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Sun August 26, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Small aircraft pilot tries to spread father's ashes, succeeds
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Attempt at world's biggest lemonade stand thwarted by police
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Viagra deaths on the rise as drug is linked to deaths of 19 Brits in one year
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Experts say two-day weekend could be damaging your health - we should get THREE days
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(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
Photoshop these multi-use musicians
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Pope and change?
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until your monkey bites an 8-year-old. In other news, Carrabba's Italian Grill allows monkeys
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
"Bridezilla" calls off her wedding after cheap-ass "friends and family" refuse to pay a measly $1500 for the honor of attending it
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this early gamer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Having an ant farm on your dresser to grow ants. New and completely whack: Getting a manicure with ants trapped in the nails
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
A bottle of white. A bottle of red. How about a speeding car instead?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
This isn't Mission Impossible and you're not Tom Cruise. But here, have a Darwin Award
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mass shooting reported at Madden online gaming tournament in Jacksonville Florida
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark Party Baghdad? Party culture resurges after 40 year drought. Historians credit Iraq with the invention of liquor some 7,000 years ago. "It is rooted in the Iraqi culture to have fun. Iraqis aren't spiritual. They like to party"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sleep well
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Post-Lane On Maui, Hawaii, Sunday Aug 26 1800 (that's 6 p.m. for you Mainlanders)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Given the recent high profile reports of catastrophic plastic sea pollution, firing a glitter cannon into the harbour might be somewhat frowned upon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Getting lost in a forest sucks. Getting lost in a crocodile-infested forest is a real bummer. Ummm, there are crocodile-infested forests?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, throwing bagfuls of powder paint at him and everyone else within range
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Summer's End
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bamboo forest
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The bowls containing cereal on cereal boxes are shown containing THREE times the recommended amount. Why isn't Mueller investigating that?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pretty Woman drive through celebrates its 5th year in Zurich (possible NSFW content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The transition out from NBC's special report on the death of John McCain was... an interesting choice
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Those "Eco-Friendly" products? Yeah, about those...
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If money can buy happiness, then I don't have to rent it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In addition to the Bible, Starwood Hotels residents can now ignore the Book of Mormon in their hotel rooms as well
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Sat August 25, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
UK's RAF goes one better than the U.S. with £100 million F-35 Lightning II jets. They're going to arm them with friggin' LASER GUNS (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Bill Gates to apply Microsoft's high level of reliability to building nuclear power plants. What could possibly go wrong?
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Burning Man is nothing more than a Bacchanalian drug-fueled orgy of awful music and unwashed hippies and is a nightmare for anyone working in the vicinity
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
John McCain passes away at 81
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Entitled Brooklyn woman steals decorative topiary dog from a bakery, says the theft was "harmless" and credits herself with giving the bakery "much needed publicity"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney World ponies up with contract to pay union workers $15 an hour in starting pay
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabian man outraged that women are now allowed to drive, shoots at 5 female drivers. Oops, make that Texas man
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(Some Dolphin Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these layabouts
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Harried California flyers forced to deal with the TSA, Hawaiian hurricane flight diversions & KISS christening their newest airport restaurant; "There's an art to breaking a guitar. Before you do this, call your chiropractor"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
TL;DR
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Funny: Mayo, FL changes its name temporarily to Miracle Whip, FL as a joke and a promo. Fark: Debbie Downer, "If this is all supposed to be a big joke perpetuated on residents, I expect they probably violated the law to pull it off,"
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Step 1: 5-year-old girl tells parents man urinated on her in an alley. Step 2: Man arrested and charged with felony sex offense. Step 3: Man's mugshot and story posted online and on local news. Step 4: Parents find out the child was lying
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(Horse and Hound)
 
 
 
