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Sun May 23, 2021
(Some B3tan)
 
 
 
Terms and conditions: the game. The only way to win is not to play
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida Man/Poop Smear double-header
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police arrest 150 at Gathering of the TikTok Dipshiats in Huntington Beach, CA
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Captured Ent doomed to life as fireplace decoration
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this posh parlour and portrait
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So your phone charger stops working midflight, what should you do? Not this
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
NBA legend Dominique Wilkins says he was turned away from an Atlanta restaurant because of prejudice. After first issuing a statement about its dress code, the restaurant has now apologized
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Miss, what's a duck? Next lesson, what is that large body of water? In this case the parents should probably do the homework with their kids
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Someone is now the proud owner of a non-fungible token of a soon-to-be-deleted YouTube video involving children. It only cost them $760,000
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Good: Having a harm-reduction program handing out needles to homeless drug addicts. Maybe better: Also having a program that collects the used needles again. Definitely best: Medically supervised safe injection facilities
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out providing rural EMS costs money instead of making it. Fortunately, Wyoming solves this budgetary problem by considering EMS non-essential so EMS providers can just close and stop costing money
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
How gross is your state? Go ahead, brag it up. I've seen station wagons on fire off the shoulder of 95. I watched police lights glitter in the dark near the U.S. border. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to comment
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this talented pupper
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This never would have happened if the Covid-19 restrictions were still in effect
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, if you live in the Southeast US, it's about to feel like mid August
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Media continues stalking man going through divorce
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Area man hasn't eaten sugar or red meat in 40 years. His reward? "Perfect poop"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Far-right fugitive in Belgium still on the run after six days, receives terrorist designation and a place on Interpol's Wall of Fame
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The pandemic forced 250 public health officials to either resign or quit to save their lives for simply doing their jobs trying to protect the public's health
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cable car almost makes it to the top of the mountain. Almost
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Keep calm, and vaccinate on
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Unsure if they were to go to the right or left of the buoy, they decided to crash into it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. For World Turtle Day & in homage to the epic Fark "I Saw A Turtle" thread we present: "I Draw A Turtle." Using any medium, add on to the iconic "Tippy The Turtle" drawing, or create your own version
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Human remains found in cemetery, water found in sea (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
High winds and freezing rain kill runners in cross country race in China. On the bright side, they don't have to worry about COVID
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My parents blew my college fund on a failed business venture. What should I do?"
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peek-a-boo pooch
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: How did you choose your Fark username?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, when did "stalking" become part of the "college experience"?
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
The internet's shocked to find Dallas boasts a bar devoted to 9/11...since 2012. Never mind that one of the top-ranked watering holes there is "Lee Harvey's"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Except: No it isn't, and no it's not. But other than that, yes
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Some people put salt on their watermelon. Some people put meth
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Lost for two weeks, Yokohama python found again. No, not in my pants, in the owner's attic. Owner predictably apologizes to police, firefighters, reptile experts he had inconvenienced with search request
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ship Owner blames Suez Canal, believes it swerved into his ship and caused the accident
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Brooklyn man arrested before completing his hate crime Yahtzee
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man, them Roman gods are being harsh
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Sat May 22, 2021
(WREX Rockford)
 
 
 
CEO gives every graduate of Quincy College $1,000, tells them they have to give half of it away. Can you "give" $500 to a friend who purely by coincidence "gives" you a good time?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even the dog knows you crashed that truck
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(Trulia)
 
 
 
You had me at "Goat Creamery"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Noise Factor Ep.3 is tonight at 11pm ET. A trip abroad before a return stateside for some desert rock. Plus, a very special cover with some very special guest vocals. AND MORE
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Farking vaccines, how do they work?
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Mandatory 10-digit dialing starts today throughout Florida Panhandle. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh joy, another volcano
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Sweet 79-year-old lady helped raised $150,000 for her church... check that, she is charged with embezzling $150,000 from her church
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(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Apparently the punishment for allegedly killing a pedestrian in Florida is deportation to Guatemala
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wall-mounted waver
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big Candy is Angry at THC look-alikes: "We're protecting your kids"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Americans are booking flights to Europe, but the top destination isn't London, Paris or Rome
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Canadian vigilante whips off the goalie gloves and saves New Yorker. Sometimes, justice says sorry
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
He should ask for a refund
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby totally wants to crash a Maori marriage after seeing this because it looks epic
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(AARP)
 
