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Sun August 05, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
It looks like London has finally figured out a solution to their pigeon problem. Unfortunately, they are now going to have to get some snake-eating gorillas
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scofflaw cyclist who killed an old man after speeding through several stop signs and running a red light claims he was unfairly prosecuted
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(Metro)
 
 
 
White dude goes on a journey to learn how to cook foods from other cultures. You bet some folks got a problem with this
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Please, no
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(Dwell)
 
 
 
Photoshop this holy Shanghai apartment
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(mltnews)
 
 
 
"A disturbance was reported in the 6000 block of 244th Street Southwest. A woman was in distress and saying she was transported there by magic. It was determined that she was likely under the influence of methamphetamines" and was not a witch
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Since the Dawn of Time, humans have been asking the Big Questions: What's the meaning of life? Who created the universe? What in the name of all that is holy is bologna?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Massachusetts, not Colorado, is America's real pot capital with 21% of residents saying they smoke weed. In fact, you almost can't spell "Boston" without b-o-n-g
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parents of the year arrested after their toddler was found half-naked and shoeless, wandering around the streets of Liverpool
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twin sisters marry twin brothers in wedding presided over by twin pastors at Twins Day Festival in Twinsburg
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(Rustic Power)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tidal mill
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sorry, Grand Canyon's closed. Wildfire shoulda told ya
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
California now has a 230,000 acre fire, which is nearly twice as big as the Carr fire you've been hearing about, and those two fires are now only about 5 miles apart from merging
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
First they called 911 on the black kids, and you did nothing. Now they are calling 911 on the white kids...what are you going to do, America?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today's headline: "Face tattoos go mainstream." Headline six months from now: "Face-tattooed, unemployable idiots complain that they are being judged solely on appearance, and not for their stupendously poor decision-making skills"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twenty people dead in WW2 plane crash. Why we're just hearing about this now, I dunno
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We've lost another of the Tuskegee Airman. RIP Capt. Fox Martin, DFC, who was shot down on his 64th mission and escaped from behind enemy lines with the help of Yugoslav partisans
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you've been dumping your building supplies on homeless people, please stop
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(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
Skinny eyebrows are now considered 'cultural appropriation'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Luxury chicken diapers. Let me say that again. Luxury chicken diapers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man arrested for taunting buffalo. That's just mean, they're obviously in a rebuilding year
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
People are now getting plastic surgery to look like Snapchat filters and I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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(Some Hippie)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hippie memorial
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Hey look at that on the ground, it looks like a grenade. Let's throw it around to make sure"
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
When potatoes get guns, only outlaws will.... wait, that's not it. When outlaws arm potatoes.... ummmm
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hurricane, meet active erupting volcano. Volcano, meet Category 3 hurricane. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The most frightening criminal from every state. California gets Charlie Manson, Colorado gets the Columbine High killers, Illinois gets James Earl Ray, and Arizona gets Jodi Arias
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Flat tire sparked Carr fire
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Utah Man tries to create mayhem, breaks into minor league ballpark after midnight, torches concession stand/gift shop with propane tank, steals merch. Police find him passed out half a block away, bag of trinkets at his side
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Yes, there's a world record for the largest privet maze ever constructed, after money for construction came from investors' hedge fund (w/video)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh area father with 3 jobs surprises teen daughter with dream dress for 8th grade dance. Her reaction says it all
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
But I thought there's always room for cello
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida's largest public utility implodes an abandoned plant, forgets to tell anyone
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Faced with a clutch decision, these would-be carjackers failed miserably
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"I believe in taking care of those who work for you, as loyal employees are your biggest asses"
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Sat August 04, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ermahgerd, all your favorite memes have grown up. Here's what they look like now
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Boat cops go all 'James Bond', chase four speeding jet-skis down River Thames in London (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man gets all Hot and Juicy after Wendy's landscaper blows grass on his car
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuelan President Maduro survives drone attack during speech. Man, Amazon is really getting aggressive with their deliveries
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Helicopter doesn't have the foggiest idea of where to land
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Ha. Joke's on them. Subby's been breath testing it for years
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Minnesota couple find themselves in hot water after getting caught with 253 fish over the limit. How crappie of them
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tranquil watering hole
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(BBC)
 
 
 
