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‘’ 2012-02-23 7:42:39 AM  
If anyone needs help with MS Access 97 databases, I'm the go to guy!
 
‘’ 2012-02-23 8:19:58 AM  
Also Lotus 1-2-3, VP Planner, dBase II, and the binary language of moisture vaporators.
 
‘’ 2012-02-23 8:25:33 AM  
I think Uncle Owen could use a...*ZAP*

Never mind.
 
‘’ 2012-02-23 8:26:28 AM  
Uncle OOooooowwWWWWEN!
 
‘’ 2012-02-23 9:54:47 AM  
I guess you guys went to Toshi Station to get those power convertors.
 
‘’ 2012-02-23 10:19:53 AM  
Is the excel server down again?
 
‘’ 2012-02-23 12:14:06 PM  
i'm a whiz at aldus pagemaker.
 
‘’ 2012-02-23 2:19:46 PM  
I'm a whiz at whizzing.
 
‘’ 2012-02-23 6:17:59 PM  
Ha, I was actually going to list PageMaker.

Today a user asked me about getting a report from our ERP system into Excel. I said I could grab the spool file on the rs/6000 and then she could open it in Notepad and copy/paste into Excel. And she said "Well, I have no idea what 'Notepad' is..." and I stopped listening at that point.

So I said "Fine, use edlin instead."
 
‘’ 2012-02-23 6:49:24 PM  
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When is Zorg's birthday?
 
‘’ 2012-02-23 6:53:42 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: [ww4.hdnux.com image 628x471]

When is Zorg's birthday?


Dayum. Me old Mum would LOVE that table!
 
‘’ 2012-02-24 8:27:36 AM  

JoeCamelToe: I guess you guys went to Toshi Station to get those power convertors.


Link (new window)
 
‘’ 2012-02-24 2:51:58 PM  
anyone know how i can make our FTP site more secure? i need to give clients access to upload or download but don't want them to see my porn our other clients' folders.
 
‘’ 2012-02-24 3:10:26 PM  
Make a subdirectory in you domain and set that as their home directory when they log in.
They should not be able to see anything but that and any subdirectories of it.
 
‘’ 2012-02-24 3:22:07 PM  
they won't be able to go up to the parent directory? do i need to make a unique password for each client's sub dir?
 
‘’ 2012-02-24 3:35:32 PM  
You can control that with Windows share permissions. Give them access to their subfolder, but not to the parent. Also, make sure the parent doesn't allow anonymous login.
 
‘’ 2012-02-24 3:36:50 PM  
I'd create a new local user account for each customer.
 
‘’ 2012-02-24 3:47:10 PM  
Hahaha, the president of our company just email blasted an internet hoax from 2009 about a FOX News Special that's going to reveal traitorous things about Obama the Marxist traitor. So tune in Sunday night at 9:00 for this event (which was actually a Hannity show from 2008 that didn't reveal squat).

He said he got the email from someone he respects a great deal.

I'm still giggling (and no, I haven't corrected him).
 
‘’ 2012-02-24 3:50:15 PM  
that sounds like a lot of work. i hate a lot of work.

can i do it from an FTP server app on a mac?
 
‘’ 2012-02-24 4:08:09 PM  
[image from static.themetapicture.com too old to be available]
"Why the #$%^ are we going to #$%^ing Degoba? That place is a $#!@hole, Luke!"
 
‘’ 2012-02-26 10:04:22 PM  
I hope this is the place to post this.

I love the pictures in the forums so much that I started to collect some of them.
I was wondering if any kind person could tell me a photo manager that will allow me to add pictures to my collection in a very easy way.
I tried Picasa but I don't like the fact that it associated with google.
Thanks
 
‘’ 2012-02-27 1:48:56 AM  
Imageshack has a doo dad that allows 'Right click, save to Imageshack' simplicity. Many Farkers host pics from there. I am pretty sure there is info on photohosting in the FarQ (new window)
 
‘’ 2012-02-27 2:52:27 AM  
there are pictures in the forums?
 
