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Sun September 09, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dam, this is impressive, eh?
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
The Dallas police officer who walked into the wrong apartment shooting and killing the resident has been charged with manslaughter
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Obama: That one time I got kicked out of Disneyland
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
The California Senate passes a bill to allow specific cities to pilot a program allowing a 4AM last call, starting in 2021. California's Farkers expected to start showing up to work at 2PM in 2021
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You think you're having a bad day and that your life sucks? Here are the 20 biggest falls from grace in history
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The mayor of Kenner, Louisiana, issues order banning any city funds from being spent on Nike products. Careful, Mr. Mayor, your hood is showing
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Two massive sinkholes threatening to swallow much of Texas. Local sheriff said in 2016, "Yeah, we're concerned, but the real catastrophe would be if Hillary Clinton is elected president. "
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Mysterious alien 'triangle UFO' spotted hovering around above Texas. Never mind, just top-secret US technology doing military experiments (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♪ What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, while English in Florida? ♪
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fast-food-icon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain launches Transparent²
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
When running away from police during a traffic stop, do not take your handgun from your waistband, and do not shoot yourself
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If a typhoon is trying to rip apart your building, let it go man, it's gone
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
And now for your "I thought I had my tiny violin right here in my pocket" moment: California bail bond business faces death sentence
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Westchester school in lockdown after... coyote sighting? In my day, we used to play tug-of-war with coyotes and no one batted an eye. Took a toll on our feet and hands, but our eyes were OK
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mother Nature: "Nice coastal areas you have there, Carolinas." (cracks knuckles) "Be a real shame if something were to happen to them"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Look, we know you're deaf, disabled, have cognitive disabilities, live in a group home and you've been in the U.S. for 34 years, but rules are rules and you have to go now. Buh bye
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these runaways
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clueless cop who shot and killed a man in his own apartment facing manslaughter charges ... wait a moment ... (touches earpiece) ... this just in, in an amazingly unexpected turn of events, officials are now postponing any charges
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Flat earthers accept human caused climate change. "It would be nothing short of irresponsible to question something with so much overwhelming evidence behind it"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Someone pouring cleaner down the drain. Rain. Village overrun with suds. Confused? You won't be after this episode of soap
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
I saw a sign.....but it wasn't Ace of Base. It was Indian Hills, where a community center signmaker draws attention with his puns
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(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
A most Canadian encounter between a robber and a clerk in the Hudson's Bay store
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Sat September 08, 2018
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
8-year-old's bicycle is stolen, police buy him a new one. No word about submitter's stolen Ferrari
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Think your cellphone bill is high these days? Think again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these water spots
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone; we've driven the Blue Macaw Parrot extinct in the wild
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man pleads no contest to charges after chasing his neighbor with a tractor while yelling "Run Fat Ass." With bonus video and crazy old coot mugshot
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Man arrested for worst mullet ever. Also, attempting to hire a hitman, who turned out to be an FBI agent, but I'm pretty sure it's the hair
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(Some Jackass)
 
 
 
Dumbass be dumbassing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these summer soakers
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Thatsapenis.gif (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Motorists throwing eggs at crossing guards? Nineteen year old student punching instructor in the head? Child kicking pregnant teacher's aide in the stomach? Yep, that sounds like a typical school year
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You know that scene in While you were Sleeping when Sandra Bullock jumps onto the train tracks and pulls the guy under the platform to save him from a train? It's like that only Baker Street, London, and a mother with her baby. Tag goes to the dad
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman has responded well to therapy and seems remorseful about... who are we kidding, he threatened to throw Beyonce to the alligators
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK prisons have no idea how to stop drones from dumping drugs and other contraband into their facilities (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Bad: Flicking a cigarette out of your car window. Worse: In British Columbia right after the province had one of their worst wildfire seasons on record. Doing it all right in front of the chief of police? We have a tag for that
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(Greatist)
 
 
 
