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Sun February 09, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pretty Fly For a Tyre Guy
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Fifty-five years after Malcolm X's killing, the Manhattan DA's office is considering re-opening the investigation. After that they'll figure out why the Dodgers left Brooklyn and whether Mayor LaGuardia's ban on pinball machines was a good idea
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Most parents are unfamiliar with the dangers of dabbing. Not that, the other one. Yes, there is another one. (hint: marijuana)
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Iran's Photoshop license expires
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fake Cop, "Who are you?" "I'm the Sheriff, who are you?"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rocket scientist
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Je suis 2019-nCoV
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What is new, is old again: Amazon warehouse work is dangerous and is getting worse
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(Some Fantasy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this incredibly neat garage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We're sure it has nothing to do with cramming 200 2020-sized humans in a can originally designed to hold 150 1965-sized humans
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
"QVC of shoplifting" host forgets cops can watch Facebook Live, too
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
People are taking kratom to kick opioids and treat depression. The FDA says it is dangerous, but the DEA isn't banning it. Now states are torn between bans and regulation
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I guess it's a little windy in there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two NYPD officers shot in apparent domestic terrorism incident
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The first rule of Student Fight Club is "Don't talk about Student Fight Club." The second rule is "Don't let parents organize Student Fight Club"
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(Some Cupid)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Valentine Bedroom Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That time you met someone famous
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(San Diego Reader)
 
 
 
There have been no new mobile home parks built in California since the 1980s. Because who needs affordable housing?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
New Wuhan mystery: highly elevated levels of SO2 being released on the outskirts of the city. This means something ... bad
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
$100 billion ought to be enough LDS for anyone, but if our members knew we had $100 billion, they might stop tithing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That new kid Coronavirus just has to outdo SARS doesn't it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Craft beer hater puts away White Claw, pulls Glock on group of hops hipsters who lined up overnight at Brooklyn microbrewery to buy limited-run, $18 four-packs of designer imperial stout in collectible cans. He didn't pull the trigger
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Wired: Those that equate 2019-nCoV with Influenza are equal parts asshole and moron
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Utah woman tells hubby she wants to end their marriage. Hubby has since pleaded guilty to second-degree wish fulfillment
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Noah's no longer taking them 2 by 2, leading to a flood of complaints
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida woman tries to buy meth at work. Difficulty: first grade teacher
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Sat February 08, 2020
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
"Work pass holders with recent China travel history must have MOM approval before returning to Singapore." Experts predict MOM will be choosy
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Violent pot shop robbers wanted in Seattle. Competitive starting salary and benefits, EOE
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man unaware of structure called "bridge" falls through ice In river, blames Google Maps
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Plane passenger breaks internet with outrageous, "sickening" lifehack for falling asleep aboard jet plane (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You can get married for free this Valentines Day at Denny's. And just a few short hours later, you can get divorced at a Waffle House
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this treetop hut
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
KY court rules wrongly incarcerated inmates must pay for the privilege of secure affordable housing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Widow blows insurance money on frivolous holiday
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Ow, the ironing"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania has now banned smoking and vaping at all state park playgrounds. In other news, smoking and vaping weren't previously banned at state park playgrounds in Pennsylvania
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange geometric lobby entrance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ATF since 1986: "Lower receivers of AR rifles are regulated parts." Federal judges, recently: "You know, when you actually read the law... they aren't." [dismisses cases]
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're going to claim compensation for an accident that 'gives you vertigo and leaves you unable to lift weights'. It's probably best not to post images & videos on your socials showing... Oh you know exactly what happens next
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Worried that there wouldn't be a coronavirus update today? Don't worry, the first US citizen has died in an attempt to keep the virus trending
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Begun, the mass arrests have. Don't get sick, citizen
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Alright, squirrel, off those water skies and out of the pool. It's against the law, eh
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thai soldier still at large after going on shooting rampage. At least 20 dead so far (developing story)
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(Some Masher)
 
 
 
