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Sun November 03, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thousand-foot high metaphor spurts all over downtown Philadelphia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
My hovercraft is full of moose
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CVS doesn't allow a shopper to buy cold medicine because he didn't have a US ID, just some ID from a place called Puerto Rico
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(KATU)
 
 
 
From fleeing Nazis to making those cool Columbia shirts so many like, Gert Boyle passed on her sewing needle for the last time today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman with the red boots (Challenge: no Heineken in the blue bucket)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Italian region of Molise does not exist. That's the joke in Italy. Either Italians have begun to develop their inner Farkers or this is the biggest Fark conspiracy ever
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Three-hundred German swingers experience unintended autoerotic asphyxiation
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It was the happiest place on earth for the room's previous occupants. Not so much for the next guests
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(English Russia)
 
 
 
Shopping mall in Kazakhstan recycles old gravestones into floor tiles, thinks it's very nice
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this apple bobber
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(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Day 14: This is really the life. Day 37: If they don't come up with some new entertainment, I may punch a hole in this boat. Day 84: We've locked the crew below decks. The Jolly Roger flies from the main stack. Tomorrow we invade Tristan da Cunha
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Every so often, you run across a doofus who is NOT a right-winger. Not very often, but this guy shows it does happen
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(Insider)
 
 
 
11-year-old girl jumps into river to fight a crocodile that's attacking her friend. Manages to swim to shore despite being weighed down by her giant brass ovaries
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
California authorities seized and destroyed 100 million hemp plants that had too much THC, worth about $1 billion. No word on who brought the Doritos to the raid
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge sentences man to probation for killing five people
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wait... there were insurance companies still willing to cover people living in California?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Meth 2.0 is here. Cheaper. Stronger. Gentlemen, we have the technology to build the first bionic tweaker
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wizard Rock has rematerialized, magically
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Don't mess with the Jesus
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
First they set the rainforest on fire, and I didn't care because it wasn't on TV. Then they killed some guy trying to protect what was left of the rainforest
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these empty flea market tables
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: It happened at a party
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
...and this room is where we keep the electricity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dumpster divers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The best Halloween candy
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Alabama conned for $13 million in Magical Energy scam
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Fake cancer "cure" makes things worse. Which social media platform refuses to ban people for promoting it? A) Twitter, B) YouTube or C) Facebook
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How many wings are too many?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British police will take no action against thief who stole £250k violin because he was "gentlemanly"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Highlander: The derpening
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "Taking a vacation will kill you." Good thing most people don't get any time to take one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
British WWII submarine found lying in wait for its next quarry
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Sat November 02, 2019
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Disney's Wine and Die half marathon going according to plan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Barge stuck above Niagara Falls decided to move for the first time in 101 years. No word on if berthing space finally became available and barge decided to finally port
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(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
Man cited for disorderly conduct at Pizza Hut for vehemently complaining that there "was not enough cheese" on his pizza. Bonus points if you can guess the state before you look at article
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Come on down to Jacket Store where you can get a gray and pink jacket just like Conner's for only five monies
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lava flow
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you accidentally buy the same lottery numbers twice? I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Looks like firefighters are finally getting a handle on wildfires burning across California ... at least until PG&E turns the power back on, that is
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Airbnb says the party is over. Don't care where you go, but don't party here
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Researchers are now paying people to be deliberately infected with the flu virus because what the fark is wrong with America? Wake up, sheeple, before the scientists enslave us all
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The town of Dresden in East Germany declares a "Nazi emergency." I bet they did not... anticipate that
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy home
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Man who may or may not have a micro radio implanted in his ear by the Russians for subliminal hypnosis has turned himself in
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
691,145 Californians fled the state last year, searching for a more affordable place to live. Which pretty much narrows it down to everywhere else on the planet
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Native American tribe stops development of sacred waterfall by buying it. Benjamin Horne furious
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "You're doing it wrong": Doctors remove bag of weed that was stuck in man's nose. Fark: for 18 years
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Twenty baby girl names guaranteed to make your precious snowflake stand out to be the unique special girl you know she'll grow to be
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What is dating like when you're a short man?
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(Some Guy They Call)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snake buster
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(Cole and Marmalade)
 
 
 
