Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.

These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
Sun September 23, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Relax, honey, the Realtor assured me that it definitely doesn't sit on top of an ancient Native American burial ground
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman who sheltered Hurricane Florence animals is charged with practicing veterinary medicine without a license
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a brothel. A robot brothel, to be precise
source: wfaa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(GQ)
 
 
 
Why your brain is wired for pessimism, and what you can do to fix it. Like you could ever pull it off
source: gq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ballerinas
source: cdn.theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DW)
 
 
 
Germany reports fewer laser attacks at the airport than in previous years. "A few years ago, the laser attack was a hip prank for some young people. The perpetrators must now be aware that they are consistently prosecuted"
source: dw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California cops seldom do anything wrong as far as you'll ever find out, so shut the hell up already
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're sailing around the world solo, and you get dis-masted and seriously injured 1900 miles SW of Perth, you're going to have a bad time
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three drunk men, three drunk men / See what they done, see what they done / They all jumped onto a motorbike / A bus came along and hit 'em just right / Have you ever seen such a sight in your life / As three drunk men
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
👉 👌
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland maybe not set to pop another one of Earth's zits that will dwarf its last zit problem in 2010. Newscasters breathe a sigh of relief at not having to learn to pronounce another Icelandic volcano name
source: icelandreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Iceland set to pop another one of Earth's zits that will dwarf its last zit problem in 2010. Earth awaits the facial of pus
source: thesun.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this penguin
source: img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Know what goes great with a frivolous lawsuit? Hooot Poockets
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
"I have a great idea: let's climb over this fence and this wall and get up close with the elephants. What could possibly go wrong?"
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
If your house has been crashed into three times by drunk drivers, it just may be a sign that you should move. Just saying
source: timesfreepress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
How's your candy knowledge? And we've got a D'awww Tab question! Chop up some carrots and potatoes, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept. 9-15 Slow Cooker Edition
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The Penguin Book of Hell makes it all sound so *CUTE*
source: smithsonianmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Finders keepers, losers wee.... no, wait... finders get put on the 10 most wanted list
source: wrcbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Redbook Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't feel bad, lady, nobody else likes you either
source: redbookmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Officer Vodak decides to go to the firing range
source: wdrb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Photoshop this masked bandit
source: images.thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
With all, ALL, other options exhausted cops tase 87-year-old woman for cutting dandelions. Tag is for Police Chief actual defending tasering an 87-year-old woman
source: techdirt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Former Eastern Montana high school athletic trainer admits: "I did masturbate some of the boys, and I'm sorry for that. But, the lawsuit said there was also oral sex and anal probing, and that isn't true." So no big deal, basically
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sunshine Coast Daily News)
 
 
 
Traffic on Australia's Bruce Highway delayed by grass fire smoke plumes. Of course Australia has a Bruce Highway
source: sunshinecoastdaily.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Our obituary line-of-the-month: "It also led to a diminished teenage social life because she usually smelled of fish." Farewell to Anne Russ Federman, last of the Sturgeon Queens
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon enters contestant for its own "Florida" tag
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
With just 11 million youths of recruiting age, compared to 17 million in 1994, Japan's military is having severe trouble filling its ranks with enlisted personnel, "unless we can replace a considerable number of people with robots"
source: japantoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 22, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Venetian tourists blinded by news they could be fined hundreds if they sit down in public places
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
This is not what I expect to see when I browse reputable news sites
source: uk.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Flowing Data)
 
 
 
The name "Heather" has fallen out of favor faster than ANY name in the HISTORY of names. It's almost like once it caught on, all the cool kids stopped using it. And then the murders began
source: flowingdata.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Your grocery store pick-up service does not mean parking your car on the building's roof. And yes, alcohol was involved
source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these blocks
source: i.imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Not news: Texas business donates two pallet loads of bananas. News: To a Texas prison. Fark: Boxes contained 540 kilos of cocaine worth $18 million
source: abc7ny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Carrying a screwdriver and wrench? That's evidence of being a drug dealer now
source: techdirt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Hmmm, let's see, we can purchase dentures for hundreds of convicts, or we can purchase a few good blenders. What's is it going to be, Texas?
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Marines: A few good men who instinctively rush into burning DC senior center to rescue trapped elderly residents
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What the inside of an F2 tornado looks like, or "Holy crap, I've never seen anything like that in my life"
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The galactic gold rush is on as mining asteroids gets a step closer after Japan successfully lands two rovers on the asteroid called Ryugu (possible nsfw content on page)
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baby turtle
source: i.imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at *you*
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Judge orders the release of 8 people convicted of meth possession, on the legal technicality that the arresting officer planted it on them, after the officer is caught on his own body cam doing that. Fark: 263 more cases are now under review
source: tallahassee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC Fox Montana)
 
