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News Cycle Meta Report: I haven't seen a week as slow as this one since maybe 2015.  Which is pretty welcome; at times over the past few years, it felt like triple overtime work hours.  Consider the fact that a ship stuck in the Suez was big news for several days. Sure, it had a big impact, but there wasn't much action to report on.  Day 1: Ship is stuck.  Day 2: Ship is still stuck.  Day 3: One of the other ships is chock full of seꭗ toys.  Day 4: Ship is still stuck.  You get the idea.

For weeks now we've teased the Swear Jar concept, and some of you have noticed that recently there haven't been any updates.  The reason for that is when we started building the functionality, we realized there was some other groundwork to lay first.  Groundwork for potentially dozens of other fun things in the future.  Want to know more about what these might be?  Head on over to TotalFark and join us, the discussion is live right now.  And if you don't have TotalFark, here's where to sign up.  One of the benefits is getting to have input on and hear about new features in advance. Today's discussion opens the door to a number of possibilities in 2021.  Come join the conversation.

The Fark News Livestream will return next week - Dallan's on a business trip so we're taking a spring break hiatus.  Watch for new livestreams next week.
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Just a quick note: The I saw a turtle thread turned 18 last week! Yes, it says at the top of the thread that it was posted in 2006, but if you look at the first comment in the thread, the time stamp shows it was actually March 21, 2003. With all the things that have been shuffled around since the thread was first posted as a Fark Classified, the date on top of the thread ended up getting changed. Anyway, I just wanted to share a little something to make you feel old.

XOXO,

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Top Comments

Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week

Funny:
I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That gave a preview of what it will be like when Bo Burnham plays Larry Bird for an HBO series
mrshowrules showed a man who is accused of using his ninja skills to establish an alibi and commit murder
Eric Shun knew that there are always two sides to every story about people handling creatures they don't know are deadly
diIdo tontine told us how to use a natural remedy to recover from COVID-19
Pocket Ninja gave instructions for making your own sawed-off shotgun
Gubbo explained why it won't be a problem for Elon Musk's company to construct a high-speed tunnel for Miami
pdxbarista was upset about Jessica Walter's death
Subtonic felt defensive when edmo criticized the man who damaged a Scientology building's cameras with a laser
Albert911emt answered the question, "What would you do if this random Oregon man removed his mask at the grocery and kissed your 1-year-old baby on the lips?"
kazrak was ready to live the dream

Bonus FarkStaff Pick:
GardenWeasel knew the perfect thing for a good dog who quickly dug a trench when someone poured water on the ground

Smart:
edmo had a theory about people who move to new and exciting cities and then don't like it there
diIdo tontine told us how to use a natural remedy to recover from COVID-19
Pocket Ninja gave instructions for making your own sawed-off shotgun
namegoeshere talked about people who "line jump" to get the vaccine sooner
mofa received a message that meandered like a restless wind inside a letter box that tumbled blindly as it made its way across the universe
rewind2846 ruined all my plans for next weekend
damageddude discussed eyewitness testimony that was used to convict a ninja of murder
I Browse predicted what a teacher who forgot to log out of Zoom before going on a racist rant will say next
MattytheMouse figured out the plan for dealing with climate change
syrynxx was disappointed by an article about a woman who accidentally showed her "cooter" on social media

CSB Sunday Morning: Spring Break Edition
Smart: bcostlow shared lessons learned from volunteering in Tijuana
Smart, runner up (because it was voted smartest in a previous CSBSM): The Pope of Manwich Village managed to defy expectations as a young DJ
Funny: Sexy Jesus had spring break plans that suffered a series of setbacks

CSB [Cool Story, Bro] Sunday Morning is a thread for Farkers to share true stories from their own lives based on a weekly topic. If you have a topic idea for a CSB Sunday Morning thread, please contact Farkback ahead of time, or just submit it on Saturday afternoon/evening. Please note: While submitted CSB Sunday Morning threads have a high likelihood of being greenlit, there is no guarantee they will be.

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Smart: valanienna gave the brutally honest truth about brutal honesty
Funny: puffy999 played the "misspell a Farker's name" game with KangTheMad
Smart: leeksfromchichis discussed nudity in movies
Funny: TomFooolery helpfully figured out what this thing on Murflette's deck was
Funny: Beeblebrox made a generous offer to support Rev.K's new radio show
Funny: Snaps wasn't sure about trusting flucto's advice on properly caring for cast iron cookware
Funny: merrillvillain offered advice about repairs on a '91 Nissan Stanza

Politics Funny:
Shostie pointed out that Donald Trump actually has one good idea for his upcoming social media platform
I Ate Shergar knew that Trump would have to pass on some subscription models
I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise noticed a bad sign when a heavily-armed man was arrested at Publix
The Pope of Manwich Village explained why Dominion will definitely win their defamation lawsuits
duppy showed us what was airing on Fox News

Politics Smart:
Pocket Ninja responded to an op-ed that attempted to defend Christian nationalism
Mollari examined the argument that Washington, D.C. shouldn't be a state because the Founding Fathers didn't intend for it to be one
Ambivalence volunteered some people to help Trump with his social media platform
arrogantbastich looked at the kind of agenda Senator Mike Rounds is interested in pushing, but WithinReason came in with a good counterpoint
Porkbelly thought that there needs to be more focus on the worst part of Georgia's new voter suppression law


Top Contest Entries

Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down

Photoshops:
Yammering_Splat_Vector enjoyed listening to music with the cat
Yammering_Splat_Vector protested against boyfriends with wandering eyes
zeon had just one flickering light
kabloink went to a concert with no social distancing necessary
bugdozer showed yet another cat causing chaos and destruction
RedZoneTuba discovered Penguin's bomb budget isn't what it used to be
I_Am_Weasel was ready to see Egypt
samsquatch showed us how kitty got her stripe
Yammering_Splat_Vector found out that Alice ate too many mushrooms
RedZoneTuba uncovered evidence that Phil Spector had a secret accomplice

Fartist Friday: Homage to spring
kabloink drew a chonky cat sniffing a spring bloom

This week's Fartist Friday theme, brought to you by E-brake: We're celebrating "National Find a Rainbow Day" by making a "rainbow" out of things we have at home. Create your own real-life rainbow out of various red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet things lined up in that order, or use things to make a "rainbow" with the classic rainbow shape, but using the colors of your choice, then post a photo of your creation.

Farktography: Spring has sprung again
This one ended in a three-way tie with common sense is an oxymoron's hungry hungry hummingbird, MorningBreath's dewdrops on rosebushes and kittyhas1000legs' Mother and Father Goose


Fark Weird News Quiz (brought to you by ox45tallboy)

Another fun time on the Quiz this week, now broadcast in Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround. On the Quiz itself, Oak came out on top with 942, followed by iron de havilland in second with 932 and runwiz in third with 920. bud jones made fourth with 918, and a far candle came in fifth with 907.

The hardest question on the Hard Quiz was about which noted scientist patented a refrigerator with no moving parts, got a court case against a civil rights icon dismissed by merely offering to testify on his behalf, was once offered the presidency of a foreign country, and won a Nobel prize awarded because no one nominated met the criteria. Only 39% of quiztakers knew that Albert Einstein was the sole Nobel Laureate amongst the choices (In 1922, he was awarded the 1921 prize because it was not given out the previous year). They might have also known he was offered the (ceremonial) office of President of Israel when the modern country was first formed. Or they could have known of his work with his former student Leó Szilárd in developing a heat-exchanging refrigerator. Or they knew that Einstein's  threat of testifying on behalf of NAACP founder W.E.B. Dubois in his trial for acting as a "foreign agent" would bring so much negative publicity to the government that it was better to simply dismiss the case, All in all, there was a lot to respect about him separate from his work in physics.

The easiest question on the Hard Quiz was about which river in the United States is traditionally dyed green each St. Patrick's Day. 88% of quiztakers knew that it was the Chicago River that had the... "honor"? Which some people think is weird because Boston has a much higher percentage of people with Irish Heritage yet doesn't dye their river. Then again, Chicago has a bigger Italian population than Boston but still call their meat casseroles "pizza", so go figure. 

The hardest question on the Easy quiz was about "Aplets & Cotlets". Only 36% of quiztakers recognized the name of a candy made for the past 100 years by Liberty Orchards in Washington state from leftover apples and apricots. And if the other 64% want to try them, they'd better hurry, as the company has announced they'll no longer be producing the fruit, nut, and sugar-based confections after next month, as sales have fallen too hard to recover during the pandemic. 