Life is about to change for a tiny black kitten, just in time for Caturday
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The history of World War II proves too much for Instagram influencer, makes him whine that it hurts children's fee fees
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Someone in the UK Government finally realised that constantly punching the planet in an effort to get some cheaper fuel out of it might be a bad idea
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
21-year-old autistic man's first-ever question to his mom: "Would someone like me?" She posts it to Twitter and the world replies with a very dusty "yes"
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
IRS and the tax prep industry in bed together. TurboTax wants your taxpayer blanket, both pillows
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher takes only seven days on the job to realize she can't deal with all those little kids sober
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Washington Department of Labor and Industries (L&I): "Your claim is denied." Claimant: "I call shenanigans." L&I: "Your claim is still denied." KING 5 News: "We think this is shenanigans." L&I: "Good news, your claim has been approved"
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(Newshub NZ)
 
 
 
Thou shalt not steal Jesus
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over
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Fri November 01, 2019
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Protip: finding keys in a van doesn't mean you should take the van
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida teen solicits Florida hit man to kill Florida high school faculty member, ends up in Florida jail
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Parole violating sex offender arrested for impersonating an officer while escorting a funeral on a stolen motorcycle, carrying an imitation Glock BB gun. Again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
UNderwear
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This 14-year-old genius solves car blind spots. My 14-year-old genius self caused blind spots from snorting Rush. Advantage, her
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
All that and a bag of chips
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What do you do with a fire named Maria?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anti-vax Mom says she gave out candy on Halloween tainted with Chickenpox. Then brags about it on Facebook. Dumbass loses to Scary, barely
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a pregnancy discrimination suit against WeWork, woman says she was no longer able to travel with Neumann because of fears for her fetus because of his his habit of hotboxing his private jet. Don't do weed kids or one day YOU could be a billionaire
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual bathroom plumbing arrangement
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Strictly voluntary" military boot camp program started to instill loyalty to Thai king, who is consolidating his power by taking command of the army. But I'm sure this will all just end well
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Got three little kids and two dogs in your car and you're on a major highway about to drive across several states and your back really hurts already? Try heroin (Or, you know, don't) With video
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Reinforcing the completely rational fear of clowns we all have
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Look at me. I am the lion now
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Twice this week, security at the airport in Portland has stopped people with loaded 9mm handguns in their carry-ons. Dumbass wins tiebreaker over Florida
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
"We will get moving shortly but we have a rodent problem in the first car"
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(The Interrobang)
 
 
 
Wanna see some guy do a belly flop off an 89-foot crane? Hell yeah, you do
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Someone went as an Uruk-hai for Halloween
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Morat, Switzerland monolith
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Important research by the Journal of Consumer Psychology shows that people will like your gift more if it's not perfectly wrapped
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
PG&E to consumers: "In our ongoing efforts to provide the best electrical services to our subscribers, we encourage customers in our service regions to kindly refrain from shooting at our employees"
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
'Racz explained the razor blades were accidentally spilled or put into the candy bowl he used to hand out the candy from.'
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Owners of two Peters massage parlors arrested for massaging peters
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley's latest disruption to cultural and electronic norms? Ebay for slaves
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
A Montana woman gets sentenced to 20 years in a state mental-health facility for forcing her ex-boyfriend to have sex at machete-point. What kind of crazy person doesn't know that machetes are chopping weapons
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
On an average day, Arizona's Department of Public Safety are alerted to three wrong way drivers on freeways. On average, two of them are merely dumbasses
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(Metro)
 
