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Sun April 18, 2021
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The definitive guide to the world's hidden blunders. Patios with slatted chairs, Drew's secret lair where he nukes the Politics tab both conspicuously absent
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. We celebrate the First Anniversary of Fartist Friday - the Paper Anniversary. Create a new work of art using actual paper - make origami, a collage, draw, write a poem, etc - and post a photo of it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well this is not at all disturbing - eBay account of individual who works in a Chicago pharmacy selling blank vaccination cards
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Elephants leave quite an impression on ivory poacher
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Narcocat. Narcocat. Does whatever a narcocat does... which is to traffic narcotics. Bad kitty
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
♫ In the southern country where I come from, the Jagger Library burns and it ain't no fun, but hang fire...hang fire ♫
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Do not interfere with a paper boy, for they really know how to sling it
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(Some Guy Can't Pick His Nose)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chitannic guy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A) You are not helping and B) wrong house, you morons
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Five-year-old boy from Oklahoma declares himself a Calvinist
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Pro tip on how to politely say "I would prefer to not attend your mass spreader event, you anti-science plague rat". You know, to maintain the relationship long term
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this grim pipe
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Pinto owners rejoice as firefighters use 32,000 gallons of water over four hours and have to call Tesla to extinguish one burning car
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Are you missing a thing to worry about now that you're fully vaccinated against Covid-19? Six of America's nuclear weapons are unaccounted for. Some of them have been gone for decades. You're welcome
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
This is your world. This is your world on Covid. (And we wonder why nobody is traveling anywhere.)
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Hey America, I know we're trying to make up for lost time as things get back to normal, but can we cool it on the active shooters?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
A 5.9 magnitude earthquake hits southern region of Iran close to nuclear plant. Epicentre has been detained, questioned about possible links to Mossad
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Oldest living American isn't
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
79 years ago 80 men with balls bigger than the aircraft they flew in did two things that had never been done before, flying Army bombers from an aircraft carrier, & attacking the home islands of Japan. They're all gone now but the memory lives on
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(Tastefully Offensive)
 
 
 
So much right ...yet even more wrong
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(Some Amateur Lawyer)
 
 
 
From our good advice department: If you're driving around with 22 pounds of the best plant we have, make sure that you have plates on your vehicle. This is true even in Mendocino County, CA
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
It's a day ending in 'y'. Time for another shooting
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
What, you thought it was already Spring? Mother Nature laughs at your calendar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this IT specialist
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: "Fra-gee-lay. Must be Italian." Share your moving stories
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Owner of fleapit boarding house for alcoholics and transients dies. Entrepreneurial tenant spots a business opportunity, buries landlord under 400kg of concrete and takes over his identity. And nobody notices
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(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
First it was the cabbages. Then came the broccoli. But now it's reached new, terrifying heights with feta cheese
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
How we get words like dagnabbit and dadgummit. It's a taboo deformation, and it's what we say when we can't say what we want to say. What do you say?
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
10 mistakes people make when visiting a National Park. Number 11 should be not going to one of them at all
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Those glitter bombs certainly spread a lot of dust
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The six Chinese survivors of the Titanic whose stories weren't shared due to anti-Chinese sentiment in the West
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because a spring football exhibition is clearly more important than trying to stop the spread of COVID-19, 47,218 idiots show up to watch Alabama in a scrimmage
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Toddler comes home after spending nearly 700 days in the hospital due to a congenital heart defect. Since this happened in the United States, you better believe a GoFundMe page was set up
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police seize giant clam shells valued at giant amount of clams
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Unknown comic somehow is a doctor, on a school board, and an anti-masker. Nice trifecta, but Fark has a tag for it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The hottest housing market in America is A. Austin. B. Phoenix. C. Manchester, NH?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How did Pfizer become the prestige status vaccine?
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Airplane crash lands into pond at local country club. Rare Florida aircraft water landings trifecta now in play
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Sat April 17, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
National Realtors Association trying to lift the ban on eviction so they have more homes to sell
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(imradio.fm WYEG)
 
 
 
