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Sun May 30, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jesus, or possibly Owl-Man, appears on toilet door in Glascow
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Just because I'm wearing a uniform and driving a Crown Vic AND emergency lights flashing certainly does not mean I'm a real cop, but I am a volunteer so pull over
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(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
People that live in a van down by the river and a trucker who watched a bear from the air are fighting for their right to harass wildlife
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Too much boogie, not enough board
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
It's like living next to the crazy cat lady, but instead of throwing cats, she cuts your cable lines and taunts you with a mannequin head on a stake
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
That will NOT buff right out
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Maybe boats should have seat belts
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(Some Rocker)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rocky outcrops
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(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
If headed to beaches this Memorial Day Weekend, you probably want to skip Tybee Island, Georgia for thousands of reasons
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
For most of the 20th century, a county ordinance in Nevada required all Native people, mostly of the Washoe Tribe, to leave town by 6:30pm. A siren that wailed precisely at 6pm each day was their warning. Town now defends their siren as "nostalgic"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Unexpected side effect from Covid-19 vaccination: Sudden urge to quit your job
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Black woman talks "too loud" while walking down a sidewalk. Click to find out what happens next
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
On top of COVID, Australia has also been dealing with a cannibal mouse epidemic. Because it is Australia, things are going to get worse as it soon will add snake plague to the list
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this typical household chore
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thieves make millions off library heist. Book it, done
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois becomes first state to ban police lying during juvenile interrogations
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(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
Disaster in Spanish port as a giant game of Buckaroo with a cargo ship goes wrong. Two missing
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Distrust between law enforcement agencies results in some constitutional sheriffing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme is Show & Tell vol. 8: F'Artisting Outside The Box. SHOW us an art creation you've made that's outside your usual comfort zone, or create one especially for this, and TELL us about it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California principal forgets Festivus is in December
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
When ya gotta go
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Probably could have made $1.6 million by telling her it was double secret probation
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Man in rabbit mask indecently exposes himself to fire crew helping a woman, does yoga naked near a clock tower and flashes two prison guards. And he's not even from Florida
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Borders still closed but people are still weird
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
2 dead, over 20 people injured in a mass shooting in Miami. Suspects are still at large. Can we just do away with the clock completely now?
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Anti-lockdown protesters demanding their freedom storm a shopping mall that was completely open, forcing it to close again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hold My Beer: Cornwall oceanic three point turn edition
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(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach scene
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Well, you was drunk the day your momma got ventilated / And you went around maskless being pains / Get a shot now and the gubmint might give you a Ford pickup truck / The rest of us just hope you MORANS Get A BRAIN
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brit travellers move into exclusive London estate area, say one does not have to pay all that money to live among the rich, you just need a public park to pull into. Yes, the community has a problem with this (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's an example of why people mock the blue checkmarks
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You've got to wonder where it all started to go wrong when you're 40 and you get arrested for blowing up mailboxes with fireworks
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Prison, the final frontier
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(MSN)
 
 
 
How do you convince coal miners and petrolheads of the value of renewables? Give them a ride in a Tesla
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cops shooting unarmed man. New hotness: Deputy fire marshal shoots unarmed man
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Maryland police officer gets drunk, gets into bar fight, and kicks one of the responding police officers who arrives to stop it. He was suspended with pay, though, so you know. Lesson learned
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Bridge 1, graffiti artist 0
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Sat May 29, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Minnesota sheriff takes over pursuit at 40,320 furlongs/fortnight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Noise Factor Ep.4 streams over the interwebs at 11PM ET. Brand new track from Crobot and a good long epic from Tool's Fear Inoculum and much, much more
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
If the cops respond to a break in at your home while you are in prison, don't admit anything is yours. You already have an alibi. Or, be like this dumbass
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The way things are going, Vermont is going to run out of covered bridges soon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh, you missed that, did you? [warning: disturbing content]
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Sheep on the lam
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Man spends 29 years in prison for murder. NEWS: Freed after it is revealed he is innocent. FARK: He couldn't be freed years earlier because appeals must be within 60 days of new evidence that the state held from him for 4 years
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this computer café
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Are you in the market for a trippy Treasure Island pirate-themed mansion with the leftover smells of crack and orgies? This one's yours for £4m (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bellingcat)
 
