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Sun January 27, 2019
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Pill thief thought he stole prescription opioids. Actually swiped over-the-counter laxatives
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Some doctors should have their licenses revoked
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(BBC)
 
 
 
公爵糟透了
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Seniors have moved on from Farmer's Markets and are now crashing into facilities that are more convenient if people get killed
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Not News: People are now travelling across the US. News: To try to cure their various ailments by sitting in decomissioned mines. Fark: And deliberately breathing in very dangerous, linked-to-lung-cancer radon particles
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Flight 110 to London is departing from gate 41... 42... 43... um, just see the ticket agent" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shark
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Fish cams, fish cams, Sven and Ole fish cams. Fish cams, fish cams, hook 'em up, yum
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rock Chalk Jay Walk
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Mom donates item to Goodwill without asking her son beforehand. What's the worst that could happen?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bride added pockets into her wedding dress and the dresses of her bridesmaids, is hailed a conquering hero
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Erie ice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sure, it's not really good when Best Korea and Japan get all puffed up on each other. However, when it's Worst Korea and Japan getting all hot and bothered with each other, then we have a real problem
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Turns out, it's not just arrogance and hubris that make anti-vaxxers think they know more than scientists, doctors, medical experts, and literally anyone with a shred of common sense
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It's officially Girl Scout Cookie season. Remember, no hunting license is required and there's no bag limit on Thin Mints
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Are ye findinge to bathe in January to be colde and discomfortinge? Take ye advice of the 7th century sage
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
We had a crook in the White House, the Beatles were always on the radio, and Americans loved driving huge gas guzzlers. Life sure has changed a lot in the past 50 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you left your McDonnell Douglas MD87 parked at the Adolfo Suárez-Madrid Barajas airport, officials would really like you come and pick it up. Gracias
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fark
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
500 crocodiles to be relocated because a) they're a local pest b) people keep getting eaten c) to save a giant statue
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these twin towers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
No, you cannot wear that to school. For one thing, those are your pajamas. For another, you've got body parts hanging out all over the place. Have you ever heard about something called a school dress code, mom?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you know where 29 full-auto weapons issued by the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office went, Sheriff Joe's successor would like a word with you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Florida man left a note, STI rates are up, and chicken is addictive - but hey, the government is back! Grab a drink and take the Fark Weird News Quiz January 13-19 There's An App For That Edition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some people just have to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
You can't keep a good whale carcass down
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The U.S. is on the verge of a peace agreement with the Afghan Taliban providing the best negotiator stays out of it
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Pokemon or Star Trek Deep Space Nine Haiku Challenge
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida Man finds "authentic WWII hand grenade" while magnet fishing, throws it in the trunk of his car and drives to Taco Bell, where he decides that he might as well call 911
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
South Dakota governor urges killing the state animal for coats
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
3,000-year-old tomb of King Tut finally restored. Greatest pyramid scheme ever
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
This one is just right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Casey Anthony has turned down a lucrative offer to star in a reality TV show to pursue a more altruistic calling. She plans to use her keen investigative skills to find the truth about some of the most high-profile crimes in recent memory" (ಠ_ಠ)
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Sat January 26, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twenty-two year old kicked out of gym due to her disproportionately large head. Or her outfit. Whatever
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Frightening video of Russian military aviation emerges (Warning: Graphic)
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop Vesuvius looming over Pompeii
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A murder of crows. No, really
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland's winter features snow rolls. SNOW... ROLLS. (pic)
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
A dog walks into an auto dealership and says, "Let me see your electric cars." The dealer obliges, and they haggle a bit. Finally, he remarks, "You know, we don't get many talking dogs in here." The dog says, "At these prices, I'm not surprised"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five dead in mass shooting in Louisiana, suspect identified and still at large. Do we even care about the clock anymore?
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(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
You know how it is: a minor fender bender, and then somehow you're holding on to the hood of a car as it careens through traffic
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Dude drives a stolen car to jail to bond out girlfriend who was arrested for driving a different stolen car
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
"Robbery, Robbery"
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(Some Trick)
 