The easiest question on the Easy Quiz was about Nancy Wilson and which band she was associated with, along with her sister Ann. 91% of quiztakers recognized her as the guitarist and sometimes-vocalist for the band Heart, famous for grungy riffs like in the song "Barracuda".and her more melodic vocals on "These Dreams". 

If you missed out on the Quiz, you can catch up right here. Congratulations to the winners, and we'll be doing it all again this week.

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Top Comments

Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week

Funny:
King Something explained why no soap company wants to be associated with Biscuit Tin's idea for the oil-covered pennies a man's ex-boss paid him with
Dead for Tax Reasons thought a man who was arrested for abusing girls at a boarding school looked familiar
ditka80 had one question when a cache of fireworks caused a house to explode
Farkenhostile thought everyone was wrong about the pile of oily pennies left in a man's driveway
arrogantbastich was rather offended by a slideshow featuring shirts for big boobs
Circusdog320 showed us why someone who was traveling the country to complete her bucket list refused to wear a mask in a bank
snowybunting recognized a sorority that was suspended after being accused of hazing
HighlanderRPI had a suggestion for Wells Fargo and Chase Bank customers who were waiting for their stimulus money
vudukungfu had one thing to say about a Glock 19 that was painted to look like a Nerf gun
WhippingBoi warned us about a troubling side effect of the COVID-19 vaccine

Bonus FarkStaff Pick:
libranoelrose shamelessly revealed Katy kitty's deadly secret ninja move (GIF goodness included)

Smart:
Alphax shared a story about a woman who tried to police an accessible parking space for the worst reason
chewd had a suggestion for how a particularly dangerous type of criminal should be penalized
roostercube can apparently end up getting yelled at for parking anywhere at all
wademh gave one of many reasons why a parent might be at a gas station with their 1-year-old at night (the comments being referenced are from the news site)
Pocket Ninja began to explain how a functioning alcoholic can drink daily amounts that would keep most people from functioning at all
fragMasterFlash brought up the costs associated with a particular method of paying a worker
vicejay remembered Farker Mudbuggy a year after his death
Dryad recalled an interview with a grieving mom's quest to draft legislation to keep other kids from being taken by strangers
WilderKWight revealed the secret behind Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle brand, Goop (Note: I have no idea if this is accurate)

CSB Sunday Morning: Your most unusual pet
Smart: Rene ala Carte had a great story about a parakeet who loved the New York Times
Funny: MorningBreath's fish is way too smart

CSB [Cool Story, Bro] Sunday Morning is a thread for Farkers to share true stories from their own lives based on a weekly topic. If you have a topic idea for a CSB Sunday Morning thread, please contact Farkback ahead of time, or just submit it on Saturday afternoon/evening. Please note: While submitted CSB Sunday Morning threads have a high likelihood of being greenlit, there is no guarantee they will be.

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Smart: Murflette shared how vital the stimulus payments are and what they mean to many Americans
Funny: fly_gal showed off an impressive hair styling tool
Smart: generalDisdain shared news about achieving a new rank
Funny: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat gave advice on talking your spouse into getting a vasectomy
Smart: Cafe Threads completed the sentence, "Best comic strip that's not The Far Side or Calvin and Hobbes is ______"
Funny: wearsmanyhats made everyone feel welcome

Politics Funny:
HighOnCraic figured out why Trump didn't receive a summons and complaint sent to him at Mar-a-Lago after "Ricky" signed for the package
Kat09tails figured out who submitted a headline claiming that, because the Bidens have dogs, Republicans now hate dogs
Mr. Coffee Nerves flawlessly deciphered a secret message from President Trump
Rapmaster2000's parents learned to accept who their child really is
Jack Sabbath argued that Trump is not shrinking away into obscurity

Politics Smart:
arrogantbastich explained why the pandemic experts failed
Jack Sabbath pointed out that Marjorie Taylor Greene knew what she was talking about
stan unusual had a good plan for how to handle questions about the rights of transgender people
log_jammin discussed the plight of white farmers
markie_farkie had an idea for some new legislation


Top Contest Entries

Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down

Photoshops:
Yammering_Splat_Vector showed that the stereotype of sweating like a tart in church has been greatly exaggerated
Terrapin Bound discovered how much bovine craftsmanship has improved since 1982 ^{[citation needed]}
kabloink conclusively proved that Earth is indeed flat
RedZoneTuba put Leo and Keanu together in a suspenseful scene
Driver found out what happens when you have a typo in your bar supplies order
I_Am_Weasel caught Poseidon playing with his bath toys
Thrakkorzog realized a bunny with a pancake on its head isn't enough anymore when you have no idea what someone's talking about
zeon witnessed a senseless act of bird-on-canine violence
RedZoneTuba turned this into that kind of party
clovercat showed us that what goes up must come down

Captions:
From Caption this presidential cat (this is a 1994 photo of Socks, the Clintons' cat):
RedZoneTuba figured that Socks never left the White House
Keyser_Soze_Death revealed Socks' confusion when looking at the audience

Fartist Friday:
Fartist Friday took the weekend off, but it'll be back this week. 

This week's Fartist Friday theme, brought to you by E-brake: It's a F'artiste homage to Spring! Flowers in bloom as we say goodbye to winter gloom. Let's honor the season by creating some art that shows what Spring means to you - write a poem, take a photo, draw a drawing, P a PShop, use any medium you choose. 

Farktography: Toy story
This one ended in a tie with MorningBreath's rainbow brick road and SoupGuru's wee Chevy


Fark Weird News Quiz (brought to you by ox45tallboy)

Another fun time on the Quiz this week, but the 1000 club stays as empty as my new InstaPot. On the Quiz itself, bud jones came out on top with 982, followed by MrCynical in second with 931 and Hoopy Frood in third with  919. dionysusaur made fourth with 896, and Denjiro finishes out the top five with 860.

The hardest question on the Hard Quiz was about which 80s comedy never became a network TV show. 36% of quiztakers didn't remember Charlie Schlatter taking a chainsaw to a cardboard cutout of Matthew Broderick in the premier of  NBC's "Ferris Bueller" back in 1990 - even though it also starred Jennifer Aniston as his sister. It was cancelled after 13 episodes. 32% of quiztakers didn't remember "Fast Times" on CBS in 1986, probably because even though it had Claudia Wells (the original Jennifer in "Back to the Future"), Vincent Schiavelli, and Moon Unit Zappa, it's safe to say that Dean Cameron (Chainsaw in "Summer School") was no Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli, and no way were the censors letting anything good on the show. The network pulled the plug after only 7 episodes. Which leaves only 32 % that correctly guessed that the networks realized a "Major League" series would have no chance without Charlie Sheen and so never greenlit one. 

The easiest question on the Hard Quiz was about the world's first rock-and-roll song, recorded 70 years ago in March 1951. 77% of quiztakers knew that Ike Turner (yes, *that* Ike Turner, although it was recorded as "Jackie Brenston and his Delta Cats") had written the song about the new model of Oldsmobile - the "Rocket 88", which had a 303 (5.0L) V8 producing a whopping 135 horsepower. Quite fittingly for the car the first rock-and-roll song was about, the Olds Rocket 88 widely considered to be the first American muscle car.  

The hardest question on the Easy Quiz was about those wacky Pop-Tart engineers and what they've been up to since they ceased being drug tested. Only 42% of quiztakers remembered that Oreos are a Nabisco product and Pop-Tarts are made by Kellogg's, so the correct answer was the Kellogg's cereal Froot Loops. Which, based on the article, are really every bit as bad as you think they would be. There *is* a "Cookies & Creme" flavor Pop-Tart that many people compare favorably to an Oreo, but it's not officially licensed and doesn't bear the name. Besides, everyone knows Brown Sugar & Cinnamon lightly toasted and smeared with cheap tub margarine are the greatest ever Pop-Tart experience. 

The easiest question on the Easy Quiz was surprisingly about an upcoming series from HBO based on a graphic novel. 92% of quiztakers knew that "Slam!" was a story about women in the sport of roller derby. The unique thing about the series is that it's going to be done with both CGI and old-school rotoscope animation, where animation cels are drawn from footage of real actors acting out the scenes. When it's done well, you get 1981's "Heavy Metal". When it's done not-so-well, you get 1979's "Lord of the Rings". Let's hope for the former.

