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Sun June 28, 2020
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Discussing race is uncomfortable. Change my mind
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today in "Idiots Doing Idiot Things," we have...where else?
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Hitler, Hitler
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With flights banned, man sails 29-foot boat solo from Portugal to Argentina in an attempt to get to his father's 90th birthday party, delayed but back in time for Father's Day
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Top Cop fired for buying unauthorized weapons, Saskatchewan ??
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these waterslide mouths
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Old Hell: Risk of death by COVID-19. New Hell: COVID-19 for life
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mesh mask man, mesh mask man. Going to Walmart like a masked man can. Does he get sick, or does sick get him? Mesh mask man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news coming from Trump's HHS secretary Alex Azar: We're all going to die from the coronavirus and you'll be lucky if you live though it as a zombie: 'Window closing for us to take action'
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1914, Austria's Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated. And they all lived happily ever after
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
"I trust our citizens to not sneeze on each other" might just be the most idiotic thing a Texas city council member could say about his city's citizens. So... guess what
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cold climbers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
87% of people realise that they don't like going to work
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ Issues a statement on those phony "mask exemption" cards: Knock it off, idiots
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Police break out the riot gear and brutality in response to...people playing the violin
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(Some Bunker Guy)
 
 
 
For no particular reason, we thought you might like this little article about underground bunkers that just happen to be on the market for the right price
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cyclospora is nature's way of saying it's your own fault for being too damn lazy to make your own salad
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week, show us your fantasy job. Difficulty: Using MSPaint. Bonus: Let us guess your dream profession
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The worm people have finally been exposed after scientists find giant 600-mile wide "megastructures" buried deep below Earth's surface. We will rue the day that we dug this deep (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Madlibs headlines will get out of control. They will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
"Flush out my kidneys"....Y'know, I gotta say, as far as excuses go it's fairly original
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Sure global coronavirus cases have topped 10 million, but this will be a minor number as most of the hardest-hit nations are easing lockdowns too soon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Back home, we get a taxidermy man, he's gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him
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(AP News)
 
 
 
10,000,000
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Special guest appearance on today's episode of 2020: boulder-sized hail
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this inverted individual
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Summer Vacation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
We can now add an invasion of blood-sucking horse flies to the 2020 plot line
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Luca Brasí found at Bass Pro
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sights that evoke terror in Canada: Grizzly tracks, wolf spoor, American licence plates
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trying to explain to the wife how you got COVID19 got a bit more awkward for those living in Vancouver
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Americans are so busy avoiding masks they're avoiding the news, too
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Beginning to think that the officers threatening Shaun King may not be brilliant tacticians?
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
An upside to climate change, military members who died in a 1952 Alaska crash are being recovered for proper burial
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Sat June 27, 2020
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
I'll take 'Invent a nutraloaf powered time machine to stop the invention of video cameras for ten thousand Alex'
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
'Multiple victims' in shooting at Breonna Taylor protest in Louisville that militia groups had threatened to counter protest
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pickleball courts are open. Try to avoid any major incidents
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(PBS)
 
 
 
