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‘’ 2012-01-10 10:31:02 AM  
Soooooo....that's what you decided to wear today?
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 10:51:05 AM  
You came in that?
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 10:54:28 AM  
You're more desperate than I thought.
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 11:28:58 AM  
Obliterating a McDogfood's would be an act of heroism.
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 12:17:10 PM  
Food snobs. I'd kill for a Big Kahuna burger right now.
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 12:22:48 PM  
Welcome to FarkBurger. Home of the FarkBurger. May I take your order?
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 12:23:36 PM  
And I'll have the Soup de jour with that.
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 12:27:33 PM  
You know who delivers all that food don't cha...MBM,,,THAT'S RIGHT...
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 12:43:11 PM  
Mountain Biking Mormons?
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 12:53:30 PM  
Massively Beautiful Men?
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 12:55:23 PM  
Motorized Boob Massager?
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 12:59:34 PM  
that just sounds all kinds of ouchy
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 01:13:02 PM  
My Big Merkin?
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 01:22:37 PM  

JoeCamelToe: Welcome to FarkBurger. Home of the FarkBurger. May I take your order?


lemme guess: you stopped serving breakfast 10 minutes ago.
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 01:29:10 PM  
No FarkBurger serves breakfast all day everyday.

Try our new Mersault platter! We take a home style flapjack cover it with butter, add a layer of bacon, throw on a waffle, smother that in hash browns and top it with a little crepe hat.

....which we serve flambe style.
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 01:56:33 PM  
Mersault bacon?
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 02:04:41 PM  
I had suggested a roast beef sandwich and got my ass kicked for that.
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 02:20:19 PM  

Mike: Mersault bacon?


Mersault Bacon Melange, apparently.
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 03:18:58 PM  
ooo crap, Shiat is going to hit the fan around here very soon. I just heard that one of our people has not billed a "client" in over three years.......I'll be hiding under my desk till the smoke clears......
No, It was not me.....whew!
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-10 04:16:07 PM  
OH MY GOD! TACOS! SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE NO GOD DAMN IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE FREAKING TACOS! HOLY HELL!

That's my set response for tacos. Sorry.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-10 04:17:17 PM  

trivaavirt: ooo crap, Shiat is going to hit the fan around here very soon. I just heard that one of our people has not billed a "client" in over three years.......I'll be hiding under my desk till the smoke clears......
No, It was not me.....whew!


On purpose? Or just a massive farkup?
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 04:44:50 PM  
Not sure yet, Farkup for sure, but a this point I wonder what the end result will be......I mean, you can just call to the client and say, Oh by the way you owe us for the last three years......I think more than one persons head will be chopped off. Boss does not know yet, I'm sure I'll know the minute he finds out.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-10 05:25:18 PM  
Well but the client has to know they haven't been paying. At some point they have to think why they're getting something for free for three years. I'd say yeah, time to post a bill.
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 05:43:49 PM  

Anderrhea: They do it just to make you cry, snowflake.



And I thought I didn't understand the question.
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 01:48:58 AM  
There is no question, only Zuul.
Well, at least now there isn't because in Fark Standard Time it's no longer Tuesday.
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 07:49:13 AM  
...and speaking of Mersault bacon........
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 11:56:30 AM  
[Main] Fark Forum (7 posts of 823430) (+3174)
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 12:24:25 PM  

leftyblonde: [Main] Fark Forum (7 posts of 823430) (+3174)


You've got some catching up to do.
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 12:33:43 PM  
Yeah, ketchup.

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‘’ 2012-01-11 12:35:12 PM  
Tell me about your mother.
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 02:20:24 PM  
Your mom killed it....again.
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 02:35:51 PM  
Just waiting on you, Lefty. No pressure.
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 03:31:46 PM  
I'm totally out of food that isn't a pain in the ass to make or frozen. One of you clowns better go to the store.
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 04:11:52 PM  
OH GOD NO!,,,,NOT CLOWNS....NOOOOOOOOO!
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 04:23:15 PM  
Can't eat, clowns will sleep me
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 04:32:49 PM  
somehow in my head that translated to "clowns will rape me"
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 06:01:33 PM  
meatloaf again.
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 06:03:38 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Just waiting on you, Lefty. No pressure.


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‘’ 2012-01-11 06:18:56 PM  
Ice in my single malt may mean we come to blows.

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‘’ 2012-01-11 10:32:47 PM  
IT IS SLIPPY'S BIRTHDAY DAMN IT WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE EXCEPT FOR SOUPIE
 
‘’ 2012-01-11 11:01:05 PM  
You people?
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-12 07:00:27 AM  
OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLIPPY!
 
‘’ 2012-01-12 07:48:05 AM  
It's who's what in the where now?
 
‘’ 2012-01-12 08:21:08 AM  
Happy B-Day, slip-eh.
 
‘’ 2012-01-12 08:28:36 AM  
SCHLIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
BIRFFFFFDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

 
‘’ 2012-01-12 11:04:46 AM  
you forgot to remind me at facebook.
 
‘’ 2012-01-12 11:23:04 AM  
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‘’ 2012-01-12 01:23:27 PM  
sorry, nobody brought the card to my desk to sign.
 
‘’ 2012-01-12 02:08:22 PM  
yeah, what p said.
 
‘’ 2012-01-12 03:11:17 PM  
I heard there was cake.
 
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