Are pony painting parties inhumane? Also, WTF are pony painting parties?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida man, Judge, Jury, Executioner
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young prince
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawaii dodges a bullet, shows good agility for islands of its size
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Your chances of being bit by a shark are as rare as contacting flesh eating bacteria. All this guy needs is to be struck by lightning, win a lottery
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(svt.se)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Sweden, nasti apple-stealing albino møøse are attacking lawnmowers [site in Swedish; just click on the video]
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Make it a retirement home and no one would ever leave
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
This just in: Not everyone wants a hug
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Honey, do you really think we should steal these items from Walmart? Hmmm, I'm not sure, snookums. Maybe we shouldn't. Oh, to hell with it. Let's take the gel pens and Bluetooth speakers and bolt for the door
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Hey guys, look at the people who have stopped saying "hey guys"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peering woman
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
When running from the cops, it's good to know where the surveillance cameras are before throwing your gun in the air. (With photo)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mom investigated for horrifically letting her 8-year-old child walk the family dog around the block alone. Who would do such a thing? Except for my mom and everybody else's mom back when I grew up
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some football on Caturday?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently many people without 'Murican Accents are 'Murican. "Some of you are terrorists," and other highlights from a hit and run driver
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Homeopathic treatments recalled for containing active cultures. This is a repeat from July
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Good news moob men, you can now buy man bras that fit your moob lifestyle
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
When they talk about 'dumpster diving', this is not what they're talking about
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(Wired)
 
 
 
For a paltry sum of $5.8 million, you too could own the Bugatti Divo. What's that. So sorry they've already sold out. Perhaps a Chiron will be closer to your price range, Farker
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
These Escape Room things may be getting a little too realistic
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Fri August 24, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And you thought your house was full of crap now
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Om nom nom "Hey guys?" Nom Nom Nom "Guys?..." NOM NOM NOM NOM "GUYS???"
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
If you violate traffic laws on the way to Burning Man you may be pulled over and searched for drugs
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
A taco truck on every freeway
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(Kansas City)
 
Video
 
Kansas City is training its mounted police unit to respond to a T. Rex invasion
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
'Hedge clippers killer' escapes from jail, apparently upgraded to bolt cutters
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you're going to illegally fire someone for going on maternity leave, don't do it in a text. That's just rude. And evidence
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Historic cemetery up for sale on Craigslist. Corpse removal not included
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this twisty tower
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Japan's 1st female fighter pilot inspired by 'Top Gun'. So, I guess she saw herself in a small, effeminate character from the movie
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(Metro)
 
 
 
He'll get ova it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Playboy model found strangled in her bedroom. Unclear at this time if she ever dated David Dennison
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
T-34 tank turns turtle. Tipsy tank trifecta trending
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Screw banning plastic straws - Kroger is banning single use grocery bags
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Georgia police officer fired for sexually assaulting a 15-year-old girl he arrested for being out after curfew, but before you get upset, keep in mind this WAS his second offense
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(News24)
 
 
 
Man able to twist his feet nearly 180 degrees; can walk completely unopposed, cause double-takes at the row of urinals
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Firefly is back, no not that one
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(Some Data Dude)
 
 
 
Photoshop this complicated cable
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Pope soap on a rope. New hotness: Lollipopes
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Drinking alcohol may make prostate cancer more aggressive, causing it to get into heated arguments, bar fights
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember the couple that set up a gofundme and raised $400K to get the homeless man that helped them off the street? Well he's still homeless, half the money is gone and they're being investigated for misusing the funds
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Mr Whipple caught drunk in his boxers, trying to squeeze the neighbor's Charmin
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption this man and his dog
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(AP News)
 
 
 
And, in other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man survives monstrous fire tornado by hiding under bulldozer. No word if his hat and whip survived
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Wind turbine nobly sacrifices itself trying to blow typhoon away from Japan
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Driver who crashed into funeral home dies from injuries. Not clear if he signed up for a prepaid plan while being extracted from his car
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Very embarrassed shark washes up on Massachusetts beach
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
11-year-old confronts home invader taking wine coolers and ribs
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Stop me if you heard this before... a bear walks into a hotel
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Hey, can I use the washroom?" "Sure." "Hey, can I also use the washroom?" "Sure, go ahead." "Hey, I gotta use the washroom." "Fine, it's over there." "Man, a lot of people using the washroom today...they've been in there an awful long time"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man quits HVAC repair company after first day on the job that involved sex toys, cocaine and porn. It's a shame, the world could use more people who know how to repair HVAC systems using sex toys, cocaine and porn (NSFW)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman cleared of Malicious Castration charge after biting open her ex's nutsack
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sure drinking eight beers and six glasses of wine on a flight then drunkenly yelling 'we're all going to die' might make your fellow passengers a little antsy
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Clueless married couple who couldn't get pregnant realise they had mistakenly been having anal sex for four years and wife was still a virgin
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Blackbird
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Yes, please, I'd like some footnails on my fingernails. I like freaking people out when I shake hands. While we're at it, I'd like my toes to look like piano keys. As a matter of fact, I do have a lot of time of my hands, how did you know?
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Guard accused of having sex with corpse in hospital storage room
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The British are worried that their nuts will be shriveled before the nut thumping championship
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(USGS)
 