 
 
I'll see your Sandusky and raise you 150
source: abcfoxmontana.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently, constantly boning people whom you aren't married to often leads to divorce. Who knew?
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Now that Florence has done her worst, we're good for the season, right? Right? (looks at Atlantic satellite map) Oh dear
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Okay. conspiracy theory nutters, wrap your tinfoil hats extra tight: Hitler's time machine, known as the Wunderwaffe was "smuggled to South America" and is still in use today. Some say CIA has it now, which would explain Obama's shenanigans (possible nsfw content on page)"
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Darwin: "Yep. Got another one"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ha ha, fark you Pepperidge Farm
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pilot program of using sound detectors to monitor noisy drivers backfires after sensors actually attract drivers eager to test it. Oh, Canada
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this serene scene
source: i.imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Swarm of 60,000 bees leaves honey 'oozing' from walls at hospital
source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Unilad)
 
 
 
Oh nothing really, just a waterfall falling up during Storm Helene
source: unilad.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A man who volunteers every day at a local pet sanctuary and takes naps with the special needs cats unintentionally raises over $10,000 in donations. Well, cats have always tried to demonstrate the value of napping on Caturday
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 30 tonnes of crisps catches fire. Crisps are what we Brits call 'chips'. But then, what we call chips are what you guys call 'fries'. And what's up with how you guys pronounce 'Aluminium'? You know there's an extra 'I' in there, right?
source: kentonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
A year ago this man made headlines for being unable to find work due to his facial tattoo. Let's see how he's doing now
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
DJ sues radio station after being fired for comments against trans people. Uses "I was hired to be controversial" as a defense
source: torontosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over. The man accused of threatening to kill President Donald Trump has been captured
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
112-year-old British woman reveals secret to long life: a nightly dram of whiskey for the last six decades
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old and busted: #MeToo. New Hotness: #WhyIDidn'tReport. Tag is for state of mankind
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This. This right here is real news
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri September 21, 2018
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
A man walking by Bangkok Palace in downtown Portland smashed out one of its windows with his fist. Not only is there video, but Subby's in it. (1 table over in the blue shirt)
source: kptv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
News: Police break into the wrong home, causing the homeowner to shoot two of them. Weird: The police are admitting their mistake and are not going to press charges
source: reason.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
In the most unsurprising news ever, guess what men are using the new measuring app in iOS 12 to measure
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Archeolgists find medieval seal on Swedish island, suggest that the only way it survived was by getting a dram did bite crazy
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alcohol responsible for about 1 in 20 deaths, 1 in 4 births
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Bored housewife' makes sex tapes of 'her' having sex with 150 gullible men (w/that's a man pic) (possible nsfw content on page)
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Life after the FLDS cult, in the town in Utah where it started
source: newstatesman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Mariachi band player finds out the hard way that his wife is also his bandmate's girlfriend - during a gig to serenade her. Fightlarity ensues
source: 921ctq.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young trumpeter
source: kievtravelblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kavanaugh may have just lost his fallback school
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
A Lawrence woman wanted to die at home. Then the explosions started
source: eagletribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
For years, hidden individuals have been behind a plot to drive down Japanese rice consumption. Their identities have finally been revealed: cow and lunchlady
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Did you indulge in binge drinking during your college years? Well, you're screwed now
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
22-year-old Florida student's cunning plans to steal an American Airlines jet not thought out all the way through
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
The raccoons have started BASE jumping in their spare time. They seem to have a better handle on it than humans
source: amp.fox29.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Head-butting a flight attendant gets Beavis thrown off the plane
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Article claims sexy Handmaid's Tale costume this Halloween is actually fine:"If you live for drama, I think this is the look for you It would make a great club outfit"
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC 22 Dayton)
 
 
 