 
 
Six product shortages that could make this summer suck
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(Some Fernsehen Feline)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cat-in-a-box
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
$515 Million Mega Millions jackpot ticket sold, charitable souls declaring how they would only keep enough to pay off debts and give away the rest so everyone else should do the same to the right
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Country roads take people away from home in West Virginia
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The bureau of prisons have investigated themselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For many, the new normal is a lot like pandemic life
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(CBC)
 
 
 
So... Just how do you report the COVID 19 rule breaker? Just askin'
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Father's Day is coming up. Give him a break by taking "the boys" out for a spa day (probably NSFW)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
While India and the world still struggles to fight the pandemic, let's not forget the mass coronavirus outbreak at...Mount Everest?
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(The Chive)
 
 
 
Caption this impending moment of nature
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good morning, you're waking up to England announcing the existence of a triple mutant Covid variant
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
County Sheriff's office in Virginia asks residents who have chickens to register online, in case their chickens break free and endanger them or the community. Sheriff sounds like a chicken
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Ah jeez, not this again
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Burn it. Burn it with fire. And bury the ashes in a deep dark pit protected by an ancient curse that dooms all who would even ponder its resurrection
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
And again, cheese makes the world a better place
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(MSN)
 
 
 
News that will come as a surprise to absolutely no one, travel edition
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(Some Echo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bemused bunnyman
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nothing says dystopia quite like being able to hire your own private cops from an app
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Goose Creek firefighters say they rescued a kitten that became trapped inside the wall of a home. The kitten says he never saw any gooses, but would like one for dinner on Caturday
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Bright and cheerful is not the normal description of a police car. But one Pennsylvania police department is changing its look thanks to a second graders
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man™ attempts to rob a bank. The teller calls his bluff and says his gun is not real. Florida Man™ leaves without money and is promptly arrested for being a dumbass
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There's big satisfaction in collecting little things
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(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
No, the first thing you would do is get out of Arkansas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's official, Vermont is the smartest state in the union
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Fri May 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You definitely want to skip that fishing trip to India
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Catch anything? "Yeah. A 60 pound muskie about 52 inches long and about 30 inches around". Holy fark, what did you reel that in with? "Twenty dollar Zebco from Walmart"
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(Motor Trend)
 
 
 
Who's worse: subby's OCD leaf-blowing neighbor, or this stanced-BMW-with-loud-pipes putz? Either way, in California you can sue for 'loss of quiet enjoyment' of your home
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hello. I'm an area cat, and I am intellectually superior to you
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Yogi and Boo-Boo bust loose. Tragedy ensues (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The only ass-kicking contest this guy will win is in court
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Just spitballin' here, but maybe, just maybe, if we eased back a bit on the whole "mass incarceration" thing, we wouldn't NEED so many guards, and this "crisis" would solve itself
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
There are homes for the wealthy, then there are homes that come with their own airport for the wealthy
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Woulda, shoulda, coulda
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Maybe she was just going to return the money in about two weeks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People called Romans, they go, the beach
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When most people have a bad break up they remove everything in their living space that reminds them of their ex. This woman flew 6,000 miles to take down the padlock placed on Seoul's famous Love Lock Bridge two years ago
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this supervisor
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"Hutt City Council asked the public to submit names for each of the trucks, then put it to a vote. The winning names were Bin Diesel, Truck Norris, Recyclosaurus Rex, Bruce Springclean, Trash Gordon, Chitty Chitty Bin Bin, and Trucky McTruckface"
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
He needs to be stopped, before he doesn't tattoo again
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why the world's most famous race is in Monaco
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Bride's dream wedding comes true, fire destroys home". Disaster Girl gets married?
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
With only a quarter of its 5 million residents vaccinated, Alabama closes up one of its largest vaccination sites due to lack of demand. Obvious tag declares "Mission Accomplished" on the deck of the USS Murica
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
Banksy sues card maker for profiting off his artwork. EU reminds Banksy of his own words, "Copyright is for losers," and tells him to piss off
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President presents Medal of Honor to Korean War veteran who held off Chinese advancement of a hill for days even though he had been wounded multiple times. Meanwhile subby got a cramp standing up too fast from his desk
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Another benchmark met on turning real life into Snow Crash
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Did you know that cows kill more Americans than sharks do every year? A Missouri woman learned that fun piece of trivia the hard way
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russian police find trove of diamonds and gems from 2018 World Cup heist, admitting it was a multi-faceted operation
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man steals excavator and tell police "YOU CAN'T TAKE MUH BUKKIT" (With video)
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(WVNS TV)
 