 
 
Magnitude 7.1 earthquake slams eastern Peru. Streets littered with tipped-over alpacas
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Headline: Two Men Cited after Jet Skiing Naked on Gull Lake
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(ITV)
 
 
 
You know, you've probably played too much online video games if you're still living in your home country but lose your native accent
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist survives head-on collision with fire truck and so does his GoPro
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
It's a shiatty job, but the pay is good
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Do we need to bring D.A.R.E. back, because we're losing the opioid crisis
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Doctor who used own sperm to impregnate women surrenders medical license. Oh c'mon. He's obviously got a family to support
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Neon Alaskan palm tree that was seized in a drug bust, then stolen by a trash company, then seized again and put up for government auction, is back home. Locals hope to have a healing ceremony to conclude this modern-day epic
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
If you drive over 10,000 miles a year you should consider buying a car
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's time for all you farkers to stop drinking. (This subby doesn't drink.)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Airline passenger admits to having a neck pillow filled with 6 pounds of cocaine onboard. He was described as alert but comfortable
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Driving at night without headlights? That'll get you stopped. The pot is just a bonus
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Thu August 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia's Kalashnikov Company debuts an answer to Tesla's electric car. To be fair, it kind of does look like something you'd invade Poland with if you were a regional hegemon with vestigial environmental concerns. Or hated cars, one of the two
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Amazon tribe members caught on tape. Seattle unrecognizable in the video
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
When you're in court for making violent threats toward a judge on a 9-1-1 call, the very best thing to do is a) cuss out your current judge, or... no, no, that's it. (With video that stops bothering to bleep halfway through)
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Dad makes his kids' drawings into reality. Come for the queen, stay for Trump
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man arrested in Waterloo, NY for trying to sell 1000 pounds of a) pot, b) heroin or c) stolen grave markers
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Vegas Metro PD arrests the wrong person for murder charges, says their names sound alike and they look alike, too. Judging from the mugshot comparisons, this will not end well
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
If you've seen Sasquatch recently. the Helena MT Parks Department would like him back
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Madrid politicians okay public funds to build retirement center for Lemon Party
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Things get batty at the Kwik-E-Mart
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man makes incredible balloon birds: "I can hear the squeaking of latex in my sleep", so presumably sleeps with them
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Syndicated Morning radio personality "Big Boy" hit by alleged drunk driver. Fark: who's an L.A. District Attorney swigging from a vodak bottle with no pants on at 1:30 P.M
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Louisiana fraternity plans 'Drag Queen Story Time' for children at local library
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A Russian guy at a night club is accidentally bumped by another guy on the dance floor. A moment later, he single-handedly knocks the fark out of six guys (with one-minute video) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hole
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yikes. Meh. Ahhhh
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New fossil evidence from humans' ancient prehistory proves that even when early pre-human species were concerned, there were always those individuals showing up at the cave for the gangbang
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
National Enquirer kept safe filled with secrets of Donald Trump's hush money payments and other dirt. No word if Geraldo Rivera wants to open it on live television
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Car thief with a face-full of tats arrested again. When your whole face is blue ink, you are pretty much forced to move F-150s for a living (with latest mugshot and all the old ones)
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(Some Race Fan)
 
 
 
