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Sun December 01, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
11-hour flight to nowhere returns to originating airport because: A) volcanic eruption; B) horses; C) a combination of both A and B
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Woman demands upgrade on airplane. Fark: fakes medical emergency when she doesn't get one, forcing diversion. Tag is for the origin and destination
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Thank you for your service. And to show you our appreciation we have this new special jail for you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BTW, your Smart TV can get hacked. And since many of them are equipped with a camera and microphone and TVs tend to be setup in bedrooms....well....you get the picture. Just hope the hacker doesn't
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying walnut squirrel
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
If only there were some kind of skirt the Scots could wear to ward off the coming cold to their nads
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The only thing missing is a pool
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Everywhere except Manhattan: Hey, look, a raccoon. Manhattan: EVERYBODY PANIC!
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(Some Polyphemus Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hand sample
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Hey Earl, let's swap out our tobacco with hemp. It'll be a great crop. Who else is going to do that?" Narrator: "Just about everyone"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
This guy's convinced vampires are real. Sucker (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dam those Turks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadians can get angry? Who woulda thought it possible?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Why even bother with a clock at this point?
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
San Francisco, Seattle, Austin, and Denver are to porch pirates what the Caribbean was to the real ones
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this elegant snow queen
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(Some Stuffed Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: What was the most memorable Thanksgiving you've ever had?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Maps of the shut down streetcar and subway systems of North America
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Grammar nazi's surrender
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Money not only doesn't grow on trees, it also doesn't keep the Christmas tree farmers in business
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ring cameras make you and your entire family exhibitionists to the whole world, if you like that
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
We're gonna get some more weather, so you'll want to prepare alternatives if you want to be home by Monday
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Rhode Island driver cuts step out of usual process, plows into parked patrol cruiser while plowed
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(Some Swimming Guy)
 
 
 
Prisoners' Pool Party
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Can a murderer be a hero?
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Sat November 30, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delivered "highly contagious" pee to the wrong address? Urine trouble
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Attention Farkers: Montana bar for sale. Historic bank building. Years of heritage. No indoor bathrooms. Town population: 13
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Old man yells at call-center customer service rep ... 24,000 times over the past two years, including 411 times during a single week last month
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this um, art?
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Hungry, penniless stranger smells family's Thanksgiving turkey cooking, knocks on door to request a bite to eat. Instead of helping the famished wanderer, family calls the authorities to haul the visitor away
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Hard to be a clown on the run. With interesting mugshot goodness of said clown
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Oh, the leather outside is frightful
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(UPI)
 
 
 
2 killed, 1 injured after battling with their arch enemy at Utah National Park
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
The first woman to earn a Silver Star for valor in combat
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Man wearing ugly sweater identified as Ugly Sweater on Chick-fil-A receipt
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cheetah
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
91-year-old man blockades Home Depot after they rip him off
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Only one month to go until "recreational" marijuana is legal in Illinois. How are you preparing for the end of civilization?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Okay, let's see what all the ruckus is about Sinterklaas this year and...oh dear Lord
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Backseat drivers are just the worst
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen girl returns home from a night out and can't find her keys. Naturally, she tries to get into the house by sliding down the chimney. I think you know where this is going
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(CNN)
 
 
 
California marijuana businesses to the state government: Please help us sell more of our wacky tobaccy
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(National Audubon Society)
 
 
 
