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Sun December 08, 2019
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dear Canadians - please donate your body to science. We're gonna toss it into the woods and then poke at it
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Vegan dies after eating nothing but meat and animal products for 30 days. Just kidding, she's healthier than ever
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"We should be fixing Earth's climate instead of looking for other planets to f*ck up," says Nobel Prize winner Didier Queloz
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Guy who carved his name into girlfriend's head looks just like a guy who would carve his name into his girlfriend's head
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(Some Swell Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this inflamed brain
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Gimme the keys, Boomer
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bad: you've had a few too many on Friday night, you're trying to head home, and you pop up on the curb and hit a fixed object. Worse: That object is a parked police cruiser with an officer inside
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bear
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(Variety)
 
 
 
It is a sad day on Sesame Street with the passing of Caroll Spinney
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(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Jail learns there is no such thing as a "model prisoner," especially one who volunteers to help
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man misunderstands the etymology of the word Methodist
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Austria struggles with marauding Krampus demons gone rogue. As if they didn't have enough problems with all the wildlife trying to kill everyone
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Turns out Best Korea's "dismantled" missile testing site wasn't as dismantled as people thought
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(UPI)
 
 
 
And this is why "trust but verify" applies to crowd-funding as well
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
You know those stories where a store employee runs after a thief and gets fired? Well, this isn't one of those stories
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(CNN Money)
 
 
 
Young people finally discover the age-old tradition of running a boarding house. What will they think of next?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this protester
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: What happened that long-ago first time you connected to the internet
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Why is it always the turkeys who score with the chicks
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(Salem Reporter)
 
 
 
Children and their parents have been abused by Comic Sans on Salem-Keizer school buses for years. McNary Font Club has embarked on "humanitarian work" and outsider art projects to end the nightmare
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If this house were to go up in flames people would suffer the ultimate contact high
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
North Dakota: We have two of the top 20 drunkest cities. Wisconsin: Hold my empty beer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Laid the Harley over and are hurt? This guy made a helmet that will call 911 for you
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Regardless of your vehicle's capabilities, when operating a vehicle your full attention is required at all times to ensure safe driving"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman catches boyfriend cheating because of Fitbit activity at 4AM. I keep mine on my wrist, not my, uh, er, tallywacker (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Performance artist eats banana that was part of $120k art installation. $120k? Where do they shop, Whole Foods?
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Sat December 07, 2019
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
PlayStation celebrates its 25th anniversary; Nintendo still regrets trying to put Sony in a corner and taking Phillips to the prom instead
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
$1 billion is almost the same as $320,000
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen my emotional support scorpion? Oh. there it is
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
High-performance minivan? Shut up and take my money. 'Murica tag is for the only country that can make it happen
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Hate Christmas music? How would you like it piped into your living quarters all. Night. Long. Oh the jingle bells. What a tale their terror tells. The jangling and the wrangling. In the clamor and the clangor of the bells. They are Ghouls
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
We didn't start the fire -- our dog did
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this biker
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It is the 78th anniversary of Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor. Lauren Bruner was the second-to-last man to make it off the USS Arizona. His ashes will be interred within the ship at sunset. He will be the 44th and last survivor to rejoin his shipmates
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not news: Russian air defense shoots down drone. News: American drone. Fark: over Tripoli
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't mind the buzzing, it's just my emotional support beehive
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
News: Woman forced to change out of her "Hail Satan" shirt by American Airlines. Fark: She was flying from Sodom to Gomorrah
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his hair
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Burgle me once, shame on you. Burgle me twice shame on me. Burgle me four times and I may get around to watching the video evidence of my former employee repeatedly breaking into my business
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Even if he only has a couple of weeks, or a couple of months, of happiness, we've done our job." Welcome to Caturday
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Drunk driver with 94 bottles of booze in her car and heroin in her pocket kills teenage girl in hit-and-run after only getting 5 verses into the song
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis aldermen try to ban guns in public parks by calling them child care facilities
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
If a train going 30 mph slams into a semi carrying automobiles sitting still, how many cars get destroyed?
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(Wausau Daily Herald)
 
 
 