Man caught by police holding two knives after throwing another one at fleeing social workers pleads innocent to charges of endangering safety and resisting an officer. This makes stealing a Dick Trickle race car from his brothers almost normal
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to get rid of evidence
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(Grand Junction Daily Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sure, this man can pronounce every word in the dictionary but I bet he still refers to soda as pop
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Noob swinger doesn't understand first rule of gang bang swingers club: Let your partner help another lad with his socks if she wants to
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Not content with barreling through farmer's markets anymore, this senior citizen decides to take on Phoenix freeway traffic head on with a golf cart
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Neighbors complain of smell coming from $1M 'Zombie Home'
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Madison Police would like to arrest a man for renting out random parking spaces, but they don't know what law he may have broken. In other news, college students are that gullible
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
I shot an arrow into the air / It fell to earth, I knew not where / For, so swiftly it flew, the sight / Then hit a car at a traffic light
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
First it was in-office gyms, then Kombucha on tap, and now companies are offering "Fur-ternity leave" for new pet owners. Meanwhile Subby is just grateful for the chance to steal an occasional pen from the office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yes, subby is just cutting and pasting the headline. But if you have something better than "Volkswagen accused of ruining Mexican crops with weather-altering 'hail cannons'", we'd like to hear it
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(ABC Fox Montana)
 
 
 
That's 130 days in jail for the Yellowstone Bison Taunter
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Remember that police officer that breastfed a malnourished child? Yeah, she got a promotion
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photobombing iguana
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
If your last name is Wiener, don't be a dick to your neighbors. Bonus tip (heh): Don't hack your neighbors TV to show your namesake
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
So apparently in Florida a face tattoo allows you to charge $10 more for oral sex
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Loser of a groom blows almost entire wedding budget on Mr. Bean impersonator and leaves practically nothing for the bridesmaids' dresses
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Breaking: Security guard that recorded 6 months of on the job farts is expelled from his employment
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Burning Man is a completely different experience if you're sober
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(The Northwestern)
 
 
 
Today's "Python found in car engine" story brought to you by Omro, Wisconsin
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Model, 23, who says she wants to sell her virginity to make her mother proud, might be approaching this from the wrong angle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I got some ice cream and you ain't got none. Want a taste of my ice cream? Want a lick? PSYCH
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Reality Winner sentenced to a record 5 years for leaking document--on Russian meddling in the election. If you have never heard of her, yes, that's her real name. Yes, she is in reality, a winner. A hero, not a zero
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Burmese Python + Indian Python = Super Python
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Madrid hopes to attract tenants to its new retirement home with the Streisand Effect
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New study from the No Shiat Sherlock Institute says sexist attitudes in the U.S. are most prevalent in the Southeast
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Dinosaur head. It's a thing
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Secret tunnel discovered under old KFC building in Arizona was used for smuggling drugs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently the Naked Ninja is the latest super hero as he stops car thief (NSFW)
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1814 Washington DC was invaded, held for 26 hours and burned -- no hard feelings, eh?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Royal Navy spends almost $4,000,000,000 to verify that baby pigeons actually exist
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
If you get an internship at NASA, you probably shouldn't tell a member of the National Space Council to "suck your d**k and b***s" on Twitter before you actually start the job
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Crinkle cuts or straight? Seasoned or curly? Twice fried? Fresh or pre-frozen? Slice up some spuds, grab some ketchup, and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz, August 12-18 Fried Potato Edition
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
St. Louis uses no-knock SWAT raids to enforce building code violations. When they raid the wrong house, the occupants are cited for broken windows. Windows that had been broken by the SWAT team during their raid
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Student nails old car garage find of the century, discovers Lamborghini and Ferrari left untouched for 20 years in grandma's garage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orgy Dome may be banned at Burning Man due to fallout from the #metoo movement. Will this be the end of all Orgy Domes, everywhere? (not safe for work)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kitteh
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
NBC news intern in blue dress sprinting from the courtroom after the Manafort verdict is the new hero of modern news, presumably because she was able to outrun Bill Clinton
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
OK: Putting your hand on woman's breast while conducting breast exam. Not OK: Putting your mouth on woman's breast while conducting breast exam. Jailarity ensues
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Apparently this is a thing Snopes needed to address: "Did Vladimir Putin Rescue an Injured Donald Trump from the Viet Cong During the Vietnam War?"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Faced by some complaints, Virginia governor promises to be more gentle in ripping families out of the homes where they've lived for generations in order to clear space for privately funded toll roads
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Traffic camera makes around $150,000 a week after left turns are banned and no one realizes it
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Putin struggles to save 2,000 tons of gold ASAP, sets new record in gold acquisition
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Boys were given 'future captain' badges while the girls got 'future cabin crew' by airline staff. Shockingly some people had an issue this
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mom upset after school allows five year old to walk home alone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man hauled off United plane for carrying gun. Fark: he's the air marshal
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(Metro)
 
