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Sun November 17, 2019
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Chris Hansen just impersonated underage girls, but this prosecutor takes it to the next level by using his 13-year-old daughter as bait
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Creepy cultist crazies caught in a California forest turn out to be false Faukes freaks. Police are still trying to figure out who they are
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Apparently the 'K' in Vitamin K stands for 'Kidnapping'
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cue the tiniest of violins: Two multi-million dollar 'superyachts' burned in the most expensive fire in Fort Lauderdale's history
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Now can we finally have a 'Spliffy' tag?
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Entitled doctor and his wife have their lives ruined by a new utility pole that can actually be seen from their home. Cue the world's smallest violin
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
There are cold cases, but this one was downright frigid
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle named 'gloomiest place in America,' having apparently never been at a Fark party after the drinks ran out
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Suddenly Big Mouth Billy Bass
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner mistakes his brother for a wounded deer in a cornfield, shoots him. Thanksgiving is going to be awkward this year
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(Big Cartel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ceramic quartet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fake reviews for Prince Andrew's favorite sweaty Pizza Express are popping up, and some of them are actually good
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Derek found a GPS tracker on his car, so he removed it. The Indiana Supreme Court will decide whether that was theft from the tracker's owner
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I got my rights to do anything I want to do. I'm a police officer," shouted Judge Dredd as he detained two black shoppers
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(Some Gun)
 
 
 
The US city with the highest rate of gun violence is A) Chicago, B) Detroit, or C) Do I see a Florida tag over there?
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Should have made coffee
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After an unscheduled physical exam for President Trump, the White House reports that his health is the best health in the history of presidents
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Today's made-for-Fark headline: "Flat earth conspiracy spreads globally"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hoser
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Stories from the playground. Share stories about things that happened while you were at a playground
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(The Active Times)
 
 
 
That's it, we're going to Waffle House instead
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Land near airports is like soooo cheap. Counterpoint, this
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Hong Kong police officer has his adventuring career cut short
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates has given away so much of his money that he has again become the richest person in the world
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Great, now Buffalo will not only be known for slamming ourselves through tables, but also for having 11-year-olds who sound like they can hang drywall
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why aren't we procreating like we should?
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Five-year-old brings heroin to school and tells teacher that when he tastes it, he becomes Spider-Man. At least he didn't become Florida-Man
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
From getting dressed in the dark to the corset, petticoats, and hand-sewn clothes, Betsy Ross impersonator labors to keep it real. Except for the taking the train to work part
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Sat November 16, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: UK man, 32, nearly died after parasite crawled up penis, laid eggs as he swam in lake on Africa trip
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The annual Culling of the Frat-Bro has commenced
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
'Bad meth' leads to deadly North Las Vegas stabbing. 'Good meth' would likely lead to deadly North Las Vegas stabbing as well
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew: I couldn't have had underage sex with Epstein's girls because I was having "cheese pizza" with children. So that's all cleared up then
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this doomed airplane
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Do you live in Detroit? Want to buy marijuana now that it's legal in Michigan? Too bad, you'll have to keep driving over to Canada like you've been doing for the past year
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Border Patrol agent shoots Russian citizen trying to cross the border. Trump expected to issue a formal apology by noon
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Tweet-shaming a couple for a KFC proposal is the best thing this journalist could have done for them. Dumbass tag lets this one slide
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Kookaburra
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(Willamette Week)
 
Boobies
 
Actual headline: "Portland Mayor Clarifies: I Will Take Money From Strippers"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Natural beef-based cat food that is antibiotic and hormone free is being recalled for not being salmonella free
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(Komo)
 
 
 