.ǝsɐɥɔ pǝdoɯ :snuoq .ǝsɐɥɔ ǝɔᴉlod ɐ puǝ oʇ ʇou ʍoH
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Walmart cashier sees nail salon refuse to serve woman with cerebral palsy ... so she grabs a bottle of nail polish and paints them herself. What, you thought someone was going to call 911?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So... anything interesting happening in Portland tonight?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Congress is easy for the president to bully because they're a bunch of newbs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cop caught on camera shooting his romantic rival in the face and planting a knife on the guy. It's OK, though. He was placed on "modified duty," so he probably won't do it again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Indiana man survives internal decapitation years after beating brain cancer. "God has put me through some crazy stuff, and he's really testing me"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
TFette QueenOfDenial has gone to the good place
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(Watt Son)
 
 
 
Photoshop this modern concierge
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
But it ALWAYS works in the movies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
An "all-natural" blogger managed to include dangerous recipes in her cookbook that could literally kill a person, albeit in a very "all-natural" way
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
After witnessing their racist boss send home some of their coworkers after they disobeyed him, an entire Latino construction crew walked off the job because "We rise together"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Ripped from the pages of the Bangor Daily News: Maine Lobster Festival Sea Goddess stripped of her crown
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How do we stop racist white people from calling 911 and insisting cops stop black people from grilling, standing under awnings to avoid rain, feeding the homeless, and selling lemonade? Simple: start charging them for each nonsense call
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Alabama woman asked to leave mall because her shorts were distracting men
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother and her newborn baby cheat death after metal pole flies off back of truck and smashes through their car windscreen. No word on what was their Final Destination
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Tired of living in a normal-looking home? Well, how about a house that looks like a shipwreck? And it only cost $3 million to build. Such a bargain
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(Gloucestershire Live)
 
 
 
Man gets banished from courtroom for refusing to stand up, claims he can do anything he wants because he's 'freeman on the land', will probably not be a "freeman" soon
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Tokyo commuter train delayed as personnel tried to free drunk standing passenger who fell in car and got his head wedged underneath bench seats. I'm so very scared (hic) help
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(National Review)
 
 
 
For the last time dammit, a hot dog is not a sandwich. Here's why ... for the last damn time
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(Some Turf)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual area
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(KSPR Springfield)
 
 
 
A stray dubbed Marley, who was hit by a car and rescued by a passerby, is now on the road to recovery thanks to Watching over Whiskers, a foster based cat rescue that also helps pay for emergency cases. Caturday approves
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The first rule of the Costco fight club is you do not talk about the Costco fight club
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo: "We're very sorry"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Back in 1985, a couple walked into an art museum and stole a valuable painting which apparently has been hanging in their bedroom ever since, until now, when it's been discovered after both have passed away
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When a fish bites your heel and it looks like an eel, that's a moray
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Cops: The reason we're pulling you over is because you're swerving back and forth on the sidewalk, driving without a license and acting like an infant ... but we'll let you off with just a "cuteness warning"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yellowstone National Park Rangers would like to remind everyone to please not taunt the dynamite bison (w/video)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The Concord Road Covered Bridge north of downtown Atlanta is 145 years of rustic history, and it's still open to traffic. But the wooden bridge gets hit about once a month by a truck that is too tall or one that is towing heavy equipment
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
A company named "Just egg" is producing 'vegan eggs' from mung beans. 'Have you ever seen a mung cloaca?'
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Damn. Sorry I meant DAM
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Should 3% beer be legal for people under 21?
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Brakes fail on Pirate ship, leaving passengers swinging out of control in this Mad-Lib headline
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Fri August 03, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Almond milk recalled for actually containing what it says it is
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"See the cat. Does the cat have any chickens?" "You mean kittens." "No, I mean chickens"
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Destructive 143-MPH 'fire whirl' left twisted metal in its wake. Just another summer day in California
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article asks "What to do if your pet accidentally eats weed?" Buster Bluth's pet turtle Mother unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Legendary private detective Ric Romero says if you find condoms in your spouse's car, they might be cheating on you
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hello, my name is Hamza bin Laden. You killed my father. Prepare to die
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The Hidden Scandal of Norway. Please don't click the link if you have a queasy stomach
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Officer in trouble for punching naked mentally ill woman ten times. Listen, he deserves due process. Sure, he's had six prior use of force incidents but I'm sure he's a great guy
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
The grain from trains spills mainly on the plains
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(Bleccch)
 
 
 
