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Sun November 11, 2018
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Three men arrested after booby-trapping a bicycle path. Keep Portland wired, indeed
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Signs he might not be a keeper: He uses your credit card to buy you an engagement ring
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Veterans Day, a day of remembrance to honor our military warriors. The chairman of the House Committee on Veterans Affairs discussing the GI Bill today: "This is - to be kind - a train wreck"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Fall foliage
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If you have to stop in the middle of your shooting spree to question on social media whether or not people will think you're crazy, the answer is pretty much a foregone conclusion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pre-used NASA spaceplane
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man credits God and faith for the remission of his malignant brain tumor. Fark: except no one said he actually had one
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
California's wildfires are caused by: a) irresponsible people, b) downed electrical wires, c) space lasers
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Judge tells Amazon to provide Echo recordings in double homicide trial. Amazon: "Recordings? What recordings?"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
When a dead tree falls across a road, crews battle stinging cold to remove it and deliver the swarming honeycomb inside to a beekeeper safely
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dear Mr. Policeman: If Allegiant Airlines says you're too drunk to fly, try United instead
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Has Facebook's war on fake news affected Kosovo's clickbait factories? The answer may shock you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One hundred years ago, on the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, the Great War ended. Sadly the resulting peace was just a prelude to even more carnage. Think on this today as we celebrate those who survived and remember those who did not
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(Stay Safe Everyone)
 
 
 
UPDATE: 3,223 firefighters, 23 helicopters, 67 bulldozers, and 440 engines are fighting the Camp Fire in Northern California. Subby is in Sacramento, 85 miles south - thick haze and smell. they're telling us to stay inside. Bay Area air borderline deadly
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ezra Miller in this...whatever the hell this thing is
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Teachers
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The Salty Waitress would like to set the record straight on whether you should tip based on the pre- or post-tax amount
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Bear bites man. Man punches bear. The circle of life
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Georgia jail inmates write letter honoring fallen officer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the California wildfires from space
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(Metro)
 
 
 
There's no pleasing some women
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The men that ate poison so that you could have the FDA. Well, at least for a little while longer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The police would like you know if you need help you should dial 9-1-1, not post something on Facebook
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turkey continues to play the perfect media game with Saudi Arabia as news comes out that they have the Khashoggi tapes ... and have handed them over to other governments
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(Denton Record-Chronicle)
 
 
 
Burglar can't break into safe, screw it, takes sex toys instead
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Sat November 10, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Most U.S. Presidents would brave a little bit of rain to visit a French cemetery to honor fallen WWI American solders for Veterans Day, but as you know, Trump isn't like most presidents
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(Some Haulers)
 
 
 
Photoshop these stand-up guys
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Long time no see might be part of modern English, but it ain't good enough to be American as it could offend. My bad
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(Some Peers)
 
 
 
Photoshop this voir dire
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(Metro)
 
 
 