If you missed out on the Quiz last week, you can catch up on it here. Congratulations to the winners, and we'll do it all again this week.

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Hey everyone, hope your week has been well.

Word has it we Americans are all getting giant piles of free government cash in the next few days.  If you're so inclined, picking up a BareFark or TotalFark subscription wouldn't be a bad idea - thanks to the support of the Fark community last year, we managed to muddle our way through 2020 during one of the worst ad markets I've ever seen.  Speaking of which, we've got some changes coming to how Farks2Give work thanks to input from the focus group who responded to a message I wrote for a NotNewsletter last month.  More on that soon - after we get that sorted, it's Swear Jar time.  Would you like to know about these things in advance?  Sign up for TotalFark where you can get a heads up on changes, and even have direct input on them.

The Fark News Livestream returns tonight 5 p.m.  Schedules have been kind of weird lately, but it looks like starting next week we might even stream on Mondays for a couple weeks.  More when we know it.
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Top Comments

Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week

Funny:
Elandriel reacted to the $27 million settlement in George Floyd's family's civil suit against Minneapolis
NikolaiFarkoff defended Hertz after a man was wrongfully convicted of murder when they couldn't find his receipt
Marbleisheavy had an idea to help Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes delay her trial
Algebrat told us why you shouldn't piss off an Australian bee
SurfaceTension pointed out one of the many acts of charity carried out by the Fark community
Naido figured out why an announcer blamed his racist comments while streaming a high school basketball game on low blood sugar
Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist helpfully illustrated one of Markoff_Cheney's comments
optikeye let us know what really stains all the exposed surfaces in your home
skinink shared one of the photos a woman allegedly altered of her cheerleader daughter's rival
MrBallou discovered the problem with paint matching

Smart:
capn' fun described what it would mean to be told to start working in the office again instead of from home
AdmirableSnackbar had a question after a $27 million settlement for George Floyd's family was approved
FlashHarry found something probably all Farkers can agree with
neongoats shared a theory on why some people - not just those who don't trust their employees - are eager for everyone to be back in the office
SurfaceTension pointed out one of the many acts of charity carried out by the Fark community
Close2TheEdge shared another reason to find bitcoin miners annoying
HugeMistake listed some of the kids who are probably better off with remote learning

CSB Sunday Morning: Your first computer
Smart: X-Geek benefitted from Dad working for IBM
Funny: narlic saved a computer from ending up at a Flesh Fair

CSB [Cool Story, Bro] Sunday Morning is a thread for Farkers to share true stories from their own lives based on a weekly topic. If you have a topic idea for a CSB Sunday Morning thread, please contact Farkback ahead of time, or just submit it on Saturday afternoon/evening. Please note: While submitted CSB Sunday Morning threads have a high likelihood of being greenlit, there is no guarantee they will be.

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Funny: meg12279 had to have an awkward talk with the kid
Smart: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat wasn't getting ready to throw out masks just yet
Smart: NM Volunteer had plans for the mask collection
Funny: CommieTaoist made a bread label talk funny
Funny: ytterbium works for someone who's very thorough and judgmental

Politics Funny:
MrBallou hinted at why President Biden isn't facing the same level of outrage that Obama did
arrogantbastich had a philosophical question about Milo Yiannopoulos' supposed ex-gay status
Pinnacle Point realized it would be a black Friday since Biden wasn't signing the stimulus bill that day
mofa stood up for sex
BitwiseShift made a big assumption

Politics Smart:
jayhawk88 made a prediction about what will happen if Roe v. Wade is overturned
Astorix discussed Ronald Reagan's legacy
AirForceVet gave an abortion clinic volunteer's point of view of what it would mean to outlaw abortion
Jack Sabbath thought about what will happen when conservatives realize they treated Obama worse than they're treating Biden
puffy999 pointed out the hypocrisy of Senator Rick Scott asking states and cities to reject money from the American Rescue Act - here is more information about the settlement with Rick Scott's former company


Top Contest Entries

Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down

Photoshops:
Alligator's grimace will go on
HighOnCraic revealed a conspiracy
bugdozer covered the important bits
Yammering_Splat_Vector took a look under the sea
HighOnCraic played Clue with a sinking ship
I_Am_Weasel had priorities in check
proton shared photographic evidence of the afterlife
Circusdog320 found out what it's like when the sights are seeing you
RedZoneTuba caught a captain playing hide-and-seek
Nick Nostril designed probably the best shirt ever

Fartist Friday: Pi in the sky
libranoelrose will never be your pizza burnin'

This week's Fartist Friday theme, brought to you by E-brake: Fartist Friday is taking the weekend off and will be back Fartisting up the joint next week

Farktography: Everyday objects
beerrun helped us see by the dawnser lee light


Fark Weird News Quiz (brought to you by ox45tallboy)

Another fun time on the Quiz this week, although no one made the 100 club, so I guess I'll have to finish off this hard seltzer by myself. On the Quiz itself, Oak came out on top with 952, followed by FrancoFile in second with 950 and wearsmanyhats in third with 933. EJ25T made fourth with 923, and jvl finished in the top five with 908.

The hardest question on the Hard Quiz was about "McElligot's Pool". Only 43% of quiztakers knew that this was one of the six books the Dr. Seuss Foundation decided to withdraw from future publication. Personally, I think this demonstrates how little these lesser-known books will be missed - most folks wouldn't recognize the titles anyhow. 

The easiest question on the Hard Quiz was about which Star Trek: The Original Series alumnus actually landed in France during the D-Day invasion. 81% of quiztakers knew that James Doohan, who portrayed Scotty, was a Lieutenant in the Royal Canadian Artillery who saw combat landing on Juno Beach on D-Day, receiving wounds including the amputation of his right middle finger. Leonard Nimoy served as a Sergeant in the Army Special Services, working as a writer and emcee for entertainment shows for the soldiers.Deforest Kelley served in the First Motion Picture Unit of the US Army, which dealt with educational and training films for servicemen. 

The hardest question on the Easy Quiz was about which rapper ragequit his NFL Madden '21 livestream and then wandered off for a good seven hours or so before noticing it was still running. Only 51% of quiztakers knew that this was completely in character for Snoop Dogg, as he likely went to calm down the way that you can't calm down on Twitch and just forgot about it. In his defense, the latest player system requires significant financial investment to field a competitive team, and I'd rather go calm myself down than deal with EA's pay-for-play systems, too. 

The easiest question on the Easy Quiz was about how the Boy Scouts were proposing settling the sexual misconduct claims from thousands of former Scouts. 88% of people knew that in addition to "The Saturday Evening Post", Norman Rockwell painted many covers for the official Boy Scouts magazine "Boy's Life", and the institution still possesses the original artwork. While this sale would likely raise tens of millions of dollars, that amount would filter down to very little considering the ridiculously large large number of cases it is expected to help settle.

If you missed out on the Quiz, you can catch up on the Fark Weird News Quiz right here. Congratulations to the winners, and we'll be doing it all again this week.

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Hey everyone, hope your week has been going well.

Something pretty cool has been happening lately that I wanted to share with you.  I've been seeing login names reappearing on Fark that I haven't seen in some cases for years. I'm not sure what the cause is, but I have a clue: at least one person mentioned the big shift in news cycle as of late.  And as luck would have it, there's a great Axios article on it today: America is learning to rebalance its news diet post-Trump. Which I totally understand.  Most of the past four years it felt like the news cycle was relentless.  But whatever it is, welcome back, everyone!  I have a favor to ask you: If you know other expats on other platforms, especially folks that just want to know what's in the news without all the other baggage that comes along with social media, tell them to come on home.