Photoshop this birb
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
"Because there is a need," she said. Caturday approves
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Christmas may not have won the war yet, but it seems to win every battle
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Because Millennials have zero attention span, after mere months the "OK Boomer" meme is dead, so stop using it. OK, Boomer
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Extreme rock climbing. New hotness: Extreme cyberstalking
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On a positive note, at least we know his booby traps work
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
We still don't know if a tree falling in the forest makes a sound, but the kid who kicked it over onto himself is sure noisy about it
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Jury clears police chief of manslaughter in 1989 stadium disaster. Now UK courts can finally move on to crimes of the 1990s
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Fri November 29, 2019
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Missing kite surfer swims to shore and heads home to enjoy Thanksgiving. Unaware of massive search and rescue operation launched by Coast Guard
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a knife is... a good guy with a 5' narwhal tusk ripped from the wall of Fishmongers' Hall (with video)
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
You know how kids today can't operate a rotary phone? Check out this kid with a can opener
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Their first mistake was gunning for Baby Shark. Their second mistake was not getting the job done. Looks like Baby Shark's gonna have to settle the score
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Stabbing attack at shopping center in the The Hague, Netherlands wounds several with suspect at large. European Stabbing trifecta sadly in play
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old parade float
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Do you own a home built by Ryan Homes? If so, you may want to consider selling
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Restaurant review goes fully Maury
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
The USS Queen Elizabeth?
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Forget long lines to get into the women's bathroom. Equality in diaper changing stations in men's restrooms is the new "potty parity"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Like Valentines Day, Mothers Day and pretty much all of em, Black Friday is a retailer-created bullshiat storm that a few consumers, and all commenters to the right, are seeing through
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving shooting at strip club leaves one dead, two wounded, and lots of stray singles
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
TSA arrests Florida Man for bringing loaded gun through upstate NY airport checkpoint ... twice
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(Cornell University)
 
 
 
Photoshop this individual sticking out their tongue
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Liberal arts majors are getting popular again on news that Starbucks still needs baristas
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New federal rules are coming that will make it more difficult for you to bring your fake support animal on an airplane
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
That "thing" you lost while traveling last Thanksgiving? It probably ended up in Alabama
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dear Sir: I am CEO of Twitter here in Nigeria and am writing to you to offer tremendous opportunity. I have large quantity of bitcoin that I need to move out of country. Please send bank account info, and I will wire funds
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Residents told they have 3 days to leave their apartments because the slumlord says it'll take 11 months to fix the roof. City of Portland is the slumlord
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that Canadians are entitled to refuse to obey an unlawful order and do not have to hold the handrail on an escalator
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Canadian town named Asbestos wants to change its name. I'm thinking Mesotheliomaville has a nice ring to it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The brewery was asking us what can we do with the alcohol, because it's piling up, it's a large quantity, that's why we were looking for partners." NOOOOOOOOOOO
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
A pedestrian has been hit on the A35. Someone call an .... oh, nevermind
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japanese store "rethinks" special badges for menstruating staff, says confidential information was a bit too free-flowing, period
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
London Bridge's shooting now, shooting now, shooting now; London Bridge's shooting now, men fall over
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Four gay cops win court case against their former boss, Commander Hardman, for discrimination, phrasing, possibly false advertising
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these 3 Amigas
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parkinson's patients shaken after deep brain implants cause loss of swimming ability
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How can we generate more clicks for the National Dog Show? Guys, I got it. just use this headline: 'Muslim woman wears only hijab at National Dog Show'
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The latest major scam? Eye exams
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Column: This Thanksgiving, let's show gratitude to our fearless American diplomats
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman has life-changing surgery, finally quits getting stoned all the time
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
"Will I be all right?", he asked. "No. No, you will die now, from the deadly bite of the black-banded sea snake." Australia - just as deadly as it was when it produced Hitler
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Sanford city worker killed by his own truck in freak accident while hanging Christmas wreaths on Main Street. Bah Humbug, you big dummy
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Woman on arriving flight gives birth at Charlotte airport. American Airlines charges extra fee for additional passenger
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Nigeria would prefer to show the world it's big black cock..Not have it hidden in the UK
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Turkey swoops in at the last second and delivers a pardon for a speeding driver
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Thu November 28, 2019
(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving this year featured roast giraffes, zebras, and camels at the African Safari Wildlife Park
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(Lexington Leader)
 
 
 