*Screams into the void*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'd like a beer and 85 COVIDs to go
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Potatoshop this Escheresque staircase
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"We thought this was only a respiratory virus. Turns out, it goes after the pancreas. It goes after the heart. It goes after the liver, the brain, the kidney and other organs." No mention of going after Freedoms
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In the wake of the George Floyd protests 272 NYPD officers have filed for retirement, a 49% spike over this same time last year. How the remaining 38,149 officers will ever be able to keep the city safe is unknown
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Charlottesville Nazis keep getting dumped by their lawyers. Now that's a shame
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photographer
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Meet North Hollywood's Trader Jane ... and we've got a live one
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
White woman at Walmart claims black family stole "her" car. Note the placement of the quotation marks
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Clever tribe of marauding monkeys hatch epic 'Great Escape' jailbreak from zoo, obviously after being taunted too much (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wait... is Dane Cook responsible for the Karen meme? Seriously? Dane Cook?
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
The 5,000 mile long Sahara dust cloud has reached the US mainland, causing a beleaguered nation to collectively shrug their shoulders and say, "Meh...we've seen a lot worse this year"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fed up with racism in the old US world, black Americans head to the new world free of racial discrimination
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Another day, another secret online community of racist police officers posting racist stuff
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Add amateur fireworks to the growing list of things that are making 2020 the worst year on record
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Why won't these embarrassingly tone-deaf white people leave everybody else the hell alone?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just a rise in nuclear particles detected in the Baltic Sea
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this curious critter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
No beach for you
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Once again: Don't drink hand sanitizer. As these New Mexicans have found out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I☠NY
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"It's crazy to think how close she was to being put down, and now she's the love of my grandparents' - and our entire family's - life. It's so worth it giving a special-needs cat a chance." Welcome to Caturday
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Courts rules ICE must please think of the children
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
It won't be the same without Harry Anderson
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Genuine UFO photographs - well, that proves it. The aliens are obviously here, just flying around mocking us
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Las Vegas police: "You want our body cam footage? Sure. That'll be $280/hr"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Lamborghini goes from zero to zero in twenty minutes
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
You know that student loan forgiveness policy thing..yeah, about that
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Get the mayo out, semi truck collision leaves highway covered in French fries
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Head of Church of England: Maybe we should reconsider that whole "white Jesus" thing
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Aussie drug and gun suppliers apparently took the whole 'money laundering' thingy literally after $250k found in dishwasher during police raid
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sabre-rattling Greek navy fights back at Turkey's aggression ... by sinking an abandoned warship close to Turkish holiday islands in the Mediterranean. No word yet if decommissioned transport ship was able to fight back
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1. Be a psychic. 2. Fail to predict something. 3. Profit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
8pm Eastern It's the Fark Friday Livestream - and tonight it's Quiplash: Drew vs potentially YOU if can type the code in fast enough. Come join us and watch his score drop as he drinks
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Axe-throwing business reopens with free sessions for frontline workers, who unfortunately won't be allowed to throw them at people not wearing masks
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"So what did you go to school for?" "Ninja studies." "Black belt?" "Masters"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
90% of U.S.-bound cruise ships brought us the coronavirus in early March. Good thing Captain Trump warned us too late
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red texture
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's a green light for Red Light District (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Do you even lift lockdown, bro? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mexico City's Police Chief got a chance to test the bullet-proofing on his SUV as he survives an attack by at least a dozen cartel gunmen who fired "thousands of rounds" from high-powered rifles at him. 2 escort cops and bystander not as lucky
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britons go on barcrawl so epic Singapore bans them from working in the country ever again. Oh, wait, they broke lockdown to do it? *Subby changes from Cool tag to Dumbass tag*
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
July will feature a lunar eclipse and duelling meteor showers. Subby adds "Triffids", "Zombies", and "Hellboy" to next month's bingo card
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates: No more overseas vacations or sporting events until 80 percent of you take my vaccine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Attention peacekeepers. Before having sex in the backseat of your car you may want to cover the UN markings
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The so-called cyanide bomb was not the work of some rogue actor or terrorist cell. It had been installed by a federal employee on official business." "The US government put (it) 350ft from my house, and killed my dog and poisoned my child"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A quick question: How can you "lose control" of something that you never had under control in the first place?
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
1-year-old kid in a kennel inside a trailer home. With 8 snakes including a 10-foot boa constrictor. AND 150 to 200 mice. AND 15-20 dogs. AND thousands of roaches and maggots. No, not a double-wide, or Florida
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spotted lanternfly
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to shame barista now wants some of the GoFundMe raised for barista. Also farts out this gem: "It starts with coffee but it ends with digital certificates and forced vaccinations." thatescalatedquickly.jpg
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news for Covid-19 vaccine makers: The virus doesn't change quickly
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A DNA mix-up involving a washing machine kept a man in jail for 3 years in Louisiana, the Other Florida
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(Herald Mail Media)
 
 
 
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Mayor/ He is trampling out the painting of the Confederate battle flags on a store/ He hath loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift paint brush/ His criminal summons marches on
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(AP News)
 
 
 
