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‘’ 2011-12-11 10:58:55 PM  
BOO YAH!!!!!

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Christmas present to us from my Mom.
 
‘’ 2011-12-12 09:43:54 AM  

zorgon: That's so ... metal.
Let's make robot love, darling.

 
‘’ 2011-12-12 09:45:21 AM  

What Knot: zorgon: That's so ... metal.
Let's make robot love, darling.


Stoopid Monday morning html fail.

obligatory assimilation joke with eyebrow waggle here
 
‘’ 2011-12-12 10:48:16 AM  
skink MAKE US SOME COOKIES!
 
‘’ 2011-12-12 11:52:00 AM  
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‘’ 2011-12-12 12:35:54 PM  
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‘’ 2011-12-12 01:38:41 PM  
Bite my shiny metal ... NOT WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING

/is going to get plenty of mileage off this Aluminum Falcon thing
 
‘’ 2011-12-12 09:52:31 PM  
yay, 9 years.
 
‘’ 2011-12-12 10:18:16 PM  
Nice, Perry! Good to see you still here.
 
‘’ 2011-12-12 11:52:04 PM  
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‘’ 2011-12-13 10:41:09 AM  
Ok, need some help here.....
ex-so and his brother have been passing a fruitcake back and forth for almost 20 years. (yup, hard as a rock) The thing is, every time it is passed, it has to be encased in such a way that it is hard, if not impossible to open the wrapping. Past years it's been welded in a box, put in a coffee can of cement, etc.
Any thoughts?


It IS Tuesday after all.....

yes, i come here for brilliant ideas.
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 10:55:50 AM  
Lamination?
Tupperware that's been melted shut with a hot glue gun?
One of those piñatas that won't even open when assaulted with a hacksaw?
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 10:58:52 AM  
[Like]
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 11:39:39 AM  
Bake it inside another fruitcake?
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 12:26:53 PM  

honk: Bake it inside another fruitcake?


Or a turkey. Turcaken?
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 12:30:28 PM  
papier mache it
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 12:44:00 PM  
encase it in resin.
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 12:51:31 PM  
Lamputation?
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 12:58:16 PM  
What scientific processes would be necessary to fossilize fruitcake? Would it leave an impression like an animal fossil, or take on the three dimensions like petrified wood?
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 01:04:15 PM  
All fruitcakes have been fossilized since 1873.
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 01:12:18 PM  
Make a chimney with real bricks. Brick up the fruitcake inside it.
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 01:21:44 PM  
Wonderful idea(s).....

so much better than put it in a small box, then put it in a bigger box, then.......you get it.
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 01:42:36 PM  
ok, here is how it's going to go.....

Take Fruitcake, place it in the carcas of a turkey (frozen) place the Turcaken in large tupperware bowl and hot glue the lid on it.
Paper mache the tupperware into the shape of giant Fruitcake.
brick it in, unsing resin as the mortar.

What am i missing.
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 02:08:33 PM  
carbonite.
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 02:25:58 PM  
Making into the base for a gigantic rubber band ball that you can bounce around the yard?
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 02:29:57 PM  

JoeCamelToe: Lamputation?


*golfclap*
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 05:16:05 PM  

The Mad Highlander: carbonite.


I came in here to say that.

trivaavirt: What am i missing.


For the love of God, Montresor!
 
‘’ 2011-12-13 09:08:58 PM  
I know some guys. They'll make sure no one opens that cake.

*sniff*
*tie adjustment*
*wipe eye brow with pinky*
 
‘’ 2011-12-14 12:25:16 AM  
Put it in aqua regia and pretend it's a Nobel prize.
 
‘’ 2011-12-14 12:43:09 AM  
give it to them in a combination safe, along with a stethoscope.

zorgon: The Mad Highlander: carbonite.

I came in here to say that.

trivaavirt: What am i missing.

For the love of God, Montresor!


i love you, man.
 
‘’ 2011-12-14 02:13:41 PM  
my love for zorgon has killed the 4um, just like everything else it touches.

o! discordia!
 
‘’ 2011-12-14 02:31:06 PM  
There's probably medication for that.
 
‘’ 2011-12-14 03:04:22 PM  
"probably"?

no thanks. i learned my lesson about drug trials back at uk.

although the gills and nictitating membranes have been awesome, the feathers sprouted in a very...uncomfortable place.
 
‘’ 2011-12-14 11:23:41 PM  
Sexy.
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 07:23:54 AM  
Archaeopteryxy.
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 09:01:44 AM  
Ichthoidexy's midnight runners.
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 09:10:50 AM  
"come on erliansaurus"?
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 09:12:07 AM  

h2oincfs: my love for zorgon has killed the 4um, just like everything else it touches.

o! discordia!


That must make masturbation hard.....like Midas.
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 11:04:09 AM  
you're confusing sex with love again.
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 12:29:57 PM  

h2oincfs: you're confusing sex with love again.


Hence divorced twice.
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 12:38:45 PM  
see, now, that's just not fair. all you guys out there, hogging all the divorces for yourselves, and i haven't even been divorced ONCE.

when is it my turn, huh? WHEN?
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 12:49:30 PM  
Someone has to keep the quota up.
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 12:50:48 PM  
How about right after I forward some intercepted (and possibly forged) email between you and . . . who? Morgan Fairchild? You like Morgan Fairchild?

No. Let me pick somebody really hideous. Add insult to injury.

Well, long story short . . . I'm working on it for you. Thank me later.
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 01:18:41 PM  
Bruce Jenner!
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 01:26:36 PM  
honk, could you find someone for me to marry first, and then go with that plan? and i would prefer my e-mail indiscretions be with teh sigourney weaver; everybody i know has been married to mrs. fairchild, apparently.
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 01:36:49 PM  
Sure, I can find somebody for you to marry . . . but you won't like it. I have a cruel sense of humor.
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 02:01:34 PM  
so i get to suffer before, during and after?

WINNING!
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 02:01:52 PM  
Morgan Freeman
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 02:23:51 PM  
M. Emmett Walsh or Brian Dennehy.
 
‘’ 2011-12-15 06:25:44 PM  
Marriage: It's the right thing to do!

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/Satisfaction guaranteed
 
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