At 11PM ET it's time for Noise Factor Episode 4. The knob has been cranked to eleven and busted right off. Really, no one knows where it is
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Please return stolen unicorn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure, put "Dr." Drew on a homelessness commission. While we're at it, why not put Andrew Wakefield on America's vaccine response? Maybe Dr. Oz for Surgeon General. Or why not have some Flat Earthers run NASA?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Go be press somewhere else
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this saluting statue
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) returns tonight. Mrs Conklin is trying to play matchmaker, Liz & Iris want to go to a dance and the boys refuse, and the crooked oil man Cheney is about to get his, then a new Superman story starts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here we see a perfectly executed landing on a top secret submarine aircraft carrier
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FTFA: "When he was interviewed by the FBI, he denied that he was a Nazi sympathizer." *checks pic in article* Riiiiight
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gym where everyone had 26 minutes to arrive and work out without masks linked to 580 Covid cases and one death
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Well who are we to believe? Dr. Fauci or Dr. DeDeath?
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
This real estate listing goes off the rails about three photos deep
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
He's going to use this as a defense for his racism, just watch
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop amazed cat
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Editor's note: A previous version of this story stated that the bear is a brown bear. While it is a bear that is brown, it is not a brown bear; it is a black bear (that is brown). The story has been updated to reflect this
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Americans overwhelmingly say marijuana should be legal. Also Cheetos and Doritos products taken over by the government and made free for all
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman spots "baby dinosaur" running through yard. With grainy video. No word if alcohol was involved
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you live in Los Angeles, Salt Lake City, or Denver, you may not have enough fresh water by the end of summer. Get outdoors now and enjoy the fresh air because it's gonna be burning in a month
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Man shot while walking on water
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Nevada, now *almost* sure that boobies don't cause the COVIDs, is considering allowing strippers to resume dancing without them
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Who said it was Flyover Country? Seven of the best midwestern road trips
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slateposition: "It's time to stop outdoor mask wearing"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Guardian goes full Thanos, says Genghis Khan was actually good for the planet
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Fukuoka man with odd fetish gets arrested in the act by mall cop
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lowe's truck is too high as the 11'8" (+8") strikes again
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Westport's new Mermaid Museum hopes to expose visitors to the romance of the sea, ocean ecology, boobs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"April 17, 2006. A date which will live in infamy" - Abraham Lincoln
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And now we are facing a surplus of vaccine because reasons
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(AP News)
 
 
 
3,000,000
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(Beans)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beans
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Osaka neighborhood creeped out by area corpse hotel, whose owner notes Covid killed traditional Iodging business, so he had to improvise. "I got some money from the (funeral hall) for the trouble, and it isn't against the law"
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
A cat that was missing for more than a year has been found - just a 15-minute drive away from where his owner lives. Welcome to a happy reunion on Caturday
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Good to know our brave officers are fearlessly patrolling Pornhub to keep us safe (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Once again for the people in the back: There are no 15-year-old girls that are meeting for sex on the Internet
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
"Hunky Man Cleaning Service" post goes viral, notching up more than 5.8 million views. Manager plans to keep cleaning service ongoing, abs rippling
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
PeloNOMNOMNOM
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Captain's log, April 13, 1945. Today I flushed the toilet and sank our sub"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Store decides to bar people who have not gotten the Covid-19 vaccine from entering. That's pretty harsh considering not everybody is elegib...wait...sorry, I got that wrong: They are banning people who DID get vaccinated. What the fark?
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Houston has some incredible cuisine. Barbecue, Cajun, Vietnamese. Tex-Meth is not one of them though
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A dingo almost ate your baby
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Man argues with supermarket employees. Fark: While armed with a grenade
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Las Vegas tourists finding new creative places to park to avoid high parking fees at resorts
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Being Florida, he'll probably spend it all on pet alligators and meth within a year
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Arguing about their dirty laundry (figuratively), leads to fire set to dirty laundry (literally). A laundry list of charges awaits
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're filming the launching of a tugboat, be sure you aren't in the boat's splash range when it hits the water
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Fri April 16, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Norman Bates is on the loose
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Therapist faces expulsion from Mormon church for treating her patients with dignity and without condemnation
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
To absolutely no one's surprise, Mike Lindell fails to be Frank with us
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
A few hundred bad apples spoils the barrel; or, how in-class learning only lasted two weeks
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently attending the local annual cow poo-throwing festival in India is more important than dying from Covid-19 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK will consume 5,000,000 pints of beer on the first Friday night of loose Covid restrictions, and there will be a rise in profits and Covid cases nationwide
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Criminal conspiracy at the city landfill
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Should they change its name to Kushtown?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ice cream cones recalled as they may contain...cream
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
24-year-old cat saved by firefighters after "careless smoking" causes blaze. 24 years is pretty old for a cat that smokes
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Meet the most popular man on Tinder. But hurry up, he has to be at the gym in ... crap, just missed him
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
Video
 