Photoshop your kid's school lunch
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
As you can tell from the quarterly numbers, the margin rates are... WHOOO SUCK IT LOSERS I'M OUTTA HERE
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Come to Portland they said. It'll be a riot
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Donate $1,000 to a food bank and this guy will ride the train dressed as a radish
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Slamming a door with a string tied to your son's loose tooth is SOOOO last century. Let's see how this kid's dad decides to yank one out. "It's his first tooth," the father said. "We'll figure out some cool ways to get the other ones out"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Suspect being arrested for murder attempts to ward off approaching police by setting himself on fire. Once they returned with s'mores fixings, they transported him to a hospital, then arrested him anyway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Drunk, coked up and attacking an ice cream truck with a samurai sword is no way to go through life, son
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ghost "monster" caught on film stalking a moose. "What the hell is that?" "Hey, come over here and look at this deal." "What the hell *IS* that?" "I don't know what the hell that is." "What. In. The. HELL. is. THAT?"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, authorities did NOT find meth in her car
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(Some Kid)
 
 
 
Photoshop these marbles right where you lost them
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The thing about heat waves is that you never know what a drought will uncover, such as sarcophagi or unexploded World War II munitions
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It is illegal to live in a restaurant in Pennsylvania
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fugitives in high speed pursuit crash into patrol car. That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Confederate cash, flags, and more found inside Beauregard monument time capsule. Jeff Sessions angrily demands his foot locker back
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mnangagwa elected president in Zimbabwe, vows to eat Grey Hair's heart
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(The Aviationist)
 
 
 
Astronomers observe a 2.1 kiloton explosion directly over a USAF base. USAF: That's funny, we didn't hear anything
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
I guess horseshoes aren't so lucky after all
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wife of the Marine who went to Iraq to fight for his freedom to vote for the man that would deport her has been put on a plane back to Mexico
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
"College student learns how a hole got in her ceiling and it's hot dogs" (w/ pics)
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Certainly didn't expect 2018 to include a Goat Invasion, but here we are
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Man bites off part of Art Institute employee's ear. No word if he escaped in a Van
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(WIBC Indianapolis)
 
 
 
"Popular" Magic The Gathering player and gaming commentator complains of lack of interpersonal skills at GenCon 2018
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You may soon no longer be able to carry loaded rifles and shotguns in your car in Fairfax County, VA. Also, all those arrowguns and slingbows you own? Yeah, no more firing them at people. Wait, arrowguns? Slingbows?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Red Tide decimating Florida; Nick Saban wanted for questioning
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Arkansas man tried to steal jet to go to concert: Police. Stealing a time machine might have been a better idea
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(Metro)
 
Boobies
 
Well it makes them minty, so there's that
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Dog gets some revenge, photobombs wedding and shows everyone where the happy couple had him snipped
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dragon's Breath, the latest craze among teens in which you swallow sweets dipped in "deadly" liquid nitrogen, can melt your organs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman says she was "so drunk" she has no recollection of performing oral sex that was caught on police CCTV footage
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russian troops are gradually moving deeper into Georgia. WOLVERINES
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(Some Podiatrist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this toetally lopsided comparison
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Velveeta Fudge, meet 'Murica tag
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Butter sculpting is in full swing one week before the Iowa State Fair. Butter Sculpting is also the trademarked name of my diet/workout program
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Empty potato chip bags in your vehicle? Serious crime against humanity in nanny state England
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
According to study, drinking during middle age may reduce risk of dementia later. Drinkers probably still experience dementia, forget they have it
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
And the secret ingredient for the millennial Iron Chef competition is...frozen tater tots?
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Ticket sales at the Kentucky Ark Encounter remain high and dry
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
That's six, six bears on my lawn. Ah, ah, ah, ah
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Authorities are unsure if the cause was Martin or Charlie
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Why travel the globe to see world famous objects like Stonehenge, Venus de Milo, and the Salem Witch House when you can see replicas of them all in Alabama
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dublin Zoo welcomes a male baby scimitar-horned oryx, a species now extinct in the wild, into the world. You say WTF is a scimitar-horned oryx? Well now it's cute, but sooner or later it will slice you in two if you call it a unicorn
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Woman hits man with broom, lamp and ping-pong paddle, then cuts him with a kitchen knife. Colonel Mustard hospitalized in stable condition
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
It takes a pretty big jerk to poison a dog. It takes a special kind of dick to poison a search and rescue dog responsible for saving dozens of lives
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Butte carousel opens
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Thu August 02, 2018
(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
2 of the 10 controversial grizzly hunting permits issued by Wyoming state have been drawn by photographers, who plan to shoot their targets this fall--with Nikons
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's been at least a week since something this gross has happened at a 7-Eleven
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
If you're a high school student with a medical marijuana prescription, you may want to start nagging your parents about moving to Illinois. Yeah, yeah, I know. Illinois. But trust me, high school's about to get a lot more bearable
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(CBC)
 
