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Sun August 19, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If you get in an accident in your own driveway, maybe the biker lifestyle isn't for you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Hi, this is the funeral home. You remember those ashes we gave you after your father was cremated? Yeah, well... real funny story here, we... what's that? You already scattered them? Okay... well, then never mind. Have a nice day"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
A donation jar held $600 for a child who was fatally shot, but a woman spotted it and assumed she needed it more than the family
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Holy Crap. It seems we are heading for a very rare Women Falling Overboard trifecta
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
If you're towing a car and realize there is a kid inside it, be sure to alert authorities before you drop him off in a bank parking lot
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this colorful drinker
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Let's just say this: Spain will not have a shortage of bacon. Any travel plans?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
British Airways stewardess does online striptease where she peels off her tights and sniffs them for the kink of it, gets stripped of her job (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
While you were wondering if getting out of bed and actually using your legs this morning was worth it, New Zealand's minister for women just cycled to hospital to give birth
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
First responders find themselves in tears at the scene of a horrific crash
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
A piece of string, a small hole and a little ingenuity is why four men are sitting in jail. That, and the security cameras
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(AP News)
 
 
 
USCG rescues woman who "apparently" fell overboard off sailboat and washed up on island in Narragansett Bay. Her husband, the sailboat's captain, "didn't realize" she was missing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these gangly Georgians
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Indonesian island burned down, fell over, then sunk into the swamp
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man brings a gun to a high school dance because he was upset with kids dancing to loud music. No, this is not the plot of a 'Footloose' reboot
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(UPI)
 
 
 
On this day back in 1991, communist hardliners ousted Mikhail Gorbachev as head of the Soviet Union, thus preserving the USSR for generations to come
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lost civilization discovered in Kansas. In other news, Kansas once had civilization
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The rain in Spain is being a real pain, causing many Britons to abstain from the planes and get on trains for terrain like Frankfurt on the Main
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The Nanny State strikes again: drivers going 1 mile over the speed limit could be hit with a £100 fine in the UK
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
It's so cool when parents share similar interests with their kids
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Teenage boy rushed to hospital after being hit by falling sheep while hiking. Ewe the humanity
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Flushing your contact lenses down the drain is adding plastic waste to oceans, not allowing near sighted dolphins to see sharks better as you had hoped
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you flip a truck carrying a full load of Emperador Brandy, spilling intact bottles all over the road, just let it go, man, it's gone
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(MSN)
 
 
 
ICE detains California man driving pregnant wife to hospital. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. Man had an outstanding warrant for his arrest in Mexico ... on homicide charges. Oh... never mind
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here is the line up for 2018 Outhouse of the Year (with link to vote for your favorite)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rad wheels
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
British drivers and Starbucks drive-thrus don't mix. "Still can't believe they've opened this place...right where traffic is swapping lanes from the M25 off ramp and the Painshill exit - bonkers"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cthulu just woke up in the South Pacific
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Terminally ill dog is kicking up a lot of dust while completing her bucket list (tag is for her humans)
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Beavers responsible for keeping Canadians in their homes watching hockey
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Most of us don't always read instructions or turn packets over to read all the information. As it turns out, we may have been missing some hilarious hidden messages (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Chinese couple, crowdfunding to pay bills for four-year-old son suffering from leukemia, has campaign frozen when they offer donors his healthy twin sister. Dad says it was never a serious offer, it was just for attention on social media
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman to company: Hey, these baby clothes are sexist. Company to woman: Those baby clothes are gender neutral
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When the US sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. And some, I assume, are good people. But not Hotel Harry here
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(The News Enterprise)
 
 
 
Nude man arrested after standing along highway proclaiming to be a peace drinker and asking officers where to buy meth. Florida man nods in approval
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
New adventures in 'Cli-Fi.' And no, this is not a conspiracy theory sub-genre about the nonexistence of the little man in the boat
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Sat August 18, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas school decides to remove sexist quote that told girls to "act like a lady"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh sure, a female cop gets praised for this, but if a male cop did the exact same thing nobody would be calling him a hero
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Months after a deadly prison riot, inmates across the country decide to go on a work strike, and seventeen states are affected. This should end well
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man completely fails to understand the meaning of alcoholic. It's either him or me, either way, i'md runk
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Final Score: Whale 1- Boat 0. Charges against the whale are pending its apprehension"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Breakfast cereals for the dead
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Man charged with running a 60 million dollar Medicare scheme is having trouble finding work in the financial sector. I'm going to need a smaller violin
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(The State)
 