People are apparently "distressed" by a restaurant's grass covered tables. Oh, the horror (possible NSFW content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New Yorkers fascinated by illegal alien, so they form a photo caravan
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
State police raid gated community's "security" office. Turns out, rent-a-cops may not be legally authorized to pull people over with illegally modified cars, detain them, and shake them down for HOA money. Oh, and drugs
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man on Tinder: I need someone to tie me up. Wait, what are you doing with my TV and credit cards? COME BACK
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It can be awful if your ride gets repossessed. It's even worse when you have passengers
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Some genius has finally found a way to make the holidays with your relatives bearable. Bonus: Vodak
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"He robbed 13 banks. Now he's a popular city councilman in Michigan"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
U.S. to cease refueling Saudi aircraft flying to Yemen. Saudi ambassador reportedly flying back to Washington to whack Trump on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
FBI says Horizon Air plane thief acted alone. The crash itself was only caused by the loose nut in the cockpit
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday USMC. Thank you for 243 years of keeping us safe. SEMPER FI, DO OR DIE (Thank you, Dad)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Brides, just stop it with the extra bridesmaids. They're multiplying and will eventually eat your entire wedding cake
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"I have video of you fapping but for only $1000 in bitcoin I won't send it to your family. No really. You can trust me"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baby blanket
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
One woman is leading the charge to spay and neuter dozens of stray felines. Caturday approves
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Internet is trying to figure out why Fox News hasn't tweeted a damn thing since Thursday afternoon
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Teen breaks world record by solving three Rubik's cubes at once ... one in each hand and one with his feet
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Old cousins Sam an' Ella arrive just in time for Thanksgiving. And they brought a turkey
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For sale, vintage sixty-year-old Austin A35. May need slight restoration work
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cigarette smoking in the U.S. reaches an all-time low, as former users find more pleasure in abusing weed, tranquilizers and opioids
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French cold snap kills a 20-year-old man crossing the Pyrenees on foot to smuggle cigarettes. Which again proves that it's possible to die early from OTHER people smoking cigarettes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Autism Linked to Zinc Deficiency in Childhood. No word if Dr.Jenny McCarthy has signed off on study yet
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Fri November 09, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's official: cop who stole cannabis laced chocolate bar evidence from raid, then ate them, then freaked out and called for assistance with an "An officer in serious trouble" code has been judged to be "A complete idiot"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: Mother, son rescued at sea after drifting on one of those giant inflatable swan thingies
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Air Jamaica flight crashes in Guyana. 82 Canadians/128 passengers do not die. Something else you can blame on the legalization of Marijuana in Canada--flying Air Blunt. And if you are wondering why Guyana, the flight took off there
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this quizzical dog
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high-strung young woman
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Oh sorry everybody, I just wanted a quick nap
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to walking dangerously close to Old Faithful. But judging by his mugshot, I can't see how anyone could've guessed he might be capable of erratic behavior
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Malibu under mandatory evacuation orders as massive fire rages. Barbie to wait it out at Ken's
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Allen Park police: ♪ There ain't no poop on our roads, there ain't no poop on our roads, there may be poop on some of you choads but there ain't no poop on our roads. ♪
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Important tips for SWAT officers on a house raid: practice trigger discipline, never let Officer Jenkins use the battering ram, and make sure you're at the right house
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's latest superhero, Trolley Man, uses shopping trolley to help police subdue alleged terrorist who lit car on fire in Melbourne's Bourke Street Mall and stabbed several people, killing one person
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man and elementary school principal, caught sayof $2100 floating around his school. He takes control of situation and returns all $1200 to the rightful owners. What is the outcome? Show your work
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
News: Moms brawl at school bus stop. Fark: Florida Mom airlifted after being slashed with broken coffee mug
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Bad: You're attacked by a deer. Worse: Your buddy just stands there and films it to put on Facebook. "He got the best of me"
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
A man and his potato bag
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cargo plane overshoots the runway in Halifax by a skosh-uh
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tree
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Report of active shooter at school. This is not a repeat from too many times this year (update: false alarm)
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(Rochester Institute of Tech)
 
 
 
