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Today:
[LA Times] [silly] A loose nut in front of the keyboard
(Oregonian) [stupid] Reynolds isn't mailing out free cigarette samples anymore
(Daily Breeze) [silly] Loot collected due to metal detector at the court house includes a catalytic converter
[LA Times] [interesting] Why they won't televise the SLA case on TV according to some writer
[LA Times] [amusing] Piece of advice: don't arrest federal agents on stakeouts
[AintItCoolNews] [interesting] 3 possible future Star Trek series ideas
[Washington Post] [stupid] Pregnant woman goes to jail for overdue books
(manchesteronline) [strange] Holy Cow! - Image of Christ seen in steak pudding...
(InteliHealth) [interesting] Taller Men Are More Successful In Mating Game
(apb news) [stupid] State employee's office computer kiddie porn collection so large it crashed his computer system
[CNN] [interesting] Today is the 10th aniversary of The Simpsons
(Record Store) [amusing] Get your own Wu-Tang Name
(Irish Times) [amusing] Artist wants to get 100 people to go nude along a street in Dublin
[USA Today] [interesting] Clinton to take a whack at eliminating some of the national debt
[Excite] [strange] Businessman to pump $21 million into saving the Mir space station - to turn it into a office building and spa
(APBnews.com) [amusing] A cop recalls his first hooker
(APBnews.com) [stupid] Mothers busted in bus stop pokemon brawl
(Channel 2000) [interesting] Web Cam Site
[CNN] [strange] Man offers to sell NFC playoff ticket to any woman for $1, but he considers it a date
(APBnews.com) [interesting] Check the crime rating of the area determined by your zipcode
(Forbes) [ Gates steps down as CEO of Microsoft
[Washington Post] [strange] The Virgin of Guadelupe currently inhabitting some spilled ice cream in Houston
[Wired] [silly] CBS digitally replaced a Times Square NBC ad with its own ad on New Years Eve. NBC not pleased
[CNN] [strange] Muggers steal Ben Stein's money
[CNN] [stupid] Puff Daddy indicted on two counts of criminal possession of a handgun. His attorney is Johnnie Cochran
January 13, 2000:
[Yahoo] ["news"] US Justice Department reported favors Microsoft split (in German)
(Oregonian) [amusing] Oregon wineries want to serve wine in bigger glasses
[LA Times] [sad] Cigarette causes fire that injures man, kills many pets
(Daily Breeze) [stupid] Man arrested for lighting M-80 firecrackers _inside_ his house
[LA Times] [silly] Step one in a succesful protest: know the terrain
[LA Times] [stupid] Government contracting at its finest
[CNN] [interesting] Martin Luther King Jr to be considered for Catholic Martyrdom
[Washington Post] [stupid] On the 'what a dumbass' front -- teen pleads innocent because he was 'intoxicated by the internet'.
(Luminanet) [satire] A matrix parody site.
(VillageVoice) [interesting] Real life Robot Wars
(The Register) [interesting] Contest: win an Intel Bunny Suit !
(some gang) [silly] How to play QuakeGL and HalfLife on a 486 SX 25
(The Register) [silly] 6 year-old monkey ranks 22nd of 6,000 top Wall Street money managers
(CBC) [interesting] Bart Simpson gets Hollywood Walk of Fame star
(KissThisGuy.com) [amusing] An archive of misheard lyrics and the embarassing moments that follow..
(VirtualCrack) [stupid] Parole officer won't let you have real crack? Here's your solution. (For our long-time readers, yes this is a repeat)
[CNN] [interesting] Scientists contemplate whether life on Earth began on Mars
[Salon] [interesting] Dating syntax unknown to silicon valley geeks
[Wired] [stupid] Bush doesn't like web parodies - lawyers salivate
[BBC] [stupid] Teletubbies to invade McDonalds
[CNN] [interesting] NASA has space droids
[Washington Post] [amusing] Wackt warning label contest winner
(Some Guy) [misc.] The 'I kiss you' wannabe from yesterday is actually a more established guy
[CapAlert] [stupid] The CapAlert guide to 'occult' symbols. Examples: The Star of David, the word Abracadabra, and the Islamic Crescent
(Slate) [interesting] Why online polls are bunk
[Wired] [interesting] Toysrus.com sued for bad holiday performance
[CNN] [misc.] Fox to show less 'reality shows' like Animals Attack
January 12, 2000:
(Some Guy) [strange] 'I Kiss You' wannabe page
(Metalab) [satire] Scientists working on mind upload
(SunCastle) [amusing] Southern astrological signs (I'm a bol weevil)
[Washington Post] [interesting] Tall guys get the girls
[Excite] [strange] Through fluid dynamics and computer simulation, scientists have found why bubbles in Guinness fall
[Fox News] [sad] SouthPark end in sight
[Excite] [amusing] Hillary Clinton to appear on Letterman Show - after 2 months of Dave pestering her
[Excite] [stupid] Wiccan teacher gets suspended for her religion
(Coming Attractions) [interesting] Wolverine's Costume from the new X-men movie
(Coming Attractions) [interesting] An interesting rumor about Stars Wars-Episode 2
[Brunching] [satire] The Last Conspiracy Theory! Explains Everything.