 
 
SC bar owner fires entire staff because the crowd was getting "too dark" and he thought having fewer brown employees might help
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The last four people who died at Kaaterskill Falls in the Catskills were taking or posing for pictures. Officials are calling for a safety revamp, but it seems more likely this will be a self-correcting 'problem'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Unearthed poems document Britain's Cotton Famine of the 1860s, caused by Lincoln's blockade of cotton destined for England from the Confederacy. So yeah, he stopped slavery, but devastated thousands of mill workers and turned them into dialect poets
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Beer truck driver saves suicidal man on bridge by offering him 12-pack of Coors Light; man's family expresses relief it wasn't a Budweiser truck
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(Some Stoneface)
 
 
 
Photoshop young Buster
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Falsely accused of shoplifting from a store? "We don't care, pay us anyway or else." It's the Walmart way
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
And today's headline needing a 'calm down, not everyone is trying to kill you...' tag - "Suspicious person at Highland High School turns out to be a student"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Blue screen of death? I'll show you the Slurpee of death, the Swisher Sweets of death, and the lottery scratch-off ticket of death
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(West Kentucky Star)
 
 
 
The drug amnesty box is not your personal candy store, Sheriff
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The best thing schools can do for kids: take away their phones
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Did you ever have that one friend who would play a song 4-5 times in a row because they liked it? Pfft, amateurs. Meet Eva N. from Štúrovo, Slovakia
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Fukushima residents not happy with a statue's recent erection in their city. Criticism ranges from "too soon" to "WTF is up with his crotch?"
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
School: We have our own resource officers, get your cops off of school property. City Police: We are going to patrol your schools whether you like it or not
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I eat this 3,200 year-old cheese that may or may not contain a deadly disease, or should I just let it brie?"
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
"City finally fixing sinkhole after fed-up residents grew tomatoes in it"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man steals a police car AND a school bus. Fark: On the same day
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Spitting, sitting on a sidewalk, getting drunk, and other things you are doing that are actually illegal
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Parking in your driveway? That's a £1,000 fine
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kids' play area
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After being accused of "medical kidnapping," Mayo Clinic hires Barbra Streisand as PR consultant
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
By day, he's a songwriter. But at 3AM every night, he turns into the Catman. Holy fuzzy felines, it's time for Caturday
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I arrived there straight from Africa - and I can tell you, Minnesota soon taught me the value of a thick overcoat, a warm scarf and even ear-muffs" - Kofi Annan won't be visiting Minnesota again. Or Africa
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman smiles in her mugshot after drunkenly cutting her boyfriend with a sword. She'll be charged with domestic assault which is like a domestic dispute charge only rapier
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's not Willie Nelson
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Proof that canned peas can kill you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colorado is using $3 million from marijuana tax to provide food and housing for the homeless
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Melania asks White House staff to feed Donald vegetables, make sure he chews them properly
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested for smuggling scorpions and giant millipedes into New Jersey and selling them through his Facebook page
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Fri August 17, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Beads, booze and babies? New Orleans' French Quarter debates on becoming more family friendly. Hookers, pimps, thugs, drug dealers, pickpockets, carnies, t-shirt vendors, sweaty alcoholics, fat guys in hunting caps, and Methodists disagree
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Looks like they're finding heavy metal in baby food, so if your toddler is sporting some old Slayer Gear and moshing in his crib, that's probably why
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
While awaiting trial for drug possession YRMOM was accused of stealing LED tweezers and a unicorn pen from a gas station
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
There's a baby boom at this hospital, where 16 nurses are pregnant
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
The elderly mafia will be sure this guy sleeps with the fishes before Early Bird dinner
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(Some Cubes)
 
 
 
Photoshop this icy exit
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
I said don't look, Ethel
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Floatzilla needs your help to break record in ninth attempt. Dude, just flush already
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Memphis man constantly receiving faxes of confidential information from group of medical clinics in Washington State. Also says you really should see a specialist about that rash
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk airline passenger dressed up as Tinkerbell is marched off the flight by armed police after threatening to 'cut everyone up' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(PennLive)
 