Bird drops fish onto truck driver's windshield while driving in North Carolina
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these boaters
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(BK Reader)
 
 
 
Misguided do-gooders are "rescuing" New Yorkers' pet cats and delivering them to shelters... even the bodega cats aren't safe
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
World-class mastermind unsuccessfully tries to ram a truck into a store to steal healthful, liberating, and empowering substance, then shoots a bystander who tried to stop the burglary
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
His family and friends
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(Some Zoom Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Wear Pajamas to Work Day. Or as we've called it for the past year: Friday
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's like if they rebooted "Knight Rider" with a Tesla and had it hunt down criminals across the country. Which . . . is not that bad of an idea, actually
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Indiana Governor Eric Holcomb (R) announces flags will be flown at half-staff until Tuesday so there, we're good, gun violence problem solved
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Crossbows don't kill serfs, serfs kill serfs
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Castro is stepping down as the leader of Cuba. No, again
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia would like the world to know it's not touching Ukraine. Right now. But it will not comment on any future potential loogie hocking
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
France outlaws sex with children aged under 15. In other news, it was Pepe Le Ew before today
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dire concern is growing over whether automakers will be able to keep up with the demand for batteries as more and more cars become electric. Oh well. We tried. Guess we just gotta keep digging for oil
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
J&J to Pfizer and Moderna: "Could you pretty please check to see if your vaccines cause clots too?" Pfizer and Moderna: "Nah, bro. We're cool making all this money. Thanks for asking"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Michigan parents facing a statewide Covid surge demand schools allow their children to roam about mask-free
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Mother-of-the-Year accused of stabbing her own daughter. Dopey mugshot included
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
OK, Millennial
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Whatever
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man thought he would turn invisible if he wore green morph suit in background of his partner's Zoom call. He thought wrong
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Ohio man with assault rifle apprehended at Times Square subway station, tells NYPD he should able to carry the weapon because he had a permit in Ohio
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fire
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY man calls medical facility to report lost cocaine, gets arrested
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out judges don't enjoy it when defendants mock court orders
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
In other news, a shotgun was fired on Prince Edward Island
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Black grandfather having a seizure? Obviously he needed a beatdown from half a dozen cops
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you see an interracial couple, just stay in your Mercedes and keep going
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Future potential astronauts who die on Mars will be eaten by the survivors
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here... just a woman going into a punching-and-biting rampage over a mask
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Simon & Schuster wisely stops plans to release a book written by the cop who murdered Breonna Taylor in which said cop tries to defend his actions and victim-blame
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
You're bl, I mean a rapper, you can't renew your CCW
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Aaaaaand...here come the cicadas
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bar owner who ignored Covid restrictions will now get a chance to ignore that pesky requirement to have a liquor license
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The J&J vaccine controversy just got totally metal \m/ \m/
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Protesters decide to freshen up the look of the fencing outside the Brooklyn Center police station
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Want to know where weed culture is going? Here's a hint: LALALA
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Giant armed robots loom over streets of rebel-controlled Donetsk as tensions continue to rise in Ukraine. Will settle the score if humans on both sides don't tone it down
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who's donating money to accused vigilante murderers, far-right activists, and police officers accused of shooting black Americans? Here is my shocked face
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Evangelical preacher who conducted prayers to 'cure the gay', claimed to be able to cure AIDS, and publicly beat a woman to 'cast out a demon spirit' suffers the ultimate punishment - His YouTube channel has been deleted