The next Fark News Livestream will be 7 p.m. tomorrow (Thursday), you can catch yesterday's stream at Twitch.  We're going to try to do another movie night Friday, so stay tuned for that one.
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Top Comments

Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week

Funny:
born_yesterday was not intimidated by uptight teachers complaining about girls' clothing
fragMasterFlash worried about Icelandic volcano Sundhnjúkagígaröð í Þráinsskjaldarhrauni erupting
foo monkey sympathized with the "Russian Popeye" MMA fighter who injected petroleum jelly into his arms
skyotter came around on a site that points to your mouse pointer
Driver showed a tattoo that's scarily on topic in a discussion about armpit love
UberDave was familiar with the practice of schools promoting students who failed all their classes
RTOGUY had a suggestion when a British holiday park was caught discriminating against Irish people
SirDigbyChickenCaesar claimed to have a way with the ladies
abhorrent1 stated the problem when astronauts discovered nekked photos attached to their spacesuits
Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs thought of something even worse than naming a volcano Sundhnjúkagígaröð í Þráinsskjaldarhrauni

Smart:
RodneyToady addressed the idea that consent means knowing exactly what you want ahead of time
MillionDollarMo showed who it makes you look like when you post comments criticizing a woman's appearance
FLMountainMan gave simple advice to anyone who's unsure about consent
Alphax noticed a strange ingredient seems to have made its way into school dress codes
FightDirector discussed how the "code of chivalry" applied to women
styckx recalled another fashion trend that alarmed school administrators, and the inspiration behind it
markie_farkie shared beautiful photos and some information about the area around Sundhnjúkagígaröð í Þráinsskjaldarhrauni
log_jammin went to a school that had a hilariously stupid rule about Trapper Keepers

CSB Sunday Morning: The moment that changed your life
Smart: Otera had two major life events over two days
Funny: donotdoit's fark login also served as advice

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TotalFark Discussion:
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Funny: Beeblebrox welcomed some friends to TotalFark Discussion
Funny: Murflette noted that there's one age group with absolutely no sense of humor
Smart: withay showed us shiny metal and glass
Funny: MethySophocles responded to the idea of men of a certain height being told to sit down to tinkle
Funny: Fonty Usement discussed sounding libidinous to other TotalFark Discussion readers

Politics Funny:
whither_apophis was alarmed by a description of the vehicle Madison Cawthorn drove in college
OdradekRex came up with a defense for people who're tracked down because their phones were in the Capitol during the insurrection
eurotrader explained why every member of the family needs a gun
mrshowrules noticed the problem with providing criminal defense to certain tech pioneers
bingethinker described the "many Americans" who are concerned about recent changes to immigration policy

Politics Smart:
ShavedOrangutan thought Jen Psaki asks the right kind of question
Pocket Ninja brought up another reason for Read Across America to move on from emphasizing Dr. Seuss books
bloobeary pointed out that an image tweeted by Nazi-riddled social networking website Gab had a certain feel to it (this observation was on the nose)
JerseyTim came up with an alternative ending to a Fark headline
NewportBarGuy commented on the irony of the fact that some people without brains do an awful lot of talking


Top Contest Entries

Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down

Photoshops:
NeoMoxie shared a surprisingly negative cover of Architectural Digest
RedZoneTuba assembled a very important emergency kit
BrutonGaster needed just one more car
Yammering_Splat_Vector redecorated John Travolta's living room
samsquatch is a terrible cook
Circusdog320 got ready to board the party boat
Terrapin Bound put pigs on the wing on a ship on the ocean
RedZoneTuba demonstrated the hive mind of cars in a queue
Terrapin Bound took a dip in Roger waters
kabloink launched a rocket ship of hope
Stephen_Falken designed the very best weather vane, and I'd buy it if I could

Fartist Friday: Internet meme haiku
This one ended in a tie between iodized attic salt's philosophical musing and Destructor's case of mistaken identity

This week's Fartist Friday theme, brought to you by E-brake: Pi in the Sky: Using any medium, create an image using a sky scene with the Pi symbol, the numbers 3.14, apple pie, pizza pie, moon pie, etc. -- up in the sky! Put a Moon Pie all up in Van Gogh's Starry Night. A sky full of Pi symbol-shaped clouds. The pi's the limit!

Farktography: Your happy place
Lovesandwich's happy place just keeps rollin' along in Canada


Fark Weird News Quiz (brought to you by ox45tallboy)

Another fun time on the Quiz this week, where we learned that I can't spell the names of cheap liquor properly. On the Quiz itself, runwiz ran away with first place and a spot in the 1000 club with a score of 1010, followed by rcw00 in second with 977 and YabbaDabbaDouchebag in third with 964. the_colonel made fourth with 955, and MrCynical rounds out the top five with 940.

The hardest question on the Hard Quiz was about Edvar Munch and his most famous painting, "The Scream." Only 40% of quiztakers knew that the inscription "Can only have been painted by a madman" is on the very first version he painted (there are four) which is held in the National Gallery, located in his hometown of Kristiana - what is now Oslo, Norway. Interesting tidbit - the title he gave the work in German is "Der Schrei der Natur ," or "The Scream of Nature." Entries from his diary indicate the feeling he had that inspired the work was nature itself that was screaming - indicating the person shown in the painting is not the one making "The Scream," but instead reacting to it.

The easiest question on the Hard Quiz was over where the Black Forest Rambo was apprehended. 100% of quiztakers knew it was the Black Forest, and 97% of those knew the Black Forest could be found in Germany, or at your local Deli. I prefer Honey Smoked ham myself on a sandwich, but Black Forest is good on crackers or with a strong cheese.

The hardest question on the Easy Quiz was about which book is going out of print after this year despite 200 million copies being printed in 2016 alone. Only 49% of quiztakers knew it was the IKEA catalogue that would no longer be distributed on paper, and folks would have to purchase online or in the store and then order the missing Allen wrench from their local hardware store catalogue while cursing in Swedish and trying to figure out what that extra wood block is for. 

The easiest question on the Easy Quiz was about prospective moose identifiers. 88% of quiztakers knew that to get free lessons on Møøse Identification (very helpful in case you're in a situation where there are no friendly Canadians around), you could go to Jackson Hole Møøse Training where you could learn to identify a Møøse and then help with the great Møøse Count on Møøse Day in the state of Wyoming. Just please keep your sister safe and all that. 

If you missed out on the Quiz last week, you can catch up on the Fark Weird News Quiz here. Congratulations to the winners, and we'll be doing it all again this week.

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Hey everyone, hope your week has been going well.

I haven't seen a news cycle like this in years.  Politics has gotten so boring that MSM is having to search around for other stories, and we're starting to see a level of weird that has been missing for years.  Link submitters are crushing it lately with headlines.  I'm loving it.

Been working with the focus group off and on, it's going well.  I should be able to announce next week what we've been discussing - basically it's a framework that needs to be built before the swear jar to allow new features to be built in a similar vein.  I'll be taking this to TotalFarkers first so keep an eye out for that. Sign up for TotalFark to join the discussion!

On the Fark Livestream front, Dallan's been bogged down with Real Job stuff, but we're going to stream possibly later today and hopefully tomorrow as well.  Keep an eye on the schedule, we'll try to keep it updated.
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Top Comments

Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week

Funny:
vygramul pointed out the villain in a video showing a truck backing off of a pole the driver had somehow gotten it stuck on
Redh8t defended Sean Connery's body of work
Asylum2020 bragged about being able to guarantee satisfaction in bed
emersonbiggins discussed a lawsuit by a woman who was fired by a prison after her tampon was detected by a body scanner
Abe Vigoda's Ghost checked in on a thread about Abe Vigoda's 100th birthday
dothemath figured out who took Lady Gaga's dogs
Spartapuss showed us the author of an article about how long sex should last
NeoCortex42 asked a question about Tiger Woods' car accident
SVC_conservative was worried about someone's "hottie" customer
Dr Jack Badofsky misread a headline about the "lactating Golden Globes"

Smart:
Diogenes took the question "What is Salesforce really selling" literally
King Something compared oil spills from transporting oil through pipelines to spills from transporting it via trains and trucks
Abe Vigoda's Ghost checked in on a thread about Abe Vigoda's 100th birthday
thehobbes put the current state of the pandemic into perspective for a some students
Don't read the headline or article for this comment. Just read skyotter's comment out of context. It's better this way.
hlehmann shared a CSB about Dad's experience after being drafted into the Luftwaffe

CSB Sunday Morning: The strangest food you've ever eaten
Smart: Unobtanium talked about eating Indian food for the first time
Funny: aRegularJoe_aRegularJob sampled the local cuisine in Afghanistan

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Funny: The Pope of Manwich Village gave advice on what to wear when meeting a new neighbor who happens to be single
Smart: Mikey1969 shared excellent news
Smart: withay made a cute and pretty thing
Smart: Shakespeare's Monkey revealed the perfect time to introduce yourself to a new neighbor
Funny: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat knew of a Facebook page that rivals one wondering when it's acceptable to use a racial slur

