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‘’ 2011-12-30 9:05:42 AM  
The people I work for knows themselves alls kinds of big impressivating wordeses. They have horrible communication skills, which is interesting considering they are mostly attorneys.
‘’ 2011-12-30 10:39:04 AM  
Eman you utter and complete and total BEAST. Do you have ANY idea what you did last night?! I dreamed you actually cut a cat's throat and it bled all over me and I went into shock and had a panic attack! WTF DOOD!
‘’ 2011-12-30 10:42:19 AM  

mybabysmomma: I am a big short and to the point kind of person

"big short" -- in other words, wide?
‘’ 2011-12-30 10:53:24 AM  
big, short and to the point

I am short but not so wide thank you very much
‘’ 2011-12-30 11:18:06 AM  
Wow, I....

‘’ 2011-12-30 11:20:42 AM  

e-man: I asked him. His verbal clarification wasn't much better than his email, but what it boiled down to was: can I get a 2nd monitor for my PC?

Here's an IM exchange between me and one of our heldesk techs yesterday:

[14:40] Lorrie: That Zebra printer is printing as Microsoft not as Zebra how do I change that?
[14:46] hazeleyedwolff: i don't know what that means
[14:49] Lorrie: when i go to print it has microsoft word not
default to zebra also it is messing with lp419 so

i put it at the counter in it'swon data port.
‘’ 2011-12-30 11:24:25 AM  
You shouldn't dream about other men on the eve of your snookie's birthday.....
‘’ 2011-12-30 11:24:49 AM  
Oh you were nice about it...
‘’ 2011-12-30 11:45:54 AM  
Zebra printer?

Is that what you're doing these days? Turning horses into counterfeit zebras?

It's a living, I guess.
‘’ 2011-12-30 11:47:05 AM  

OregonVet: You shouldn't dream about other men on the eve of your snookie's birthday.....

I dream about it every day. Except I don't spell it with a leading "s".
‘’ 2011-12-30 11:48:01 AM  

OregonVet: You shouldn't dream about other men on the eve of your snookie's birthday.....

If I told you what I did to Johnny Depp last night....whuff. It's all good tho.
‘’ 2011-12-30 11:50:22 AM  
Okay, now I'm piqued.... Do tell.
‘’ 2011-12-30 12:21:50 PM  
Nuh uh. He did end up pissed at me though. I can't escape THAT even in my dreams. :-/
‘’ 2011-12-30 12:25:36 PM  
If you dream about cutting throats and watching them bleed, I'll bet he was pissed at you.
‘’ 2011-12-30 1:21:48 PM  
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‘’ 2011-12-30 2:48:24 PM  
A Zebra printer is a thermal transfer barcoding printer used to print various tags for warehouses and whatnot. On host systems printers like that are assigned "lp" printer names (lineprinter). It's kind of old school.

And either someone named It'swon works there, or that's a messed up version of "it's own".
‘’ 2011-12-30 2:49:15 PM  

Ni!: Oh you were nice about it...

Oh, well, then it's okay.
‘’ 2011-12-30 2:53:39 PM  
Just got a call saying my mom's stolen car was recovered intact and the perps arrested.

Apparently it was "involved" in a hit-and-run yesterday -- but in a roundabout way. Someone hit three parked cars, jumped out, ran, and got into yet a completely different car with someone else. That different getaway car was my mom's. But the guy was ID'ed in the process...
‘’ 2011-12-30 3:02:29 PM  
‘’ 2011-12-30 3:05:44 PM  
Just got off the phone, sounds like there's actually quite a few people involved and this mighta busted a pretty decent size theft ring across multiple counties. Two women arrested and they're looking for two other guys. Crazy shiat :)
‘’ 2011-12-30 3:06:38 PM  
Good grief, Mike!! That is quite the adventure.
‘’ 2011-12-30 3:15:25 PM  
Not as exciting as an evening spent exsanguinating kittens.
‘’ 2011-12-30 3:18:04 PM  
It's starting to sound like a real life GTA4 mission.
‘’ 2011-12-30 3:39:06 PM  

Mike: Apparently it was "involved" in a hit-and-run yesterday -- but in a roundabout way.