Boobies
 
Breastfeeding mom may sue a town for $1 million after the cops were called on her. Hooray for boobies
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Butte couple marries at the M&M Bar, pledge to break through each other's hard shell to get at the sweet goodness inside
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
And today's reason for a white woman calling the police on a black man is... he was opening his car door
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You stop serving crinkle cut fries and try passing off straight fries instead? Maybe in one of those other states but in Maine we want our fries crinkled...or else
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Hurricane Lane has become a Category 2 storm in the Pacific and is still intensifying. In unrelated news, "Hurricane Lane" is the name of subby's fabulously gay wrestling persona
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stupid: Driver thought he could avoid parking ticket if he parked next to the yellow lines. Stupider: Posts picture online after getting ticket. Stupidest: He actually thought the internet would be sympathetic
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Girl who pushed friend off bridge: 'I didn't think about the consequences'
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Another earthquake strikes Virginia, laying waste to scores of lawn chairs that had only recently been set back upright after the last one
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Tased while attempting to flush a large bag of marijuana down the toilet is no way to start the evening
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Low-carb diets will kill you. High-carb diets will kill you. Getting nutritional advice from CNN will kill you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snake-handling preacher whose preacher father was killed by a rattlesnake four years ago and well since you're reading this on Fark...
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia School District give a jawn to its new teachers so they won't get a sawty idea what their students are saying
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(Gazette Xtra)
 
 
 
God sends man sign to steal truck. Now wanted as an accomplice
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Unlicensed butt doctor kills patient with butt enhancing injections. Condolences and euphemistic humor attempts are being accepted to the right of this link
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
"How 'Cyanide & Happiness' survived (and won) the Internet"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Bank robber uses note to steal cash. Was pointing a gub and wanted teller to abt natural
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you dumped stuffed animals, Christmas decorations, syringes, and broken glass on the brand new hiking trail, police would like a word with you
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Mexican eatery serving a 500 peso tarantula taco gets a call from the taco police saying even though everyone loves a good endangered tarantula taco, it's still against the law
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
In other news, Santa Marta, Colombia has been named the dullest city in South America
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Want to lose 5 pounds? Vogue diet from 1970s recommends eating eggs and wine, starting with breakfast
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Driver's 200 MPH street race lands him in jail and does a number to his hairdo
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Taxidermy fox stolen from St. Elmo Steak House returns home safely in back of Uber. Wait, what?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
15-year-old girl shoots mom's abusive boyfriend in chest twice. Bonus: 12-year-old brother handed her the gun. Fark: Man had active restraining orders from 2 other women
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(Some Dueler)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bicranial banjoist
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
After a local government refused to remove a Ten Commandments monument that was offensive to Satanists, the Satanists followed through on their promise to install a statue of Baphomet
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
High school dance team's 'inappropriate' photo shoot with police vehicle prompts backlash
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Newborn photo shoot shows baby surrounded by the 1,616 IVF syringes her mother had to use to conceive her
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One percenter problems: Rich millennial gal was miserable because her trust fund gave her a conscience. Bonus: she learned from her experience
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Children on military bases exposed to plenty of Pb, no J
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I need a smaller violin
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
State bar investigating lawyer for our latest "Stand Your Ground" shooter because you can chase ambulances, but you can't go into jails to solicit clients
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Drunk guy faces reckoning with the long arm of the parking garage
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Stop me if you heard this one: School for the Deaf shut down following a threatening phone call
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about, so here is small Muslim girl playing Judas Priest on the guitar. Allahu Rockbar
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Thu August 16, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man punched in face, robbed while meditating. Om.M.G
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Deputies Free Bear Stuck in Car With Beanbag Gun
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"There was no anger, there was no malice in this. In my opinion, it was the lowest use of force [a taser] we could have used to simply stop that threat [an 87-year-old woman] at the time"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Don't you hate losing your contact lens, finding it 28 years later encapsulated in your upper eyelid cyst?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Suck it advanced first-world America, third-world India is introducing free health care -- for 500 million people
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $98,000 worth of Ramen noodles. So basically they stole the entire world supply
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
Mad Millennials: Avocado Road
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Health officials have revealed why nearly 650 people got sick after eating at Chipotle. 'Because it's Chipotle' not listed as a reason
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Firefighters had to rescue a man from deep mud after he became stuck while trying to reach his pet parrot. The parrot sat on his shoulder and watched as the drama unfolded
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Buick
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you think watching the movie Jaws while lying on a flotation device in a public swimming pool is a great way to spend an evening, then this is the place for you
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(paNOW)
 
