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Today:
(Some Guy) [amusing] Secret government pictures of a teletubby autopsy
[Washington Post] [interesting] The latest Saudi beheading (14 so far this year!)
[Washington Post] [amusing] Headless chicked immortalized in sculpture
(Reel.com) [misc.] Reel.com has the Chicken Run trailer, and other goodies. (from the people who brought you Wallace & Grommit)
[Excite] [amusing] Japan to use GPS tracking for the elderly
[LA Times] [interesting] College allowing coed rooms
[LA Times] [sick] Couple gets long sentences for child torture
(LARP.com) [misc.] Its seems there's a Live Action Role Playing group called 'F.A.R.K.'
[BBC] [stupid] Jilted lover blows up wedding
[CapAlert] [amusing] CAP reviews What Planet Are You From
(Forbes) [interesting] CDNow burning out of cash
(Losers) [stupid] Losers.org
(Beandog) [amusing] Beandog abduction. Looks like it's supposed to be the Taco Bell dog
March 30, 2000:
[eBay] [amusing] For sale: Unopened can of whoop-ass
[eBay] [strange] For sale: Horse ass beer mug
[eBay] [silly] eBay items with the word 'ass' in them
[USA Today] [stupid] Make financial transactions through your Playstation 2
[CNN] [silly] Dutch insurance company accidentally sends out porn tape to employees
[CNN] [strange] Legoland gets liquor license
[LA Times] [stupid] Road rager punches woman in front of cop
[CNN] ["news"] NBC's 'God' is dead (only worth it for the headline)
[ABC News] [strange] Do your hands show you're gay?
(Daily Breeze) [stupid] People in Torrance show their obsession for "Reeg"
[LA Times] [strange] Huge wave injures six seamen (uh huh huh uh huh huh)
(LACoroner) [strange] The LA Coroner gift shop catalog (??)
[Excite] [amusing] Angry passengers burn train over delay
[Excite] [amusing] Daylight savings time messes up people's sex lives.
[BBC] [stupid] So you're looking to get someone rubbed out... so you hire a clown?
(TheTimes) [amusing] Edinburgh Scotland opens first gay police station
[BBC] [amusing] Test to determine how humans would behave in a cramped environment in space ends in fights, sexual harassment
[Wired] [interesting] Human genome project 2/3 complete
[USA Today] [interesting] Tech companies committing fraud at high rate
[USA Today] ["news"] What Fark does isn't illegal. (Ticketmaster was suing someone because they linked to their site)
(Discovery) [interesting] Remains of a 50,000 man Persian army circa 500BC found in desert. Killed by sandstorm while eating lunch
[CNN] [interesting] Homo sapiens may not have descended from Neanderthals, they may be their own evolutionary offshoot
[CNN] [interesting] Japanese volcano could erupt at any moment
(Cat-scan) [amusing] Cat-scan. Featuring people who put their cats in scanners
(pimpwar) [amusing] Pimpwar: the game
March 29, 2000:
[LA Times] [sick] Compton cemetary shut down for doing bad things
(Daily Breeze) [sick] Hospital sends a dead baby out with its laundry
(Daily Breeze) [sad] Arrest made in newborn baby death
[LA Times] [sick] A twisted murder case gets even more twisted
[LA Times] ["news"] Supreme Court decision about nude dancing in Pennsylvania
(National Post) [amusing] 7 people complained about "Blame Canda" at the Academy Awards. (from Obscure Store)
[Excite] [amusing] Quebec prisons won't allow informational cards. (If anyone knows where we can find pictures of these cards, let us know)
[Excite] [stupid] Male Disneyland employees are now allowed to wear mustaches.
(from the wording, were females banned?)