Ever wondered exactly how much you should be tipping your bartenders and baristas? Well here's a handy link and wait...we're supposed to tip baristas, too? Dammitalltohell maybe Mr. Pink was right all along
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
No good deed goes unpunished
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Here's a better idea: can we all just boycott the boycotters?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British ultra runner completes 112-mile race in 43-1/2 hours, while breastfeeding her infant son during breaks. You just pulled a muscle in your back reaching down from the couch to pick up the dropped TV remote (possibly NSFW)
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(Some Waiting Man)
 
 
 
Photoshop this countdown to launch
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Nobody considered what might happen if the old bridge fell on the new bridge - until opening night
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Come hear the story of the Fast and Fur-ious Feral Cat Colony on Caturday
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Forget the Alamo
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Bears accused of killing 70+ sheep on Hokkaido farm since June, with circumstantial evidence being multiple carcasses of sheep with crushed necks and slashed throats. Bears' response: FAKE EWES
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The problem of "how not to strangle animals" has been solved. Bonus: By a brewery
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
This will make you think twice about turning your property into an AirBNB
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
KIX officials admit Kansai airport was horribly unprepared for major typhoon, say electrical equipment stored in the basement was damaged by seawater, as was the airport's disaster response center, which was also situated in the basement
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(HelloGiggles)
 
 
 
Attention couch potatoes: This is what you've been training for
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. sends reinforcements to southern Syria after Russian threats to attack areas of Syria controlled by the U.S. and its allies. World War Three scenarios took so much longer to develop back in the 80s
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Trailer Park with atomic bombs" plans to go shootin' out in the woods with the neighbors
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No pot use 8 hours before active duty or 12 hours before handling a moose
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Impatient driver gets fed up waiting for the traffic light to turn green, jumps out of his car and takes it down
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Fri September 07, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Tornado siren malfunctions due to humidity and moisture. Good thing those conditions don't happen much with tornadoes
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
In my next murder mystery novel, the killer of the chef will actually be his murder mystery novelist wife. Wait, is that too on the nose?
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
New ancient primate species discovered in San Diego, complete with ancient surfboard
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Parking in rear
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this book reader
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman charged with lane violation, 7-10 split after crashing into bowling alley
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
200 of Jordan Peterson's relatives seized in Florida man's trunk
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
Man finds random clown costume in vacant house, puts it on, proceeds to kick in the door of a law office while yelling obscenities until the cops show up and arrest him
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(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
What? I just noticed my neighbor's car was un-loxed
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Florence (once a hurricane) is now looking more likely to slam into the East Coast as a major hurricane. East Coast Farkers take care and make your evac plans now
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The next foods that can kill you *spins wheel* COME ON KALE, COME ON. *wheel stops* Pickles and yogurt
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chalk house
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Have you flown Southwest in the last few days? You might have been exposed to measles. Hey don't forget to hug an anti vaxxer next time you see one
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
It's always rude to wake someone when they are sleeping, especially when they drift into your lane
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
GoFundMe will make good on the $400K that was supposed to go to the homeless veteran
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(AP News)
 
 
 
You know there's always that one thing you forget when evacuating during a wildfire
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks, "why the long face"?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Indonesia province bans men and women from eating together to make women more 'well-behaved.' Oh sure
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Denver International Airport would like to announce that they are not hosting secret meetings of Freemasons, aliens, or lizard people *wink*
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Police execute search warrant on the home of those two asshats who raised $400,000 for a homeless veteran and then allegedly spent almost all of it on themselves
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I was into Colin Kaepernick's protest back before he went mainstream. Now that he's getting paid by Nike, I'm worried that his message isn't clear enough anymore. Oh, well. I'm into more niche protesters now, you probably haven't heard of them"
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Dallas police officer shoots and kills a man she discovered in her apartment upon returning home from work. Difficulty: It wasn't actually *her* apartment she walked into
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
High school's freshman class has five sets of twin boys. Subby hopes they all make the basketball team and start switching jerseys just to mess with people
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(Irish Central)
 