 
 
'Gilligan's Island crew' of puppies rescued from uninhabited northern Manitoba island. GILLIGAN
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Residents confused and annoyed after Google Maps gives their 170-year-old neighborhood a name none of them have ever heard of
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Honey Badger don't give a sh*t about anything -- except trademark law
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(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
This pirate burglar and his little face parrot will hornswaggle your heart and cash drawer to the sea shanty of $4000
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
As the smoking of bath salts continues to fall from public favor, timely face-eating stories have been missing from the news cycle. Not today, though
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Naked burglar waits for homeowner to return, helps himself to sandwich & cookies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
That'll do, pig. That'll do
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(Some Ad)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 1974 couple and their spiffy auto
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kurdish mathematician wins prestigious Fields medal, which is promptly stolen from him in n hours where n is a real number less than 1.0
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
In Japan, you can now pay for a private booth with one-hour VR porn session. But really, who wants to pay for a 57-minute nap? (possible NSFW content on page)
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man hauls leather couch onto NYC subway train so he can ride in comfort. With video
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Driver doing 99mph tells police he was trying to make it to Taco Bell before they closed, presumably so he could speed to the nearest bathroom later
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Australia retroactively eliminates anonymity for sperm donations, surprising a lot of wankers
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(Fox 45 Dayton)
 
 
 
Active shooter reported at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base during active shooter training. No, wait. There was no "Real World Shooter". But there was a trigger happy security guard firing his weapon through a door. In the hospital
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Fishing crew catches all-blue crab. Captain reminds them to use protection next time
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Driver caught at 99 mph needed to get to Taco Bell before closing time
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There are a lot of Hemingway stories from his later years that he thought would be too shocking for readers in the 1950s. He told his editor, "You can always publish them after I'm dead." And so they have been, and it was good
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cool space station
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FFS, wash your hands, people. Possibly also your feet and mouth
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man turns Porsche Cayenne into a convertible, complete with faux wood paneling on the sides. Faces execution if he ever sets foot in Stuttgart
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Stabbing victim says woman gave 'weird' grin before stabbing him nine times in the bed where they had had sex. At least she wasn't angry
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Start with some beaten eggs and dump in random ingredients, pour into pie crust and bake for 45 minutes. Cut yourself a slice and enjoy the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 22-28 Give Quiche a Chance Edition
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man breaks into firehouse, says he believes his sister is buried in the basement. Then it gets weird
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Youngest pilot from the Battle of Britain Dies. Aces High. \m,/ \,m/ (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Squirrels Have Taken Over This Bangor Neighborhood
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The CDC wants you to know that while safe sex is good, washing and re-using your condoms is bad. In other news, Reusable Condoms is the name of subby's King Missile cover band
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Heinz to overhaul ketchup packets during push to create sustainable packaging. Will still explode over everyone's shoes when you step on one by accident at the concession stand
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. map of student loan debt is like the War of 1812: The closer to Canada you are, the more you're in danger
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman: Damn, I forgot my password to pay my Utility bill. I'll just click "forgot password" and.... Utility Company: We have reset your password. Your temporary password is {n-bomb}. Woman (a longtime NAACP volunteer): The FARK it is!
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My dad passed away recently, and my mom moved in with me. She's a diabetic who has had an amputation. I like to cook for her, but after two months I'm running out of ideas. I would love to hear you thoughts about dinner possibilities Many thanks
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(WTVA)
 
 
 
Mississippi police seek man for Walmart assaults. No experience necessary. Apply now
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle's Space Needle to unveil rotating glass floor, allowing visitors to see five hundred feet straight down at homeless people peeing in the street
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
SC school district to do away with snow days. Will replace them with online classes. In other news, three flakes in the sky is enough to have snow day in SC
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
iTrillion
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' castle up for sale for just $656,000. Was not a popular wedding reception venue
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(The Hutchinson News)
 
 
 