Boobies
 
Bob Ross has some competition, may have to use a new paint brush to paint those trees. (NSFW images in article)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
88-year-old man proves his point with his girlfriend over an argument about guns
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Getting necro-busy in the morgue is, in a way, the opposite of what hospital security guards are supposed to do (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-kill-me-now. Two radio stations in Detroit - TWO - are already playing Christmas music
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In some states kids had to dodge snow flakes or rain showers, in Chicago kids had to dodge bullets
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Rule 34, quantified (possibly NSFW)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's -5 in Banff, 0 in Red Deer, and pink and horny in the studio
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Create a new name for the company created by the Fiat Chrysler-Peugeot merger
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your third grade teacher was right: Spelling counts. Especially in international espionage
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Screeching cockatoo cleared of wrongdoing in bizarre neighborhood dispute. Will live to eat another cracker
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Is it a cat? Is it a lizard? We've got no farking idea
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
You can make any story a Halloween story merely by adding a cemetery. Take this one about a substitute teacher for example. Includes sex
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Just when you thought you had seen all the skeezy towing companies out there and their tricks, this guy shows up and kicks it up a notch
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
I ran out of gas. I got a flat tire. I didn't have change for cab fare. I lost my tux at the cleaners. I locked my keys in the car. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A new study finds that the previously reported number of people at risk of rising sea levels was incorrect. Haha, no, it's not for the better
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toxic air in India forces mass mask distribution. In literary circles they call this foreshadowing
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts jacking up fees to pay for all those sex abuse lawsuits
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
More than 12 million Americans were under a tornado watch for Halloween. No word how may were in Wizard of Oz costumes
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
New Fark and Schnitt podcast this morning: boobs at the World Series, skidmarks impact geopolitics, and exactly why Tik Tok is a national security risk
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Alien Cathouse buys sex robot to handle rougher customers, in case you were wondering whether Blade Runner was really going to happen in 2019 or not (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not Ironic: Indonesian man caned for adultery. Ironic: Indonesian man who helped make up anti-adultery laws caned for adultery. Bonus pic of what irony may look like
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this good boy
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Luckiest parents ever find package of ten THC gummies in their kid's Halloween candy and immediately turn over the two gummies to police
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's Blade Runner month. Flying cars, hot robots etc. remain on back order
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Epstein's mother arrested in Louisiana for selling $20 fake doctor's notes to students trying to skip class
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Remember when Jerry Sandusky was sentenced to 30-60 years in prison, then judge ruled he had to be re-sentenced? well he is scheduled for re-sentencing next week. This week new accusations of sexual assault were reported to police
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(CNN)
 
 
 
PG&E's going to give some people a hundred bucks to make up for one of their deliberate power cut so we're good, right? Just sign this little note that says you're waiving all future claims in perpetuity throughout the universe and we're all set
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A $21,000 hospital bill for five days of psychiatric care? Now that's crazy
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two brides deadlift a tandem barbell weighing 253 lbs in their wedding gowns during their nuptials, have to be at their reception in 26 minutes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
383,000
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Thank you for being here since before recorded history. Here is your address... Finally
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(WCYB News 5)
 
 
 
Man loses nearly 600 lbs over three years with no diet gimmicks or surgery. Diet of the month fad, whatever it is right now, eat your heart out
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Dutch Air Force accidentally throws $100 million foam party. Authorities are refusing to comment on the status of the rudders
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Elderly care home residents excited to welcome handsome naked male model to drawing class, say it beats TV and bingo and gives them added motivation for knitting socks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Doctors free child's tongue that got stuck in a bottle using this one simple trick
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Thu October 31, 2019
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Woman suffering polycycstic ovary syndrome has surgery to lose weight, resulting in weight loss, surprise baby delivery
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
Middle school principal refuses to put tampons in the bathrooms. Seventh graders make tampon cookies for him in response. Kind of a nice way of saying stuff it
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
If you're attempting to counterfeit money, don't leave your rejects in the trash. Also don't test print a $50 bill on the back of an Alabama Pardons and Paroles receipt issued to you in August
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Woman found dead in house with 140 nopes, including one wrapped around her neck. Fark: only 20 of them were hers
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Don't cut off your finger if a snake bites it. That is your PSA for today. Thank you
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Daylight savings time: A means to save energy? Or, DEADLY KILLER WHICH CAUSES HEART ATTACKS AND CAR CRASHES?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Riders livid after being corked up on LAX shuttle for an hour as they attempt to reach LAX-it lot, showing the value of a timely LAX-it-ive
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Gather around, Farkers, it's time for Fark's 16th annual spooky story thread. Get into the Halloween spirit and share your true ghost/scary stories. 👻 Farkers who bring up politics get thrown in the dungeon ☠
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We want to see your Halloween decorations and costumes, so post them here or we'll send the squirrels after you 🎃
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♫ The city streets are empty now THE LIGHTS DON'T SHINE NO MORE... and so the songs are way down low TURNING TURNING TURNING ♫
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The crazy is strong in this one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And the password for candy in Maine is..."I love the Farmers Almanac." Little long, but original for sure
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Possibly worried about a dearth of Florida Man stories, Walmart adds alcohol delivery service in Florida
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Wherein a reporter crashes a witches annual Halloween party
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Who cares what it is, just photoshop it
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
KC Animal Control no longer responding to nuisance and stray animal calls. You had one job
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1926, escape artist Harry Houdini successfully performed his 'escape from life' trick
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(CBC)
 
