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Sun March 24, 2019
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
PETA successfully purchased minimum number of Levi's shares needed to to be able to submit shareholder resolutions and speak at annual meetings. Subby can't wait to wear his first pair of jeans made out of 100% free-range cotton
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Things are always bigger in Texas (w/ pics)
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(Some Seattle guy)
 
 
 
Booze, tech bros and axe throwing, What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People just love microwaved Italian food, it seems
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Closure of New England's only American Girl Doll store brings sadness and nostalgia for some, massive relief for subby and other fathers of young girls
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Sat March 23, 2019
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Noticing that Farkers prefer to spend their time in places they can get drunk, Whole Foods has a brilliant idea. Local police surprisingly quiet about exciting new source of revenue
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
I don't know if a recession is coming but Vegas is cutting fees
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Two hundred Japanese HR managers surveyed on which of 11 women's hairstyles made them look most capable on the job. "Permed, loose-hanging, and obviously dyed hair inspired the least confidence"
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
New list of 10 most unreliable car models will prevent you from shopping for lemons
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
After it was revealed that Chick-fil-A donated $1.8 million to anti-LGBTQ groups, San Antonio International Airport tells them they aren't welcome to open the other six days of the week either
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Just wanted to let you know that Oracle Cloud Infrastructure (OCI) is doing great. It's been our strongest quarter ever. Oh by the way, your entire team is fired. Larry needs a new boat
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Fri March 22, 2019
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Crunchyroll raises their subscription fees for the first time since they launched in 2006, which is kind of a long time to leave sushi laying around
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook calls exec "VP of Integrity", a position which, of course, doesn't exist
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Marco...." "....Polo"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So AT&T about that 5G you are offering
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nike stock's coming untied
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Boeing will now include the "Don't Crash" upgrade free of charge on the 737 MAX
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dow tanks hard after leading recession indicator causes alarm, exacerbated by realization that any problems must be fixed by bankrupt conman reality B-lister
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Big cable lobby after review thinks the word cable is undesirable and drops it. Just call it Big Lobby now
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Begun, the light beer wars have
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The U.S. manufacturing PMI hit a 21-month low in March. Hold on to your butts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The FAA is to the 737 MAX what the FDA is to ______
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After 10+ years of an Obama rally, a Trump correction, and an extended dead cat bounce, the Dow begins its utterly predictable freefall today
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lyft promises investors that they'll get to 20 percent profit.....someday
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Little Blue Box is looking a little less green after the holidays
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fact: The inversion of the US Treasury Yield Curve is a reliable predictor of a coming recession. Farked: the US Treasury Yield Curve just inverted
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The new face of Papa John's? Papa Shaq
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's a home seller's market
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's a home buyer's market
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple is trying to do to news what it did to eBooks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sales of Boeing's 737 MAX 8 are falling like 737 MAX 8s
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Subby remembers when the UAW was the "clean" union. Now the execs pay themselves from the fund set up to send flowers to members' funerals--and extorted staffers to pay into the fund, or go back to shooting rivets on the line
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tim Armstrong leaves Verizon with a $60 million bonus for successfully implementing the AOL-Yahoo hybrid 'Verizon Media' formerly known as Oath. Excuse me, I mean he completely tanked the whole operation. He still walks with $60 million though
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
A clever way to keep an eye on your aging parent without violating their privacy
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Thu March 21, 2019
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
They're very refreshing, and they're sold by weight, not by volume
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Finally cable companies are starting to get it - all we want is a bunch of channels bundled together for one price
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pinterest hires Walmart's CTO ahead of its IPO in a move that will not do anyone any good
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Tencent profits are disappointing. I mean, that's not even enough to buy a piece of candy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The NYSE relaxes its dress code and will allow traders to wear jeans on the floor of the exchange..but only for today and only because Levis is having their IPO
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
For the price of a Starbucks latte, you can own your own 2570-sqft plot of land. Just be willing to relocate yourself and your school-age children to depopulated town in boonies of Hiroshima Prefecture, and you're good to go
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Look, you're on Spirit Airlines. You knew what you were getting in to. If you didn't want your little daughter taken off the plane without your knowledge, you should either fly a real airline or pay the "no bumping my kids" fee
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
America First... except our whiskeys, and soybeans, and cars... AND WHISKEYS, DAMNIT
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Biogen shares plunge nearly 30% after ending trial for potential blockbuster Alzheimer's drug." The trial wasn't ended because of safety, but, uh, um... "Biogen shares plunge nearly 30% after ending trial for potential blockbuster Alzheimer's drug"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fixing Zion's blown-out shoe was easy. Now Nike has to repair its image
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Poland will fall behind the rest of Europe on 5G (and approach US levels) unless it bars Huawei, says the competition
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ford names Amazon guy Tim Stone to drive their finances
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Americans spent $39 billion on drunk shopping last year. Which probably explains all the sales of bacon flavored dental floss
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Roche's lawsuit over 'beetus test strips has US executive scurrying
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You'd think a safety feature that would keep a plane in the air would be standard but Boeing kept that as a dealer add-on
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Despite not having Don Draper as CEO, the old daytime-drinking, sexual-harassing ways are thriving at Lloyd's of Llondon
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