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Geneva Convention calls "killing a combatant who, having laid down his arms or having no longer means of defence, has surrendered at discretion" a war crime. The Chicago Police Union head calls actions like that "justified and actually heroic"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Oath Keeper swears he's guilty
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Vandal gives woman the finger
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(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
Moms sidelined from the job market, but don't worry - I've been helping to keep your mom busy
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Deserts don't have droughts, that's why it's a desert
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Are too-generous unemployment benefits that make workers lazy the reason restaurants aren't able to hire workers? Before you respond, remember that A) this is a headline in the form of a question, and b) It's Slate asking the question
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand to extinguish cigarettes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times asks the question: Is the blue wall of silence starting to crack. Well, it's a complicated question with two answers. The short answer: No. The long answer: Hahahahahahaha omfg hell noooooooooo
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'My colleague keeps saying she's our baby's second mum and my wife isn't happy. Wat do?'
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(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
If you want to get your cat neutered, make sure your veterinarian has the official I Can Tell the Difference Between Ears and Genitals seal of approval
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona investigating 298 COVID-19 cases among vaccinated people
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Turns out if you don't use gas and rubber bullets on protesters, they eventually leave on their own
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Back in the day before FARK existed, there was a letter from Prince Philip apologizing to Richard Nixon about a 'lame' toast. It didn't even have butter to go with it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So you woke up this morning and wondered how in heaven's name am I supposed to mourn Bernie Madoff? Relax. NBC news thought control has got you covered
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The US military is chock full of dangerous conspiracy nuts and all out traitors
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fyre festival attendees to receive $7,000 each in settlement, which makes you think, "Exactly how much did people pay initially for that trainwreck?"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A man wearing a mask broke into a home where an old man lives, and demanded money. The old man shot the intruder multiple times, and is now suffering life-threatening injuries. Old man: "I didn't know the suspect was my own grandson"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Human sacrifice, NYC reeking of legal weed and crawling with unstable potheads, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria, like the author of this opinion piece
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Monday: Knoxville PD reports they killed a school shooter. Tuesday update: not a school shooter. Wednesday update: unarmed student killed during a "scuffle" after the officer shot himself in the hip. And no, they're not releasing the body cam footage
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
John Lennon was right
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Hey Texas, do you remember how your freedom-loving independent unregulated power grid collapsed when it got cold in the winter? The same thing is going to happen if it gets hot this summer, but don't worry, it never gets hot in the summer in Texas
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Man convicted of assaulting another man with a pool cue. This man can bank on a prison sentence. Chalk one up for the DA who ran the table with the charges
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Baltimore cop admits at trial that other officers used to carry toy guns to plant in case they shot someone by mistake
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The blurb calls him a protestor. Subby thinks he's just found an excuse to indulge in his fetish in public
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, NPR's list of the top seven ways to get out of medical debt doesn't include, "elect politicians who will enact a single-payer healthcare system"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Clean School Bus Act is a great thing for kids and the environment, so no one should oppose it...right?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Meet 'Painless Pete', a retired nurse who has vaccinated thousands. Bonus: He tells dad jokes while jabbing you
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
"Cookie Debruin ... said the bear caused no harm, only dragging away her trash ..." Seriously? You went to investigate a bear threat and found a " Cookie Debruin" to interview? Welcome to Fark, Cookie Debruin
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(Some Barbarian)
 