 
 
School bus narrowly misses being hit by a train. Rail-crossing arm gives the bus a "what were you thinking?" slap
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
A headline perfect for Halloween: "They say a Town of Brookhaven official called 911 to report the grenades found at the home on King Road, which was scheduled to be demolished because it was a zombie home"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sam Waterston warned us: Robots invade Washington D.C. nursing home. For the rest of us, this is another reminder to buy robot insurance. Because robots are strong, and they will come for YOU
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wrong. The best way to dispose of leaves is to push them into your neighbors yard at night and blame the wind
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Everyone in the D.C. area who picked a Wizard of Oz-themed costume today, step up and claim your prize
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Best Korea declares war on the Sea of Japan again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Politics are okay at her house on Thanksgiving, but try to avoid mentioning anything about the Austro-Hispanic population
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Police officers plead guilty after an undercover sting operation exposes their work as 'private security' for drug smugglers
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
WWE to hold first women's wrestling match in Saudi Arabia. Winner earns a steel cage match with BoneSaw
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man fakes education and background to land job as a turbine engineer for an electric company. Six short years later, he is found out when he: A) Burns the place to the ground, B) Is asked a basic question, or C) Is up for promotion to manager
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
New class of US Navy ships to be named after the Navajo people, prominent Native American figures from history, and famous Navajo persons. No word yet on what all the cool names will be
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a Christmas gift for a Pittsburgher past or present, we've got you covered
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Everyone: Sustained fusion reactions are improbable. U.S. Navy: Hold my beer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jazzy monster
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Down-and-out doctor finds out his rundown mansion is haunted, so he opens the house to the public for a fee to make some quick cash. What could possibly go wrong?
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
New charges for groom caught by (still his) wife sexually assaulting bridesmaid
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Halloween in New York City is better than in the burbs. Here's why
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
McDonald's apologizes for using massacre of unarmed civilians to promote ice cream
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Reagan Library, Air Force One saved by Vincent Van Goat, Selena Goatmez and Goatzart
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
PSA: Check your kids candy tonight as they may have received pot candy by accident. Better PSA: Take that pot candy, ingest it yourself and go watch Caddyshack
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Playground desinger wants to revamp the playgrounds of the 90s and 2000s. "When playgrounds become really safe and boring, kids climb on top of bus shelters instead because it's more fun"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Horse runs back into a California fire to save his family ...cause that's how he gallops
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Body of backpacker found in sea off Cambodia, having apparently last been seen in front of the Charles Bridge in Prague
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Public Library sees a 240% increase in book returns now that late fees are a thing of the past
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Philip Mayo cost himself a law enforcement career the day he helped shatter a prison inmate's face and beat him until his back was broken", but it took him less than two months to land a gig with a private security company guarding an office
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Entomologist rates internet ant emojies
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
New drone video shows that New Orleans has paid as much attention to the collapsed Hard Rock Hotel over the past 3 weeks as the rest of us have
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Here's a guy who has never seen John Wick
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Of all the western things making inroads in China, who would have seen Halloween catching on?
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Want to sell copies of your book? Simply get a pastor to videotape himself burning it
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Australian police find 880 pounds of meth hidden inside Sriracha bottles. Jesse Pinkman nods approvingly
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Watch out when sharing those Elmo potty memes. Might get you in trouble if your boss see them
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Subby was once stopped in the Zurich airport for a piece of chocolate wrapped up to look like a Swiss army knife. This guy tops it
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"It's not a crime unless you get caught." He was
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Don't take your $30,000 handbag out to dinner if you can't afford to have a little wine spilled on it
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Yogurt can prevent lung cancer, study shows, opening up yet another lucrative merchandising opportunity
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nigeria closes its borders to curb smuggling of A. drugs, B. weapons, C. people, or D. rice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Caption these guys from the 1850s
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Language bomb threatens Pittsburgh FBI office
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(Department of Veterans Affairs)
 