 
 
McDonald's worker screws up a customer's order (of heroin), customer OD's in the bathroom
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(BestLife)
 
 
 
Sure, we had full Covid-19 vaccination. But what about second vaccination?
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cargo ship and surrounding area
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
The Seattle Police Department exodus over the "defund the police" movement? Yeah, about that
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
General Atomics announces a drone-launched drone, a blatant first step towards unchecked recursion and the inevitable crash of Reality's CPU
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada, population 37.6 million, ordered 400 million doses of covid vaccinations. Damn greedy frostbacks
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Alex Rodriguez launches makeup for men. Ichiban spokesperson Joseph Tribbiani unavailable for comment
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If evolution is real, and human beings have been evolving for millions of years, then why aren't all of our bodies perfect? Chexmate, libulardos
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hey guys, you know what sticks up into the skyline of most towns, contains a mixture of carcasses and feces and is very, very rarely cleaned?
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If you can't wait until the plane lands to start doing lines of coke, at least do it in the bathroom instead of in the aisle
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
TJ Maxx and Ross are killing it in the post-Covid in-store retail resurgence. Which is like saying Chili's and your local gas station's rolling hot dog machine are both doing well
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
GoFakeMe
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Good news lonely singles, the White House has "teamed up" with nine of the country's biggest dating apps to make algorithms that gives you a better shot at hooking up if you're vaxxed
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tiny violin time for rogue developers again: Multi-million McMansions to be torn down after they were built a third bigger than allowed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Okay, sure he's a ruthless dictator of an oppressive regime with likely access to nuclear weapons, but when you're right, you're right
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. If IHOP was just too stinkin' fancy for your dining enjoyment, they've got a new spin-off restaurant, "Flip'd by IHOP," that gives you a "fast casual" experience instead
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Caption this warning sign
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A Wisconsin food plant saw 1 out of every 14 migrant employees die of Covid-19
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do you really want to be traveling at 150km in a bullet train with a driver who pooped his pants?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Whelp, it looks like Republicans aren't going to be traveling to Europe anytime soon
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
What's the deal with all these string bikinis with questionable crotch situations and where can I go to see people in them so I can complain too? (NSFW)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Construction on Connecticut Amazon facility halted after a seventh noose was found buried in the ground
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Millions of mice are swarming Australian towns, leading authorities to develop a mass poisoning plan. You'd think they could just release a pack of drop bears or feral bunyips or trained wendigos or whatever other deadly varmints exist there
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Despair has become the #1 killer in the US
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Newly digitized records from Boston in the 1700's shed light on the smallpox pandemics of the time. It seems that while a primitive vaccine was available, many people, most members of the "Make the Colonies Great Again" faction, violently opposed it
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
14-year-old teenager does the right thing after giving birth, hands baby to customer at restaurant to help with the tip
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this watery gaze
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The British can't admit their ignorance over Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas is now executing people by drawing and quartering. Prove me wrong
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Looks like BLM gets a new chant courtesy of Tennessee
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
India variant Covid cases rise 160% in a week in the UK
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Police are looking for "serial spitter"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Folks, the bugs are real. This isn't an internet joke anymore; this is war. This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shiat-o-meter. Of course, you should've been here for the Zeronian migration in 1968
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Driver in van gets tired
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Your dog wants CBD
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Don't keep farking that chicken
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bong hits for JESUS YOU'RE ON FIRE
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Thu May 20, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
It's where you can hit and cook the deer at the same time
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news: UNC denies tenure to journalism prof. News: First time ever tenure wasn't offered to the person in this particular Chaired position. Fark: she's a MacArthur fellow who won a Pulitzer Prize for leading the NYT's "1691 Project"
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(News and Star (UK))
 