(APB News) [interesting] Watch police chases on the internet.
(Coming Attractions) [interesting] News about the movie Supernova.
[AintItCoolNews] [amusing] Ass kicking Futurama toys
[Excite] [amusing] Man nearly hit by frozen ball of crap ejected from an airplane
[Washington Post] [amusing] SC government won't discuss taking down confederate flag til NAACP drops boycott
January 11, 2000:
[Washington Post] [amusing] Spanish town gives up goat-toss
(Drugs) [interesting] Dictionary of street drug slang
(Contest) [misc.] Contest of the Day - win a sword
(BruceCampbell.com) [misc.] For those Bruce Campbell (Brisco County, Jr/Ash/Autolycus) fans, it seems his new show premeires next week.
(Free!) [stupid] More proof that radio/tv execs are money grubbing bastards. (ways to insert extra ads)
[Excite] [stupid] 'Sleepwalker' killer finally sentanced. (no, really officer, I was asleep when I stabbed my wife 44 times)
[Excite] [stupid] Proof that you can steal anything if you wear overalls and carry a clipboard.
[AintItCoolNews] [interesting] Spiderman movie director might be Sam Raimi (of Evil Dead and Hercules/Xena fame)
(The Bruce Campbell rumor is wrong, though)
[Brunching] [amusing] Some thoughts from the commute.
[BBC] [interesting] Taiwan's computer virus arsenal
[BBC] [interesting] Rollercoasters can cause brain bleeding
[ABC News] [stupid] Ultra Orthodox Jews can't use the internet anymore
[Brunching] [amusing] Need a bar joke, just want a chuckle, then this is for you!
January 10, 2000:
(Contest) [misc.] Contest of the Day - win pizza and movies for a year
(NAACP) [interesting] NAACP imposes economic sanctions against South Carolina for flying a confederate flag at the capitol
(UChicago) [silly] Chicago students explore playing various songs backwards to hear messages
(mvpstore.com) [silly] Computer-Geek action figures!
[CNN] [interesting] Playboy.com files IPO. Probably not long afterwards they'll use their over-valued stock to merge with Time Warner
[Excite] [stupid] Drug Lord rents house from prosecutors?
(ABC.net.au) [stupid] Reasons not to take a bath while drunk. (and it doesn't involve drowning)
[BBC] [stupid] Wrestling fan whose hero was taking a beating in a televised bout dials 999 (England's 911) to request urgent police intervention
[ABC News] [interesting] Win2k banned in China?
[CNN] [sick] Formalde-pho: Vietnam noodle scare
(Dumblaws.com) [sick] Dumblaws.com. West Virginian men and their sheep, Japanese men and their little girls.
(Yoda) [amusing] Yoda's cookbook
(FishyNews) [amusing] The Ballad of Hillary Clinton (the hilarybillies)
[Excite] [stupid] Man arrested for teaching his 2 year old to smoke
[CNN] [strange] 54 year old grandmother gives birth to triplets (natural, no fertility treatments)
[CNN] [stupid] Moe the chimp's legal problems
(The Nando Times) [amusing] Man swallows 55 crack pipes
[CNN] [amusing] Barney sing-a-long book recalled for containing a picture of a bare breasted woman
(some guy) [amusing] Re-write of The Matrix
[BBC] [amusing] Brits develop tasty new radioactive potato chips (crisps)
[Excite] [strange] Jimmy Carter is a cousin of Elvis
[Washington Post] [amusing] Truckers blockade France
[MSNBC] ["news"] Company raids Ebay for email data (got to me a month ago)
[Movie Juice] [amusing] MovieJuice reviews Magnolia
[Washington Post] [amusing] Russian beer exec assassinated
January 7, 2000:
(Houston Chronical) [amusing] Phonesex operator wins workman's comp case
(IrishTimes) [strange] Irish moneylenders charging up to 197% interest
[CNN] [stupid] Mayor urges people to bathe more. (to use up the water the city hoarded for Y2k)
[Excite] [strange] Little known office requirements -- making sure your therapy office isn't too close to an amusement park.