That's not a spud ... THIS is a spud ... and it's for sale, mate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cat with a tail to tell
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
This article will give you paws for thought on Caturday
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(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
Anarchy in the UK
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man arrested for trying to smuggle $70 million worth of live eels out of the UK. No word if he tried to use a hovercraft
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Colombian university fires prominent biologist accused of sexual harassment. Many believe he'll end up in a cell
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Gallant moves his car when it's blocking the roadway. Goofus moves a patrol car out of the roadway, while drunk
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Teens in serious trouble after calling another teen a liar
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Watch porn. Drink beer. Patronize the local library. You can do several combinations of two of these things, but you can't do all three at the same time
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Smart security saves time." Dumb security break kora, leave note
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Drunk driver surprised by sudden amount of attention, lack of traffic. (Newly-released video compilation of Wednesday's pre-parade crasher)
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Fri February 07, 2020
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Parallel parking is hard, many people have problems with it on their driving exams. Do you a) Have special classes to focus on parallel parking? b) Use a smaller car for the exam? Vegas) Get rid of the requirement all together?
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Ever heard of the 1876 Kentucky meat shower, a mysterious event where large chunks of flesh rained down over nearby Olympia Springs? Well now you have
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Homeless couple moves in with millionaire. Enthusiasm to be curbed (video)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As catchy as "Get robbed in Rio" is, it might not encourage tourism
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There is no cruelty in nature. Today we witness the life-to-death struggle between a fishing reel and a 100-lb girlfriend (w/ video)
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
UK immigrants: "Look, if the English want to live in England, that's fine, but they should at least try to learn to speak English while they're here"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Condemned building's secret identity as a colonial log cabin made public
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Russia erasing someone from history. New bizzareness: a museum to man that never existed
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this female ichneumon
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
American Dream Mall plans for bunny fields, a koi court and bird-filled aviaries as they prepare to open their retail wing. Someone ... okay it's PETA ... has a problem with that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. So does that suitcase with the corpse in it
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hong Kong plans to imprison quarantine Coronavirus dodgers, finally picking a side in their eternal rivalry with the Smallpox Giants
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Apparently "stranger danger" doesn't apply when it's a love letter
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Antarctica hits record temperature for the third time today
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
6-months-pregnant Alex Morgan is doing things with a soccer ball that you can't. Well, true, that's why I bought that DVD
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
"Time for the forecast, and it looks like a major winter storm is moving in. A mix of rain, snow and freezing rain is expected so expect icy roadways that will make travel extremely hazardous. That's today's weather for Hawaii, and now...sports"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The college admissions scandal hooks another big fish. Bonus: How would you like to be known as "heiress to the Hot Pockets fortune"?
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If you are going to have sex with a random stranger in Philadelphia or Pittsburgh this weekend use a jimmy hood
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(University of Hull)
 
 
 
Happy anniversary to global warming. Today marks 50 years of hoodwinking susceptible rubes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bored German guy tries his hand at naming all of the states. Spoiler alert: Ohio is a state of mind and exists everywhere
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this airship known as "the flying bum"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressional Democrats to Treasury: Provide Trump's Tax returns. Treasury: Nope, you're just going after a political rival. Congressional Republicans: Provide Hunter Biden's tax returns. Treasury: Sure, here you go
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keep Farking that Pangolin
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong's $14.5million 5-bedroom Aspen mansion includes hot tub, wine cellar and games room. It's lost $5m in value since the ballroom was ripped out
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Arizona state lawmaker still really upset about that grocery store ice cream licking thing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Australian rains kill 20 fires
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Butte poop causes shiatstorm
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pope's Amazon document due Wednesday. Man, you'd think a guy that rich could afford Prime and overnight delivery
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
When you stay in a hotel, you get little bottles of shampoo to take home. When you stay in jail in New Haven, CT - you get a new crack pipe, brillo pad, syringes and condoms on your way out the door. Unknown if the crack pipe has a small rose inside
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Death of doctor who warned of coronavirus unleashes public fury at Chinese officials, in spite of the fact that he's just going to regenerate next season
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Fifth graders learn the dangers of vaping with pig lungs, say it's the only way to get bacon flavor now that flavored cartridges are banned
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida teacher skips sex, just does cocaine and Fentanyl with two teens. Unfortunately one of them died before the Rock and Roll
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Virginia swaps Lee-Jackson day for Election Day, changing places between a day honoring what was once important and meaningful to the country, and a day about Confederate Generals
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
El Paso mass shooting suspect slapped with Federal hate crime charges in addition to the ugly stick, apparently
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
The FAA says it may send sternly worded letter to pilot who flew under bridge. If someone could just tell them who it was
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Women's punches are two and a half times weaker than men's, according to scientists who have never seen a Black Friday scrum
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Man skips his sexual assault trial to meet a girl he met online
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Feel sorry for billionaire Jeff Bezos, he was just hit with $16,800 in parking fines while renovating his $34m DC home. So like it will take him about .000002 of a second of work for him to pay it off
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Passenger plane 'used as cover' by Israeli jets during Syrian attack according to Russia, which means either it never happened or they're pissed they didn't think of doing that first
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Husband asks to go to jail with his wife after she exposes her nipples in Naples
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a 65 degree day in Antarctica
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The White House asks scientists to investigate the origin of the Wuhan coronavirus, possibly to find out if it came from Walmart or Target or one of those uppity places like Whole Foods
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1984, a US Navy captain became the first human to perform an untethered space walk, uttering the famous words 'Let me back in, guys, this isn't funny'
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(JSTOR)
 
