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‘’ 2012-03-23 10:30:50 AM  
sounds ouchy
 
SGF
‘’ 2012-03-23 12:08:53 PM  
I FOL'd
 
‘’ 2012-03-23 12:09:07 PM  
If you've got the belly to eat them in the first place, they're no problem.

Roughage is s'posed to be rough, y'know.
 
‘’ 2012-03-25 7:13:22 AM  
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Where the smeg did the 4umites go?
 
‘’ 2012-03-25 9:46:46 AM  
where?
 
‘’ 2012-03-25 4:40:12 PM  
If anyone asks, I was here the entire time.
 
‘’ 2012-03-25 6:59:53 PM  
here?
 
‘’ 2012-03-26 12:29:19 PM  
Hey guy's, what is it that you do here?
 
‘’ 2012-03-26 1:49:35 PM  
TITANIUM WELDING/FABRICATING
 
‘’ 2012-03-26 2:43:26 PM  
Hotters McWeldy?
 
‘’ 2012-03-26 3:44:50 PM  
That's Ms McWeldy to you, Sir.
 
‘’ 2012-03-26 5:43:36 PM  
Incorrect! Your evil uncle has been concealing the fact that you are in fact Princess McWeldy. Your Highness.
 
‘’ 2012-03-27 11:19:44 AM  
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‘’ 2012-03-27 1:42:48 PM  
Popesicle?
 
‘’ 2012-03-27 2:45:13 PM  
braaaains
 
‘’ 2012-03-27 10:48:56 PM  
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‘’ 2012-03-28 10:22:17 AM  
An urban legend, but still amusing:
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.netView Full Size
 
‘’ 2012-03-28 10:57:09 AM  
*rofl*
 
‘’ 2012-03-28 1:32:10 PM  
I don't get it. Couldn't the old guy have just used a garden tiller?
 
‘’ 2012-03-28 1:53:52 PM  
have you ever seen the damage a human femur can cause when it jams in the tines of a garden tiller?
 
‘’ 2012-03-28 2:41:01 PM  
Never had one jam in the tiller tines, but they can break a windshield when you mow over them.

Gets you fired from cemetery maintenance in a hurry.
 
‘’ 2012-03-28 3:18:28 PM  
it's not so bad with my old troy-bilt, but these new machines just don't take the punishment.
 
‘’ 2012-03-28 4:07:27 PM  
You could try to tell the old guy to just use a tiller, but his hearing might not be so good.

And, as I mentioned, this is an urban legend. But an amusing one.
 
‘’ 2012-03-28 6:25:30 PM  
I've always wanted to grow up to be an urban legend.

Where does one apply for that type of position?
 
‘’ 2012-03-28 8:25:57 PM  

Psycho Mallet Girl: Where does one apply for that type of position?


In a bathtub filled with ice.
 
‘’ 2012-03-28 9:23:26 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Psycho Mallet Girl: Where does one apply for that type of position?

In a bathtub filled with ice.


with a JATO unit strapped to your car.
 
‘’ 2012-03-28 10:12:49 PM  
JATO rototiller! Quick, someone call Kickstarter!
 
‘’ 2012-03-29 8:21:07 AM  
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‘’ 2012-03-29 8:47:35 AM  

DaveOfTheHillPeople: And, as I mentioned, this is an urban legend. But an amusing one.


It sounds like you really enjoy old wives' tails.
 
‘’ 2012-03-29 9:40:29 AM  
MILFtales was my favorite show as a kid.
 
‘’ 2012-03-29 11:25:37 AM  
oh, okay, it's thursday.

now it makes sense.
 
‘’ 2012-03-29 12:52:47 PM  
i heard there were welders here. i need two of these made for a client next week. give me a bid.

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‘’ 2012-03-29 12:54:48 PM  
those aren't made from TITANIUM, so you are probably out of luck.
 
‘’ 2012-03-29 12:55:15 PM  
I'm not sure we can do it. Is that titanium?
 
‘’ 2012-03-29 12:55:51 PM  
Demon dogs! Too slow on the go . . .
 
‘’ 2012-03-29 1:42:11 PM  
it's powder coated so i could use titanium.
 
‘’ 2012-03-29 2:06:55 PM  
Well then you came to the right place, but you came on the wrong day. Try back Tuesday.
 
‘’ 2012-03-29 3:14:36 PM  
*snort*
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-03-30 4:36:06 AM  
Any of you Tampons ever go to Jimmy Mac's?
 
‘’ 2012-03-30 9:44:13 AM  
No but they deliver to you....fast.
 
‘’ 2012-03-30 9:53:11 AM  
Tampon delivery?
 
‘’ 2012-03-30 9:57:39 AM  
Fast.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-03-30 10:08:35 AM  
Are they really that good? Only...we seem to have the only other one here in Bryson City. They've been here forever but I've never gone.
 
‘’ 2012-03-30 10:27:05 AM  
I think they're good, but that's my humble opinion. You should ask Deiter.

He's the sammie king of Tampa.
 
‘’ 2012-03-30 10:29:22 AM  
Speaking of Tampons...my mini me went through a whole box of Insteads and wrote "tampon" on the box and every Instead inside. Funny but inaccurate.
 
‘’ 2012-03-30 11:04:39 AM  
Anyone else getting constant popups from IE saying something about certificate security errors on the site? wtf? Any passing mod or admin in this thread?
 
‘’ 2012-03-30 11:24:49 AM  
Try Farkback

We don't anwer questions, we only point and laugh.
 
‘’ 2012-03-30 11:59:20 AM  
plus everyone else is on vacation in Vegas......*heavy sigh*
 
‘’ 2012-03-30 12:00:04 PM  
stupid Vegas....
 
‘’ 2012-03-30 12:38:10 PM  
i'm still here, el guapo!
 
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