An oldie but goodie from 1978 (LGT Lexington Leader newspaper clipping)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Awesome Black Friday deals now featuring on your local friendly darknet market site
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Damn millennials are now killing the doorbell industry
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Health officials in a place known as "cancer alley" will determine if a chemical plant is causing cancer or if something else is. Like, um, elves
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Russian pencil
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Couple give Denny's waitress who walked to work a special tip: a new car
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Acclaimed American free solo climber Brad Gobright goes splat
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Warning: Do not put wet scrap metal in foundry furnace
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Black man in Brown uniform scares woman with White skin while he delivered packages. Blue uniform is called
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
*whappity* *whap* *CRASH* *tinkle* *tinkle* *puff* *puff* *pass*
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this family portrait
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook has been up and down all day. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What is the first rule of drag racing against your dad in the Lincoln tunnel? Do NOT post a video of it to social media
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Single mother complains to electric company about her $1,000 electric bill. Company responds by sending her a bill for $35,000
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What time of the day is the best to have your Thanksgiving meal? Here comes the science
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(UPI)
 
 
 
3,497 aging LARPers set Guinness World Record
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Maybe they should check if it's the Brawndo
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bronxiest injury ever
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Your Uber driver may not be who you think he is
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This is why we celebrate Thanksgiving on the 4th Thursday of November
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(Daily Wire)
 
 
 
First they came for Starbucks, but I said nothing because I don't like coffee. Then they came for Walmart greeters who said "Merry Christmas," but I said nothing because Walmart is evil. Then they came after Secret Santas
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: What REALLY happened at the first Thanksgiving
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(WTXL Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Anti-LBGTQ Priest defrocked for being a stereotype
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Former 11foot8 bridge claims its first victim in its new 12foot4 form
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sounds like another candidate for Trump's "war man" pardons
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving travel interrupted by Pickle Incident on I-75 north of Dayton
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(TBK Magazine)
 
 
 
War is Hell. Pass the stuffing
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It turns out if you lie to people who are adorable they just get even more adorable, dang it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Twenty-three year old double heart transplant patient decides to forgo further treatment, has days to live. Hospital staff rushes to put on a wedding for him and his high-school sweetheart, just in time to have in-laws on Thanksgiving
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Move
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
A Norwood man sallied past a school bus with the lights flashing and crashed into several vehicles, curtailing his Walpoling activities
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
Help us, Phil Collins - you're our only hope
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 760: "Giving Thanks 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 27, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Town cancels Christmas parade because Christ hates love, or something
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oregon woman decides Festivus is on Target
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
2017: UPS refuses to cooperate with FBI to help stop drug trafficking ring. 2019: UPS is now cooperating after 10 of their employees are indicted in that same trafficking scheme. What can brown do for you?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
When you want to be a criminal, but you are trying to keep it classy
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(Some Cool Guys)
 
 
 
Woman spots dog stranded along icy Montana river; authorities say they can't reach it before sundown, so she crowdsources rescue on Facebook. Rock climbers retrieve pup in the dark, community raises $900 before dog even reaches vet, dog is adopted
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Researchers find dangerous levels of FDA-rejected drugs in over-the-counter supplements, using a groundbreaking analytic tool known as "reading the label"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you're having transit problems this Thanksgiving, just remind yourself: at least you don't live in Los Angeles
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Law school donor sues after learning his name isn't on degrees the law school doesn't give
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(National Post)
 
 
 
The Elizabethan age is coming to an end: the Queen to retire in 18 months
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"The ancestors of modern-day Inuits introduced a new, specialized dog population to the area rather than adopting local, much smaller populations already present." Your dog wants caribou steak
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's take a look way back to 1997 when Barney the Dinosaur had to be euthanized on live tv after going rabid and endangering hundreds of people
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(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this pilot
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Hospital caring for 12 sets of newborn twins at the same time, exponential squee, pee
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Organized crime has a stranglehold on the drug trade, illegal liquor sales, counterfeit toothbrush heads, prostitution... Wait. Go back one
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
🎶 They spun her right round baby, right round like a record baby, now she's suing. 🎶
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Worst case (non-hurricane) scenario in effect for SE Texas
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The Grinch lives in the UK, and Whoville is actually Nottinghamshire
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(Patch)
 
 
 