 
 
PSA: Never wear a green shirt to photo day at school
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trying to break your social media addiction? Good news -- now there's Brizzly, a site that takes each of your status updates and "sends" them into a blank void. Join up now, before we all learn that the "blank void" is really some NSA server farm
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
As Hurricane Lane bears down, Hawaiian Governor asks for President Trump for support. Expected to be delivered as thoughts, prayers, paper towels
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school drops disgraced bishop's name. To be renamed the Robert E. Lee school
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Judge closes building after threats made to kill coworker. To be clear, it was the judge who made the threat
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 694: "Free-For-All". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 22, 2018
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Welcome to Niagara Falls. Enjoy the magnificent scenery, radiation, toxic waste and general rust-belt decrepitude
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A NYC police union is offering $500 for bystanders who help subdue resisting suspects instead of recording the interaction. That should do the trick
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
He wasn't supposed to be here today
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him. If you see the Buddha in front of a temple, leave him alone, because that's an expensive statue and you're probably just deranged
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dum Dums v. Dum Dums
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(Some Guy Not Saying It's Aliens)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cloud bank
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Local health authority announces sudden measles outbreak attributed to anti-vaccination hysteria. Difficulty: England
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia to deliver S-400 missiles to Turkey, allowing for exceptional air defense of all of Turkey's military bastings
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Character property, great location, just $450K. Includes shabby chic Persian carpet that is totally not hiding a corpse stain
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"If I were on the cruise ship with him, I'd've jumped too," man's ex-wife tells his current wife, who took the plunge off an ocean liner after an argument
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It could be a sign of intelligent life on Mars. Nope, it's just a rock
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man poses as ex-fiancée's mother's ghost, and would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Biker abandons motorcycle after leaving long skid mark in wet cement, possibly other places
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Hey, somebody has to win the Iowa State Fair Grocery Bagging Competition - that's a $500 prize and a trip to San Diego
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(Los Angeles Review of Books)
 
 
 
Photoshop this funky old radio, dude
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Iran fires up their time machine and introduces a new 1970s-era fighter jet
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(TropicWx Hurricane Page)
 
 
 
Major hurricane Lane bears down on Hawaii. Stay safe, Island Farkers. (Link goes to Vicejay's hurricane page)
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Family includes "vomiter" mushrooms in meal. What could go wrong?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA to pay $1.9M to family of homeless man shot by police on Skid Row. See, that's what happens when your police are just youth gone wild with big guns, they should be looking at 18 and life
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-08-05 to Sat 2018-08-11. B side presidency, a Rick Astley Rick roll, and a market analyst for Anheuser-Busch
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-07-29 to Sat 2018-08-04, drone attacks, Johnny alouette, moving goalposts, Muppets, and cheese. Mmmmm, cheese
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Fugitive rapist arrested because his fish was too small
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia teen doing pullups monopolizes squat rack for 20 hours
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Wanna see a high-speed chase end in a massive fireball? Skip to the 45 second mark. Subby saw this on his morning commute
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Woman poses as deputy to help boyfriend escape county jail. Fark: Jail doesn't realize until two days later when a real deputy shows up to pick him up
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a man on mobility scooter fighting a snake in Streatham
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Truck smashes into Dollar Tree. Damage estimated in the tens
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Arlington National Cemetery evacuated after reports of a bomb threat. No word on where they are going to put all the bodies
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Tractor-trailer truck tags tree on turnpike in Tredyffrin Township. Same stretch sees six successive smashes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Come for videos and pic of shape-shifting streetlight, stay for education from "UFO expert"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man gets his finger stuck in vending machine while trying to reach sex toy that failed to drop, has to be rescued. He will probably not want to retell this story to his future kids
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Police assure all the internet rumors are false and no huge python is roaming the streets. Of course not. They like to hide under porches
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(The Spudmaster)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tater
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(Life With Dogs)
 
 
 
Every dog has its day. And in Bolivia it was Aug 16th. Let's give them another day, Like Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Austrian baker gets caught speeding 42 times in a row, will try not to get any more speeding tickets on his way to the parking lot
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
California fire department's "Unlimited" Verizon service continuously throttled due to customer service error. It's really no big deal if you ignore the fact they were battling wildfires
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Elderly couple living in home with 'Smith and Wesson spoken here' sign shoots intruder who broke down their door. Several times. Intruder then decides to strip naked and confront responding deputies
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(Time)
 