Politics Funny:
I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise was surprised by the diversity of the Oath Keepers
kkinnison showed how the dog Ted Cruz and family left behind feels about the public's reaction to Cruz running off to Cancun
puffy999 explained why West Virginia was doing such a good job of getting people vaccinated
mrshowrules proved that the snow in Texas was indeed fake
stoli n coke reacted to a strange video Donald Trump Jr. put out attacking teachers

Politics Smart:
markie_farkie discussed what New York is doing to aid in prosecuting Trump
tjsands1118 looked at a common perception of "minimum wage"
grchunt listed some reasons to allow access to government assistance programs to noncitizens
MattytheMouse thought that Ted Cruz giving water to Texans looked like a somewhat familiar act
propasaurus rephrased the part of Ted Cruz's CPAC speech where he talked about Black Lives Matter


Top Contest Entries

Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down

Photoshops:
bugdozer brought "The Far Side" to life
Alligator showed a groom who didn't appear to think it was a nice day to start again
Nick Nostril gave a hint as to why this couple shall be wed
Yammering_Splat_Vector found this man reading hyperlocal news
Terrapin Bound really ruined these trumpets
RedZoneTuba found out this couple was having yet another fight
GoodDoctorB caught a droid that was feeling horn-y
Yammering_Splat_Vector shared a photo of a young Bernie Sanders and his bride
samsquatch took taxidermy to a whole new level
Alligator showed what happens every time a boat owner sees a bigger boat
Herb Utsmelz proved that some people just don't learn from their mistakes

Fartist Friday: Design your own Dream Mars Rover or Mars Gadget
Destructor used graph paper and a pencil to become the constructor of a destructor

This week's Fartist Friday theme, brought to you by E-brake: Ermahgerd it's a herku! Write an ode to an internet meme in the form of a haiku. A tribute to Leeeroy Jenkins, an homage to Grumpy Cat, a ditty about Doge.

Farktography: Black and White 5
CiliarySpasm captured a dizzy moment at the fair


Fark Weird News Quiz (brought to you by ox45tallboy)

Another fun time on the Quiz this week, although I'm still at a loss for understanding the economics of mobile games. On the Quiz itself, edmo came out on top with a score of 999, followed by yayamon in second with 943 and Denjiro in third with 941. Crooked Ref made fourth with 912, and Civchic made fifth with 901.

The hardest question on last week's Hard Quiz was about which former Trump Property was demolished in Atlantic City last week. Only 41% of quiztakers knew that it was the former Trump Plaza which met its fate. The Trump Taj Mahal now operates as the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, and Trump 29 is now once again the Spotlight 29 after the branding deal with the Twenty-Nine Palms Band of Mission Indians expired and was not renewed. 

The easiest question on last week's Hard Quiz was over the explorer Howard Carter and where he was on February 16, 1923. 87% of quiztakers knew that he discovered the tomb of "boy king" Tutankhamun, a remarkable find because it appeared to have not been disturbed since it was first sealed nearly 2,000 years before. However, it would be another 63 years before LA pop group The Bangles were able to truly monetize the discovery with their synth-pop hit "Walk Like an Egyptian." 

The hardest question on last week's Easy Quiz was about which band wrote and performed the song "Boss of Me" used as the opening credits for the 90s sitcom "Malcolm in the Middle." Only 58% of quiztakers knew that it was They Might Be Giants who won a Grammy for the song. The band also performed the theme from "The Oblongs", "Brave New World", and "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart." 

The easiest question on last week's Easy Quiz was also about TV theme music - specifically the song "The Fishin' Hole." 88% of quiztakers knew this was the theme of "The Andy Griffith Show." Earle Hagen, who composed and performed the song (as well as other music in the show) was rather prolific - he also composed themes for shows ranging from "The Dick Van Dyke Show" to "That Girl!" and "The Mod Squad", and even "Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer."

If you missed out on last week's Quiz, you can catch up on the Fark Weird News Quiz right here. Congratulations once again to the winners, and we'll do it all again this week.

... but we can't keep an airplane from dropping parts on Colorado.

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Hey everyone, hope your week has been going well.

Things are starting to thaw out around here.  Here in Kentucky we just went nearly six weeks with temperatures barely cracking the 40s.  That all changes this week though, today is day two of a 60-degree melt-off.  And it's sunny.  I think I'm going to move my workstation outside for the foreseeable future.

A quick update - last week I asked if anyone was interested in joining a focus group for a thing we're building.  Thanks to everyone who responded, we've got our group.  Things are taking a little longer on our end because a couple brainstorming sessions made it clear that we needed to broaden the scope of what we were attempting, so I'm back at the drawing board.  More on all this soon.

This week on the Fark News Livestream - we might do one tonight at 7 p.m., depends on if the news cycle cooperates.  It's been refreshingly full of silly junk lately, but the frequency is down quite a bit.  So it'll be a game time decision, we may kick it to tomorrow.  Same thing happened on Monday and Tuesday, too little material for Monday but plenty for Tuesday.  Speaking of which, yesterday's episode took a dark and hilarious turn - some folks may want to watch one of the segments with their eyes closed. You'll know which one.  Looks like we can do a Friday movie night as well. Last week's Italian "Conan" ripoff was surprisingly watchable.

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Top Comments

Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week

Funny:
gopher321 recognized the large ring that fell off a plane and landed right in front of a house
Cheron explained why people in Baton Rouge drove around barricades to cross an icy bridge
AdmirableSnackbar figured out why the insulation was burning off some power lines
Herr Morgenstern thought the decor was weirder than the lack of a baby boom
Xcott noted that there's a spokesperson on the site
Ivo Shandor explained why an article about "'plot holes' that the movies actually explained, but the audience didn't notice" had some repeated items
Ivo Shandor described the trouble a United Airlines flight ran into
JerseyTim had a plan all worked out for watching the four-hour Snyder cut of "Justice League"
Bootleg figured out a seeming inconsistency in an article about an alleged carjacker who was shot by a carjacking victim
emersonbiggins defended drivers in Louisiana who crossed an iced-over bridge after going around barricades
Professor Science tried to work out how a large piece of debris fell from a plane and landed the way it did

Smart:
Ishkur argued that there's an entire culture set up to allow followers to live in a bubble
pxlboy gave one reason why it's not a good idea to attribute someone's bad behavior to mental illness
Karma Chameleon had a complaint about the Perseverance rover landing on Mars
bingethinker spoke words of truth to people who refer to face masks as "face diapers"
freidog put the success of the Perseverance mission into perspective
vudukungfu noted how times have changed since an accidental transmission of the word "HATEFULNESS" triggered the emergency alert system in 1971
Sergeant Angle shared important background information about an icy bridge people went around barriers to drive over
AliceBToklasLives had a theory about what makes people hate certain bands

CSB Sunday Morning: That one roommate you'll never forget
Smart: luddite v2.0 had bad luck with roommates until having very good luck with one
Funny: Salted Metal Honey remembers the roommate's cousin more than the actual roommate

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Smart: Murflette had good news if you're looking for a particular kind of flashlight
Funny: Louisiana_Sitar_Club helpfully showed that MissFeasance's injured finger wasn't feeling so bad
Funny: ytterbium found a lot of potential helpers after a heavy snow
Funny: discgolfguru told someone who was upset about a lost pencil how to keep from letting the pandemic get to you
Smart: meat0918 advised a Farker with a choice between a chiropractic adjustment or a massage
Funny: Beeblebrox knew exactly what you should do if you find out your husband has been cheating on you

Politics Funny:
I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That considered how Rush Limbaugh's death could change things
EdwardTellerhands had plans now that Limbaugh has passed
Officer Barrelroll explained why Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez raised money to help people in Texas
clodcomplex updated a book from 1996
Moderator commented on the news that Texas turned blue
Dahnkster shared a tweet from Senator Amy Klobuchar

Politics Smart:
FlashHarry was glad for a couple of things Rush Limbaugh lived to see
NeoCortex42 remembered the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner
Chariset pointed out a little snag for the new Trump-loving Patriot Party of Wisconsin
Hoban Washburne defended the Bidens' elderly dog, Champ (unbelievably, this needed to be done)
Noticeably F.A.T. figured out the perfect example of the phrase "stupid is as stupid does"


Top Contest Entries

Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down

Photoshops:
bugdozer reminded us about the most important time of the day
Yammering_Splat_Vector found the lesser-known brother of the father of the hydrogen bomb
opalakea put up a sign that either warns about rude behavior or encourages it
cowgirl toffee knew where this guy bought his fancy chair
Octafrye found your mom's salad
samsquatch checked this battery for a charge
Yammering_Splat_Vector discovered the real reason they're called cephalopods
RedZoneTuba put on an ice show
samsquatch was cruisin' for a bruisin'
bugdozer taught us all about the self-assured sparrow
cowgirl toffee gave this bird the appropriate clothing

Fartist Friday: Show & Tell Volume 6
N8ball designed and constructed a disco ball to outshine them all

This week's Fartist Friday theme, brought to you by E-brake: This week it's a F'Artiste tribute to Mars and its rovers. Design your own Dream Mars Rover or Gadget using any medium. A Mars rover with a 3D printer AND an Easy-Bake oven? A Mars drone that sprints samples back to Earth AND shoots fireworks out its butt? The sky's the limit!