A Wisconsin man was arrested for walking around a grocery store with his dick hanging out ... for two hours. How is that even possible?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Understatement of the day: "He then noticed that the truck had rolled forward and collided with an Opel Adam"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Ye have a screw loose." "Aye. That's not a very nice thing to say, laddie." "NO YOU SCOTTISH TWIT, THIS TRAIN HAS A SCREW LOOSE"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Watch how your luggage gets stolen at Cleveland airport
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vintage trolley
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah is officially out of bar licenses, and there may be only three new ones in 2020
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
104-year-old woman bags a buck on her first-ever hunting trip. 'Anyone born before 1973 is not required to take a hunter's safety course, according to the DNR. Florence made the cutoff by 58 years.' Kick ass centenarian trifecta in play
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan running out of liquor, gives side-eye to Wisconsin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
When the 🏛 read the charges, I was all like 🙏😟🤔💡🤷🤣🦄
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mother of the groom shows how her side of the family has all the class, horrifies guests by changing into TRACKIES at wedding for sit down formal dinner
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Melbourne City Council votes 4-3 to continue mind-controlling residents
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a podcast for the road this Thanksgiving check out this interview Drew and Todd did with Anthony Sullivan, the OxiClean guy, on why he became a hemp farmer in Vermont - sometimes you get some news and your life changes overnight
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
The almost 600-year-old oak fell over this summer. Now its seedlings could be planted across New Jersey
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just protesters in DRC driving out the UN doctors trying to stop Ebola
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
If you kill your wife and hide her body in a freezer in a storage unit for four years, don't forget to pay the bills on it
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Stolen Pocket Tortoise is the name of my, umm...er...hmm. Got nuthin
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Traveling today in the US for Thanksgiving? Get prepared for delays as the bomb cyclone dumps snow, rain, and fosters high winds across a giant swath of the country
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The fertility rate in the US hits a record low in 2018, meaning Millennials will have to complain about not having a younger generation to complain about
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Uzbekistan mayor threatens to kill journalists. Or make them gay. Whichever
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Owner now says naughty puppy 'free to good home' after it destroyed 'the competition'. Advice to dumb dog owner: Don't leave your sex toy out where the dog can destroy it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts to end ban on vaping products, flavored cigarettes
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(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
Massachusetts to ban vaping products, flavored cigarettes
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"Catch anything interesting while fishing?" "I caught the dreaded grenade fish"
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
A Bible flowing with oil - something many are calling a modern miracle - continues to gather huge crowds in Dalton GA. Penn and Teller seen snickering in the background
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police require trauma counseling after responding to the greatest tragedy their department has ever seen
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
China's gene-edited babies and their creator have disappeared. Might want to check any underground volcano complexes just to make sure
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1095, Pope Urban II ordered the first Crusade to take back the city of Jerusalem, setting up centuries of conflict between city folk and the suburbs
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
You shouldn't look that happy in your mug shot, especially on that charge
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Yes, thundersnow is a real thing
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Having a beer while driving a school bus. Should I have not done that?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Granted it WAS a stress, but you never want to read the sentence "Just as the test approached its target stress level, an explosive depressurization tore through the fuselage"
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Nathan Bain's home in the Bahamas was basically destroyed by Hurricane Dorian, as was the church his family runs. He beat Duke at the buzzer last night. Here's the link to help his family, because Duke Sucks
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Trial to start next week for man killed by Greyhound bus. I warned you people about electing necromancers as judges, but did you listen? Oh, nooo
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Local news sends child to review new sweet shop. Next week, they're sending a dog to check out some steaks
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Man pulls out towel, causing panic as bystanders think Earth is about to be destroyed by Vogons
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Isn't it odd how rich celebrities always seem to die from rare previously undiagnosed medical conditions rather than the drugs pretty much everyone suspected they were doing?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This t'aint right (NSFW)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Hey guys, I think there may be some pollution in the Great Lakes. Not sure though, may need more research
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A 75 year-old woman was found dead in her retirement home. They also found her husband, whom she'd been saving in a freezer for 11 years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-November, and I just hit town and my hands were limber, I thought I'd stop and have myself a smoke. When the bear charged me, I used my .45 ACP. Feral hogs and bears are no joke
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(NPR)
 