/ Now I sit / broken hearted / came to poop / had my congestive heart failure monitored /
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Utah hasn't had a rabies death since 1944. That is, until this man who let bats fly around his home freely learned a very valuable lesson
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who steals portable toilets?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It's time we face facts, America: The real problem with massive gun violence is the guns
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
It's not often you get to utilize both of your fortuitously overlapping skills as an anesthesiologist and a cave diver
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
A new experimental treatment may give actual celiac sufferers the ability to consume glutens, and everybody else the ability to pretend that their pretend intolerance has been cured
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(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Even if it seems humorous to you at the time, please do not steal First World War memorials
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Thu November 08, 2018
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
16-year-old demonstrates the need for police to have armored vehicles. In Canada
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(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
Oregon town elects 18-year old mayor, mostly due to campaign promise of building a winter sports complex named 'Ice Town'
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Judge denies hug to savage, murdering drug lord
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Man Shot, Killed in Target." Well, he was for a second there, yeah
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this first place finisher
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother runs out of formula at 36,000 feet, so flight attendant takes matter into her own... breasts?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In the WWI Battle of Somme over one million soldiers were killed or wounded. In one battle. One freakin' battle. 72,396 of them were declared missing and never found. This contextual art exhibit pays homage to those guys (video)
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(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
All of Paradise under mandatory evacuation order because of massive raging fire, currently covering 18,000 acres. Not a metaphor for 2018 (link updating)
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
All it takes is one person to store a grenade on top of a wardrobe to ruin a lot of profitable drug businesses. This is why we can't have nice things
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Suspected gas leak at Catholic high school turns out to be, you guessed it, dead cats in formaldehyde
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Duck boat captain unable to duck grand jury indictment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy: "These accidental ship collisions are seriously embarrassing." Norwegian Navy: "Hold my aquavit and watch this"
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay involved in road rage incident that wounded a child. On the scene is Wichita Chief of Police Gordon Ramsay SORRY I NEED TO READ AHEAD NEXT TIME
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lifeguard
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Fewer companies have been holding office parties this year, possibly because of #MeToo liability fears, or possibly because nobody likes to go to them. One of those. Anyhow guess which one the article blames
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(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
Two British women attack Mosque with booze and bacon. Unlike Subby, was not Mosque's sexual fantasy
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Seattle to review totem poles for cultural sensitivity, along with city seal that features a "fake" Chief Seattle, and NFL team that features a "fake" offensive line
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
"Someone keeps delivering soup to my house with a note that says 'soup for my perfect little soup boy.' I appreciate the free food but I don't like soup. Please stop this"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
So, I guess Prince Brock or Prince Hayden is out then? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Scattered, smothered, covered, pantless
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The proprietor of the nude waterpark sums it up thusly: You ride differently to protect yourself
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mass shootings have grown in frequency and magnitude to the point where we have a Second-Timers Club
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Facebook to release its new Russian bride service - Dammit - 'dating app' in Canada today
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian bureaucrats running scared after not one, but two spider scares
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy to create a "Top Gun" for submarines. The tight, confined spaces will make volleyball even more homoerotic than the movie
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(Collider)
 
 
 
The Scooby Doo animated movies are going to revisit The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo. Remember that one with Vincent Price and Flim Flam?
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Pro tip: when the police show up at your door at 5 in the morning and ask you to surrender your gun, don't point it at them
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(Vineland Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Drive-in theaters are making a comeback
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Good news for those who want to see the Earth destroyed, not one but three HUGE asteroids will fly dangerously close to Earth this weekend. With any luck you can have your wish
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl has to wear furry panda onesie to school because she is allergic to her uniform
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(Metro)
 
 
 
On the plus side at least this British MP didn't say children 'should be shown how orgasms work at school'
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Some people really, really don't want to go to work on Mondays
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
More fire departments charging crash cleanup fees after accidents - even if you were not at fault
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Police officer lost his life trying to save others during the Thousand Oaks shooting. He was one year from retirement
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mom mistakes pictures of owls upside down on baby pajamas for boobs. ʎlɹ ɐ⅄ (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mrs. Eppy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Mississippi River scene
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman orders wig and is shocked, SHOCKED that it doesn't turn her into hot, sexy mess. She does make a perfect Dumbledore however
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, better get your abortions now before they're all snapped up
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Another day, another mass shooting, this one a bar in California leaving 13 dead including the shooter and a cop. Instead of a clock, maybe a metronome is better?
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(MoveOn)
 
 
 
There will be hundreds of #ProtectMueller events on November 8th. Here's how you can find the nearest one to you
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man gets evicted from his grandma's house leaving behind a 7-foot alligator, "Catfish," three snakes and a rabbit named "Dinner"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
UBS expects to be sued by DOJ over mortgage crisis hijinks, never fit into port until third attempt
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter situation underway in a bar in Thousand Oaks, California
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Man wears t-shirt featuring Confederate flag and noose with the title "MISSISSIPPI JUSTICE" on it. To the polls
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(Some Iowan By Birth)
 
 
 
