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Sun June 24, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lobster
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention K-Mart drug users
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens...
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you broke into this 98-year-old World War II veteran's home and stole his medals, a lot of people would like to meet with you and, um... have a little chat
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gaggle of geese
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Cook County hopes to reduce inmate recidivism by installing a recording studio
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Woman loses control of her car, goes airborne, crashes through sign, stops at the pumps and walks away. Them Duke Boys nod approvingly
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Rare ancient galaxy has never attacked, nor has it ever been attacked
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida white guy with guns kills his whole family. Now, how can Trump blame MS-13?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida now experiencing serious reptile dysfunction
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this face in the crowd
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
2018 winner of the World's Ugliest Dog contest is imperfectly adorable
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(Some Cyclist)
 
 
 
Five police cruisers arrive on scene to a) deal with a domestic violence dispute b) foil a bank robbery c) issue a frivolous speeding ticket to a cyclist
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
El Paso County Sheriff Richard Wiles is a class act
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently being gay will get you the death penalty in South Dakota
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
John McAfee's wacky life keeps on rolling along, but just barely
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The roads in Saudi Arabia just got a bit safer with women displacing some of the testosterone driven male drivers
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Is there a patent on that acronym?" Brown said. "It's just incidental that that's the acronym we chose"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Some guy who clearly doesn't understand how abortion works says we're drinking fetuses in our drinking water. Mmmm liquid fetus
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Sat June 23, 2018
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
They finally found the one guy who is more full of crap than Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not news: food market inspected. Still not news; officials issue fines to vendors. Fark: for not displaying the names of the fish in Latin
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
College Board: history began just 500 years ago
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach stroll
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Oil train derails, dumping crude oil into river in Iowa. If only there were a way to transport oil without having to rely on trucks or trains
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, this happened, again
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The twelve listeners of Canada's only jazz radio station are stunned at allegations of misconduct
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this far horizon
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fancy Italian restaurant that serves "deconstructed desserts" named world's best restaurant by New Yorkers who have evidently never been to an Olive Garden
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shopping while black earns couple visit from police at their home
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because some business meetings are that important, man paddle boards across Hudson River to make meeting ... wearing a full business suit
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Apparently maintaining a healthy marriage means celebrating every one of your marriage anniversaries at a Burger King for the last 50 years
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaskan husky rescues injured hiker crossing frigid river. That's a good boy
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
It's another summer which means another year in which you'll probably ignore the threat of sunburned eyeballs, alcohol-induced dehydration, and beaches contaminated with E.coli
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My children have terrible fashion sense. How can I fix their insistence on not wearing socks when they wear sandals or mixing plaids with stripes?
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(Daily-Journal)
 
 
 
Illinois teen faces felony charge for recording conversation with school principal. Welcome to America
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man dresses up as clown to fight his $10 seat belt ticket in court. He's a County Board member, so it might very well be his normal attire
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Book value of a new Ferrari decreases by 30% after you leave dealer, 100% if you total it
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Blokes left disappointed after home owner shows a pool table in his vacation pad on Airbnb that doesn't live up to expectations
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you know why a WWII veteran abandoned his family, assumed the identity of a long-dead 8-year-old, and used it to work as an electrician for 26 years before committing suicide, the U.S. Marshals would like a word with you
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man shows up at his own wake. Remains to be seen
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(LY)
 
 
 
"Not all superheroes have a cape, some have a towel"
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this aerial viewpoint
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Party, June 23rd. Location: Headquarters Beercade
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"These cats are old, and we're old, we have a sense of those issues. We're kind of bound together by it. Just like feeding them, petting them, and loving them, you have to help at the end." Welcome to a rather dusty Caturday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Australian troops deployed to Afghanistan had a secret weapon for getting information out of suspected Taliban sympathizers: HEDGEHOGS
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Even though much of Arizona is a dry tinderbox where the wildfire threat is high, most municipal firework shows are still a go because 'Murica, that's why
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man looking to get a smart haircut gets dumb and dumber haircut instead, changes his name to Lloyd
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Newly released video of YouTuber's final moments before his pregnant girlfriend fatally shot him in stunt shows that they should have read more books instead of using one as body armor
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you have yet to master three-point turns, perhaps car theft should not be your chosen career path
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(CBC)
 
 
 