Ow! My balls!
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Want to own Han Solo's hole-free jacket from 'The Empire Strikes Back?' It'll cost you about $1 million
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Person taunts bison in Yellowstone Park. Karma would have ensued but the coward ran away
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And then there are those times where a cop's bodycam footage shows that, yes, the unarmed man did deserve to get shot
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
DC is getting a Rick and Morty-themed bar: The Wubba Lubba Dub PUB
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
9-1-1, what's the emergency? There is a black woman feeding the homeless
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Man turns himself into police after downloading child pornography because the "FBI" had locked his phone and he couldn't turn it back on. Fark: It was a virus
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are 1000 ways to die and then there is this way
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(Babylon Bee)
 
 
 
Experts conclude that 3D printed guns pose no threat after observing people attempting to operate regular printers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Your eco-friendly collapsible steel straw that you bought to save the oceans may be counterfeit, which means you'll have to throw it away, which means you just helped destroy the oceans more. See, I told you to just keep using plastic straws
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today's horoscope: If you're a Taurus your anus will be the source of a business idea (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The streets of San Francisco are clogged with dirty needles and "piles of human feces"
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Looks like Pope Francis just excommunicated Texas
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop Trump crossing the swamp
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thieves posing as customers steal $20,000 worth of wigs from workshop. There was reportedly hell toupee
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who was once told she would never be beautiful because of a skin condition becomes an underwear model to prove everyone wrong
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It is high time for America to get in on go cups
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
France passes new law banning smartphones in schools. Kids now begin the process of learning to talk to another human face to face
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Only in France would rappers beat each other with perfume bottles. The authorities are looking for bruised men that smell nice
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you've always dreamed of being an extra in a naked bike ride scene in a Disney movie, today's your lucky day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For selling fraudulent loans ultimately causing the U.S. economy to crash in 2008, Wells Fargo has to pay a fine equal to 2 months' profit, but not admit fault. That'll teach 'em
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parents find out their 4.16 GPA kid is gay, bail on tuition, instead send him for gay conversion therapy. Fortunately, the internet is $50K less heartless than his parents. Bonus: Leftover $$ will be used to help other kids like him
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You'll have to pay a king's ransom for Queen Elizabeth's vintage Rolls Royce
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nutritionist declares that trendy vegetarian diets make people fat and miserable, and they kinda miss the subtle point on exactly why they are unhappy, but surely it involves lack of bacon
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Kindr: it's like grindr but with less sexual racism, transphobia, body shaming and labels
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
McDonald's secret sauce accidentally gets fed into their coffee machine
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
29 Ways America Is Super Weird, Compared To Other Countries. Come for the metric system, stay for the lack of maternity leave. Rational discussion about the cocaine stat to the right
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alaska town hit by ransomware attack turns to hunt & peck, which is probably an Alaska solution to just about everything
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The TSA wants to stop screening passengers at your small town airport. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
How many Hail Marys do you have to say if you embezzle $180k from a church to buy guns and jewelry?
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(The Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
It appears diaper-eating fish are not a solution to Indonesia's solid waste problems
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 691: "Mental Health Day". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 01, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman found dead at roadside GETS UP and flashes lorry driver before bolting
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"We were moving like 60 keys a week. I brought in my dad and my step-brother." The riveting story of what it's like to be a female coke trafficker
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ah, California and those endless summers of wildfires
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Judge orders defendant's mouth taped shut when he won't stop talking during sentencing. Robert Mueller seen taking notes
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Goat yoga is old news. The new thing is moose yoga
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Over Machu Picchu? No, on the train tracks near Machu Picchu
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Adorable little girl passes out breakfast burritos to hardworking firefighters battling the California wildfires
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Looks like USA Today has just discovered that the media only cares about missing persons when they're attractive white women
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Kurdish druid crew dirt is on crudist dude Drew Curtis. (Say that 5 times fast)
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bather
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Lemur stolen from zoo found in hotel with note to call police
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(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
World's oldest yo mama joke discovered in Iraq
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Scientists have finally figured out why everyone goes down on the Bermuda Triangle
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Help welcome Loofah and Doofah, twin endangered red panda cubs born at an upstate New York zoo, to the world
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bet you don't have the guts to read this article about a rendering-truck rollover. WARNING: vegan-diet inspiring photos
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(WCF Courier)
 
 
 
