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Sun July 22, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Some father and son pairs do everything together. These two served in the military together, were cops together, and are now inmates in Palm County jails at the same time
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Family who live on a "pirate ship" in the middle of a boat graveyard say they've become something of a tourist attraction. Ya think?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Just how the fark do you contaminate crackers with salmonella? Seriously?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this inked swimmer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"We served out of date food for our wedding and everyone loved it"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chicago finally triumphs over New York for something besides pizza
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Lion doesn't sleep tonight when you pose next to it for a photo. Of course a lawsuit is only a whim-a-way (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We're getting a blood moon next Friday, so prepare for everyone to rant about the End Times again
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boy, 14, harpoons himself through eye, public sends Get Whale Soon wishes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: All 13 passengers and crew survive plane crash with very minor injuries. Damn tragedy: Plane was the "Bluebonnet Belle," one of the last seven WWII C-47B's still in airworthy condition
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this countess caravan, San Francisco 1918
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(Limerick Leader)
 
 
 
Some people fail to realize that they just aren't cut out for driving, even after being convicted of violations 107 times
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
How do you like dem melons?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A 14-year-old boy was banned from performing his spectacularly amazing drag act by his stuffy school for completely made up "law"
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
A year ago, law enforcement officials from around the globe took down several of the largest "dark web" destinations, crippling a large portion of the online black market. So, how are things going a year later?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: The worst book I ever read
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Gallant pays and tips his cab driver. Goofus bites driver's arm, hits him in the face with bolt cutters, and hides in a restaurant bathroom
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
The methiest mugshot you'll probably ever see. Meth: not even once
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cheeky dancers, Feb. 1940, Eufaula, Oklahoma
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Emergency rooms these days seem to charge for everything except the sink. Las Vegas' Centennial Hills Hospital: "Hold my stethoscope"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fark foodies, another of our heroes has gone to get in line at the great taco truck in the sky
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Florida Man has more money than sense
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Mother and son in court for a domestic violence case get detained by ICE agents
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Lost Moon
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
1902 motorized city bus looks ultra-cool to me, but somehow triggers the Jalopnik writer into fear
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ugly assed baby snow leopard is born to eat your face. Dawwwwww
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: A neckbeard Nazi walks into a mall
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Remember the US air base that lost grenades and an M240 machine gun? Canadian artillery unit goes one better with a 105mm howitzer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One woman dead after shooting inside California Trader Joe's
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Sat July 21, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A look at how Corelle dishes became the symbol of assimilation
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Charlottesville "crying Nazi" pleads guilty, gets banned from Virginia
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In San Francisco, owning a business while black will earn you a visit from the cops
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jesus wept
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona's plethora of license plate choices raise over $10 million for different organizations, still confuse law enforcement agencies
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Crisco in a disco
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Drunk guy manages to drive the wrong way on I-10 in Houston, in the HOV lanes, for 10 miles, without hitting anything. Ta da
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Man surprised that his website rentahitman.com is actually being contacted by people who want a hitman. Owners of contractkiller.com and wewhackpeople.net reportedly sympathetic
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
If you're going to turn your home into a grow house, it really helps to pay your utility bills on time
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Saga Prefecture Dental Association unveils horror-themed videos with zombies and Sabako the creepy tooth fairy, reminding children to brush their teeth ... or else
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Millennials are risking their retirement accounts to buy homes, although what sort of home you can buy for $6.27 and a few sticky bottlecaps is anyone's guess
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this breathtaking contest
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lots of activity as Fukushima beach reopens. Totally rad
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Yo dawg I heard you like Robin Hood so I took Robin Hood and got Hollywood to plan seven Robin Hood movies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Only $250 will snag you a cool invite to Snekretary's book launch party
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(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
"A drunk man arrested for causing a nuisance of himself at McDonald's had just come out of a heatstroke-induced coma - caused by being pushed around in a wheelbarrow"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Oh good lord... let the insanity commence
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The "sudden" and "unexpected" storm that "came out of nowhere" and swamped the Missouri duck boat, killing 17 people? Yeah, it was neither sudden nor unexpected, and it came from exactly where forecasters said it would come from
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"We're so sorry we wrongfully convicted you and sent you to prison for 23 years. Here's a big check for your troubles." "Thanks, I'll just go put this in the bank." "Yeah, about that... um"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cue "Yakety Sax'"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Seems these North Carolinian preschoolers will have a boring summer this year
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(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Heading to a theme park this weekend? Feeling like getting a bite to eat while you're there? Protip: avoid the candy apples and ice cream bars, stick with the corn dogs and funnel cake
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's long national nightmare is over: Toblerone will soon return to their original shape, abandoning unpopular "bike rack" design
