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‘’ 2011-12-15 07:50:38 PM  

skink: Marriage: It's the right thing to do!

[www.nndb.com image 362x273]

/Satisfaction guaranteed


*swoon*
 
‘’ 2011-12-16 03:32:01 AM  
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‘’ 2011-12-16 07:32:04 AM  
Marriage gave me the Beetus.
 
‘’ 2011-12-16 08:46:43 AM  
It gave me the fetus.
3 of em.
 
‘’ 2011-12-16 09:10:41 AM  
It gave me white hairs and a fetus and dogs.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2011-12-16 09:25:14 AM  
Most of y'all know what it gave me.... :P
 
‘’ 2011-12-16 09:42:35 AM  
It has repeatedly given me freedom from my worldly possessions. So I have THAT going for me, which is nice.
 
‘’ 2011-12-16 10:38:15 AM  
But you still have your other-worldly possessions, right?
 
Ni!
‘’ 2011-12-16 04:00:36 PM  
I still think I win. Sort of...
 
‘’ 2011-12-16 04:17:43 PM  
winNi!ng.
 
‘’ 2011-12-18 01:17:39 AM  

Ni!: I still think I win. Sort of...


You still hold the title of most badass mama in thread 1. In fact the trophy has been retired.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2011-12-18 10:20:30 AM  
Did I tell you about the time I nearly took out a horde of bikers for my Shnookie? It wasn't that long ago, actually. We were at his dad's funeral, and suddenly he disappeared. His brother said that his dad's biker friends had shown up and Shnookie had to go and "have words" with them. Well! I wasn't leaving my man alone with what I assumed were bikers causing trouble, and went to storm out there and take care of business. My man needed backup, after all.

Turns out, and this is probably for the best, that Shnookie was just telling The Guys that his grandma might have gotten upset at their lack of dress code. Asses were spared that day.
 
‘’ 2011-12-19 05:43:09 AM  
Marriage gave me .... about a million amusing stories about my cluelessness to tell my friends. Well, they're the only ones amused by it - but still.
 
‘’ 2011-12-19 06:11:31 AM  
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‘’ 2011-12-19 08:00:09 AM  
. . . now with bits of real . . .
 
‘’ 2011-12-19 12:35:53 PM  

honk: . . . now with bits of real . . .


Flavor?
 
‘’ 2011-12-19 02:45:12 PM  
Grace anatomy has never been good.
 
‘’ 2011-12-19 03:43:16 PM  
Knowledge is power...France is bacon.
 
‘’ 2011-12-19 04:12:26 PM  
WTF is up with the damn Tassimo ad? I go to fark because I don't have freakin' popup adds I CAN'T KILL. At least put a freakin' mute on the damn thing.
 
‘’ 2011-12-19 05:58:19 PM  
yeah!

dam fark!
 
‘’ 2011-12-19 08:20:19 PM  
I find your lack of farkback disturbing.
 
‘’ 2011-12-20 10:07:39 AM  
I think I broke it.
Or maybe somebody spilled soda on the UPSs again.
 
‘’ 2011-12-20 10:25:51 AM  
Fark, I found your lack of up-ness disturbing.

But I knew you'd come back. You always do, no matter how I treat you.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2011-12-20 10:51:09 AM  
I'm always up for you, baby.

....always.
 
Ni!
‘’ 2011-12-20 10:51:47 AM  
"Always" is a weird looking word.
 
‘’ 2011-12-20 11:03:10 AM  
A PSA from possibly the only 4rumite who still plays Kingdom of Loathing:

There's a whole bunch of Crimbo content and loot that's now available. Wheeee! I repeat: Wheeee! :)
 
‘’ 2011-12-20 11:04:31 AM  
Speaking of weird looking words,... *gets out Scroll of Sheena Summoning*

"Amuck".
 
‘’ 2011-12-20 11:40:25 AM  
I like "agog". Wonder why all the weird words start with "a"?

Ni!: I'm always up for you, baby.

....always.


*blush*
 
‘’ 2011-12-20 05:21:51 PM  
*hmof*
 
‘’ 2011-12-20 07:25:06 PM  
Well said.
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 08:27:16 AM  
Say what?
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 08:55:34 AM  
What what?
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 08:56:51 AM  
In the butt
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 09:12:56 AM  
And speaking of in the butt, I have lunch plans with Deiter and e-man!!!!!!
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 09:39:27 AM  
Just don't, if he wants you to look at something in his trunk.
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 09:48:53 AM  
Yeah last time I fell for that I ened up dead in Utah.
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 10:01:24 AM  
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 10:11:47 AM  
Yeah, where've those guys been, anyway? Seems like forever since they've popped in here.
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 10:27:32 AM  
Deiter was on a 20 system tour of which he now has the death sentence on 12 of them.

...and e-man is around you just have to invoke him.
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 10:28:51 AM  
Ia Ia e-man fthagn
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 10:31:01 AM  
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh e-man R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 11:14:33 AM  
Dave

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 12:13:23 PM  

JoeCamelToe: ...and e-man is around you just have to inprovoke him.


Can do.
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 12:58:35 PM  
Did someone call for a TITANIUM WELDER/FABRICATOR?

No? Then I'll be off.
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 01:00:44 PM  
well, now i can't go see the new batman movie.

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‘’ 2011-12-21 01:03:53 PM  
See?
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 01:07:24 PM  
I would have come earlier, but I locked my keys in my car.
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 01:12:45 PM  
What kind of idiot does that?
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 01:25:06 PM  
This place needs a febreze party.
 
‘’ 2011-12-21 01:28:51 PM  
My favorite kind of idiot!
 
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