 
 
Pop quiz. What's the bigger failure, flunking a pop quiz about mushroom clouds, or hosting your pop quizzes about nuclear weapons security protocols in the cloud?
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Sure, Adam, I'll hold your beer. Why? Where are going? Adam? Adam DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Any of you Farkers wanna join subby in an imaginary art heist? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Fishing now carries the death penalty, at least according to these cops
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Canadian meridian
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(KRNV Reno)
 
 
 
Private prison corporation CoreCivic makes profit by keeping man who hadn't had a court appearance or seen a lawyer in solitary for nearly a year, refusing to contact court and neglecting to tell U.S. Marshals that they'd forgotten about him
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
1 in 5 parents say they regret having children. The other four are too exhausted to answer pollsters' questions
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because it's going to take all the alcohol to get through this year's Cowboys and Texans seasons, Texas will allow beer and wine purchases at 10 AM starting September 1
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Where is my John Wayne? / Where is my prairie song? / Where is my happy ending?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sorry, good boy. But because pot is being more legal these days, we got no choice but to retire you
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(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
Wallet reunited with owner after 46 years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Won't Someone PLEASE think of the Oatmeal Pies?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
For just £50 you could take part in the great mannequin heist of 2021
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This proves everything about UFOs is true. Wait... "filmmaker claims" ...okay, so at least it's in a legitimate newspaper. Wait... the NY Post ...oh well, back to watching "X-Files" reruns
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Not news: 11 year old boy steals toy car. News: 11 year old boy steals real car
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(Metro)
 
 
 
TV reporter announces death of playwright William Shakespeare after death of the world's second Covid vaccine recipient
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cute cub
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Rescue pilot flies 51 at-risk cats to New England shelters for a fresh start and forever homes. Welcome to Caturday
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The wheels on the truck go flying off, flying off, flying off. The wheels on the truck go flying off all around the town
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Treebeard, noooooooo
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for stealing 100s of ventilators intended for critically ill COVID-19 patients in El Salvador
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Even if it means getting a catalytic converter don't help your uncle Jack off a Mercedes
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
What is 7 seconds of stupid caught on tape worth? Would you believe 7 years in jail? Good, because that's the going rate in Missouri
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Excessive drinking in all Wisconsin counties? Here come the graphs
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The story: Passengers panic on a Delhi-to-US flight: a bat is flying around in the cabin, and they have to turn back to Delhi. The headline: Bat Out of Del. Tag is for whoever wrote the headline
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
Don't ask the 911 dispatcher to pose naked
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'm here I'll squeak, try the veal
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Fri May 28, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tulsa Race Massacre centennial commemorations could attract overenthusiastic Civil War Confederate Army LARPers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Again?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Hold my root beer and watch this
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(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
If your wallaroo is missing, police in - what the hell? Whitefish, Montana? What the fark is a wallaroo doing in Whitefish, Montana? - would like a word with you
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
This means something. *shapes pile of poutine on plate into a mountain*
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Passengers please buckle up and prepare for turbulence .... the pilot is almost there, another minute tops
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Does your hair stand high / Does it reach into the sky / Can it jam a ceiling fan / Or put out someone's eye / Does it take a staff of twenty / To apply the gel aplenty / Does your hair stand high
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As if two year olds weren't insufferable enough, you now have to listen to one constantly mention how they're in MENSA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines files for bankruptcy
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(The Art Newspaper)
 
 
 
What do you get for the Pope who has everything? Why not a marble skull?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ Oklahoma, where the assumed dead comes sweepin' down the plain ♫
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Google Maps image shows rude message mowed into lawn by neighbor who apparently doesn't get along with his next door neighbor
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(Some Kaikamahine Nani)
 
 
 
Photoshop both the journey and the destination
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Golden rules for any surgical operation: 1. Make sure you have the correct patient, 2. Make sure you're performing the correct operation, 3. Endeavor not to drop the patient on the floor, leading to her death. That should probably be #1, actually
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Bill and Melinda Gates divorce saga is now focusing on their charity foundation. As usual, it's the poor who will suffer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bear injures hiker at Yellowstone. Butkus, Singletary, Urlacher all wanted for questioning
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
If you claim to have diverted a plane due to "a bomb threat" it's probably a good idea to send the warning email before you divert the plane
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Albino teen who was abandoned as a baby in China is now a rising modelling star. AlbiYES
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(US Postal Service)
 