 
 
What our grunty, moany sex sounds say about us
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(US News)
 
 
 
Out: "Holding back" kids who aren't ready to start kindergarten. In: "redshirting" kids who are scheduled to start kindergarten to give them a competitive edge over their five-year-old peers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you decide to sleep it off at your parents' house, make sure they still live there first
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
The Germans have a plan for everything except first contact
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Shoplifter steals 99 packs of Pokemon cards "out of spite" because an employee confronted him about stuffing a ham in his underwear
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Are map screens on motorcycles a good idea or a bad idea?
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Protip: Pulling a fire alarm because you need a ride might work, but you probably won't be going to where you might want to go
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(Some Clueless Guy)
 
 
 
Man beats another man to death on a porch using only a brick, a sauce pot and a wooden stool. Professor Plum, Colonel Mustard seen sheltering in the library
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Public support for "school choice" has increased because no one understands the true implications
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Tue August 21, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Why I drink 100 units of alcohol a week"
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(Newshub)
 
 
 
Inflation is so bad in Venezuela they pulled "Who Wants To Be A Millionare" because the top prize is meaningless
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists discover they can transform type-A blood into type-O by taking away its spellchecker
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
But how big is that Mendocino Fire in Rhode Isl...oh
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
'Crazy naked guy' arrested on R Street after grabbing his genitals, running from police. To be fair, it sounds like he wanted to be over on the D instead
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Britain is locked in Brexit talks and in desperate need of allies around Europe, so Greece decides now is a good time to ask for pieces of the Parthenon to be returned
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip: when looking to kidnap someone, make sure you're well rested
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Not sure what's more impressive: That this man would steer a motorcycle on I-95 with his feet, or that he did it shoeless and shirtless (video)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Loch Ness Monster captured on camera in photo branded "best in years." Wow, this must be good, let's have a look.... It's a trash bag
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Arctic's strongest sea ice breaks up for first time on record. "Arctic's Strongest Sea Ice" was name of Subby's Cold Play cover band, until they broke up during a recording session
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Gen Z set to outnumber millennials within a year. Gen Z have historically not been home-owners, haven't paid much into Social Security, and notoriously don't play bingo. Also might be zombies, we don't know for sure
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(I'm Lost)
 
 
 
Photoshop where you're headed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Throw on your panic pants and check out some changes to Fark
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(AOL)
 
 
 
