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‘’ 2012-01-21 02:08:13 PM  

h2oincfs: after 2 or 3 hours i gave up and left.


Ain't whiskey dick a biatch?
 
‘’ 2012-01-21 07:46:44 PM  
I never understood the "lost" my virginity...I expect that it's either ever taken or given away. Losing has the expectation that you might find it again at some point.
 
‘’ 2012-01-21 08:18:55 PM  
Mine never turned up in the lost and found.
 
‘’ 2012-01-21 08:41:34 PM  
I gave mine away.
 
‘’ 2012-01-21 11:29:10 PM  
donated to science.
 
‘’ 2012-01-22 06:51:31 AM  
donated to science fiction
 
‘’ 2012-01-22 08:32:39 AM  
I'm sure Tribbles were involved Mad.
 
‘’ 2012-01-22 10:29:35 AM  
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Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-22 12:57:39 PM  
My god damn head is exploding. I hate people so much.
 
‘’ 2012-01-22 03:54:19 PM  

Ni!: My god damn head is exploding. I hate people so much.


Keep calm and make a cocktail.
 
‘’ 2012-01-22 03:57:03 PM  
Keep Calm and get your Drink On
 
‘’ 2012-01-22 10:06:59 PM  
Going to be on Bayshore in Tampa tomorrow, near lunchtime. What is the good downtown eats, Farkers?

Not looking for Haute Cuisine, just good, plentiful and so forth.
 
‘’ 2012-01-22 11:57:44 PM  
Think we have settled on Moxies Cafe, downtown.
 
‘’ 2012-01-23 07:32:24 AM  
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Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-23 10:03:16 AM  
My daughter's cell phone signature is
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-23 10:03:55 AM  
shiat.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-23 10:07:17 AM  
anyway it's the word knee with a little arrow through it.
 
‘’ 2012-01-23 10:21:05 AM  
>> knee >
 
‘’ 2012-01-23 10:34:53 AM  
That is better than shiat.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-23 11:19:32 AM  
She's 11, I expect that sort of language as long as it's properly farking deployed.
 
‘’ 2012-01-23 12:57:19 PM  
Whenever my 11yo cusses, she has a hard time not giggling.
 
‘’ 2012-01-23 03:50:51 PM  
I have a COLLECTION of photos of my youngest shooting the bird at the camera...It has become something of a tradition. Seriously, we have about TWENTY of them in the folder.

By the way, we ended up at 220 on Davis Island. Good burgers, better dessert.
 
‘’ 2012-01-23 03:56:57 PM  
My only dropped "d", "s" and "c" bombs when she was around 3. Someone (I think it's at school) has convinced her that stupid and hate are cuss words. She no longer says cuss words but she will say "freakin" and "the s word" like that. Good Times.
 
‘’ 2012-01-24 12:53:06 PM  
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*yawn*
 
‘’ 2012-01-25 10:27:50 AM  
Man, I am so good at killing 4rums. I should get hired as a 4rum assassin.

*sniffs armpits just to be sure*
*nukes armpits from orbit - it's the only way to be sure*
 
‘’ 2012-01-25 10:48:45 AM  
I thought you were Rusty's alt.
 
‘’ 2012-01-25 11:58:14 AM  
I am my own alt.
 
‘’ 2012-01-25 12:43:20 PM  
I am my own cob-alt.
 
‘’ 2012-01-25 12:44:38 PM  
you ALT to be proud of that.
 
‘’ 2012-01-25 12:53:48 PM  
Quite the ALTered state.
 
‘’ 2012-01-25 12:59:28 PM  
It's not my fALT.
 
‘’ 2012-01-25 01:08:14 PM  
You just got C-ALT, that's all.
 
‘’ 2012-01-25 03:56:54 PM  
I need to hALT my posts or the 4rum will never come back to life. *sigh*
 
‘’ 2012-01-25 04:05:57 PM  
oh, great. now i have to watch sALT.

again.

:/
 
‘’ 2012-01-25 07:43:45 PM  
Ok I haven't asked because i've been going through some things the past month and I couldn't be arsed to do anything but look at articles but whats the deal with the Smartest and Funniest stuff? And when did this become real news, real funny?
 
‘’ 2012-01-25 09:04:46 PM  
I really need help. Google has failed me. I think I accidentally fwd'd part of a text to someone on my iPhone 4s. Anyone know how I found out what I sent and to who?
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 09:36:51 AM  
If it's an iPhone, you just ask it and it just tells you.
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 09:37:25 AM  
Siri knows all.
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 10:02:12 AM  
Why don't you go ask the Geeks. They love stuff like that.
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 10:13:10 AM  
Because then you would need some kind of Geek Forum and......oh.
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 11:54:37 AM  

JoeCamelToe: Siri knows all.


Siri-ously?
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 12:58:56 PM  
No. Just another in a Siris of false statements.
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 01:20:15 PM  
Sigh. Will anyone ever beat you, JCT?

(as much as you deserve, I mean)
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 01:45:58 PM  
I have been divorced twice.
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 03:05:08 PM  
Forgive me. You've had more punishment inflicted on you than I could ever do.
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 03:11:30 PM  
It's ok. I have Deiter, e-man and booze.
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 04:57:16 PM  
Hey guys, sorry to be so daft here, but can someone please post a link to a forum that has info about the Vegas Fark party in March?

Thanks!
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 05:11:39 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Hey guys, sorry to be so daft here, but can someone please post a link to a forum that has info about the Vegas Fark party in March?


It'll be on the Fark Party page in a few days, hopefully as soon as tomorrow, once the contracts are signed. (Lawyers looking over contracts today Meanwhile, there's a Facebook page for it.) March 30 - April 1 2012 are the dates. The holdup's been negotiations over which hotel/casino it's going to be at... 80% chance it'll be at Treasure Island again... If for some bizarre reason that doesn't work out, plan B is Tropicana...
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 05:16:20 PM  

Mike: Grables'Daughter: Hey guys, sorry to be so daft here, but can someone please post a link to a forum that has info about the Vegas Fark party in March?

It'll be on the Fark Party page in a few days, hopefully as soon as tomorrow, once the contracts are signed. (Lawyers looking over contracts today Meanwhile, there's a Facebook page for it.) March 30 - April 1 2012 are the dates. The holdup's been negotiations over which hotel/casino it's going to be at... 80% chance it'll be at Treasure Island again... If for some bizarre reason that doesn't work out, plan B is Tropicana...


Yay!

That helps me.

Thanks!
 
‘’ 2012-01-26 06:12:10 PM  
*hmof*
 
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