 
 
"This goblet is clearly drunk"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Macron says France 'cannot remain spectator in new arms race,' in a new militaristic tome which can only end in them being invaded by Germany again
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Baby Rex, doo doo doo doo doo doo / Baby Rex, doo doo doo doo doo doo / Baby Rex, doo doo doo doo doo doo / Baby Rex
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"I remember wondering aloud, how could a business refuse to accept cash, which is legal tender?"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man accused of assaulting ex-girlfriend over social media post clearly needs more fiber in his diet
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Good news New Jersey/NYC, a Royal Caribbean cruise ship with 12 passengers who have Coronavirus just pulled into port. Rest somewhat easy as they are quarantined, the other 5,000 or so passengers that are disembarking not so much
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(Some Gust)
 
 
 
Photoshop this odd wind turbine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pizza is sending a shocking number of Americans to the ER ...and it's not because of the pineapple topping
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Self-described "baby prosecutor" discovers what you tweet on Twitter doesn't stay on Twitter
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Police officer found drunk and unconscious while armed and on-duty in his patrol car - on camera - will not face criminal charges due to 'lack of evidence'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Friday, Feb. 7: ALL the W00tstout!!! To fight cancer and celebrate Drew's Birthday in Lexington, KY
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Have you resisted the urge to visit your Canadian girlfriend because customs said you weren't allowed to bring 30 dozen eggs? Well subby has good news for you
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
To Insipidity and Beyond
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
The few, the proud, the re-offender. Florida Man has been arrested for the 66th time
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman puts prisoner boyfriend on payroll at Long John Silvers. Because apparently being in prison wasn't punishment enough
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(I Heart Radio)
 
Boobies
 
She thought she was alone when she texted a morning selfie to a friend
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
U.S. Border Patrol & Interpol always get their man ... Ok sometimes it takes a few years
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man wins $94K in the lottery and the first person he calls is his ex-wife. Not to gloat, but because they're still close friends
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian police officers busted for faking drug bust, from a drug lab they created themselves in order to boost their performance rating. 'Brilliant' indeed
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
China sticks mandatory thermometer up Wuhan's butt
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Thu February 06, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wuhan building quarantine camps for mass round-up of the infected, says "deserters...will be nailed to the pillar of historical shame forever." Unclear whether that's a figurative or literal pillar
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Five-foot-tall droid gets kicked out of NYC's Bryant Park for "screening" parkgoers for the coronavirus. No word yet if it also wanted to probe them
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(Salem News 2)
 
 
 
Man denies he fired a paintball gun and instead says he threw a paintball out the window because he was afraid his dog would eat it
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Oh, great, anarchists have M1 Abrams tanks now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"US Navy has dismantled its Task Force on Climate Change, which was designed to use the best available science to prepare naval leadership for global shifts in sea levels, melting ice sheets and ocean temperatures"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Suddenly, electric car charging stations
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Free booze on tap in one's own apartment? Who wouldn't want that? Some people in India, apparently. Some people just don't know when they have it good
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this living room to make it even more appealing to the average Farker
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(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
FARC party folks getting killed off, surprisingly not by alcoholism
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fed up of being constantly stared at by your nosey neighbour, who is always standing at their window watching you? Don't worry, it is almost certainly just a life-size cardboard cut-out of Dame Judi Dench
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man pretending to be police officer found passed out in his fake cruiser, according to police, who noticed boozy breath, slurred speech, and bloodshot eyes, and then became suspicious when he had no drugs in his car
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK store Marks and Spencer is selling a "love sausage" for Valentine's Day. Insert puns about pulled pork, firm lengths and so on
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You're holding your pen wrong, you uncouth philistines
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
The best way to deal with the odor from gasoline fumes is to: A) open a window, B) turn on the exhaust fan, or C) light incense
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Okay, now trees are bad
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A new musical sensation has been created, presented by Brazzers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Orland man dies after driving truck onto lake and breaking through ice, officials say, suggesting he should have stayed on the roads, orland at least
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Planting evidence and waterboarding?
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(Some Sad Sack)
 