 
 
How did crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women not make this list? Internet, I am dissapoint
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(Some Married Guy)
 
 
 
Getting divorced four times is not a great track record. Getting divorced four times in one month, however, is ... a pretty clever loophole in Taiwan
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Doomsday wankers probably spanking it over news that the end of the human race is coming in just a few generations thanks to the rapidly dropping sperm count among men
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas advances legislation to let any idiot walk around with a gun
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I'm not trying to shock you or anything, but it looks like the Americans who are having the worst trouble with evictions during the pandemic are mobile home dwellers. I guess living in a trailer isn't an indication of sound economic stability?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"There's nothing inherently unique about...a rural area that makes people balk at getting vaccinated. It's just that rural areas have a larger share of people in the most vaccine-resistant groups: Republicans and white evangelical Christians." Um
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With covid surging, Thailand is closing its schools, bars, and massage parlors. No thinking, drinking, or winking
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China's destruction of the truth happens with a Lai
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
"Underage girl stabbed by high school, another girl in custody." Why is another girl in custody when the high school did it?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baseball player
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(Some Hokie)
 
 
 
April 16, 2007. Do you still remember?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
There's a lot of financial incentive behind traffic stops
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(CBC)
 
 
 
So much for a rejuvenating post-pandemic summer in Ontario
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Ahhhh, autumn. Leaves changing, pumpkins, Halloween, Thanksgiving gluttony, third Moderna shot
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Famed for losing all those lawsuits for Devin Nunes, attorney Steven Biss takes on a case for a student suing WSJ, WaPo, NY Times, and MSNBC. His record remains unmarred by success
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Who's up for a swim in the garage?
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Mass casualty event at a FedEx facility in Indianapolis. UPDATE: Nine dead, at least ten others wounded
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street values single Jersey deli at $100 million. That's a lot of shredded lettuce
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
There are better ways to tenderize your steak
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Sit back, and I'll tell you the tale of the saddest aircraft carrier in history. Yes, it's in China
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Thu April 15, 2021
(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
When released from jail you might as well go home in style
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
D'awww... shiat! [NSFW language]
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
News headline ends in a question mark because if it didn't it would be a lie
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Damage at the Capitol poses some challenges in finding the right materials for repairs. The Forest Service Laboratory has some mahogany planks set aside for propeller research from WWI, according to Assistant Director Robert "Bob" Ross
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
A woman and her children faced deportation back to their home country of Honduras in 2018. Since then they have been living in hiding in a church, until this week when they received a stay on the order. Tag is for the church, community and the family
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
There's getting sent off in style, and then there's... this (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
City of Placerville votes to remove image of noose from its official logo. Nickname "Old Hangtown" will remain
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
RIP, chickens
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
It ain't easy - BEE - cheesy
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Greatest Scots boss EVER gives his entire staff a full Monday off when the pubs reopen on April 26 so they can enjoy pints, get drunk and not show up for work on Tuesday
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(Vox)
 
 
 
If you get a bill for your COVID-19 vaccine from your insurance company for 57 cents or something weird like that, don't pay it.. It's free
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
New footage shows that 13-year-old Adam Toledo had his hands up when he was fatally shot by a Chicago police officer
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Health officials warn that touching these hairy things in Florida can lead to a nasty rash
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
8:30pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream, Thursday edition
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dancer
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(Wired)
 
 
 
YES and please stop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The unmentioned implication being that 2000 years from now, maybe the only thing that will remain of our civilization will be a golden toilet and the engravings that describe its owner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It appears that Kentucky doesn't have a "Son of Sam" law, as one of Breonna Taylor's killers gets a book deal with the publishing house that puts out works by such luminaries as Dan Bongino and Laura Loomis
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Oopsie
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Planes weren't packed last year but those who flew were
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Two Lions test positive for Covid. Do the Moose and Elk have herd immunity?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge threatens to declare a mistrial if the prosecution "even hints" at newly discovered evidence that proves that the defense's medical expert was full of shiat when he hinted Floyd could have died of carbon monoxide poisoning
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Is it more humane to provide a shipping container tiny home for the homeless than doing nothing? Is a McDonalds burger better than no food? Are free sandals better than no shoes? Is Bud lite better than no beer? Wait, forget that last one
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(Some Rukus)
 
 
 
If you're a convicted felon riding a motorized scooter, creating a disturbance, and brandishing your gun in a Walmart, you may not want to broadcast it on Facebook live
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"They're protesting...and they brought cans of soup"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
The city of Pittsburgh changes the color scheme of city-owned vehicles to "old and rusty"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Protip: if "Prince Harry" contacts you via social media and says he wants to marry you, it's probably not him
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Cool: free beer for receiving your Covid-19 vaccine. Meh: it's Budweiser
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cameraman
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Here's a map of the percentage of people by county in the US that are hesitant to get the covid vaccine. If you live in North Dakota, you may want to think about moving
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Because nothing says "I love you, Mom," like a vibrating necklace and a $650 bidet for Mother's Day
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pfizer CEO: "Uhhhhhh....third time's the charm?"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You'll no doubt be shocked that the "expert" who testified that George Floyd just happened to have a heart attack while Chavin's neck was on his knee, is being sued by the MD ACLU for covering up a similar police murder in MD when he was the ME
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trevor Bedford, scientist who studies disease evolution, comes back to Twitter after 2 months absence, just to say that Covid spike mutations are happening rapidly compared to influenza, and sheds some light on the possible implications
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Strayan man provides his insightful commentary and review of the Navy's recent twerking ceremony
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
During lockdown 74yo Flanders man forgets he should be telling kids to get off his lawn, instead invites them to play in his garden. Rod and Todd think there are demons there, will stay in the house
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
White man gets mad about mask, hits cop with hammer, drags cop from moving truck, doesn't get shot or tased. Video one tweet up
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
South Dakota Attorney General charged with killing a man in a hit and run is proud to announce his promotion in the Army Reserve to full colonel. Failing upwards
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
A new study figured out how many pimples the average person will pop in their lifetime and ewwwwwww
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hospitals in India record over 200,000 cases of covid-19 in twenty-four hours, which is enough to threaten their entire healthcare industry or fill up one medium-sized train
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
To the left, "CDC: Less Than .01% of US Population Has Gotten Covid After Full Vaccination". To the right: pedantic discussion on how the word "fewer" should be used instead
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia claims 'there is no famine' in Best Korea, possibly due to bumper crops of dietary staples such as dirt, bark, or other Best Koreans to eat
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's two hour serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Mighty Lemon Drops, Magazine, Clock DVA, and Ultravox. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #209. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
 