Strip club loses liquor license after accepting food stamps for lap dances from authorities. Should they not have done that?
source: abc22now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Curioser and curioser, Curiosity is awake but unable to tell us why is a raven like a writing desk
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Photoshop this recessed reptile
source: images.mentalfloss.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Bird gets stuck inside United Airlines plane bound for NJ; flight crew catches it with a hat
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman douses herself in Coca Cola and oil every day to achieve the perfect tan. Decades later, the results are in ... and they're not good
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Navy to christen littoral combat ship USS Kansas City on Saturday. The ship is expected to win major battles once every 30 years but lose important skirmishes in its home port on a regular basis. Its main weapon is a gigantic plume of hickory smoke
source: stripes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The last nuclear power plant in the US may have already been built
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Google exec says we could have two separate and exclusive Internets within a decade: one dominated by China, and one dominated by cats
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Manchester Airport officials would like to apologize to the girl who wouldn't give up her insulin vial at a security checkpoint. They now acknowledge it might not actually have been her fault if the plane had crashed
source: teenvogue.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What have Harry and Meghan been up to since the wedding? Storming the castle, presumably
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
3 Wisconsin men arrested in Illinois with guns, drugs & monkey masks. To be fair, that's a normal night out in Wisconsin
source: fox6now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Duke Energy says dam breached at North Carolina plant and coal ash may be flowing into Cape Fear River. Duke sucks
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Forget about those silly Oktoberfest events: This one has booze, food trucks and chainsaws
source: patch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Woman hits security guard with fanny pack containing pigeon, police say. Fowl play is suspected
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Mexicans incensed by images of El Chapo's twin daughters' decadent Barbie-themed birthday party"
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
3D Printing Gun guy bravely faces down law enforcement and... Scratch that, he fled to Taiwan and just got arrested eating dinner
source: kxan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tornado in Virginia cracks open tree filled with 70,000 bees
source: sprucetribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
"Out of dress code. This is how the Shamokin Area School District describes tight pants on students." Complete with insightful video that makes up the word 'conture'
source: wnep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Parking too long in the fuel pump line gets a trucker shot in the Butts county
source: fox5atlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Security camera captures repairman going through hamper in little girls' room, pulling out underwear and sniffing them
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Woo-hoo, Red Sox lost the **zzzzzzzzzAp** thud
source: unionleader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Bent Botanist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this twisted tree
source: i.postimg.cc   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ecstasy makes octopuses friendlier, finds study that really didn't need to happen
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Yandy has removed the "sexy Handmaid's Tale costume" from sale following backlash
source: dailydot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Judge gives no jail time to man who bragged about choking a woman unconscious and masturbating on her. No, Seriously
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italy's competition watchdog said hand luggage was "an essential element of transport" and should be included in the ticket price
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Disabled woman loses $35,000 in cold, hard cash
source: wtae.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Florida man finishes his beer before surrendering for a DWI. Politely pulls over after high speed chase, then chugs, holds out both hands from the window in an act of surrender, releasing the empty cans to the ground. So, littering, too, I guess
source: wmur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Current Affairs)
 
 
 
Not that this has anything to do with any news involving women asserting control of their destinies over the whims of powerful men, but here's a ranked list of 10 paintings depicting Judith beheading Holofernes
source: currentaffairs.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
100mph winds during Storm Ali's UK visit bring out all the sex toys from the wheelie bin to the party
source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Nice thing about farming is, if your machinery breaks down, you can just fix it on the spot. Not so fast there, John Deere owners
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The number of Americans with Alzheimers is expected to double in the next 40 years. That's horrible, but did you hear that the number of Americans with Alzheimers is expected to double in the next 40 years?
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Just when you thought you couldn't make a worse science museum than the Ark Encounter, someone in Alabama says "Hold my beer"
source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Man who led officers on high speed chase surrenders due to: (a) running out of gas (b) guilt (c) mosquitoes
source: cbs58.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Life insurance company ditches traditional policies and health incentives, now requires fitness tracking for its new "Vitality" policies. No, this isn't an episode of Black Mirror
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 20, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Retired county worker sees dead people. Spoiler alert: he was Florida Man all along
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Puppies are cute. Puppies are friendly. Just about *everyone* LOVES puppies. That is, until they spread an antibiotic-resistant bacteria, giving diarrhea to everyone
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California implements plan to clog carpool lanes with lower-income drivers
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Outpouring of support comes for young son of a man who died cleaning Dehli sewers with his bare hands, although probably from a good distance
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Base jumper's jump ends poorly. Luckily for him, he's still alive and talking to himself about how he voluntarily chose to be grievously injured. Nobody forced him
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin police seek white male, driving a silver and black Suzuki motorcycle, wearing earbuds, missing numerous fingers on left hand, drinking a frappucino and sporting a "whadufuk, bro?" look on his face. With photo
source: fox6now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Which one of you farkers modified the Bacon Drive sign in Peoria, IL?
source: pjstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The West Australian)
 