 
 
Photoshop this yo yo ginger
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for driving under the influence of vanilla extract. Hopefully, a stiff punishment now will prevent her from moving on to harder drugs like peppermint or god forbid, star anise
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Couple commit "most expensive shoplifting case in recent memory" after stealing 332 ink cartridges. That's not a joke. They really only stole 332
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
In West Philadelphia born & raised, in the blue bin went all my recyclable waste. Chillin' out, maxin', feelin' enthused, assumin' that garbage was gonna be re-used; When decreasing demand for recyclable goods, started making trouble in my neighborhood
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Inside the "unschooling" movement, because your "smart" snowflake doesn't need to be smartened up by no one but you
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans unwilling to pay $10 a month to address climate change. Even fewer willing to pay $5 a month to kvetch about it on news aggregator sites
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Delivery driver doesn't let the fact that the owner is away and the house is on the 2nd floor get in the way of him completing his delivery. He shoots, he SCORES
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(Some Mumbrella)
 
 
 
Ripper bakeneg migmufn mate, but me filadafsh is dry as a dead dingo's donger
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida ranked as the deadliest state for pedestrians. Mostly because it's hard to second guess a driver whose turn signal has been flashing for three miles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Fail accidentallies the headline
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
CT proposes bill to allow motorcycles to use the dotted white lines as lanes on the highway, break off your mirrors
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dam
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(Some Stones)
 
 
 
Photoshop these outback rocks
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
U. S. eh? U. S. eh? U. S. eh?
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Are cats antisocial? Or are you just a jerk? A new study from Oregon State University makes it clear on Caturday
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stupid 'news': Police called after man retweets offensive limerick. Fark: Police respond
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not content with banning meat from her wedding, vegan bride tries to ban "murderer" relatives who eat meat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC warns that kissing hedgehogs is spreading diseases; this is not a euphemism
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Sorry about the bumpy ride. I've been informed by our flight crew that about 20% of you have been vomiting, so sorry about the smell, too. We'll be landing shortly"
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Rage-inducing example of what might lead a normal kid to take a gun to school
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hawaiian Air flight diverted after flight attendant quits early
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Steal car...Buy breakfast burrito...Return car. Brilliant
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
City lays off half its police force because it can't afford the $432,295 salary promised captains by the former mayor
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Fri January 25, 2019
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
The future of the U.S. Navy looks like "Theodore Tugboat" with missiles, torpedoes, and sensor/ECM suites
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That story about the two on-duty officers and the off-duty cop who got shot? Just a simple misunderstanding involving an innocent game of Russian Roulette
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(Freezing Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wind chill fighter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With Trump's State of the Union speech coming up, let's Photoshop him giving his address from some appropriate places. Difficulty: Must be above ground
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Michigan is so cold right now that cats are moving to Florida
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(WDEL Delaware)
 
 
 