The deputy mayor of Wausau, Wisconsin wants you to know that it isn't really illegal to have a snowball fight or throw a snowball there. Wausau police are more than happy to stage an epic snowball fight. The mayor? Not so much. With video goodness
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Delta fires flight attendant for stealing carton of milk. She thinks it was really due to her $250,000 a year salary. Still no word why ticket prices are so high
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Six Saudis arrested over Pensacola attack including three who filmed the shooting
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Put down my phone? How about my phone meets your face...since 2006
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Beer for dogs, blankets filled with nightmares, and boxes of bad taxidermy: A holiday gift guide for Farkers
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(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
Indiana police seek person who stole 18 puppies. Culprit described as tall, slim, wearing a white fur coat, drives erratically, and smokes like a chimney
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
How to average 103 MPH over 2,800 miles without a single ticket.YMMV
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Kids these days will do anything to make their parents buy them a car ...like keying a brand-new BMW at the dealership to make dad buy it for them
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Fri December 06, 2019
(Insider)
 
 
 
Customers mad their Nintendo got switched
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(Komo)
 
 
 
"Call Clark. Cousin Eddie's RV is stuck at the Taco Bell drive thru, he tried to pull in the wrong way"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Man de-bishoped after docs noticed it was rotting away during routine check-up. Yeah guys, you probably should be sitting down for this
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Police officer who got wombat stoned will not face charges. Oh wait, I read that wrong
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(MSN)
 
 
 
FDA green-lighting drugs at alarming, breakneck speed. Marijuana still illegal
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Do you know that kids love garbage trucks? Well they do and here's why
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Neighborhood cat terrorizing and killing dogs
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these winter trees
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Man Man robs robs Little Little Caesars Caesars
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Oliver Queen looking to relocate to the Ottawa-Gatineau region for the summer
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(CT MK VL Guy)
 
 
 
Way to go Japan. you never cease to amaze us. In this case it's the new "Party Panties" just in time for Christmas, or more specifically "Fake Camel Toe" underwear
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Students who handwrite their notes outperform laptop users by one grade (e.g., B + to A-)
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Survey says your average adult wakes up on the wrong side of the bed 300 days a year. Subby the curmudgeon falls straight off the bed to the floor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Come for the annoying hipster talking about LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER for two years. Stay for your browser's refresh/cancel button reaching Fry's 300 coffee nirvana
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I don't know about you, but I suspect the ferret may be involved
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this path
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Death Wobble Wobble
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
"Customer punched over taking too long at register in Florida Walmart" is the most Obvious Florida tag of the day
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
First they came for the penis-shaped HIV prevention mascots, and I did not speak out-because I was not a penis-shaped HIV prevention mascot (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC police raid Mr. Nice Guy marijuana shop in Georgetown. Now they'll never get Kenny out of prison, Nasty Nate will get his cocktail fruit
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Principal of elementary school calls state police, who send in the bomb squad for what is essentially a paperweight
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Southern town cancels Christmas rather than ban treason enthusiasts from the festivities
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Prosecutor files misdemeanor charge against man, 20, who had sex with stuffed animals on floor at Target. He allegedly victimized a unicorn and Olaf from "Frozen"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Family court judge accused of turning courthouse into Delta House
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bug found stuck to dinosaur with amber. Next stop Isla Nublar (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Some women marry a guy who wears a rug. This one went one better (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Inspire some holiday chaos, what's your Christmas prank gift story? LGT Subby's for the year
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Caption this interaction at the grocery store
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Giant inflatable Ralphie stands next to house used in 'A Christmas Story'. No word if it's eyes are shot out
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Miami Police take "Shoot The Hostage" as the gospel truth as they empty their guns into a hostage-carrying vehicle in heavy traffic. Subby is at a loss for tag
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you crave the skin of a stable genius, today is your lucky day
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
There's a right way to play music while driving and a wrong way. This is the wrong way
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I know you were all worried about whether Jenna Jameson is safe after yesterday's Pearl Harbor shooting. Now we know
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman was searching 'what to do if your husband is upset you are pregnant' before her murder
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(BBC)
 
 
 
She was only mostly dead
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(Hudson Valley 360)
 
 
 
Police arrest man whose parents were unnecessarily cruel about naming him
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Mandarin Patinkin, the Mandarin duck best known for making New Yorkers happy, has gone missing. Manhattan bird expert is not ruling out fowl play
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A most cringe-worthy moment
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter at Navy base. This is not a repeat from two days ago
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(DW)
 