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dog brings sprinkler inside house to cool off. Facebook user raises valid point: "Idk what's funnier, the fact the dog did that. or the fact you took a picture before getting the sprinkler the fark out of the house"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lee said that while cyclists and pedestrians are spotted on the freeway all the time, the nudity element made the incident "rather unusual"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peculiar salvage
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Things you should know about brown recluse spider bites. 1) NOPE 2) NOPE 3) NOPE
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Michigan high school stocks its classrooms with "safety buckets" ...just in case there's one of those everyday mass shootings
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dr. Tinycat. New and improved on Caturday: Dr. Kittams
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Good things about surveillance videos? They provide solid alibi when angry business partner plants evidence, coaches her 12-year-old daughter to ID you as trying to kidnap kid from backyard
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Homeless man breaks into house, takes the family Tesla out for a spin, returns, gives cleaning crew the day off then has a relaxing shower
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Sure a college degree will put you on the path toward the American dream when you're white, but nothing beats inheriting money from your family
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Toddler saves dad having a stroke by face-timing mom
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: You're watching too many cartoons
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Thieves behind $8,000,000 Carnegie Library theft revealed to be archivist responsible for the collection and the owner of the neighborhood rare book store. They'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Imagine a world where everyone is vegan, plastic bags are banned, and the only cruelty left is bicycle-to-bicycle drive-by shootings
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marijuana deaths have risen over 65% in the last 20 years. No wonder it's illegal. Oh wait, that's alcohol deaths. Never mind, continue drinking
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What the world will look like after all the ice melts because of global warming. Bonus: No more Florida (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 20, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Has there ever been a more sublime phrase than "increased flow of beer, alcohol"?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Oh, the stranded manatee
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Celebrity surgeon "Dr. Bumbum", on the lam after a patient's death, has been captured. Writers for "Law & Order" hear the call
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to 6th child in her garden in front of 1.4 million people. That's one big garden (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
Headline: Town's sudden stance on mobile homes causes division, uncertainty. Article: Town's zoning ordnance, that had been in place since 1994 finally being enforced
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you go to the bathroom and find a rabid bat clinging to your arm?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a roller skating dog wearing a dashing red cape
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The UK is using child spies in police operations. To be fair, it's probably cheaper to just stuff a toddler in a lamp than it is to install some expensive surveillance bug in it
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Does this smell like nerve agent to you?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this friendly neighborhood crossroads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you bet "spontaneously combusting tortilla chips" would be the next sign this timeline is being written by a deranged six-year-old, step up to claim your prize
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian plane struck by lightning mid-air, proving Australia will try to kill you at a distance too
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Ask not for whom the Hemingway Look-Alike Contest is held, for the Hemingway Look-Alike Contest is held for thee
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Please note: when filing a complaint about police misconduct with the department, the official filing cabinet for that complaint might look suspiciously circular
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After the Navy changes course on ponytails for women, men ask for permission to grow beards. Experts think the Navy may meet them halfway and permit man-buns and patchy goatees
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Dole out the cooked pineapples
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Marijuana should be legal in all 50 states, according to my new favorite congressman, Tim Ryan
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Man with history of threatening people at convenience store argues with woman parked in handicapped space, shoots her boyfriend after being pushed to the ground. Cops say he might not be charged because of Florida's "stand your ground" law
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Colleges are starting to ask for a share of future salary in lieu of loans, First borns still safe
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(Some Farmer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this secret urban farm
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
ATF halts investigation into multi-million dollar hotel arson case because... the local police detective stopped returning their calls
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Who the hell eats raw turkey?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you have stolen the Thomas The Tank Engine land train in Lowestoft, Suffolk, every driver in the town would like to buy you a large drink
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A 9-year-old was forced to remain in the classroom and watch her classmates have fun at a good attendance celebration because she had had surgery that caused her to miss class for two weeks
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
King Kong has been arrested in Iowa after threatening to kidnap and eat children. (with mugshot goodness)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
'Star Wars' action figures expected to sell for $360K. No word on if the bidders will be named Cooper, Hofstadter, Wolowitz and Koothrappali
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Baby born at Chik-fil-A to get free food for life. Jeez, I was born in a hospital, and I didn't get squat
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Man posed as buyer to steal $5,000 gold nugget. Insurers use the vampire rule, won't cover cost because he was invited inside which renders homeowners powerless
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
An important part of any sting is having the police actually show up
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Three skeletons found in ancient Egyptian sarcophagus. What were they expecting to find, a toaster oven?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Horses
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Let's enjoy the dead rats, barnacle-encrusted condoms and a cockroach using a napkin as a raft as we take a ride down the Gowanus Canal in NYC in a canoe
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
First class at University of Houston's new medical school will have their tuition paid for after anonymous $3 million donation
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
You can soon have the Fukushima California wine vintage
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption this cat in charge
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
SPAM products recalled. Hawaiians raise alert level from 'active volcano' to 'panic'
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The European Space Agency wants a name for its Mars rover. Difficulty: No Spacey McSpaceFace. How about Kevin?
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(WKTV Utica)
 