Four was one of three in George, grabbing forty-four, wasting pumpkins near Casey's. One was tazed, it was Four. Seriously
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 705: "Travel Photography 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 07, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Little hints that Florida man is interested in his roommate in a romantic way: Flashing his private parts and leaving sex toys throughout the house, plus the hidden cam
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You are the President of France on the 100th anniversary of the end of World War I and your nation's greatest WWI hero was also sentenced to death for high treason after WWII. What do you do?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Can we talk about important issues for once? Like the brawl at the "Miss BumBum" pageant over accusations of someone having a plastic butt (NSFWish)
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The state of New Hampshire's DMV wishes to remind everyone that despite the recent attempt, they are not a drive through service
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Why haven't extraterrestrials contacted us yet? Difficulty - no politicians
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair fires flight crew for sleeping on airport floor, says they should have just stood for 5 hours until the lounge opened
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A B.C. small claims tribunal has found that referring to children as "a**holes" is a breach of the basic rules of daycare. Though true, probably shouldn't say it
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Savage, murdering drug lord has just one request for the court: He'd really like a hug from his wife
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Marijuana should never have been made illegal in the first place
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(The Goggles Do Nothing)
 
 
 
Photoshop these virtual adventurers
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Egg truck catches fire on Florida turnpike. First responders scrambled
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gay conversion therapist outed
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New NYC restaurant caters exclusively to loners, and the servers don't even speak
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jeff Sessions is out, meaning - you guessed it - we might finally get our hands on that golden Wu-Tang record
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ever suspected your neighbors are smoking or growing pot? Here are the steps you can take. Minding your own damn business is suspiciously missing
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
King of porn detained for assault and abuse of employees. In related news, pornography is a constitutional monarchy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's hope this isn't going to become a habit
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just an Australian using a surfboard to fight off a shark. (No really, nothing to see - no pics or video, but it's a CSB)
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
How much can I put in the gas tank on this rental car? Oh, about thirty handguns
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Find out what your state is Googling about Thanksgiving this year. What the hell, Colorado?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Sure, the food sucks and the other passengers are jerks but at least your flight wasn't carrying two tonnes of stinky fruit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What do Madonna, Oscar Wilde and Monty Python have in common? They've all been deemed obscene by librarians at the University of Oxford
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists are using sperm whales to hide secret military messages. Or are they?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Climate change is scary. 'Rat explosion' is way scarier"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
There will be free beer all year at Busch Gardens Tampa Bay to celebrate the park's 60th anniversary
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mossy tunnel
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Bypass a movie career and be a pet influencer on Instagram. Who needs to be the next Lassie or Beethoven when you can be the next Ella Bean, Popeye the Foodie, or Harlow and Sage? It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you successfully stage your wife's suicide, it's probably not a good idea to brag about it to a woman you're trying to pick up in a bar
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nevada just got rid of its 'tampon tax' as it was just a silly tax. Period
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Litigious
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Let's get this straight. Sailors in easy language, simply tripping on the USS Ronald Reagan is not cool. Wrong boat, wrong time. No more Pink Floyd in the mess hall
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
And for seemingly the 100th time - NEVER pay money in advance for the promise of a job
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Toke up, Michigan. Legal recreational marijuana has won in the mitten state
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hubble finds evidence of Space Batman
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Global energy-storage market will surge to cumulative 942 gigawatts by 2040, more than enough to travel through time
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Hey, UK Farkers? Yes, the video of people throwing a mock Grenfell Tower into a bonfire and laughing is morally repugnant, but how in the world is it illegal? Isn't that sort of thinking pretty dangerous?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New study says don't dammit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
UN reports that ozone layer could be completely healed by 2060, but could be dependent on how you vote today