 
High school basketball coach decides to rob a drug stash house. Since his name is not Omar from "The Wire", you know how it turns out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like the United States is turning into that one crazy aunt you have who collects porcelain cats and dolphins, except we're doing it with vaccine doses
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japan comes to the realization that a cute animated mascot maybe isn't the best way to win people over to your plan to release radioactive water into the ocean
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Large section of UK attempts to rejoin the EU
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
A look back at the fire that devastated Paris' Notre Dame Cathedral and what it looks like two years after
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Instagram for kids. Bad idea or absolutely terrible idea?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK is experiencing a giant shortage of garden gnomes
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Florida cows beefing with suburban neighborhood, will not moove or hoof it out when threatened with car alarms and lawn sprinklers and yes subby is milking this one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two French men get drunk. Do they a) go and eat a nice meal with some quality red wine, b) start a drunken fight in a sleazy bar or c) inject each other in the penis with cream normally used to treat hemorrhoids?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Army admits that, yeah, OK, the DC Guard might have technically "misused" those helicopters back during the George Floyd demonstrations when it flew them so low over the crowds. But surely you can acknowledge that the crowds were mostly non-white
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US Army Sgt. Jonathan Pentland charged with third-degree assault and battery for aggressively pursuing and shoving a black man who was just walking in their South Carolina neighborhood
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New survey shows that nearly half of all Republicans are every bit the uneducated sociopaths as previously thought
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I'm not stupid," says woman who moved next to a major roadway and then complained about the traffic and noise
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop all your eggs in one basket
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mysterious tree-beast menaces for two days until animal welfare arrives, but it turns out to be... seriously?
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Turns out people would rather see a pic of your butt than your face. Here comes the asstastic science
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Someone REALLY likes sprinkles
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Never bring an airsoft gun to a gun fight. *BANG* Never bring a knife to a gun fight that you just lost because you brought an airsoft gun. *BANG*
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As far as National Parks go, Death Valley is trying to make a claim as the GOAT
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
For you, New Hampshire and Maine, a little bit more winter. Which means two mud seasons for the price of one, and from there we segue directly into pollen, black-fly seasons - and then, the Coming of the Masshats
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(9 News)
 
 
 
[Spliffy] Colorado auctioning off cannabis-themed license plates with phrases such as "ISIT420" and "TEGRIDY" to benefit programs for people with disabilities
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrency mathematician found floating in the Hudson River. This is in no way an allegory
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Finally a slideshow that makes sense. 20 Common Safety Hazards. Slide #1: toddlers
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Mission from God, Daytona edition
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(Some Badass)
 
 
 
A reminder that, 76 years ago tonight, the most badass Canadian of all time did his most badass thing in a life full of badassery. Badass
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here come the judge, here come the judge, here come the judge, order in the Supreme Court, here come the judge
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
In other news, apparently someone in Washington state might be dumb enough to sell, distribute, or "knowingly receive" murder hornets
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Another high profile COVID-19 denier, this time in Norway, completes his false flag mission
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hopefully you'll take the engineering just as seriously
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, let's face it. When you're a DoorDash delivery driver whose self-given nickname is "Smooth Sanchez" and you've publicly declared yourself a "virgin for life," is it really that much further of a step toward becoming an Incel terrorist?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 832: "Hygge". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Dallas mega-church closes its doors after claims of financial mismanagement and leadership failure
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(NPR)
 
 
 
