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Mon August 10, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Lyriq could be the worst name for a car since No Va
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dollar tree to feature more masks, less red hats
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do do with all those dying malls? Turn them into Amazon Fulfillment Centers, of course
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Disney World to reduce theme park hours starting in September, because of lower attendance
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos received 564 parking tickets while redoing his house, totaling 0.000008% of his wealth
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(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
China and Russia ditch dollar in move toward "financial alliance." Finance farkers, does this mean the dollar is doomed?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kodak's major loan deal with the US government on hold. Developing story
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wendy's breakfast is better than McDonald's and is eating away the market share
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Sat August 08, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
If your logo has fruit in it, prepare to get sued by Apple
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
TikTok to Trump: Cannot have, not yours
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
In news that will surely send salsa prices into a nosedive, Huawei says it is running out of chips
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sonic Drive-In was the only restaurant to survive the Corona wars of 2020. Now all restaurants are Sonic
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Did you receive an email from Google about a class action settlement? It's real
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
... or perhaps, just perhaps, it's time to develop a new business model as the old one is now as relevant as selling buggy whips to horseless carriage drivers
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Fewer and fewer people get the pleasure of reading the local newspaper every morning as they enjoy a cup of coffee while sitting on a toilet
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Capitalism's useful idiots are college-educated professionals. Subby is thrilled to be useful at last
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
May I take your order? Yeah man like uh...ya got...uh...1/8 flower power, trippy gummies and some kushy punch? Sir, this is a McDonald's...you want the Cronic Drive-thru down the street. Ironic cronic supersonic tag, you're it man
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
AMC Theaters revenues plunges by 50 large popcorns, 100 medium sodas, and 75 Nacho Cheese & Chip bowls
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(Buzzword Bingo)
 
 
 
It's time to invent new words to describe our monopolistic tactics that strongarm the little guy, prevent them from becoming competition, fleece our customers, and lock our users in
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Next, there will the companies *deliberately* naming their products after the Māori word for 'pubic hair'
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Oakley to re-issue its iconic OVERTHETOP sunglasses, because why should only people in the year 2000 walk around with a $2,000 bra on their face?
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(Mac Daily News)
 
 
 
Apple now has enough cash in the couch cushions to buy 4 Dells. No, not desktops. Corporations
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Always look on the bright side of life. Trump aluminium tariffs on Canada guarantee an ample supply of US-made toilet paper in the US. Also, there will be ketchup, or is it catsup? Keep calm and pour the Bourbon
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Covid-induced recession and recovery is neither a V nor a U. Rather, it's a drunken square root symbol
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(Newsy)
 
 
 
Facebook will let employees work from home through July, 2021
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Will Halloween be canceled? Costumers, candy makers, theme parks face a scary reality
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Let's spin the Bloomberg misery index: Ouch, the US is about to suffer the world's biggest jump in economic misery as inflation slows, unemployment spikes, and virus cases surge
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
But why would a magician want all your family history?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines could receive $billions more in relief, but it may not be enough. To keep their stock prices high
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg sees his wealth hit $100bn. Zoidberg still living a garbage dumpster. Whoop, whoop whoop, whoop, whoop
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Uber's low prices have a dark human toll
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Rocket Mortgage IPO doesn't have liftoff
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Get.com)
 
 
 
Disinfected, fast, affordable. If you're Southwest Airlines, pick any two
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(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Betcha didn't know CARES act money goes to repave airports in Texas
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Airbus and Boeing keep making jets no one can buy, playing manufacturing 'chicken'
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Western Digital is finding business these days to be a hard drive
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca is the first to cut a COVID vaccine deal with the Chinese. Soon you'll be able to buy Kovid-18 and Covid-21 vaxxine knock-offs at the local Red Fruit Best US Computer stores too
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Upstart electro-truck maker Nikola's entire quarterly revenue - all of $36,000 - was from a solar installation for its executive chairman, with its stock going from almost $94 at its peak to $35. Somebody's hauling something
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Mukbang YouTubers face heavy criticism for failing to disclose paid promotion in their videos. 'Mukbang YouTubers' ... what tripe is this?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Court tells government to pace its access to fees to PACER
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Having learned Fed-speak, China's central bank says it will make policy more flexible and targeted, tough and compassionate, day but night
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Calpers CIO misses return targets and quits after less than two years, saying he wanted to focus on his health and family. Also, some other jackass already nabbed the "creative differences" excuse
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(MXDWN)
 
 
 
Spotify CEO: pfft, let them make more music
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mortgage rates fall to a record low for the eighth time this year, making buying that new split-level refrigerator box or van condo with river views more affordable for many
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bausch Health shares soar after confirming it's selling its eye-care business in a move nobody saw coming
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sure, your Capital One credit card might have been hacked and your credit score ruined, but Capital One just had to pay the equivalent of an 80-cent fine for that happening to you so as you can see it all works out in the end
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uber allies with Autocab, conquers the UK
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hilton sees massive drop in staying power. This is not a repeat from 2005
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donnie to sign an executive order requiring U.S. to buy 'essential' drugs from American companies because that's where the graft is. The best graft. Payoffs and kickbacks like no other country
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(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Business closing due to fear of touching other people's balls
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