 
 
One of the world's biggest gatherings of gingers is happening this weekend in Hamburg, Germany. Long live the gene mutants
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How to make money in pharmaceuticals: produce a highly addictive pain killer. How to make more money: also produce a drug to break the addiction
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shop owner accused of an 'aberration' after amateur restoration of three 15th century religious sculptures includes eyeliner and pink lipstick for Virgin Mary and baby Jesus looking like a Lego. Cecilia Giménez unavailable for comment
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Rat infestation closes school for a week. Poison put out to kill rats. Rats go away. School reopens. Rats that ate poison start to die in walls and ceiling. Smell of rotting rats fills school. School now closed for at least two months
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(NPR)
 
 
 
*the modmins are gonna greenlight this* *the modmins are gonna greenlight this* *the modmins are gonna greenlight this* *the modmins are gonna greenlight this* *the modmins are gonna greenlight this* *the modmins are gonna greenlight this*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
List of the world's most popular tourist destinations by country probably won't surprise you, but based on growth, their future rivals might. Egypt is booming, Togo has the second highest growth and Niue is a country you're now checking on Wikipedia
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio teacher suspended for giving test with questions about incest
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
*flick* *ssssssss* *BOOM*
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
18 years late and in a city with absolutely no relevance to the 9/11 disaster, Springfield will erect a 9/11 memorial
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fine specimen
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Murder suspect licked blood from own hand day before couple was slain. Should this go in the Food tab?
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Family that survives the Las Vegas shooting gets a comfort dog to help them heal. So of course their neighbor shoots the dog. Ain't that America?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Russia threatens to attack key U.S. outpost in Syria. In other news, the U.S. has a key outpost in Syria?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
I'd buy that for a dollar
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hajj must mean "flu" in Arabic
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(The Register)
 
 
 
FBI identifies the North Koreans who hacked Sony Pictures. Hackers are considering turning themselves in for the sweet 'three square meals a day' offer
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Macgyver - Florida Edition: Cleverly converting your road rage charges into first degree murder charges
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man accused of killing eight people by driving a truck into NYC bike path asks judge not to seek death penalty because. A) It's against his religion. B) It's painful. C) Trump's tweets
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Atlanta Mayor orders the police to cease cooperating with ICE and to release all detainees who were jailed based on nationality
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(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Naked man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
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Thu September 06, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
OW, that's my wrong ball (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pizza is hot, gooey, delicious - and dangerous. In 2017, an estimated 2,300 people had to go to the emergency room for pizza-related injuries
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(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Local man believes in something, loses everything
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(Motoring Research)
 
 
 
The world's fastest SUV will be capable of going 200 mph, because what soccer mom doesn't need to drop the kids off at practice, hit the wine store and be back home in time for 'Ellen' in less than 10 minutes?
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(Some Fingerprint Duster)
 
 
 
Photoshop these emoting digits
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Twitter finally gets around to banning Alex Jones. Gay frogs inconsolable
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man fined $124 for kicking seagull that ate cheeseburger at NH beach
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Police: Your software is great but it still shows innocent people. Is there any way to filter out all white people? IBM: You bet
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Airlines horror stories cannot get any worse. American Airlines: Hold my beer. Attention passengers: On this flight from Phoenix to Hawaii we're gonna need everyone to pee in bags
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this heavy duty fiddle
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
School resource officer uses taser to wake sleeping student
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(CNN)
 
 
 
East bound and dead. Godspeed, Mr. Reynolds
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY AG: Subpoena me everyone. NY Roman Catholic Dioceses: What do you mean "everyone"? NY AG: EVVVERRYONE
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Man fakes kidnapping to scam £80 from his girlfriend to get drunk, gets put in jail and misses the birth of his first child. But it's okay because she forgives him
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Lost city of Atlantis found again, not under water this time but in the Sahara Desert hiding in plain sight all along (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you inform the Disney greeter "Al Qaeda sent me to blow the place up" you need something better than a head injury defense
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Shellfish worker whips out giant lobster for lunch, crabby son and social media ridicule him for not sharing
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(dealnews)
 