 
 
"Black Bins Matter"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Alcohol was a factor"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Sure, Covid may have killed 80,000 people in the UK last year, but have you seen how many smoking killed?"
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
When teen in Spain built an underground den after fight with his parents, they all called him crazy. Crazy like a fox
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Previously unknown Vincent van Gogh masterpiece from the end of his life has surfaced
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(KLEW-TV Lewiston)
 
 
 
PRO TIP: When robbing a convenience store, try to pick one that A) you've not worked at, and B) is not located a few blocks from the nearest police station
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
In an unlikely turn of events, the DERP is actually helping
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Nursery owner displays the rare corpse flower during its once-in-a-decade bloom at an abandoned gas station in California for all to enjoy. Smell, enjoy and die at your pleasure
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The French can finally get back to killing their lungs the old fashion way with cigarettes instead of COVID
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
That's one way to test their "we buy any car" guarantee
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Covid-K9
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Colorado pays unemployment to unemployed then pays unemployment to them when they are no longer unemployed as long as they stay employed. Otherwise, it's back to them being paid unemployment when unemployed until employed again
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this classy couple
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Chipotle restaurant thinks it is a cruise ship
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Touchdown reported at FedEx Field. Authorities immediately rule out Washington Football Team
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Three youths playing outside unsupervised-what's the worst that could happen? Mushroom cloud, house burned down, power cut to 8,000 people
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: All the "Girls5eva" Easter Eggs you missed. In other news, there's something called "Girls5eva." Also, it has Easter Eggs
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
7 PM Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream, Duke Sucks Butts Falling Off Bees edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NOAA predicts 6th consecutive record year for hurricanes. OANN predicts 6th consecutive year of blaming natural weather patterns
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy National Rescue Dog Day. Tag is for rescuers
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"What we know about the 'unprecedented' U.S. Capitol riot arrests"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ever see a traffic cone so goshdarn sexy you just can't help yourself? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Hot 96.9 Boston)
 
 
 
What's his Fark handle
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Boy from British Columbia breaks his own world record for stacking Jenga blocks, will never get laid
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
But have you every tried live-fire exercises on weed?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
James Woods, dead at 67
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Best Korea vs. Dat Azz
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
How to make an impression on the first date: don't talk about your ex, dress well, be on time, write bomb threats all over the mall in chalk, be respectful to waitstaff
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(Some Bleater)
 
 
 
Fotosheep this friendly flock
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Q: Why are so many people more afraid of dying from a shark attack or fiery plane crash than cancer or COVID? A: Because we're very, very stupid when it comes to understanding/calculating odds. See also, "lottery ticket buyers" and "crypto investors"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Null character found
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Virginia sheriff's deputy hulks out, lifts car off of trapped woman
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Locked room murder mystery, Alabama-style
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth devastated since death in the family. No, not him
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
"Pavement Surgeon" takes on potholes... with beautiful results
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The phone systems in prisons are major profit sources and kickbacks and reform is needed. And it's a fairly fascinating insight into how profit works when it comes to prisons
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Among the factors behind the numbers of Canadians willing to be vaccinated, fewer nutballs
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The United States is making progress in the war on COVID and... Mississippi Goddamn
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Researchers find the origins of a colony of monkeys in south Florida. In other news, there is a colony of monkeys in south Florida
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Let's go to the World Famous Horseshoe Curve. "The funicular is currently out of service due to mechanical reasons. They're hoping to have it operational later this year"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Homeowner distracted by 'fence inspector' while another man enters home. Police didn't set up a picket line to catch them, so there won't be any chain gangs splitting rails anytime soon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just because you are "on the spectrum" doesn't mean you aren't an asshole
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Aaaaaannnnd...here come the potential hurricanes
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave will try to squeeze in some Damned, XTC, and Ian Dury amidst Fundraiser 2: The Sequel. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #219. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Don't know the difference between a Dodge Charger and a Dodge Challenger? Have trouble distinguishing grey from black? You just might murder the wrong person
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(CNN)
 