 
 
Yeah, that's what happens when the sprayers are open too far in one spot
source: thewest.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Your silly app is not going to scare me into using more sunscreen. My skin is natOH MY GOD
source: vitals.lifehacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
The first rule of pre-school fight club is you don't talk about pre-school fight club
source: newschannel9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Parts Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this round thing
source: lisacach.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Self-serve beer machine in Japanese all-you-can-drink restaurant. In related news: It looks like we found a good location for the next Fark party in Japan
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Leaping lizards, there's an alligator on the loooooooooose in South Jersey, all three feet of him. Locals told to hide their chihuahuas
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Article on dangers at Florida beaches asks, "Do you know what hazards are lurking in the water?" Number one: Lightning. Number two: the Sun
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
French police fail to surrender, bust fake souvenir ring and seize 20 tons of little Eiffel Towers
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Lioness gives a wake-up call to ridiculous druggie who breaks into zoo enclosure
source: wisn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Now we have no chance of world peas
source: standard.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ohio deli worker will not be prosciutted for eating $9200 worth of ham
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
More than 132,000 pounds of ground beef, or enough to feed the Bethel College cheerleading squad for two weeks, has been recalled due to possible E. coli contaimination
source: fox4kc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
California doctors must now disclose to patients when they're on probation for sexual misconduct. In other news, California doctors on probation for sexual misconduct are allowed to treat patients
source: kcra.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I suppose "sexy Handmaid's Tale costume" was inevitable
source: yandy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Guy pretends to be a billionaire, throws insane parties for celebrities and then disappears completely. Ta Da
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Anti-Gay Lawyer Who Tried to Marry His "Porn-Filled" Laptop Sues Lafayette Parish Library, Claiming Drag Queen Reading Endorses Religion". A thousand monkeys with typewriters couldn't have put it better
source: bayoubrief.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Loaded guns make lousy batons, maestro
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Interior Decorator)
 
 
 