 
 
As part of the effort to control the measles epidemic that has killed at least 63 people, you can now be arrested in Samoa for spreading anti-vaccine lies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Captain fired after drunken sex romp with deckhand leads to yacht crash. (checks pics) Worth it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to drive over 90 with your girlfriend and weave in and out of traffic at random without using signals? It's easy with this one simple badge
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(Vice)
 
 
 
McNotLovinIt
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Doc Brown wannabe fries himself on homemade "quantum physics generator" in his garage, prompting authorities to evacuate about 40 homes until an actual nuclear physicist determined that the device was mostly harmless. Mostly?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Papa John's. Better ingredients, bitter divorce
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
"Use fowl language in my classroom? You are gonna wash your mouth out with this bar of soap and you are going to like it. That's the Austin Peace Academy way"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
61% of our neighbors to the north believe in logic and scientific evidence. 23% of them believe an invisible sky-king created the entire universe in a time span of six literal days, and creation is only 6,000 years old
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York City's 'island of the dead' to welcome more living ...apparently because they want to see the more than a million dead more often
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Nope Bowl
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Proof that second-hand smoke is bad for your health
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jury defends Elon Musk's inalienable right to call you a pedo
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Thu December 05, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Officials in the Florida Keys have finally confirmed the inevitable: As the seas continue to rise and flooding continues to get worse, not everyone can be saved. And in some places, it doesn't even make sense to try. Time to put up "For Sale" signs
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
"One, two, three, four, I declare a toe war. Wait, that's not right"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Does the cold weather cause you to pee more often? You might die. But first, fun recipes with Tuna
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(WLFI Lafayette)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Woman accused of leaving children at trampoline park, returns to punch manager who reported it." Headline leaves out the part about the kids being ages 1 and 5
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airline gives up on trying to provide edible food during flights, starts offering edible coffee cups
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(Storypick)
 
 
 
Woman tired of husband going out drinking with friends so she A: Divorces him? B: Locks him in his room every night? or C: Builds a pub in the backyard?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Long Dick of the Law: Christopher Hook, Esq vs. Allstate (read comments for context)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this English breakfast
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Village may be forced to resettle due to climate change. Difficulty: not rise in sea level, rise in number of polar bears
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Oi, Charlie Brown. Your tree lookin' a bit daft, innit." "Sling yer 'ook you bloody wanker"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You're a maniac attacking cars. Your weapon of choice is: a) a box, b) ferrets, c) a box of ferrets, or d) all of the above?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dressing up as a clown and scaring children. New hotness: Putting on a pig head and scaring children
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(Some Straw & Garbage)
 
 
 
There is a female counterpart to Krampus that is much more terrifying than our male half-goat/half-demon hybrid. And she's much more terrifying than you can ever imagine. Meet Frau Perchta the Christmas Witch
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(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
Uranium bearing waste makes the Detroit River a little more festive, glowing, for the holidays
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Meh, fireboat, oilboat, what's the difference?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Spies R Us opens new store with sensors and traffic monitoring. All of the data on your child's play patterns and your purchases are kept for not-nefarious-purposes. Welcome to the future
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Today's Photoshop theme: Krampus
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Mr. Holland's Gropus
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Protip: When buying marijuana, be sure to use real money. Especially if the seller is armed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
♩ I'll send an SOS to the world. ♩ I'll send an SOS to the world. ♩ I hope that someone gets my, ♩ I hope that someone gets my, ♩ I hope that someone gets my message in a film canister ♩
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hong Kong gets the green light from Red China to march and yell 'til they're blue in the face (and, if they get too rowdy, will send cops in to help them black out)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You know those climate models that predict that we're going to be living in a sweltering, drowned, hellscape in 20 years? Well scientists have reviewed their predictions for the last 40 years against the data and found them.."impressively accurate"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Streetlight over Birmingham last night caught on camera
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Custodian's practical joke sells for $120,000
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
LAPD police union will not defend officer who allegedly fondled dead woman's breasts, but quickly add "let us know if he shoots an unarmed black guy, we'll jump right in"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: if your defense of using the N-word on Facebook consists of 'we use it all the time at work' you're not doing your job any favors, Florida Corrections Officer
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
A very late SpaceX CRS-19 MISSION live thread. Launch in 20 minutes at 12:30PM EST
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Muhammad cracks top 10 baby names in US for the first time. With accompanying adorable photo of little Muhammad O'Donnell (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The French are revolting
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Sperm is not a scarce commodity. It's everywhere ― I just couldn't get my hands (or other parts) on any of it. What I needed was some free sperm that brought with it no drama, no commitment and, definitely, no sex"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is International Ninja Day, so support your local ninjas by buying them hamburgers. If you can find them, at least
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drone strikes news helicopter, causing more news
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man erects mock border posts and charged four men from south Asia more than $10,000 to take them across, is stopped by real border patrol at actual border
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Because if it is posted on Facebook, it's true, right?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cheeky boozed up bus stop flasher bares all for crowd, the crowd loves him ...the police not so much
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Theme: Design your own wrapping paper. LGT wrapping paper that meets Grandpa's approval (PNSFW), but don't let that stop you from making your paper based on any damn thing you want. Must be SFWaF
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man's woke standard response to sexist joke is merely paraphrasing Pam Poovey's "Damn, dawg, that's inappropes" and somehow this is newsworthy life advice
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(NPR)
 