 
 
11-year-old avoided abduction and threw blue slime at attacker "to mark him" based on watching Law & Order SVU. Lazy dads everywhere rejoice in knowing that letting your kids watch inappropriate TV shows can really pay off. Suck it, moms
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman practices 'self care' in the back seat of a car at a dealership in Minnesota. It takes the cops an hour to coax her out of the vehicle. Gotta read the article to find out why we went with the Florida tag
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Well look at those fancy pants over at Goodwill getting all picky about what people are donating. The nerve of some organizations
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Entire Aussie town for sale for just $340,000. Upside: It comes with off-grid solar power and satellite NBN internet. Downside: It's just a one-acre dust pit of an old mining town
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(The Register)
 
 
 
You'll need at least $1.4m to feel Jeff Bezos' thruster up your ass
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
"I had to shoot him, he was coming at me with a banana"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Hoarders just can't throw anything away
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The pope, sensing danger, inflates his cassock to appear larger and more dangerous to predators
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Even this one?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How to win a bidding war on a home. "Boycott jagoff realtors who intentionally underprice homes to create excitement" conspicuously absent
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Why does the Governor of Iowa hate kids under 12?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Volunteer firemen. New hotness: Volunteer firegirls
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Regrets, these last living WWII-era German Nazis have few
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(Some Fancy Guy)
 
 
 
Would you think I'm classy if I told you I discussed low-yield bonds with a stranger at a museum last weekend while sipping a quaint 2017 Pinot noir?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Louisiana state troopers can be seen on a dark roadside stunning, punching and dragging a Black man to his death. Cop died in a crash a year later hours after finding out he'd be fired. WARNING: EXPLICIT VIOLENCE IN VIDEO
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Maybe showing The Shawshank Redemption on movie night wasn't the best idea
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits need a reminder they can't just show up in France unannounced. This is not a repeat from 1230
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this outdoor sauna and porch
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The FAA is handing out fines left and right for disruptive airline passengers. One Delta passenger is on the hook for $52,500
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Officers who arrested an 80-pound 73-year-old woman with dementia, broke her arm, dislocated her shoulder, and laughed about it are less jovial reading their criminal charges
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
54% of Americans will believe anything. 5 stars, would believe again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
42% of Americans can't name a single prominent Asian American. Pollster gave up after the hundredth time he heard Mickey Rooney, David Carradine, Sean Connery, Walter Oland and Ken Jeong
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Idaho teacher halts a school shooting by: A) pulling out her own gun and shooting the student; B) rushing the student and putting her in a choke hold until she dies; or C) hugging and then disarming the shooter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Of all the shiats Sherlock never had, this one was never had the most
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Creeped out by the impending Cicadapocalypse? You're going to love the follow-up Rataclysm
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you bowl a bad game, don't blame the ball
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(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Back in the day the rich had the good manners to stop and toss a coin next to the corpse
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
There'll be time enough for counting when the driving's done
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seven plead not guilty in Bowling Green Massacre
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
This is my shocked face: "Unvaccinated Americans Twice As Likely To Feel Comfortable Ditching Masks"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 837: "Look up. Look WAAAAYYYY up". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mad scientist underestimates the Power of Fark Mascot
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Guy without a concealed carry permit accidentally shoots someone in Walmart. Clearly this reinforces the need to completely repeal the law requiring permits, or training, or anything else that might improve the safety of innocents
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Almost 50,000 Floridians losing homeowner's coverage due to widespread roof fraud and many don't even know it yet. No comment from chicken on the roof
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Double the munchies? Coroner issues warning over THC laced snacks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Polar Bear Incest is the name of subby's Alphorn-based Kraftwerk cover band
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Mainiac sentenced in zombie apocalypse shootout
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
You should feel relieved that you have a small penis, guys with massive ones find it very hard to get through life (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The vaccine that is totally going to protect you in a casino full of spreaders is also going to require yearly boosters to get those neutralizing antibody titers back up to protective levels
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Retiring? OhFark!
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Not to grouch about it, but your trashcan is also wrong
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
San Jose, CA wants to set up "Humanitarian Zones" for homeless campers. Space station captains and crew welcomed, but just don't start a riot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cardening, and other perennial phenomena
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and busted: raging forest fires from climate change. New hotness: "zombie fires" or fires that never go out because of climate change
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(Chron)
 