 
 
Police respond to 911 call, find a gator inside an abandoned building. Fark: In western New York
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Artist fills potholes in Manhattan, Brooklyn with 'Vermin of New York'-themed mosaics
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC steam pipe explosion scattered asbestos over about 50 buildings. "I hate to say it, if someone was wearing expensive clothing at the time ... If it has fibers in it, you're not going to see that clothing again," the mayor said
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(Independent)
 
 
 
It's been a difficult few days in politics: let's have fun by Photoshopping Ernie and Bert
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the point of kale? How did it go from being a plate garnish to being eaten? Are we that hard up for greens? Can we feed it to real food and still get nutrition? It's the Fark Weird News Quiz July 1-7 Kale Edition
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Holy housing disputes! HOA makes man take down his batcave
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Proof, if proof were needed, that most jokes have an element of truth in them as 220 people from Northern Ireland are treated in hospital for sunburn
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Apparently there are some biological reasons why that escaped zoo jaguar killed so many animals and not just because it's a big a-hole
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Explaining your drugs to police as a matter of divine providence may not work. Especially if you've been mooning people
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Underwear clad as the garbage truck towers / Overlooking the scene in the early hours / When silence is broken he always scours / Gone crazy with shallots
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Eleven people killed after Duck boat capsizes on Table Rock Lake during severe storm near Branson, Missouri
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Central California is collapsing under its own weight
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Florida bro slaps waitress' butt as he leaves Georgia restaurant. Does she: a) Post his picture on Facebook; b) Blog about it on Tumblr; or c) Horse-collar him, slam him to the ground, and berate him in front of the rest of the patrons and staff?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Senate UNANIMOUSLY tells Trump and Putin to suck it
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You can have it your way at Burger King. Except when service is slow. That's when you go behind the counter and just serve yourself
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Madame Gao refuses to sign for package in Berlin
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(Some Installer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange installation
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Man's final wishes on cellphone count as a will, court says. Unfortunately they were for nudes and an extra life in Angry Birds
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officials search for wild donkey shot with arrow. Dragon, Shrek inconsolable
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Dat is very nice ship you recover dere comrade, be awful shame if goods not returned to proper owners in entirety, da
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cop pats down man, finds crack
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Democratic politician in NJ wants to tax tap water
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hot Instagram model is charged with assaulting her boyfriend, as he takes out an AVO against her for 'pulling his hair and pushing him'
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Do you want poltergeists in your school? Because this is how you get poltergeists in your new school
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. Advisory Neighborhood Commission seeks to strip Trump Hotel of its liquor license on the grounds the owner is not a man of "good moral character"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Dog swims 5 miles to shore after jumping out of boat to chase ducks that owner couldn't hit with that stupid Nintendo pistol
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Son cuts 5" hole in father's safe to steal 20k. Apparently the websites "Safe-cracking made stupid easy" and "How to figure out the key pad lock combination" didn't give the results he wanted
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(Some Joe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fuzzy face
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida scientists discover new 'alien-like' shark with huge eyes. Shark trifecta completed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know you're having a rough day when a photographer photographs you getting spit on by a giraffe. Also if you're an Oxpecker
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Cocktail shaker the size of a cement mixer roams New Orleans streets. Not that we needed another reason to love NOLA, but we'll happily take it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mounted police called to deal with escalating tensions between massive 'Become a Pork Lover' bus and vegan protest, which appears to have only involved 2 people
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'Poor' Aussie millennial in London enduring a harsh backlash after describing her struggle to save for a house on her measly six-figure salary
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Bacon lovers, not only can it give you cancer but eating it is also bad for your mental health. Enjoy your risk of a manic episode
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
You want sappy? 'Cause I've got sappy: Vet reunited with his service dog after thieves make off with his SUV with the dog in it
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
'Pimp Earl,' companions wanted in McDonald's carjacking. No word if he was wearing a cardboard crown
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The cashless society is a con - and big finance is behind it"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'm a shark, I'm a shark, I'm a shark!" "I'm a 500-pound goliath grouper." "Fark!"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
FEMA to Americans: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand company implements four day work week without pay cuts; sky doesn't fall, but stress levels did
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"This couple staged an elaborate airplane gender reveal." I didn't know planes had sexes. I thought they were all just giant flying coffins
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Must be an acid flashback; I swear I just saw a flying whale
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Step 1: Buy flip phone. Step 2: Use flip phone. Any questions?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hop-Con 6.0 Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout release party in beautiful San Diego, California
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Omaha already has the worst drivers in the nation, so why not increase the speed limit to 75? What could go wrong?
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Medevac called after person struck in the head by a cow in what sounds to be Twister cosplay gone wrong
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Harry Potter-themed bar crawl' sounds like something that will have you mistaking Professor McGonagall for Hermione at the end of the night
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Viewers in the UK are having night terrors over an anti-fraud commercial from Barclays because "the woman's face is so scary" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sharks attack two children in New York. Jets called in
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these blueprint tourists
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Hey, free sharks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nothing like a steam pipe explosion to start your day in Manhattan
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(KIWA Radio)
 