 
 
About that perfect Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi raid
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you get drunk, end up with two black eyes and a broken nose from a fight, get dropped off at the wrong house and end up arrested for passing out on a couch in a home that's not yours?
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's Fark and Schnitt Podcast: French fry panic articles lead to the discovery of a new media trope and a look back at when South Dakota ran a "Don't Jerk and Drive" PSA statewide. Also we explore whatever podcast porn might be
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Had cancer, need follow-up exams to ensure it's still in remission? Well, that's a pre-existing condition, according to for-profit health insurance companies
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Yes, McDonald's is going to get your order wrong from time to time. No, that does not mean you can go behind the counter and punch employees cuz your Big Mac wasn't done your way
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(Some old hippie)
 
 
 
That time it rained three tons of marijuana on Yosemite. Gotta light?
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
No mention of the fifty-voice St. Louis Aquarium Choir. Pastor Rod Flash and Organ Leroy unavailable for comment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Runner on a beach gets caught in a waist-high tangle of cornflake seaweed and required rescue. In Australia, even the seaweed will try to kill you
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Two bank clerks pulled off the biggest bank robbery in Chinese history ... so they could buy lottery tickets
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(WTOV9 Steubenville-Wheeling)
 
 
 
Ohio police searching for pot head
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Portland decides facial recognition technology is the wrong kind of weird and is moving to ban its use
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Clark Griswold inspired Christmas light display destroyed in a very Clark Griswold way
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 761: "The Big D". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 04, 2019
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
People are just flying into this car dealership (w/vid)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
What happens when "needs to improve" is the lowest rating the public health department gives?
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
When they mow your grass, you shoot them. That's the 'Murican way
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Not news: Middle school shut down after kid posts threat on social media. Wait, what was the name of that middle school?
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
When you go in for your next dentist appointment, try to remember that they're not that scary and only small percentage will drug you and pull the wrong teeth while riding a hoverboard
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Six year old brings loaded pistol to school for show and tell. Deputy escorts child and parent home. Be interesting to hear the parent explain this one
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(Some nihilist)
 
 
 