 
 
Sure, DeJoy broke the Post Office. But at least he made it expensive
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Parts of Ireland have been issued with a potato blight warning. This is not a repeat of 1845 - 1852 because the Brits won't be exporting the rest of the food to the UK
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you have felony convictions for identity theft don't go to the gun range. If you go to a gun range, don't take selfies with your illegal weapons. If you take selfies with illegal weapons, don't post them on Instagram
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Feds: Your employer can legally require you to get vaccinated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is how we do it (with apologies to Montell Jordan)
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Fire department helps local man to go sugar free
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who could have guessed the San Jose shooter would snap and murder his co-workers? Pretty much ever-farking-body who has encountered him for the last five years. Didn't stop him from buying guns however, or even keeping his job
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Former astronaut pleads guilty to killing two sisters in car crash
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(Some Salty Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Dress up this tourist spot
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Quick FYI: If you're advertising for a chaplain position at a county jail, you don't get to turn away any non-Christians who apply. Otherwise, you know, there could be lawsuits
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bad news for those of you thinking about moving to Boise. Beyond the fact that you're thinking about moving to Boise, I mean
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australia: Where everything is trying to kill you. England: Hold my tea (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New Covid safety measures have bars in the UK worrying they'll sell 21,000,000 less pints of beer going forward
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police in Birmingham England thought their surveillance had spotted a grow house hidden in an industrial park. When they raided it, they found out if was a Bitcoin mine that realized that mining is much more profitable if you steal your electricity
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida "Men"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here's part of America's gun control problem: "Kitchen Table Sellers"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Well, it's not a Slatesplanation but NPR has discovered that there's this video game called "Mass Effect" that has a what seems to be a pretty cool spaceship in it. Has anyone tried this one, I'm thinking about seeing if it might be on sale on Steam
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How about some good COVID news: Two new studies show that immunity might last years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that everyone is cool with overcrowded spaces and recycled air again, airlines hope to cram in even more human sardines by stacking seats and using the overhead bins
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York City's "billionaire's row" will be home to a homeless shelter
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gay cops aren't welcome in New York's Pride Parade. Somber cops still allowed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peter Griffin has really let himself go
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police stop hammertime
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If, for you, the worst thing about the pandemic was that there were no more free samples at Costco, I've got some good news
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Why do cicadas explode? 10 fun facts about the species. Wait, back up just a bit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sri Lankan beach offers free suntan lotion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
West Virginia's vaccine lottery is for the dogs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Covid victims and their families might be able to sue China
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swedes celebrate Fridays with Fredagsmys, which sometimes involves making tacos with bananas and cucumbers
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(Otago Daily Times)
 
 
 
There's turning yourself in to the police and then there's renting a helicopter to pick you up from your mountain hideaway and feasting on champagne and oysters on your way to turning yourself in
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
People shocked to learn homework for middle schoolers in 1944 was difficult (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Road Rager)
 
 
 
A lot of Americans are worried that they forgot how to drive during the pandemic. According to subby's commute for the past decade, almost none knew how in the first place
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Damn you states with vaccination lotteries, gambling addicts now have fears of relapse
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Street name undergoes sex change, leaves residents doing catch-up for the new gal on the block
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Spain: You know, there's a lot of racist people out there. We have to do something to fight that. How about a line of skin-tone colored stamps to remind people that diversity is beautiful? Oh, and let's make the white ones most valuable
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Driver hits six-year-old boy with car while high on cocaine and cannabis "I didn't care if he was dead or alive" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Nine people stun police after getting out of real small clown car when pulled over for routine traffic stop
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shaved show-off
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The reason roadside lobster rolls now cost $34 each? Because your dumb pandemic ass is buying up all the supply so that you can cook shiatty versions at home that never end up looking anything like the ones in those Delish videos on Facebook
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
63% of Lake Meade is gone already. To celebrate its memory let's take a tour inside the Hoover Dam before the bats and homeless people move in
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(Just Security)
 
 
 