 
 
At the Lyon County Fair, exhibitions include making ole bolen (a Dutch pastry), making spec 'n dicken (a German pastry), making lefse (a Norwegian pastry), making butter, making rope, and pulling taffy. But the crowds are into the making of bacon
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
Nothing's too good for the U.S. military. They get the best weapons, armor, sex toys, reconnaissance gear... wait, back up a sec (NSFW)
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The world was made of right-handers. And only the smartest overcome it
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Think 3-year-olds defending themselves in court is bad? The USA has put 70 infants under age 1 through immigration courts since October
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
A cannabis festival is being investigated for permitting the consumption of cannabis. In a state where cannabis is legal
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(West Central Tribune)
 
 
 
Jessica Jones exercises restraint, allows authorities to deal with neanderthal who gropes her friend
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
New study from the Obvious Institute of Obviousness discovers that more college students smoke marijuana after its been legalized
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
When you want to splatter eight litres of pig's blood all about the home of your former Tory MP ex-lover but you still want to be somewhat polite and British about it. With "wait, HE was getting some strange?" picture
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Brit found bloodied with serious head injury after falling 'may have been having sex'. Repeat: May have ..because everyone was too drunk to tell. Did subby say Brits?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby flamingos melting hearts, providing positive Florida tag stories
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 689: "Nth Degree". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 18, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Just sit right back to hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started at the cave entrance, with 12 boys that were hip. The coach was a mighty coachin' man, the boys were brave and sure, they climbed into cave that day, for a one hour tour
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Heroin stash disguised as cooked chicken doesn't fly with airport screeners
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Feel the OUTRAGE of NYC-based millennials living on an $1k monthly allowance from their parents
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Woman walking area picking up cigarette butts approached by naked man offering his butt. Police take his butt to jail where more butt jokes ensue
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mon dieu, French butchers are asking the French government for protection from militant vegans
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Highway 1 re-opens through Big Sur, giving tourists a beautiful view of the coastal fog
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Retired NYPD narcotics detective caught on a wiretap admitting her involvement with a major heroin ring during an angry phone call with her boyfriend
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(Some Upholding Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pyramid scheme
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Woman buys organic grapes at Stop & Shop and gets a bonus 100% organic venomous spider
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
DARPA and the Pentagon are *not* working on any secret mind control weapons. Totally Fake News. I mean you're not even reading this on the internets. You're thought you heard about from someone whose cousin said they saw it from a neighbor in Canada
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Problem: you have a date with two different women on the same night. Solution: ditch the first date midway, steal her car and take the other woman to the movies
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
"The New York Subway Has Become a Totalitarian Anti-Dog Police State" grumpycatgood.jpg
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Northern Minnesota man, aka DoubleChinRooster, on trial in pipe bomb case. User name checks out
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wild parsnips have allied with giant hogweeds in the botanical war against humanity (graphic image warning)
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man arrested after calling 911 to find out if he had any warrants
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of 43 kids found beaten to death in his apartment. Neighbors suspect someone got sick of him singing that "Every Sperm Is Sacred" song
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's why big banks like Goldman Sachs failed spectacularly in predicting the World Cup. Article fails to answer the more important question, "why the fark were banks trying to predict the World Cup?"
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these pillars
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Gang of thieves don't think their cunning plan stealing of surveillance cameras and drugs all the way through, accidentally livestream robbery
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
How a car drove across the seafloor of Darwin Harbor 35 years ago. Place name didn't check out this time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Gnome thief fails dex check
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Relax, you are about to get a snake massage' makes for a good headline, poor pickup line
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
DAD: Hey, son. What are you drinking? SON: Soy milk. DAD: Hola milk, soy padre. FDA: CESE Y DESISTA AHORA
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
What do you get when you combine Florida, Home Depot, and a pet monkey named Spanky?
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Genius who tried to outrun police by jumping off overpass finally in court after lengthy hospital stay
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Naked man claims he was 'partying hard'. Andrew W. K. approves
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
There's no such thing as a "bored lonely housewife" looking for sexy time on the internet
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ex-Olympian sentenced for pig's blood revenge; no word if she bought it at the cash and carrie wholesale butchers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Now that its floating issue has been addressed, Spain's new S-80 submarine doesn't fit in its dock
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, next month you can finally legally download 3D-printed gun designs
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Dr. BumBum on the runrun in Brazil after Patient dies from failed butt enlargement injections. Sir Mix-A-Lot inconsolable
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Bicyclist finds injured dog, carries him on his back into town and finds him medical treatment and a forever home
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hot dogs and beef jerky linked to increase in mania
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Black man's car breaks down in Alabama, so he walks overnight to get to work. Cops stop him 14 miles in and ask what's going on, and then everything gets much better. Come for the story, stay for the slightly restored faith in humanity
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kid over tips at Lynchburg eatery. In coins. Some people have a problem with this
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man who had sex with a horse claimed animal gave consent by winking at him
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian woman goes to Germany, publishes Holocaust denial videos, gets tossed in jail. Urges government to end this "unjust and immoral" imprisonment. Yeah, we'll get right on that
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New study suggests that 'teenagers prefer family time to sex.' Why_not_both jpg
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Obvious: City runs speed trap in inactive work zone to raise revenue. Ohio: In violation of consumer protection laws
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop something for this ballerina to see
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just in time for Woofday here are the winners of this years Kennel Club dog photo contest. This is your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh to host 3 day long pickle incident
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(NextGov)
 
 
 
DARPA creating mind-machine interface for military use; UN Commissioner Lal blabbering on about "private army of demons" or something
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New Las Vegas PD Recruitment Video
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(Fark)
 
 
 