 
 
Caption this deep thinker
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
11' 8" strikes again
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Since 2011, the Swedish Institute has handed over the keys to the country's official Twitter account to a new Swede every week. It gave us Jack "the masturbating Swede," trolled Trump and made anti-Semitic tweets. And now the experiment is over
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dominos offers free pizza for people willing to tattoo their brand on themselves...then cancels the offer
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Vandals desecrate medieval abbey by smearing ketchup over the tomb of Sir Thomas Cheyne and drawing a giant willy on the carpet. Article includes picture of what a tomato ketchup willy might look like
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Active shooter detained in downtown Cincinnati. Be safe, Cincy Farkers
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Maybe the trade war with Canada is not all bad
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(Hebrides News)
 
 
 
Thief steals rare bees in the Hebrides while owner is off the island. Police will likely set up a sting operation
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline Of The Day: Woman allegedly rips out victim's colostomy bag, hits him with iron over exorcism money
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
No longer matters who you bat for as India legalises gay sex
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(Squarespace)
 
 
 
Photoshop this elevated entertainer
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Chicken finger soda dipper woman gives interview, kittens on alert
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Artificial intelligence is a bigger threat than terrorism and climate change. Just look what it did to Spielberg's career
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Rude looking radish" makes headlines in the UK. Wife not impressed when her husband pulled this out
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
If your tongue suddenly turns black and hairy, you may want to see a doctor. With photo of what a black, hairy tongue might look like
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ it's a lion, get out of the car
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man gets hired on Thursday, gets fired on Sunday, tries to kill ex-boss two hours later. This will not look good on his résumé
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(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
You get a line, I'll get a pole and we'll get arrested at the crawdad hole
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(News Deeply)
 
 
 
New hot spot for weddings may offer metaphor for life: behind lush gardens and striking contemporary architecture is a big ol' pile of crap
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(South Coast Today)
 
 
 
National Sheriffs' Association wants to help crowdfund the Great Wall of Cheetolini. Bonus: subby's sheriff is leading the charge
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Considering it was EasyJet I fully understand the need for alcohol and cocaine, but that's no excuse for giving a Nazi salute and attacking a pilot
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Student stabbed with hair pick. Cops comb the area
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 696: "Roy G Biv 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 05, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
You gotta love moms. Even if your 16-year-old led police on two high-speed chases, was involved in stealing eight cars, and hurled bricks and tiles at officers from a roof when he refused to get down, you'll still swear he's a 'good kid'
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A house divided cannot stand, especially with a crane stuck in it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chicago on edge as Officer who killed Laquan McDonald faces trial. Officer claims McDonald ran into his bullets 16 times, hopes to give the court the old razzle dazzle
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The U.K. is left shell shocked after France wins the War of the Scallops
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ceiling crackhead is watching you squeeze your burrito
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Get pricked
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You just might be a racist if you taser your police force's own race relations adviser (who happens to be black) because he looks like a suspect to a crime (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Cinematography)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peaceful porch
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Pneumatic umbrella gun. New hotness: Weaponized perfume bottle
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Could it be that whales wearing 2.5 meter slippers are sleepwalking on the Pacific Ocean floor four kilometres down or just another group of aliens with giant clown shoes on screwing with us? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Aunt Flo on a rampage towards Bermuda, and it may be bloody awful
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Security camera captures bear getting zapped by electric doormat
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: Restaurant owner (and retired doctor) sees two women dragging an unconscious woman through his restaurant. He approaches them trying to help, they take a swing at him, police are called. Who gets arrested? Hint: he's not white
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
A new study of hunter-gatherers cultures suggests team sports may have evolved because it improved the skills used in warfare. While you were reading this your cat stalked and killed a pair of your socks. No comment on the toilet paper
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(BNO News)
 