Updated status of all 14 civil and criminal investigations and cases against failed former reality show host and his entities (up from 12 when last posted 3 months ago). This could go in Business, Entertainment, Fandom, or Politics so here we are
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge rules that Lori Vallow, the woman accused of murdering her own children and a few other relatives so she could run away with a doomsday novelist and cultist, can't stand trial on the grounds that she's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yes, we all knew Twitter blew already
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Gators continue to overrun Alabama
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxer/Covid-denying cop that bragged "I have an immune system" on social media now dead from Covid. Covid takes administrative leave. Internal investigation by Covid determines that Covid acted within the bounds of its functions
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Waukesha with all that stuff
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cicada News Network
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
2 dead, 10 missing, 8 rescued, 1 sunk boat
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Thu May 27, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Extra crispy
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Neighbors take issue of speeding traffic into their own hands, build their own speed bump. Fark GED lawyers assemble
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
If you've just been shot you might as well livestream your ambulance ride
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
At least someone can still write a letter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's My Scooter and I'll Drive Where I Want To, Drive Where I Want to, Drive Where I Want To
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1972, the SALT agreements were signed between the US and the Soviet Union, in what was only a hop towards peace until Pepa brought the hip
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OK, Broomer
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to shed light on Hawaii's ghost net problem. In related news, Hawaii is haunted by ghost nets
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(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
Newly minted lawyer accomplishes her dream career at the age of 41. Subby's still sitting in PJs wondering where the year went
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Absolutely deserving of the 'Hero' tag
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Remember: the customer is always right, because sometimes the customer is a crazy psycho with a gun
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1703, Peter the Great founded the city of St. Petersburg after a string of military victories, proving that anyone can be canonized if they have enough cannons
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rugged rescuers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Belgian far-right extremist who threatened top virologist arrested. No, not that one although he wishes he was
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Security video shows burglar stuck in convenience store ceiling with one leg hanging down for three hours before he finally falls through and makes off with two hats, a can of soda, and a TV in worst Mission: Impossible cosplay ever
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Bodyless leg found by fearless diver
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They should really put up a sign or something to warn drivers about this low bridge
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Forgetting what century it is, man with a bow and arrow gets into a shoot-out with police. Ends exactly as you would expect
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
6:30 PM Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream, Cicada Lab Escape Sex Doll Steinbeck Werewolves Edition
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(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
How do you put out a boat fire? C: With a Jet ski of course (video in the link)
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
"Suck-On" Gadget Promises to Give Women a Coveted V-Shaped Face. Apparently, it's not the "O" face that is the goal anymore. So many jokes apply here, as do tags. Got a better one? You know what to do
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
TSA to Memorial Day travelers: Mask, yes. Gun, no
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
If you're having a mental crisis, this might not be the best place to go
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Two words: Toxic Starfish
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Vigilante capitalism app "Citizen" doxxed an innocent man and offered $30,000 reward to 850,000 people in Los Angeles to capture him
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Lightning strike suspected in Windham Hill Inn fire. It sounded like a loud BOOM. Then windchimes and ocean surf, and some gauzy impressionism
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm vaxxed and waxed, let's get this summer of sex started baby
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(Some Caffeine-fuelled Bookworm)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high pile
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Hey it could always be worse, you could be living in Manitoba
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Sex-mad mum forgos the mile-high club, says while working as a flight attendant she slept with entire flight crew when her plane was grounded (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
We are the Knights that say, "YeeeHawww"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
London's West End, 80s music, fast food, and social media influencers are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 9-15 Himalayan Salt Edition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
An Oklahoma lawmaker has announced a Bigfoot Bounty of $3 Million. This should end well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Capitol Police: "We are pawns." Insurrectionists: "En passant"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaand...here comes the cicada pee
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news: woman gets a sperm donor who's a doctor. Bad news: the doctor who inseminated her
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Food tab is holding Business tab's hair while it throws up in the Sheetz bathroom at the thought of the new strawberry and banana milkshake beer. Ought to be a PSA to stay away, but Business is not looking too good. Food says let News take it
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Tenants: Turn on the a/c. Landlord: Can't find the switch
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't record videos of men using the restroom. If you are recording videos of men using the restroom, don't record yourself setting up the phone, like Mr. West Virginia Preacher Man did
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(DW)
 