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Your Fark-ready headline of the day: Two Marine aviators grounded amid sky penis investigation
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Tue November 06, 2018
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Your commute to work might be bad, but it probably isn't "attacked by wild boar" bad
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
That big purple cube in 'Fortnite' just exploded and everything's weird now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bonum voca (DCCCLXVII)DXXX
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Teen accused of killing his mother over bad grades is 'very proud of his work,' police say." No, we're not doing phrasing on this one
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's how the Empire turned into the First Order, and happy Election Day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two men on death row decide to save taxpayers some money
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Go get your dogs, your cats, your hedgehogs and your bunnies 🐕🐈🦔🐇🐔
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Man dies in third shark attack in Australian harbor. You'd think he'd have gotten out of the water after the first two
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vacuum of space
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ryan Zinke's house guest impersonated the Interior Secretary Monday night. Then things got weird
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Util fi off t red ro mark aft on doi ha a jo dur rec wo
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Army searches for 79 pupils seized in Cameroon. That is a strange thing to steal
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks in, strips down to underwear, and then jumps into crocodile pool at alligator farm. But don't worry, folks. The crocodiles are okay
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lawsuit arises over the London Tate Modern art museum's newest exhibit, "Peeping Through the Open Windows of Wealthy Apartment Owners"
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(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
We need to ban assault Hot Pockets
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Albino racoon spotted in family's backyard. Clearly, this is a sign of something
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Police officers corral escaped pig by feeding it snacks, which is no doubt considered professional courtesy
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these friendly fish
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
The tech from the security system company is supposed to show you where he installs ALL the cameras, not leave hidden ones around your home. He's also not supposed to take up-skirt pictures in public either
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
For those that are anxious about the election and want to keep on refreshing over and over and over while we see who is leading in what exit poll
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Now if you're in NYC, you can see what your house looked like in 1940, the last time there was an available parking spot in front of it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Internet theory du jour: Snowpiercer is the sequel to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Well, I would accept it over Tim Burton's version of the latter
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
High school students digging around a cemetery at Mount Vernon find a 6,000 year old ax. Immediately take it at an upscale hipster bar to throw it at a wall
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
PornHub will now at least blow your yard
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 'apex predator' in any particular area could include wolves, cougars, sharks, wind turbines, bears...wait, what?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good- former Nazi death camp guard goes on trial. Fark- his 94 but he's in juvenile court because he was under age during WWII. Strange Nazi fact trifecta in play
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Woman backs her car at high speed into a liquor store, seriously injuring a customer. Condition of the bourbon section not released to the press at this time. (Warning - graphic video)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Wildlife officer separates two deer stuck together at their antlers using a shotgun, and he's a hell of a shot
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(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
In Canberra, the capital city of Australia, the trees eat you
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(Monroe News Star)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen with 'monkey blood' claims he can't be arrested, on the way to jail. No word on what kind of fringe his monkey blood had
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Who amongst us HASN'T accidentally masturbated to "Fuller House" at a fertility clinic? That's what I'd like to know. Wait, this guy looks familiar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Uber driver finds out the hard way why you do not let kids 'car surf' on company time
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Had it been actual Tupperware, his fate would have been sealed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I only knew that there was a possibility of kissing a fish and a good chance I'd be downing shots of rum. I much preferred the latter"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cross-dressing Nazis? No wonder they lost the war, their heels hurt. Oh, you just have to see the photos
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
When you give a speech with a jar of feces on a pedestal next to you, do people farking listen? Just curious
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(Vote.org)
 