 
 
$3k hospital bill for the removal of two Barbie shoes stuck up a 3-year-old's nose. Hospital responds with, "Not every urgent situation is an emergency, read your insurance terms, consider sleeping it off and trying outpatient in the morning"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chemical plant explodes in Texas, and the concussive force was enough to blow out windows miles around
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Vortex
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
On this it's-almost-Thanksgiving edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday we welcome Fido's Tap House, the world's first bar and restaurant that also doubles as a foster home for dogs that were rescued from kill shelters
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Mr Rogers used to entertain his wife with A: Songs? B: Stories? or C: Farts?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
How is babby sold?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The South and the Midwest are correct - change my mind
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you recently discarded five dead goats near an old cell tower, the police in New Hampshire would like to know whiskey tango foxtrot
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Don't give a dose to the one you love most
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Don't be evil." Oh, who are we kidding?
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two patients, both with the same name and both awaiting kidney transplants, enter the same hospital. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ Where are you? Why do you hide? Where is that fecal trail that leads to your side? Just like the Poo-shaker goes in search of his dream of crap... I search for a towel, and for someone to trap ♫
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Such a pain cleaning out the basement after someone dies. So many boxes of mementos, tsotchkies, dynamite, photo albums...wait, go back one
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
What happens when you have a screaming woman, crying baby and a Shih Tzu yelping? Ask the Ballwin, Missouri police. This story will suck it up and spit it out
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Valet gives a woman's car to a guy who then tries to break into her house
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman reports her $250,000 McLaren stolen. Police think she's McLyin
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
For a beautiful moment in time, we created a lot of value for shareholders
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(Percolately)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman goes to see her OB GYN. News: Doctor performs routine exam. Fark: Woman has orgasm during exam
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Tue November 26, 2019
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Two women are suing an Orlando strip club for discrimination because they were denied admittance without a male escort. The reason is Interesting but Florida overrules all
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Government weed is basically moldy oregano
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Man believed to be the oldest person in U.S. dies at 112. Pants to be worn at half-chest in remembrance
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(CBC)
 
 
 
OK, the order is get high first, THEN order stupid shiat on Amazon
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Catholic school that fired a counselor for being gay doesn't see any need to report multiple occasions of sexual assault of a special needs kid by star football players
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: I'm not guilty due to insanity. New hotness: I'm not guilty due to colorblindness
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
High speed car chase ends when Honda Civic finally runs out of gas. Even at speeds of 125 mph, Civics still get great mileage, as this one proved by making the first set of deputies chasing him run out of gas
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Why's Drew in the Mile High City talking about Oxi and hemp?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Dong says robot didn't live up to expectations and scared little kids. Robot claims she is starving
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A contractor used an incorrect concrete mix for a half-mile section of I-75, which will have to be torn up and repaved next year. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Oops
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(Google)
 
 
 
Challenge: Create a poster for an inappropriate holiday movie
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
In a case of mixed cultural references, a citizen called 911 to report Francisco Scaramanga. Then the Muskegon cops responded with 'all the kings horses and all the kings men'
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
American life expectancy continues to trickle down
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Bad: breaking into a house owned by MMA fighter. Way Worse: breaking into a house owned by 82 year old champion powerlifter
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
One source said whatever they saw may have just been an "anomaly" or even "geese"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drug-fueled fantasies, strange video game errors, and TSA guidelines are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov. 17-23: Modern Design Edition
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
One injured in mini train derailment at Sanford zoo. Officials suspect a little problem for a medium zoo caused by a big dummy
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Disrespect the "15 items or less" sign? That's a beating
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Judge literally tears up plea deal of diaper-fetish suspect who pretended to be severely autistic to get women to change him. Will now be tried on counts of sexual battery, human trafficking, and possession of drug paraphernalia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, there was a massive nationwide protest against the Vietnam War
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Not news: new attorney sworn into the bar. News: was a former convict who turned his life around: Fark: sworn in by the same judge who sent him to jail 20 years earlier
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Billionaire you've never heard of is set to get richer than those two billionaires you have heard of (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for trying to recruit ISIS to attack college deans. John Belushi unavailable for comment
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(Some Wiper)
 