Farktography: Hoofin' it
beerrun found the guardian of the tower

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Winter weather is really farking with a lot of the U.S. right now. If you're in an area experiencing some of the worst of it, please feel free to stop by the Fark NotNewsletter thread to check in if you're able to, and also to offer assistance if you might be in a position to help your fellow Farkers. Fark has a great community and we love you all and hope you're safe. 

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Hey everyone, hope your week is going well.

This time last week, Kentucky was about to get slammed by an ice storm. We have them every few years and sometimes lose power for up to a week. Luckily we only got .25 inches of ice, which was enough to lose some power lines but not most.  Then this week, Kentucky got hit by another bad storm, with a third on deck to start later tonight or tomorrow.  So far we've avoided losing power, but meanwhile in Texas, things look pretty rough.  Here's hoping temperatures bounce back soon.

On a related note, Dallan did lose power at his house and I haven't heard from him in a bit.  If he pops up, we'll try to do a Fark Livestream sometime around 5 p.m., if he doesn't, we'll have to push 'til tomorrow.  Also a Friday Fark Movie night is unlikely, I have a trip I can't avoid making that involves being in a car for awhile, possibly in the middle of a winter storm.  However, if things work out it might be possible to do one late.  Keep an eye out for a link on Fark, and we try to keep the schedule updated on our Twitch channel (sometimes the update doesn't go through).

As luck would have it, Dallan just popped up.  5:30 p.m. Eastern on Twitch, see you all there!

For TotalFarkers - I've got another thing I want to run by you, but I need a smaller focus group for this one because it's a little complex.  We probably should do it over email.  If you're one of those people who has hundreds of ideas and wants in on this, drop me an email (drew at Fark) and I'll convene everyone on Friday.  I'll pop the results up on TotalFark once the idea is more coherent.  Want to join the convo but don't have TotalFark?  You can fix that today!

That's all for this week, see you next week!

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Top Comments

Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week

Funny:
moos wondered about a woman's 22-hour emergency room visit after spraying glue in her hair
vygramul made an iceberg photo a little easier to make out
toraque commented on a young "Jeopardy!" champion's death
sithon defended sleeping with your wife's adult daughter
RogueWallEnthusiast explained why a woman who sprayed Gorilla Glue on her hair needn't wear a wig
Riche had to brag a little
HighlanderRPI summed up what two sanitation workers did to save a child from a kidnapper
Autoerotic Defenestration had a thoughtful suggestion for warming up without electricity
Archie Goodwin asked a terrible question about chainsaws being used in childbirth
bughunter knew what a lawyer accidentally using a Zoom kitten filter for a court appearance should say

Smart:
dammit just give me a login had a few words that have made it difficult for some people to get jobs lately
Terminal Accessory shared a story about a friend whose ex-boyfriend put a tracker on her vehicle
Rapmaster2000 considered why many people prefer to believe COVID-19 was created in a laboratory
Sgygus shared a phrase that would keep you from getting a second interview with most potential employers
Excelsior answered the "why doesn't she just shave it off?" inquiries
Weatherkiss discussed the popular Wendy's Twitter account
Pocket Ninja dared wearers of the "upside-down bikini" to work harder at it
fallingcow explained why these whippersnappers need to knock it off with their viral challenges for the TikToks

CSB Sunday Morning: Your most memorable Valentine's Day
Smart: Adolf Oliver Nipples told us about a very sad and awful Valentine's Day
Funny: Salmon had a double date cut short

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Smart: Combustion wouldn't put up with anti-catters
Smart: fly_gal shared a home decorating update
Smart: eyeq360 had Lunar New Year art to share
Funny: JerseyTim was very upset about a photo someone posted

Politics Funny:
BizarreMan knew what will happen to a man sentenced to a year and a day in prison in a case linked to Rudy Giuliani
GardenWeasel told OldRod the salary of a man who allegedly had an affair with Marjorie Taylor Greene
whither_apophis found the next President of the United States of America
RodneyToady wished for something even more than Bugs Bunny cutting Florida off of the U.S.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat came up with an anthem for a planned "MAGA mega-city"

Politics Smart:
mr_a had a reminder for a Michigan ammunition store that refuses to do business with Biden voters
capn' fun wanted to share some information with Israel's ambassador to the U.N.
I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise suggested a compromise with Republicans who want to abolish the Department of Education
wademh shared an experience from the evening of January 6th
weddingsinger analyzed One America News' tribute to Donald Trump's accomplishments


Top Contest Entries

Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down

Photoshops:
opalakea helped this cat escape God's wrath
bugdozer was ready to watch "Apocalypse Meow"
Alligator pulled out the "distracted boyfriend" meme
RedZoneTuba found out this girl is not in the mood for a party
RedZoneTuba angered a fashion influencer
I_Am_Weasel played around with the Force
Yammering_Splat_Vector discovered that the Wheaton look is finally catching on
I_Am_Weasel found an unusual spot for a train tunnel
Alligator appreciated modern art
samsquatch remembered the importance of keeping your eye tentacles dry

Fartist Friday: Illustrate an idiom containing "heart" or "love"
nanim reminded us that love is blind

This week's Fartist Friday theme, brought to you by E-brake: Show & Tell Volume 6: Show us a work of art you've made and Tell us the story behind it

Farktography: The bends
Elsinore photographed a lovely green danger noodle

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Fark Weird News Quiz (brought to you by ox45tallboy)

Another fun time on the Quiz this week, but most of the country is still frozen. Fortunately for me, I get to keep the hot tub in the 1000 club all to myself. On the Quiz itself, Denjiro came out on top with a score of 918, followed by bud jones in second with 916 and HighwayBill in third with 904. Pinnacle Point made fourth with 899, and runwiz and Data tied for fifth with 896.

The hardest question on the Hard Quiz was about the oldest major Japanese auto company. Only 28% of quiztakers knew that the Toyo Cork Kogyo Co., Ltd was opened in Hiroshima, Japan in 1920 to make cork products. After a bailout from local banks in 1927, the company dropped "Cork" from their name and moved into machine tooling and eventually small engines, including the Mazda-Go auto rickshaw, a name which would be used on most of their motorized products. The company's name was actually not changed until 1984

The easiest question on the Hard Quiz was about which European city's mayor wanted to move the De Wallen red-light district out of the city center. A whopping 97% of quiztakers knew that "De Wallen" was the name of the district in Amsterdam where you can have your pick of vices in a buffet-style outdoor market, much like Las Vegas but with no risk of jail time. So it seems Farkers really do know their red-light districts,

The hardest question on the Easy Quiz was over the recent resurgence of the 2004 song "The Reason" and its line "I am not a perfect person." Only 60% of quiztakers were able to identify the artist as Hoobastank. Which is understandable, I'm not sure that's a band name I would brag about being a fan of either. Seriously, though, they are a pretty good band with definitely a late 90s-early 2000s sound - they just didn't get a lot of backing from their label, probably because their name was "Hoobastank." 

The easiest question on the Easy Quiz was about which country Will Farrell has declared war on. 88% of quiztakers caught the Superb Owl spot, or have seen it played countless times on social media, and knew that it was Norway that had the biggest per capita usage of electric vehicles. Hopefully, the war rages so hard that we all become winners of cheap and reliable electric cars. 

If you missed out on last week's Quiz, you can catch up on the Fark Weird News Quiz here. Congratulations to the winners, and we'll do it all again this week.

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Hey everyone, hope your week has gone well.  Sorry for the extra day delay with the NotNewsletter, Kentucky had some hellacious ice storms yesterday and given the risk of losing power, we loaded up the entire family and took off to get outside of the damage zone. Our house is all electric so no power means no heat, no food, and no internet.  We've had power outages of a week-plus due to these ice storms before.  The additional problem is even though the storms have stopped, it's not going to be warm enough to melt anytime in the next week.  We'll see how things go.