'El Mencho' dethrones 'El Chapo' as most wanted drug lord. See, that's why you never turn your back on The Freshmaker
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Good friends with a pit bull stop bad guy with a gun who was trying to rob a friend. "He was dressed in hospital scrubs with a bandage wrapped around his right forearm when he appeared in court Sunday"
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Thanks to climate change, a bug that bites humans on their lips and then defecates near the bite to transmit a disease that can cause heart failure is proliferating in the U.S., so sleep tight
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(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Alpaca dies after Florida man feeds it too much Doritos and Cheese Nips
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sex trafficking ads are way down since backpage took it in the rear
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Police in CT apprehended an area man who allegedly threatened to kill a woman over the phone. Did not say exactly how he planned to kill her through the phone lines however
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
The compulsion of foot fetishery waits for no traffic light
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Man charged with murder for missing Iowa girl
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like Jesus knows how to party
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Someone wake CNN up, Malaysian Airline Flight MH370 has been found ....again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump fixer Michael Cohen pleads guilty to eight counts including campaign finance law violations and states that he paid Stormy Daniels "in coordination and at the direction of a candidate for federal office"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Colorado murder suspect comes up with story #7 regarding what happened to the victims. Next: Clown killers
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Colorado River doomsday is upon us. Again
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Warrant confirms man detained by ICE while on way to hospital with pregnant wife is wanted for murder in Mexico
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Despite what your racist uncle claims on Facebook, the upcoming Muslim prayer service and petting zoo will not include animal sacrifices
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old bus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Benign prostate enlargement can be treated with steam now that they've stopped banning those types of games
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rectum? Almost killed him
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone but Russia seems to have lost a nuclear missile. I'm sure nothing can possibly go wrong
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
The internet has progressed from the 'tide pod challenge' to the 'set yourself on fire challenge.' Can the 'drive roofing nails into your head challenge' be far off?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hipsterism has invaded the cocaine crowd, with connoisseurs who take great pride in knowing more about blow than you
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Let's not say he's flipping, let's just say he's wearing white tights, limbering up for his floor exercises, and smiling at the judges (not the Russian one) (link updated: he's flipping)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Homeowner says her 5 puppies were just outside playing. Half a kilometer away. During a forest fire
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Homeless couple gets married under bridge after spending 30 years together. No word if honeymoon includes dumpster diving and collecting cans along roadways
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Suddenly, emus
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Because they haven't been doing enough cartwheels on the beach, PETA decides to go after animal crackers
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman cancels dream wedding just a week before the big day after discovering her fiancé watches porn
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Driver caught going 137 in the rain in Iowa. Her excuse was "I thought I was only doing 100?" If she had just said she was trying to get out of the state they probably would have let her go
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(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
A hundred people have been stuck in a flooded Wisconsin Costco for 18 hours. No need to send prayers, they have Kirkland Vodka
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Researchers discover new way to induce lucid dreaming. When you wake up, you'll realize this headline was chasing you down a dark street with a giant No. 2 pencil shouting "YOU'RE MY SHARPENER"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russia has giant 4.5-ton walking war robots. Which is totally practical
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Come to Disneyland Paris for the big le mouse and all the other fun attractions, stay for the poisonous toxic fumes
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Today's reminder that military parades don't always go as planned comes to us from Kiev and the former location of Crazy Yuri's Appliance & Vodka Emporium
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Mom installs Nest security camera in daughter's shared off-campus apartment, catches intruder sneaking in twice in the middle of the night and watching occupants sleep
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"Please, bust a NUT. N- Never abandon your friends. U- Understand your friend's feelings. T- Tell your friends how you feel. N.U.T all over your school. Let's make SIS a better place by NUTting together. Thank you"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Latest internet fad: setting yourself on fire. What could possibly go wrong?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
ICE deports an immigrant who unquestionably deserved it
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"Okay everyone, I want you to put five box fans on the roof of your house to blow all the smoke back to Canada" says someone who obviously sells box fans
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Missing Iowa student Mollie Tibbetts found dead
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Capital murder suspect arrested again on drug charges looks really short until you click on his mug shot
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not The Onion: "Teen who survived lightning strike waiting for 'powers' to kick in" (w/ video)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this touching moment
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind tunnels his way into convenience store with security cameras
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
If you're planning on going to Hawaii this week you might just want to think of having a Hawaii party at home. If you're in Hawaii you might just want to think about what drinks you want to serve at your hurricane party
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Despite how cool it looks in the movies, wearing a bandana around your mouth won't filter out the toxic effects of inhaling wildfire smoke
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Mystery gunman shoots up Upper East Side NYC apartment building, something about seeing oil cans
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(Big Country Homepage)
 
 
 
E-I-E-I-Ewwww
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NASA finds ice on the moon. Probably looking for illegal aliens
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Politician says there is no need to panic over missing radioactive device. All righty, then
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Because the government is unwilling to do anything, election security has been officially privatized
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that people who thought Jesus rode a dinosaur would be more susceptible to conspiracy theories? Go figure
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
Well, if he didn't want to get knocked over by protesters, he should've said something
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arianna Huffington won't let Elon Musk off the hook, says he must click here to continue reading
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
#32,400 why Wells Fargo sucks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Micro plastics in my beer? ...Grab my pitchfork
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(Breaking 911)
 
 
 
Neversink River misnamed
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The Fast and the Furious drivers stuck on a bridge while jackasses do donuts
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Married couple dies in New Hampshire ocean currents. RIP
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Mon August 20, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Now we can hunt killer drones with an anti killer drone, dawg
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington DC ranks third in the list of cities populated by the most blood-sucking parasites, coming in behind only New York (number 2) and Dallas (winnar)
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Box truck swerves off stretch of Kentucky interstate and spills load of milk. First responders seen distributing boxes of Kleenex to witnesses
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(News-Medical)
 
 
 