If you're going to masturbate in public, you MIGHT want to hide your 9lb stash of weed first
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snowflake snapper
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
The worm has turd
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida woman accused of spanking other peoples' kids with belt and wooden spoon at sleepover
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How to get a 99% discount at Zuckerberg hospital in SF: attract negative national media attention
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Two Instagram runners accuse each other of dick moves
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Submit your DNA for testing at your next doctor's visit. Yeah, I loved "Gattaca" too
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
When it gets cold in North Carolina, alligators just leave their nostrils above the water and freeze in place until things warm up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
El Chapo is responsible for the Lindbergh baby now. May also have framed Roger Rabbit
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to decide whether you can beat a DUI by passing out after you are arrested
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The FAA issues LaGuardia slowdown because there's not enough staff to keep the tower open
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'If you like being naked, there's a group for you - and they're coming to Idaho this summer'
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Lazy mailman floors it for so long trying to get up icy hill that his mail truck blows a tire, catches fire, explodes, and rolls down the hill into someone's yard. With video
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
South Carolina $1.5 billion lottery winner still hasn't claimed winnings after 3 months, could cost state millions in missed taxes. Subby busy checking under couch cushions, just in case
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
War Veteran bumps into Colin Powell, surprisingly grabs Powell's nuts and twists, makes sure he rolls away
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Skier who had to be on the mountain in 26 minutes learns you shouldn't assault and try to disarm the cop who tells you the parking lot is full
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Italy ordered to pay 1 billion lira in damages to Amanda Knox
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Reset the shooting clock, this time brought to us by a shooting in State College near the Penn State campus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Professor fired after spending ten minutes of faculty meeting screaming in German and giving the Nazi salute. Luckily for him, Sean Hannity needs a co-host for his new show
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
The Roger Stone indictment in all its glory (PDF)
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Conservationists are rescuing corals from a deadly plague by transporting them to the Florida Aquarium to be raised in a safe enclosure; sort of like a corral. *moves closer* A CORAL CORRAL, CORAL
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Should have known it wasn't an authentic Hitler. Adolf rarely painted buildings, but when he did it was always two coats
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Volunteers teach the value of ham radio during crises. Emergency bacon phone, baby back smoke signals still under development
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Looks like the SS Dumpster Fire is headed to the Bahamas for a little fun in the sun
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing 3-year-old Casey Lynn Hathaway has been found alive in NC. Developing story
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tubbs fire not the fault of PG&E, investigators say, possibly hinting at a dark campaign of revenge by a jaded, bitter Crockett
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Good: Hailing an Uber when you're drunk. Bad: Repeatedly trying to grab the wheel from the Uber driver while on the highway. Farker: blowing nearly 3x the legal limit and being arrested anyway
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Thu January 24, 2019
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Hard hitting study finds mice like to be rocked to sleep. Still no cure for cancer
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Rapper BlocBoy JB sues Fortnite 'over 'Shoot' dance. At this point the game's next update will be called 'White Man's Overbite'
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Black teenage girls strip-searched for drugs after being observed as "giddy". Everyone knows it's impossible for teenage girls to be giddy naturally
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
What's worse, a giraffe with a sore throat or a lion that needs a root canal?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC Britsplains why Venezuela has two daddies today
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Urrrrrp... "Wow, look at the colors." Urrrrrp... "Wow, look at the colors." Urrrrrp... "Wow, look at the colors"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Autistic teen wins a lifetime supply of peanut butter, decides to share it with furloughed workers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
From the 'technically correct' files: Supermarket promises to remove palm oil from all its own-branded products, achieves goal by removing its own branding from the palm oil products it sells
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this alfresco dining oasis
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Bill seeks to outlaw dwarf tossing in Washington State, as Aragorn wordlessly raises an eyebrow
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Drunk and speeding in a car with expired tags is no way to go through life, Mayor
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kid in back seat calls shotgun, 2nd Amendment edition
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
You know it's a bad hair day when the cops get called
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
That's not the kind of turn-down service I asked for, and that sure as hell ain't a mint on my pillow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police officer accidentally divides by zero
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Costanza Defense" fails to work for (now) ex-Secretary of State Mike Ertel. Florida tag resigns in favor of the Facepalm tag
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Finally some goodness in this timeline. Thanks, Patton Oswalt
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Detroit family kicked off plane after numerous complaints of body odor. Boarding a plane red-eyed, reeking of bourbon, unshaven, and named Drew is still totally acceptable
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Scientists tackle breeding challenges of land mine-finding rats." Easy to see why this is a problem
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Five victims of conspiracy theories. Seven if you count 'common sense' and 'dignity'
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Town clerk embezzles 12 percent of town's budget by writing checks to herself
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man climbs fence to get a closer look at lions. Achievement Unlocked
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frozen Cleveland skyline
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Over a third of Generation Z personally knows someone who identifies as non-binary. A big leap from the dark days of Baby Boomers, Millennials and those other guys no one can ever remember existing
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Audit finds U.S. Naval Academy is deteriorating and its mission to train midshipmen is under threat. There hasn't been an academy this bad since one attended by Steve Guttenberg
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns: Let's broadcast video from our Dawg Pound fans on this giant wall for 20 minutes. We'll just search for the tag #dp. That won't have any other meanings for sure
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
To Catch a Predator host gets off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out this 5th grader's award-winning science fair project: "Is Tom Brady a Cheater?"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Meth: not even once. Though I do wonder if the Waffle House employee's face tasted like syrup
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(NPR)
 