So far the power seems to be mostly holding, so we'll be doing a livestream tonight at 5 p.m. on my Twitch channel, assuming strong wind and heavy trees don't take out Dallan's house between now and then.  We're going to try to do Fark Friday Movie Night tomorrow (Friday) as well.

Also, for TotalFarkers - got a thing for you all.  Look for it to post tomorrow afternoon.  Anyone else who wants in on that action can sign up for TotalFark and join us!
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Top Comments

Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week

Funny:
Altimus Prime honored the life of Dustin Diamond
Algebrat had good news for GameStop and AMC investors
Snapper Carr knew what the absolute best online currency is
Burn_The_Plows started to feel the heat after an incident in Pennsylvania
Timmy the Tumor was worried about Jeff Bezos
hoodiowithtudio felt like a silly goose for having such a foul team name
Abe Vigoda's Ghost learned something about Christopher Plummer and another iconic movie star
dothemath gave more information about a couple who were looking to buy an apartment
Tax Boy knew why Bezos feels able to step down as Amazon's CEO
edmo welcomed us to Fark

Bonus FarkStaff Picks:
Johnson reacted to a very colorful hallway in a home listing
Rapmaster2000 was willing to fight hedge fund managers and other people in power

Smart:
Sliding Carp and many of the rest of us learned something from a 13-year-old who saved two younger girls - check out this story if you missed it, it's a great one
Ivo Shandor explained why we shouldn't go throwing out our flu vaccines just yet
Znuh cleared up confusion over what it means to be a COVID-19 "long-hauler"
ShavedOrangutan called attention to a Rochester Police Department program that isn't looking very realistic in light of recent news
CordycepsInYourBrain figured some habits from the pandemic are worth keeping
Insult Comic Bishounen shared maps of flu-like illness in the U.S. for the end of January of this year and last year (from the CDC)
Prank Call of Cthulhu found a new favorite quotation

CSB Sunday Morning: Reunited and it feels so... good?
Smart: Lytbeir nearly missed out on getting to know a wonderful sibling
Funny: Hey Nurse! found an old roommate in the last place you'd look

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Smart: Beeblebrox gave advice to anyone who's considering buying a gun
Smart: a particular individual shared a photo of a very good tree climber
Smart: eyeq360 drew a gorgeous peacock design
Smart: meg12279 endorsed giving it time
Smart: Unikitty found another way of thinking about things
Smart: Beeblebrox's kitty wanted a hug
Funny: skyotter received the greatest gift ever
Funny: EggFool's phone was angry about the milk

Politics Funny:
Ghastly let us know how QAnon's story will end
Pinche Mateo shared words of wisdom when Marjorie Taylor Greene decided to attack The Lincoln Project
kbronsito pointed out evidence that Harriet Tubman was actually conservative
gameshowhost found out who's really to blame for the attack on the U.S. Capitol
Iamos experienced a moment of confusion

Politics Smart:
Ghastly let us know how QAnon's story will end
MattytheMouse looked at what QAnon got right before going terribly wrong
Magorn suggested a method of handling Trump appointees' unexpected loss of benefits
kudayta had advice for someone whose parent chose QAnon and Trump over family
buttercat spoke about comparing "radicals" of both major parties


Top Contest Entries

Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down

Photoshops:
bugdozer took us behind the scenes at the nuclear power plant
Herb Utsmelz caught a well-dressed pest
retrophil didn't need any help from ACME
RedZoneTuba found out that a former White House press secretary took up sailing
Circusdog320 got this tool from a pineapple under the sea
retrophil discovered that President Biden still does one thing the old fashioned way
Herb Utsmelz secretly replaced Bernie's mittens with these bread-and-coffee mittens
kabloink learned that glass does not break bricks
Octafrye set up infinite presidential viewing
wiredroach showed Biden passing gas in Trump's general direction

Captions:
From: Caption this ... spread?
Redh8t knew that this was a very brave couple
Devolving_Spud told us about the real star of the photo
RyansPrivates made a vintage advertisement

Fartist Friday: Superb Owl
kabloink drew a superb owl that's also shaped somewhat like a body part

This week's Fartist Friday theme, brought to you by E-brake: We're celebrating Love and Hearts by illustrating an idiom with "Heart" or "Love," like "Wear your heart on your sleeve" or "Lovebirds," using any medium. You can say the idiom, or for fun, let us guess it.

Farktography: 1, 2, 3
This one ended in a tie between beerrun's bickering birds and CiliarySpasm's chilly trees

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Beyond Fark

We're sad to learn of the loss of our friend and former Fark moderator Fear_and_Loathing last year after a 10-year battle with MS. We knew him as Dave, and he was a sweet guy who loved to chat and exchange stories. You can visit Fear_and_Loathing's memorial thread here.


Fark Weird News Quiz (brought to you by ox45tallboy)

Another fun time on the Quiz this week, although I'm still not quite sure how much oil is the right amount in my air fryer. On the Quiz itself, Denjiro came out on top with 955, followed by FrancoFile in second with 942 and Redh8t in third with 918, Pavia_Resistance made fourth with 904, and Yellow Beard made it into the top five with 883.

The hardest question on this week's Hard Quiz was over which state held attractions such as 200 replicas of Terracotta Army soldiers, the World's Largest Dental Pick, and the ruins of the childhood home of Truman Capote, Only 27% of quiztakers knew that as a child, Capote lived next door to future author Harper Lee in the city of Monroeville, Alabama. You can also see the Terracotta Army soldiers at Troy University in Troy, and the World's Largest Dental Pick in the city of Spanish Fort. 

The easiest question on the Hard Quiz was about which country's Parliament had voted unanimously to declare the Proud Boys a hate group. 88% of quiztakers knew that it was the home of the Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes - Canada. I think it does say something that when he decided to start this (as he calls it) "gang," he did so in the US because he knew it wasn't going to go over well there. I think the only acceptable reason to fight in Canada is someone wearing the wrong hockey jersey.

The hardest question on last week's Easy Quiz was about the new icon for the Amazon App on iOS. Only 45% of quiztakers knew that Amazon has added a strip of blue to the "arrow smile" to symbolize the ubiquitous blue tape that is always impossible to tear off. Also, a bit of trivia: The "smile arrow" actually goes from the "A" to the "Z" in "Amazon" to symbolize that they carry everything from A to Z. 

The easiest question on the Easy Quiz was about which denomination of US currency was once again on track to feature the likeness of former slave and abolitionist Harriet Tubman. 96% of quiztakers knew that she was set to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. Hopefully they won't do something else silly like make it a weird pastel color like they keep doing to the $10 note. Ms. Tubman deserves a really good looking note.

If you missed out on the Quiz last week, you can catch up on the Fark Weird News Quiz right here. Congratulations to the winners, and we'll be doing it all again this week.

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Twenty-two years later we're still here, posting quite a few more than one to three links per day.  Thanks for sticking with us - especially over the last year, which was quite the ordeal for all of us.

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Top Comments

Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week

Funny:
Jack Sabbath thought a story about a woman who went on TV with a vulgar item behind her would be about a different awkward appearance
Ker_Thwap had no interest in taking a new drug to fight COVID-19
Mike_LowELL was offended by an error message pictured in a tweet
CarnySaur shared what was said at Robinhood before they limited trading of GameStop stocks
40 degree day advised a Farker who asked a question about pleasure aids
DarnoKonrad asked a question for Robinhood
mikaloyd helped someone who was confused about what was going on with investors
NikolaiFarkoff quoted a woman who claimed to be dressing "like a Muslim" to get out of wearing a mask
JRoo was angry when a teacher tweeted that Black people "don't want to work"
PaulRB defended Armie Hammer when he lost a role "due to the cannibalism allegations"

Smart:
Martian_Astronomer was inspired by SpockYouOut to see if Robinhood was allowed to do what they done did (bonus: great how those logins work together)
quo vadimus pointed out that saying it doesn't necessarily make it so
Brosephus shared evidence that good cops exist
Nuuu saw a possibly non-dickish reason for Robinhood to take charge of some of their users' accounts
orezona figured that having a $30,000 My Little Pony collection isn't the worst thing
Dr Dreidel brought up the historical existence of malevolent investing
NewportBarGuy told us that a less effective vaccine is still nothing to sneeze at
Notabunny shared an excellent story about seeing someone else's work and saying, "Let me show you how to do a better job"
skatedrifter summed up why a lot of people decided to get in on the stock war