No charges will be filed against officer who fatally shot demonstrator
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The son of Jerry Falwell Jr. is out of his job as vice president at Liberty University nearly 8 months after his father resigned as president of the Christian school amid allegations of inappropriate personal behavior and financial self-dealing"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The Earth hungers
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Dude, like have you ever been high on weed while working out at the gym? It's like the tread mills you're running on get you nowhere
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Health officials warn that pausing the J&J vaccine and highlighting the clotting heightens vaccine hesitancy, helps conspiracy theorists, and will ultimately sicken and even kill more people than it saves
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Drew's got a hot tip for you
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(Some Buff Guy)
 
 
 
Another victim of the pandemic: the gym membership. Because it's just as easy to give up working out by February at home
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's why your precious snowflake keeps getting rejected by all those colleges he applied to. Hey, the world needs ditch diggers, too. Or, more likely for these times, grave diggers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
What we have all have been waiting for: Soldier charged after video of confrontation with Black man
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"This angle isn't acute," Tom said obtusely. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, swift dialog edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tank guy
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How is it that good news can still piss you off? Read how a black officer got fired for assaulting a white officer in defense of a handcuffed assailant, while that same white officer got promoted to lieutenant. Many tags involved, but hero suffices
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh proudly announces a brand new toll road that will be backed up and make you miss your flight, but hey, probably no potholes for the first year, at least
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Smuggler's Notch reopens, Vermonters still have zero faith in truck drivers. Can we get a Fark poll going here for when the first truck gets stuck this year?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Forget snakes on a plane. In Australia, its motherfarking snakes in your produce
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
What do you do with a flag of nazis? What do you do with a flag of nazis? What do you do with a flag of nazis, when you're woke and cringing?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Car: "En garde" Guardrail: "On car"
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(National Park Service)
 
 
 
It's National Fark Week. Fark for free the whole week of Apr... wait that's a 'P'
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
New study shows that cramming 1/3 less people into a flying beer can reduces Covid transmission rates by, drum roll please... one third. That's right folks, 1/3
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(Some Shoji)
 
 
 
Photoshop what should be in this room
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Running out of ideas, supermarket regrets adding Hepatitis A to its "Taste the Difference" range
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twirly MacTwerkface commissioned into Australian Navy in Wooloomooloo
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Stolen Giant Funko Batman returned. It now lives at police station, presumably with a purloined cyclopean bobblehead commissioner Gordon
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Fonts matter
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Kim Potter: "Well, I screwed up, so I'll resign." Minnesota State Government: "Not so fast"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former medical examiner testifies that Chauvin suffocating Floyd for almost 10 minutes had nothing to do with Floyd's death
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Are farts covered by free speech protections? One plucky flatulist is about to find out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
One Staff Sergeant in South Carolina is going to have an interesting day
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here stalking the ISS at 17,000 MPH. It's just swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflecting the light from Venus, at 254-miles above the Earth, in Space (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Queen returns to whatever she calls work
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Randy boinking couple give students sex-ed lesson from bench in front of school
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia appears to be employing the classic "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you" military strategy against Ukraine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Mick Jagger calls you out for being irrational and incapable of understanding reason, you know you are on the wrong side of things
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(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
"I dunno, I feel that Florida has gotten too boring and predictable lately." "I completely agree. You know what we really need?" "An invasion of tropical frogs with claws? "An invasion of tropical frogs with claws"
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Canada was just ranked the best country in the world. Sorry
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FBI asks public if they know anyone who walks this way
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Watch this Hellcat driver with poor judgment and too much horsepower
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bookies update their odds of aliens being discovered after recent Pentagon reports
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Ex-Spouse Day, a day to forgive and forget and move on from the houses we bought for people we hate
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(KRNV Reno)
 
 
 
Nevada is betting on June 1st for reopening. Good thing people already given to risky activities don't fly in from all over the country to spend time indoors in the Nevada desert during the summer
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bernie is dead
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Covid: 'Israel may be reaching herd immunity.' Thank you for that report Covid
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What does it feel like to have your girlfriend out you to the FBI as a seditious terrorist?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pastor: The vibrating poster in my house is a godly miracle. Reality: The poster is vibrating because of the a/c unit. Pastor: Nu-uh, it's a godly miracle
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(Some waitstaff)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's for dinner
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(KPIC Roseburg)
 
