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‘’ 2011-11-29 10:43:18 AM  
I now have a new game to play on Facebook. I find the most annoying, personal, ranty status/statii I can and comment with "Who sings that?" Then convince them that their status is a song.
‘’ 2011-11-29 10:46:48 AM  
Just Great, My Tuesday is not much better.
All ready for work, got the coat on, gloves, key's in hand, and the damn dead bolt will not unlock all the way,
Yank on that damn thing, work the lock back n forth, hand hurts, shoulder hurts.
Grabbed a screwdriver (drank it) and got the lock off as cold air shoots inside.
Got it back together, just as the sweat starts ruining my shirt.
Why can I not retire already?
oh, Tuesday, any thoughts, new lock or try and fix the crappy one I have??????
at least it will warm up into the 30's today, meh!
‘’ 2011-11-29 11:02:52 AM  
I vote for new lock, NEW LOCK!, NEW LOCK!, NEW LOCK!
‘’ 2011-11-29 11:05:29 AM  
Here, it will be in the low 60s as I reach my low 40s, although it sometimes feels the other way around.

Today, I would like to spend at least one hour doing nothing but staring at SnorgTees ads.

*puts on drool cloth*
‘’ 2011-11-29 11:26:09 AM  
There ain't but...One way out, Triva?

I would have called in trapped.
‘’ 2011-11-29 11:43:34 AM  
I vote for taking your jacket off. JACKET OFF! JACKET OFF! JACKET OFF!
‘’ 2011-11-29 11:44:25 AM  
I thought about that, no paid time left this year.
I could have taken the plastic insulation off the patio door I suppose, but you can't lock that after your out.

I was telling this to some co-workers, and I was told of "Peggy" who got her car started, but forgot something in the house, got out, shut door, not knowing that her keys were in there and it locked her out. HER LONG SKIRT WAS ALSO IN THE DOOR. So she had to either take off the skirt or rip it. but then what, her house was locked up, and her key's were in the car, (pre cell phone day's)
I guess I don't have it THAT bad.
‘’ 2011-11-29 12:06:00 PM  


‘’ 2011-11-29 12:20:58 PM  
i vote for pants off.
‘’ 2011-11-29 12:32:12 PM  
Want a jacket for free?
‘’ 2011-11-29 12:41:01 PM  
get back to me in february when it's down in the 50°s.
‘’ 2011-11-29 12:41:22 PM  
I change my vote to dance off! DANCE OFF! DANCE OFF! DANCE OFF!
‘’ 2011-11-29 12:43:18 PM  
Smirnoff! Smirnoff! Smirnoff!
‘’ 2011-11-29 12:55:42 PM  

DaveOfTheHillPeople: I reach my low 40s...

LOL. Happy Birthday, Dave.
‘’ 2011-11-29 1:07:37 PM  

trivaavirt: Want a jacket for free?

Yes. Please meet me in the hottub and deliver the jack-it.
‘’ 2011-11-29 1:14:08 PM  
‘’ 2011-11-29 4:18:36 PM  

‘’ 2011-11-29 4:49:04 PM  
some days i'd like to cock punch john knoll.
‘’ 2011-11-29 5:44:31 PM  
Thanks, OVet. :)
‘’ 2011-11-29 7:23:01 PM  
So what about those water spray systems in the produce section? Seems to me that they're trying to add weight to the vegetables.

Do you think they'd object if I brought a salad spinner and dried all the veg before checking out?
‘’ 2011-11-29 9:38:46 PM  

ski9600: Seems to me that they're trying to add weight to the vegetables.

I think my pot dealer used to do the same thing!
‘’ 2011-11-29 11:31:39 PM  
Bean stew and living alone. Two great things that go great together.
‘’ 2011-11-29 11:36:57 PM  

Anderrhea: Bean stew and living alone. Two great things that go great together.

You DO realize I can be invasive. Especially when beans are
‘’ 2011-11-29 11:49:24 PM  
Hahahaha. Even the p1g5 are offended. If anyone breaks in here looking for Christmas loot, they'll be staggering away with nothing but regret and horror.
‘’ 2011-11-30 12:27:04 AM  
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The horror... The horror
‘’ 2011-11-30 2:26:11 PM Full Size
‘’ 2011-11-30 3:17:47 PM  
Dog's, I tells ya, just dog's.

Totally freeked me out, just a bit :-P
‘’ 2011-12-01 9:08:54 AM  
‘’ 2011-12-01 9:21:41 AM  
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‘’ 2011-12-01 11:35:25 AM  
That veteran's jacket doubles as acupuncture treatment. 0_0

Here's another sign that I am now old: I still play Kingdom of Loathing. But hey, for those of you who have been away from KoL for some time, it's Crimbo time again & that means seasonal loot! The Advent calendar has already appeared & it's, shall we say, different this time. :)
‘’ 2011-12-02 10:16:32 AM  
Man, no one kills a 4rum like me.

*hangs head low*
*re-ties shoes while he's down there*
‘’ 2011-12-02 10:59:55 AM  

DaveOfTheHillPeople: Man, no one kills a 4rum like me.

Link (new window)

‘’ 2011-12-02 12:24:59 PM  
Aaaaahhh, Carly Simon's overbite is coming to get meeeeeeee!!!!!

/caffeine consumption reaching hallucinogenic stage
‘’ 2011-12-02 12:58:58 PM  
Yee haw! I'm going to be removing the pen divider so the pigs can get to know each other AND decorating the Pigsmas tree at the same time. Because nothing says "It's the Holiday Season" like brawls and yelling.
‘’ 2011-12-02 1:10:32 PM  
*sneaks chives and catnip into the mix*
‘’ 2011-12-02 2:40:26 PM  
*chrrung, chrung* Forum killa, qu'est-ce que c'est, fa fa faaa faw fa fa fa fuh fa faaah, betta: run run run run, run run awayyyyy, oh oh oh aaiiiii aye aye yie yieeeyeeahh *chrung chunk chrung-a chunka*
‘’ 2011-12-02 2:50:38 PM  
oh yeah? (new window)
‘’ 2011-12-02 3:02:11 PM  
The hell was that? Points for mullets and stunned children.
‘’ 2011-12-02 3:28:02 PM  
‘’ 2011-12-03 12:12:29 AM  
I will break into your house and tear your wife in half. heh.
‘’ 2011-12-04 9:23:00 AM  
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‘’ 2011-12-04 10:27:24 AM  
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‘’ 2011-12-05 8:59:45 AM  
Ding Dong
‘’ 2011-12-05 9:54:35 AM  
One ringy dingy.
Two ringy dingy.
‘’ 2011-12-05 2:02:43 PM  
Ringy dingy?

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Singy Bingy!
‘’ 2011-12-05 4:41:55 PM  
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Blingy Blingy
‘’ 2011-12-06 7:30:21 AM  
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Flingy dinghy!
‘’ 2011-12-06 9:18:04 AM  
okay, watched "day watch" last night.

what the...?
‘’ 2011-12-06 10:34:36 AM  
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Springy thingy!
‘’ 2011-12-06 3:48:30 PM  
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