 
 
Photoshop the assembled dancers
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Doctors using nitrous oxide during labor/delivery, no word on what the patients are using. Hilarity not an issue
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmakers trying to ban kindergarten students from vaping at school
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Two injured in Tacoma shooting. See, that's why it's better to drive a Dodge
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You young men with foot fetishes know you want to pay $200 an hour to this 60-year-old grandma and her X-rated cam girl performances. Oh YEAH (NSFW)
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Man hiding for weeks in grocery store rafters found with "expensive cheese," will no doubt be grilled by police
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chewbacca roar contest asked fans to call a number and leave a voicemail with their best Chewie impression
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cows have souls or something ... New Zealand edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Whistleblower censured for warning about coronavirus dies from coronavirus. UPDATE: Upgraded to only MOSTLY dead. Further update: Downgraded to dead again
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Unicorn, Unicron. Unicron, Unicorn
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1998, Der Kommisar turned around and officially left town for good
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Important scientific query: "How taut does your butt need to be to bounce a quarter off it?"
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(Some New Wave Guy)
 
 
 
On this week's serving of 80's post-punk, new wave, and synth-y goodness, it's Furniture, Gleaming Spires, a foreign block, a cover tune for the ages, and a tribute to Andy Gill. It's PastFORWARD #119. Starts at 1.00PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
19th-century settler wagon found in Oregon lake. Aboard were 900 pounds of bullets and a piano
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
"Thank goodness you're here officer to help with my disabled vehicle." "No problem citizen, I'll call a tow truck. BTW you'll have to pay to have it towed." "WHAT? *BANG BANG BANG*
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man arrested in front of his children by armed bounty hunters over unpaid traffic tickets, apparently unaware of how lucky he was that Darth Vader had issued a 'No Disintegrations' policy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bill in Vermont would decriminalize prostitution. Man, I don't know who this Bill guy is, but he seems fun
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
WFLA's tagline on Twitter for this podcast episode was "The latest on the Corona virus freakout, lots of Superbowl residue, Drew survives 'Dry January' and sex toy denial" Phrasing, people
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Civil War artillery shell found by construction crew in South Carolina looks like a wine bottle but tastes way worse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
School principal says Kobe Bryant's death was deserved. Follows up with a lot of words to say "I'm sorry I got caught"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Weird. It's almost as if these chemicals we are spraying all over our beans are killing everything around them
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
To prove her entire family is a bunch of slobs, genius mum attaches money to rubbish around the house to see if they'll pick it up. After six days of it still all laying around she now knows they're slobs
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(Some Kids)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rink denizens
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Gas station faces closure after hosting porn shoot. "Keep in mind, it was right next to the chips, and across from the sunflower seeds"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk was apparently tripping balls this morning
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Man killed by crossbow while trying to hide from pit bulls. Authorities warn the public to keep an eye out for trebuchets in dog parks
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'David Baird had his gun in hand after his neighbor John Stafford was allegedly trying to break down their shared fence with a Roomba vacuum cleaner.'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The real Super Bowl winners were the Miami strippers (NSFW pictures)
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
If you ever let Twitter confirm your phone number, congratulations, you've probably been doxxed
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Seven cases of measles reported. Measles. How quaint
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(FTVLive)
 
 
 
What sort of place do you work at where management has to scold employees for leaving boogers on the bathroom wall? Oh yeah, a TV station
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Twenty people aboard Princess cruise ship OD on Corona
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I really have to say: If you are stupid enough to leave evidence from a 1996 murder lying around for police to gather in 2020, you deserve what is coming to you
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"Strongest urinals" ever? Hold my beer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old wind turbine blades are piling up, so if you want a free one, head to the nearest landfill because they have heaps
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 770: "Special K". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 05, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're inexplicably wealthy with no source of income, the British government will take your stuff away. Royal family excepted, one presumes
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
LOLZ the perp was TOTALLY busted after he was observed removing a 🔐 by a bystander at 10294 E. 43rd Street. 👮♀🗄Report #20293-3
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Madoff says he's dying and wants out of prison. Or is Bernie merely dying to get out
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(Vice)
 