A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a 6-foot salami under the other. The Bartender says, "So, I don't suppose you'd be needing a drink?" The blonde says
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Runaway wheel sparks four different fires on highway. Driver says it picked a fine time to leave him
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa couple runs wine business out of old VW bus. Will graduate to toilet sangria business after DUIs
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man who killed his infant son is arrested for stealing gold bar, blames it on his $700-a-week Marijuana habit
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
This is why bunny rabbits utterly FAIL as guard dogs (embedded video)
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(SFGate)
 
Weeners
 
CDC decides it has to go on the record about not washing and reusing condoms
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(Dwell)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wooden house/patio/courtyard area thingee
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Thieves motorboat Swedish crown jewels. Insert your own prepositions, verbs and take it from there
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Harrisburg Diocese identifies 71 sex abusers, cites failure of bishops. Jury still out on the knights and rooks
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The merry pranksters running the satirical "City of Atlanta" Facebook page are planning an implosion event for Confederate carving on the face of Stone Mountain
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Florida Man super pissed off that one of Drew's friends wrote in her recent book that there's no evidence that key lime pie was invented in the Florida Keys. Dumbass tag on vacation in the Outer Banks
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah may be forced to sell real beer after brewers start phasing out 3.2% water
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Apple CFO has pinky finger millimeters from lower lip, but achieving a trillion dollar market value might not be all that easy. Edit: or not
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering what a large jetliner crashing looks like from inside the aircraft, one of the Aeromexico passengers managed to record the entire incident
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Women who have been best friends since childhood and sat next to one another at school learn they were accidentally switched at birth and raised by the other's parents
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Man runs over 26 miles to warn of foamy sludge spewing from refinery (with pics and video)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Episcopalians unsure about the gender of God, revise their playbook
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Adorable dog born without a nose given last-minute chance for recovery, opportunity to be punchline of Hitler's joke
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There is trolling your boss and there is using a plane to fly a route shaped like a giant penis trolling
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Let's see what is trending on Twitter today, hopefully this won't require eye bleach... oh god
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
According to this article, 1.5 million people in the US will lose their limbs to dog saliva. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Police on the lookout for a white, college age, very straight-laced looking male who serially farts in the West Village
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
18-year-old pizza delivery driver stuns family with his mad Beethoven skills on their piano
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(Ebony Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman calls cops on a black woman waiting for an Uber because she was standing under an awning to avoid the rain
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The Forest Grove Police Log: Fish heads, methamphetamines, misuse of 911, and a welfare check with a happy outcome. It's like Florida in the Northwest
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Teen seriously hurt in "Kiki" challenge gone wrong. Who knew that filming yourself jumping out of a moving car to dance could be so dangerous?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop whatever it is that the First Lady is harvesting
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amazing pictures from the Dog Photographer Of The Year contest, just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When a plane crashes in Mexico, where do you bury the survivors? Wait, the passengers survived? All of them?
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
While you were going about your day, a parking garage in Irving, TX has been collapsing and crushing cars in a series of pancake failures. Mmm, pancakes
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(CBS 6 Albany)
 
 
 
New York Governor offers to pay permit for 7-year-old's lemonade stand
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I heard you like Vans, so I put some Van Gogh on your Vans, so you can Van Gogh while you Van-go
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Woman charged with stealing a 1997 Dodge Ram. And a 2000 Pontiac Grand Am. And a 2006 GMC pickup. And a 1994 Ford Ranger. And a 2005 Toyota Sequoia. And a dog. On Sunday
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(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
American asses are crippling Greek asses
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Vice principal caught hit-and-runoff. What say you?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Swedish crown jewels stolen in daring motorboat heist/Muppet film pitch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They ate raw centipedes, and then the murders, I mean headaches began
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chipotle makes people sick again. In other news, there is a website called "iwaspoisoned.com"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Since 2009, Google Translate has been providing "scummy" Welsh translations for road signs, like 'Gweithwyr yn ffrwydro' which should mean "Blasting in Progress' but actually means 'workers exploding'
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
From the "What could possibly go wrong?" department, Greenville, SC to host a scavenger hunt featuring $100 bills to be scattered around the city
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Tue July 31, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
It was an unhappy hour for beer thieves in Orlando. 🍺
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(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Stray dog who spent two years on college campus posing for photographs and avoiding capture chooses a new family
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(UDOT I-80)
 
 
 
