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‘’ 2012-01-26 10:42:50 PM  
Picked a quit smoking date. February 3rd, the day my Dad died. Made appointments for some symptom relief medical care. Got done with that, and when I walked back to our office (we share space with a medical office), I got served with a subpoena to appear in court on behalf of a client who is in one of our classes. Will be my first ever testimony in court.

This is how I felt when I realized:

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‘’ 2012-01-26 11:30:36 PM  
vegas party?

i'm so here.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-27 08:12:33 AM  
Just don't stop sniffing glue, dude. You'll be aight.
 
‘’ 2012-01-27 08:34:55 AM  
QUIT SMOKING! YAY!
 
‘’ 2012-01-27 09:13:43 AM  
D'oh. Missed my decafarkiversary back on the 8th. Lurked for a year before that though.

It's a pleasure being forever tainted by knowing you strangely odd and oddly strange people.

Huh, huh. Taint.
 
‘’ 2012-01-27 09:38:17 AM  
That is awesome we share farkiversary dates, Kev.

...although you're a year older.

...big guy.
 
‘’ 2012-01-27 10:23:39 AM  
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/gis for farkiversary
//hot source LOL
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-27 01:36:06 PM  
Thing I have done with my life that you have not: Sarked off to Terry Gilliam.

Oh yeah.

Not that he noticed, but STILL. I was THATCLOSE to being adopted by him, swear!
 
‘’ 2012-01-27 01:37:31 PM  
i'll have what she's having.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-27 01:41:08 PM  
The amount of meds I'm on right now dude. You don't even know. Soon there will be wine thrown into the mix and then LOOK OUT CLEESE YOU BASTARD!
 
‘’ 2012-01-27 04:10:44 PM  
What do I get for myself (and JCT) for the occasion? Can't remember the traditional gift. Paper, plastic, porcelain... Maybe it's pron?
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-27 04:15:46 PM  
Tenth is aluminum. Hmmmmm.....
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-27 04:19:23 PM  
OR diamond jewelry. But then one of you would end up having to be the biatch.
 
‘’ 2012-01-27 04:21:18 PM  
you could go in together on an aluminum falcon.
 
‘’ 2012-01-27 05:57:07 PM  
crotch lint
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-27 06:43:31 PM  
Crotch lint is a very personal, heartfelt gift.
 
‘’ 2012-01-27 08:08:06 PM  
What the hell is an aluminum falcon?!

Ha, I love that line.
 
‘’ 2012-01-27 10:19:51 PM  
You made it come out my nose!

/teenagers
 
‘’ 2012-01-28 02:51:18 PM  

e-man: What the hell is an aluminum falcon?!

Ha, I love that line.


OK, OK, so who's left?... Are you shiatting me?... Well, where are you?... Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?... Oh, you must smell like... feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon...
 
‘’ 2012-01-28 03:58:54 PM  
Now get your 7'2" asthmatic ass back here, or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny biatch you were about Pandamame or Panda Bear or whatever her name was.....
 
‘’ 2012-01-28 05:40:01 PM  
panda bear?
 
‘’ 2012-01-28 05:55:50 PM  
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‘’ 2012-01-28 07:47:17 PM  
Why is Marilyn chomping on the middle chick's boob?

I mean, not that I blame her....
 
‘’ 2012-01-29 02:14:52 AM  
I chomped a tit
and I liked it...?
 
‘’ 2012-01-29 08:36:16 AM  
Uh, cole slaw, I guess. I'm not even going to eat it.
 
‘’ 2012-01-29 10:18:59 AM  
Meanwhile, inside the at-at (new window).
 
‘’ 2012-01-30 11:04:14 AM  

OregonVet: Meanwhile, inside the at-at (new window).


bonus: the voice is Ahmed Best (Jar Jar)
 
‘’ 2012-01-30 04:37:08 PM  
*hmof*
 
‘’ 2012-01-30 07:02:36 PM  
yousa peoples.

YOUSA.

PEOPLES.
 
‘’ 2012-01-31 12:48:36 PM  
And now, your daily moment of Dinklage:
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‘’ 2012-01-31 01:00:21 PM  
Ha! Got my first Bag of Crap today! Woot!
 
‘’ 2012-01-31 03:47:14 PM  
??? Were they offering one today?
 
‘’ 2012-01-31 03:55:40 PM  
I could mail you your second, I didn't realize you were into that.
 
‘’ 2012-01-31 08:30:33 PM  
Ha. No. It was from the Woot off the other day. Sadly, no 42" LCD TV.
 
‘’ 2012-02-01 08:56:38 AM  
So . . . if you did get a TV or something significant, and it's clearly priced below market value, would the IRS require you to declare it as taxable income? Kinda like winnings on a game show?
 
‘’ 2012-02-01 10:40:49 AM  
i got a toothbrush holder, a water bottle, a shopping bag and sweat bands.

woot indeed

crap
 
‘’ 2012-02-01 10:54:12 AM  
I got a rock.
 
‘’ 2012-02-01 12:02:59 PM  

The Mad Highlander: I got a rock.


To wind a piece of string around?
 
‘’ 2012-02-01 01:37:31 PM  

DaveOfTheHillPeople: The Mad Highlander: I got a rock.

To wind a piece of string around?


Someone....keeps....mooooving....myyyYYYYyyyyyyy chaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaair.
 
‘’ 2012-02-01 01:58:59 PM  
I got a shiny silver holographic train engineer's cap! -- and some pens.

Woot woot! (that's the train)

. . . and I'm not pulling it.
 
‘’ 2012-02-01 02:39:33 PM  
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‘’ 2012-02-01 02:54:35 PM  
according to your rock, it snowed last night.

i wish i had a weather rock. i never know what kind of weather we are having.

i do have a rock that keeps tigers away.
 
‘’ 2012-02-01 08:18:41 PM  
I got a small duffel bag, a procrastinator's spitball target pad, a kid's do-it-yourself plate decorating kit, a plain Hanes t-shirt, 5 Fuji AA batteries, and a set of tiny square buckymagnets.
 
‘’ 2012-02-01 08:28:24 PM  
I am going for an MRI tomorrow morning due to a cat/stair related knee injury.

The last MRI I had was 20 years ago due to getting kicked in the head by a mule.

What should I expect.

emip

Broktun
 
‘’ 2012-02-02 09:02:57 AM  
As long as you're not claustrophobic, have medal randomly in you body or mind people looking up your gown you should be good.
 
‘’ 2012-02-02 09:50:30 AM  
jct, either you put in an all-nighter, or you came in early and got a head start on the day's drinking.

either way, good jorb! the company could use more guys like you.
 
‘’ 2012-02-02 10:00:20 AM  
That would explain the cloning lab.......
 
‘’ 2012-02-02 10:06:12 AM  

Broktun: What should I expect.


In 2032, you will be bitten by a moose.
 
‘’ 2012-02-02 10:11:32 AM  
The same moose that caused you all that trouble in Arizona three years earlier.
 
‘’ 2012-02-02 11:41:54 AM  
invasive brain monitoring probes
 
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