The Dude is 70
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Not news: Police giving a jackass a field sobriety test. Drunk animal news: Police in Connecticut giving a donkey a field sobriety test
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Reports of active shooter prompts lockdown at Pearl Harbor Naval Shipyard [Update: three injured; "there is no longer an active threat"]
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Did you hear something in Brooklyn screaming "Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla"? It was a skull-covered Mad Max Amazon truck that was blocking a crosswalk
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man stirring a cocktail
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Cockfighting ring discovered in New Jersey. Little Jerry Seinfeld now in protective custody
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer overcomes his past to make a lucrative career suing everyone and everything in sight
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
World's very first Christmas card on display. It clearly went all downhill from there
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
That's a new take on paper-scissors-rock
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
You can lead a drunk driver to the police station, but you can't make him think
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
The New England tradition of "space savers" for reserving your parking spot after a snowstorm: "One space was saved by an orange barrel with the message, 'Let's do this'"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio man reunited with beloved schnauzer after carjacking over Thanksgiving holiday
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk, and singing Spanish ballads on Instagram is no way to drive through Florida, son
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Move over shelf elf, Christmas tree eel has electric appeal
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Mr. Burns sought for questioning after suspects seen dumping barrels of chemicals in a field
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this robot
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(Silverscreen Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Official Fark.com T-shirts, hoodies, hats, and stickers
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
France creates anti-hate crime office amid anti-Semitic wave. And no, 'anti-Semitic wave' is not asking how tall Kyle is
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man posing as human bonsai tree hides packages under a dumpster and retrieves them later
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
If you've ever properly wondered what Santa does when he's not getting ready for Christmas, he apparently provides a same-day service for locating siblings lost in Filipino typhoons
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1867, Oliver Kelley organized the Grange, which became a powerful political force among western farmers. How this succeeded is only known due to historians constantly asking how, how, how, how
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Why yes, we do use sledgehammers for pest control but we do it at night with the windows covered
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The curious German tradition of hanging a Christmas pickle on trees. Rick Sanchez unavailable for comment
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Protests continue over planned move of General Kirby Smith statue, with some lauding the historical significance and others shamed by a Civil War general named after a Super Smash Bros. character
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual "don't stick your hand in a snow blower" warning
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Today in WTF news: George Zimmerman is suing the family of Trayvon Martin for $100 million
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Map of robot intensity shows places most under threat for automation, worst places for Sarah Connor to hide
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For the last time, if you're on oxygen you probably shouldn't smoke
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Bear: Eff your decorations. EFF them
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida woman gets into fight with kids at middle school, pulls out taser and hits one of them in the head with it
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida leads the nation in getting hit by trains
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Dear Abby misses the real advice: "Move out of Wyoming"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Poops and farts never really go out of style." And the most unlikely must-have Xmas gift of 2019 is...
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nothing to panic about, human race, it's just that the Chinese gene-edited baby experiment "may have created unintended mutations"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Overturned truck spills lumber in Longwood. Trucks delivering Cocoa to Cocoa Beach be warned
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New details emerge on botched Mossad operation in Gaza, in which operational security was potentially put at risk as one agent apparently went by the undercover alias of "Ummm . . . Mohammed?"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Mutant 'mighty mice' to be launched to ISS. If experiments go as planned, they'll do the same thing they do every night: try to take over the WORLD
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Meep Meep
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man calls off work saying he is intoxicated, tries to rob the same place. Yeah, he's done
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sergey Brin And Larry Page, the two men who founded Google with the slogan "Don't Be Evil," are resigning from their leadership roles at the company on news that it is and they are
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Biggus Dickus has to answer to Rome
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(Phys Org2)
 
Boobies
 
Tits are shrinking due to climate change
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Do you have a great Fark story? It could be in Drew's next book
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
"When you go to the Goodwill for a baby shower gift thinking you got a good deal on a bouncer [...] and you end up opening a MOSSBERG 715T Semi-Auto Rifle." Which technically is still a good deal
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Man accused of showing, maybe choking his chicken at a Chick-Fil-A
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(WJOL)
 
 
 