There is an abandoned oil tanker off the coast of Yemen. It holds a million barrels of oil. It is decaying and taking on water, threatening a major environmental disaster. Have a nice day
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New former cop admits he's really just pissed that he can't perpetuate systemic oppression without having to face the consequences
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Australian wildlife, prehistoric edition: bear-sized wombat-like cousin
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile the covid crisis continues to crush Canada. Wait, what's that? Only a 100 or so cases in all of Ontario today... Make that, Canada continues to crush the covid
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
One of the fringe benefits of Covid-19 is Guillain-Barré Syndrome
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You knew someone had to take the speech from the NYPD union president and edited in clips of what his members were doing to the public
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis sets a new high score on COVID-19 with an increase of 62% from yesterday. Is now trying to decide between entering POO or ASS
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
New York judge rules that the state doesn't have enough coronavirus spread
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cops find it odd that suicide victim washed blood off her hands, wiped fingerprints off of gun and then placed gun on her left side even though she was right handed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, since we're on this Navy vessel and the world is on fire, how about we just not head into port? Fark: going on 23 weeks now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is it correct to label them hackers when you publicly post the link and password to your Zoom meeting?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Old TV shows, sports mascots, and former jobs of Italian poets are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 14-20: Ugly Couch Edition
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
It doesn't get anymore Florida than this: Elderly couple on motorised scooters hold up traffic on highway as they make their way to the beach
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Endangered whale, one of only 400, well now 399, left in the world, found dead off the N.J. coast
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Europe's kids are raving with Molly today, raging with 'rona tomorrow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently wearing a mask can give you "clamedia". Who new?
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Co-founder of ReOpen Maryland movement: "I was diagnosed yesterday at the ER with COVID-19 and here I am months after not wearing a mask at rallies, churches and so on and so it's funny how capricious this thing is"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
♫♫ The Gov does what's right/ In the covid fight *CLAPCLAPCLAP*/ He's shut the bars in Texas ♫♫
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Mother avoids the stress of worrying about her unborn baby during these trying times by just giving birth without knowing she was pregnant
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "I need a ride to another city." *click* "911, what's your emergency?" "I need a ride to another city." *click* "911, what's your emergency?" " I want to complain that no one will give me a ride to another city"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Top-grossing movie theater in nation over weekend is the 70-year-old Ford-Wyoming Drive-In in Dearborn, MI
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Man sets his own home on fire to protest a hog confinement project and then poses like an over fried piece of bacon for his mugshot. That will teach them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where would Jesus squat? The Washington Square Park fountain of course. Sadly the fountain is off so no water into wine
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(Slate)
 
 
 
White House spokesman on Covid: "You'll get over it." Well, some of us, anyhow
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Player hits massive jackpot at reopened Vegas casino, will now only need one loan to pay for the COVID bills he's about to get
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cougar hiding in a crawlspace is not your PornHub and/or serial killer fantasy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this glass wall (challenge: no MJ)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you happen to be the individual that stole a stripper pole from Lovers around 2PM today, we know who you are via your store membership card
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally one of the world's elusive poo joggers has been caught with his pants down and cornered
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Vermont, American revolutionary war hero Ethan Allen's Tower prepares battle against memorials to traitors left standing. Soon
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Death rumors are not over for North Korean tyrant Kim Jong-un, Japan now says the coronavirus may have taken him down
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
300 teens possibly exposed to COVID-19 at Texas 'Pongfest' party
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
And it's a bright blue recurring reminder for all of us, every day, that we're capable of choosing not to be assholes
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Kroger CEO says workers who used to be heroes don't need hazard pay, but massive executive bonuses are definitely on the table. It's fresh for everyone
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a problem: All ICU beds are occupied
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Above-ground pools are no longer white trash
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(Listverse)
 
 
 
Do you, did you, have you worn one of these hairstyles in your lifetime? (If so, I'm sorry for you.)
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Saharan dust cloud that causes respiratory problems now hitting Gulf Coast. Good thing coronavirus is so contained there
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Walk on the railroad bridge, end up on Fark
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Come for the Russians flipping a tank over by accident, stay for the Finnish language lesson
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A nice graph showing what happens in counties where people take COVID-19 seriously versus what happens in the rest of the state
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Decades-old Soviet studies from a married pair of virologists in Moscow hint at coronavirus strategy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Toddler can't wait to get back to the pub, enjoying ice cream and chocolate cake and socializing with the regulars while "mummy has her wine." No, he isn't Irish or a Wisconsinite
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(AP News)
 
 
 