(Soda) [amusing] Not sure how to describe this, but it's cool and you can waste hours of time playing with it
[Wired] [stupid] Company patents athsma-related gene mutation
[CNN] [amusing] Muslims and Atheists to slug it out over loudspeaker in Oslo
[CNN] [interesting] US birth rate rises in 1998, the first time in years there was no decline
(Counterpunch) [ PSYOPS personel working at CNN
[AintItCoolNews] [amusing] Darth Siskel reviews Star Wars: Episode I VHS Special Edition Widescreen version
(APBnews.com) [strange] 95-Year-Old Arrested Defending His Tree
(Gamespot) [amusing] Nintendo, Sega are suing Yahoo for selling counterfeit games
March 28, 2000:
[eBay] [amusing] Dominos pizza bags for sale (where do you suppose he got these?)
[Fox News] [interesting] Relativistic heavy ion collider to begin operations in May
(APB News) [sick] Don't become a serial killer in Pakistan, ok?
[CNN] [sad] Author of 'Joy of Sex' dies
[Excite] [amusing] Bart Simpson wins Icon of the 20th century
(Chicago Tribune) [sad] The problems with today's generation of teens. (another reason why you should read ObscureStore)
(MadRabbit) [misc.] Political quiz - see where you stand
(MyUndies) [amusing] Free undies to the first million people
[Washington Post] ["news"] Don't eat those ballpark hotdogs
[Fox News] [amusing] Guys dig up Tyrannasaurus skeleton and want to sell it for $25 million - archaeologists appalled
(AT&T) [silly] AT&T project; converts text to speech.(Try: 'I get all of my news from Fark!')
(2600.com) [sad] NBC thinks www.fucknbc.com is trademark infringement. Just another case of Big Business shafting the little guy.
[Excite] [interesting] Olympic torch will have an underwater trip (while burning) for the Sydney Olympics
[BBC] [interesting] Researchers have found why cold pizza & curries taste so good.
March 27, 2000:
[Excite] [amusing] The french have an 'odor police'.
[Scoop This] [amusing] Dusty's seen Erin Brokovich and Romeo Must Die, and gives his comments in this week's Litterbox
[Scoop This] [silly] In classic form, Dusty the Fat, Bitter Cat reviews the 2000 Academy Awards.
[CNN] [amusing] Monster.com CEO is the new blimp-skiing champion
(JSOnline) [interesting] Your job is bad for your health
[Fox News] [amusing] New artists - elephants
[BBC] [strange] Lame chickens prefer food with painkillers
[CNN] [interesting] NASA releases satellite movie of asteroid flyover
[Movie Juice] [amusing] MovieJuice review of High Fidelity
[CNN] [stupid] Guy who sold the guns to the Columbine killers thinks his sentence is too strict
[Salon] [amusing] Take the pimpmobile away from the pimp to hurt him the most
[LA Times] [amusing] A race where everyone is a wiener
(Line1 News) [amusing] Teen takes a ride on a kite. Ends up on a river bank with his pants around his ankles.
(Salt Institute) [misc.] Many many uses for regular salt
[Excite] [stupid] Woody Harrelson to go to trial in Ky for planting hemp
[BBC] [sad] Only one Bond expected at Q's funeral.
[ABC News] [silly] Rhode Island picks Mr Potatohead as new state mascot
[ABC News] [interesting] Judge emails out subpeonas
[Washington Post] [interesting] High tech lego
[Excite] [amusing] Drug sniffing dog retires
(Daily Breeze) [stupid] Residents mad because city replacing parking lot with grass
[LA Times] [amusing] Helicopter covering Oscars crashes, injuring 2
[LA Times] ["news"] Oscar's winners list (The Matrix got 4)
March 24, 2000:
(Leg Up Enterprises) [amusing] Keep dogs away - buy some predator pee
(Some Guy) [amusing] Read your own palm
(Friend) [amusing] The Survival Guide for Disgruntled Store Clerks
[Brunching] [amusing] Find out what your name would mean if you were a Cyborg.
