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‘’ 2012-02-02 12:22:25 PM  
Ever have one of those days when you feel really, really ugly? I mean circus-side-show hideous?

I haven't felt that way since junior high, but I'm feeling that way now. It's not fun. :(

It's Feel-Pathetic-Rather-Than-Angry Thursday.
 
‘’ 2012-02-02 1:29:21 PM  

JoeCamelToe: The same moose that caused you all that trouble in Arizona three years earlier.


Don't forget that pesky squirrel.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-02-02 3:12:35 PM  
Aw, Dave! You sexxeh beast, you have no right to feel ugly.
 
‘’ 2012-02-02 4:00:45 PM  
in the dark, ugly and beautiful feel the same.
 
‘’ 2012-02-02 4:04:13 PM  

h2oincfs: in the dark, ugly and beautiful feel the same.


You have apparently never rubbed your junk on Edward James Olmos' face.
 
‘’ 2012-02-02 4:05:47 PM  

mybabysmomma: JoeCamelToe: The same moose that caused you all that trouble in Arizona three years earlier.

Don't forget that pesky squirrel.


Yes Natasha.
 
‘’ 2012-02-02 5:26:31 PM  

Ni!: Aw, Dave! You sexxeh beast, you have no right to feel ugly.


Thanks, Ni. I'm kida cute, really: I just feel repulsive.
 
‘’ 2012-02-03 9:01:54 AM  
LOL, Ni...Did you submit it? Your Ocklawaha deptuy/pitbull/meth story is on the front page.
 
‘’ 2012-02-03 2:14:21 PM  

JoeCamelToe: You have apparently never rubbed your junk on Edward James Olmos' face.


Was it really that bad?

Or was it the way he treated you afterwards?
 
‘’ 2012-02-03 2:37:08 PM  

JoeCamelToe: h2oincfs: in the dark, ugly and beautiful feel the same.

You have apparently never rubbed your junk on Edward James Olmos' face.


no, but not for lack of trying.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-02-03 4:19:20 PM  
I did not but I'm glad it was farkworthy.
 
‘’ 2012-02-04 12:05:54 AM  
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‘’ 2012-02-04 12:27:17 AM  
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‘’ 2012-02-04 1:04:50 PM  
heh.
 
‘’ 2012-02-05 9:21:20 AM  
meh.
 
‘’ 2012-02-05 9:48:31 AM  
Have a Super day everybody!
 
‘’ 2012-02-05 5:38:16 PM  

OregonVet: Have a Super day everybody!


Speaking of Super, anyone able to view the Super Bowl online here (new window)? Or is it that I can't view it because I'm in Europe?
 
‘’ 2012-02-05 7:12:23 PM  
It's because the Puppy Bowl is more important, or at least more worthy.

/not watching either
//only have DVD hooked up to the TV
 
‘’ 2012-02-06 11:08:42 AM  
Ha. A user just told me that he ran out of passwords and could I please make the computer not ask him to change it any more.
 
‘’ 2012-02-06 11:28:42 AM  
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‘’ 2012-02-06 11:51:56 AM  
Users. What can you do with them?

Legally, that is...
 
‘’ 2012-02-06 8:08:01 PM  

e-man: Ha. A user just told me that he ran out of passwords and could I please make the computer not ask him to change it any more.


Just say don't worry, you'll change it for him. Don't say that you'll tell him what the new one is.
 
‘’ 2012-02-07 6:59:45 AM  
Yes, but he's already used every possible combination of letter, number, and punctuation possible.

I guess we'll have to invest in a biometric authentication system for our network... I'll tell him he has to present a pint of blood for verification each time he logs in. Then I'll set his computer to sleep after 5 minutes and require authentication when he wakes it.
 
‘’ 2012-02-07 7:09:04 AM  
He even used tinypenis#s0?
 
‘’ 2012-02-07 10:12:18 AM  

JoeCamelToe: He even used tinypenis#s0?


I'm sure he uses that whenever he's alone with online pr0n.
 