 
 
As kangaroos and koalas die in the Australian brushfires, wild Brumbies (whatever the hell those are) and feral cats are taking over
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The good news is that more Americans are taking steps to protect their personal finances
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Looks like in Alaska when you look for a bear on your online dating profile you might really get one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Young man decides to sit in a highchair in McDonald's because his friend offered him a strawberry shake if he succeeded. Come for the video, stay for the bonus jobbie-catchers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tulsa searches for remains of 1921 race massacre, still won't be taken seriously for President
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Trans teen achieves the impossible, gets name spelled correctly on Starbucks cup
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this good boy soldier
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
PSD topples centrist Romanian government, proving once again why GIMP files are better
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Bridge closed by log jam. Crews taking exponentially long times to get it squared away
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Spartacus Down: Kirk Douglas passes away at 103 years of age
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Walmart Lysol enthusiast: I HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS LOL
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
The #pizzaboxwatch has officially ended at 35 days, though it now lives on in the form of a loving memorial
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Avalanche rescue team wiped out by avalanche. Avalanche rescue team rescue team seen gearing up
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to kidnap your girlfriend, make her drive you to New Jersey, and shoot at a cop, a tricycle probably isn't going to be the best thing to attempt your escape on
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman who was hit by two PATH trains after she fell onto the tracks plans to sue. Attorneys for PATH are confident of victory, saying that she doesn't have a leg to stand on
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Public official uses his office to ask nearly 500 state employees to buy as many boxes of his daughter's Girl Scout cookies as their pocketbooks will allow
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(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
Greece to offer two coins in honor of the 2500th anniversary of the Battle of Thermopylae. Greece says they're not for sale, you have to come and take them
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(Gates Foundation)
 
 
 
Bill Gates donates $100,000,000 to limit the spread of 2019-nCoV. Like all other numbers associated with the virus, don't be surprised if the dollar value increases by an order of magnitude over the next few days
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you're enjoying this first season of Coronavirus, you'll be pleased to hear that the re-runs will be going on forever (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Landlord sues city for bulldozing his house with little notice, no given reason. Arthur Dent nods in sympathy
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(Wicked)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ambling arthropod
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Can you imagine a fraternity with female members? Well, you can keep imagining thanks to this court case
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Slowest of slow speed chases
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(Bayou Brief)
 
 
 
Gaze upon the Great Catfish Massacre of '85 & despair: A Louisiana mayor turned the town pool into a giant catfish farming operation. Turned out the circulation blades didn't have blade covers, and "it looked like we were chumming for sharks"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
That was nacho truck
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Royal Navy sailors get £1m of hashish to go with the rum, sodomy, and the lash
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Uh oh. That quarantined cruise ship has gone dry. Mutiny time
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Sex Dolls Experience, where eager customers can "try" before they buy, forced to deny it's a sex doll brothel even though it's run like a brothel
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
When it comes to Wuhan Coronavirus, who ya gonna trust, an artificial intelligence prognosis of 2.5 billion infected in 45 days...or your lying eyes?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man's "epic fail" oddly does not include his hair tattoo
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you've a plane in Constantinople, half of it will be waiting in Istanbul (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In related story, shares of Reynolds Wrap go up by 500%
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Virey McVirusson
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK MP Criticised by keyboard warriors for dressing inappropriately during Commons appearance. The crime? Daring to bare a shoulder, the harlot. Tag is for her twitter response
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
States are starting to prohibit a practice that unbelievably is legal: allowing medical students to practice pelvic exams on women when they are under anesthesia
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers say that texting while walking poses a serious risk .... of looking like a doofus (or getting hit by a car)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
American leisure, weird British slang, Indian monkeys, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 26 - Feb 1 Superb Owl Commercials Edition
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey man attempts to drive with a locked steering wheel. Right into a tree
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 146 BCE, the Punic Wars came to an end. Also, I believe that Carthage must be destroyed
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Two flying tubes of coronavirus evacuees land in California
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman caught on camera stealing PUD truck, leaving crews standing around with nothing to pull
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you won a million on the lottery would you splurge on a) a new house, b) a new car, c) luxury holidays or d) a new pair of knees?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Retired milkman's entire lung removed through keyhole surgery in world first, despite the fact that he was still using it
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Kid who originates from Cairo wins Upstate NY spelling bee with word that originated in Egypt
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(Taiwannews.com.tw)
 