Iowa braces for citizens to attempt drug smuggling across the border from Illinois
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Australian authorities believe they have found the body of a woman missing in the Outback for two weeks. Suspects remain everyone and everything
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman can't decide which of two men she loves more, so she demands they go full Amok Time
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg. I heard you like stolen vehicles
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I honestly can't think of a headline more Fark-ready than this
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Reminder in time for the holidays: you aren't legally obligated to show your receipt at the door when you leave Walmart
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How badly received was that godawful sexist ad for Peloton bikes? How's about about a 9% share price hit and twitter comedians weighing in on your stupidity
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wet pup
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Snowmobilers rescue three lost puppies on Utah mountain top that had been living in a sheep carcass with their mom. Han and Luke nod approvingly. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
From the files of 'pleasant thoughts' questions: How big would a nuclear war need to be to upend human civilization as we know it?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make Top Gear America happen, unless you're going to cast Doug DeMuro or perhaps the two Canadian guys from The Straight Pipes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You'd think an editor for Vice would know how to smuggle drugs a little better
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
We'll give you one guess as to how NYC's splendidly expensive new subway tech weathered a few inches of slush
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
US Marine arrested in Haiti wanted to become President by overthrowing the government with -shuffles papers- eight guns
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Whistling Missile recovering after a visit to Vegas. No, it's not what you think it is, you perverts
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
That'll do, super pig. That'll do
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
The buck stomps here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What some guys will do to cop a feel
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wait, even if I work out over lunch and have to be back in 26 minutes?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Milwaukee transit system reserves seat on every bus to pay tribute to Rosa Parks
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
But your Honor, I couldn't afford to know murder was illegal
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Tue December 03, 2019
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here is a list of the new dating etiquette breaches for 2020. Farkers naturally should have no problem avoiding them
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
In the old days, a monarch with too many royals running around would bring out the axe. These days, you can just fire them
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Fashion designer Craig Green thinks the world is ready to own a combination down jacket / life preserver / sleeping bag / homeless shelter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today in history: World renowned mystery author Agatha Christie goes missing so thoroughly, not even Arthur Conan Doyle's psychic could find her
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Landlords in Australia routinely charge students kitchen fees for kitchens without sinks, charge for non-existent 'mattress protectors'... wait a second, what IS a 'mattress protector'? Sheet iron to keep spiders from sucking your blood at night?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It never occurred to me to wonder what a pene-exclave might be. I am now bigly, cromulently infromed
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Behold, dead horse skulls from the east came to your door, singing Oh Holy Night and saying, "Where is your booze?" When they saw the booze, they rejoiced and fell down and worshiped it
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this serene scene
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it would look like if we drew modern animals like we do the dinosaurs just based off their skeletons? Me neither, however the results are both interesting and horrifying
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someone in Arizona is going to have a hell of a bad day next time they clean out that junk drawer in their kitchen
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Homicide probe launched after a decapitated body found in L.A.'s Griffith Park. Police, body, stumped
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(Fark)
 
 
 
'70s rockers, '90s rockers, and a few things Thanksgiving are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov. 24-30: Cyber Monday Edition
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
25-year-old man found dead in Literary Club, and before you jump to conclusions, the Literary Club is one of the skankier dive bars in the city
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Rolling Sledgehammers of Death is my Pantera/Slayer cover band name
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You might want to return that 23andMe kit you bought your mom for Christmas
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Your dog wants Hot Pockets
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
But did the horse flying on the plane get a complimentary beverage? Neigh
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Comparing the air quality in some of the world's most polluted cities using particle representation. Triangle man prepares to file counter protest
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Polar bear spray-painted with 'T-34' baffles Russian wildlife experts, tank historians
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(DW)
 
 
 
Citing the team's poor start to the season, a lacklustre offence, and a less than spectacular GA/SV%, Rinne resigns as Finnish PM
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high-wire act
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Gay Lord-Man masturbates in front of 14 homes. Because masturbating in front of 15 homes would have been stupid
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
There's a new Cannonball Run record: 2,825 miles in 27 hours and 25 minutes. The ghost of Burt Reynolds nods approvingly
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doesn't everyone think NYC subway during the rush hour as the perfect place for a sex romp? Last sentence: "Photos of the woman were not recovered and police do not know what she looks like"
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
News: Kids stand up for other kid when bullied. Fark: When the teacher berates kid for having gay parents
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Never bet against the train, and if you do, don't go double or nothing
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
President Samoa: "Shut. Down. Everything"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman who used Kate Upton's headshot and fake references to bluff her way into senior government job gets severance package of 12 to 25 months' free room and board, depending on good behavior. Dumbass tag is for both applicant AND hiring manager
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYC to its homeless: "Move to New Jersey or sleep with the fishes". NYC Homeless: "Hmmm"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Russian government blocks access to stock photography website Shutterstock over photos of the Russian flag in dog shiat
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
He says his boss told him to ignore the ceiling with a rat infestation. Then it hit him
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looks like we need to arm ourselves as "experts" predict a feral hog invasion across the US, 30-50 at a time
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Suddenly, baby shark doot doo doo doot doot doot (with gopro video)
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(The Republic)
 
 
 