What were you doing when you were 14? Hopefully not what this kid was doing
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rooster
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Protests erupt around Iran as gas prices approach 50 cents per gallon
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
For the past 16 years, two old friends have done just about everything together. Now they get to join Caturday
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Note to permitted marijuana handlers: Do not try to import heroin "internally" if you hold a permit. We can only guess where the heroin was internally concealed, but can probably guess correctly without phoning a friend or using the 50/50
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Diogenes was right, follow the dog's nose and it will lead you to the person fleeing an accident scene and trying to hide up a tree
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
The driver of a Dodge Nitro strikes a fire hydrant, then steals the hydrant but leaves the bumper behind. Police looking to press charges against the driver, presumably for driving a Dodge Nitro
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Captain Dick, inventor of the "Sourtoe Cocktail" has passed... and yes he has requested all his toes be removed so others may also "Kiss the Toe"
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
If you can squat 315 pounds ten times, the Marines might have a job for you
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
A mountainous stretch of I-70 in Colorado was closed due to: (A) heavy snow (B) a jackknifed semi (C) sunshine
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Airplane mating season is seldom pretty, as the photos in this article show
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Recreational pot to go on sale months earlier than expected in Michigan. That really pisses the sellers off. *pause* Wait, what?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad landlord checklist: Not fixing the heating. Raising your rent. Keeping your security deposit. Erecting a giant iPhone that blocks daylight getting into your apartment
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Fri November 15, 2019
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Millennials, the homebodies that they are, really love homebodying
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Famous authors drag Northern State University student through the mud on Twitter for an innocuous quote in a local newspaper. BONUS: She mentions she studies online harassment: "The irony has not evaded me"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Last survivor of Hindenburg disaster dies. Oh the humanity
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Your move, Kentucky and Waffle House
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Need to know where the most drunk people with cellphones to steal are at 2 AM? Seattle has you covered
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Denial of service kingpin gets 13 months denial of freedom
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tennis player
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
I mean, it's great that you love thy neighbor, but can you please embody that by turning down the volume?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
I bet Zuckerberg feels a right tit now
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Charter schools can provide many options to students, from a 'non-traditional learning environment' to 'flexible scheduling options' to 'Florida Man taking upskirt photos of your groin'
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Rainbow-colored blood
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Suspect in critical condition after being shocked by stun gun, police say. To be fair, it is pretty surprising to not be shot on sight by them these days
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Good news, pet owners: specialty Christmas trees are available to offer your cats a mild challenge
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this outdoor entertainment terrace
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
It's always good to recognize your fellow workers, especially if you're going to offer them forty bucks for sex when you're a Seattle police captain
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man hopes Facebook can help him find Jesus
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Popular bagel shop forced to close after squatters are found in attic. You'd think a place like that would have good lox
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's a bad scene when you have to move to Ethiopia to get away from having to deal with Canadians
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In the criminal justice system, the people of Florida are represented by two separate but equally important groups: the police, who investigate crimes, and scammers who demand prepaid gift cards for missing jury duty. DUNN DUNN
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ha Ha we're all gonna die ..again, because Chinese killer robots have been sold to the Middle East that will leave 'every human dead'. Whoopie (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Echo News (UK))
 
 
 
Things smoke alarms shouldn't do. #1: Set fire to your house
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(Metro)
 
 
 