 
 
In a move that will surely bring the EU to its knees, Moscow is now banning some flights from its airspace if they divert around Belarus
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Yearbooks recalled because the editor did not see a student citing which book was his favorite
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
If you delayed getting Covid shots you can now be rewarded with free park passes and fishing licenses. Subby got vaccinated early like a sucker
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Call, The Buggles, and B-Movie. And Happy Birthday to Neil Finn. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #221. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's obviously too soon to talk about gun control to prevent workplace shootings, and it will remain too soon for a while because we're seeing a huge spike in them. Fark: Because COVID gave all the workplace psychos extra time to plan their rampage
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman who drove car through COVID-19 vaccination tent yelling "no vaccine" will soon have "no freedom"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of people flee Goma after evacuation order, as apparently no one played Super Mario Bros and know to just jump on its head
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
His job done, Q abandons riling up conservatives, turns to aliens
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Did anyone have "diapers" on their "what will there be shortages of because Texas" bingo card?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Pope kisses Auschwitz survivor's tattoo
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(US News)
 
 
 
70% of people hospitalized with Covid are in it for the long haul
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
IKEA recalls bowls, plates and mugs due to burn hazard. How those things can just burn you is quite a mystery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An eighth noose has been found on the ground of Amazon's Connecticut construction site, and authorities were quick to remind citizens that no noose is good noose
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First woman appointed to Scotland's chief "Astronomer Royal" position or, as we call it in the States, "Astronomer Big Mac"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Iris made hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield blush after admitting that their first night of passion, which included an 'entire tube of KY jelly', left Iris 'saddle sore'. " Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this viridescent vision
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Isn't that megalodon?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Central Park Karen sues former employer for wrongful termination based on race and gender. Ironic tag explodes
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesus Kong, aka Osama Kingdada pleads guilty to internet tough guy third degree
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Balls aren't the only thing getting ripped off at the annual Testicle Festival. In other news, apparently there's an annual Testicle Festival
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like a certain former president is going to jail
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"Alan Dershowitz Sues Netflix for $80 Million Over 'Deliberately One-Sided' Jeffrey Epstein Documentary Series". In other news, Alan Dershowitz apparently thinks there are "two sides" to the Epstein story
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yaas queen
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Terri Anne gets grounded [NSFW language]
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Child porn distribution is a tough blemish for someone wanting to find a new job, especially for a former chief of police
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
140 feared dead in Nigeria ferry disaster after boat breaks in two on river
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The graveyard doesn't lie in Texas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ancient Judeans likely ate non-kosher catfish. Great, now that it's published, their mothers are going to find out and they'll never hear the end of it
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
People prefer less fingers in their pork
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 838: "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
What color do you want to paint the house? I dunno, what color do you want to paint it? Oh, I don't care, just as long as it gets painted
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Consequences .... now you know what that means
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Oh HAIL no
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(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Man finds two-carat diamond. Now he can afford razor blades
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British government deliberately exposes thousands of unprotected Liverpudlians to each other in massive experiment, but fails to kill any of them. Better run it a few more times
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Tennessee high school pool party crashed by uninvited guests. GO BEARS
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Vaccinated New York teens can enter raffle for free college, or, as it it called in other nations with high-income industrialized economies, "college"
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
You're basically Superman if you've had COVID and then got vaccinated
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Fukuoka man with powerful hunger for rice and yakisoba arrested for stealing electricity from convenience store to plug in his portable stove and rice cooker
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Q: Does it have high ceilings? A: Let's just go with "suitable for giraffes"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
While most adults spent the lockdown year sitting around the house getting fat, one 10-year-old got in 365 consecutive days of surfing
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Here is an illegally searched safe deposit box. Here is a disappearing gold coin. And over here is a lawsuit
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(Economic Research Institute)
 
 
 