[CNN] ["news"] Man who found missing Oscars given $50k and tickets to the ceremony
(TP) [silly] The Twinkies Project: scientic experiments on twinkies, including the Turing Test (via USAToday)
(nationalpost) [amusing] Tips for making your Oscar acceptance speech (very funny)
(nationalpost) [amusing] Oscar sale! Huge pre-Oscar rush on L.A. salons and plastic surgeons
(cbc.ca) [ Massive iceberg breaks away from Antarctica ice shelf.
(MovieCliches) [amusing] The Movie Cliches list (via UsaToday)
(Australian IT) [amusing] Cybersquatter changes his name to 'Oxford University' to improve his chances of keeping oxford-university.com
[CNN] [strange] Former Dallas Cowboy 'Hollywood' Henderson wins $28Mil in the Texas lottery
(Gothic) [satire] Get your own Tamagothi
[Excite] [stupid] NASA accidentally damges a $75mil satellite while testing it.
[Excite] [sick] Why you should never take your child to a daycare run by a guy.
(This isn't even remotely funny, although it is extremely stupid. You've been warned.)
[Wired] [interesting] Palestine awarded .ps top-level domain
[USA Today] [interesting] Who wants to be an online millionaire? Gameshow to offer web-enhanced content
[BBC] [Amusing] Clinton, on his trip to India, not allowed to ride the elephant.
[CNN] [strange] Doctor reports three pregnancies from infertile women who used Viagra
March 23, 2000:
(Some Guy) [amusing] The Bush Body Count website. Warning: annoying midi music
(Snopes) [interesting] The Clinton Bodycount webside debunked as urban legend
[ZDNet] [interesting] Patrick Naughton (go.com exec busted for soliciting a minor) and his naughty ways.
(Some Guy) [interesting] The Bill Clinton Body Count Website (Probably another Urban Legend, found while looking up info on Hope, Arkansas)
(NetSquirrel) [interesting] Urban Legend Combat Kit
(NEJM) [interesting] Vegetarian diet causes blindness in woman.
[CNN] [amusing] Twinkie strike spreads
[Excite] [stupid] Conservatives are annoyed that a tax cut would "encourage sexual promescuity" by making condoms less expensive
[Excite] [misc.] Dr. Demento turns 30. (the persona, not the guy...he's older than that.)
[The Onion] [satire] What do you think: Clinton vs. the NRA
[The Onion] [satire] Apartment full of Jesus stuff brings date to complete halt
[ZDNet] ["news"] Microsoft apologizes for spell-check slur
(ConceptLab) [amusing] Someone who needs a life can get a virtual one from this site
[USA Today] ["amusing"] Gay portal buys publisher, called 'the AOL-Time Warner merger of gay cyberspace'
(Some Guy) [interesting] Uncanny school-shooting map coincedence (via Robotwisdom)
[CNN] [amusing] University uses Backstreet Boys music to torture students involved in sit-in
[CNN] [interesting] Michael Jordan getting out of the sponsorship business
March 22, 2000:
[ABC News] [sad] Someone bought the Pro Bowlers Assosciation (believed to be $3mil in debt)
(Tennessean) [amusing] Tennessee residents complain about the new, ugly license plate. (from Obscure Store)
[BBC] [stupid] NASA may have known the Mars Polar Lander was going to fail before it did. (indirectly from KML)
[Excite] [stupid] Man doesn't realize his wife only has one breast 'till 20months into the marriage
[Excite] [stupid] Woman carrying 6.6lbs of heroin caught because her body piercings set off the metal detector
[BBC] [interesting] Asteroid to barely miss the Earth - this week
[BBC] [interesting] Scientists discover 13 planets in the Orion Nebula
[AintItCoolNews] [amusing] Robin Williams will sing SouthPark's "Blame Canada" at the Oscars
[Washington Post] [interesting] Glock won't sign gun control deal
[CapAlert] [amusing] CAP reviews Mission to Mars, cries foul at the thought of Mars having spawned Earth's life, because he believes God did it in seven days
(Some Guy) [amusing] The AntiChrist is a Vegan Website... spoofs PETA's 'Jesus was a Vegetarian' Website
(Didn't Cardinal Biffi say the antichrist was a millionare vegitarian?)