 
 
Be sure and plan ahead with this handy guide to seeing Veterans in the wild on November 11th
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Drunk, drugged and trying to have sex with a pile of fallen leaves. It's a tree story. He should sycamore stable relationship
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A 9-year-old boy was convinced a man was living inside his walls. No one believed him. And then, he saw the eyes in the vent
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Dead tourist. Killed by wildlife. You know where
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Try not to leave your badge and loaded gun in your vehicle where it can be stolen, mister Homeland Security guy. Next time it happens, we may have to promote you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Amanda Knox taking a stab at writing a lifestyle column
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Conan, what is best in life?" "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women. And steak"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
It's time for the yearly 'If you celebrate Halloween, you'll burn in hell' rant
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Shocking news: Guy born a millionaire wouldn't be a millionaire unless his parents were millionaires (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
When showing off your new luxury sports car you just bought to make your old fat arse feel young again, always be sure you can also get out of it. Always
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(CNN)
 
 
 
High school principal: "I can't say the Holocaust is a factual, historical event because I am not in a position to do so as a district employee." School Board: Here is your invitation to seek employment elsewhere, dumbass
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(Some Jack O' Lantern)
 
 
 
It's your annual Fark Pumpkin Carving Photoshop Contest: get out your virtual knives and show us your best designs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian man faces five years in jail for using cat as a weapon
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Headline: Eating black licorice can be DANGEROUS. Article: its not dangerous
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Another day, another Florida Man claiming to be "warrior," "sniper;" holding animal control officer prisoner; threatening to kill neighbors, cops over abused dog, Nothing to see here. Move along, folks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's been a while for this vile pedophile but he's managed to avoid a trial, so if he could start over with an end to his exile, it would make him smile
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
The California Department of Corrections would like to assure us that the Nazi flags and paraphernalia displayed in their office was for "training purposes" *wink*
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is yet hope for Farkers
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
You should never, ever, scam Colombian drug lords. Especially if you are a lawyer. Why? The drug lords decided to turn this lawyer over to the FBI over his scam. All nice and legal, see
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
When you and a friend disagree on whether or not to leave the strip club do you: 1) Calmly debate the issue 2) Ask friends for advice, or 3) Run her over multiple times in the parking lot?
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(Insider)
 
 
 
You're fat because you use shampoo. Shampoo contains obesogens. No, it's not a made-up word. Stop laughing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lightning as a new tool for tunnel construction
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iowa: "We're hiring Coalfire to test our security" Coalfire: "We've successfully breached your security." Iowa: "You're under arrest for breaching our security"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 756: "Halloween 10". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 30, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
We are gathered here *snicker* to remember *snort* the life of *giggle*
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protip: No matter what movies have taught you, don't hide in air ducts
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Maine man planning on giving out 5,300 full sized candy bars for Halloween. All you need is the secret password
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(UPI)
 
 
 
You best step outta my grill dawg
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida deputy ropes and ties gator rodeo style. No word on what his time was or if he beat his best time this round
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
These kids would have gotten away with murdering another kid if it hadn't been for those other meddling kids
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So basically, all of those liberal hippie protesters who tried to block the Keystone Pipeline were right all along
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Budweiser Clydesdales are coming to Utah to hold 'funeral' for 3.2% beer. Subby still waiting for the St. Pauli Girl wake
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
SopranosCon celebrates Mafia-inspired show, 12-years after Tony's last meal with the family
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
School districts are discouraging parents from packing baked goods in kids' lunches, because of (a) obesity, (b) poverty-shaming, or (c) weed
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
So many Knights of the Road litter Interstates with number ones, twos, they ought to require catheter, colostomy augmentations
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Store manager confronts thief in sting operation to recover $16,000 worth of Magic: The Gathering cards. No word if suspect regretted triggering his trap card
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this man is really towing
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
The list of things your state can run out of should not include bar licences
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Water Fire near Los Angeles no longer burning. No word on what they used to extinguish it
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Best dad EVER builds awesome Star Wars Millennium Falcon model for sons' Halloween costume
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The 17 most terrifying words in the English language are "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help put out the fire at the Reagan Library"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
After learning that weed stops booze damaging your liver it's hard to know whether to crack open a beer or spark up a doobie (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Train Guy)
 
 
 