 
 
China appears to have blocked Bing's search engine. Or it could be that there's just still nobody using it. It's hard to tell, actually
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Titanic captain may have been drunk before ship hit iceberg. Which is understandable because that movie is way too damn long (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Woman takes clothes off in front of bank manager in attempt to secure a loan. Verdict? Very low interest
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brazilian Hi Merima tribe could become the Bye Merima tribe after a Christian missionary allegedly visited their territory with disease (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
All schools in the immediate area of Covington Catholic also shut down today
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soy sauce
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Jayme Closs to receive $25,000 reward for rescuing Jayme Closs
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bank robber is spared life sentence because he's so pathetically bad at it
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Beer, pre-school and weed are on this city block and open for a hopping good time. Wait, pre-school?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Billy Bob Thornton named as person of interest
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Running an unlicensed day care and killing an infant? Ninety days in jail
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man gets three months in prison for killing a hibernating mother bear and her cubs while his 18 year-old son was with him, trying to capture the Kodiak moment
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(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Whoa there. She was a cute little filly and he just couldn't rein himself in...now he's been horse-collared and will be stabled in the penitentiary for a while
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(Some Former Spook)
 
 
 
Dear comrade - I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study by the Romero Institute For Fantastically Expensive Granular Examination of the Howlingly Obvious finds that NYC subway elevators smell like pee, with subtle notes of graft, attention-seeking and smugness
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Uhhh... at this point you might want to rethink boarding any aircraft in the United States until the shutdown is resolved
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Dude, that's not the tip she was expecting
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 716: "Blue 4". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 23, 2019
(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Just another Dog-Day Afternoon in Fark's favorite state
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Today's most Canadian story ever comes with an even more Canadian correction, as a Nova Scotia windstorm blows an ice-resurfacing machine (NOT a zamboni, you philistines) into a ditch
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(WTXL Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Police arrest man for trafficking drugs, partying too early ahead of St. Patrick's day
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Superintendent in trouble with authorities for "mothering" a 15-year-old male student a little too much
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Introducing a new old Fark tag
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(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pack of rats
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Welcome to beautiful Washington, DC. Be sure to check out the sights like the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial, the random dead body in the street, the Jefferson Memorial
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Caucasian man pleads guilty in sword-wielding murder of black man in New York City. Scottish dude in raincoat caught fleeing the scene
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"During Wednesday morning's press conference, one reporter raised eyebrows by asking if women had also been DNA tested on suspicion of being the baby's mother"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
First email: Congratulations, you've been accepted to our university. Follow up email: oops, never mind
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cripple Creek police investigating theft of ruby slippers
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
1919: rancher uses .30-30 Winchester to keep wolves away from his cows. 2019: rancher uses inflatable green used-car-lot dancing man to keep wolves away from his cows
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(Some Place)
 
 
 