If you live in SLC or will be driving on I-80 through the area there are planned closures today and tomorrow. Apparently, UDOT will be installing the equivalent of a Blue Whale
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Keep your Wisconsin fair food; here's all the new food available at the Iowa State Fair this year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Morbidly obese, orange haired, carb addicted and social media obsessed is no way to go through life, Mr Pres... er, Bronson the Cat
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman's stalking case returns to court today. All Men's Wearhouse locations are closed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate Question: Why is sex so much better in a hotel room? Slate Answer: Because everything is so clean and just begging to be defiled. Wait. Clean? Hold on, let me get my blacklight
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County residents now able to send emergency texts to 911, finally allowing autocorrect to warn of the approach of an armed Florist Man
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Can't they just arrest San Francisco's Palace of Fine Arts? They know it's guilty, they know where it's located, and it couldn't have hidden the gun very far away
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bigfoot erotica leads to angry Cockburn
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
There's a special place in hell for copper thieves who break AC units during a heat wave
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(Some Java Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop these opera folks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: That's so hot 🔥
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
FDA is not a fan of rejuvenated vaginas
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Surf's up space ponies. Florida Man is at it again, this time he's cooking with gas, baby
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're the ATM stripper who was on the train tracks, the police would like to speak with you. Also, eww
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
So you don't agree with the official LE story that a woman managed to shoot herself while handcuffed? Well then, let's just look at the body cam footage. What's that, it malfunctioned? Well, shucky darn, guess you've gotta take our word for it then
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Neighbors near lantern festival not happy with thousands of pieces of burning lanterns landing on their homes. "I got stuck in traffic down here. I ended up seeing three fire trucks. There were bags. You can see them still flying around actually"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it looks like when luxury cars and vintage dream machines are crushed with a bulldozer? Philippine President Duterte did. No car lover should click this link. You've been warned
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Train station floods during storm. Do you A: Get pumps to drain out the water? B: Re-route trains to other stations? or C: POOL PARTY?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in history: John Komnenos the Fat briefly seized the Byzantine throne and broke it when he sat on it. Following the counter-attack and short chase, he was captured and beheaded
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(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
It's National Mutt Day - Go celebrate by cross-breeding that Great Dane with that Chihuahua
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
"Florida teacher quits to become full-time grocery shopper and doubles his salary"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Denial-of-service attack targets TSG story about UAE ruler's arrest for sexual assault of hotel maid. Bonus: Sheikh looks like a Foot Locker manager
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Restaurant outraged that irresponsible customers would post video online of live parasitic roundworms crawling out of their food
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(Some Zen)
 
 
 
Photoshop these calm messengers
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, Florida Man, getting a seat upgrade would 'be the bomb' but you should consider alternate phrasing
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Identical twins to marry identical twins. Their descendants will have a lot of fun with their 23andMe and Ancestry.com searches in a couple generations
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort entered the courtroom in a black suit and smiled at the jury pool. "Mueller's team brought three dollies worth of documents into the courtroom for the trial." And we're off
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Huge oyster 'the size of a shoe' found in Hudson River, no word yet on who was wearing it when they were sent to sleep with the fishes
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Acting Milwaukee County sheriff denies advising domestic violence victims to submit to their spouses, says it was more of a guideline
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle homeowners start neighborhood watch over serial pooper, hoping to catch whoever's leaving Cocoa Puffs all over their yards
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Man steals $100 worth of steaks, stuff them down inside his pants, and then made his getaway on a rainy day via a moped. That's a lot of work for some Walmart steaks
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NJ bank robber changes heart mid-heist, asks to open account after passing demand note
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Huge gold stash found in Kazakhstan mountains. Very nice
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
What's orange, smells, spews unchecked discharge, promised jobs that aren't there, and ruined the environment?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
'Monster' Carr Fire is now the ninth most destructive in California's history and still growing in spite of firefighter's attempts to turn this Carr around right now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman discovers the secret recipe for ginger ale on side of can, finds no ale and no ginger in the ingredients. Suelaraity ensues
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This guy is hung like a fire hose
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
"An Ohio woman got a scary surprise Monday morning. She opened her front door to find her taxidermic animals staring back at her"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A fascinating look at how NASA's new Parker Solar Probe will manage to stay cool near the Sun. Subby's money is on "arriving at night during an eclipse"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Zagreb Blew, SPAM recalled, the Meghalayan Age, Richard Marx, and jewelry ornamentation. It's your Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-07-15 to Sat 2018-07-21
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Photoshop this TV twosome
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The stirring tale of how two plucky young white people learned to survive as minorities in a forbidding work environment where their co-workers all had brown skin and spoke strange tongues
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Good guy with a gun is killed by you know who. This is why any teacher who agrees to carry a gun at school is nuts
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Evidently, eating uncooked children is bad for you
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If it weren't for the military, we wouldn't have words like blockbuster, deadline, SOS, and bikini
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
First comes love, next comes marriage, then comes a stolen shark in the baby carriage
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(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
God may not make mistakes, but these idiots continue to do so
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Hey, stud, what ya got there?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I thought the saying went "if you're good at something, never do it for free"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Your latest Madlibs headline: Billionaire Peter Thiel backs vegan pet food startup developing lab-grown mouse meat
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(Some Plumber)
 