 
 
Tencent, a popular Chinese netzien app, is suspected of accidentally posting China's real 2019-nCoV numbers and they're many times more numerous except for 'recoveries,' which are markedly fewer than the CCP's official published figures
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Five bucks is five bucks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Shower with a Friend Day, so find someone you love and take turns heeling beef down the drain with them
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why Texans don't want any more Californians. Surprisingly missing: why nobody wants more Texans
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Kansas State Police apprehend driver of vehicle threatening Chief's victory parade
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Two hot dogs or four pieces of bacon a week raise your risk of heart disease, death, enjoyment of life
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
No explanation why there was a hawk in the chicken coop. Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies taught me hawks eat chickens
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hello, fellow kids
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(Wicked)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high jumper
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Man goes into shelter and asks which one's been there the longest and which is the oldest. Sweet doggo gets forever home. This is your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Evangelical pastor wants to sue NFL for its halftime show. "I think we ought to go sit down in a courtroom and present this as evidence of how whoever [put on the halftime show] is keeping me from getting into the kingdom of Heaven"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Add 'Bat tornado' to the many things that are scary about Australia
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook can't save your life because of a 1986 law protecting your privacy
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Collect the full set of coronavirus cruise ships
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
One Million Moms: You need to shut up and respect us, Our God said so
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
People in Flagstaff, Arizona are howling about how ruff it is to live in their neighborhood because a dog food plant stinks up the place. And if nothing is done, they might have to flea
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
One of David Cameron's bodyguards left his gun in the loo of a British Airways flight
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck (NSFW language, obviously)
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Like Elmer Fudd and Bugs going back and forth, these babies were poisoned or not poisoned
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Not news: Thief steals $17,000 worth of stuff from gas station. News: Thief was an employee on his first shift on the job. Fark: He even swiped his employee file and the owner doesn't know the guy's name
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(Fox 29 San Antonio)
 
 
 
So, you think of your ex as being a cockroach or a rat. The San Antonio Zoo agrees with you
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Guy who pretended to have the coronavirus on a plane that had to turn back to its destination in order to get publicity for his aspiring rap career is "very, very sorry" for his ignorance
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Tue February 04, 2020
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Canadian businessman in world's bitterest divorce claims he BURNT $1million to stop ex getting it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Prior Orange County Prosecutor: "There are thousands of videos of this couple raping incapacitated women." Current OC Prosecutor, after the prior prosecutor lost the election: "Those videos don't exist"
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(Warwick Post)
 
 
 
Jewelry thief would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling keys
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Superman ice cream house sells, proving nothing can stop the red-hot Naples housing market
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Due to the bushfires, Australia facing broccoli shortage at supermarkets. Lucky bastards
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Cruisin': Yeah I been cruising down these roads for 90 years now ... Hey don't be looking at my fiancee like that
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Good morning. I represent the Nigerian government and need your help recovering some money
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: You can be the one to give Drew his birthday spanking 🍑✋
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
In today's Too Little Too Late of the day, US Bank reviews firing of teller and manager who helped client to buy gas after they didn't clear his payroll check
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
I don't care what the chopstick pairs were valued at, how much is the diamond ring worth?
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(Some E-Mustang)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Ford frunk full of food
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
And then out of nowhere the theme song for the Olympic games started playing (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pedro Escobar's crazy younger brother follows up release of crazy flamethrower with crazy launch of new smartphone. Giggity tag wrestles in jello with Unlikely tag (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
'High demand for pot sparks need for shuttle service'
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
According to the feds, two shady operators swindled millions from people who invested in a phony marijuana farm, spent some of their ill-gotten gains on high-end cars and a yacht, and wasted the rest of it
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
People in Wuhan think coronavirus bodies are being burnt because the fog is getting thicker, Leon's getting larger (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Panzer commanders battling General Winter have to watch out for police, deputies, Patton
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Google releases 'uniquely searched Super Bowl recipes' by state, says Nevada searched for 'potato'
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Drunk driver thought he hit a dog, then went to a liquor store and passed out in front of his house. It wasn't a dog
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You'll no doubt be shocked to learn that the guy who shot 35 people at Parkland high school, hasn't exactly been a model prisoner while awaiting trial and may in fact have some rage and/or impulse control issues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ignore the quarters lined up on the Pac Man machine at your own peril
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to display dolls of black Americans for Black History Month in your store, don't hang them from a tree. People have a problem with that
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Haven't paid off your student loan? Then that will be 55,000 letters all at once telling you to pay up
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Irwin Mainway's new toy 'Bag Full of Drugs' now available in Florida this year. Includes warning label on the bag that says "Kid, be careful. Drugs"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico hit by 5.0 earthquake. This is not a repeat of the 11 other times in the past 30 days
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gunman kills a man when he mistakes the San Francisco 49ers flag for a rival gang's colors
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Looks like Pvt. Charles Campion made it out of China with Baby LaVon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop Henry VIII's horned helmet
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(Ionia Sentinel-Standard)
 