With witchcraft and black magic on the rise in UK schools, priests are putting chili powder in children's genitals to rid them of Satan
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After gay marriage was legalized in Sweden and Denmark, something fabulous happened
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Suddenly, daughter
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption what the commentators are saying at this chessboxing match
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Today's example of the "Master Race" comes to us from Washington State by way of Texas, with this young man and his expression of complete incomprehension
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Things to hide behind a false wall: your bat cave, your wine cellar, your porn emporium. Things found behind false wall in Colorado: twenty-six toddlers
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
♫ Dead singer, walking down the street. Dead singer, the kind I'd like to meet. ♫
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You think you're a citizen just because you were born in the U.S.? Think again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a bag? What's in your bag?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The CDC would like to reminded you again to get the flu shot because herd immunity only works when most of the herd actually gets immunized
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Teenagers are getting bad sex ed in school so they're turning to TikTok
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Nothing says gangsta like a giant 'Mighty Mongrel Mob' tattoo inked all across your face for the cops to pick you up nice and easy
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Here's your chance to be prepared for the future as you can now buy an abandoned missile complex for the fire sale price of $400,000
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Richard Branson riding a conveyor belt full of giant sushi
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Look at this woman. If you see her, do NOT date her. When she gets frustrated, she WILL bite your penis
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
74-year-old man distraught after catching his 21-year-old wife snogging another man in the shower ... a man who was 14 years younger than him. Subby can only wish he will have these problems at 74 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man found with bag of drugs in car tells cops wind must've blown it in the back seat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Residents in Venice: This flooding is bad, as bad as we've seen it, and very well may be a sign that our continued life in this centuries-old city could now be unviable. Tourists in Venice: OMG FLOODING SELFIE SQUEEEEE
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when the nights grow longer, the temperatures get colder, and Arizona builds its annual tumbleweed Christmas tree
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What's worse? Getting your pay cut in half when your boss learns you're gay? Or your boss saying your pay will now be on par with "other females in the office"?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Venetian council rejects proposal to combat climate change. Guess what happens two minutes later
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bank teller follows elderly customer home after he made large withdrawal, delivers home invasion service free of bank fees
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Officer gets creative, draws Fark-style diagram of deer versus car accident on official report. This is what all accident reports should look like
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
If these walls could talk
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You don't know how vital it is that the pizza delivery guy be able to make it to you in Canada. Hence this guy. No Honda Civic for him
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Instead of sitting in LA traffic with the entitled douche bags, they will now be flying overhead in a new Air Taxi
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Perseverance. Destiny. Root for NYC Subway Rat
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It takes special crazy to steal a sheriff sergeant's personal truck out of the parking lot at the sheriff office headquarters. But with Fark's favorite state, anything is possible
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Thu November 14, 2019
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree apparently has not been testing the drugs they import. FDA issues warnings of people developing "Wookieism;" advises you head straight to the ER if you show any signs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Let's see how things are looking for Aunt Becky. ... . ... .yikes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With Thanksgiving two weeks away, NJ announces plans to take on the M-13 wild turkey terror of Toms River. Pass the gravy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know who else liked vegetables?
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota unveils new device to keep roads ice-free all winter, under construction all summer
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Well that's one way to get out of going to prison - just don't show up to the sentencing hearing, after you've been found guilty of assault with intent to murder and felony firearm possession
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
US customs seize fake sports rings, "Souperb Owl" and "Word Series" engravings tipped them off
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Robbing 7 and 11 gets you 18 and change
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Warning signs indicating an elderly driver may not be safe on the road include hearing loss, slower reflexes, inexplicable gravitational attraction to farmers' markets
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad: Throwing someone out third-story window. Hero: Throwing someone out third-story window
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
'99 bottles of beer on the wall' is a great song to sing on the school bus, but not so great of a parable to emulate when driving one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman miraculously gives birth to 4kgs of marijuana
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Suspicious man approaches high school students for directions, surprising some as he obviously needed no directions for masturbation
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this model maker
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Man arrested four days after statute of limitations expired - OR DID IT?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Supreme Court of Canada says if you let a naturopath give you an IV, it's on you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Michael Wier found guilty of 'double jeopardy' murders, possibly as his defense strategy was not in the form of a question
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Chesapeake Bay Education Center learning important lesson about climate change, and building so close to the water
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Fan of Die Hard being held on $100,000 bail
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Had this been an actual emergency you would be dead because you ignored instructions
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
The New York Times continuously gets Los Angeles so wrong that there is now a Bingo game for it
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas state rep drops envelope full of cocaine while getting into car at airport. In front of a security camera. "The envelope had a letterhead that was from the "Office of the State of Texas House of Representatives Member Poncho Nevarez"
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
What does a pastor do when finally required to pay taxes? Put his $4.4 million home on the market
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brave officer fears for his life in this take down arrest
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Elephants will no longer be exploited at Angkor. Wat?
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Drax just adopted two dogs that were separated after being dumped at a Florida shelter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're going to vandalize 425 million-year-old sandstone formation used as an ancient Native American gathering place, it's probably best not to brag about it on Instagram
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(Wide Open Country)
 
 
 
Now HERE'S a solution to get through the holidays at your relative's house without killing anyone
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Photoshop Rod Stewart's model train layout
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Sorry Gen X, you didn't think you stay on the sidelines of generational WW I, did you?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old super genius set to graduate college, won't be able to get a job without at least another 15 years of experience
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Ohio admits that global warming is caused by a lack of pirates
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
YMCA calls out city over police officer's 'intense and traumatic' arrest of fourteen-year-old, although article does not say if the spokesperson was the Indian or the construction worker
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
You know how easy it is to flip over an ambulance in Grand Theft Auto? Since you're reading this on Fark
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(Vice)
 
 
 