As things were looking up, the Eiffel Tower reopens in time to reclose
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Can you become immune to COVID-19 by finding a hair in a Bible? Are criminals in Germany distributing free face masks laced with narcotics to exploit and rob citizens? See the Infodemic Monitor
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tehran go boom
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coronavirus blamed for Pakistan airliner crash. That and forgetting to put the wheels down before landing
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Homeless residents in San Jose getting help from A: Social workers? B: Volunteer activists? or C: Batman?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shutterbug
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Judging by this judge's behavior, he shouldn't be judging others' behavior. Judge behavior
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A group of people were arrested on Staten Island and charged with unlawfully dealing with dangerous fireworks and transporting three alligator carcasses. King of Staten Island unavailable for comment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dieter Schorner, the pastry chef who revived Americans' passion for creme brulee, dies at 83. He will be lightly cremated by hand before burial
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Oh look, NYPD challenge coins
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We now go to the UK, where unlike in reckless America, people maintain social distancing and care about the health of their fellow -- OH DEAR GOD
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Sheriff tells crowd, "don't be a sheep" about wearing face masks. What ever happened to "Protect and Serve"?
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
6pm Eastern it's the Fark News Livestream. MSM is throwing around the term "apocalyptic" again, My Little Pony laser attacks, and although no one planned it this way, Macaque Week continues
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Helpful" Civilization 6-style map to show us all just how screwed we are
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The US' 2.5 million confirmed Covid-19 cases represent 25% of the world's known 10 million cases. However CDC officials believe the actual number of Americans infected with the virus may be SLIGHTLY higher...like, say, 10x higher
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Walmart offers underwear with Thin Blue Line flag. That's so wrong. The Nazi-brown stripe is supposed to hide UNDER the flag, not on it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When a staid news organization like CNN is openly using words like "Apocalyptic" in their headlines for stories about a pandemic, well you're either getting zombies, or what we have incoming in the next few months..and the zombies would be preferable
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Suddenly, homeless people
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Gen Z is out to kill off the boomers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leaping bear
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Stouffer's unveils "Mac on Tap" machine, will be installed whenever another Fark party is allowed again
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Man arrested for child pornography is looking high and low for legal advice
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dude rides motorcycle at 200mph on a public road because apparently the quickest way to get yourself reduced to kit form (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Among the never-ending parade of grifters attempting to profit off of COVID-19, here's the story of a silicon valley investor duo that re-packages and sells non-medical masks to Texas hospitals
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK has decided if you want to visit the pub for a pint once things reopen and infection fate is tempted, you must follow Town From Footloose Rules: No touching; no large groups; no shouting; and of course, no loud music
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Well now we know why the sudden increase in fireworks all across the country is likely not a psyop (link swapped)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dear sir/madam, I am a prince of a small African nation and wish to share this windfall of a resource found only within our borders, in the amount of 3.4 million US dollars
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Not all heroes wear capes, some of them don't even wear bikini tops"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
It's diamond-finding season in Arkansas, again
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Hundreds dead at scene of California shooting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yep, that's a noose
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas governor ordered all licensed hospitals in the hard-hit Bexar, Dallas, Harris and Travis counties to postpone elective procedures but still thinks it's enough of a hoax to not fully stop reopening plans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
*Spins the wheel of offended* Time to change the national anthem
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Famed Winnie the Pooh apology note fetches £12,500 at auction, and contrary to legend does NOT include the phrase "...and the Eeyore you rode in on"
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Surprise birthday party turns 18 positive for COVID-19
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay / My, oh, my, Song of the South is not good today / Plenty of movies to retheme the Splash Mountain ride headed Disney's way / Zip-a-dee-Frog-dah, zip-a-Princess-dee-ay
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tiger King gets its own comic book
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes new music from Wendy James, plus tunes from Felt & The Damned. Come hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #139. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
As Covid-19 spikes in states that opened too early, New York's Covid-19 hospitalizations have fallen below 1,000 for the first time since mid-March. See what happens when you have an adult in charge
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US fighter jets intercept Russian military aircraft near Alaska...again. No word if Sarah Palin saw whole thing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Oh, you're looking forward to watching the Hamilton movie? That's cool. I used to like Hamilton, too, but I was into it back when they released the cast recordings. It's just so mainstream now
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Lies, damned lies, and statistics: systemic bias in policing edition
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Porta Potty explodes over night. Officials suspect gas leak
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. couple files lawsuit after barely surviving deadly New Zealand volcano eruption. Vulcan, god of fire, unavailable for service for illogical lawsuits
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Utah wants you to take down 'enormous, invasive, delicious' bullfrogs
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston is about to run out of ICU beds. Boy, sure glad those businesses opening too soon made a few bucks before killing everybody
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A 5-minute urine test can reveal the quality of your diet and whether it's the best fit for your body. But who can pee for five minutes?
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Edmonton doctor canoes to work: 'My commute is the best part of my day' How did you get to your job today?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: Lucas County Man Worries Retirement Plan Is Sitting On Ancient Burial Mound
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(Kotaku Australia)
 