Protip: If you plan to return your cell phone to the local business you bought it from, make sure you don't accidentally ship it in the box containing your drug paraphernalia. (with mugshot goodness)
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(Some New Wave Guy)
 
 
 
Up on this week's dive into the historical vaults of alt, post-punk, goth, etc, it's Visage, Flesh For Lulu, The Plimsouls, SA42, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #110. Starts at 1.00PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Courier Herald)
 
 
 
Please note: you can joke about chloroforming your kids to get a break, but you shouldn't actually do it
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Another day, another School Resource Officer in Wisconsin confronts subject with a gun in the building. This time it's Oshkosh, b'gosh
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
If you've been thinking that the Pacific Northwest has been rumbling a bit more than usual, you're not alone
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Baby Yoda jokes from Twitter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is World Trick Shot Day, so get out there, turn some tricks and get some shots
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Best Korea says it's up to the US to choose what "Christmas gift" it wants from Santa Un
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Porch pirates go big, steal nearly 300 Amazon packages directly from Post Office
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Chinese tech giant Huawei moving U.S. research center to Canada over sanctions and security claims, will now apparently be researching how to implant spyware into a moose
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Unidentified objects spotted off the coast of Louisiana. Will be either battered and fried or turned into gumbo
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Right-group & Antifa clash in Kent town. Only 4 right-wingers were arrested and two of them were fighting each other before they realised they were on the same side. Also, if you've ever wondered what a 'seven-pinter' is, click away
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(Independent)
 
 
 
This disturbing article gives me an idea for a very depressing alien invasion science fiction novel
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
And so it begins: 'Memphis rapper in critical condition after Chuck E. Cheese shooting'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BMW driver encounters his own Kobayashi Maru scenario
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
1 in 5 US adolescents is now prediabetic, receiving targeted Wilford Brimley ads
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nematode
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(Twitter)
 
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Tanker truck overturns and spills 6,000 gallons of condensed milk. Investigation into the accident was delayed because the driver, witnesses, and anyone in the vicinity became overwhelmed with grief
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bald eagle breaks into closed H&R Block. Allstate agent next door provides on-point quote
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
I said th*beep beep beep* there are too m*CLANG CLANG* THERE ARE TOO MA*AHOOBA-AHOOBA-AHOO* TOO MANY ALARM SOUNDS IN *EEK-EEK-EEK* the hospital ...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Racetrack owner accused of holding meddling teens at gunpoint. Zoinks
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"Trust me, no one wants to see Grandma and Grandpa in a porn video"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"First-time Michigan recreational marijuana shoppers stranded in line given complimentary joints"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Wow, perhaps I should become more vigilant and less jaded when it comes to telephone scams. I should really...aaaand there it is. Nvmd
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
He pulls a Nerf gun, you pull a .22. The kid annoys you, you shoot him in the leg. That's the Sanford way, ya big dummy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Armed convoy of cartel members say they don't need no stinkin' badges, attempt to take over a Mexican town and leave 22 dead
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Frogger grand champion
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
We apologise for the fault in the article. Those responsible have been sacked. We apologise again for the fault in article. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked
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Mon December 02, 2019
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Obvious explosion blows apartment building apart, but officials are unable to find gas signs in the air testing on site. So that leaves what, meth lab, mentos and coke, or the crazy uncle going, "Hey kid, pull my finger"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Yet another reason why using hardware, software, or apps made by Chinese corporations is a very bad idea: WeChat users, particularly Chinese-American ones, are getting their accounts banned from the service for talking about Hong Kong
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman might get $25,000 reward from herself
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Vax could be our hero, baby ♫ It could keep away the AIDS ♫ Just wait 'till 2021 ♫ They might take the death away ♫
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(AOL)
 
 
 
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of white supremacy. It was the epoch of bad journalism, it was the season of Not Having Editors. It was a tale of two Richard Spencers
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police can't find Crime Pays to arrest him, prove crime doesn't pay. Crime Pays
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(Some Pain)
 
 
 