 
 
If you're going to skip out on your bar tab, drive drunk to another bar and skip out on your tab again, you shouldn't forget your ID at the first bar
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida's alligator harvesting season is under way, runs till November
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(Consumer Affairs)
 
 
 
Want a higher credit score? Focus on your mortgage and don't worry about paying off... anymore
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Potentially wiping out an entire generation of future fetishists, the last NC county has voted to end its practice of paddling kids at school
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Mormon church releases new guidelines, asking all Mormons to avoid calling themselves Mormons, use "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints" instead. Approved saintly abbreviations available
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NYU to make med school tuition free. Spiffy tag is for the doctors. Hero tag waiting for the doctors to accept less pay or to work in underserved rural areas since they don't have all that debt
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you are going to hack Apple you might want to name your folders something besides "hacky hack hack"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
[ Expletive deleted ], it's a [ Expletive deleted ] free country, ain't it? Ain't we got [ Expletive deleted ] freedom of speech? [ Expletive deleted ] you
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Two-year-old boy drinks black coffee, smokes two packs of cigarettes a day, has loud opinions about the sad state of music these days compared to back when he listened to Mozart in the womb
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Oxpeckers providing dental hygiene for this camelopard
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Report: May-December romances don't survive when the 78-year-old girlfriend forgets to pay the damn DirecTV bill (with mugshot)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Caption these bears in water
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Grandmother, 74, grabs mugger by the balls to stop him robbing her. YOU GO, GRANNY
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(vilniusgspot.com)
 
 
 
Lithuania's capital has a new tourism campaign: "Vilnius, the G spot of Europe"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian national coffee chain, Second Cup, considers converting coffee shops to retail marijuana stores. Have we reached peak coffee? Peak smugness?
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Sure, a plane is rushing toward me at 150 mph and will dice me into tiny little moron meatballs, but this is for BBQ
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Argument over whether Halle Berry played Aretha Franklin in a movie escalates into a shooting
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Surely nothing can go wrong being that Russia has just unveiled the world's first AI nuke bomber loaded with supersonic missiles that really doesn't need us humans (possible nsfw content on page)
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(La Migra Boy)
 
 
 
Hey, who among us hasn't wanted to own a deserted Border Patrol station? Difficulty: It's in Gila Bend
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
☑Kill Ed
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Missing Ohio hiker found alive on flank of Mount St. Helens in fair health but depressed at the prospect of having to go back to Ohio
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(Wired)
 
 
 
At DefCon, researchers will present their findings that most "bodycams" used by the police are vulnerable to being remotely accessed, having their recordings downloaded, digitally altered and re-uploaded without leaving a trace. Feature or bug?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Elizabeth Warren has a plan to save capitalism"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Masters of Skunk beer to invest $4bn in Skunk weed
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
Boobies
 