 
 
How do you solve a problem like the Astrodome? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a purpose for the Astrodome? A museum exhibit? Sell on Craigslist? Just tear it down?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo to begin allowing customers to trade in Bitcoin aaaaannnnnnd congratulations you already have three accounts open
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scary scarecrow
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Another cycling champion falls victim to doping
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Anti-Health Act party didn't violate the Health Act, partygoers argue
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
NY AG: "We would like to join the suit against Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman." .. Federal judge: "Please proceed"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Darwin's Arch evolves into two towers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If a man defecates in the woods does he have to get completely naked?
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Is it just me or are the stairs trying to kill you?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shocking research shows that areas with low vaccination rates have higher rates of Covid infections. Well, not that shocking
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man on group W bench for smashing 6 police cruiser windshields
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
The Queen Mary is in danger of capsizing
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
I walk the line
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's Princess Beatrice announces she's expecting, but being 11th in line to the throne, the little one has practically no chance at being a Queen Bea
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A serum made with donkey plasma to fight Covid-19? I want to Bolivia
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Mysterious metal monoliths. New hotness: Mysterious stone artworks
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Add "a fully electric Lambo" to the list of cars you'll only ever fantasize about owning
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magnificent bust
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're going to run a $2M COVID unemployment scheme, do not post about it on social media with pictures of you holding wads of cash
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Guy tries to hijack a bus and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Well you'll find me in the class, coffers full of cash, mayor, I got the funds if you're into teaching scrubs, I'm into scholarships, I ain't into preaching drugs, so come give me some love if you're into ensuring a future of underserved students
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Elevator at "History Channel Building" is history
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Yeah, as much as you want to hug this good boy, you don't want to be near him when he shakes after the rescue
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Viva Las Vegas
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Gulf Shores police unsure of origin of 31 kilos of cocaine that washed up on the beach, but given its forward bouquet of earthiness and a lingering nosefeel with dominant raspberry notes, officers agree it's probably Pacific Salvadoran
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
App savvy youth saves old timer at bar, who had got dressed up for his first post-lockdown drink, when he was 'ignored for 15 minutes' trying to buy a pint but didn't have the app
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(Card Player)
 
 
 
The house doesn't always win
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Friends with benefits qualify for 4th Amendment protection. 2-night stands surge in popularity
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
On second thought, Missouri decides it doesn't want to honor a pill-popping, sexist, racist gasbag
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Even though passenger travel has declined at airports, one thing has remained constant. Care to guess what it is? Go ahead, guess
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Simple. Just create some walls of transparent aluminum in your Klingon Bird of Prey and beam them up
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(AP News)
 
 
 
India just had a record bad day
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Father of the year? Husband of the year? Why not both?
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
From the realms of the unexpected: Alcohol-free Irish pub to open in Abu Dhabi. Isn't that just a cafe?
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley gives $1,000 gifts to every employee of his high school alma mater, in addition to helping fund connectivity for remote learning and basketball programs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's a bus. China invented a bus
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Millennials and GenX don't need a Magic Sky Daddy
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Breaking into a car? Not really news. Breaking into a car owned by a UFC Heavyweight fighter? That's news ... and a serious butt whipping
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Do you know why I pulled you over? Hello? HELLO? WAKE UP
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
My side. Your side. My side. Your side
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
If you participated in the Jan 6th insurrection, maybe don't brag about it at the dentist's office, because another patient might turn you in
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
New Yorkers finally realize that if you move to the suburbs, you can't walk to the corner to get an onion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School pulls book after complaints it is dead-on accurate
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman mistakes Little Caesar's for a Chuck-E-Cheese and viciously attacks another woman, stomping on her head while everyone stands around and films
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In some states, you can already hear the BBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW BEEEEEEEEEEE EWWWWWWWWW TSSSSSSSSSSSS of the cicadas
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Man practicing landing plane should have practiced harder
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(WalletHub)
 