 
 
Put these rags to use
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Instagram deleting accounts of porn stars, possibly due to users' disappointment of their 'no nudes' policy
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Remains of 44 adults and 14 children found at the bottom of a pre-Civil War well on hospital grounds to be re-buried. In other news Ken Burns to direct the next Poltergeist reboot
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
It's Fark-ready headline time. "Police issue update on latex clad gimp terrorising sleepy Somerset village"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
New poll shows over half of Americans get government-related news from social media, but only 11% trust it. Well, what do you expect when Mark Zuckerberg and the Reploids from the Hollow Earth are mind-controlling Congress?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
TIGER: It's cool, man, you can come down any time you want. BEAR: Yeah, I'll just stay up here
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
If you've misplaced 160 million pounds of hazardous "e-waste," THE Ohio EPA would like a word
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Baby busted trying to smuggle two high capacity magazines in stuffed toy on to plane in Florida. No one has explained to the kid how x-ray machines and metal detectors work yet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Courtenay's Christmas fair invites you to have your picture taken with Satan
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Bangor woman's 'Wheel of Fortune' mishap sparks outcry over game show's rules instead of her stupidity
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Employee finds hidden camera on urinal, then things get weird
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
TSA helpfully displays items which should not be in carryon bags, which apparently includes mustard, potatoes, and mallets. On the bright side, at least we'll be protected from terrorists with potato salad
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(Some New Wave Guy)
 
 
 
Up on this week's dive into the historical vaults of alt, goth, post-punk, shoegaze, etc, it's Ghost Dance, Cocteau Twins, Pylon and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #109. Starts at 1.00PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to be an ambassador for Grenada? Now's your chance
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you still believe in biblical fairy tales, new translation of ancient tablets indicates a Babylonian god used fake news to manipulate Noah into building an ark
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Millennials 'choosing' to become new homeowners in Scranton
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1941, a Japanese task force under the command of Admiral Nagumo headed for Pearl Harbor, a move guaranteed to keep movie special effects crews in business for decades to come
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
100% vegan pub closes due to... (spins wheel of flimsy excuses) being off the beaten track. Personally, I wouldn't want to eat anything there in case that fella's hair dipped into my non-meat hotdog
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Jesus said, "Come out of there, thou unclean spirit." And then he asked, "What is thy name?" And he was answered, "My name is Karen: for we are many"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Photo of an elderly man having a beer with his sons during his last hours alive goes viral
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Cake Day. At least, assuming this web page isn't a lie
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Good guy with a gun killed by his daughter-in-law with a gun after a bad motorcycle gang guy shows up with a flail, of all things
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
New TV series "Expedition Bigfoot" will highlight modern-day technology and team of searchers using advanced data algorithms, groundbreaking science, and tools to analyze five decades of Bigfoot sightings to find absolutely nothing...again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Is it racist to tweet "Indian food is terrible"? Apparently the internet thinks it is
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Al-ban-i-a, Al-ban-i-a, you tremble like a ger-i-at-ric...♫
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
That one time "aliens" is a better explanation than "technically brilliant hoaxers who can keep their mouths shut" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Egypt has unveiled an unprecedented discovery of dozens of mummified sacred animals, including cats, crocodiles and two lion cubs, found during the excavation of a tomb of a royal priest. It's like multiple movies starring The Rock come to life
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines will give you priority boarding if you're holding a Starbucks holiday cup. Fine Print: Cup holders will board in the fifth boarding group, right before passengers sitting in the back of the airplane
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Hollywood Beach project called 1.8 miles of hell. No explanation for the rest of the state
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(Some Gasper)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old iron lung
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Caregiver killed by between 15 and 30 feral hogs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alaska man smuggles $400K of heroin and meth inside rancid goat intestines. That's offal
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ Poo-flinger...He's the man, the man with the fecal touch...♫
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Your dog wants Listerine
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Funeral firm trained its employees to view customers and potential clients as "gazelles to be hunted"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
This holiday season, give thanks to our one true hero: The liver
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Your mom was in da U.P. last night, eh?
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(Eyewitness News (South Africa))
 