If you have any element 115 laying around, the FBI will probably raid your facility
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Geometry teacher arrested for threatening to shoot students, proving she was not on the side of the angles
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
More Popeyes violence after black car honks at white car
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember that angry little guy in the bagel shop? He just had a stroke
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Two people tried stealing 192 gallons of gas by pumping it into 55-gallon drums in the back of their van. When a fire broke out, police say they nearly caused a "devastating explosion that would have leveled Kwik Trip"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois DCFS announces it will no longer drive foster children around in leg irons and handcuffs. Wait. What?
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Man has tumor the size of a soccer ball removed. Picture looks like the worst teabagging of all time
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Stealing jewelry from a dead patient's fingers is no way to go through life, Miss EMT
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
New homes in California to be equipped with rooftop solar panels. Whether you like it or not
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Chinese embassy in Norway resorts to suppressing Uighurs with classic "Do you have Prince Olaf in a can" strategy
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Arrested in drug bust? :( Even though you're the wife of the police chief? :o
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1851, Herman Melville showed the world his big white Dick
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, antibiotics, you had a good run, but, it's back to the Dark Ages, and dying from a stubbed toe for humanity now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You wouldn't think a school shooter's sartorial choices would be important, but here we are
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
The William Shart School District is appropriately named. Also reset the clock
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Stressed at work? It might be because you drove through Tacoma. Especially if you don't live or work in Washington State
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(NextGov)
 
 
 
Chilean "protestors" shoot down police "drone" with "lasers"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Investigators wonder why people in the legal weed states are not lying about their usage like in the good old days
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Austrian Army soldier tries to feed service dogs, succeeds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Pickle Day. Let's not have any incidents out there, people
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Fragile ceasefire holds between Israel and smoking pile of rubble
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Top 10 list of higher ed schools that offer a positive long-term return on investment include -- surprise surprise -- a bunch of private ones you can't afford as well as 2 maritime academies. No word on the color of their flag fringe
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Meet the Colorado cellist who performs in trees'
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(Some Rancher)
 
 
 
Not content with fattening up your family with the traditional holiday foods, Hidden Valley Ranch is now offering a stocking filled with ranch dressing
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for not knowing how to send email after screwing up X-rated email to lover and projecting it on classroom whiteboard during lesson
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
'Alexander Wilson Elementary School students adopt sea turtle, learn bubble butt syndrome is no laughing matter'
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
As a matter of fact, they do come out of a factory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police shut down all the schools in Roanoke, VA in the manhunt for a marine deserter accused of killing his mother's boyfriend. Police say the motive for the crime is "unclear", but don't think it'll take Sherlock Holmes to puzzle this one out
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Hong Kong protesters go all Medieval on cops, build catapult to fire petrol bombs as they ramp up war for democracy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this table
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
'Tony Hawk, RuPaul Charles to be inducted into California Hall of Fame'
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
PETA's Christmas jumper is baaaad
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Tests show lead levels 1,000 times above standard at one Memphis school's drinking fountain. Kids can now form their own fallout shelter right in the classroom
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
38-year-old man awarded $2 million after going into the hospital for a circumcision and leaving with a vasectomy instead
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I hear you like accusations of sex abuse, because this bishop who was investigating accusations of sex abuse has just been handed an accusation of sex abuse
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In case of national emergency, the Swiss government stockpiles essential goods such as sugar, cooking oil, medicine, water, and coffee. For some reason, no booze
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The War on Christmas continues. Turns out that wreaths and lights are too religious. If Jesus was known for one thing, it was electric lighting
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(MSN)
 
 
 
U.S. citizen and PTSD afflicted military veteran receives $190K after being held for three days thanks to Grand Rapids police captain turning him over to ICE. Police captain was suspended for 20 hours so at least he learned his lesson
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
American home ownership isn't a dream, it's a nightmare
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All the bugs are disappearing, but don't worry, you don't really need to eat food, do you?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh, that's terrifying
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Kentucky Judge: If you're going to allow pro-Christian vanity license plates, you cannot deny the same of other religions, or atheists
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(WTOP)
 