CSB Sunday Morning: That one time at the grocery store
Smart: ms_lara_croft turned out to have the magical combination
Funny: bikkurikun had an unfortunate misunderstanding

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Funny: JerseyTim figured out why a Farker's neighbor's car has a California license plate on the front and a Georgia one on the rear
Funny: merrillvillain was not shy about doing what needed to be done
Funny: merrillvillain hoped that buttercat's phone number is the speed of light
Smart: meat0918 told us why you can't describe orgasms without using any euphemisms
Funny: vegas_greaser pointed out something we all have in common
Bonus: CommieTaoist  doesn't have to worry about one of the horsemen this week

Politics Funny:
common sense is an oxymoron remarked on Joe Biden's snappy reply to Peter Doocy
mrshowrules told us how to create unity in America
gopher321 figured that Josh Hawley is well acquainted with someone else's footwear
Ker_Thwap expected a different answer when Peter Doocy asked Biden what he and Putin had discussed
Zulu_as_Kono shared a story about a grocery store and a flag

Politics Smart:
Ken S. discussed the changing political makeup of Arizona
SpectroBoy spoke out against going overboard with your interests
Diogenes called out Rep. Chip Roy's demand that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez apologize to Ted Cruz
Smelly Pirate Hooker did not pity the fools
Jack Sabbath accused Republicans of being hypocrites


Top Contest Entries

Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down

Photoshops:
Yammering_Splat_Vector gave Bernie a lift
noazark brought in some famous faces
proton removed an uninvited guest
i-dig found the perfect owner for this Bauhaus chair
I_Am_Weasel made a hip hop earworm
Nick Nostril designed a swimsuit
Octafrye got knotty with the bartender
RedZoneTuba showed a man who prefers women his own age
retrophil pitied the fool who doesn't have health insurance
RedZoneTuba's shirt needed to be tucked in

Fartist Friday: Show and tell: Inspirations
dothemath's photo of these young bikers was inspired by several photographers

This week's Fartist Friday theme, brought to you by E-brake: This weekend I heard there's a huge event: it's The Superb Owl. Using MS Paint or equivalent programs, create for us the most Superb-est Owl

Farktography: Backyard critters
Morchella found out how much peanut butter sandwich a woodchuck would eat

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Fark Weird News Quiz (brought to you by ox45tallboy)

Another fun time on the Fark Weird News Quiz this week, which luckily did not require a software update on most devices. On the Quiz itself, Denjiro came out on top with 954, followed by Russell_Secord in second with 935 and EJ25T in third with 933. Tax Boy snagged fourth with 920, and edmo snuck into the top five with 919.

The hardest question on last week's Hard Quiz was about the new product from Germany's Electric Brands with the name "eBussy," indicating their marketing department doesn't have access to Urban Dictionary. Only 28% of quiztakers knew that it was an electric vehicle with modular components, allowing it to transform from a three-person van to a flat-bed truck and several other options in between. Although judging from the size, I don't think the back seat is going to be associated with the Urban Dictionary definition of the name very much. 

The easiest question on last week's Hard Quiz was about where you'll be able to see the Trump Baby balloon that toured around the world for the past couple of years. 82% of quiztakers knew that it would be shown at the Museum of London, right up the road from where it first flew during a state visit to the UK by the 45th President. No word on if it still has the cell phone with the Twitter logo.

The hardest question on the Easy Quiz was about the upcoming HBO Max series "Julia" about the life and work of TV chef Julia Child. Only 51% of quiztakers knew that the name of her popular TV program was actually "The French Chef." Although Mrs. Child said she learned to cook from the book "The Joy of Cooking," she was not involved in its writing or production.

The easiest question on the Easy Quiz was about what you'll find in a thesaurus. 92% of quiztakers knew that a thesaurus was a small bipedal lizard from the Cretaceous period that knew a lot of words with the same meaning, helping make his writings more enjoyable and popular than those of his contemporaries. Unfortunately, there was a mass death event thing and they all died and all we have left now are 324 words for "giant meteor."

If you missed out on the Quiz (which many did because I forgot to cross-post it to the Main page) you can catch up on the Fark Weird News Quiz here. Congratulations to the winners, and we'll do it all again this week.

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Top Comments

Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week

Funny:
SirDigbyChickenCaesar defended a teacher who claimed to be too short to have performed the act of which she is accused
The Pope of Manwich Village considered someone else who's mourning the loss of Larry King
Winterlight knew how to honor Larry King
freakingmoron explained why Jonathan Frakes didn't move from acting to directing sooner
Officer Barrelroll figured out how a Kroger employee was able to steal so much money from his employer
khitsicker figured out why four Texans were such bad shots
Rattrap007 thought a man who kicked a deputy looked like a work of art
PainInTheASP pointed out the measures taken to keep people safe from the World War I detritus in France's Red Zone
Another Government Employee noted the one interview Larry King said he was never able to get
ManThatHurts had nothing to learn from a video on safe and courteous driving

Smart:
leviosaurus pointed out one of the reasons it's stupid to fire people for having been in adult videos
FleshMonkey had an idea of why people do that
styckx isn't a fan of bounty hunters
phenn shared a personal story about Larry King
EatenTheSun remarked that Elon Musk is a little late with the idea to dig tunnels for traffic in Miami
scottydoesntknow figured small-town values bit a fast food worker in the butt
SBinRR listed a lot of things that had to go wrong for a Kroger employee to be able to steal so much money
Super Chronic noted an activity during which you should really strive to not be weird
The Bunyip wanted all vaccinations to be administered through the same type of setup

CSB Sunday Morning: The strangest place you've ever lived
Smart: MorningBreath lived next door to Gilligan and the Skipper
Smart (runner up): bikkurikun told us about being a stranger in a strange land
Funny: Recoil Therapy and spouse discovered their house's secret history

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Funny: The Pope of Manwich Village had an idea for the upcoming Fark swear jar
Funny: Brawndo was surprised by what's hiding in the Trivial Pursuit rulebook
Smart: Ivo Shandor suggested a different way for the swear jar to function
Funny: Cafe Threads always just says no
Funny: CommieTaoist illustrated Theeng's disappointing bedtime companion (don't click if you're an arachnophobe)

Politics Funny:
COVID19 stated a fact about the attack on the U.S. Capitol
grokca asked a question about Donald Trump's proposed Patriot Party
mrshowrules gave helpful instructions for getting back on Parler
Petit_Merdeux had a different interpretation of President Joe Biden telling White House employees to be excellent to each other
Znuh recognized a Garth Brooks impersonator

Politics Smart:
swaniefrmreddeer anticipated sleeping better at night
From Philly to Boston gave a reason to make D.C. a state
bloobeary noticed an amazing coincidence
Bootleg explained why legislators might want to bring guns into the Capitol building
fragMasterFlash had job ideas for former Trump campaign workers


Top Contest Entries

Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down

Photoshops:
GoodDoctorB went nuts on lighting fixtures
GoodDoctorB figured if you pay $1 million for a watch, you should be able to play games on it
RedZoneTuba tried reverse psychology at the airport
Yammering_Splat_Vector showed us the Fark Photoshop Forum headquarters
verchad helped a protester with his sign
kabloink brought enough for everybody
Thrakkorzog hired a modern Jackson Pollock to paint the walls
Thrakkorzog showed the president meeting with a head of state
bugdozer had a very messy way of making pancakes
RedZoneTuba laid down the law
#2 reminded us to watch where we stick that thing

Fartist Friday: Questions a cat (or any pet) would like answered
edmo's cat was very hungry

This week's Fartist Friday theme, brought to you by E-brake: This week we'll talk about artists that have inspired us to create our own art, and we'll show our own art examples of that inspiration. Tell us which artists have enriched your life, have lit a fire in you to create art. And show us your own art that's been influenced by these artists that inspired you

Farktography: Teeny Tiny
This one ended in a tie between common sense is an oxymoron's chicory-loving hoverfly and Deveyn's Micronesian coral crab

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Fark Weird News Quiz (brought to you by ox45tallboy)

Unfortunately the Quiz was delayed this week so we don't have any winners yet. Be sure to check out the latest Fark Weird News Quiz and you might be in the next NotNewsletter!