 
 
Karma has been served
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
ESPN correspondent Pedro Gomez's awesome autocorrect inadvertently creates the newest Arizona Diamondbacks mascot
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Teenager unresponsive after lake rescue. Rescuers claim it's just a phase
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
That feeling when you're anchoring the local morning news and your mom ambushes you on live TV
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Community seeks to invite unknown hoser to barbeque. "We want to say thank you the right way, you know?"
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Mon July 30, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rhode Island: "We caught a 6 foot shark", Cape Cod: "Hold my crushed beer can". Shark trifecta in play
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
From deep-fried turducken to s'mores beer float: Your 2018 Wisconsin State Fair 'Sporkies' finalists are revealed
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Definitive proof that not all chaps are assless
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Apparently, some of those five-star product reviews on Amazon may not be on the up and up
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Investigatory panel completes 4-year study, 500-page report on the fate of MH Flight 370. Conclusion: we have no farking idea
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dam workers
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you back to 1965 for two hours. The DJ remembers some of these from the jukebox at the bowling alley where he learned to bowl duckpins
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Hot Water Challenge" is less a challenge than it is felony assault (WARNING: Graphic images)
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
One must sometimes suffer for the sake of art, although typically that involves something other than playing in an orchestra at 90 degrees
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Awkward: Running into your girlfriend's ex while you're on a date. More awkward: He has his daughter with him. Mega awkward: He jumps out of his truck and stabs you in the head. WTF awkward: Then jumps in his truck and leaves. SMH: Without his daughter
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man tries robbing a Whataburger with a pair of tongs
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(Some Life)
 
 
 
Photoshop this walking hug
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby giraffe finally gets a name
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Imprisoned Ex-Pakistani PM Sharif moved to hospital amid election shenanigans, proving that Pakistan remains a font of corruption sans Sharif
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Bear rescued from Colorado storm drain. With pic of the scariest Whack-A-Mole game ever
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Weather radar picks up strange flight activity over north Alabama which can mean only one thing: aliens
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Bad: too many homeless in your city. Good: helping a homeless person out by letting them live in your backyard. Fark: getting stabbed multiple times and have them try to burn your house down
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Duck boat operator sued for $100m, or approximately 2,000 years' salary for a duck boat operator
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Fortnut: the battle royale for squirrels with huge nuts, coming soon on a streaming service near you
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"It's unknown what happened to the dancing man"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman dies of asphyxiation after dry ice bound for Dippin' Dots melts in car as the nefarious Dippin' Dots mafia claims another life
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(DevonLive)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding an 8ft python in your bathroom?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If we criminalize finger guns, only criminals will have finger guns
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Come for the mother of the year candidate, stay for the mugshot collection at the bottom of the page. In fact, do yourself a favor, skip the story and go straight to the mugshots
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Generally, when driving on the shoulder to get past a traffic jam, it's in your best interest to be sure it actually is a shoulder and not a jogging path
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Fishermen haul up 6-foot great white shark with their catch off Rhode Island beach, use winch to haul it back into the water. With 'A little help here' video of shark thrashing around in the boat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reporter, cow, and crow
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Van driver caught deliberately splashing pedestrians on rainy street. Of course there's video. Bonus: Justice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kansas family has their assets frozen after Bank of America decides they must prove their citizenship
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Well I've heard of hung like a horse but never a Chihuahua. Bless him though" (NSFW)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Panicked' Kangaroo trashes Aussie house after smashing through a window. In related news, Panicked Kangaroo is subby's Midnight Oil/Men at Work cover band name
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Introducing the newest craze which will probably be the cause of many Fark threads to come: The Kiki Challenge
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elderly black man arrested for allegedly impersonating a Wall Street CEO
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