Weeners
 
Woman trying to uncover agent at CIA fails. Seeks solace at Obama's house
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
That Costco coupon that your elderly aunt and uncle are posting on Facebook is, of course, a scam. Spread the word, snicker after
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 758: "Monovember - Monochrome". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 13, 2019
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
I swear I spent hours searching for the perfect card but eventually just gave up and chose this one because the truth is no card could every express how truly sorry I am for what I did
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
The Berlin Wall of brightly colored ribbons
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Researchers looked at the selfies people were taking with endangered monk seals. Turns out, people are not particularly cautious around endangered species
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore Mayor: "I didn't do it"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Underwater treasure hunters hit the mother lode of booze, salvage hundreds of bottles of rare cognac and liquor from ship that was sunk by a German U-boat during World War I. Booze expert Drew being sent to the scene find out if it's drinkable
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Create a tag you'd like to see on Fark
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pickle the pig manages to delay repairs to a burst water main and stop trains without leaving the comfort of his field. Good job he doesn't have opposable trotters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Passenger performs "disgusting act" on airplane, above a poor woman's head, using their naked, foot-long appendage
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(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Police capture Donut shop robber in two minutes. You were expecting any other tag?
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
So, uh, we found your cows you lost at sea
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
30-50 feral hogs destroy $22K of cocaine in Italy, leading to capture of drug smugglers. Now Italian police only have to worry about 30-50 coked-up feral hogs
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
One upside of the impeachment inquiries is that DC bars are opening early with drink specials
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
No problems with that legal weed in Califor OOOOOOOOF (warning: violent video)
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC woman being investigated over 24,200 bogus 911 calls gets caught making fake 911 call as cops arrive to arrest her
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Man uses drill to make "cat coolers" to help feral cats escape winter cold, will be spared death when the feline uprising happens
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Parthenon
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
In Modesto, mighty Modesto, the Lion Bridge cracks tonight
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A new airplane auto-landing system from Garmin can save planes when pilots pass out. And now that's in your head. Pilots. Passing out. While in mid-air
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Bird knocks out power to 24k people in California. Truly amazing how robust the California electric grid is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Affordable housing has finally returned to Los Angeles, where $800 gets you a "capsule" the size of a bunk in a Navy sub
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Stroking the pussy best way to relax at Minn-St.Paul airport
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't quite know what to make of this, but, batman
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
What really happens to a city when MTV films 'Floribama Shore' there
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Not to panic, but Facebook has been taking pictures of your feet while you were sitting on the toilet scrolling through your feed
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
It's been eleven years and the answer is still Florida brought this on itself
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Princess Barbie birthday party. New hotness: Great White shark birthday party (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Photoshop this whispered secret
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why headline writers shouldn't microdose: "Cops Bust Unicorn Protesting White Supremacy at Indiana Farmer's Market"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York socialite burns through ten divorce lawyers in her quest for getting this over with. Will now represent herself in her two year battle for a child support increase despite the marriage only lasting 14 months
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gynecologist says you should not use your electric toothbrushes as a sex toy
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
According to Massachusetts police, there is such a thing as too much whiskey
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Alibaba says Singles' Day went over like the breakfast shift on a Monday at a strip club down by the river
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Venice is flooded right now but how can they tell?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In which we finally discover what it takes to get a judge suspended in Indiana. Of course, alcohol was involved. And somewhat surprisingly, White Castle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We'll all be eating hair pie in the near future. Oh, air pie. Sorry, my mistake. I'll need a few more minutes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyamalan couldn't write a story this great
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop how you would decorate and/or improve this car dashboard
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Having dogs can increase your lifespan. I have two dogs. Does that mean my lifespan will likely be twice as longer? I want to know now, which is just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Black Death confirmed in Red China
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Daddy's Little Slut kids t-shirts may have been removed from Amazon but there's still plenty other off color Xmas merch to buy. Plus hear all about Drew's adventure wearing a #freehongkong shirt courtside at a Warriors home game last week
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Remember that pedestrian bridge collapse at FIU in March 2018 that killed 6 people? Turns out, it wasn't an accident as much as it was intentional gross negligence on the part of everyone but the actual workers
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Family discovers racist clauses still lurk in home sale agreements
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The dome covering the radioactive waste left by the US in the Marshall Islands after our bomb tests is rapidly degrading because of climate change. So of course we're not paying the money we already promised and denying that the mess is even ours too
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Anger management consultant opines on the rash of violence at Popeyes. He encourages people to take a time out to think about their actions and DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT CUTTING THE GOTDAMN LINE OR I WILL CUT YOU
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Finally, a reason to live in a neighborhood with an HOA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
51 children injured after man attacks Chinese kindergarten with sodium hydroxide. YOU LYE
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mr. Limpet is still 'thrumming' along
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Man attempts to blow up strip club after being kicked out for bad behavior. Apparently getting kicked out did not stop his bad behaviour
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Are you a homeless vet that needs a home? How well do you like Milwaukee?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There is a new hypercar being launched. The most powerful and quickest production car yet. Over 2,000 horsepower. Quicker than a Tesla. So what name did they think fitting for such a car? The Owl. I guess no one ever took a marketing class there
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(AOL)
 
