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‘’ 2012-02-10 3:47:15 PM  
I was addicted to sex with supermodels, but next month I'll be 45 years clean.
 
‘’ 2012-02-10 4:17:35 PM  
I'm just happy if women meet my requirements.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-02-10 5:57:53 PM  
I, too, have sworn off sex with women.
 
‘’ 2012-02-10 7:24:39 PM  

The Mad Highlander: I'm just happy if women meet my requirements.


okay, that was just...awesome.
 
‘’ 2012-02-10 9:20:55 PM  
Question...does fark close thread comments for any particular reason? Is it after a certain amout of time?
 
‘’ 2012-02-12 6:10:59 PM  
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‘’ 2012-02-13 7:01:56 AM  
Mmmm...spam for breakfast.

/poker? I barely know her.
 
‘’ 2012-02-13 7:54:29 AM  
Just hold 'er I'll poker.
 
‘’ 2012-02-13 1:00:08 PM  
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Poetry is easy.
And so is your mom.
 
‘’ 2012-02-13 1:36:47 PM  
sign from vegas bar:

poker in the front
liquor in the rear

true story
 
‘’ 2012-02-13 4:47:38 PM  
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‘’ 2012-02-13 4:57:00 PM  
El Wheet
 
‘’ 2012-02-13 10:34:50 PM  
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1440266/

Pre-game with our best stuff and then sushi and shrooms later.

Who's with me?
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 8:37:24 AM  
HAPPY VALENTIMES DAY BIATCHES!
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 9:29:25 AM  
What's a hoppenin', Hot Schtuff?
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 10:48:20 AM  
That good, eh?
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-02-14 11:00:57 AM  
It's ALL good.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 11:24:00 AM  
and Happy V-D to all.......
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 11:55:30 AM  
Bah...humbug!
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 12:20:41 PM  
Raw...dumb pug
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 12:33:55 PM  
your pug looks a little pudgy.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 12:40:09 PM  
Claw...thumb snug.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 12:41:45 PM  
YOU DON'T KNOW MY PUG!
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 12:42:30 PM  
Paw,,,snug hug?
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 12:46:37 PM  
nOW i gOt hER all RILED uP.

stupid new fangled intronetter.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 1:06:40 PM  
We do know your pug.

Smallish, wrinkly, cute?
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 1:16:49 PM  
geez,,,if you're gonna stalk me at least send me flowers with a creepy note on.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 1:24:03 PM  
Oh....you haven't got those yet?

I should have sent them with Proflowers instead of Am.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 1:30:16 PM  
Good to read you, Joe. You're long overdue for a trip to the PacNW, yannow.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 1:32:26 PM  
Very true, Soup, and thanks. I need to get some more stuff taken care of and then we can plan a little vacation.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 3:00:50 PM  

JoeCamelToe: ...vacation.


?

I was sort of hoping you'd help till the back lot and get this year's crop in. Nat's 12, but she still can't work the plow team worth a spit. I'm sure we can find a seed bag that'll fit the little one.

Need some wood chopped, too. You are going to be so busy, but sure, you can call it a vacation if you want. Fresh air, and all.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 3:05:07 PM  
Well compared to last week even that would still be a vacation.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 3:26:36 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Nat's 12, but she still can't work the plow team worth a spit.


That poor, unhappy child.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 3:35:00 PM  
I taught I taw a feffer.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 3:35:02 PM  

JoeCamelToe: Well compared to last week even that would still be a vacation.


Good, then it's all settled. We'll expect you around supper time. Take your shoes off before you come in.

feffer: That poor, unhappy child.


Yeah, you can see it in her eyes. And the way she warbles Katy Perry pop songs in the shower every night. Poor kid.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 3:39:06 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: JoeCamelToe: Well compared to last week even that would still be a vacation.

Good, then it's all settled. We'll expect you around supper time. Take your shoes off before you come in.


I...uh...don't own any shoes.

feffer: That poor, unhappy child.

Yeah, you can see it in her eyes. And the way she warbles Katy Perry pop songs in the shower every night. Poor kid.


Baby I'm a firework
Even if my parents are socialist jerks
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 4:37:44 PM  

feffer: That poor, unhappy child.


Look at her eyes.
It's like someone sucked her soul out.

/yeah I went there.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 7:02:43 PM  
binaryso011011 ^]121d
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 7:18:34 PM  
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‘’ 2012-02-14 7:22:55 PM  

leftyblonde: [i264.photobucket.com image 470x391]


MAN, there is a LOT of wtf on that page.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 8:36:50 PM  
Ooh, is that the whipped topping with Nonoxynol-9?
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 9:16:34 PM  
Also, is that JORDACHE whipped topping?
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-02-14 9:43:26 PM  
Also Deodorant Gas Relief pills. Total marriage saver, that.
 
‘’ 2012-02-14 9:51:47 PM  
it's a floor wax.
 
‘’ 2012-02-15 8:12:29 AM  
It's a dessert topping.
 
‘’ 2012-02-15 8:30:17 AM  
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‘’ 2012-02-15 11:07:13 AM  

stebain: [cdn2.sbnation.com image 455x437]


I Don't GIVE a damn!
 
‘’ 2012-02-16 8:43:32 AM  
*yawwwwwwn* Needdz mor coffeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz.
 
‘’ 2012-02-16 4:10:11 PM  
It's a bit late in the day for that, innit?
 
‘’ 2012-02-16 6:27:19 PM  
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