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Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-02 07:35:12 PM  
Also if y'all see that CamelToed farker let him know his ass is mine when I see him.
 
‘’ 2012-01-02 10:01:56 PM  
Nice churchill lefty.


/forgot all computer crap...
 
‘’ 2012-01-03 10:27:02 AM  

Ni!: Also if y'all see that CamelToed farker let him know his ass is mine when I see him.


The whole thing? How greedy.

I'm sure he'd offer you a piece of it, though.
 
‘’ 2012-01-03 10:41:32 AM  
*bampf*

Just a reminder for those of you still playing Kingdom of Loathing: all the Crimbo content will go *poof* at rollover tonight (~10:30 EST). So get your Crimbo on while you can!

*bampf*
 
‘’ 2012-01-03 01:22:09 PM  

Ni!: Also if y'all see that CamelToed farker let him know his ass is mine when I see him.


She's so angry when she drinks wine.
 
‘’ 2012-01-03 01:31:07 PM  
Angry....but lovely.

Captain America! Boom!
 
‘’ 2012-01-03 02:10:55 PM  
*bampf*

Also, a big congrats to OVet for winning the 2011 Fark Forum Fantasy Football championship!
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*bampf*
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-03 02:19:23 PM  
It's gone. It's all gone. *sniff* It was so beautiful, with its stereo controls on the back of the steering wheel and trunk that would have done e-man proud.
 
‘’ 2012-01-03 02:24:39 PM  
I'm sorry Ni!. If I hit the lotto I promise to buy you a new one...a better one....an Ironman one.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-03 02:33:11 PM  
I love you!
 
‘’ 2012-01-03 03:38:27 PM  
I'm confused and aroused.
 
‘’ 2012-01-03 04:14:00 PM  
Around here we call that "Tuesday".
 
‘’ 2012-01-03 06:27:44 PM  
Thanks, Dave!
 
‘’ 2012-01-03 08:22:20 PM  
JCT, your posts are a marvel.
 
‘’ 2012-01-04 08:47:51 AM  
Remember: I'm not crazy; I just find reality too cruel to trust sometimes.
 
‘’ 2012-01-04 12:51:02 PM  
i heard the tampons were freezing.
 
‘’ 2012-01-04 12:52:34 PM  
Yeah my lips are blue.....
 
‘’ 2012-01-04 01:04:23 PM  
um . . .

wrecked 'um, i hardly blue him.
 
‘’ 2012-01-04 01:25:58 PM  
It's a wee bit two pound nippley here.
 
SGF
‘’ 2012-01-04 08:13:46 PM  
Scraping vinyl flooring sucks
 
‘’ 2012-01-04 10:38:24 PM  

SGF: Scraping vinyl flooring sucks


Stop using your scrotum for that!
 
‘’ 2012-01-05 12:38:24 AM  
Okay, that may be the dumbest thing ever posted on Fark.
 
‘’ 2012-01-05 08:03:26 AM  

SGF: Scraping vinyl flooring sucks


Especially if it has asbestos in it.
 
‘’ 2012-01-05 03:31:58 PM  

honk: SGF: Scraping vinyl flooring sucks

Especially if it has asbestos in it.


His scrotum has asbestos in it? The permit paperwork for that must be ... significant.
 
‘’ 2012-01-05 03:42:47 PM  
So, how are all my little love chunks doing today?
 
Ni!
‘’ 2012-01-05 06:30:44 PM  
We're frothy and creamy today, Triva. How's you?
 
‘’ 2012-01-05 06:44:01 PM  

Ni!: We're frothy and creamy today?


santorum?
 
‘’ 2012-01-06 12:11:45 AM  

hazeleyedwolff: santorum?


Santorum is on EVERYONE'S lips, today.
 
‘’ 2012-01-06 07:30:03 AM  

SpearmintPup: The permit paperwork for that must be ... significant.


It's not nearly as much as he would like you believe and will probably blame shrinkage.
 
‘’ 2012-01-06 08:23:32 AM  

skink: hazeleyedwolff: santorum?

Santorum is on EVERYONE'S lips, today.


EWWWWW!
 
‘’ 2012-01-06 09:25:14 AM  
Don't you judge skink!
 
‘’ 2012-01-06 11:28:39 AM  
If you can't judge the ones you love, what's the point of loving people?
 
‘’ 2012-01-06 12:32:03 PM  
Handjobs and bacon.
 
‘’ 2012-01-06 04:32:13 PM  

JoeCamelToe: Handjobs and bacon.


These!
 
‘’ 2012-01-06 06:00:55 PM  

JoeCamelToe: Handjobs and bacon.


Old and Busted: gonads and strife.
New Hotness: handjobs and bacon
 
‘’ 2012-01-06 10:43:46 PM  
I'm only hear for the bacon.
 
‘’ 2012-01-07 10:24:44 AM  
Sounds good.
 
‘’ 2012-01-07 03:09:45 PM  
I wonder if the employment statistics include data on handjobs? I mean, they are jobs after all. So could be the 200,000 new jobs supposedly created (I don't know anyone who has one, do you?) are quite possibly hand. Or blow. Whatever. Hmof.
 
‘’ 2012-01-07 06:04:21 PM  
Wouldn't those be in the part time part of the report?
 
‘’ 2012-01-07 09:47:45 PM  
Teenage boys are full time, self employed.
 
SGF
‘’ 2012-01-08 02:42:31 AM  
fascinating concept, zorgon.

Being Canadian, I have to wonder about the prospects of working with Blackberry's maker, Research In Motion.

RIM employs thousands of people, and I'm sure every single one of them is thankful to have a RIM job, 5 days a week, 8 hours a day. Kind of makes me wish I had a job with RIM.
 
‘’ 2012-01-08 11:58:58 AM  
live stream of building implosion in houston

http://www.mdanderson.tv/hmblive_alt.html (new window)

11:15am cst
 
‘’ 2012-01-09 10:31:21 AM  
Was the Forum inside that imploding building? 0_0 Hello?
 
‘’ 2012-01-09 10:44:45 AM  
Everything looks pretty unimplodey to me.

*checks maxifridge*

Still beer.
 
‘’ 2012-01-09 12:04:28 PM  
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‘’ 2012-01-09 06:10:09 PM  
Just how stupid are those "Like, Dislike" polls on news articles? I just read one about how the white-tailed deer in Montana are dying from some hemorrhagic fever.

Hmmm Do I like this article or do I dislike it?

It is well written and presents enough facts, so I like that, but, the diseased blood and the deer, what are you asking me again?
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 06:27:36 AM  
They do it just to make you cry, snowflake.
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 09:11:51 AM  
I just came for the tacos.

"Like"
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 09:20:55 AM  
Plus the lack of terrorists trying to blow stuff up around here.

Unlike IRL Tampa.

...but seriously, blowing up McDoucheBags would have been that tragic.
 
‘’ 2012-01-10 09:22:01 AM  
...or wouldn't.....if'n I could type.
 
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