 
 
Man sues Twitch for making girl gamers too sexy. Previously sued World of Warcraft for "walking" and tried to subpoena Depeche Mode and Winona Ryder to "explain the significance of alienation in Catcher in the Rye"
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
On today's 2020 apocalypse bingo card - "blood-drinking penis leech" (warning: not safe for lunch)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Barista tells Starbucks Sally she has to wear a mask, so she retaliates by posting his photo on social media. Backfires spectacularly
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Roger, 'rona." "We're the vectors, Victor"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Theme: New characters to replace Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben. Link goes to acceptable substitute
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today's article designed to freak out your racist elderly white relatives: "For the first time, nonwhites and Hispanics were a majority of people under age 16 in 2019"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri woman who went viral for waving a Confederate flag, praising the KKK, and vowing to teach hate to her grandchildren while at a Black Lives Matter protest apologizes for showing her true colors, vows to never wave Confederate flag again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks to Cadet Bone Spur Baby Bunker's Tulsa rally, dozens Secret Service officers have been order to self-quarantine for 14-days after two of their colleagues tested positive for the coronavirus
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sweet, a new record
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Skittles may not have thought their Pride Month Skittles all the way through
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Removal of an "SS" tattoo does not remove what someone really believes in.... officer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The police wouldn't say why he was being arrested, only showing him a piece of paper with his photo and the words "felony warrant" and "larceny"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Using technology to clean up the environment
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Bing's death ruled a suicide, a Google search reports nervously
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 790: "Tiptoe Through the Tulips 3". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gregory McMichael, Travis McMichael, and William "Roddie" Bryan charged with malice murder, four counts of felony murder, two counts of aggravated assault, false imprisonment and criminal attempt to commit false imprisonment of Ahmaud Arbery. It's a start
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When on the Isle of Man, turn leet and keep claer
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"She told officers the contents of the car, including the cocaine, marijuana, and gun, did not belong to her"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gold Mouth sought in shooting over drug deal, unfortunate smelting accident
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Woman demands paternity tests for goats. Florida Man seen sweating nervously
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ЯedЯum
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Catholic Church fires lesbian music director for marrying a woman, showing how they still care way too much about what kind of organs are being played
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Not the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, not an empty void either. A look inside Alabama's PPE warehouse
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Face Mask Exempt cards are not a thing
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(Port City Daily)
 
 
 