6th Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 18, 6pm - VIP Sold Out
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The horror show we call the Trump presidency got your stress levels up? Come rest your weary head by watching some brown bears fish for salmon (live)
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Never throw the baby out with the bathwater. Also, calling in bogus reports that it was thrown out of a moving car and over a cliff is similarly bad, even if not quite as terse a saying
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
I like my women like Eddie Izzard likes his coffee
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Marines always brag about how they are the best and now it's been proven to be true. The Marines have won bragging rights as the biggest binge drinkers. Slemper flii sirrr
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: California fixer-upper sells for $1.4 million. News: The entire town. Fark: Listed at under one million, but the agent did some phenomenal staging
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Eight Mile is on fire, prompting mandatory evacuations and rap battles
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Cougar in deadly attack had 'no abnormalities' according to report. Apparently, a haze of Dolce and Gabbana is just natural for the species
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Tue July 17, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
When awakened by demons, reach for your bible, and when that proves to be insufficient as an improvised bludgeon there's always pipes and frying pans as options
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $54,000 worth of textbooks from law school. Police hope to recover the 12 volumes soon
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
What is more Florida than a couple posing for pictures with deputies after they're arrested for speeding and a chase? And don't forget the heroin and cocaine possession too. Say cheese
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Two men charged after modifying Rock, Paper, Scissors to include, Axe, Hammer, Shotgun
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
"Dispatch said traffic was down to one lane around mile marker 133, but it is now back to normal" And by "Normal" they mean there are hopefully no more tractor trailers full of horses on fire
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Neighborhood Revitalization Complete: We have purchased the crack hotel's neon palm tree
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Cat's butthole writes complaint. No word on if it was wearing lipstick
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Japanese PM Shinzo Abe's looking at out the window
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A tale of two asses
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Deep color, velvety red, no real sign of ageing, still very youthful and firm berry fruits on the nose, heavily Cabernet in style, blackcurrant leaf, with a cedar wood / cigar box spice coming through, followed by a strong mouse finish
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(CNN)
 
 
 
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I hates that rassa-frackin' no-good fire
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"Look, this high-risk tunnel filled with radioactive waste could just collapse at any moment, we gotta fix it." "Now, now, let's not be hasty, let's let the public weigh in with comments first"
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(WESA Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Scientist get grant to drink and hook up. I mean to study beer goggles - they are real
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
U.S. death rates from liver cancer have risen 43% since 2000 and anybody familiar with the Politics tab understands the use of the Obvious tag
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man dies of heart attack in Disney World wave pool, will be posthumously renamed Bob
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Virgin Mary statue weeps olive oil. Unclear at this point if it's virgin olive oil
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents are now throwing their daughters period parties. Expect all kinds of strings to be pulled so guests can have a bloody good time
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Missing hiker found in 'good condition,' which is like mint condition but only worth about half as much
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Photoshop a use for this impractical contraption
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Burned chicken, coconut rum and a weaponized anchor. Just another Tuesday in Florida
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Your near-daily white folk call cops on black folk thread. Today's offense: a hard screen in a pickup basketball game
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Woman kills mother after being left out of will in favor of siblings. Wonder what might have prompted that decision
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman busted for selling meth appears very happy to have been awake for four straight days
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
The story of the only person in Missouri ever convicted of the crime of "causing a catastrophe." What's the next level after that, crimes against humanity?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Definitive proof Scottish people will drink anything
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(Today)
 
 
 