Photoshop this airy area
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Venezuela severs diplomatic relations with the U.S., orders all American diplomats to leave the country within 72 hours
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Opposition Leader Declares Himself Venezuela's President in Challenge to Maduro
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
100 years ago, the men of the Metropolitan Police Department walked their beats in fear of their worst enemy: women trained in the art of suffrajitsu
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hedgehogs, chinchillas, and hermit crabs can now be kept as pets in Virginia county. Chickens, ducks, and geese will transition from pets to tasty at two months
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mysterious ancient mask found on Florida shore could lead to discovery of $4 billion lost treasure, priceless knowledge of pre-Colombian civilization, involuntary police rendition of "Cuban Pete." S-s-s-s-smokin'
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(Classic FM)
 
 
 
Train passengers horrified as drunk man pulls a knife and destroys luggage, a bicycle, two cellos, and a viola. Thankfully, he was stopped in his tracks before there was more violins
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Our time has come as mankind now "faces ARMAGEDDON," so says the Doomsday Clock (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
OK everybody, out of the bump stock thread and over here. Active shooter in NJ
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ric Romero institute concludes that land costs a whole lot more in places where people want to live, and a whole lot less in places where they don't
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Worst TARDIS ever
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Boulder stabbing sparked by unsatisfactory pants exchange; suspect in custody
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police have arrested the sick bastard who impregnated a comatose woman in a Phoenix nursing home
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Brooks allegedly told police he had been using "Woo," a street name for embalming fluid, to get high
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So why are the candy hearts MIA this year? Now I'll have to go back to eating just regular chalk
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Microsoft's mobile browser now warns users that The Daily Fail is not known for their journalistic integrity
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man tackled for driving his own car while black awarded $1.25 million apology by jury
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Tree Man" back in hospital, needs more surgery, is not Groot
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
If you use surface streets to avoid tolls on I-81 in Virginia, expect a ticket in the mail
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dashcam catches 52-car train derailing, at least until the driver nopes the vehicle around to GTFO
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Naked wedding dresses are a thing with attention-hungry brides and news sites (May be NSFW)
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(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop precocious piano prodigy
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Happiness is a dolphin and his dog. Or a dog and his dolphin. Or a race against an underwater Kraken. Whatever. You're just here for the wonderfulness that is Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Open a marijuana dispensary in your town and the next thing you know, people will be feeding peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to seals
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Banned 18th Century erotic fiction arouses moist interest and some stiff bidding at auction. Sploosh
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
In celebration on the Women's March, incel vows to "kill as many women as I see"
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
In the midnight hour, he cried "Horse, horse, horse"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mr. Whipple: "Please don't squeeze the prophet"
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
After 2011 Fukushima nuclear accident, officials opted not to disclose reports of 11-year-old girl exposed to high radiation because data wasn't trustworthy. At 19 now, she tells her dates not to make her angry, seriously, you wouldn't like it
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
In a surprise to absolutely no one, article about Florida Man also contains the words "alcohol played a role"
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Charleston, South Carolina finally makes a name for itself and it's spreading fast ("Sick" tag describes those who are afflicted)
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Iceland is now home to the world's first ever beer spa ....and take my sudsy money
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Four arrested for plotting terror attack targeting Muslims
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Attention Walmart shoppers -- Florida man is masturbating in the pillow aisle
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Tue January 22, 2019
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Three shot in topless bar police looking for nips, excuse me tits, sorry tips
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
**flicks open switchblade comb** I want my $775 dollars
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
At least 50% of Brits think vegans are always hungry, wasting hours planning mealtimes and being permanently 'in a mood'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman marries partner she knows will be good in bed
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody at the Parks and Recreation Department accidentally switched the coyote warning signs for Redwood city and Disneyland
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you were planning to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel this week, keep in mind it's now frozen over. (with pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plaguing London, floating Yodas are
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(Some Bergs)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drift ice