 
 
Last summer was a bust for travel, but this summer should be all-clear for vaccinated Americans at least here in the U.S. So, where to go?
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
If finger guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have finger guns
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cold couple
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After flunking out of service dog training for getting too easily distracted due to his strong drive to find things by sniffing them out, Sheldon has finally found his true calling as an arson detection dog just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Promiscuous couple thinks hotel room windows are tinted, goes full randy romps then left horrified after neighbors complain
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Willfully withhold evidence to secure the wrongful conviction of two men that spent 14 years in jail? Well, mister DA that's a jailin- really? No? Well you're gonna get disbarr-? Fine, that's a voluntary surrender of your law license and a finger wag
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police constable tells subordinate staffer he stirred her tea with his penis, doesn't understand why he was fired
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(12 News Now)
 
 
 
As Texas deals with seasonal flooding, a new threat emerges: Alligators on the loose
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The Somerton Man, centre of the Tamam Shud death case, was exhumed today for DNA testing. Here are five clues to who he is and how he died. "Being in Australia" still leading theory of death
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Not news: You can buy a motorcycle airbag for $400. Fark: Plus $12/month for a subscription, without which the airbag is worthless
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(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Man in Fargo attacks live news crew. Fargo trifecta now complete
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not really
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Heated argument between two friends about Tom Brady lands one in jail. Too bad they couldn't just deflate the situation before the cops were called
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news, Farkers: Any alcohol consumption is bad for your brain. Oh, wait, that's bad news. Subby doesn't brain too good for some reason
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(Brussels Times)
 
 
 
Manhunt under way for soldier armed with a stolen rocket launcher and a penchant for threatening Belgian virologists
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Austin man honors the time-old rock star tradition of wrecking a really expensive hotel room before moving on to the next city
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man hid cocaine in his anus. I guess a drug charge would've rectum
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Well-regulated militia member defends his right to drive drunk
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Tue May 18, 2021
(WISTV)
 
 
 
If you're a good prisoner, you get a lollipop
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Does Sweepy McSweepface still make you laugh, or do you go with more local reference with Sir Sweeps-A-Lot. In either case, help Seattle name its new street sweeper
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
It was a slow death
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Visit Your Relatives Day, because the people at the National Day Calendar have hearts of the blackest sin and want us all to suffer
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Children's theme park cancels reopening indefinitely after receiving threats over carding visitors before entrance
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Tsunami tower in Tokeland could become model for nation, allowing residents to get high in emergencies
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Fact Check: No, the video of the woman filling up plastic bags with gasoline was not recorded in 2021, but in 2019, which of course makes it all better
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(Pittsburgh Magazine)
 
 
 
World's first suburb founded was outside of Pittsburgh and was home to a small, self-sustaining utopian society that offered its elite residents Gothic Revival, cottage-style homes, and yes, it was ruined by its HOA
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's a whole lot of shakin' goin' on in Shenzen
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
Don't think Fargo's weird just because of the Coen Brothers movie and Noah Hawley's show. Do your own research, read about the man with a collection of animal statues outside a burned-out warehouse, and draw your own conclusions
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Among the things held dear in Texas are America, Family, Football, Cricket, Oil... wait, go back one
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man who died by suicide in Fargo courtroom faced 7 years in prison, promised to knock $100 off the price of TruCoat
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(Some Geriatric)
 
 
 