Photoshop this...chair?
source: darnoffice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced these octopuses' regular water with ecstasy. Let's see what happens... FOR SCIENCE
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Confederate group, banned from country club, promises to rise again although perhaps with lawyers this time
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Are you middle class? Click on the link, pew, pew, pew and find out
source: pewresearch.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Rejected law school applicant sues 24 schools for violations of Magna Carta, Black's Law Dictionary
source: loweringthebar.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surgeon claims that although he accidentally removed a woman's kidney instead of an adrenal gland, he was not negligent. Wait, what?
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
So what has Florida man been up to this week? Does eating alligator contribute to the general lunacy? Find out in the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept. 2-8 No, We're Not Doing Mushrooms Edition
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Another ruptured gas line in Massachusetts leads to yet another evacuation. Marlborough Man inconsolable
source: whdh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
For those Ohio residents worried about federal fugitive Shawn Christy, fear not. Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the case
source: fox8.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The teacher's version of the dog ate my homework: "The fire at the school destroyed evidence that would clear me of sexual abuse allegations"
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Now that Hurricane Florence has devastated the Carolina coast, scientists once again ponder the same question after EVERY hurricane that devastates the coast: "Do we rebuild"?
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Someone in New Orleans is slashing the tops of convertibles and pouring liquid deer urine inside the cars. If they would only throw in some beads too they'd have a rolling Bourbon Street
source: wgno.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman accused of using glitter and crayons to mail drugs to boyfriend in jail looks like you'd expect
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why pilots never have the fish
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
Today's "shooting with multiple injuries" brought to you by (throws dart at map), Aberdeen Maryland. UPDATE: 3 dead, multiple wounded. Suspect in custody
source: ydr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This man shares his home with 400 reptiles. He certainly does not suffer from a reptile dysfunction
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track"
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
FOTY nominee who stuffed his kid into an arcade game to hand out prizes has been properly identified so he can receive what's coming to him.Yes, there is video
source: patch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fark announces plans to relocate its head office to Toronto
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this careful climber
source: image.al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're on an airplane and you and around 30 other passengers start bleeding from your nose and ears because the crew forgot to hit the "bleed switch"? In other news, planes apparently have a "bleed switch"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Cops admit trying to dispose of a 4,000-pound dead whale in a parking lot dumpster was a mistake. "We said, 'baby whale,' so everyone thought it was a small whale" chief says
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Some Australians deserve to be killed by their wildlife, but not the guy they're targeting here
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Colombia is still #1 in cocaine production as it breaks new records. SNIFF
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Hurricane shelters are stressful places, reports the Romero Institute for Climatology
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite huntress is at it again (warning: graphic images)
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Quoth the raven, Never have I had a more beguiling profile
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Sunspot observatory was shut down due to child pornography. Well, that explains the blackhawk helicopter
source: abqjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Elaborate scam in which stolen credit cards were used to purchase goods for resale, leads police to woman in possession of $17,859.20 in stolen cookies and chocolates. Surely she is some kind of a monster
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
That horror movie trope about 'no cell service'? Shark attack victims on Cape Cod are finding out it's true
source: fox61.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Police estimate that the tractor trailer was going at mach 1 at the time of the accident
source: ottawacitizen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forensic official who was fired after authorities discovered a refrigerated truck with multiple corpses inside now admits there's a second trailer containing 144 bodies, which is literally gross
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 698: "A Shore Thing 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
source: farktography.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed September 19, 2018
(Inc)
 
 
 