"Veteran police officers fired for recorded conversations." Well, how bad can it-- HOLY SH*T
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Livestream Taste Test
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Looks like the coronavirus prefers meatpacking plants as an outbreak in Germany forces part of the country to go back into lockdown
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What's the world coming to when you can't lower a bunch of six-month-old babies 20ft down a well for some crazy religious ritual? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sheep
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Have an extra £3m between you and your posse? Rent the world's most expensive superyacht for a week to get blotto on. Comes with mini-submarine station, flyboards, hoverboards, sea scooters and heli-pad. Bonus hospital for after you wreck youself
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rubio: You know, it might, sorta *sips water* be a good idea if *sips water* everyone wore *sips water* a mask
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
FBI hunts gas mask man wearing 'Frozen' backpack in laser attack on NYPD helicopter during protests
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Shoes
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
"I roundly reject the notion we're somehow in the way of reform" claims man who is trying to stop reform
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's a stark difference between Whole Food's Starkey Springs water and their competitors. Mainly it's the extra arsenic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Minneapolis Police Chief: "George Floyd's death was murder, and the officer knew what he was doing." Yes, he really said this. No, it isn't an Onion article
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
COVID-19 antibodies projected to stick around for only 2 months, which is still longer than my ex, sniff
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark: 1000s of US inmates got virus relief checks and the IRS wants them back. Total Fark: the IRS has no legal standing to demand repayment. Ultra Fark: if you're an inmate and you don't receive yours for whatever reason, you're outta luck
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper: if you like the mask you have you can keep the mask you have. If you like social distancing you can continue social distancing. If you aren't willing to do either you can FOH, DIAF, and move to South Carolina
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Due to social distancing, please remain "6 feet from Kevin's Bacon"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dust in the Wind may reach Kansas
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these loggers
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"I didn't take this seriously" with helpful pic of 30-year-old on oxygen
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
3pm Eastern it's the Fark Livestream News Summary - Van Down By The River edition. There's a super interesting meta in the news cycle today - plus Dallan and Drew need input on what game they should play that would be fun watch them suck at
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Pro tip: There are not many hiding places in a horse trailer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One more thing Covid-19 can do that most diseases cannot (maybe), and that's pass through the placenta from mother to newborn babies
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Men from Wales and women from East of England most likely to have had sex outside. I heard they're farking in tents (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Not News: man caught driving with a suspended license. Fark: License is suspended until 2076
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK dockworker busted with over 1 kg of blow and plenty of cash. Also, apparently kilos are now being branded at the factory
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If police de-escalation techniques aren't Scottish, they're CRAP
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Best Korea suspends plans for complete and utter asskicking
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(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
Just leave it there for 5,000 years. Maybe stonehenge is just litter from a Druid party they didn't feel like cleaning up
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Locals around the Chernobyl nuke site get all in an unnecessary panic as a giant mushroom-shaped cloud fills the sky around the site of the world's worst nuclear accident
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
"Police arbitration on appeal is one of the single most important accountability issues in the country. You can't change an organization if you have to keep employing people that you know are going to do bad things"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rush to reopen schools worries voters. Honestly, what kind of example for students does "Today's Tom Sawyer" make, anyway?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1997, the U.S. Air Force reported that absolutely nothing happened, so go home now, there's nothing to see here
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pilot programme allows Chinese residents to check if their partner has a history of domestic abuse before getting married. However, you must provide your ID as well as the ID of your future spouse. Because that conversation should go smoothly
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
Time lapse video shows only 12 percent of people wearing masks as they take a Covid-cation in Myrtle Beach
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Putin celebrates "victory" over coronavirus with a military parade. I guess they fought the virus using guns and tanks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yesterday the US had the 3rd highest number of new COVID-19 cases. Reopening continues in most states
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good riddance, John C. Calhoun
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Smashing another record in Florida. New York hit this level at the end of March after being shut down for a week, can't wait to see how this turns out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With all the protests and unrest going on, it's only a matter of time before thousands of BLM protesters comedown with coronavirus, right? RIGHT?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer removed from courtroom due to outburst, really strange haircut, during sentencing hearing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With some reopenings being stopped, many Americans are in limbo - nobody knows where the bar's been set
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you stop feeding the monkeys
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(PoliceOne)
 
 
 
Organization that does its best to shield bad cops from consequences claims that they have been besmirched and that really it's not their fault
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If he's this cool with a knife sticking out of his skull, imagine how much fun he is at parties (pic NSFLunch)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Madison protesters surround and beat openly gay senator after decapitating statue of abolitionist killed fighting for the Union. Even The Onion can't keep up with this news cycle
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
"Here's to the quitters, who fought for the right to blow racist dog whistles and do the "Lock Her Up" cheer in an indoor MAGA rally without some g*ddamn socialist gimp mask muting the sweet, sweet venom of the moment"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Louisville PD: we should probably fire the officer who shot Breonna Taylor 102 days ago
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
World Naked Bike Ride Day encourages ... wait, WAIT. Before you click, the pictures are from Portland
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The police are still rioting, but the media has moved on
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
"HONEY...There's Gen X coming out of the sink, and it wants to hang out and play 80's music"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Two teen girls go missing. Police shrug their shoulders. Family gets a search party together and finds them themselves. Then things get a little burny and shooty
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
List of 'things never to do on a moving motorcycle' updated for Instagram (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this yacht
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(Today)
 
 
 