Photoshop this backache
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dictionary.com Picks "existential" as its "Word of the Year". But is it really? What are words, anyway? Do they really matter in the grand scheme of things?
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Back to Swinging The Alphabet on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET). 2 hours of stuff whose title begins with the letter "P"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crime of the Century (Soft Furnishings Division)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Great, just great. First we have to face climate change, now this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember that small-town Canadian newspaper typo saying you could get photos with Satan at the Christmas parade? Guess who showed up
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
DeLand children found safe after DeMother gives us DeMugShot of the day
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Makes you wonder what he knew
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Each year since 1966, a 42-foot high goat made of straw is erected to serve as a holiday spectacle in the Swedish town of Gävle. And most years, the goat has been destroyed, typically by fire"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
"Thanksgiving Box Office: How 'Knives Out,' 'Queen and Slim' Thrived Despite 'Frozen 2.'" Subby is not a movieologist, but he's gonna guess: by not being movies aimed at nine-year-olds?
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
School shooting stopped by resource officer in wau...keesh-a? Wau-ke$ha? Fark it, it was in Wisconsin
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Brushing your teeth this many times a day could protect you from heart failure," just like putting important numbers in article titles instead of elevating your blood pressure by making you guess
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Finish decorating this Christmas Tree
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why are people so scared of the herp? I mean, it's seriously no big deal. Seriously. Hey, wanna hook up?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Your daily Peloton commercial hate thread but with commentary such as, "I cannot imagine anything worse than having an influencer wife that makes me watch all her videos"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US: "Hey, we're really enjoying these naval visits to Hong Kong" China: "Great" Hong Kong: "FU, China." US: "Yeah, FU, China" China: "Visiting hours over"
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
"Lisa Rachelle Snyder, 36, was charged Monday with first-degree murder, third-degree murder, tampering with evidence, endangering the welfare of children, animal cruelty and sexual intercourse with a dog." Well then. That certainly covers the bases
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Five pigs walk into a Starbucks. Stop me if you have heard this one
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dutch supermarket decides to drop the idea of having employees send pictures of their underwear to figure out new uniform sizes after employees and public get their panties in a bind
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Turns out that dating websites aren't checking free users against sex offender registry
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Godspeed, Lil BUB
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mount Baldy Road reopens after Thanksgiving snow storm, showing that some people would be thankful for a chance to mount baldy
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Anyone seen any good Cyber Monday deals? Post em in the thread. Link goes to MSM blowing off the entire concept of Cyber Monday
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(Herald Mail Media)
 
 
 
Now that fire season is winding down, and mud slide season isn't for a few months, and earth quakes are no big deal, its time to worry about California's volcanoes
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Woman, 70, arrested for having sidewalk sex with Florida Man, 60
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta Air Lines giving away free slip 'n slides with free delivery, just in time for Christmas
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) to vegan specialty shop who wanted to trademark the term "Vegan Butcher": Don't be stupid. Denied. USPTO to Nestle when it tries to do the same thing: Sure, that's cool, what a clever name
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois fails to release it's dam safety information, leading dam watchdogs to speculate that the Department of Natural Resources' dam safety division isn't doing its dam job
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
🠘 Free Baby
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sperm whale found dead with 220 pounds of trash in its stomach. This is not a repeat of that urban legend you heard about back in middle school
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"Papa John 100% does not know what Fark.com is" (Fark mention at 3:20, NSFW language in video)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Great Googley moogly, Google Street View picks up freaky bearded 'alien' as he stares menacingly at lens
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Well, we're boned
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Catching up with the class of 2000, who were turned into opioid addicts by big pharma
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(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Are you a veteran of the Home Computer Christmas Wars of 1983?
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this window seat
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
First AI came for the monkeys to be sterilized and we did nothing (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you have outstanding warrants, don't smoke pot while nude nude in a Kohl's parking lot on Black Friday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Firefighters save two horses from quicksand, but has anyone seen Artax?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"I know you're sceptical about my plan to communicate with aliens by having sex with dolphins but hear me out: what if the dolphins were real high?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
You make it sound like "holiday weekend sewage tsunami" is a bad thing
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Arbeit macht tree
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Private prisons may soon be a thing of the past, but not before they go down kicking and screaming
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Activist and poet John Sinclair among first to purchase legal recreational marijuana in Michigan, 50 years after his historic arrest"
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Two East Austin vegan food trucks were burglarized on Small Business Saturday. Cash and electronics were removed, but burglars left the "food" behind
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Josh Brolin warns the world that giving your anus a sunburn isn't a good idea (NSFW)
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