August 26 is Boobie day in Asheville NC
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin has been called home
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
That 6-year-old who bought $300 worth of toys on Amazon is amazingly in the news again, this time because her parents made her donate the toys to a hospital and alerted the media. OMG, such a twist. What happens next? Tune in tomorrow to find out
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"364 feet" is my guess
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Seriously? Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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(Some Appleachian)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cheerful produce
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Because every college student wants a mandatory listening device in their dorm room
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's August and I just saw the school bus last week already and I haven't made homemade ice cream yet. Get out the rock salt and the heavy cream and take the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 5-11 Hand Crank Edition
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Good thieves have a plan, such as this thief who stole the mail Tuesday, then returned Thursday to steal the dog
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over; 'Baby Trump' balloons have finally arrived in New Jersey
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
All your basement are belong to us
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(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
What happens when you finally supply the resources to test 14,000 previously untested rape kits? Ohio identified 300 serial rapists and linked them to over 1,100 crimes
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's not go to Sulphur Springs, Texas. It's a silly place
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
How the Chinese rolled up a network of agents (and shared the information with Russia) after CIA "farked up the firewall" in 2010
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
Study: People who are assumed to be in a vegetative state may be fully aware, or at least watching the Mets
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
FCC shuts down Alex Jones' pirate radio station. But don't worry, Alex still has his free speech
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White millennial couple bikes through ISIS territory to show the world that people aren't evil. Narrator: They are
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Come again? America's hottest export is what?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oregon considers discontinuing all opioid medication for chronic pain patients and diverting those patients still in pain to chiropractic, acupuncture, and massage therapy because that's how you treat cancer pain, right?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Los Angeles will become the first U.S. city to install body scanners in the subway. Which will be just a minor inconvenience for the three people in L.A. who actually ride the subways
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Florida teacher battling cancer runs out of sick days, posts plea for more. Fellow teachers don't let him down, give us a good reason to use the Florida tag for once
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 693: "Monochromatic Masterpieces 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 15, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It looks like it's starting to dawn on Jack Dorsey that he's pretty much coming across as the asshole in the whole "why does Twitter willingly allow so much hate speech" thing
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Doody sustained in rectal smuggler's appeal
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Now you're getting personal climate change, trying to radically alter subby's Bloody Mary and all
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
California community devastated by massive wildfire goes full Good Will Hunting on campers who accidentally started it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Another day, another racist. Tag is for the post office manager who shut the asshole down
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Police look for 'hamburglar' in break in. Robble Robble
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man tries 'I lived with my dead girlfriend for weeks, my lawyer should have totally went with an insanity defense against my wishes and refused to allow me to plead guilty' argument to get a new trial. Spoiler: It doesn't work
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(Loudoun Times)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Sterling woman awakened by stranger standing over her, holding small dog (with a picture of what a sheriff's shield looks like)
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Mayor interrupts public safety meeting to proclaim female city commissioner makes living off bleaching her own anus
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Google is at it again
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(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
"Wash daily in hot, soapy water, air-dry and also sanitize once per week." Apparently, we're cleaning our pet bowls wrong
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Republican who appears to have time traveled from the 19th century won six GOP primary races in Vermont yesterday
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little bench
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's "heartwarming tale of generosity" that should also enrage you that this is even necessary: A 33-year-old woman's parents fund her $95K cancer treatment, which her insurance denied even after six oncologists testified it's necessary
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently being a professional bikini waxer isn't all that it's cracked up to be (NSFWish)
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Even God can't run around burglarizing homes in his boxers
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
What makes an all-American balanced breakfast? Eggs, bacon, orange juice, Monsanto weed-killer, beans ... hold on. Beans? This isn't England you wanker
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Local candidate says his FB account was hacked when it posted a $100 paid ad about the genetic inferiority of his opponent's breast milk and that he himself would never have expressed it that way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
25 people overdosed over a 3-hour period in one Connecticut park. Investigators believe the root cause is living in Connecticut
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Oh the mermaidmanity of it all: Mermaid-like creature chases a boat loaded with tourists down a river in Puerto Rico (possible nsfw content on page)
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(FlightAware)
 
 
 
"That's a penis"
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Police in Georgia are looking for the master minds who stole a truck full of Ramen Noodles. Hint: start looking at college campuses
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Hitchcock reboot
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(Backpacker)
 
 
 
(1) Not all pictures taken with smart phones are selfies. (2) Taking a picture in which the photographer is not in the picture is not a selfie. (3) Don't mess with bears
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry, no surfing today, gang; the waves are just garbage. No, really
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Filling your water cup at a soda fountain often doesn't result in a tazing, but at Arby's it does. Arby's trifecta complete
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, consult a physician. Also don't let your kids jump on you. OH, SNAP
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines announces that it's had it up to here with your emotional support animals
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Couldn't make this up if we tried: "US Citizenship and IMMIGRATION SERVICES Agency took 'nation of immigrants' out of mission statement because the agency wasn't created to serve them, director says"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prison etiquette rule #4: Don't put a witness in a murder trial into the same cell as the person he's testifying against. It may lead to an awkward situation
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Kid says he "feels like Superman" after surviving a lightning strike. Hmm, sounds like some kind of origin story happening here
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Washington man is 125,000 dollars richer after following the advice of his a) family b) boss c) financial advisor or d) fortune cookie?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco spends more money on alcohol than any other major city in U.S., but that's presumably because a glass of wine is $28 and martinis require a credit check
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart was wrong about that fast food chain with the huge hat. While you weren't paying attention Arby's became fantastic
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mesa homeowner screams "GET OFF MY LAWN," and it's gone viral
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Cleveland, barking neighbors, naked neighbors, and a goose holding up the drive-thru at Arby's
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Our house... in the middle of my knee
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(Former teen)
 