 
 
Elon Musk to testify in own defense in defamation trial. What could go wrong?
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Flaming manhole in Pittsburgh: A) New gay bar, B) Results of new Taco Bell. Or C) What interrupted rush hour today
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♫ In-N-Out In-N-Out That's what starting a 245 acre brush fire is all about ♫
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(Vice)
 
 
 
California sells drivers' private information to make money. Was that wrong? Should they not have done that?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Nekkid Florida man, frosting and feces covered TV remote - stopped reading right there
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Mon November 25, 2019
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Governor of Wisconsin signs bill with bipartisan support. Someone finally thought of the children
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ I shot the Sheriff.... but I'm the son of a de-pu-ty ♫
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(Mason County Press)
 
 
 
Next time, dude, drive away FIRST
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now I guess we'll NEVER know who the fifth face on Mt Rushmore was supposed to be
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Graffiti artist who decorated temple with "I am the Azure Dragon. I thank the Red Bird. I made the White Tiger wait" somehow gets arrested for destruction of property. SAMO lives
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines working to bring facial recognition technology to Sea-Tac airport, in hopes of automating the process of separating you from your luggage
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(RIPE NCC)
 
 
 
The internet is officially full
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
The party doesn't have to stop just because you died
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
McStab McStab
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Businessman buys Nazi memorabilia, plans to donate to Jewish group. Which is at least on the same level as that time Subby mailed a steak to PETA headquarters
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
We all float down here in Roanoke Rapids, NC
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Boston police used a robotic dog in two incidents. Your dog wants a job and steak contract
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
One more thing that will kill you in Australia. Volunteer bail justices. Yeah, that's a thing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dejected duffer
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Cincinnati's new-building year going as well as the Bengals re-building year
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
For Thanksgiving Week, a show about songs about food and other semi-edible things on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET), plus our annual trip to Stockbridge, MA
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "13-year-old girl among arrests after 'machete' brawl during Frozen 2 viewing"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This high schooler is looking forward to being the Big Coxswain on Campus, just not in the way you're thinking
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
And now, a look back at the 2010s, aka The Reason 2020 Will Be The Drunkest New Year's Ever
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(AP News)
 
 
 
People can now buy lottery tickets in Mississippi. "We are getting a lot of customers from Alabama." And so it goes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Shipper of 39 live migrants to England that became 39 dead migrants in transit admits that, yeah, something was up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It seemed, in retrospect, a bit of a low point - a medium-size dog racing through an airplane at 30,000 feet, spraying diarrhea toward passengers throughout the cabin"
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
CBD oil launches unlikely but necessary war against Christmas. Grinch pleased
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The manager of a Florida strip club told one of his dancers to go home for the evening. She didn't want to, so she kicked him square in the balls with her high-heel dancing shoes on. Then she kicked him twice more
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
BONK *oof*...BONK *oof*... ...BONK *ack*...BONK *FARK* *crash* NOOOOO AAAAAAUGH
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1986, the Iran-Contra connection was revealed. Less famous connections between Mozambique and Metal Slug or Djibouti and Double Dragon were never fully explained
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(USA Today High School Sports)
 
 
 
