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City slickers discover camping is not so much fun when the bathroom is a hole in a ground, you don't have a doorman to carry your backpack to your tent flap for you and your allergies miss that nice polluted urban air
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Your Fark-ready headline for the day: New Jersey cops to get $2.5M payout after being harassed by dildos for more than a decade
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Matt Walsh would like us all to know that any dudes using emojis should turn in their Man Card™
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these punk chicks
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you have any crackers bloke? I will swoop down right now on you .... Where me bloody crackers?
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Discussion
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The MLB Playoffs start with the American League Wild Card, with the matchups being Astros-Twins (2:00 PM ET, ABC), White Sox-Athletics (3:00 PM ET, ESPN), Jays-Rays (5:00 PM ET, TBS), and Yankees-Indians (7:00 PM ET, ESPN). Are you ready?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Will I regret having only one child? I'm in my mid-30s, have a 14 month-old daughter, and don't know if I can handle being out of the game for months again"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"I'm a single dad to a wonderful daughter, but she's upset as her friends can't come over. How do I tell her it's because her friends' parents don't trust me because I'm a man?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Give a two-word phrase that captures some big news from the year 2020. Difficulty: must be in format of an Archie Comics story title (rhyming words, containing equal number of syllables). Example: "Mitch, biatch"
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Naito reveal to Goto his "Destino"? Can Toru Yano stay perfect against EVIL?How will ZSJ rebound against KENTA? LEC Presents G1 CLIMAX 30: Day 6 @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sports
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Ravens have a massive Andy Reid problem
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The MLB Playoffs start with the American League Wild Card, with the matchups being Astros-Twins (2:00 PM ET, ABC), White Sox-Athletics (3:00 PM ET, ESPN), Jays-Rays (5:00 PM ET, TBS), and Yankees-Indians (7:00 PM ET, ESPN). Are you ready?
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Lamar Jackson calls Chiefs 'our kryptonite' after another loss, but doesn't say what color. Red, green, or blue kryptonite, or maybe the one created by Brainiac that caused Superman to mutate, growing a third eye in the back of his head?
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes reaches 10,000 passing yards faster than any player in NFL history
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
COVID-19, Tennessee Titans-3
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Business
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China's economic recovery leaves the bottom 60% behind, once again giving the US something to shoot for
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines can no longer rely on business travelers, so they turn to the consumer economy
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(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Trevor Martin said he came up with the design for the Nikola truck in his basement. That would only be true if the company he bought the design from was down there with him
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Herbalife is looking at a fresh legal hurdle at the top and downline
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The director of a 'nuisance call' company was fined £40k, a fine which he ignored. He was then fined £114k, which will probably be ignored. Solve for the next fine amount
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Geek
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Machine-learning nanosats to inform global trade. Also, "machine-learning nanosats" is now the preferred nomenclature for "Orbital Skynet"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Epic's decision to bypass Apple's App Store policies were dishonest, says US judge". Just like when Apple told us EVERYONE paid 30% (until we found out that Amazon only pays 15%)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Saying it's got to do something with all this extra gasoline, the United Arab Emirates is launching a spacecraft to the moon in 2024
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A high fiber diet can significantly reduce radiation-induced gut inflammation. Which is something to keep in mind if you're undergoing radiation therapy or having tea with Putin
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
As the world bangs its head on figuring out how to eliminate C02, the solution is so metal \m/
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Entertainment
(Playbill)
 
 
 
Determined not to let 2020 win, Dolly Parton will release a new holiday musical on Netflix
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Art + inanimate objects = awesome
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
20 years later Steve-O breaks down his time as - wait, that should read "on" - 'Jackass'
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
13 Reasons Why Anne Winters wants to look like Madonna
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Adult Swim removes "offensive" episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and The Boondocks from streaming services
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Podcast
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3pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream, Monday Edition
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10:30pm - Suddenly, it's Fark Friday Movie Night
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Suddenly, it's the Fark News Livestream
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
9am Eastern - it's the first ever Morning Fark News Livestream
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4pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream. News news and more news, this one's chock full of news goodness. Plus, we announce an experiment for Wednesday - come join us
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D'awww
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's the annual Empty the Shelters event this year, with reduced-fee or free adoptions across the country. Floofballs, they're not just for Caturday any more
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Video of ugly-ass giraffe calf shared by zoo staff
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Dog saves drunk owner from falling down and puts her safely to bed. Good boy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Montenegran kitty develops global wanderlust, kidnaps hyumon to be her guide
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Samuel the Cocker Spaniel named the UK's clumsiest pet after knocking a pot of blue paint over his owners' cream-carpeted stairs. I dunno, I think the owner has to take some of the responsibility, and the look on Samuel's face seems to agree
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Food
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to read a wine label in 12 easy lessons (or your second bottle)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsey spotted hanging out with the Yoopers. Now I want to hear him say "bloody hell" with a UP accent
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"Fry your eggs in too much butter." Which is maybe possible, technically
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Mad Noodles
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Argentinian chefs dish on the best ways to cook meat. Oh yes, your dog approves
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Politics
(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why Dems are REALLY stepping up the pressure for Matt Lieberman to drop out of the GA senate race: Latest Poll: Warnock 31, Loeffler 23, Collins 22, Lieberman 9, meaning Warnock now has a chance of an outright win with no runoff
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Study finds that Fox News has become even more hateful during the Trump era
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neither rain, nor snow, nor dark of night, nor DeJoy and Trump, will keep these postal workers from saving democracy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That's a tell, Ted
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wisconsin GOP hold another super spreader event, because COVID rates in Wisconsin are just fine
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