Deaf pupper's pack provides "protection ears" during hiking and camping trips. Please welcome Bonnie, Bella and Bolt to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Reporters nationwide soaking tampons in their frappuchinos after off duty LAPD officer finds an alpaca in his coffee-flavored milkshake
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well I hear you went up to Santa Anita and your horse, naturally, won. Then you flew your Learjet up to Nova Scotia to spread your Coronavirus around
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang wants you to be able to sell your own data. Hear that, Google? $25 and a case of Guinness, we'll call it even
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So, what's up with all the douchebros who won't wear masks?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The biggest question facing partially reopened cities: where can I pee?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Yakima County, Washington is the latest to run out of hospital beds from treating COVID-19
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Phoenix PD have declared the protests outside the Trump event an unlawful assembly and are using flashbangs to disperse the crowd
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you took the sword from the statue of General John Stark, who led American forces during the 1777 Battle of Bennington, please return it. Also, you're a dick
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Someone calls the cops on some kids playing football on the street. Cops respond. They join in, not even miffed about being picked last
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
We got your patriotism right here, ya hump
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(Taiwan News)
 
 
 
China's Three Gorges Dam close to becoming One Huge-Ass Gorge Non-Dam
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ramsey County correctional officers file discrimination charges after being judged "not white enough to guard Derek Chauvin"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
80-90% of Vegas travelers gambling against the coronavirus. C'monnn 19 COVID, baby Daddy wants to buy a new ventilator
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(ABC 24 Memphis)
 
 
 
Fine, I didn't want to get all dressed up anyway
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Seattle: well kids, it's been fun, but after two shootings, it's time for police to take back the zone
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Delivery for Pennywise.....Mr. Pennywise....hello...?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man critical after water rescue from lake. Well, it's not much of a rescue if that's water's natural habitat, now is it?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I saw Artificial Cocaine Penis open for Guns 'N Roses on their Use Your Illusion tour back in 1992
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
That's one way to get a job through social media -- Farm work given as punishment for teens after stolen goats traced online
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
There are ways to bring people around to your side, officer, but shooting someone in the eye with a rubber bullet during a police accountability protest is not one of them
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The more America opens up the younger the Covid19 patients become
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
This just in: sex always wins
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
They told me you couldn't have a 25 hour race in a single day. I told them to stick an extra hour in there, and I don't care how it gets done. Don't question it. Don't say a word. Just start your engines cause I feel like racing
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
2020 continues it's relentless onslaught of horror, with plague, locusts, war, and Bill Cosby back in court
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this book club
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
"The sheriff's office said several videos showed Adkins in a car pointing guns at passing cars." Or as they say in Florida, 'Monday'
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
PSA: Don't microwave your library books
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
With police around the nation under a spotlight for excessive use of force, the Los Angeles Sheriffs Dept. wonders, "How can we make the shooting death of a security guard more controversial?" How about a security hold on the autopsy and a curfew?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Jerk Shack owner seeks to expand to better serve Black communities, possibly stop running out of you
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Rope found in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's stall was a garage door pull. So... no noose is good news
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
When selecting a carjacking target, make sure it's one that's comfortable for a long police chase, with soft, heated seats with good lumbar support. Failing that, just sit on the driver, I guess
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Slow news day
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
I'm a shark I'm a SHAAAARK Suck my d-----ck I'M A SHAAAARR... oh
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Nothing a few well-placed 155mm rounds couldn't take care of
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Museum of the Bible promises to do better in the future at honoring that whole "Thou Shalt Not Steal" thingie
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Dude who uses racial slurs pulls gun on three African American men, discovers black eyes matter
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Remember, back when they were first announced, how Segway Scooters were going to change everything? EVERYTHING? THEY WERE GOING TO CHANGE IT ALL. Well, they just ended production
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona starting to issue license plate where the letters and numbers are randomly sequenced. For some reason, their example looks like "YO MAMA"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So put up five more. Man, subby really needs his own advice column
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these perfect pipes
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
We've taken these two hairstylists who have coronavirus, and made them wear masks, as well as their 140 customers. Let's see what happens, shall we? Oh my, that was unexpected
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I woke up this morning pensive, with a strange urgency that compelled me to submit not three, but five headlines to Fark. And four were greenlit. Surely this will be a happy day. Nice pegging from the wife, too. Until tmrw, XO. Hey, this does work
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kim John-Un plans aerial assault on Worst Korea using loud music, cigarette butts. Might have just been cheaper to announce a kegger in Seoul on Facebook (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Hedgehog arrested for raping three women and sexually assaulting another, proving that 2020 is not out of wretchedness just yet
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida restaurant closed for 1 day for typical Florida reason and 26 other violations
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah state epidemiologist warns state may have to shut down in order to contain a surge in COVID-19. Residents not expected to notice a difference
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(AZCentral)
 