 
 
Experts say teens are hiding drugs and alcohol in everyday places. What would we do without experts?
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(Towleroad)
 
 
 
School closed after group of parents decide it's "hunting season" on a 12-year-old child
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman wins £12,600 from dating agency that failed to find her the "man of her dreams"
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Stench that diverted San Francisco flight came from someone in the cabin
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pictures of the Genoa bridge before it collapsed ... or "You drove across that? You're braver than I thought"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Intact kangaroo skeleton able to stand on its own (w/ pics)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
California wants to eradicate the Nutria, because this dog-sized rodent is a real pest. To get rid of them, they've been promoting them as a culinary delicacy by calling them swamp rabbits. It seems that giant rat burgers didn't test well
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Bear walks into liquor store in Connecticut, leaves with nothing after failing to produce valid ID
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cyclist
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Dogs, making our world sweeter just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
What happens to cars that are parked for 1+ years at the Huntsville airport?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Every parking lot has one scary car
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Robots may be coming for the hotel minibar
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The Americans With Disabilities Act doesn't apply here. We're an HOA
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you're a cop, don't use the department-issued body cam to film yourself having sex in your office
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Let's see if we have everything covered here...drunk, half-naked, on a plane, belligerent, Russian, restrained by flight crew. Yep, that's it
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Measles outbreak in 21 states, over 100 cases reported. If only there were some way to prevent this
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(WPTZ)
 
 
 
Christine Hallquist wins Vermont Democratic Primary, becoming the first-ever transgender major party nominee for governor
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Salvage crew raises cannon from Spanish fleet lost over 300 years ago during hurricane. Once restored, plan to display it as warning to any Venezuelan pirates
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US may move to turn the heat up on Turkey if pastor not freed, despite the fact that we're months away from Thanksgiving and that too much heat can dry out the bird
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more YouTube stars are burning out because making videos all the time is, like, hard and stuff
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Where were you when the lights went out? Fifteen years ago today a rolling blackout took the power away from 50 million people. Here are some awesome photos of NYC from that day
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Tue August 14, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Attorney General: Priests and other clergy have sexually abused more than 1,000 children
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Christian leader calls for ban on all Muslims working on all airport ground crews after Christian ground crew worker steals plane and crashes it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Waste from Washington's booming legal marijuana business is littering the landscape, clogging gutters, and fouling the waterways. But tell me again how stoners are all in touch with the earth and Gaia and all that
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Newly discovered highest point on earth conquered by Italian in shorts
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
And then the murders began
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Goats make a break for it from a truck near Brooklyn slaughterhouse. Subby would have a wonderful ending to this great escape except they were recaptured and are probably on the menu at Brooklyn's best ethnic restaurants
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well, since major fires burning in virtually every western state destroying billions of dollars worth of property has become an annual event, it would appear that the connection has already been made
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested for setting Holy Fire in Trabuco Canyon Area of CA described by neighbors as "a well-known troublemaker"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out that inhaling burning chemicals is still bad for you, even if it's USB-compatible
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic scene
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
When your employees become a liability, you fire them. How could this possibly be controver... oh
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Now look here, that sort of thing may go in a big city like your hometown of New York, but down here in Nashville, getting drunk, kicking the door in of a random person's house and shouting the N-word at the residents is frowned upon, officer
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
UDel has more farkers than any other school, folllowed by WV, Tulane, Syracuse, and Bucknell
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman killing rattlesnake in her backyard, then eating it, is apparently newsworthy in Phoenix. In Florida, such would only be newsworthy if she unhinged her jaw first, then ate it raw
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not news: A horse was neglected by its owner. News: Now the horse is suing. Fark: Horse is named Justice
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuelans will no longer have cheap gasoline to put into the cars that they do not have to drive to the stores that have no food
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Want to win a hot dog-eating contest? Dunk them in Kool-Aid
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sacramento puts limitations on high speed pursuits... on foot
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
In related news, Tesla announces immediate switch to bumper mounts that don't melt in the rain
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The demand for beer in Germany is so high that they're running out of beer bottles. Hey Poland, it might be a good idea to look around and see if you have any empties you could send over. You know, just to be on the safe side. I'm just saying
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(CNBC)
 