 
 
Proposed hunting fee creating unpleasant mother pheasant pluckers
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The potential for cross contamination was there. Sometimes, if they ran out of their own samples, they would use each other's. Women analysts borrowed semen samples from the men. I think I saw this on Cinemax once
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is it time to step away from the internet when you realize you initially read TFA as containing the word "cameltoed" instead of "cameoed"?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Live in Georgia and need spare cash? Peachtree City is looking for Pete. Spare Cash trifecta in play
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Epstein's estate now valued at $634 million, $57 million more than previously believed, excluding the more volatile valuations of material used for blackmail
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Wife tases man after finding him with another woman at nightclub; friends describe her as quite stunning (w/ pic)
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Mask & respirator shortage could spread globally with fears of the corona virus - because guess where most of the worlds masks and respirators come from?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fish delivery truck driver neglects to use parking brake with predictable results. Truck heads off down the pike, scales a fence and takes a dive. Driver's boss is sympathetic and doesn't carp too much, gives driver a fair herring
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Deranged man in a Times Square hotel lobby forgets he is not the naked cowboy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"He says he is 91 years young and brags about how much his workout routine has helped him in his daily routines. Seeing someone like him inspires others to keep it up and incorporate fitness into their life"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston "Super Freeway" could speed up your commute by 20mph, meaning you'll finally be able to reach 20mph on a Houston freeway
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Alabama's Stand Your Ground law allows you to legally use "lethal force to defend oneself against threats or perceived threats, with no duty to retreat."* *Offer not valid unless you are both white AND male*
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Passenger dies after rear-ending a manure spreader. That's not a euphemism. Right this moment, anyhow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pastor proves that he would have been the worst possible pre-marriage counselor for Joseph and Mary
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
FL retiree calls police believing someone shipped him a package full of coronavirus
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Next thing that is a giant conspiracy? *Checks notes* Huh, look at that: water
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Finally, a way to play that elusive Steely Dan chord
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Get ready for Superb Owl wars
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Highway Patrol pulls over men for speeding and finds bag labeled "Bag Full Of Drugs". Guess what's inside
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(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Earthquake strikes Turkey. Buildings damaged, roads closed, feathers everywhere
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
To have and to hold, through thick and through thin crust, with this pizza-shaped engagement ring, marry me you must
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
But how did they keep the $2 bills from getting soggy?
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(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Mmm You can never eat too much bacon ... until you do and end up with a razor blade against your neck
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is officially NOT a pandemic. Or beer-related
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered how you can pay "tribute" to your ex AND restore bat populations you need to click this link
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man's car collection sells for almost $400,000 at auction. Difficulty: His Matchbox car collection
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
'Arkansas Chemistry Professors' apparently mistook Breaking Bad for either a How To series or a documentary
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Epstein once claimed a mafia ninja was hiding in his bushes. Fruit Ninja, Ninja Burger, and Samurai Jack deny all wrongdoing
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
"Uh sir, you do realize you hit a street sign and it is on your car?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Unexpected and hilarious but fake development in coronavirus story involving farts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
8-year-old boy pays off lunch debt for entire school by selling key chains. In other news, in 2020 America, an 8-year-old boy has to pay off lunch debt for entire school by selling key chains
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Yelling "FIRE" in a movie theater. New hotness: Yelling "CORONAVIRUS" on an airplane
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(Wicked)
 
 
 