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to live in a 5000-sq ft mansion for only $25? Can you write an essay? Difficulty: Alberta
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
No, I do not want to buy your makeup, skin care, candles, essential oils, hormone gel patches, leggings, juice powders, cleaning products, vitamins, nail decals or nutritional shakes. And your sales pitches are killing our friendship
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Ich kann nicht fahren einhundertzwanzig ♫
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Police ask for help in finding a shoplifter with a G string in his pants. Also, E, A, B, and D strings
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Teeth of shark found in mud pit with T-Rex resemble Galaga fighters. The 80s Prophecy has been fulfilled, which means the Highlander is returning
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
School principal channels his inner Billy Joel to send a message about a weather-related school closing, sings "We Didn't Want a Snow Day"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tourism, Japanese style: "Chiitan going to visit your house," in which the otter like mascot silently removes a baseball bat from a locker, slips it into its costume and walks off camera
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just goes to show you should check your bank account *before* you trash a Travelodge with a digger over £600 in wages (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I was in the pond. I WAS IN THE POND"
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this laundry room
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research reveals that in the last few years liver transplants for alcohol-related disease have increased 50%. In completely unrelated news, the number of Fark parties has increased by the same percentage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"David Schwimmer lookalike: Police make arrest" With pictures, of course
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That's a spicy meatball
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Guess what Florida man does at "Wheels Up, Guns Down" event. Go on, guess
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Oscar Mayer on the hunt for its next Wienermobile driver
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain panics at the possibility of thundersnow
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
How do you explain away a dozen hickeys? This 84-year-old 'Octopus Whisperer,' has faced that tricky question many times
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: If you're going to rob four rich college kids on a late-night Krispy Kreme run, don't leave your burner phone in their Porsche coupe
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
CBS blunts effort to buy medical marijuana ad for Super Bowl, company says
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Private Indiana park to host fenced cougar hunt June28-29. Entry tickets on sale February 22nd
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Wisconsin man goes on ax rampage over action figures
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Your NEST security camera became self-aware at 8 pm, January 20, 2019. It begins learning at a geometric rate. At 8:10, it warns of nuclear retaliation against North Korea for firing three ICBMs at the US. Or....you were hacked and it was a prank
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"Police said the alleged carjacker repeatedly revved the engine to drive off, however was 'apparently unfamiliar with how cars work, because the vehicle was in park the whole time.'"
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(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
Shoot the messenger, okay. But why do you have to shoot the trees? They're not invasive, they don't use up precious groundwater and they throw more shade than Kanye off his meds
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Man fatally shot in Amityville. Suspect described as large, grey, has many rows of sharp teeth, and a fondness for swimmers
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Performing a sex act for $5 and a can of Pringles? You better believe that's a shooting
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Genes affect where fat is stored on your body. Jeans affect how much it sticks out
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Generation X: Don't you, forget about me... don't, don't, don't, don't
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Dick Camp uses his dick to dicker his wife into dicking up her job so he can build a camp for dicks. Dick
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to get fuct
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
It was so cold in Alabama that an ice penis formed in someone's birdbath
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Oscar nominations are out, and it's looking like Pretentious Indy Film will beat out Insufferable Indy Drama and Token Action Film for Best Picture
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Jacksonville sky gazers enthralled by Super Blood Wolf Moon failed to notice high tide engulfed their car. Dammit, Moon Moon
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Houdini at the Charles River Harvard Bridge in Boston, April 30, 1908
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
14-year-old girl, 12-year-old sister steal same car twice in 4-day span, crash it into parked car. Never did make it to the pay & spray
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Get'cher popcorn: 11foot8 bridge claims first victim of 2019. With twofer bonus round at the end
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(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Louisiana is the first state to implement digital driver's licenses, giving Louisianans more pocket space for ammo
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Camera captures what happens when a snow plow get stuck on railroad tracks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Henri d'Orléans, noteworthy pretender to the Throne of France, dead at 85, as embattled Macron solidifies his grip on power
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(San Diego Reader)
 
 
 
