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Tue October 16, 2018
(Inc)
 
 
 
Oh, this headline will never be approved
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Just how crappy are MLMs? Would you believe an average of $0.70 an hour. No? Good, because for many it's lower
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Feds propose rules that would require drug makers to include prices in drug advertisements. In unrelated news, all drugs now cost $1, not including the $19,999 special handling and service fees
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Coffee rust threatens Latin American crop. 150 years ago, it wiped out an empire, presumably due to fatigue and caffeine withdrawal
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Settlement with judge on Elon's "take the company private" spiel gives Tesla shares a spark
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Fifteen minutes ago a new cryptocurrency emerged based on the feeding habits of goldfish
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Today's reason the music industry is losing $2.65 billion a year is...(spins wheel) Coffee shops
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Ever got a bogus "missed delivery" notice from a shipping company when you know damn well you were home? Now you can take your revenge
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do employers demand a salary range from prospective employees yet never provide one?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean investing in a 1,000 MPH car is not a great business decision? Who knew?
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
US Steel and United Steelworkers reach deal, avoid strike. This is not a repeat from every contract negotiation ever. OK. It is
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
When does a restaurant add a $5,500 service charge to the bill? Apparently when they charge $58,000 for dinner
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Mon October 15, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Take your tax cut and pay raise from your new job and head to Orlando and check out the latest trend in corporate jets such as golden showers at 40K feet
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
News for Fark Platinum™ members only: The used luxury plane market is so tight right now that you might as well buy new. Time to layoff the entire IT department and outsource it all *sensible chuckle*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finally, some honesty in advertising
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Financial experts note several ominous economic indicators, including skyrocketing student loans and US household debts, that could predict a crash "worse than the Great Depression"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former NBC executive explains how she managed to deal with a clueless bloviating co-worker not by trying to avoid him, but by trying to learn from him. And that's the best explanation for "Sean Saves the World" subby's ever heard
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
How the Sears card revolutionized shopping as we know it. A must read for Diners Club execs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
From the home office in Tahlequah, Oklahoma here is the top ten list of fastest fast food drive-thrus in the US so your arteries can clog as fast they can
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yacht deckhands reveal secrets about working for the ultra rich. It may surprise you to learn sometimes they want company in the hot tub, they're not always nice people, or that water is wet
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
CEO of LinkedIn says coding is a dying profession and what employers really want is people who get certified in LinkedIn's soft-skills business curriculum. At least that's what I think he said, he's not a terribly good speaker
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
How to fix the marketing industry's brain drain. Bill Hicks would rather just light a match
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Retailers let in on little known fact: Many women in the U.S. have a bit of junk in the trunk
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fast Eddie flees failed firm
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(CBC)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock, but call centers for telecom companies engage in sleazy retention tactics
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Sun October 14, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Photo essay of how the Amazon of its day ended up being Sears
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Bill Coors dies at 102. Stubbornly brewed since 1916
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Sears is about to follow the Ichthyosaurus into extinction
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"How Sears killed itself, explained in one number"
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Sat October 13, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Alabama supermarket refusing to sell Pepsi with the NFL logo to your left. Line setting on how many confederate flag bearers the jackhole serves on a daily basis to your right
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Chipotle tests new point-based loyalty program with customers in Phoenix, Kansas City, and Columbus. Other Chipotle markets will continue to receive the usual E. coli and C. perfringens rewards
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You can now rent the email list of Trump's supporters. A business opportunity to sell to the self-identified suckers, as well as a chance to share cheering political news
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook to data hacking victims: "Sorry, suckers, you're on your own"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Because the only thing that could make the IHOP experience better is a bar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Broadcom now under investigation for fraud and stock manipulation over a falsified DoD memo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sears has three days to come up with $134 million
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeon buys top South Korean Bitcoin exchange. In cash, obviously
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Fri October 12, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Herbal supplements regularly found to be adulterated with, you know, actual drugs, posing risks to consumers. FDA: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Thousands line up for zero-down, subprime mortgages. This is not a repeat from 2005
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Teslaquila: For when you want to be rich, crazy, white guy wasted
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Man has surgery for throat cancer that removes his larynx and vocal cords. Car dealer he works for decides his electronic voice box will freak customers out, fires him via email. Jury tells man to dry his tears with this nice $5 million check
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Richard Branson's Saudeal is Saudead
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(Endpoints News)
 
 
 
Generic drug approvals are at an all-time high. Heh, all-time high
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin says he won't be 'losing any sleep' if China dumps US bonds in retaliation over trade war. Millions of Americans living paycheck to paycheck on the other hand
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(The Street)
 
 
 
MARKET CRASH MARKET CRASH. Haha, pysch. *nervous laughter*
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Oil supply and demand hit a record 100mil barrels/day as the slippery slope steepens
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Walmart: "It's just a coincidence that we destroyed the porch swing that allegedly killed this customer." Judge: "So, was it just a coincidence that you destroyed the evidence in these 18 other customer injury cases?"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
"Trade wars are good, and easy to win"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Father sues daughter for control of family business, alleges she spent $70 million of company money on personal expenses. Difficulty: Donald Trump not involved in any way. Well, maybe a little. It was an automobile parts company after all
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(Jalopnik)
 
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History of the Jeep, as told by an idiot
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