In a shockingly unplanned, utterly non-contrived, crazily spontaneous turn of events, swimsuit model takes the catwalk while nursing her newborn because it just happened -- again, pure coincidence here -- to be the kid's dinner time
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Today's alert on what will kill your children faster than a bag of rattlesnakes in their beds is . . . Chips Ahoy cookies
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Bicyclist versus lift bridge. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
HELP WANTED: Mattress firm looking to hire a 'snoozetern.' Applicants must be 18 or older and "proficient in napping, regardless of time of day"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of 5 enraged that his neighbor put up an anti-child mosquito alarm on her house so the kids will stay off her property. In related news, there's something that's called a mosquito alarm that will keep kids off your lawn
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Living the pug life: Police post mugshot of lost dog, bail paid in cookies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-07-01 to Sat 2018-07-07. Sunbathing at weddings, Hunter Tess Thompson, tornado suspect, and Instagraaaaaaa
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
An English woman travelled all the way to the Jersey Shore and all she got was an umbrella impaled through her
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Japan has a ninja shortage, and is willing to pay you $85,000 to become one
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Voting machine manufacturer ES&S installed modems and PC-Anywhere on election tabulation machines, making the worst decision for security short of leaving ballot boxes on a Moscow street corner
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Pope says "like a virgin" is ok. Madonna nods in approval
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Lava bomb hits Hawaii tour boat after captain fails his saving throw against fire mage
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CVS fires the two employees who called the cops on a black woman trying to use an incontinence coupon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So apparently a couple of months ago the Navajo Nation tried to buy gun maker Remington for $500 million and had a plan to end civilian sales of AR-15's and handguns and invest heavily in R&D to create "smart guns"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this future fridge, 1959
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Get ready Ohio - Stormy Daniels is coming again
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
MGM Resorts sue victims of Las Vegas mass shooting, gambling that firestorm of negative publicity will still pay out better than paying them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The annual count of swans that Queen Elizabeth owns is underway. Place your guess to your right, please
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toddler trapped in front load washer presents conundrum to online world: Hot or cold setting? Fabric softener or no?
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Abandoned couch outside Florida Walmart becomes sightseeing attraction
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Indiana man teaches gun cleaning to his daughter, should have taught responsible parenting to himself
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lava tourists meet lava. Lava, meet lava tourists
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "She seems nice"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have you ever had your teeth worked on and wondered what would happen if the dentist's hand slipped?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What are the weirdest gifts given to teachers: Carnac the Magnificent: A dead cat's collar, a garden gnome and a turtle
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Mon July 16, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Steak 'n Shake 'n Shoot not a hit with customers, paramedics
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Somebody call 911" Alexa: "Now playing Fire Burning on the Dance Floor by Sean Kingston"
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Alligator caught on video eating shark off South Carolina coast. "He mostly shows up when the fishing charter boats start back to their season because the eating is good for him off the dock when they clean the fish"
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moon flower seed pod
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) tonight continues the month theme with songs that got added to my iTunes Library in the month of July, all the way back to 2010
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Cops give up chasing man on stolen motorcycle, just wait for him at his home after recognizing him. Tag is for the man for going straight home