Photoshop this safecracker
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Frazier used his personal cell phone to photograph evidence at the scene without approval, he did not collect a portion of the ear as evidence, and failed to complete a Domestic Violence Risk Assessment.' Wait, whaaat evidence?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest thing that might kill you in Australia: The plague brought to you by mice
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta councilman had his car stolen while attending a ribbon-cutting event. Crime has already been mentioned as an issue in this year's city elections
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How many RPMs can we squeeze out of this Dodge Ram on the dyno? ***BOOM*** That many. Scary tag outruns Murica tag while dodging falling auto parts
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman who attacked another woman at a Little Caesar's has been arrested for assault, kidnapping, and having horrible taste in pizza
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(Freethink)
 
 
 
If you've ever wished there would be more stories about toothpaste on Fark, today is your lucky day
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"The enemy of art is the absence of limitations." --Orson Welles. "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." --Proverb. "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder." --Oscar Wilde. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Absence of Absinthe edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: What do vaccinated Kentuckians do for Memorial Day weekend?
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Let's type "Chinese Wuhan virus emergency" where it should say "coronavirus emergency" on these eviction notices and see if anyone notices. Since you're reading this here, well... you know
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Follow up stories about gas hoarders. Everything we expected and more
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mysterious anchor-shaped UFO leaves trail of smoke before crashing into sea off East Java. Either that or Kim Jong-Un's rockets are going farther before attacking the water (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
One-legged man loses ass-kicking contest
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peeking duck
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
What is it with cats and sinks?
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
If you see the flash of the speed camera it's too late to slam on the brakes, but not too late to create a flaming wreck that warns others to slow down
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(Vox)
 
 
 
When Americans freaked out about Satan back in the '90s
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Survey finds over 25% of unvaccinated people plan to ignore CDC guidelines and not wear masks indoors. Follow-up study will show 0% are surprised by this
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Due to Russian hacking of US court system, local courts took documents off their systems and transferred them to "secure locations". So secure that the courts cannot get them back. You may no longer have 6 DUI's
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Seoul is having a hard water problem, so to speak
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What can I do to get you behind the wheel of this brand new, shiny vaccine?
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(DW)
 
 
 
India's post covid patients now have the choice between the black fungal infection, or the brand new white one. A lucky few will get both
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Funiculi, Funiculaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember the gas hoarders from a week or two ago? Let's check in and see how they're doing. Yep, about what I expected
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Miserable day today. I'm fed up of walking to work when the weather is bad. I can't remember if I put the cat out. Oh, that house has just started falling down. Nothing to see here, I'll just ignore it and carry on with my normal dull routine
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(NextShark)
 
 
 
British police officer narrowly gets to keep job after harassing jogger, calling her "too curvy to be Asian"
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Reset the clock in San Jose, CA
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman who shot her boyfriend claiming he was reaching for a gun finds that only works for the cops
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this patient cat and his human
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop owner in subby's hometown channels his inner Josh Duggar and lectures girls on how being groomed is good for character building. In a job posting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Tasmanian Devils born on Australian mainland for first time in 3,000 OH GOD THAT PIC I CAN'T FAP TO THIS
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Walkers stumble across £80m worth of cocaine worth Sussex beach. Rick Grimes is on the case
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Whatever happened to all those shirtless Abercrombie & Fitch greeters?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is this your card?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A man in Virginia spent the pandemic inventing a device that lets you blow out birthday candles without blowing your germs onto the cake. Meanwhile, subby spent the pandemic in a drunken stupor eating cheesy poofs and watching Netflix
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(Blah, Blahblah)
 
 
 