 
 
First, yes, AOL is STILL a thing, and second, enjoy this "controversy" about the pigs in a blanket chew toy being included in something called a BarkBox
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Tue November 12, 2019
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
If he was the medical examiner, who will examine the medical examiner? Coast Guard?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Technically, using a chainsaw does not give you "the edge" in an argument, but it does give your argument teeth. Bonus quote: when asked if the victim needed an ambulance, Stasiuk replied: "I'm going to make sure he doesn't"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Horny deer smashes through medical center window because he thought his reflection was going to buck-block him
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
Suspected "gardeners" break into hardware store, stealing bags of potting soil, pots, and a bird feeder. Also make off with four chainsaws. Maybe they need to fight some evil dead, but that doesn't really explain the bird feeder
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to two Oregon legends, Tonya Harding and blowing up a beached whale
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Catastrophic medical outcomes result as patients are not seen by doctors, but apparently by whatever intern happens to be standing around
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"Begun...the Omaha Inflatable Turkey Wars have"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Move fast and break things" worked out great as a governing philosophy for Facebook, so there's no reason we should be worried about the new batch of orbital companies adopting it too, right?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Reckless driver told cops he was speeding home after "cheating on his wife"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Eight people hospitalized in hazmat situation in North Hollywood, that strangely does not involve a new Jayden Smith movie
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man loses thousands to a guy playing cards, gets revenge by setting him on fire in a car, but leaves behind a trail of clues including burns on his body and Google searches of "can u shoot through a seat" and "how to treat burns"
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(Some Test)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soil sampler
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Watch this video of Fark's Server Monkey going bananas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now here's a gender reveal you can get behind (NSFW)
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
The federal government wants states to mandate cyclists wear helmets. Cyclists say: Fark that
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
She failed the bar exam but decided to open a law firm anyway. Let's see if anyone noticed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cat swap costs man frequent flyer miles
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Catastrophic Fire Day" proves to be one of the least popular Australian holidays
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fisherman survives crocodile attack by going all Three Stooges on him and poking him in the eye
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Want to visit Harrod's famous Christmas grotto this year? Hope you've spent some money during the year. "Visiting Father Christmas shouldn't be reserved for those that are fortunate enough to frequent the store and spend thousands of pounds"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Jordan foils plot against diplomats and US troops. Hopefully, this will finally get him in the Hall of Fame
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
85-year-old man converts mobility scooter into a tank. You'll stay off his lawn now, whippersnappers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New investigation reveals priests accused and found guilty of pedophilia have evaded the sex offender registry and are preaching at a parish near you
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Felicity Huffman, Paris Hilton, and Naomi Campbell have all had to perform community service as a result of being arrested and convicted for some wrongdoing. Let's take a look at what their respective sentences actually looked like, shall we?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Rare three antlered deer spotted in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Status of legendary five assed monkey or hypothetical sober Yooper unknown
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Over 100 explosions have happened in Sweden this year, above and beyond people eating surströmming
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Charity auctions, beauty queens, and classic movies are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov. 2-9: It's Too Early To Be This Cold Edition
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Manhattan man scores bigtime with Popeyes Chicken Sandwich, claims he found half-smoked joint inside it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eight UK apartments evacuated after explosion. Say what you want, but those eel pies can be powerful stuff
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
At what point can you get in trouble for pointing your pointer finger at someone? Florida woman made it a point to find out
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(Some Cats)
 
 
 