 
 
VOTE
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Why did the salmon cross the road. Wait, what?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The first "Official Portrait" of Kim Jong-Un reflects his wisdom and serene demeanor
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this aspiring astronaut
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Sorry, folks. Nope Road's closed. Asp hole out front shoulda told ya
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Just another day of items put into the Goodwill donation bin. Used clothes, winter jackets, albino python, old shoes. Wait, go back one
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Vehicle crashes into high school band room. No word if the band was playing Nearer, My God, To Thee
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(Some Stoned Guy)
 
 
 
Breathalyzer tests for the stoners behind the wheel? Put down the bong, government
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Delhi air pollution index races past 'hazardous' and goes straight to 'like breathing charcoal briquettes'
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
One dead in Christmas crash. I swear, this holiday starts earlier every year
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Police seek man accused of performing lewd acts since 2015, claim he's gotten stale and needs to learn some new material already
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan Man tries to claim titlebelt from Florida Man
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Which of these Facebook pages was removed by Facebook? A) The Nazi page for hate speech. B) The incel page for death threats. C) The atheist page for speaking out against religion
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Mon November 05, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Delta passenger finds feces at his seat, and is told to sit down or get off the plane. At least they didn't rub his nose in it like United would have
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ceiling Kochs are watching you
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Miss college? Here's your chance to live in a dorm-like environment with a thousand other people who can't afford an apartment
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy mouse
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
For the first Monday of November, as seems to be custom now, tonight (8PM ET) Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs that peaked on a November Billboard chart. The DJ's cat decided to add a few purrs and try to make a snack out of the mic
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
One dead, one missing from "Cold Water Swim Group" that went for a dip in Lake Michigan during storm. Nude Skydiving Club and Bear Wrestling Team plan to send flowers
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Son fakes kidnapping to get drug money from parents. Since you're reading this on Fark...
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Today is National Redhead Day. 9 fun facts to the left, missing #10: They will steal your soul
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
111 MPH in a 65? Meh. Exiting the highway to flee the cops? You make the news. 100 MPH on a dirt road? Here's your Fark tag. And your tree
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
New ax-throwing venue offers to be a place you can 'relax and have a good time,' at least if you're able to relax around multiple Florida Men throwing axes around
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Video
 
Daredevil hangs by one hand 600ft up after climbing country's tallest residential building as 'birthday treat'
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney World IS expensive, but it does NOT cost your first born child. Yet
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(Some Pair)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy couple
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
We must talk about dementia to bring it out of the shadows, so put away that purple giraffe and let's get down to sorting the elves from the gumball buckets
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
"Archery dodgeball is the new sport that has people shooting arrows at you"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Eat a slug, they said. It'll be funny, they said
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Some sailors will do anything to get out of duty, and then there are these nukes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gross science question of the day: How much skin does a person ingest over the course of their lifetime? In other news, you're probably eating skin now and maybe it's your own. Enjoy your lunch
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
University pays $5,000 for porn star to give lecture on sexuality. Lap dances were an extra $20 per song, three-song minimum
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC woman can fit all of her trash from the last 7 months in a 16-ounce mason jar -- and she says you can do it too if you're OCD enough
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to rule again on whether a Sturgeon can fill his hovercraft with moose. No word if eels will testify
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Dispelling the lazy millennial myth, 23 year old woman robs four banks in 24 hours. And a fifth within a week
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The last volcano to erupt in Canada was 2400 years ago. Tick-tock, people
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Saudis, furious with the Washington Post, call for boycott of Amazon, possibly because Prime doesn't offer free delivery for bone saws and industrial floor mops and buckets
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(Eater)
 
 
 
It seems like Starbucks Cup Outrage Season starts earlier every year
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
McDonald's robber accidentally shoots himself. "...ran out and was later found lying down screaming for help. He was found wearing only his boxers and was near several articles of clothing, a wig and money, according to authorities"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's like a helicopter crash on your wedding day
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
How can you avoid disinformation prior to the election? Stay the hell off every form of social media. Thirty six hours of Fark for everybody
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Study finds that our superheroes are bad, violent vigilantes and not proper role models. In fact the supervillains are less violent and murdery
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
You've seen dumb billboards. Here's the dumbest
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Now if it had been off an Australian beach, there might have been worries
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(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steering
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"South Park Susan" harasses two women in parking lot, promptly loses job, apartment and respect. (with video)
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Let's see how the trial of El Chapo is going
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
K-9 officer killed in Michigan by fleeing suspect. Hug your dog a little closer tonight, and say a prayer for Axe
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Pouring bleach on food for the homeless
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Canadian greenhouses could be the future of legal weed. Far out, man
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mother Of The Year candidate lets her baby wander out of the house...right under the wheels of a FedEx truck. Thankfully this has a happy video ending
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You're a county prosecutor who received death threats. Do you A) Ask the cops for protection B) Buy a gun C) Hire security or D) Borrow a gun that's evidence in an open case and leave it in your car where it's promptly stolen
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Incredible story of grit, chafing and whales, as 'tubby' Ross Edgley becomes the first person to ever swim around Britain
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Cancer 'miracle cure' costs $105 million. Costs the scammer selling it, that is
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