Photoshop what she got from Amazon
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Korea wants its citizens and the outside world to believe there is never a dull moment in the lives of its rulers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Alexa, why should I have been freaked out by Google's "Loretta" commercial during the Super Bowl?
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
FL high school students given app to completely anonymously say things to police. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Live in Virginia and short on cash? Well, turn in the Scream Bandit and grab $10,000
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
If you're one of the 30,000 people who travel through South Station in Boston every day - you're in for a rough 4-5 years. Well, rougher
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Going by this completely non-hysterical map, climate change means you'll be able to snap up some beachfront property in Vermont before long
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas Aim & Maim
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Note to Self: Don't stand outside your hotel room door in nothing but your socks ... and oh yeah don't leave the empty booze bottle laying next to the baby. Yeah that's it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NHS to deal with overworked, overtired staff by hiring more of them. Wait, no, sorry. They're installing sleep pods for people to nap while working 70+ hours a week
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Giant F***ing NOPE
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Arrr, matey, ye hast the tooth rot. Best be doublin yor ration o rum while ye be cleanin the scuppers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
We live, we sleep in a society of laws and civility. But a remorseless monster persists among us. It feeds on those who cannot understand its lust for human flesh and, indeed, for the very souls of its countless victims
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
*Knock, knock* "Police...we have a report you're torturing a child, is that true?" "No officer, it's just the goat stuck in the fence again"
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
When you celebrate your team's Superb Owl victory, don't do it with commercial grade fireworks. A side note, he's going to miss the celebratory parade but he went out with a boom
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
You think your neighbors are bad...try living next to Mother Nature
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Mad Libs: Grandson of Hamas founder, who converted to Christianity and came out as gay, accused of nose-job fraud
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Subby knows the importance of a good, rigid tent pole
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
13 Things subbie found on the internet today while searching for Black History Month articles
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Houston cop who killed a couple by lying to get a search warrant may have put 14,000 innocent people in jail
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Standish elementary school closes due to flu outbreak. Administrators hope for progress. Situation appears grim, but is hard to read
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Clang clang clang goes the trolley. Bang bang bang goes the bus. Ow ow ow go the passengers. Off to the hospital if you must
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy giving the bird
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Man convicted of 1st-degree murder in Pennsylvania church lot slaying. Motive for murdering a church lot is unknown
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank returns tonight (8PM ET) with 2 more hours of songs beginning with the letter "R"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, exploding pants were a problem in New Zealand
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(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Watch Dr. Pimple Popper pop more than ten nose blackheads in mere seconds. Or don't, and go do something useful for today
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You'll be happy to know that your death will be an euphoric experience. Well kinda happy (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska's governor: OK, the bridges to nowhere, port no one uses, and ferries that don't work were all great ideas, but what would be really cool is a huge oil storage facility on a remote island that's really hard to get to
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Deputies confiscate gallons of hooch from jail inmates during Super Bowl raid
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mother of Cornell student who was struck and killed by a train after getting lost drunkenly walking home from a frat party is suing the frat and Cornell for wrongful death. Pfft Amateur. Shoulda named Amtrak, Budweiser, and feet as defendants too
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Whiskey - is there *anything* it can't do? How about cure Coronavirus? Say what now?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good Christian lady tells Franklin Graham that her good Christian son was so disturbed by JLo and Shakira during the Super Bowl halftime performance that he marched off to his room halfway through their act. Oh sweetie, bless your heart
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Instagram "model" arrested for trying to get onto Super Bowl field. Her modeling specialty is apparently duckface
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Advanced lung cancer reveals it has Rush Limbaugh
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The plane in Spain sucked a blown tire into its engine and had to circle for hours to burn fuel before landing again
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Mom it's me Dumbass .... I mean it's me ... Satan
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(Some Game)
 
 
 
Photoshop this telephone line
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Subby had all windows open yesterday here in Denver because it was a high of 74. Today? Shut. Down. Everything
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man gives his wife the ultimate Valentine's Day surprise: Coronavirus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now that it's clear Jeff Bezos' phone was hacked thanks to malware attached to a video sent to Bezos by the Saudi Crown Prince, his current girlfriend's brother is suing Bezos for defamation for publicly implying HE was the one who leaked the photos
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Woman smears her fiancé. In the face. With dog poop
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
$500M California listing may be most expensive home in America. Seems pricey for not including jellyfish
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Guy climbs up balcony at a night club in Florida, starts peeing, hilarity does not ensue
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