Federal government approves rules allowing high speed rail to be built using Japan's Shinkansen safety standards. But only this one rail line, because an HSR line with a perfect safety record may just be too much for your average 'Murican to handle
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
What's worse than North Korea infecting an Indian nuclear power plant with malware? India won't say, but they're declaring it an act of war
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Who the fark steals a sidewalk?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lawrence J.C. VanDyke, Trump nominee to the 9th circuit, bursts into tears after hearing the ABA said he wasn't qualified. Trump aghast at no longer being the biggest baby in the room
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Police don't clown around with a Ronald McDonald wannabe who attempted an armed robbery of a McDonald's, they seriously taser and disarm him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this toilet seal ring
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man promises NYPD officer who saved his life he was done with crime for good. Since you're reading this on Fark
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Who ever heard of guests having sex in an inn during the night? So obviously it could only be horny ghosts (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Historic home in college town that has lain vacant for nearly 50 years is up for sale. Seller is asking $425k, and estimates it will take another half-million to renovate. Totally affordable to two married adjunct professors, right?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Ta-da
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Subby isn't sure, but spending $8.99/minute to talk to a horny woman probably isn't going to resolve middle schoolers' suicidal thoughts
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(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
House in Nashville just collapsed like an overloaded powerlifter. Video of collapse included in article
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS defector who fingered terror mastermind Baghdadi - and stuck around for the killer op, profits with maybe $25M too
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Woman surprised when she finds her ex-boyfriend working in a local restaurant... her supposedly dead ex-boyfriend she whose death she'd grieved
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Deaf woman who could not hear toilet running gets $5k water bill. Somewhere in here there is a geek business opportunity to make a warning system for junk problems like this
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
That guy giving out kale chips to trick-or-treaters? Still way in the minority. Thank God
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Kentucky City Commissioner fears that Day of the Dead celebration could lead to zombie outbreak: "I think the only challenge is if they actually try to summon somebody else [from] the grave . . . As a Christian, I don't think they can do that"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Raccoons take over a library in Arkansas. Locals are shocked that there is a library in Arkansas
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Did you ever shrug and say 'what's the big deal' after falling behind on your paperwork? Now take a deep breath as you imagine being behind processing cremation orders
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It's all about the presentation when it comes to food ... sooo, here are some airline passengers presenting their stomach-churning pictures of the worst plane food they've ever been served (Warning: do not view with food)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You will never be as cool as this tiger with a gold tooth
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Do nothing wrong and cops blow up your house? A judge has determined the amount a city should pay is nothing, taxpayer
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Doorbell camera captures high-speed, sideways-spinning DUI crash. The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baltimore to add a fourth trash wheel to the harbor and is letting the public come up with the name, have at it farkers
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The internet's favorite bridge is getting raised. We'll always have the videos (included in link)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I've made a huge mistake"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Mitten state might want to put a love glove on it
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
'I am into the morbid side of life'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The National WWII Monument is starting to crack, fall apart
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tourist in Lisbon, Portugal
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, here are the very good boys and girls at this year's Great PUPkin parade. This is your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Driver who texted an emoji moments before killing 3 on Virginia highway gets one-year sentence
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
It seems a Karen has emigrated to British Columbia Canada
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What could go wrong if we send pregnancy congratulations to hundreds of random people?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The latest thing Millennials are ruining? Funerals
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Today's resetting of the clock comes to you from Long Beach, CA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida Man on surfboard: "I give zero farks what you are and I'm not going to suck that"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
A (NSFW) look back at the legendary hedonistic Halloween parties of Studio 54
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"No ticket"
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(KTVN Reno)
 
 
 