‘’ 2012-02-27 8:23:57 AM  
i'm still trying to figure out how they got peanut butter in my chocolate.
 
‘’ 2012-02-27 9:06:20 AM  
After you do, can you figure out how they got chocolate in my peanut butter?
 
‘’ 2012-02-27 11:11:09 AM  
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‘’ 2012-02-27 5:02:09 PM  
Oh the things I could do to that cake.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-02-27 5:45:34 PM  
Dirty things?
 
‘’ 2012-02-27 6:08:54 PM  
Like warm apple pie.
 
‘’ 2012-02-27 7:37:53 PM  
Suddenly I want to grow long hair and shake my head around.
 
‘’ 2012-02-27 8:45:21 PM  
Dirty, chocolatey things.
 
‘’ 2012-02-28 7:04:48 AM  
I like comics. (new window)
 
‘’ 2012-02-28 8:21:13 AM  

The Mad Highlander: I like comics. (new window)


wow, i see the repeats have made their way to the 4um...

;)
 
‘’ 2012-02-28 11:22:53 AM  
Whoo hoo, we are all ready for the FIRST measurable snowfall of the season. Yup, the FIRST.
A foot or more they say now, but being the "WEATHER PEOPLE" have not had much to make us panic so far, watch it turn into
Hey, it's Tuesday.
Minnesota is almost tropical.
 
‘’ 2012-02-28 11:24:37 AM  
weird, that was to say:
watch it turn into less than 6 inches. OMG.
 
‘’ 2012-02-28 12:29:44 PM  

trivaavirt: weird, that was to say:
watch it turn into less than 6 inches. OMG.


Just. Like. Prom.
 
‘’ 2012-02-28 12:59:23 PM  
i was thinking, "at least somebody had a good time."
 
‘’ 2012-02-28 6:02:07 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: [ww4.hdnux.com image 628x471]

When is Zorg's birthday?


New Year's Eve. I've got time to clear out some space in the living room.
 
‘’ 2012-02-28 6:34:19 PM  

zorgon: New Year's Eve. I've got time to clear out some space in the living room.


Cool! I'll bring it over and we'll party like it's NCC-1701-C.

I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if my saucer section goes astray.
 
‘’ 2012-02-28 6:52:33 PM  
that table sold from the guy's etsy shop for $3000. seems a bit high to me.
 
‘’ 2012-02-29 8:42:23 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: zorgon: New Year's Eve. I've got time to clear out some space in the living room.

Cool! I'll bring it over and we'll party like it's NCC-1701-C.

I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if my saucer section goes astray.


But when I woke up this morning I saw it on the Argus Array.
 
‘’ 2012-02-29 9:06:14 AM  

pdrake: that table sold from the guy's etsy shop for $3000. seems a bit high to me.


so was the guy who bought it.
 
‘’ 2012-02-29 3:18:46 PM  
I just got the Mary Ann treatment... was part of a proposal team that just won an $800k award project and a company wide email went out listing everyone on the team but me with a " and the rest of the team" in my stead.

Whoo. At least it's something to make a joke about, I spose.
 
‘’ 2012-02-29 5:41:48 PM  
Just say your name is al. Then everything that's listed as "et al." ... you're a co-author!
 
‘’ 2012-03-01 12:53:03 AM  
Just be careful that nobody wants you to help co-author an article about cannibals (or zombies!), or that might become more literal than you would prefer.
 
‘’ 2012-03-01 9:26:36 AM  
I called Arthur Murray's to set up a dance class schedule, but they don't teach either TechnoViking or Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
Lame.
 
‘’ 2012-03-01 10:45:39 AM  
You should sign up for the new Dubstep class.

I bet you'll wub it!
 
‘’ 2012-03-01 11:22:26 AM  
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‘’ 2012-03-02 3:39:20 PM  
Hello...hello...hello...

Echo...echo...echo...
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-03-02 3:51:51 PM  
Well that was retch-inducing. I hate weather.
 
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