Weeners
 
Arizona police officer voluntarily surrenders certification three years after tazing a handcuffed man in the genitals. See, the system works
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How nerds living in their mothers basement embarrassed Putin and revealed the Russian assassins in the Skripal case
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
1pm Eastern - Drew and Dallan are back with the Fark News Summary Livestream. Trying a mid-day run and testing more embed stuff. Plus Covid updates, a live update on voting day in KY, and how not to cure constipation
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1940, Adolf Hitler toured Paris, at the start of yet another European vacation cut short by aggressive tourists from Russia, Great Britain, and the United States
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't drink beer in China, it might tear your bladder apart
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Guy in Florida steals a $900,000 boat, promptly crashes it into pilings
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new experiment confirms a 50-year-old theory that aliens could be tea-bagging black holes even as you read this
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Well, looks like 2020 is proceeding normally as a magnitude 7.7 earthquake strikes southern Mexico
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
"I like tried lifting my leg up out of the water and saw, 'Oh my god it's a five foot shark attached to my leg'. The pressure was so intense. I was trying to pry its mouth open"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There is nothing we can do to stop Covid, it's all up to you - Florida government to public
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Maine home sales plunge by more than 21% in May after dropping 15% in April. proving once again that no one wants to live in Maine during mud season
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"Other officers arrived on scene to investigate and said Hogue had glassy eyes and slightly slurred speech. While questioning him, Hogue allegedly admitted to drinking seven glasses of a whiskey-beer mixture before going on duty"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Queen to appear on British stamps. Not that one, the other ones
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
People that have pets or want a good night sleep have a new hero
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I went to Myrtle Beach, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt...and coronavirus"
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man tries to steal a plane to take marijuana to California to meet his girlfriend, which sounds like the best stoned idea ever. No word on how many Doritos were onboard
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Kobe Bryant helicopter crash was simply the latest tragic incident in a decades-old aviation problem: Too many pilots, when confronted with bad weather, say "I got this" instead of "I gotta land"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Man who sued police for wrongful arrest and spending year in jail pulls officer out of burning car. "No matter what other people have done to me, or other officers, I thought, 'this guy deserves to make it home safely to his family.'"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rhode Island considering changing name to...Rhode Island
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Godzilla dust cloud' is the name of my Daft Punk cover band. It's also apparently coming for the US
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rice ball
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarizona where the plague comes scything down the aged
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK naval warship worth over $1.5 billion has been drydocked for over four years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Actual headline because this is farking 2020: Mississippi governor rejects 'separate but equal' 2-flag plan
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New US COVID-19 cases jump 25% last week with the great states of Arizona, Florida and Texas setting records. If the "Hawaii 5-0" theme isn't brainworming you by now, you must already be on a ventilator
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(AP News)
 
 
 
White nationalist Richard Spencer officially has a fool for a client
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK announces cultural Coronavirus spreading will commence July 4
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"WIGHTE LIVES MATTER." Me fail English? That's unpossible
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out it was impossible for those NYC cops to have been poisoned by Shake Shake because Shake Shack didn't even know the order was for cops and it was sealed when they arrived, but that didn't stop NYPD from launching an inquisition
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kids, lol
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dead man had mental illness, paranoia, and fear of police. Of course, since the police killed him while checking on his mental health, perhaps he wasn't paranoid after all
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Atlantic dispenses invaluable wisdom that is wasted on Farkers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nobody expects the Spanish art restoration
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia, proving that it prefers to cut the population down to size on an artisanal rather than industrial scale, cancels the Hajj pilgrimage
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Mon June 22, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If there was a season two of Firefly, Shepherd Book would have talked about the Special Hell for the people who stole six baby goats from an ice cream shop
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new quarantine potato overlords
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