Photoshop this herd of cats
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why New York City may have just put up an ISIS statue in Brooklyn
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hot Diarrhea Attack, not just a cool name for your taco stand smooth jazz band
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How a shadowy abusive cult operated in New York for decades, headed by an actress from the film "Slaughterhouse Five"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Critic gives stage performance in Saudi Arabian capital a rare 'three knives down' rating
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Donate canned goods and receive free beer. Its a Fark dream come true
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TFette is doing her master's thesis on alts, and needs your input. Fill out her survey on why you have alts and what you do with them
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
King of Swaziland distributes his wealth among the needy, solves country's huge public health problems. LOL, jk: He buys a Rolls Royce for each of his 15 wives, plus a few spares (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
While it's good form to donate unused items to Goodwill, it's best to stick to clothes and shoes and not, say, bear spray
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Experts" are only just now starting to realize that holding constant "active shooter drills" in schools might be traumatizing students far more than helping them. "We don't light a fire in the hallway to practice fire drills"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
San Diego State University freshman becomes the proverbial "one guy who ruins it for everybody" as the University suspends all 14 on-campus fraternities after he dies shortly after attending a fraternity-sponsored event
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(The Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
Protip: Be careful when using initials on clothing because they also may have another meaning
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
1,000 year old UK castle wall collapses (no injuries). Inspectors offer "advice and support" a day late and a pound short
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
'A man has been taken to a local medical facility after running naked through Fayetteville.'
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Some of the worst baby names of 2019 include: Chardonnay, Khaleesi, Danger, Blaykelee, Fark, Cletus, and Pinches. Hey one of those is actually fantastic (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man in richest county in richest state in richest country in the world wonders why homeless people won't go away when he calls the cops
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You can be - what you want to - and all you need is to get your boogie down. This is LP #1300. LGT LP #1299
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(Some New Wave Guy)
 
 
 
Long time Farker has a radio show diving into the historical vaults of alt, indie, goth, post-punk, shoegaze, etc, plus new cuts from the genres. Tune in to hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like. Starts at 1.00PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Anthrax may be the next tool in the fight against bladder cancer. Still no cure for Creed or Stapp infections
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There is no 8chan only 8kun. And you don't have enough proxies to get there
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Serial dine and dash offender gets... it says here... his just desserts (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Hospital invokes the ten day rule. Thankfully it didn't invoke the five second one
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"A survey conducted by market research firm Euromonitor International found that more than half of U.S. men now say they've tried some kind of facial cosmetic, whether that's foundation, concealer or bronzer." OK, groomer
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
The dominant human emotion is happiness except on the politics tab
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1864, General William T. Sherman stared down at the city of Atlanta and cracked his knuckles
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver to pay $300,000 for arresting man for being naked in his own 10th-floor hotel room
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For those of you raised by wolves on the spectrum, here's an etiquette guide on behavior while you're a guest in someone's home. And yes, "I clogged the toilet, wat do?" is on there
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Sixteen dead as two trains collide in Bangladesh. If only there were some way to keep track of where the trains were going
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for dumping dead body in Banana River is certain to file a peel
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The makers of a South African gin infused with elephant poop swear it's no gimmick. Don't know that it's much of a selling point either
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Racy ad campaign actually helped more people find the G-spot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is "National Pizza with the Works Except for Anchovies Day" because screw anchovies, apparently. And pineapple but perhaps it's implied
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Is it time for Smokey the Bear, 75, to retire? Not only his age, but, well......the whole "prevent fires" message doesn't seem to be working
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Retirees upsizing their houses when they move south. "It's not just a house; I bought a lifestyle." OK, Boomer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this model VF 3 CNC milling machine
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Ron Lafferty, 78, famous Utah death row inmate, misses his final cigarette by that much
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Hospital gives out candy in prescription pill bottles to children at a career day. Some parents have a problem with this because they're not real pills and they have a problem
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(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Frisky lemur motorboats Playboy model during her visit to rescue center. Was that wrong? Should the lemur not have done that? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban invested $250K in matching clothes for dogs and humans, and you deserve the looks you get
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor, I am disappoint
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(NPR)
 
 
 