[Excite] [amusing] People upset about suntan commercial
[Washington Post] [amusing] Pakistani cleric calls for a holy war against India
[BBC] [stupid] Too sexy for your shirt? Your shirt may be too poisonous for you. Nike recalls tainted stock.
(Boston Phoenix) [silly] Seven gay ways to prepare for the new millennium
(Boston Phoenix) [stupid] A look back at the year ahead.
(Some Guy) [silly] Cow Cam
(some guy) [stupid] The rapture index: prophesying the end since 1993.
(some guy) [strange] The Devil and Amy Grant
[Wired] [amusing] Y2K alarmists asked where they went wrong
[MSNBC] [interesting] woman awakens from 16 year coma
January 6, 2000:
[CNN] [stupid] Arkansas county complains about 'DWI' license plates. (which reminds me of that chuch in the '666' exchange)
(SJ Mercury) [sick] Really, officer, I was just teaching the kid how to masterbate. (from Obscure Store)
[eBay] [strange] Radioactive childen's book
[Excite] [strange] Deadly Jellyfish Drink
[Washington Post] [interesting] Company has squirt guns that shoot glow in the dark ammo
(Cleveland) [stupid] Drunken party guy fires a nail into his head, and doesnt even notice
[Salon] [strange] Prepare early to celebrate the headless chicken
[Washington Post] [amusing] Hacker group forms a corporation with $10mil in venture capital
January 5, 2000:
(FishyNews) [amusing] This home comes with something sure to please the ladies
[Washington Post] [amusing] Cougar caught eating a dog
[Washington Post] [strange] St. Augusta Minn seeks to change it's name to Venture - has the governor's blessing
(a friend) [silly] demotivators for the year 2000!
[Yahoo] [stupid] 9 Year old boy pushed to the ground and handcuffed for not wearing a bicycle helmet
[The Onion] [satire] PETA commandos kill 49, save rabbit
[Excite] [stupid] The UK prepares for whenever Drew might next visit them. (satellites to track speeders)
[BBC] [stupid] Scottish family still hiding out from the Y2K bug
[Washington Post] [amusing] Woman says haunted house was too scary
[Excite] [sad] Most Mexicans cannot afford tequilla
[Washington Post] [amusing] French guy living in a cave has no idea what day it is
January 4, 2000:
[MSNBC] [stupid] Break out the Safety Yellow paint, OSHA's talking about employer responsiblity for work-at-home safety.
(Although, I could use a new chair for ergonomics, of course.)
[Fox News] [strange] Man robs post office in Italy by boxing himself up
[CNN] ["news"] Ted Turner and Jane Fonda are separating
[Herald-Leader] [amusing] Dead man trying to prove that he is still alive
[BBC] [misc.] Trees have killed 2 people in Nevada ski resort
[BBC] [strange] Leopard captured while lounging in a bathtub
[Excite] [strange] Parliament speaker asked to step down - after stealing some royal cow dung
[ABC News] [silly] There really is a Y2K bug
(Lycos) [sick] Woman has 200 pound tumor removed
[Excite] [amusing] Pokemon drivers license
[Excite] [interesting] Groups pushing for a standard time - Greenwich Net Time
[Washington Post] [interesting] The little red haired girl charlie Brown liked was a real person
(aquarium) [amusing] cool PC monitor fishtanks
[Excite] [interesting] Finally, a good reason to chew gum.
[Excite] [amusing] The top weirdest stories of 1999
(Coming Attractions) [interesting] Rumors surrounding Batman 5
(IGN) [stupid] Ever wonder where some of the stupid Pokémon come from? It seems they may be based on real people.
January 3, 2000:
[Excite] [amusing] Norwegians seem to have been a few days off with 'erotic week'
[Salon] [amusing] Salon has an interview with the person responsible for the Darwin Awards. They also have some of the past best
[Movie Juice] [amusing] Another confusing review from Movie Juice, as they review "Man on the Moon". It's worth reading just for the Dana Plato reference, though.
[CNN] [stupid] Ty announces it's not going to ax Beanie Babies. (no...really? it was just a lame publicity stunt)
[CNN] [sick] And you thought you were paranoid about y2k -- Prisoner sews eyes and lips shut for new year
[MSNBC] [stupid] DotComGuy makes more sense now...he'll be paid $196,584 for the year, if he stays in there. (and he owns the company doing this)
(DotComGuy) [stupid] Guy agrees to 'live off the internet' for 1 year.
(use the internet to buy a phone, then call your friends, have them bring you stuff... doesn't seem that hard)

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