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2018-04-26 10:10:04 PM  
"He keeps trying to get close to me. I don't know if he's got a thing for me or what. He's cute."

Young love....
 
2018-04-26 10:44:37 PM  
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There's no licking in baseball hockey!
 
2018-04-26 11:33:10 PM  
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2018-04-26 11:42:00 PM  
He's one of those guys that's just an asshole. So much talent, there's no need to be a dick.

Kind of like Perry
 
2018-04-27 12:08:18 AM  

SoupGuru: He's one of those guys that's just an asshole. So much talent, there's no need to be a dick.

Kind of like Perry


Read his Player's Tribune piece. It was no doubt written by him...
 
2018-04-27 12:17:21 AM  
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/Getting some mileage out of this one
 
2018-04-27 12:21:57 AM  
One would think the NHL would take a harder stance against the flying elbows and slew-foots before they come out against the licking.
 
2018-04-27 12:41:35 AM  
Marchand better be careful, he's gonna end up with butt ending penalty
https://www.usahockeyrulebook.com/pag​e​/show/1084650-rule-606-butt-ending
 
2018-04-27 12:42:37 AM  

Kubo: One would think the NHL would take a harder stance against the flying elbows and slew-foots before they come out against the licking.


This
 
2018-04-27 01:32:18 AM  
In most workplaces, licking coworkers gets you into serious trouble.
 
2018-04-27 01:50:26 AM  

Dafatone: In most workplaces, licking coworkers gets you into serious trouble.


And then, there's porn...
 
2018-04-27 02:33:47 AM  
Maybe his opponent was wearing vanilla scented perfume and he just wanted a taste?
 
2018-04-27 04:57:51 AM  
Talk about Gross Misconduct.
 
2018-04-27 08:10:37 AM  

fatalvenom: SoupGuru: He's one of those guys that's just an asshole. So much talent, there's no need to be a dick.

Kind of like Perry

Read his Player's Tribune piece. It was no doubt written by him...


Such a dick. At three he was a dick, and proud of it.
 
2018-04-27 08:25:53 AM  

Kubo: One would think the NHL would take a harder stance against the flying elbows and slew-foots before they come out against the licking.


I watch a lot of hockey games and the speed at which fans of teams with guys who do this are on twitter defending them is amazing.  They go over the replay more than people reviewed the Zapruder film.  It's ok to admit you have an asshole on your team who likes to take liberties with the inconsistent calls in the NHL, but stop acting like the fraction of millimeter the skate on the ice when your winger elbowed the defenseman in the head makes it ok.
 
2018-04-27 08:26:49 AM  

sno man: fatalvenom: SoupGuru: He's one of those guys that's just an asshole. So much talent, there's no need to be a dick.

Kind of like Perry

Read his Player's Tribune piece. It was no doubt written by him...

Such a dick. At three he was a dick, and proud of it.


Some people just wanna troll through life.
 
2018-04-27 08:30:37 AM  
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2018-04-27 08:40:32 AM  
Esa isn't impressed.

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2018-04-27 08:51:26 AM  
NHL cock-blocking bastards.
 
2018-04-27 09:11:41 AM  
NHL: Watch your mouth

Marchand: I can't, my nose is in the way.
 
2018-04-27 09:16:13 AM  
2 minutes for high licking
 
2018-04-27 11:26:33 AM  

SoupGuru: He's one of those guys that's just an asshole. So much talent, there's no need to be a dick.

Kind of like Perry


Leave Katy out of this.
(I'd lick her everywhere)
 
2018-04-27 11:29:00 AM  
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YOU CANNOT CONTAIN BRAD MARCHAND'S LOVE!
 
2018-04-27 11:54:11 AM  
He should have been suspended for it.
If spitting on a player is a Match penalty, why isn't licking them?
 
2018-04-27 12:17:08 PM  

BuffaloToban: He should have been suspended for it.
If spitting on a player is a Match penalty, why isn't licking them?


Love is blind?
 
2018-04-27 01:41:05 PM  

bluenote13: Kubo: One would think the NHL would take a harder stance against the flying elbows and slew-foots before they come out against the licking.

I watch a lot of hockey games and the speed at which fans of teams with guys who do this are on twitter defending them is amazing.  They go over the replay more than people reviewed the Zapruder film.  It's ok to admit you have an asshole on your team who likes to take liberties with the inconsistent calls in the NHL, but stop acting like the fraction of millimeter the skate on the ice when your winger elbowed the defenseman in the head makes it ok.


Even beyond the fans, listen to the announcers. Listen to this gem: "Frankly, I don't know if Marchand even knew of Johansson's body position there."

That's weird, considering he threw his elbow directly into Marcus Johansson's head.

Bruins’ Marchand gets away with elbow that drops Devils’ Johansson
Youtube dqecy_ezzEo
 
2018-04-27 01:56:46 PM  

Kubo: bluenote13: Kubo: One would think the NHL would take a harder stance against the flying elbows and slew-foots before they come out against the licking.

I watch a lot of hockey games and the speed at which fans of teams with guys who do this are on twitter defending them is amazing.  They go over the replay more than people reviewed the Zapruder film.  It's ok to admit you have an asshole on your team who likes to take liberties with the inconsistent calls in the NHL, but stop acting like the fraction of millimeter the skate on the ice when your winger elbowed the defenseman in the head makes it ok.

Even beyond the fans, listen to the announcers. Listen to this gem: "Frankly, I don't know if Marchand even knew of Johansson's body position there."

That's weird, considering he threw his elbow directly into Marcus Johansson's head.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/dqecy_ez​zEo]


If that is Jack Edwards, it is not a surprise.  He is the worst.
 
2018-04-27 07:09:06 PM  
Bruce Cassidy said there was no such communication and if licking is the worst thing Marchand does the team is completely behind him.
 
2018-04-27 07:56:18 PM  

jaylectricity: Bruce Cassidy said there was no such communication and if licking is the worst thing Marchand does the team is completely behind him.


Well, you definitely don't want to be in front of him if that is what he is doing....
 
2018-04-28 08:47:30 AM  

bluenote13: jaylectricity: Bruce Cassidy said there was no such communication and if licking is the worst thing Marchand does the team is completely behind him.

Well, you definitely don't want to be in front of him if that is what he is doing....


Thank you! I was wondering if anybody would pick up on that.
 
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