Weeners
 
City crowned most liveable city. Tag is actually appropriate
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Australian Football League players
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Supervolcano with 240 cubic miles of magma discovered in California. Subby's insurance company assured him that if the volcano erupted he would absolutely be covered
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
"Texas church showed up to Austin Pride parade offering free 'mom hugs' to all members of the LGBTQ community who needed one. Because everyone can use a good mom hug once in awhile, especially those who don't have relationships with their parents"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nebraska inmate claims the title of the first to be executed with fentanyl. Apparently it's ok when the state does it
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada has largest average class sizes in the nation, worst schooling. But they have built/are building shiny new stadiums for hockey, basketball, football, and concerts, so tax dollars are at work
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Look, we all know that Connecticut is experiencing a blue wave, but this is just ridiculous
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook exec: Media firms that refuse to do business with us will be put 'on hospice'
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you care about trifling matters like "privacy" and "due process," you should probably steer clear of China, which is now issuing its police portable devices which can break into and scan smartphones in a matter of seconds
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A doctor claims he cracked his own knuckles for 60 years "to prove it doesn't cause arthritis." Or maybe, you know, he just had the annoying habit, but claimed it was for science
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(Mr. Grass)
 
 
 
Mr. Grass "Farks Up" his new webcam in gratuitous attempt to get his front lawn greenlighted
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sweden. Come for the beautiful blondes, stay for the gangs of masked youths firebombing cars. Wait, what?
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Kid passing through Newark security checkpoint challenges TSA officer to epic dance battle
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
It's the annual pre-Labour Day Panic blood drive in Canada, where thousands of hosers get drunk, get into their cars, and pile into a bridge abutment on the way to cottage country
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Ancient ceramic cups reveal oldest direct evidence of beer in Mesopotamia. Were apparently painted red and had mysterious word "ร๏ɭ๏" printed on them
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Who's a pretty bird who needs rescuing?" "Fark off"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Do you know what this UFO is? No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Thirsty cat meets curious fish. Sheer unadulterated boredom ensues
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police frown upon men who spank hippos at the LA Zoo
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl gets sweet revenge on dad because he talks too much on his phone, throws it into the sea
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
NWS revises alert system because nobody remembers what's a watch and what's a warning
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It may be that the FDA went too far in its assessment of the dangers around shooting vaginas with laser beams
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual armchair
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Male Model Convicted of Murdering Rival". Man, the Zoolander reboot went really dark
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Honestly, who uses a Ford Fiesta to carry out a terrorist attack?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Boys hunting for raccoons mistaken for prowlers. And that's not even remotely the strangest story in this police blotter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Supreme
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Motorway bridge in Italy collapses, dozens feared dead
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher who just had sex with two students, you probably shouldn't brag about a couple of hours later in a group text
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
A bear walks into a liquor store and says to the clerk, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts." The clerk asks, "Why the big pause?"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
UK Parliament on lockdown for possible terror attack: Car crashes into security barrier gates at Westminster - pedestrians injured
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
You would think of all people, Governor Rick Scott would welcome a red wave
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland cookbook provides recipes for meals both humans and dogs can eat. So, pretty much the same as any cookbook
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like their first smile, their first steps, their first laugh - a child's first scam is something a parent will cherish forever
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
"I've seen everything from beer cans to deer heads tossed in the toilets," says one expert on the skyrocketing cost of maintaining Montana's backcountry outhouses. The core problem, though? "More people are taking dumps"
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(Some Boo)
 
 
 