[CNN] [strange] Italian politicians unveil plan to allow nudity on Italy's beaches in an attempt to boost tourism
(Urban75) [amusing] Galery of useless net games (via USAToday)
[Yahoo] [sad] Navy sonar tests driving whales to suicide? (via RobotWisdom)
[CNN] [misc.] Tom Green receiving treatment for testicular cancer
[CNN] ["news"] Truck driver charged in Oscar theft
[CNN] [interesting] US to probe OPEC for anti-trust violations
(Fractal Cow) [strange] Bert is Evil (origin of the Bert and Hitler pic) (repeat)
(Some Guy) [silly] The Dark Side of PEZ.
[CNN] [sad] Man uses dental floss to cut through prison bars.
[AintItCoolNews] [interesting] Early review of the movie Gladiator
[Excite] [amusing] "Blame Canada" to be sung as a medley at the Oscars, so they can avoid the objectionable parts.
March 21, 2000:
[LA Times] [stupid] 12-yr old boy dies from sniffing air freshener
[LA Times] [strange] Man tries to cut off his own arm to escape his wrecked van
(KYKernel) [amusing] PETA says the public is against eCampus.com's 'cruel' advertising
(KYKernel) [amusing] Here's what the public really thinks about the ad
[CNN] [stupid] NHL Dallas Stars player Ed Belfour reportedly offered police $1 billion to not take him to jail
[CNN] [silly] Twinkie shortage looms
[USA Today] [amusing] Pilot orders pizza for his passengers on delayed flight
[Excite] [strange] Should McDonalds serve sushi?
[Scoop This] [silly] WrestleTales 5 : The AD&D Adventure.
[Excite] [stupid] Prince Philip ruins cheese production.
[CNN] [amusing] Sports Illustrated columnist's NCAA 'expert bracket' has had all his final four picks eliminated
[Excite] [strange] Blind man judges beauty pageants.
(Some Guy) [amusing] Make your own Urban Legend generator (via USAToday)
[ZDNet] [amusing] Report: 51 major net companies will run out of cash this year (via RobotWisdom)
[Herald-Leader] [stupid] Corbin, Ky teen steals school bus, leads police on chase
[CNN] [amusing] Overweight Phillippine police ordered to climb Mt. Pinatubo
(TheTimes) [interesting] Mythic monsters might have been created in ancient times to explain dinosaur and other fossils
(Some Guy) [amusing] Another odd picture
(Netscape) [amusing] Woman mourns father with cellphone
[AintItCoolNews] [interesting] Samuel L. Jackson to play Shaft in remake
March 20, 2000:
(RPG Planet) [interesting] A rather interesting letter on why TSR was bought by WotC
[CNN] [interesting] Oil prices drop to a three week low
(Slashdot.org) [survey] The most important thing in life is...
(NYPost) [amusing] More on Alex dissing 'Millionare'
[Excite] [amusing] Alex Trebek disses "Who Wants to be a Millionare"
[Excite] [stupid] Just what we needed from VH1 -- a 'Monkees' movie.
[Excite] [strange] Explorers isolated by Iridium phone collapse.
(NYTimes) [silly] Article on the 'Naked Dorm' at Wesleyan College
[Wired] [strange] New Amiga computer to be released
[CNN] [strange] Turkey struggles with national epidemic: primate smuggling
[CNN] [amusing] Salvage man finds 55 of the missing Oscars in trash bin
(LucasArts) [misc.] LucasArts, Verant (of EverQuest fame) to create massive multiplayer game
(CBC.ca) [ The first climb up Mt Everest to be broadcast live.
[C|Net] [stupid] Microsoft indirectly in trouble again: its lobbyists incorrectly reporting who attended a $2400/plate dinner

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