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(St. Louis Public Radio)
 
 
 
Winner of Ironically-Named Retirement Home Contest, Friendship Village doesn't want any old lesbians around
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(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Subby and Woburn Police on the lookout for Marijuana Claus, but not for same reason
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man killed by hit and run driver just blocks from his home. Well, if they know where the driver lives, why don't they go arrest him?
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(Lonely Planet)
 
 
 
Virgin penetrates wet hole, hits bottom
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
What the fark are you doing? (HONK) Get the fark out of here, you clown (HONK, HONK)
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Discussion
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Thinking about getting married? Here are some red flags to watch out for
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
The team is headed to IHOP to meet with the Judge. Will she send them all to The Bad Place? Will Jason get the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity? It's The Good Place, 9:30pm ET on NBC
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Japan is having a 9:50 AM launch of its MicroDragon which comes out to 12:50 AM UTC tomorrow or 7:50 PM EST tonight
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell holds America hostage, Day 27: the Dotard leaks Nancy's itinerary, blowing up a bipartisan CODEL trip; Yertle still refuses to emerge from his shell; Shiat's still generally on fire, yo. Nightly MSNBC thread. 8pm EST start time
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(Hitting the Trifecta)
 
 
 
I viewed my name as confirmation of what my impoverished, rural environs suggested: I was poor white trash
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(Triple M)
 
 
 
"It's got to the point where every time our pet dog is crossing the room and hears a particularly inane comment on the Australian Open coverage, he turns to us, rolls his eyes, and then cocks a leg and urinates on the screen"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ball family: LaMelo's team won't play in your high school tournament without a $10K appearance fee. Tournament organizers: Well, bye. NCAA: *takes notes*
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You sir, are a coward of the highest order. Signed, Anonymous
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets GM says they're not pursuing all-star outfielder Bryce Harper because they need to give Jeff McNeil at bats, the Jeff McNeil who's actually an infielder with a half year's experience
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Incognito shows his true colors when called out for being a bully
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Business
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Strapping on their business faces and refusing to admit to any hand-to-hand combat, Swiss watch rivals say its time to move to in-house sales
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
AeroMexico gives a master class in trolling
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Looks like 2019 will be even worse than last year for Huawei. No wei
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Louisville, Kentucky to rename airport after Muhammad Ali. Will soon be known as THE GREATEST AIRPORT OF ALL TIME
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford Motor Company to produce an electric version of the F-150 truck, will still blow exhaust on bicyclists
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Geek
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fake BBC news page used to promote bogus bitcoin caper
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We Farkers are going to want to double dip on this one
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(Komo)
 
 
 
This Sunday (Sunday Sunday) see Super Blood Wolf Moon Total Eclipse live across the US
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey, all you kids who think smoking makes you appear to be older: it works
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
♫ I suppose you've never heard of testotoxicosis / The mutant gene makes a boy's puberty precocious / The side effect truly means your libido is ferocious / I'm really glad that I never had testotoxicosis ♫
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Entertainment
(Me TV)
 
 
 
Carol Channing was hip-hop before it was cool - way back in 1966 - when Flavor Flav was just a 7 y/o Boooooooyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Pipless Gladys Night to take the midnight train to Georgia to sing Super Bowl anthem in Atlanta
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Soundgarden's tribute to Chris Cornell last night was very likely the end of the highway
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
There's 'desperate' for a high, and then there's 'willing to snort coke mixed with HIV-positive blood desperate'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
F*cking Louis C.K.: "I like to jerk off, and I don't like being alone," goes on to say, "The whole point of comedy is to say things that you shouldn't say. That's the entire point"
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D'awww
(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Zoo welcomes baby anteater into the world
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
New mom with infant gets ring stuck on finger, calls 911 when it turns blue. First responders not only saved her finger, but fed baby, let dogs out, shoveled snow from her driveway, porch. "I felt like I had a room full of angels"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Dad melts hearts, builds handicap-accessible snow fort for his wheelchair-bound children
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(Instagram)
 
 
 
If the trend of strapping a camera on your dog for the campaign trail becomes a thing, I'm okay with that. Bailey is a good boy 11/10. First ever politics/dawww crosspost thread?
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Too much negativity in the news today, so here's some firefighters rescuing a puppy from an icy pond
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Food
(Vice)
 
 
 
"You've got your Pringles in my ramen noodles." "Well, you're got YOUR ramen noodles in MY Pringles." And the world rejoiced
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Silly smart objects, smart toilets, and cars too smart for their own good. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz, January 6-12 Cornbread Edition
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Peeps Cereal: Wilford Brimley approved
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not only is Applebees a place where you can eat fine in the neighborhood, but it's also a magical place that bends the laws of space and allows a 20 ounce beer to fit in a 16 ounce glass
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
♫ Who's coming back in ice cream form that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♫
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Politics
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This... IS NOT FINE
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You generally don't want to start your presidential run with a list of apologies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Marci Whitaker defends her never "sinister or shady" husband. In an email
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
President Trump directed his personal attorney to lie to Congress about the Trump Tower Moscow project
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump exterminates his Davos plans
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