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Thu January 17, 2019
(Rockford Register Star)
 
 
 
Wow, you grow those things? I thought they were mined from deep mines
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Jack Bogle, father of the index fund, dead at 89. His remains to be interred in hundreds of cemeteries over the next few decades
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Head of the world's largest money manager says there will be bullish surge if a US-China trade deal goes through
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Wed January 16, 2019
(CBS News)
 
 
 
One thing is certain on Wall Street: Uncertainty
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
One would think CEOs receiving huge salaries, stock options, golden parachutes would be satisfied. Then there's this CEO
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hedge fund billionaire says 'Capitalism basically is not working for the majority of people.' Obvious tag takes a victory lap
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Difficulty: the entire state is wildfire-prone
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It turns out that opium dealers are all pretty much alike
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Come see the solvent side of Sears
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This will probably ruin your day as a poor person, but Goldman Sachs says the falling stock market means super-rich people are spending less on yachts, jewellery and private jets. So yeah, super-rich people problems
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
China's 2018 trade surplus with U.S. now hits a record high of $323 billion. Mostly because we can't export back any Uber trips, McDonald's food or club DJs
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Thanks to Marie Kondo this year's garage sales will be EPIC
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"Without full funding, the SEC is operating at 5.8% of normal capacity, with the enforcement division at 8%. There may never be a better time to engage in insider trading and securities fraud"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bad: Your money manager loses all of your money. Worse: And puts you on the hook for 30% more. Fark: 300 investors, $150 million
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Pour out a 40 for Allen's Coffee Brandy
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Nearly 600 Bayer Corporation employees in Pittsburgh suddenly have the headache of figuring out how to pay the bills
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Even the world's oldest profession is being uberised
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(Listverse)
 
 
 
Top ten ways people got paid to do nothing. Number eleven, Congressional Representative, conspicuously missing
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Tue January 15, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford and Volkswagen team up to build vehicles together that are fitted with mechanic-defeating devices so you don't know when your Ford breaks down
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Irish fast food chain wins trademark case against Mickey D's, and just not because that's the Irish President's nickname
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
In 2018, 11 million iPhone owners opted for a $29 battery replacement rather than a $1000 new iPhone XS, 10x more than Apple expected. This is bad news... for Android
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese workers forced to crawl on street through busy traffic after 'failing to hit annual targets'. In related news: Wall Street firms look into Chinese company for ideas on worker discipline to please their stockholders
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bad news: Delta CEO says gov't shutdown "will cost us $25 million in January". Also bad news: It usually costs US $25 million PER MONTH for gov't employees to fly Delta airlines
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump administration doubles estimate of shutdown cost to economy from original forecast
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Good: You have enough money to be able to retire at age 64. Sucks: You die at your retirement party
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Hey der, welcome ta Newfoundland Store. Lard tunderin Jaysus, we got ev'ry ting ya culd possbly need, by. 'Cept fish nets, got none in stock t'day"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley: when recession's inevitable, lie back and "embrace" it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A good dai for Hyundai. In Detroyt
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(Slate)
 
 
 
We should follow Germany's lead and get Amazon's "Dash button" declared illegal
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Mon January 14, 2019
(Inc)
 
 
 
United Airlines just inadvertently publicly disclosed confidential information about how much Apple is spending on flights to Asia. Hint: a whole farking lot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sears' bankruptcy is killing Sears' stock. But not that Sears. Well, the bankruptcy is that Sears. Confused? You probably still will be after the next episode of Soap
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Citibanking down 21%
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite the inevitable shake-out, weed distribution is becoming a budding, yet kind, industry
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gymboree getting closer to bankruptcy and planning to close all 900 stores. Things just didn't work out
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
700 = 1. Git along, little fordy
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel's Valar Ventures is looking for $350M to Make Melkor Great Again
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Poland considers ban on products from Huawei. Lovers of pineapple, poi, flowered shirts inconsolable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
PG&E sentenced to community raking
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The trade war is going exactly as well as you'd expect. Obvious tag fell down a flight of stairs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After leading PG&E into bankruptcy, former CEO to walk away with million$ after wildfires because of course she is
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Barron's thinks Apple should buy Nintendo because "they both like to make money"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"2018 was the worst year for beer sales and it's all thanks to rising cannabis use". You're welcome
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gillette joins #metoo. Subby shrugs and continues to save money and get a superior shave using a double edge safety razor
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs on their role in a multi-nation, multibillion dollar fraud: "Uhhhh, a few bankers did it, not the company..." Malaysia: You're full of shiat
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Cadillac unveils their 'Tesla killer' Cadillac crossover SUV, which will be priced well below that of the Model X
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Yes
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Starbucks clients are apparently not only addicted to their coffee
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Were you a Toys R Us kid? Here's your chance to own the Geoffreymobile
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If your kid has spinal muscular atrophy, you'll be able to move to Massachusetts to have insurance pay $5 million for a cure
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese imports and exports fell in December. Hold onto your butts
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