What is it about flying that brings out the worst in people?
source: inc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Court upholds ruling that Duchess of Cambridge's boobs are worth €75,000 each
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bad: getting your cell phone stolen. Worse: getting stabbed. Fark: having your car blown up. Ultra-fark: all by the same suspect, who remains at large
source: fox6now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
You've heard of U.S. Navy's SEALs, right? Well, now get ready for U.S. Navy's Leap Frogs. And no, that's not another acronym
source: wwlp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Look what the cat dragged in
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alan Abel, famous hoaxer who had his obituary printed by the NYT 40 years ago, finally dies. Or did he?
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas' twisted excuse for removing Helen Keller from the social studies curriculum? "Helen Keller does not best represent the concept of citizenship. Military and first responders are best represented." WHAT?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Report shows aging brains can continue to grow new cells, finally putting to rest the Cliff Clavin "I drink to kill off the slow ones" hypothesis
source: abc7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Today, in poorly written local news: "At one point, Lewis is seen shoving the heavy Apple display down an escalator, while people were riding on it"
source: kiro7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ferris wheels are not usually associated with "hair-raising" adventures. Usually (warning: graphic images)
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Determined leaf blower doesn't quit his day job despite 90mph winds from Storm Ali that's ravishing the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Dude, if you're going to jump off an overpass to avoid a drunken driving test at least be drunk. Geeeeesh
source: shanghai.ist   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Here is the latest entry from Minnesota's quest for its own Fark tag
source: bringmethenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The World Nomad Games include events like goat polo, horse wrestling & eagle hunting. Sounds much more exciting than the Summer Olympics
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
For a mere $85,000 you can live in an 8x20 shipping container with no kitchen
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Today, in conversations that could have happened: Florida woman- "I want you to kill my husband." Hit man- "What are you paying?" Florida woman- "I have a cute earring." Hit man- "I don't care how well you hear"
source: actionnewsjax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Kilauea volcanic emissions drop to lowest levels in 11 years. In future news, volcano spotted with prescription for testosterone
source: hawaiinewsnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Photoshop this morning ritual
source: rd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bear statue removed from Llanwrtyd Wells, Powys, because it caused traffic accident may be re-erected, with vowels added for safety
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good luck, it's behind 7 Boxxies
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obvious
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando considering 'dockless' bike-sharing ordinance. It's true, those bikes would have no docks
source: mynews13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I wish I had read the FarQ, because then that would make it clear that you don't call out users in headlines. Now someone DO THEIR JOB and start the next LP thread
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Solar observatory is still closed, and the FBI is still mum, and the local sheriff is mad about not getting to shoot some aliens
source: kvia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Burglar steals engagement and wedding rings from Kmart. In other news, Kmarts still exist. In further news, Kmart sells expensive engagement and wedding rings
source: fox6now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good: you receive a new heart. Bad: it gives you cancer. Worse: same donor's lungs, liver, and kidneys give others cancer, too
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
How bad does a health inspection have to fail to close down a Dollar General?
source: wjactv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan Health Department: If you see a foamy river, don't eat the foam. Apparently it has lead in it or something
source: fox2detroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What kind of parent are you? Helicopter? Free-range? Lawnmower? Tiger? Okay, now they're just making stuff up
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner gets lobsters stoned before cooking because she thinks it would be more humane. No word on what she is smoking, but subby will take one guess
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this live mascot emerging from the mist
source: gannett-cdn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Dazed and confused. Fear the beard. Why so serious? Purple pain
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
"The removal process took a bad turn when the operator of the front end loader lowered the whale to drop it into the dumpster and it slid off the side and landed in the parking lot because it was too large"
source: unionleader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spelling is hard. And noticble on the side of an airplan
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ronald MacDonald and five others arrested after brawl at city park leaves one hospitalized, surprisingly not from eating his food
source: wmur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Pioneer of 3D printed guns soon to be maker of 2D printed license plates
source: ksat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gator eats miniature horse. Grandma kills gator with one shot. That's the Texas way
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(JSOnline)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter in Wisconsin, reportedly upset at NFL overtime rule change. UPDATE UPDATE: shooter is dead, 4 people transported to hospital
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
North and South Korean leaders meet and...is he drinking a Zima?
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The spiders will have their party and will soon die"
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA to begin targeting vaping teens with bathroom ads in schools, including weird unexplained facial scarring for some reason
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
What do you do if you believe that people are having sex in luxury cars? Remember to form your answer in the manner of an insane person
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two mental health patients chained in back of sheriff's van drown as it's driven into floodwaters. Hopefully, the surviving cops will find someone to help them with their ensuing mental health issues
source: abc7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Naked Florida Man disturbs neighbors with his nude gardening, particularly the way he winds up his hose
source: wpbf.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
China looking to greatly increase number of beach volleyball teams
source: amp.businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Best Korea vows to dismantle Dongchang, which turns out to be nothing like what it sounds like
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Girl in good condition after being freed from washing machine. She is reported to be dizzy and missing one sock
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Captain Cook's legendary ship HMS Endeavour has been 'discovered' off US coast...sorta
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Step one: Take ketamine. Step two: Open 2nd story window while naked. Step 3: Put on a masturbation show for the police. Bonus: There's video, mom's gonna be so proud of her college student (NSFW)
source: en.mdiscuss.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop some incomplete cubes
source: 3.bp.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News reporter makes, not just reports good news just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
You killed six people through gross negligence. That'll be $14,500 per victim, please
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
If you build it, they will come. And this dumbass will do donuts all over it
source: wqad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
And this yarr it be on the day when ye atone fer all yer scurvy ways and apologize to all the dirty dogs ye made walk the plank. That's right, Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on Yum, Kippers
source: mypalmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
China: "That's a nice economy you have there, America. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it"
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hurricane Florence floodwaters. M-m-m, tastes like chicken
source: earther.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Uber introduces 'Drive Yourself' option
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Don't fark with elderly Irish gamblers, laddies
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If a man worth £34,000,000 pays his lawyers £100,000 to say he can't afford to pay his ex-wife £200,000, how long will it take the court to tire of his shenanigans and simply award her half of everything?
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK man collapses, rushed to hospital after almost putting the "ghost" into ghost pepper (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Subby can only speak for himself, but when it comes to having hair in my food or not having hair in my food, it really doesn't come down to 'a matter of personal taste'
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 18, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Female fast-food workers walk off the job in protest of sexual McHarassment
source: fox4kc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Saudi-UAE alliance launches fresh advance on Yemen's Hodediah. Man. I thought that was the kind of thing that could get your hand cut off over there
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
♪♬ Should I stay or should I go now? Should I stay or should I go now? If I go, there will be trouble. And if I stay it will be double. As the rivers overflow, should I stay or should I go ♫♪
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Man tries to donate a gently used Craigslist meth lab to a local elementary school and he did bring enough for everyone to share
source: 1059thebrew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DPoisn)
 