When you look at the list of people whose houses you should not vandalize and steal from, Wayne Newton's should be near the top. Newton says he is still angry at the thief
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
American Legion burglarized. Gun, liquor stolen. Which leaves a pee stained floor, a bunch of ash trays, and a juke box with some really depressing music on it behind
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania's Safe Haven Law allows babies no older than 28 days to be left at a hospital or police station. Not with a bus driver. Not even if you are in Bethlehem
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Woman missing for days in California national park found safe after spelling SOS with rocks. BJ Hunnicutt nods approvingly
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Okay, fires are under control, kinda, but, wait, the manager is walking to the mound... and... YES He signals for the next Biblical Plague to come in from the bullpen. Oh, this is shaping up to be quite the match fans
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Tue October 29, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Cop math strikes again: Police say 56-year-old man they were pursuing leaped over 12-foot-tall wall. You say the record jump is 8 feet, Subby says we have a new senior Olympics star in our midst
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Suspicious package shuts down train station. Turns out to be a box covering new emergency phone to report...suspicious packages
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Strange food and drink, celebrity weddings, and long-dead dictators are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Oct. 20-26: Weird Twitter Account Edition
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Cemetery has problem with skeletons
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Remember when that Burger King dressed up like a McDonald's for Halloween? The internet does
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Southern California upgraded to EXTREME Red Flag Warning. Unless there is rain soon, it will be further elevated to radical or possibly most excellent
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Stephen King's home? CHECK. Halloween Party? CHECK. ...for Corgis in costume? CHECK. Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News? OH CHECK YES (w/video goodness and w/o Cujo evilness)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That moment when you total your car in your Carrie Halloween costume
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you removed a ONE TON boulder called Wizard Rock from an Arizona forest park, the park rangers would love to know what kind of wizardry magic you used
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Weight-lifting Chinese doctor turns herself into living computer game character - with thighs that could crush a man's skull
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Our Halloweenness, let us show you it
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
What's it like to live in Britain's most haunted village™? A little bit boring and rather annoying with all these bloody 'ghost hunters' traipsing all over the graveyard, actually
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop the fun in a tattoo parlor
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Tennessee homeowners are not required to disclose to buyers if their house has paranormal activity or not. Some states actually require sellers to say if there is a resident poltergeist in the house or not. Bio excorcists seen lining up
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Maine, fire department responds to "man stuck in mud" call
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Shoot up the house with pepper spray and take the dog- Trick and/or treating in Muncie, IN
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
PG&E employees win $235-million in bonuses for their exemplary work in burning California to the ground in the dark
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(Politico)
 
 
 
AIG celebrates its 100th birthday the way most of us would - with alcohol and a bunch of whores
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Flash Mr and Mrs. America: our boys in blue say "nerts to you" and bust up a South Carolina bootlegger gang supplying the entire East Coast with 'shine. Those coppers are the bees' knees. And now the latest from Benny Goodman and his orchestra
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Boozed up Brit couple can't wait to take their new lovefest home, start up with the love punches on airport bus the moment they get off the plane from holiday
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Mummy's Curse isn't real...or is that just what the thousand-year-old rotting corpses of undead pharaohs want you to think? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Judge allows lawsuit against automated license plate readers to proceed
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Capital Gazette shooter: yes I am guilty. No wait..... I'm insane
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Police in Michigan made a major drug bust, confiscating 900 hits of acid, 138 grams of psychedelic mushrooms, 62 grams of ketamine, 17 purple giraffes, and Jesus Christ the walls are melting
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
As we drive through California we see trees on fire, houses on fire, fire on fire
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fine Austrian women from 1929
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner shoots up a KFC because she didn't get a fork
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Troll Who Said 99% Of Men Could Beat Female MMA Fighters Gets His Ass Kicked." Guess he's a 1-percenter
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Elderly Hobbyists Monthly confirms what we've always known, ranks Fark as one of the Top 50 websites. OF ALL TIME
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(Metro)
 