New 'haunted' whiskey bar opening in Vancouver. They guarantee to serve spirits
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A Baltimore police officer suspended after a video goes viral that shows him beating a man and repeatedly kicking him in the head, when he was already lying prone on the ground
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
City of Bel-Nor, Missouri intent on exorcising unkempt home appearances. TFA complete with head-scratching pictures of immaculate homes
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Just a little cool billboard fun. Seeing these all over South Carolina
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man with machete-arms arrested. Man with scissor-hands looks around nervously
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you strike out with the ladies after having to be driven home from the bar, don't take it out on the driver. His employer might think highly of him, know how to use social media, and earn the Cool tag
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Vegandale. Yes, it's as obnoxious as it sounds
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
From the "when life gives you lemons" files: Your mugshot leads to getting makeup tip requests
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Alas, poor Marcus, I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photographer
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight (8PM EDT) Paul's Memory Bank brings you a 2 hour sampling of music that was added to my iTunes library in the month of August (2010-2018)
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists discover why some people are sinister
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Cold sore scary as coronary canary
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stray dog adopted by American troops during the First World War survived 17 battles, saved hundreds of lives, and even caught a German spy (w/ pics)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thanks to the financial meltdown of 2008, in 25 years we may face a surge in serial killers. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida authorities file manslaughter charges against the "parking patrol shooter" who gunned down an unarmed black man during a dispute over a handicapped parking space after realizing even their state couldn't get away with this one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Science proves that rich people are assholes. "People driving expensive cars - like a brand-new Mercedes - were four times more likely to ignore right-of-way laws than those in cheap cars like an old beat-up Honda"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The FDA Has Cleared Its First Digital Birth Control App. I think it's called "Pokemon Go"
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
There really is a Fashion Police
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Begun the crazy copycat pilot wars have
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cat in a box
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
High school counselor gets the boot after 15 years for having a wife and kid in violation of employment contract
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Freeway crash leads to fight. Fight leads to one driver being killed. Surviving driver continues on foot, is hit and killed by a third driver. It's the circle of ... well, not life, but something
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Your dog gets steak. In Ohio
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever been tempted to moon a Nazi death camp and wondered what might happen if you did, today is your lucky day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Move over, block 'o cheese eating woman, this man eating a stick of butter on the subway has got you beat
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
So, turns out that the sheep in New Zealand are good for more than staying warm on a cold night
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(Pedestrian)
 
 
 
There's a job going at Area 51 if you can fly an A737, love secret alien tech and like chain smoking
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The latest thing you're doing wrong? You might want to sit down for this
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Aviation expert claims flight simulators could have taught the Sea-Tac plane thief to fly. To be fair, Surgeon Simulator taught subby to throw up the horns in front of a patient, and you don't want to know what was learned from Goat Simulator
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you see a firetruck driving wildly around York County, PA, it may be stolen
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dear TSA: Don't do things in public that cause someone's 8-year-old daughter to exclaim, "Look, they are touching Daddy's penis"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
14-year-old girl designs bulletproof wall to protect students during school shootings. In related story, subby's 14-year-old daughter barely crawled out of bed yesterday to feed the cat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hoist the black flag as collapsing Venezuela brings piracy back to the Caribbean
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Missouri woman lived alone, had health complications and a marriage breakdown before starting an 'intimate online relationship' with a man named Hendrik Cornelius. Mr. Cornelius then convinced her to smuggle 1kg of cocaine into Australia
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is such a sweet story: Girl meets girl, Girl falls hard for girl, gets tattoo of girl's name, they move in together and now they're due to marry. Oh, by the way, one of them is a creepy zombie doll
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Rob Ford's brother: Screw those loser drug addicts. Let them die
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Were you a shop owner that gave away free Tootsie Pops suckers when some kid gave you a Tootsie Pop sucker wrapper with a star on it? Turns out you were the sucker
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop Mega Challenge: Photoshop any of the Best Korea propaganda photos on this page
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Canadian Gold Rush town of 1,375 anxiously waiting to open an old, iron safe. What could possibly be inside?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Your Ebola is in my warzone. No, you got your war in my Ebola outbreak
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Our long sad nightmare is over; Orca J35 has released her dead calf and moved on with her pod
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Has anybody seen Kyle? No, he's been fired for being racist
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bishop says priests accused of sexual misconduct will be allowed to continue on as priests because Fark You, not a repeat from the last 2000 years
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Sure your car might get swallowed by a sinkhole but think all the money you will save shopping at outlet mall
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man cleared of a horrific murder and released from prison will not be furnished with an "innocence certificate" because it's Illinois
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(Korea Herald)
 
 
 
Old hotness: So hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk. New hotness: So hot that you can hatch a chick in a carton of eggs placed outdoors
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin gravely ill
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
"Let me make it clear, Chuck Norris doesn't need a body guard," Were Chuck Norris facts always this corny and boring?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Generator cat is watching you masturbate
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
We can learn while we sleep. Narrator: We can't
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
See kids, regulations are good. They keep things like jet fuel, embalming fluid, methanol, battery acid and antifreeze out of your Fuzzy Navels
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