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‘’ 2012-02-17 8:19:55 AM  
For coffee?

Never.
 
‘’ 2012-02-17 8:36:56 AM  
IT'S FRIDAY MUVAFUCCAS! WOOT!
 
‘’ 2012-02-17 9:09:14 AM  
I haven't attended Friday Muvafucca's since before my bar Mitzvah.
 
‘’ 2012-02-17 11:51:40 AM  
Always at some kind of bar, aintcha? Reprehensible.

(In fact . . . is that a bar swinging at my head?)
 
‘’ 2012-02-17 12:56:30 PM  

mybabysmomma: IT'S FRIDAY MUVAFUCCAS! WOOT!


Little earworm for ya..... Link (new window)
 
‘’ 2012-02-17 6:24:02 PM  
i59.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-02-18 5:11:00 PM  
Is it the wrong point in my life to say I hate children?
 
‘’ 2012-02-18 5:19:43 PM  
You're not preparing them properly. Try them after a light battering.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-02-18 5:36:15 PM  
Scattered and smothered ...
 
‘’ 2012-02-18 6:43:44 PM  
I like them with a lemon glaze, but then I'm fairly fruity.
 
‘’ 2012-02-19 11:51:00 PM  
They're fine, as long as they're someone else's....
 
‘’ 2012-02-20 7:36:13 AM  
Well . . . I like kids. Just call me a weirdo.

Again.
 
‘’ 2012-02-20 9:21:25 AM  
Katla volcano in Iceland getting ready to have a minor eruption in 5...4...3...
 
‘’ 2012-02-20 9:38:01 AM  
At least one is easier to pronounce.
 
‘’ 2012-02-20 10:37:42 AM  
One is pretty easy to pronounce...:b
 
‘’ 2012-02-20 10:54:58 AM  
One.......is the lonliest number.
 
‘’ 2012-02-20 1:37:24 PM  
One.... singular sensation.
 
‘’ 2012-02-20 2:46:27 PM  
Two can be as bad as one.
 
‘’ 2012-02-20 2:53:42 PM  
i take one one one 'cause you left me...
 
‘’ 2012-02-20 4:55:18 PM  
There is no spoon.
 
‘’ 2012-02-20 7:11:38 PM  
There's nos poon.
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 9:56:07 AM  
That's some fast box.
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 10:21:30 AM  
Speedy taco?
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 10:27:34 AM  
Quick clam?
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 10:29:34 AM  
Lightning labia?
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 10:30:19 AM  
Movin' muffin?
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 10:33:21 AM  
Modockin' muff?
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 10:33:58 AM  
High velocity vag?
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 10:35:11 AM  
Lickety split slit?
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 10:36:37 AM  
Bounding beaver?
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 10:41:29 AM  
Bored Joe?
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 10:46:15 AM  
Warp speed CamelToe.
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 1:41:42 PM  
Supersonic snatch?
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 2:36:02 PM  
Don't stop me now, cause I'm having a good time, having a ball?
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-02-21 7:24:08 PM  
Oh, vodka. Mama has MISSED you. :)
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-02-21 8:34:30 PM  
So numb. So freeeeeee.......
 
‘’ 2012-02-21 9:08:58 PM  
Someone's tipsy :)
 
‘’ 2012-02-22 9:16:55 AM  
Two Lips
Too Furious?
 
‘’ 2012-02-22 3:51:47 PM  
So a guy has been with my company now for about 10 months... he has a desk phone and a company cell phone.

Until today he had no clue what his extension was, or what his cell phone number was.
 
‘’ 2012-02-22 4:04:08 PM  
He also didn't know he had an account in our ERP system.
 
‘’ 2012-02-22 4:06:51 PM  
So. Santorum seems to be on everyone's lips these days.
 
‘’ 2012-02-22 4:23:27 PM  
Santorum's got folks foaming at the mouth!
 
‘’ 2012-02-22 5:28:27 PM  
Why would he know what his numbers were? It's not like he ever calls them . . .
 
‘’ 2012-02-22 6:05:29 PM  
What ERP system?
 
‘’ 2012-02-22 6:21:37 PM  
I can't divulge that information as it would blow my cover. Rest assured, you've never heard of it unless you worked in a steel mill.
 
‘’ 2012-02-22 7:57:07 PM  
I have an ERP system, but you wouldn't know it. It's from Canada.
 
‘’ 2012-02-22 8:53:44 PM  
emerging rapid penis
 
‘’ 2012-02-22 9:31:05 PM  
Hahaha, sure you do. I'll bet you haven't even kissed your ERP system.

(By the way, my ERP system is, in fact, from Canada.)
 
‘’ 2012-02-22 11:59:28 PM  
Farkers got their A game on, today. Been awhile since threads have made me laugh out loud, repeatedly.
 
‘’ 2012-02-23 5:40:25 AM  
I subcontract making some custom forms for canadians for our ERP system.
If anyone needs Epicor or Crystal help, gimmie a hollar.
 
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