Areas with more bars have higher alcohol-related hospital admission rates. Thanks, Captain Obvious
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man posts YouTube video showing a helicopter almost colliding with his drone. The FAA is not amused
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Garage catches fire across the street from fire station: It doesn't get any easier than that (WITH MULTIPLE TOILETS IN PHOTO)
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(World Citizens)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ceiling gazers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Museum visitor fails to emulate Rick
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) gives you a sampling of the first songs put on the DJ's iTunes. He did say he was probably gonna last week. We'll have a mini tribute to The Queen of Soul as well
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(Lancaster Eagle Gazette)
 
 
 
64-year-old mystery of baby found in telephone booth by bread delivery men solved, leaving only two questions: Why did they only deliver bread, and why did a telephone need a room all to itself?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas priest disappears without trace. This could be the beginning of the rapture. Or maybe it has something to do with child molestation allegations against him. You decide
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Woman catches man trying to video her daughter in a changing room. She chases the guy and posts a video of him to let the public see him
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police chief arrested for buying cocaine online. I don't get it, isn't that what "the key to the evidence room" is for?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
It's so expensive raising kids in the S.F Bay Area, it would be cheaper to just send them straight to college
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Yep, the next generation of Floridians is just as stupid. Steal a firearm from a police cruiser and then flaunt it online? Congratulation, Florida. Your Fark tag will be valid for another few decades
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Connecticut State Police:10, dumbass high-performance, racing-type car drivers blocking traffic because they wanted to film each other: 0
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mexico City acts to end tourism
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(Some Things)
 
 
 
Photoshop this modern space
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Pope apologizes for church child abuse, vows to clean house. This is not a repeat from the 1950s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s or 2000s
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
PROTIP: If an 8 foot alligator attacks your dog, just let it go
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Shirtless man accused of heartless stabbing outside bar
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(Eat Kraft cheese)
 
 
 
"The Spinner enables you to control articles presented to a specific person, on the websites he or she usually visits, in order to influence them on a subconscious level"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That human-looking robot walking up a driveway? Yeah, about him
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Goats run amok on NYC subway line. NYers grumble with goat puns
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(Metro)
 
 
 
On flight to Tokyo, 24-year-old American man pees on 50-year-old Japanese man sitting two rows behind him - disgusting but also impressive considering the distance involved
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teacher to teenager: Can you find the 'D' in Eggplant?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Dozens of desperate dudes get duped in mass Tinder date for dumbasses at Union Square in NYC
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Entire world continues to be gripped by story of threats of violence over controversial issue from Waterville, Maine
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Neither rain nor sleet nor gloom of night will keep a mailman from their appointed grounds, but a snake wrapped around your mailbox will
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ladies, do not taunt dynamite Bourbon Street bartender by spanking her
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
What does it say about us as a country that we're in the depths of a severe opioid crisis while simultaneously at full employment?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Teens are texting and using social media instead of reading books, researchers say. Thanks, researchers
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Clowns prevent their faces from being stolen by painting them on eggs. Jerry Garcia nods in approval
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Rabbit Ears back in fashion as Millennials discover this one weird trick to stream local TV wirelessly
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(News24)
 
 
 
South Africa begins seizing farms after owners refuse generous offers of 10% of their value
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(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
NASA examining concepts for Gateway station to serve as communications platform, deep space drydock, and Heechee spaceport
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
New tourist campaign in Barcelona encourages folks on holiday to jump off balconies (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Don't pass out in a McDonald's drive thru. If you do, don't have 96 grams of meth and a box of plastic bags on the front seat
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(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
University of Akron: sure we'll have 20% fewer degree programs but hey, varsity video gaming
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Doctor has erratic meltdown at airline ticket counter, later claims he staged it to prove a noble point. Not buying it, dude
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hey everyone it's time again for the "your smartphone screen is three times dirtier than a toilet seat" article
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
4-year-old boy finally burns down his house after trying all week
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hamster causes thousands of pounds worth of damage to woman's new car after going rogue. In other news, Richard Hammond really needs to find something better to do between series
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shining star
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(Metro)
 
 
 
TRIGGER WARNING: A tarantula's egg sack was cut open and thousands of babies emerge and I saw it on the Metro's homepage without warning so now I'm passing it to you
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian mayor moves back in with mother for five months - to let Syrian refugee family live in his own house
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(KLFY Eyewitness News)