‘’ 2012-02-07 10:17:31 AM  
I prefer offline pr0n.
 
‘’ 2012-02-07 11:06:56 AM  
pounds 0

i see what you did there.
 
‘’ 2012-02-07 11:58:03 AM  
I'm not as subtle as I think.
 
‘’ 2012-02-07 12:47:09 PM  
I'm not as stubble as I think.
 
‘’ 2012-02-07 1:49:31 PM  
I might get in trouble for listening to Skink.
 
‘’ 2012-02-07 5:17:44 PM  
if I ask for a double will I get a bigger drink?
 
‘’ 2012-02-07 5:20:54 PM  
If I give you a kiss, will you give me a wink?
 
‘’ 2012-02-08 12:07:44 AM  
Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
and we can dance or sing
 
‘’ 2012-02-08 8:35:50 AM  
If we don't nobody will.
 
‘’ 2012-02-08 1:33:36 PM  
I can get rid of that song in my head easily enough, but the images of prancing Ren Faire midgets are stuck like the pages of my1975 Playmate of the Year featuring Marilyn Lange.
 
‘’ 2012-02-08 3:53:00 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: images of prancing Ren Faire midgets are stuck like the pages of my1975 Playmate of the Year featuring Marilyn Lange.


Heh, you're lucky you have never seen my dick.
 
‘’ 2012-02-08 5:51:40 PM  
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‘’ 2012-02-08 6:44:00 PM  
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‘’ 2012-02-09 2:11:56 AM  
No cake for the impurity.
 
‘’ 2012-02-09 11:06:44 AM  
I shouldn't have to answer "what is 'modulo'?" from a programmer, should I?
 
‘’ 2012-02-09 3:58:20 PM  
That remainders to be seen.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-02-09 5:30:13 PM  
It's not even Tuesday, luv, you're fine.
 
‘’ 2012-02-10 2:20:13 AM  
I hope you folks are all doing okay.
 
‘’ 2012-02-10 7:19:09 AM  

e-man: That remainders to be seen.


Ha HAA!

What's not to be okay, skink? It's Friday!
 
‘’ 2012-02-10 9:05:30 AM  

honk: What's not to be okay, skink? It's Friday!


Yeah, short day, for me. One client, then staffing, then acupuncture to help with the cigarette cravings. Had a little setback, yesterday, and smoked half a pack. I have no 'faith' in acupuncture, but went from over a pack a day to five a day after the first treatment. My plan is to try and go till bedtime tonight with NONE, and try and be done by Sunday.

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‘’ 2012-02-10 9:23:55 AM  
If someone told me they'd stick needles in me if I smoked, I'd probably quit too.

Just kidding, I stopped in 2007. I had a lot of life changes going on (new job, new location), so I decided to add that. It sucked pretty bad. I'd read somewhere that if you can make it 1 year, there's an 11% chance you'll start again, but if you can make it 2 years, that drops down to 2%. So my goal was two years. All day, every day for about a year and 9 months, I wanted a cigarette, but after that I realized I hadn't been thinking about them much lately. Hang in there man, you can do it.
 
‘’ 2012-02-10 10:15:31 AM  
I never have smoked. So that makes me better.

I also talk with Jesus regularly . . . on his dime when he calls for advice.

And I never have S-E-X unless it's for procreation.
 
‘’ 2012-02-10 11:52:56 AM  
I made it over five years, last time. Stress of the move to Canada made me WEAK, and I started again. Definitely time to change it, as I am very in touch with my junkie nature.


I am FAR superior, honk...I have sworn off sex for procreation, and am on the wagon for 19 years.
 
‘’ 2012-02-10 12:23:14 PM  
Wow. You're amazing, dude. Apollonian and all.

Seriously, though, good luck with quitting! I hear it's not as easy as childbirth or self-amputation of a limb or anything.
 
‘’ 2012-02-10 1:07:34 PM  
I gave up smoking, drinking, and carousing with loose women.

Worst 5 minutes of my life.
 
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