We have those up here, too. Nobody knows what to do when they come to one. I just want to go left. Why the hell do I have to go around a circle to the right? Very confusing. Glad to hear she gets to keep the family farm.
‘’ 2011-12-30 3:53:22 PM  
i learned today the first roundabout in the US was in las vegas. i remember going on it in 1990.

‘’ 2011-12-30 4:19:06 PM  

e-man: Not as exciting as an evening spent exsanguinating kittens.

Hmmm. E-man killing kittens...not an inconceivable idea, is it.
‘’ 2011-12-30 7:54:01 PM  
Not when you're involved, baby!
‘’ 2011-12-30 8:24:05 PM  
Zebras. And Datasouths. And OTCs. Oh my!
The printers - they're coming to haunt me!
‘’ 2011-12-30 8:26:03 PM  
Mike - that sounds like a really strange turn of events. More fun after all the dust is settled, though.

I'm not even going to get into the kitten issue, although I prefer huffing them, myself.
‘’ 2011-12-31 12:52:12 AM  
Kittens! Poor kittens.
‘’ 2011-12-31 5:30:47 AM  
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‘’ 2011-12-31 10:21:09 AM  
Stand back, everyone! He's making...CHILI!!!!

/also cornbread
‘’ 2011-12-31 4:36:21 PM  
We're going with Stouffer's Five Cheese Lasagna. Also wine. Well, for me.

My poor Shnookie has to work, but maaaybe he'll be home before midnight. They have Las Vegas kinda shows going on at the Casino tonight, and Chippendales and all. So who knows. Either way I'll be asleep by nine.
‘’ 2011-12-31 6:17:08 PM  

Mike: That different getaway car was my mom's. But the guy was ID'ed in the process...

So yeah, turns out the reason the guy was ID'ed in the process is because he tried to run over a cop. That's why they were staking out the house south of town. Anyway, they arrested that guy tonight and it made the local news. Still looking for a web version of it.
‘’ 2011-12-31 7:00:41 PM  
You people have seen me through some rough times. I just want you all to know, 2010 and '11 have been my best two years in the last twenty.

Thank you all so much, for being a constant. Thank you for thinking of me, and seeking me out when I was too ill to be here, and wandered away. Thank for the laughs, and the gross outs, and the flaming couches and goat farking, and sparkly anigifs. Thank you for being a part of my life, though I have not met any of you in meatspace.

I love you people. YOU PEOPLE. Have a safe and happy New Years celebration, and I promise not to make too much noise tomorrow morning.

Happy New Year!

‘’ 2011-12-31 7:25:08 PM  
Love you baby. And the rest of you lot.
‘’ 2011-12-31 7:31:52 PM  
You people.
‘’ 2012-01-01 12:54:34 AM  
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‘’ 2012-01-01 2:11:50 PM  

skink: I promise not to make too much noise tomorrow morning.

Yeah, about that part. I LIED! (new window)
‘’ 2012-01-01 2:39:21 PM  
Liar, liar, couch on fire.
‘’ 2012-01-01 5:57:10 PM  
Eh. I guess you guys are tolerable.
‘’ 2012-01-01 6:32:50 PM  
‘’ 2012-01-01 7:16:29 PM  
We completely farked up Zorgon's birthday y'all.
‘’ 2012-01-01 9:39:03 PM  

mybabysmomma: skink

‘’ 2012-01-02 1:32:35 AM  
I have no idea what you're talking about, but here is a video of a cat playing a theremin. (new window)
‘’ 2012-01-02 4:01:17 AM  
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‘’ 2012-01-02 8:48:47 AM  
I was trying to thank you for the moby link,,,I don't know what had happent
‘’ 2012-01-02 4:26:43 PM  
‘’ 2012-01-02 6:56:45 PM  

Ni!: We completely farked up Zorgon's birthday y'all.

I don't need your help for that!

‘’ 2012-01-02 7:27:42 PM  
I farking LOVE sweet red wine. Do y'all know this? You should know this.
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