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Sat May 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Drug dealers are going corporate. Why yes, the Business tag seems totally appropriate, and the Interesting tag barely beat out the ironic tag. No, subby is not talking about Big Pharma
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(Metro Weekly)
 
 
 
Big Gay Wedding Economy Boom
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Amazon workers: yeah, uh, thanks for the sappy and flattering commercials but we didn't sign up to be heroes and on top of that we're about to lose our hazard pay
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Costco's earnings hit by extra expenses from wages, cleaning, mask drama out front
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Owner of a NJ self-described "Italian seafood grill & sushi bar" transforms into a real pickup joint
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Small business owners: Can we reopen so we can pay our rents? Governor: No. Well can we at least delay our rent payments? No. So fark us? Yes
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Journalist translates CEO speak to normal speak
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
40% of Americans are apparently planning to stop taking over-the-counter medicines and stop using cleaning supplies
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Even its employees are saying Walmart and Skynet just don't mix
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Big Lots big-times it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bangkok's sex district slams shut
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Booze stocks are straight up on the rocks this year
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(IntraFish)
 
 
 
To reel in millennials, Bumble Bee updates packaging, cans iconic mascot "to allow the benefits of the product to shine a bit more." Sorry, Horatio
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Why it's important to open a credit card at age 18" writes someone who clearly used to work for the tobacco industry
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couches fluffed - the IMF says the virus may skew economic data and reduce its accuracy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US savings rate hits a record 33% as the virus forces the 66% of us left with jobs to be responsible
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Renault puts 15,000 into 'park'
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan won't let the sun go down on Nissan
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google says it's going to terminate A.I. tool production for oil and gas firms. (Officially)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Is your hair cuttery reopening? Be ready to pay COVID fees, wash your own hair, and skip the chitchat with your stylist. You might as well stay home, get drunk and flowbee yourself (again)
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Old and busted: the ice cream man. New shelter-in-place coolness: the Margarita Man
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Glimpse of what post-coronavirus restaurant seating plans will look like, complete with glass 'lampshade' bubble pods to keep us safe. No word yet on whether they will come with state of the art "Get Smart" communications
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you thought Las Vegas was full of degenerate losers throwing their children's college and food money down toilet before, imagine what kind of people will show up to gamble during a pandemic when they open back up next week
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber not feeling too spritely after sending 1000s of e-bikes to be scrapped in lemon of Lime deal
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Megabus to resume mega accidents to and from NYC, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Washington on June 1
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Spring has Dollar Tree looking quite green
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Boeing brings back the 737 Max but also lays off thousands, proving they still don't really know which way is up
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
How the fark did Zagg Brands, maker of mobile accessories including InvisibleShield screen protectors, Mophie batteries and iFrogz headphones get $9.7 million PPP relief funds when they didn't pay US taxes by funneling profits overseas?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just don't ask about the special sauce
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Reopening stores has Under Armor stockholders overjoyed
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
There's sales at Penney's ("repeat" tag still WFH)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese EV maker Nio drained by the virus, but says orders are now recharging
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Burlington Stores are feeling a chill
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American cuts 30% from its bloated midsection. This is not a metaphor
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Halitosis makes a comeback as the virus has impulse buys restrained
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Party over, out of time, big bankruptcies gonna party like it's two-zero-zero-nine
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Home sales plummet in April. For some reason people didn't want to leave the ones they already had
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New challenge for the feds in these coronavirus times: Workers who don't want to come back to their jobs
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Would you buy Yeti stock at a higher price? It'd be a lot cooler if you did
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Got an extra $7.3mil lying around? This Swedish "wellness village" could make you happy. BYO suck pumps and massagers
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Actually we would
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
White House: Can't plan for an economic downturn if you don't forecast
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Easyjet has a problem with a third of its workforce
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nissan closes factory in Spain to move production to the UK
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. GDP contracted 5% in first quarter instead of 4.8%. In other news, you gained 12, not 10 pounds in lockdown
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you had Advantage as the next rental car company file bankruptcy, pickup your prize on row K #25
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(Midland Reporter-Telegram)
 
 
 
Houston billionaire warns of real estate collapse since he has stopped paying rent
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Will COVID-19 kill cash? It can't kill anything that isn't already in your pocket *taps head*
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Wed May 27, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Guests have a not so great adventure trying to make online reservations for Six Flags safari
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren posts bigger-than-expected loss as lockdowns really mallet sales
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