Boobies
 
Smile... You're on cleavage camera
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Florida pastor kills himself after teen accuses him of raping her over 100 times." So, we'll just take that as a confession then, shall we?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Is your Halloween costume sexy? Well those killjoys over at the History Channel want to tell you about it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boss tells you to "tone down the gayness"? That's a fabulous $20 million in damages
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Subby was pretty sure the mummified remains that were found in an East Tennessee shed were in one of the article's pictures, but it turns out those are the suspects
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois man finds $7000 in lost wallet, disregards legal precedent established in Keepers v. Weepers
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal how to find tunnel to the past. All we need to do now is survive the journey. The deadly, deadly journey (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ok boomer" becomes Generation Z's retort to older people who just don't get it. Because this is now war or something
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Avocado road is the name of my hipster band, and also should be the name of I-10 in Texas today
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
A second gender reveal explosion has hit the metropolitan Iowa area
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Suddenly, Cessna
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Pop up bar with 1 million Legos to play with. Difficulty: Cleveland
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man says bag he threw out window of his car contained chicken bones. Police suspicious after finding no chicken grease on his fingers, but finding plenty of drugs in the bag
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Young man, elderly drivers get into car accident so police respond, conduct investigation. And, just when cops are checking elderly man for impairment, Dad roars into scene in major helicopter action
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Foot-biting shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Someone thought it was a good idea to use a self-serve car wash to wash out a cement mixer and leave the wet cement mess to harden in the wash bay and drainage system
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Military World Games are hosted by China this year. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can probably guess how that's going
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
With all the environmentally-unfriendly plastic garbage generated by candy wrappers, it is time to ban Halloween candy. BWAHAHAHA .....(gasp).... HAHAHA
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The secret to being happy is being a dick to everyone and not caring what anyone else thinks about you being a dick to everyone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Curators of the Getty Museum in LA are sounding an awful lot like the architects of the Titanic, as they describe why there is absolutely no need to move the art inside despite wildfires raging literally at its doorstep
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Palladium has suddenly become the most important metal, place to see your favorite bands
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
First responders would really like it if you didn't let your barking dogs transmit while you listen in on the scanner
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you thought "THE Ohio State University" was silly, University of Arizona will now refer to itself as "UArizona." Duke still sucks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this survivor
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What it's like to assume you will die in prison for nonviolent drug crimes, and then all of a sudden you are released at age 72
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Think about the worst mistake you can make, then think bigger
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It is good that NRA TV is a thing of the past because it was "distasteful and racist" says...the NRA
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
350,000 California residents: "Sure the wildfires are bad, but at least we have insurance." Insurance companies: "Um yeah, about that"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Expert says we shouldn't make fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"A lot of people don't realize how much of an attraction a pumpkin is to a javelina"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"For the most part it was evacuated. I'm driving around and I see people working," he said. When he asked what they were doing, the laborers told him again and again: "I have to finish"
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you use a self-checkout machine you are nothing more than a human job killer and you should be ashamed of yourself
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♬ Chim chiminy, chim chiminy, chim chim cheroo, a man spotted dangling upside-down from a flue. Chim chiminy, chim chiminy, chim chim cheree, the "rescue" took hours, and he died at the scene ♬
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Hotel maid steals $18k in valuables from guest and pawns it. In other news, someone was travelling with $18k in valuables and left it in a hotel room
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you can park a Tahoe on top of a Honda, you have unlocked DUI mastery. With video of aftermath
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Is that a sawed-off shotgun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Bored juvenile vandals smash car windshields with rocks. Suspects described as black, 1ft tall, and wearing feathers
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Gym closes forever for 72 hours. Or, CLOSED 4-EVER SEE YOU MONDAY
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how hot the tables are that night, don't leave your kid in the car while you go in the casino to gamble
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Burlington pushing for mufflers on the National Guard's F-35 fighters. One of the military's solutions is for homeowners to just better insulate their homes against the sound of freedom
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Mon October 28, 2019
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Factory ordered to close after high levels of lead found in: A: Water, B: Air, or C: Employees' children
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian officials rule that a guy famous for making poor life choices died by making bad life choices
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
CAR!
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old French kitchens: great places to discover classic cooking technique, kindly grand-mères, $26 million pre-Renaissance paintings, crunchy baguettes...Qu'est-ce que?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Finnish horse show uses 100 tons of horse manure to produce 150mw of power to run horse show, and has power left over. Thats one big pile of sh*t
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It's not every day that the police recover stolen property that's worth more than it was before it was stolen
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Icelandic municipalities of Fljótsdalshérað, Borgarfjarðarhreppur, Seyðisfjarðarhreppur, and Djúpavogshreppur voted to merge, resulting in eleven tourist deaths caused by tongue swallowing while attempting to pronounce them all
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Baltimore descends even further by losing the top-ten status of "rattiest" cities
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We interrupt this protest to pose for pictures in front of a tire fire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mylan recalls anti-anxiety drug because of a foreign substance they won't talk about or identify. Apparently Mylan needs to learn about how anxiety works
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Utah woman in trouble after falsely claiming her husband murdered her. Police showed up and found a really confused husband and a very much alive, if not crazy, wife
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: rejected pumpkin spice products (please no repeats from previous years)
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