While Illinois is preparing to legalize THC, those in public housing won't be allowed to possess the drug
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
How journalism can survive and thrive. Having links to your publication's articles hit Fark's main page is definitely one answer
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Gaza go boom. Al-Ata dead. Everybody panic
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sixty mile chase ends with an escape in a mall. Guess they were on a mission from God
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Vanilla Funk is: A) A new Ben & Jerry's flavor, B) The general malaise felt by The GOP, or C) The white drum major at a predominantly black high school
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
You should not say "thank you for your service" to a veteran as it rings hollow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark should have a temporary "Popeyes" tag
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Massachusetts man finally gets reply to a message in a bottle he put in Atlantic nine years ago as a boy: "Quit putting trash in the ocean"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Nature branches out for new death hazards
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
"Miller and Nealey were in Florida for special training in distinguishing between homicides, suicides and natural deaths in death scene investigations." One of them died. Training class pissed about extra problem to solve
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
So...remember that story about the "bride" absconding with "donor's" money to the tune of $30K? Yeah...about that. Turns out, it was all an elaborate hoax
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Where Alabama homeless veterans can find help to the left; where homeless veterans can get help in your neck of the woods to the right
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Arby's location forgets that it's a farking Arby's, and not some fancy restaurant
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(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
Let's get pedantic about getting high in Colorado
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(Aviation Herald)
 
 
 
You're landing a 727, and you get a gear warning. The flight engineer recommends you recycle the gear. The first officer recommends you go around. Do you A) recycle the gear, B) go around, or C) say "ah I'm gonna go... I got, it, I got it"
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Former President Jimmy Carter admitted to Emory University Hospital for surgery to relieve pressure on his brain
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Noblesse oblige isn't a great stain remover
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pub crawl in North Korea? Tour offers St Patrick's Day party like no other ...because when you think of great St Patrick's Day destinations to get tanked you think of NK
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Here's a list of restaurants giving away free food to veterans today. Bonus: Fark favorite Chuck E. Cheese makes the list
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this early sk8r boi
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Are you a drug user in need of needles? The sea shall provide
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
What are we up to tonight? "N"? Ok we've passed the halfway point of the swing through the alphabet on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Woman's bail set at $750,004 after failing to stop when a passenger fell out of her car and died. No word on what the extra four bucks was for
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Just when you think you have it all figured out - turns out that who you played in the nativity pageant definitively decides how much you will make. Sorry, sheep. Helloooo ... oxen?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida . . . Man . . . pleads . . . guilty . . . to . . . trafficking . . . tortoise
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
What's the secret to this 100-year-old WWII Vet's longevity? "I live by the five W's," he said without missing a beat. "Wine, whiskey and wild, wild women"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Even if you're not descended from aliens who came from another star system, you're probably pretty valuable as a blood donor (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight 4125 now landing at O'Hare's Gate 2... Gate 3... Gate 4... Gate 5... and it's off the runway
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Sharks headed for Florida now, and not the kind that make loans with 100% interest rates
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: advertise a fake product
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Inmate who attempted to remove tobacco from another inmate's rectum with toothbrush loses appeal. Story does not clarify whose toothbrush was used
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It is illegal to feed elk in Pennsylvania. Still okay to feed Masons, Hibernians, Knights of Columbus and Odd Fellows. But don't make a video, just to be safe
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who was body slammed in Popeyes parking lot denies using racial slurs. Clarifies if she did use racial slurs, it was in the heat of the moment (disturbing video)
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1918, World War One formally came to an end, with the world exhausted by war and fearing that its unfortunate naming choice had trapped them into a bleak future of increasingly bad sequels
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion continues its transformation from satire to a regular news outlet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
At last night's Cavs-Knicks game, the National Anthem was played by a 96-year-old World War II veteran on a harmonica. It doesn't get more Veterans Day than that
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Founder of White Helmets commits suicide, presumably after whipping up a fresh batch of sarin IEDs and catching up on correspondence with the CIA and Al Qaeda
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Anyone else think this Black Privilege is getting out of control? Check out this uppity guy that had the nerve to eat food while going to the train. EAT FOOD people, he's eating food while black. This mayhem has to stop
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning. We will wish them a happy new year
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Family desperate for answers after man plummets 60 ft over Victor Falls. My personal opinion, gravity
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mum died after injecting all ths crack cocaines-Wait. What? Injecting all the crack cocaines is a thing in Britain? No wonder people are dying, crack cocaines do not work that way
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