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If your daughter is going to be a pole dancer later in life you might as well start training her when she's young
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman emerges from her hotel bath to find maggots on the floor. Which naturally gives the Mirror the perfect reason to show her cleavage in a bikini top
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6 nurses from the same hospital unit get pregnant at the same time. In an unrelated matter, do any Farkers know a good paternity lawyer?
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Photoshop this dancing fairy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man shows how to hypnotize a chicken. No word on whether he made it act like a human
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Welcome to Amazon"s Prime Day Please enjoy your shopping on our webs-CCCRRAAASSHH ...aaaaaand it's back
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Seattle heat wave sets new records for high temperature, amount of wilted flannel withering under the godless sun
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maine Supreme Court to decide whether seaweed is a plant or an animal
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Florida's economy hits $1T GDP milestone. To be fair, news stories about Florida Man huffing paint probably makes up about half of that
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Homeowners watch remotely via doorbell camera as barefoot woman in bathrobe, who crashed a car nearby, tries to break into their home while carrying a gun
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A firenado turning into a waterspout caught on video
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
17 yr old gets attacked by snake while mowing lawn. Gives sage advice: "watch out for snakes"
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced regular gasoline with diesel. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While it isn't Woofday or Caturday the story of the Husky that helped to rescue seven abandoned newborn kittens who were left to die in cardboard box in the woods deserves its own day
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Bear takes on inflatable shark in family's backyard, will never live down the security camera footage
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What starts with "F," ends with "uck," and gets you in trouble for taking it on a joyride?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Apparently bird nests made of spit are considered a delicacy in some parts of Asia
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently it was a white people only coupon
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Having solved all the other mysteries of the world, the press turns to whether Prince William has ever eaten a hot dog
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Two "security experts" from the DoE left plutonium and radioactive cesium in the back seat of their rental car at a hotel in a high-crime neighborhood. Someone smashed the window and stole it. APB issued for Doc Brown and Delorean
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
English university slammed for pandering to the "snowflake generation" for banning the words "as you know"
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
This just in: Detroit still a burnt out hellhole
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his bulls
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Indonesian villagers said "After a while crocodile" to nearly 300 of them in a revenge attack
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Looks like France and the U.S. have more in common than we thought (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
America once had a president who told us the truth. We hated him
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Founder of "Men's Sheds" organization has to ban women after too many joined
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I wish this hero luck in his possible lawsuit against the world's richest crybaby
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
When a group of Atwater locals challenge some Proud Boys drinking at a bar owned by the writer of Michael Bay's "Armaggedon", only the fake bad reviews on Yelp win
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the DOD's struggles with the F35, Bradley AFV and Littoral Ships, Canada buys a new $200M Israeli battlefield radar that can't talk to NATO systems
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Navy's one-year-old $13bn jalopy goes back to the shop for a year. You guessed it, it's a Ford
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
If you live in Daviess County Kentucky and are missing a rhino, the sheriff's department would really like to speak to you
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Pardon me boys, is this the Chattanooga pew pew
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