Today is World Dracula Day but shouldn't that actually be tonight?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russia has been paying social media "influencers" to denounce the Pfizer vaccine
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
May 26 is World Redhead Day. Here are 16 fun facts about it
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Is it time to do away with hygiene theatre? Subby thought we did away with hygiene over the past year
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Guy whose umbrage over wisecrack about brother's pants led to double murder of spring breakers finds nap fatally interrupted by freight train
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Most young girls sell lemonade for a small personal profit. This girl in Kentucky is selling it to buy toys for her brother in the hospital
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these basters
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Going from being found emaciated & abandoned in the parking lot of the Kentucky Humane Society, to finding his forever home, now Ethan is the new Chief Tasting Officer for Busch Beer's Dog Brew just in time for this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Soldier fed up with people saying members of the Army aren't smart
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Zachary and Zackaree sittin' on the street, B-R-A-N-D-I-S-H-I-N-G
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Thanks to the pandemic, your chances of burning down the neighborhood while blowing off random appendages have been greatly reduced
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
25% of Americans admit the truth. The other 75% can brag all they want, but NO ONE is good at parallel parking, now matter what you might think
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
News: Man busted for possession of child porn is released pending trial. Fark: Same man busted again for possession of child porn. Facepalm: Not using seven boxies. Instead; one DropBoxie
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Driver arrested Monday night for driving into a group of protestors, and this is the weirdest coincidence, has a history of communicating threats, ethnic intimidation, carrying concealed weapons, and pointing a gun
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Two police shot at domestic abode. Shooter barricades himself in house. Cops talk him out and he surrenders No one dies. House not destroyed. Americans confused
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
That's what, 3, 4 Floridans?
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Sgt. Stadanko goes up in coke, has nice dreams
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Um, actually, it was because you bilked your followers out of millions of dollars, Jim Bakker
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Local can opener bridge scores another victim. Your move, 11 foot 8 plus 8
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
People shooting fireworks at each other in Toronto is an annual tradition
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Maine has nowhere to go
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Most people use fiberglass, foam, wool or cellulose for insulation, but for the builders of this house, it had to be snakes
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Give birth on a toll highway, get a year of free rides. Subby tells his wife to do it in a Wendy's for free Baconators
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(Some Woodworker Guy)
 
 
 
Tariffs double on lumber imports as covid crisis intensifies. This is not a repeat of 2020
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Person drunk texts thought-provoking questions to aquarium's educational number. "Why do sea horses grab anything they can with their prehensile tail?" Why, indeed
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
How does the old saying go? Mother bears love it when tourists try to get up close to their cubs? Yeah I think that's it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games while joking with the surgeons as they remove your brain tumor during a 3-hour operation, until one of them says 'you're a brave man joking around when he's got his hand inside your head'
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Who you gonna call? Not us (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada now planning on ramping up second vaccine dose starting in June instead of 4 months down the road
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Someone let the air out of their balloon
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shade the middle part of the Venn diagram of America's social ills as shots fired near George Floyd remembrance
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Pickering parking lot party in pandemic pisses people off
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'm not saying "Bond villain headquarters," but...
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australia, where even the mice will burn down your house
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stiff pole
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Sorry, Farkers: Ahmadinejad and 584 other hopefuls have been disqualified from running for Iran's Presidency. The Council has had enough of your 'jacket' jokes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tropical Cyclone Yaas getting sus, may yeet India, big yikes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Want to make people pay attention? Mention that the zoo just might possibly be missing an alligator. Oh, but don't worry, the one they might be missing is very docile
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Vatican is stealing other people's artworks (This is not a repeat from the past 2000 years)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Red kite at morning, get under the awning"
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
"Police search for driver who nearly hit officer on Washington Avenue" - with video that shows...why you can't trust headlines or police
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The "autumn COVID reemergence" hyperbole is already here. *Sigh* it's not even summer yet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
PSA: When you call to report a break in at your house it's not a good idea to have a dead body wrapped in a tarp behind your couch
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
On the plus side, at least he's no longer in debt, or one piece
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
"I feel like it's child abuse"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oregon DOT cleans up homeless camp near highway and...OMGWTFDIJS??
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Ja, Klaus, that's just garbage, throw it away. *sniff* Uh, I should perhaps take out the trash now, yes?"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Please note: if you're going to come to Seattle from Alaska to riot and try to burn down police stations, you probably shouldn't wear 'distinctive pink camouflage pants' because that's a fashion crime
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
"Ohio cop challenges one-legged man to a butt kicking contest" was the submitted headline but this doesn't look like the intended article
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
William Shakespeare dies. This is not a repeat from 1616
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this disturbed sleeper
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
🎶 My Maserati does 185 / Get out of my way and you'll stay alive / If you don't, finna pull out my gat / shoot you in the head, how bout dat? 🎶
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Not saying Subby hears banjos, but someone in town just got murdered. With a cross bow. OK. Subby hears banjos. A lot
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Oh my God, who the hell cares - Prince Harry of The Week edition
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Florida Man eats, punches, and leaves at Maui Panda Express
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
My brain isn't the problem, your face is the problem, the motor coordination parts of my brain light up when I hear your stupid mouth because that mouth is demanding to be destroyed, now thank me for being nonviolent, unlike you, violent chewer
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If your police chief insists that you do shots with him, get naked and fondle him so as not to "blow your cover" during an undercover prostitution "sting" operation, that may be "a clue" that something may not be entirely on the up and up, officers
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(9 News)
 