 
 
Thanks to Saving Grace Pet Adoption Center in Roseburg, Oregon quite a few abandoned or hoarded dogs and cats have been rescued & many have been adopted. Please welcome Wonder & Olaf to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because not everything has to be serious: here's Mr. Rogers getting pranked and handling it like a boss
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(Axios)
 
 
 
St. Vincent water supply running critically low, leading some to suggest bringing in David Byrne to fix things
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Strictly 4 my S.T.U.D.E.N.T.Z
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Making TikTok videos holding bags of liposuctioned human fat while dancing? Yep, that's going to get your medical license suspended, Dr. Brazil
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Walking while Black in a Columbia, South Carolina neighborhood - even if you live there - apparently allows anyone else to threaten said walker, is that right Staff Sergeant?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
That's not an apartment, it's a dorm room
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Enemy of the state
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
4/20 Party on Hippy Hill cancelled. Again. This is putting a serious harsh on my buzz. Again
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(Knewz)
 
 
 
Attorney at bowling alley starts smacking his girlfriend around, another lady steps in and shuts his eye. But he got a spare
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Guess which popular spring break state had highest single-day increase in COVID-19 cases since early February?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It turns out that there are real pet detectives
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe the USA copies Canada's names to provide cover for their nefarious deeds
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Homeowners rip up old carpet in living room, find giant Monopoly board hidden underneath. Now looking for Rich Uncle Pennybags to see if he has some extra cash
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The perfect argument for convincing old white men to get a COVID-19 vaccine
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Tue April 13, 2021
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
If you want to set up a successful grow house, you need to first eliminate the competition. Isn't that right, Mr. Landlord?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You need to vacuum your vacuum or else you suck
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Ranking of states from best to worst makes people from New Jersey very mad that people really do not care for their state
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Man detained after he jumped into Milwaukee zoo's elephant enclosure. It's Algonquin for The Good Jail
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is that cocaine in your pants, bra, buttcrack, thigh, and arms, or are you just happy to see me?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England blasts out of lockdown on Monday, recalls what a first-class hangover is like on Tuesday
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Booze in Toronto's public parks during COVID? "Sure, why not." says councillor. Throw city councillors into a wood chipper? "Sure, why not." says Torontonians
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos developing nuclear rockets, which should make future Amazon disputes with eBay and Aliexpress more interesting
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Headline writers of Ireland, this is your day to shine
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(KIWA Radio)
 
 
 
Don't want to be in the hotel business anymore? Hire the best arsonists
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
If you misplaced your live grenade in Chicago's West Side Austin neighborhood this morning, the CPD bomb squad would like to talk to you
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(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this brace and bit man
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(BK Reader)
 
 
 
Secret society operating under cover of darkness since 1848 begrudgingly comes out of the shadows after shoddy builder bungles construction on clubhouse
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Apparently unwilling to wait for Godzilla to evolve naturally, Japan plans to release a million tons of radioactive Fukushima water into the ocean
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Iran to enrich uranium to 'corinthian leather' levels
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
State fair food somehow manages to get even worse
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Biatche slapped
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Pepper spray is a salt
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The Bourne Retirement: Local homeowner claims his yard display that features a man hanging from a noose "isn't rooted in racism." Bourne "isn't buying it " and "will bring this fight to his doorstep"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
After being kicked out by his grandmother and threatening to set a woman's house on fire, Florida Man cannot resist the allure of the sirens of the retention pond
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Teen electrocuted during Florida storm was 'outstanding,' which is probably why they tell you to come inside when it rains
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man escapes from hospital, steals a truck, holds relatives at gunpoint, gets arrested, writes country song
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1360, a hail storm resulted in a thousand dead English troops in France, showing that even back then it wasn't safe to say 'hello' to her
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Oh sure. Let us know how they work out
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Police officer who shot Daunte Wright and police chief submit their resignations. Wait, she shot the police chief too? Talk about a bad week
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crystal ball view
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Colorado family booted off plane because their 2-year-old wouldn't keep mask on. Speaking of 2-year-olds, can anyone keep anything from flying off them?
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(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
After being tried in the court of public opinion for years, Kristin Smart's killer will finally get his chance at being tried in an actual Courthouse now
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Worker bitten by snake at San Diego Zoo. No word if people were chasing her around while she yelled "snakebite"