 
 
Japan's year of disasters incredibly not caused by giant lizards continues
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tennessee family sues hospital after surgeon loses needle. It was later found hidden behind a Junior Mint
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(Some Geek)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tape master
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Woodward accused of killing Bernstein
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Whatever we do when we open this mystery bottle filled with a strange liquid found in Russia that dates back to Jesus's time is to be cafeful not to unleash a zombie Phanagorian horseman warrior (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
Boobies
 
Apparently, band practice was too bouncy
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Police searching for man connected to string of rooftop burglaries. What he wants with a bunch of rooftops is still unknown
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Because it's 2018, of course Vanilla Ice was on that quarantined plane with hundreds of sick people at JFK
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
SF Courts: Homeless people can legally sleep in the streets. SF Residents: Yeah, we know
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Millennium Tower does crack, plans to enter rehab
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Start of the Zombie Apocalypse at JFK downgraded to 19 people with the flu
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Man in prison claims he can't be charged with solicitation of murder against his victim because he hadn't paid the hitman yet
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
UFOs 'spotted' flying over Donald Trump's Turnberry golf course in Scotland on August 16 apparently didn't get the memo that he wouldn't be there to get picked up to stand trial by our overlords for transgressions against humanity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We have a new entry in the monthly scaremongering article series, "Things You Touch That Are Dirtier Than Your Toilet." Bonus: This month's scare involves the TSA
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After losing video game, Russian teenager beheads himself. Well, there's the problem, he's supposed to attack the other players
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police Officer: "Skateboarding is not a crime. Now watch these sweet tricks"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You know how it is: the Metro's packed, you're running late, and wouldn't you know it, somebody just has to have a seizure and pass out while you're trying to get to work
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman who "accidentally" shot her husband in the head with a crossbow as he slept now faces murder charges after allegedly poisoning her husband by putting eyedrops into his water for several days
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japan learns of a teeny-tiny flaw in their otherwise cunning plan of placing an airport on an artificial island in an area that is in the path of the occasional massive typhoon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And now there's a 3rd anecdotal outlier fake poll showing Trump's approval rating at 36 or 37%
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Spain halts sale of missiles to Saudi Arabia over fears of civilian casualties, in further evidence that no one should ever expect the Spanish Ammunition
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
84-year-old hurricane hunter has flown his giant brass balls into the eye of 574 storms. He's not done yet
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A fifth of meat sampled in the UK in 2017 contained 'mystery meat DNA' not specified on the labelling. The road gravel and flea collars were a dead giveaway however
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
CDC isolating plane at JFK after at least 100 of 500 passengers report getting sick during flight
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man erects electrified fence to keep students at bus stop off his lawn. Now planning to build tower to yell at cloud
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(Some Graph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exponential growth
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After seven months and an elaborate capture, this dog is finally back with its owner. All this just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Monday: pot donated to thrift shop. Wednesday: necklace with 176 diamonds donated to Goodwill. Friday: ?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man accused of sexually assaulting dying beaver, which is not a euphemism
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a trillion-ton iceberg four times the size of London has broken off Antarctica's Larsen C ice shelf and is now "spinning" in the ocean. Experts say it "will not be stopped easily"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Well thank god it wasn't an altar boy
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Well, at least the meteorite fragment survived the fire
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Hound of Darwin strikes late in life
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Canadian border officers received 1,000 complaints about rudeness or racism last year or, as US Customs calls it, a quiet Wednesday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
13 is unlucky number for warrior
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
Cheeky vandals turn giant bicycle artwork celebrating the Tour of Britain into a giant bicycle penis (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tales of the city: Traffic jam nightmares
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Life before Roe: How back-alley abortions used to be
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Tue September 04, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thief steals 48 tires from dealership, police recover most of them. He probably ran out of energy, he was very... oh what's the word, fatigued, yes that's it, he was very fatigued
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hornets apparently don't like German wine festivals
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Where have you been? Living in a cave?
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Couple that raised $400K for homeless man and ordered to account for it by a judge now admit that all the money is gone
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sheep rider
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
This story has everything: a crazed French-speaking international smuggler, a public library, oodles and oodles of guns, and a hockey bag. Never forget the hockey bag
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The interior west is running out of water
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Hello, landlord? Yeah, there's blood dripping from my ceiling
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Keeping 458 pot bellied pigs isn't hoarding. It's just delicious extreme SHTF prepping
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Fishermen to claim $837K in damages over dumping of fuel in lake by U.S. F-16. Would also like some compensation from American military for creating that giant iguana who ate their ancestors
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lightning bolt
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Town uses construction equipment to haul lost sea lion back to the ocean. No word if he was able to find his bukkit
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New York's hottest club is "Oyster Bar." And this club has everything. Scientists. Microphones. Single oysters trying to get some strange
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
'El Nino' malfunctions at Washington State Fair. 'El Nino' is Spanish for 'needs new underwear'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Botswana's new president disarms its shoot-to-kill anti-poaching unit. This turns out to be great news for aficionados of traditional-medicine quackery, but not so good for elephants and rhinos
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's unluckiest man misses lottery win after being hit by car and then accidentally sets his his apartment on fire while drowning sorrows
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rogue kangaroo eludes police in Austria. Don't you mean Australia? No, Austria. Are you sure? For once, yes
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
Mattel: Perhaps the reason nobody cares about Thomas the Tank Engine anymore is that Thomas isn't woke enough
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
The highest point in Pennsylvania at about 3,000 feet. That is where the dam is. The dam that is leaking. Fail and Followup tags are being briefed by FEMA as of now
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(Jacksonville Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
You can take the farmer out of the field, but you can't make him not drink
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(Glasgow Evening Times)
 