 
 
Photoshop this upside down house
source: dpoisn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Now we know why we need a Space Force
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Seems to really be trying to not say the two Mustangs were racing
source: lehighvalleylive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Clark Griswold now drives long-haul trucks
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dyck bridge goes limp just days after being erected
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Farmer population chomps huge squirrel nuts-- er, wait that's not right
source: seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Florence was a once in 1,000-year rain event. And since we had two others like it since 2017, that means we won't have to worry about another storm like this for 3,000 years
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man enjoys playing pool in local bars. Florida man really likes when he wins. When Florida man loses he sucker punches the winner. Sometimes this doesn't kill them. Sometimes it does
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Judge: "So, it wasn't a high-speed chase?" DA: "It depends on how fast he can ride a bicycle." Dumbass tag is for the neck ink alone
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
The church event where two women arrested for selling marijuana edibles was surprisingly not called "Joints for Jesus" or "Bowls for Baptists"
source: wjactv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this anchor windlass
source: upload.wikimedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sesame Workshop: 'No, Bert & Ernie are not gay.' Probably
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
*Nintendo Life's social media manager reads about Stormy Daniels* "Oh no, what have I done"
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Firenado: Kinda rare and scary. Fark: Firenado says "FU Firefighters" and "It threw burning logs across our guard for 45 minutes and pulled our hose 100 plus ft. in the air before melting it" (with video)
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Does this smell like Chloroform?
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Largest jellyfish in the world washes up on a New Zealand beach, onlookers break into spontaneous chanting
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad: Failing to steal an ATM when raiding a shop. Worse: Getting the stolen car stuck in the shop front on the second attempt. Oh hell no: Escaping with a £2 bottle of Lambrini
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"New use-of-force simulator helps S.F. police train for violence." Uh, are we not doing phrasing anymore?
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
I love lamp
source: birminghammail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Wayne County to consider the Chris Rock plan for gun safety
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In an amazing coincidence, Nintendo Switch Online will let you play old NES games for next to free starting today at 11pm et. Nice few months of planning there, Nintendo. 🍄
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you shoved your toddler inside a BarBerCut Lite prize machine and had her steal Nintendo consoles from it, the New Hampshire police would like a word with you
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man crushed to death by machine at DieTech. Sounds like the tech's working
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Want to conceal evidence of your police department's criminal acts? There's an app for that
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
It is a feral, promiscuous invader, a dark miscreation by nefarious scientists that has run amok. It is also a pear tree. Mmm, pears
source: pilotonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Six ways to make your small apartment feel larger. Not sure why something as basic as "tape on another refrigerator box" wasn't number one, but whatever
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man suspected in bat attacks on homeless is not the suspect the police need, but the suspect police want
source: abc7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gold-Paint-Huffing-Man has a brother from another mother
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Mother and daughter in Palo Alto pushed to the ground and robbed. Police are on the lookout for...Vash the Stampede. No word on a $66,000,000 reward
source: kron4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sesame Street writer ends speculation about whether Bert and Ernie are gay
source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man caught shaving on a train says his life is all screwed up
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Dandy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Owl and the Prissycat
source: dandyandthecity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Grocery store customer seen pulling down his pants and rubbing produce -- fruit, apparently -- on his buttocks, then putting it back on the shelves. Finally, the source of the E. coli outbreak
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
Weeners
 
