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Mon February 06, 2023
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Giant Dick's to join all the other giant dicks in Boston
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Chief operating officer of Chicago Public Schools has his finger on the pulse of society and knows what folks want, so he becomes primary owner of cannabis shop co-located with bar and bakery
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Civil service jobs are highly coveted in India. They're picky, so you have to pass a test to be a candidate. A test that takes three years of studying for ten hours a day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, some supermarket workers fulfilling orders from customers don't like getting special requests such as getting ice cream from the back of the freezer or picking out the freshest cucumbers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man who called himself the Gatsby of Gold disappeared with everyone's money
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
In the wake of recent troubles Southwest Airlines is trying to rebrand itself...as a pyramid scheme
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(98.3 The Key)
 
 
 
If you hear Code Brown over the intercom at Walmart, it has nothing to do with a bathroom accident. But you'll want to evacuate anyway
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Some Old Nag)
 
 
 
Homer's job in the Hank Scorpio episode, but replace the Hammock District with five random people and make it uncomfortably weird
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Working hard while hardly working: mouse jiggler software, hardware, maker solution, and smartphone software compared. 👍 r/antiwork likes this
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
FTC to Amazon: "Any day now"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saying that it isn't the kind of company that breaks into homes to forcibly install prepaid meters while breaking into homes to forcibly install prepaid meters, British Gas unironically provides a definition of gaslighting
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(Some Burger Chef)
 
 
 
Seems like people don't like having their way at BK
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(Milwaukee Record)
 
 
 
Douchey: Dropping in unannounced, playing the "don't you know who I am?" game. Douchier: Accepting free stuff like a mooch and denigrating it on YouTube. Douchiest: After all that bluster, being too stupid to know how to open a pizza box
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Fri February 03, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk cleared in Tesla tweet-fraud trial, can now get back to burning the company to the ground using his self-igniting cars
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
"It's not delivery, it's Delissio". Oh, wait, I guess it will be delivery
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Netflix removes plan to make sure your college student comes home once a month
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ford CEO Farley comments on their abysmal quarterly results: "No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"You're parking it wrong"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Monthly jobs report unexpectedly good for workers - the stock market will be punished accordingly
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Japan's pension fund is doing so well that none of the workers covered under it will be able to retire. Mission Accomplished
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Can't afford the thrill of buying a self-driving car and the thrill of the inevitable crash? Well, what about a ticket for a self-flying plane?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Companies save billions of dollars by giving employees fake "manager" titles instead of paying them more. Subby wants Drew to name him VP of the Politics tab
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
The latest PR spin from companies to get workers back into the office? Commuting time is important to "psychologically recover" from work
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
🐭 "Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?" 🐁 "I think so Brain, but how are we going to unionize with the Teamsters when we don't have our commercial driver's licenses?"
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Thu February 02, 2023
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
National Geographic explores rise of vegan safaris. Among other things, the jeeps are EVs and the lodges are no-trophy zones
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
BBC to merge its disparate news channels into one "BBC News" channel, presenting opportunity to cut costs by sacking some old-fart BBC presenters
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Startup carrier Avelo puts Delaware back on the aviation map. Honestly, it's unclear if Delaware is on any map let alone an aviation map
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carvana stock up 282% YTD, outpacing the likes of Meta, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Tesla
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
The new Smokey ice cream flavor is fire
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
GameStop manager fired because A) he stole $5000; B) he stole $5000 in PS5s; C) a cashier didn't ring up the $5000 in PS5s robbers stole at gunpoint
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Southwest holiday melt down results in promotions
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
80% of workers who quit during the Great Resignation have regrets. Mainly, regretting that they didn't quit sooner
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"2 reasons Meta stock is exploding 20% after a whopper earnings miss", does not mention if Zuck found the ideal tip-to-tip efficiency or how he got the mean jerk time down
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Activist investors push to get Sausage King of Chicago off the Disney board
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Reserve Bank of Australia to retire monarch from AUD notes, replace QEII with allusions to "indigenous Australian culture." Choice yet to be made between beer, waltzes or oppressing minorities
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The stock market is headed for a 'tinderbox-timebomb' that will be worse than the 1929 crash, according to area man who has successfully predicted 116 of the last 5 corrections
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shell reports record profits of $40B for last year. Oh, and they also polluted the entire of country of Nigeria and plan to give them nothing to clean up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines announces plan to make it the MoviePass of the skies. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
It's kinda like how a company can buy naming rights to a sports venue. Norfolk, VA's ESPN Radio station just renamed itself for a corporate sponsor. The station will now be known as "FARK.com Duke Sucks Radio 94.1"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Gluttony is back on the menu
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Today's "free service" you're paying for with your personal data: GoodRx pharmacy discount cards
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Who's On Third to add second location four blocks from First Street
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Wed February 01, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Meta announces $40 billion stock buyback, which will increase Zuckerbot's net worth by $5.44 billion
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oh, the humanity
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
That should buff right out, no problem. $50K OBO
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Researchers warn of crypto investment scam that seems legit at first, then vanishes with all your money. No word yet how this is different from regular crypto investments
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Workday cuts 525 workers, who will now know the joy of having to sign up for a new account on every company's job site that uses their former company's product
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg defeats the FTC's antitrust challenge. Still not a real, live boy
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
You're the CEO, you can just fire them
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock up 20% after only losing $335 million last quarter. This CEO things sounds pretty easy
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