 
 
Okay, noo th' feckin' sassenach hae gain tay far. They're claimin' uir braw Scottish haggis as their ain
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dickless man jailed for dick move (Not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pour out a stubber for ya mate: on this day in 2006, Steve Irwin went to the great animal sanctuary in the sky. Crikey, it's been that long?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Oh, you've got your Supersoaker? How quaint. Let me introduce you to my little friend, the Spyra One, which shoots 30-millimeter water bullets up to 40 feet
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
France says it is prepared to deploy its navy to enforce French fishing rights in a dispute with Britain over scallops, say those silly, English, pig-dog persons would just ruin them by not cooking them properly anyway
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Come to the beach for fun in the sun, stay to get your willy stung by a stingray
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Grizzly Bears may be about to come off the Endangered Species List, which means that the people who live near them may be about to go on it
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Ventriloquist uses puppet to harass shoppers at Short Pump Mall
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Social media in 2118
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Drunken Florida Man leads deputies on high speed chase, crashes truck and jumps into ocean. Once arrested he states "This will be a great story to tell family and friends." Bonus "I'm already going to jail so why bother" after refusing blood test
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
That pesky leak on the International Space Station last week that caused a scare? Now the Russians say it could be deliberate sabotage. Something about space gremlins
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(George Takei)
 
 
 
109-year-old woman uses loophole to eat for free on her birthday
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Gordon came into existence some time yesterday. Hurricane Gordon making landfall near Biloxi... Tonight? Enjoy your evening, Gulf Coast evacuees
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man who lost most of his penis to flesh-eating bug wins six-figure payout, no one's envy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Children denied passports because a midwife delivered them
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Iowa: Our state fair has butter sculptures. Colorado: Our state fair had ZZ Top. New York: Our state fair had brawls and a stabbing
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
That's a trunk load of herpes
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(Some Marketing Guy)
 
