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Wed September 18, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh nothing... Just the Fed bailing out the Overnight Lending Market to the tune of $53B, for the first time since 2008
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Those billions of dollars of defense hardware we sold you? Sorry, no performance guarantees
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Toyota unveils its first new Corolla model in seven years. I'm quivering with excitemeZZZZZZ
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Dental plan" "Lisa needs braces." "Dental plan" "Lisa needs braces." "Dental plan" "Lisa needs braces"
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Tue September 17, 2019
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
The worst social media company pairs with the worst eyeglass company to create the worst looking pair of augmented reality glasses the world has ever seen
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Just change the name of the X-ray machine to an Internal Instagram booth and everything will be fine
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
According to Harvard logo study, descriptive logos more effectively improve consumers' perceptions and brand appeal than nondescriptive logos. Exception: when they represent something unpleasant such as palm oil, funeral homes, and bug repellents
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Debt collectors are honest, hard working, moral people that are "just trying to put you in a better financial situation." And if you don't believe it, we'll sue your grandmother and nuke your credit
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Holiday retail sales could climb 5%." Rectal aero-monkeys could also be deployed, so who's to say?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apple says the European Union ruling that they owe $14 billion in back taxes "defies reality and common sense." . I mean, sure, they could pay it just by raiding the vending machines at Apple HQ, but c'mon they're APPLE, they don't pay TAXES
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The GM strike costs about $50mil/day, so let's wait a full week before even beginning negotiations
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Young whippersnappers, fear not the gray tsunami that will be oversweeping you soon. You'll get over it feeling like it didn't even hit you
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Time to feel guilty about your blue jeans
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut and Kellogg creating a stuffed Cheez-It pizza, because when you think good pizza, you think "cheddar" and "cracker," and when you think snack, you think of a whole delivered "pizza"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
MoviePass may not be completely dead yet, still needs FRAAAAAAMES
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Green man befuddled that his ethically sourced zero-waste handcrafted bamboo toothbrushes came wrapped in plastic. "I had purposely spent longer ordering these particular toothbrushes as they were featured in a cardboard box on the Amazon listing"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Whole Foods, which is owned by the third-richest corporation on the planet, says they just can't afford to provide health insurance for about 2,000 workers
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The WeWork IPO is off despite multiple changes to the offering as investors got a whiff of the mega-scam from across continents
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Mon September 16, 2019
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Why you're not paying $5 a gallon for gas today. Thank you Texas
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Baker Hu h s
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(RTT News)
 
 
 
Winnebago to buy Newmar; Kitt and Meriwether still in play
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Aurora Cannabis cut to 'sell' as totally uncool analyst harshes their mellow
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Why have headlights when you could have drones?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
OR, and hear me out here, you could invest $5 - this is where things get really exciting - and then up your investment to $7.50/ month for some real stability and true peace of mind
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The GM UAW strike will be complicated by politics and a quiet probe into the union
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mo 'nilla, mo money, mo problems
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Massive store closures are a feature, not a bug, say analysts who have jobs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR cherry-picks items at Walmart subject to tariffs, tracks their prices for a year, and finds... prices go up, prices go down. You can't explain that
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
50,000 General Motors employees officially on strike
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Sun September 15, 2019
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
UAW calls strike against GM at midnight tonight. This is not a repeat from 2007
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Buick trying to reach out to younger buyers via product placement in Big Little Lies, posts on Pinterest, snaring social media influencers. Drew eagerly awaiting his complimentary Total Fark sponsored by Buick Encore
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I gave a blueberry facial to a vegan dog" and other stories of pampering decadence
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Sat September 14, 2019
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Health insurance companies don't investigate fraud because A) The cost can just be passed on to customers, B) Potential bad publicity, C) Awww, look at those rascals with their small-time scams; run along now, I've got a meeting with some Senators
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Netflix co-founder says Blockbuster thought it was hilarious, this streaming nonsense
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(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
Comcast to Ft. Collins, CO: You want to start your own municipal fiber internet service? Fine, we'll close the call center we opened two years ago, that cost us $10 million to build, and fire 237 employees. That'll show you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Target's new designer collection is already vanishing from store shelves. Yes, "designer collection". At Target
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Baby boomers are quite behind on retirement savings. I'm sure the Millennials will get blamed for this, too
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This just in: Older generation blame younger generation for problems which might not be their own fault. Film at 11
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Is the future of business a four-day workweek? TGIT
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There is one project Kickstarter would rather not allow to be completed: unionization of the company
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Fri September 13, 2019
(Freight Waves)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: now you can look forward to paying more for shipping too
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Acting greedy, and rapacious. Here we are now, regulate us
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Picture Jeff Bezos reading "A Christmas Carol" on his Kindle. You can just about hear him cheering, "Go, Ebenezer Make it bleed for Tiny Tim and his worthless taker father"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CVS CEO: The research is clear: Companies that make decisions not simply for profit, but for the good of their customers and society, can make a significant impact
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What bombmakers can teach us about burnout. And having a blast
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
You might be shocked to discover the star of Discovery Channel's "Undercover Billionaire" is not actually a billionaire. Great work, Forbes. This is really Pulitzer Prize winning stuff
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(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
It has dawned on Oregon's legal marijuana dealers that they're not immune to product liability lawsuits
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pharma press release buries lede, which goes over like a lede balloon when it's spotted
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
MoviePass will remain in business until this headline posts to the Business Tab
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
You may want to wait a year on a Ford Explorer purchase, until they get a few little glitches worked out
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