 
 
You may not want to tailgate when driving through Nebraska while carrying 181 pounds of marijuana in duffle bags
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(Axios)
 
 
 
New poll shows just how much we trust everyone to tell the truth about their Covid vaccine status and adherence to CDC guidelines
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tot mom damp
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Volcano aftershocks at Mount Nyiragongo raise possibility of fresh eruption, which is at least better than canned or even worse, frozen, eruptions which are you can get around here these days
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airbnb UK says Cornwall is now more popular than London, at least until visitors learn that pasties aren't exactly what they thought
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like NYC is back to pre-pandemic levels
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The pizza delivery guy who got 10K in bitcoin for two pizzas in 2010 has no ragrets that they would now be worth $365M today if he hadn't spent them on a road trip
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Good vaccine news keeps rolling in: "Among approximately 101 million vaccinated people in the US as of April 30...0.01% breakthrough cases among the fully vaccinated." Even including the variants
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Due to a massive backlog at US embassies, Americans can now travel* to the United States on an expired passport (*one time)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother told to breastfeed her baby in the disabled toilet and not at the table in TGI Fridays. She should have known you cannot bring outside food at a restaurant
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from PIL, Nina Hagen, Skids, New Model Army, and The Jesus & Mary Chain. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #220. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hamas: "Wait, what did we do? Bill, did you do that? John? Fred? No, I don't think that was us, Belarus"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Detained Belarusian dissident appears in video as furry mounts over 'hijacking' of Ryanair flight" - is how I read this and I'm sticking with it
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
With the rise of private space flight, who gets to be called an 'astronaut?' And no, just because you get called the first part of that doesn't mean anything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America is at an existential crossroads. Well, it seems obvious that most would choose to go with Sartre or Camus, but you can never really tell. There might be a few drawn to Kierkegaard. Hopefully we can weed out all the Nietzsche asshats, though
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"This is the worst acronym I've ever seen in my life," says woman who clearly doesn't know what Farkers are capable of. Show her how it's done (voting on)
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Despite what you may think, polyamory is far more prevalent than we want to believe. And don't get me started on the Mormons
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
In 2006, the MBTA began planning a subway extension into low-income neighborhoods outside Boston. Now the project is nearing completion and the poors are gone. Maybe they're rich now?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
$2000 a month for a 500 sqft "floating loft" in the SF bay area is quite the bargain. What the hell is a floating loft? Well it's a dynamic re-imagining of an existing domiciliary paradigm...okay it's a 33 ft fishing boat tied to a dock
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Please note: in spite of ongoing efforts across the country, is still currently illegal to run over protesters in your car, as this North Carolina woman has found out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
European flights vow to boycott Belarusian airspace, much in the same way that you boycott canned tuna and blood diamonds. It's the small sacrifices
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
JFK - "I'm not saying it was aliens. But it was aliens" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1895, Oscar Wilde went to prison for sodomy. No, that was the charge, not why he went there. You know what I mean
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The immigration agent isn't impressed with my flimsy CDC-issued COVID-19 vaccination card filled out by a pharmacist at a Sam's Club in Houson. She shows the card to another agent. They snicker at how unprofessional this American vaccination card is
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1861, President Lincoln suspended habeas corpus during the Civil War, a executive decision of dubious legality only outdone later when he suspended his wife Mary from the ceiling of the White House bedroom in a sex sling
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bored with Super Moons? Had enough of Blood Moons? Well, get ready for the Super Flower Blood Moon
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Summer beer rankings - from Jezebel?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dick. Pound. That is all
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Photoshop these hot dogs
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why COVID digital contact tracing failed so completely in the United States. Because "tech savvy" Americans didn't want to add a scary, big gubmint tracking app to the tracking device they already carry in their pockets?
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Yeah, I gotta work order here saying your ATM needs fixing. *looks at work order* Seems legit, the ATM is right over there
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