🍄
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Corpse that sparked a rescue operation turned out to be a sex doll (possibly not safe for work)
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Public speaking isn't something anyone uses any longer, so why are schools still teaching it? Oh man I'm so nervous right now...I forgot what I was going to say
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The Electric Pussycat sounds like a strip bar but in truth it's a power outage
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
32 dead so far from Florence. Trump says, no way, it was only like five a few days ago. The Democrats are trying to make him look bad
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Congratulations Canada, you're about to have your very own Dead Sea
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
"Hawaii has a shortage of doctors." Wait... What? Hawaii? Why on earth... Oh, greed
source: hawaiinewsnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fresh from the stunning success of the Hindenburg, Germany introduces: the hydrogen train
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts: A Russian spy aircraft has gone down as Syrian air defenses responded to an Israeli missile barrage, and the French are being blamed
source: thedrive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Okay, let's go over again what the term "car pool" means
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Second grader brings loaded gun to school for impromptu "show and tell." What could go wrong?
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon September 17, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man auditions for role of Mr. Wilson in gritty Dennis the Menace reboot
source: wreg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The Episcopal Church has never been so inclusive, so nonjudgmental, or flung its doors more open. So why is everybody leaving?
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
He died doing what he loved. Getting eaten by bears
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Flitterer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Peacock Butterfly
source: butterfly-conservation.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you a sampling of songs that were added to my iTunes library in the month of September
source: tunein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California has had a de facto open market for pot for twenty years, but delivery... yeah, that'll be the trigger for the long-awaited "spike in crime" from 'the menace of marijuana'
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
By 2025 machines will do more work than humans
source: qz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested at Delhi airport for attempting to smuggle over 1 kg of gold bars in his rectum. Damn near killed him?
source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After the Serena cartoon, Australians ask "are we racist" and conclude "yeah, a little"
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fireman
source: cdn.theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man who was run over by a garbage truck while sunbathing in a park humblebrags that his six-pack abs saved his life
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Scientists may have discovered why your phone battery holds a charge for three days when it's new, yet only three hours after you've owned it a while
source: popularmechanics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Town residents have no reason to be alarmed, the cause of an eerie lullaby on loudspeaker going off at midnight was only due to spiders
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby born with four legs and two penises draws a crowd, two names in the snow
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Baby walkers still sending thousands of kids to ER despite warnings from Jon Snow
source: aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Fifteen-year-old boy cited for driving drunk. While an infant was in the vehicle. While the infant's intoxicated mother was in the vehicle. While another drunk underage passenger was in the vehicle. Okay, I'm done now
source: fox6now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk sued for libel by British Thai cave rescuer. Dude, that's harsh
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
If you happen to see a monkey hanging out around New Iberia, LA, please inform the local research lab and go watch the movie "Outbreak"
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Should we not have performed fake sex changes as a way to punish preschoolers? Was that wrong?
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet Tony Alsup, a TN trucker who's spending his own money to drive a bus across SC and save as many dogs and cats from flooded shelters as he can. "Animals...always have to take the back seat of the bus. But I'll give them their own bus"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
2018 Father of the Year has been announced
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man shoots himself in leg in Chuck E. Cheese, proving again that the only things more terrifying than a giant animatronic mascot band are the people that watch it
source: kiro7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dave publicly shamed for failing to pay his bills. Don't be like Dave
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"Hurricane update: We have an alligator crossing the road"
source: myfox8.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There's an oral sex loophole in Florida's bestiality law. It took Florida Man to figure that out
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hovercraft. (Difficulty: No eels)
source: cdn.theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Freddie Oversteegen, a Dutch resistance fighter who killed Nazis through seduction during World War II, dies at 92
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Audit: Massachusetts issued 1900 driver's licenses to dead people, which explains Massachusetts drivers
source: whdh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Did you have a delay or cancellation flying through Phoenix on Sunday? You can thank the guy who left his rental car idling to help his girlfriend check in to her flight
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After the hurricane, a large island of people, without power, are cut off from the rest of the world. This time, however, the island is Wilmington, North Carolina
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Man gets out of car, pulls gun, shoots another man in front of police, lives to tell about it
source: chicago.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
We've reached peak connectivity with everyone, but what if we just want to be alone?
source: medium.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Teen finds purse with $10,000 in it, turns it in to police. Police return the $1000 to its grateful owner
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Man who rode out Hurricane Florence in a boat says he "napped a lot"
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Vegans aren't just telling you about their veganism at the urinals anymore
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Good: FEMA Administrator Brock Long starts talking about the number of deaths in Puerto Rico from Hurricane Maria. Bad: He doesn't know when to stop talking
source: shareblue.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man thinks he saw a ghost on his child's baby monitor; that's the only explanation for this "glowing, hovering orb"
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kentucky woman defecates and throws her feces at cop to try and avoid arrest
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Parents are hiring creepy uncles, but not for the reasons you may think
source: allkpop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

Link archives »






On Twitter




In Other Media
X
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.