City passes resolution allowing dancing. This is not a repeat from 1950
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Cool: Watching the Lunar Eclipse. Dumb: Laying in the middle of the road. Fark: Getting run over. UltraFark: By a Cop. Yep, Florida
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Welcome to the world's largest gathering of human beings. Please don't drink the water
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Mon January 21, 2019
(Stabroek News)
 
 
 
Venezuelan arrested in Guyana for having 5 rounds of ammunition. With a helpful pic of what a round of 7.62x39 looks...look, you guys aren't helping fight the "journalists think anything firearm related is AK-47" meme
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Man invited to bachelor party by mistake goes anyway ...and flies 2,500 miles to attend it. Because party
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Life is so good in the Netherlands, 25% of all deaths there are by forms of euthanasia and suicide
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(Echo News (UK))
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you have to pay a fine because a pigeon poops on your parking permit, covering up the expiry date? And then that fine is upheld? Yeah, me too
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Teens arrested after shooting man with paintball gun. Apparently, there were no good guys with paintball guns around
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This month in history 1867: The Dreadful Skating Accident of Regent's Park claimed 41 lives but many were rescued. Wait a minute. Back up. The what?
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bathtub racers
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) and we'll go into my iTunes library for a sampling of stuff I downloaded in the month of January (not this year)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Madison Square Garden February 8 for 25th Anniversary of last Stanley Cup win
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian winter Festival of Snow cancelled due to snow
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Normally people drive up to toll booth, pay toll, then drive off to cross bridge. This young woman goes for extra points, a la Death Race 2000
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The life of a flight attendant is not always glamorous. In fact, it can be downright gross
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
'Stone circle' in Scotland found to have been created in ancient times, aka the mid-1990s
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Porch pirate chews poorly
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man observes KFC worker handling money, then handling food. Then later on he observes a middle finger and food tossed in his face
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this benched man
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
"This line right here. If you cross it, you're going to jail," said the deputy "This line right here?" said Hernandez as he touched the line with his right foot
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Always bring a pike to a knife fight
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Reflecting on MLK at 90: "The baddest brother of the 20th Century"
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Florida woman saves lives. That's news. More after the bump
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Woman enters stranger's home, grabs a cellphone then strips and starts a livestream. Mom?
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(Herald Palladium)
 
 
 
Cop tells totally real concerned mom her filthy hippie neighbors are allowed to smoke weed on their porch in Michigan now and maybe she should have voted
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(The Bury Times)
 
 
 
KFC. Gravy. Smelling. Candle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pope Francis releases "Click to Pray" app to encourage the faithful around the world to pray with him. Signup for closed beta of "Pontiféx GO" will be later this year
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Once again Young Fat Boi outsmarts Old Fat Boi: another undisclosed North Korean nuclear site has been found and there may be 19 others
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Atlanta's Martin Luther King, Jr. National Historical Park has reopened on MLK Day, for the first time since the partial government shutdown began, thanks to a grant from Delta Air Lines. Next up: Welcome to Yellowstone, brought to you by Carl's Jr
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Here's hoping we end up with Julian Bashir instead of Khan Noonien Singh
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Prince Philip crash victim Emma Fairweather claims it wasn't fair weather when he was 'dazzled by sun'. The sun wasn't there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Blinded in the right. Pellet rifled by some douche in the middle of the night
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
High levels of cocaine in the river Thames leaves eels hyperactive, paranoid
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
MLK's I Have a Dream speech, because today seems like a good day for it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Bikini hiker' who liked to climb mountains in skimpy swimwear...and you've already guessed what happened
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Two Canadians portage canoes up Mt Everest because Eh, why not?
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(MoMA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clock
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
101-year-old woman who still hunts kills two deer with a single shot. Nobody goes anywhere near her lawn
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And all that jazz
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Six most bizarre insurance claims Aussies made in 2018, including a cow sitting on a car and an exploding toilet
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A dingo bit me baby
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The problem with letting a nine-year old drive an ATV is that you never know when he'll crash it and kill grandma
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