 
 
GoDaddy presents the Red Bull ISS Resupply Mission #134 brought to you by Verizon. Live from the Papa John's Broadcast Booth at the Ford Quality Spacelaunch Center
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"But, Pagliacci, I am a doctor"
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
China makes myopic decision to limit students' homework
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Mon September 03, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Big & Rich guy: Kaepernick suuuucks. My sound guy cut the logo off his Nike socks. Nike: The ones he already bought? B&R: Get ready, people everywhere are gonna do this. Nike: To stuff they've already paid for?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Officer to Florida Man: "Do you feel this vehicle is safe for the highways?" Florida Man: "Yes. Yes, sir, I do"
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Well. Regulated. Militia
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When the neighbors seem a bit grumpy, these ladies decide to brighten their day with some pretty colors
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Photoshop this swinging athlete
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight (8PM EDT), Paul's Memory Bank is going on autopilot playing random comedy stuff for the first hour. For the second hour, there will be two Spike Jones radio show episodes from the late 40's. The DJ is taking Labor Day "off"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
And now for the news: Local news is dying
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Beans cause fire in mobile home. Officials suspect gas from the Dutch Oven
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Seoul begins to flush out all hidden cameras in public toilets
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Man discovers that trying to rob a convenience store with nose hair trimmers just doesn't cut it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Starting day at nursery school is always such a special event: introducing the teachers, meeting new children, being entertained by scantily-clad pole dancers, touring the classrooms... wait, go back one
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Yes
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
The algae has gotten so bad in Florida that it's helping police catch criminals
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Million-to-one shot, doc, million-to-one"
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(Fair & Balanced)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wired aerialist
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
You can tell it's a streetlight by how rectangular it is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eight shot during dice game. Roll for initiative
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
And the newest drug trend on the streets is... wasping??
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A school for troubled teenagers in New York has seen dozens of its alumni dead before the age of 50. Perhaps the Sentinels were right about Professor Xavier after all
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Mansfield, TX ends segregation, 54 years later
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Son, you are in deep shiat this time
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Divers descend into the darkness of the ocean depths to explore sunken warships. The sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We've reached the point in our existence where parents who choose to let their children play independently outside are having articles written about them as pioneers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who "didn't do needles" died of complications from diabetes because she refused insulin injections
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Daylight Savings Time may be coming to an end and not just because winter is coming
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(The Local)
 
 
 
It is now more likely than ever to find a stranger in the Alps
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
How to fall asleep within two min....zzzzzzzzz
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Instagram star died in Greece while working on a billionaire's yacht. So it's true, influencers still need a day job
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(10 News)
 
 
 
And the new contender for most useless research study of the year? "Lower speed limit leads to slower driving"
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this antique auto
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
President Trump wants to stop time. Like anyone has that kind of pow
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For over 10 years the Nebraska Catholic diocese was the only church in the US that refused to participate in annual reviews of sexual misconduct. Now we know why. Sick tag being molested by a priest
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
An 11 year old boy who is dying of cancer asked for racing stickers for his casket. He gets taken for a ride, instead
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Woman dies in her jail cell after being refused medical care. Deputies don't even notice that she's dead for 6 hours and paramedics were never called despite there being a hospital across the street. DA: This is fine, no charges
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Second amendment - because what are you supposed to do? Just curse at a family of four in a minivan that needs to merge into your lane? Hero tag is for the witness who led the cops to him within 20 minutes
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Mother Of The Year candidate brings her baby along to a carjacking during a police chase
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(BNO News)
 
 
 
Not a repeat of 2015
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
That the two occupants were able to get out of the vehicle themselves is remarkable enough, but how is that mailbox unscathed? (Pic)
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Insurance company to flooded Hawaiians: Thanks for paying the premiums, now screw you
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(BBC)
 
 
 
National Museum goes up in flames, Brazilian artifacts feared destroyed
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