Photoshop these geriatric gym-bunnies
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Last year during the height of the pandemic, hundreds of non-existent "farms," including many with Jersey Shore addresses with no farming, received tens of thousands of dollars in PPP loans
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1871, Chief Satanta attacked wagon trains and killed teamsters, in what was only the first iteration of his act which would culminate in 1999 with the release of Supernatural and the hit single Smooth
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Two dead after Party Bus becomes Bang Bus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The irony of this story does not go unnoticed
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Was he trying pick up enough speed to make the jump from the Keys to Havana?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
5th suspect arrested over Dresden jewelry theft before Jimmy Conway can get to him. Henry Hill a little surprised
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Duke sucks for the coronavirus. Invents vaccine that takes out all of them at once
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India would like you to know that, well, they're kinda real busy right now what with the covid decimating their country and all, and won't be exporting any vaccines until around October or so
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arizona woman accused of killing her two children with a cleaver, although officials refuse to speculate if it was Ward, June, Wally, or the Beaver
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for man in Confederate monument theft, despite pleas that it's all about heritage, not heist
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Darwin disapproves
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Woman, probably tapping her finger on her head, refuses to tell the cops where she lives after admitting she cashed forged checks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Arizona pilot cited for driving in the carpool lane
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(Tribune Chronicle)
 
 
 
"Bill pushes police on interstates". That's uncalled for, Bill
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"He's heading right away from us" found to be valid excuse for shooting by NC DA
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada investing in new mRNA vaccine plant since the whole horse and barn door thing wasn't really working out
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(Cyprus Mail)
 
 
 
Fry the friendly skies
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Because this is 'Murica, Ohio sees increase in Covid vaccinations after bribing its citizens with a vaccine lottery
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this collectable coin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Picture of optical illusion found on internet. Difficulty: picture not included in story. Further difficulty: picture not even linked in story
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
A brief history of Massive Intelligence Failures in the United States. 1) Pearl Harbor. 2) The Tet Offensive. 3) 9-11. 4) UFOs. 5) The January 6 insurrection. Wait, go back one
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Have a gender reveal party. Go to jail. It's the law
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Alabama legalizes medical marijuana, but already worried people will fake ailments to receive cards. Most likely candidates include PTSD, generalized anxiety disorder, and living in Alabama
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sorry hangry gator. This is a Wendy's
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(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Your mom spotted on your mom
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
600k kids from 12-15 have gotten vaccinated in past week, but 61% of parents agree that's still too young to need a cell phone in the first place
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kosovo police seize record cocaine shipment just in time for mask-free party weekend
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Music lawsuits, digital tokens, cars, and things people steal from dead French dudes are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 2-8 Googly Eyes Edition
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Man steals ambulance, crashes it hours later, poses for the best mugshot of the day
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Please wait in one of those uncomfortable chairs while we investigate the murder in the dining room
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One of the main results of the last round of stimulus checks that went out to Americans will most likely be an explosion of new quality material on the "People of Wal-Mart" site
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When it comes to your colorectal screening, 45 is the new 50
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Remember when Colonial Pipeline shut down last week? Oh but there's more, so much more
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Yesterday was the deadliest day for India, since the Coronavirus pandemic began; and that was BEFORE the cyclone hit, which is one of the strongest ever recorded
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fact: If the police report mentions a bucket, something nasty was in that bucket
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(Vice)
 
 
 
If they're the 'lone survivors', I think I'd rather be dead
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
You're not going to get a lot of repeat business if you shoot your customers in the head every time there is a dispute
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Family racking up $10,000 in fines over neighborhood roosters claim they're a farm, say they're never going to give them up, never gonna let them down, never gonna run around and desert them
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Whose ready to see more people putting gas in bags? Will they even still do it after so much fun was made? Tune in on this week's episode of Colonial Pipeline
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Welp, the ejection seat works
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(Flipboard)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, Help I Caught My Son in a Compromising Position With a Vacuum Cleaner. Thank God it wasn't a Dyson
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Tesla, engage autopilot mode." "Cop-seeking mode engaged." "Wait, that's not what I--" *CRASH*
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Join AARP in your 20s to reap rewards immediately, earn the scorn of old people
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