"In a unique twist, the lawsuit claims the plaintiff was bullied because he refused to run naked across the school's football field with an Oreo wedged between his butt cheeks"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is no way I am doing this without a protective cup, even if you hold my beer
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(Some Platform)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big rig
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Naked, covered in blood, is no way to go through life, burgle-guy
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
You know what will really shut up Thanksgiving guests who insist on talking politics? E. coli
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just a regular guy with a house full of skulls. Nothing to see here (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Well, sir. There's nothing on earth like a bonafide electrified six-car monorail What'd I say?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Suddenly, monkeys. HELP. Get them off me. Someone help. For the love of God, someone please help me. They're going for my face. Not the face (possible nsfw content on page)
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Why the squirrels are so happy
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Musk: The Cybertruck windows would have been unbreakable if we hadn't hit them with something heavy. Next time we'll lob water balloons at it
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Not looking forward to uncomfortable political conversations during Thanksgiving dinner? Just dose your family members with "THC-laced turkey gravy"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sebastien Becomes Post-Tropical. Man, he's taking life after The Little Mermaid hard
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Supersonic airliners coming 'next year.' No, really. We mean it this time (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Easy Fire cost Reagan Library nearly $500K in damages. Just be glad they didn't try it on Hurt Me Plenty or Ultraviolence difficulties
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you're making giant waves in the clouds, NASA would like to talk to you (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
The facial expressions of Odell Crump, recently caught naked swinging belt at tourists in Nashville park bathroom
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently the Britain Royal family are going to be crazy hot in 20 years, due to facial climate change or something (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Putting an engagement ring in a bowl of KFC chicken & cheese not only sounds cheesy but will guarantee you will be mocked for it online for being 'disgusting'
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seven years after alcohol sales in Washington were privatized, average prices are up and selection is down. But for those of us who just want to pick up a handle of Jack along with our eggs and butter, things are looking swimmy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hiding in plain sight was an X-Files episode and not a tutorial on how to conceal drugs while smuggling
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Huge art theft amid the ruins of WWII. This is not a repeat of the 1940s or a mediocre George Clooney movie
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Questions linger after newborn baby is found on doorstep in Converse shoe box with no one having seen the mother who left it, raising the possibility that she's a sneaker
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
People in New England are upset because they can't get a styrofoam cup to place over their plastic cup
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Caption these bottle holders
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
That uplifting tweet you shared? Congratulations, you're now working for Russia (NSFW)
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Two Brazilian priests named in lawsuit alleging sexual abuse of homeless teen. That's a lot of priests, but perhaps by now we shouldn't be surprised
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Here's your annual Thanksgiving video celebrating the joy of mixing cooking with pyrotechnics, courtesy of deep frying a turkey
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Blase' Day, as if you cared
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Birmingham, England lives up to its reputation as a place loaded with shavs, its Star City gets evacuated after a mass 100-person brawl which included machetes, girls fighting, and police with batons, tasers and dogs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Gas tensions loom over Cyprus, as UN officials suggest just eating less cabbage
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(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Please note: butchering deer is not traditionally a service of a nail salon
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Time to lock and load, a Human Rights Watch advocacy director says killer robots could soon unleash 'unaccountable attacks' on large swathes of the human population. Soon (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WITN North Carolina)
 
 
 
Fire Marshal provides cooking safety tips ahead of Thanksgiving holiday. In related story, Fark braces for rash of 'Fail' 'Dumbass' and 'Florida' submissions
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's raining in Australia. This is good news...for koalas
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Usually it's a single dude found in a stranger's bedroom sound asleep after getting high. This one brought his girlfriend
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blissful baby
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
The Confederacy had plans to attack the Union with steam powered helicopters. Okay now boys and girls, get your crayons out and circle the one thing that is really wrong with this picture
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Nebraska, they are putting toilet paper in the streets after cleaning their cracks
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
"Chihuahua, take the wheel. That's sorta what happened in Slidell on Friday"
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
A nuclear detonation in the South China Sea? No, more Twitter conspiracy nonsense
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Organ Stop Pizza organ player's organs stop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This Frozen cosplay is getting out of hand
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Cruise missile plans retirement party, wants to go out with a bang
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"KLM flight 1357 is now boarding at the bus pickup area"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Deer chuckles Cervidaely
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
A Texas public interest group has defined three safety categories parents should look for in their kids' toys. No word on the hazards of Bag O' Glass
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Don't drink if you are taking antidepressants. It's not like normal drinking. It really messes with your judgement. It throws you off," says drunk 22-year-old nursing assistant who plummeted four stories while opening a window
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