No longer the Onion: Teenage jogger who accidentally crossed the US border from a British Columbia beach held for two weeks
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Next phase: After demonizing your victims, deny compassion, sympathy, concern to victims. Push the envelope on hate, exclusion. Key fallacy: mind-reading, Tu Quoque
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Fri June 22, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
It's official: lap dances at school camp are "not part of the approved programme" for camp activities
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Well, there's your problem
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk driver caught three times over drink drive limit blames jar of pickled gherkins. Sounds legit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We have always been at war with Eastasia. And those frickin' sharks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When robbing a bank, never hand over your identification no matter what
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
"Father of the Year" police officer fired for using "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter" as a legal guideline
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man dressed as Elvis offers to bring tween sex toys as gifts. Cue 'Jailhouse Rock.' 🎵
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop something for this pool boy to battle
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British hero of Korean War who held his ground by fending off enemy troops with beer bottles after running out of grenades dies at the age of 90
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
What are the odds of catching a yellow lobster if 1 in 30 million lobsters are yellow lobsters?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Reader's Digest condensed version: "Got out of his car...began to approach the trooper's cruiser...ordered to get back... sped off...high-speed chase...about 8 miles...lost control...hit a power pole...burst into flames" (w/ mugshot goodness)
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Martin the tortoise spent 11 months on the lam after escaping his human overlord. Sadly only made it two blocks before being captured
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop these mellow meadow mates
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's bad enough when you flip your ute doing burnouts but it's embarrassing when you do it in front of the cops
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Are you heavier than a duck, or a Tang-era concubine? Then you can get into a theme park for free as long as you agree to be humiliated during a weigh-in first
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New blood test shows that the good people of Florida may already be infected with a virus that causes encephalitis, voting irregularities, Fark headlines
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The news for Uber keep getting worse relating to that fatal crash of their self-driving car. It appears the human back-up pilot was watching "The Voice" on her cell phone right before the crash...Yes, apparently voluntarily
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rickhouse collapse at Barton 1792 Distillery bourbon storage facility. Many barrels lost (with NSFL picture inside). Drew seen skulking around the facility with a wheelbarrow
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
"Uh, I think we found what was making that hissing sound under your car hood"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Got 'rhythem'? New Atlantic City Hard Rock casino butchers spelling on giant guitar installation
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Stinky thief with terrible body odour snared after homeowner identified burglar's 'stench'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hello mudda, hello fadda, here I am at, camp Granada
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ashley Madison releases list of the top-20 cities with the happiest marriages
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Why hairy caterpillars are suddenly everywhere. Even in your corn flakes. Right now
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
"The cat's on my head while I'm trying to drive," the deputy is heard saying in an audio recording before calling for help
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Supreme Court says the cops need a warrant to get your cell phone location data
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Police investigate bomb threat, find bag of raccoons
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Welcome to Oxford University's annual pagan party - the drugs bars are at the back, sex tent to your left and virgins are being spanked on stage (possible nsfw content on page). Sounds awesome
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Thief sends apology with $50 to Midvale City decades after theft of stop sign. He tried to deliver it earlier, but couldn't get in the door
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Abandoned baby left under stairwell 18 years ago graduates high school
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Noah will not be invited to Wilderness Bible Camp next year
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(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this good luck sendoff
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Students graduate from Ohio's first cannabis college. Subby really wants to see Cleveland School of Cannabis in the NCAA tournament bracket this year
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: millions of copycat videos are coming
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bomb threat forces London Charing Cross passengers to evacuate. They also had to leave the station
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's gone beyond witch hunts. FBI subpoenas Pecker in Karen McDougal case. Poenas
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Airline bans pit bulls as service dogs. Insists that they be killed in the hold like all the other animals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News media outlet that makes up phony headlines ran stories by Trump lawyer Cohen for approval. Good thing he's out of the way or this submission would have no chance of getting greenlit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers block 99.5% of cancer metastasis. Still no cure for cancer
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It would seem the women leaving ABC27 have a Bee in their bonnet
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Beltway Sniper could conceivably be granted parole at some point
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Northshore hairdressers take 'Clippers for Cancer' training to identify suspicious lumps on customers' scalps during idle banter
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And this is why you need to earthquake-proof your porn stash
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Atheist pastor fired for acting like a real pastor
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
The 105-year-old last surviving U-boat captain no longer holds that title
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Krauthammer down
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
DEA issues RFI to clean PnP from dough ray me
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Bear the ESD-sniffing dog, famous for helping bust Subway's Jared in Indiana, has moved to Seattle to continue his work. "Bear, like any true veteran police officer, only works when he knows he's getting paid. So in Bear's case, payment is food"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New Zealand's Prime Minister becomes the 2nd world leader in modern history to give birth while in office. You'd think a hospital would have been a better choice, but, to each their own
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto is the world's 6th worst city for commuting. Mayor promises to improve the snow mobile trails and add more chair lifts
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(Space News)
 
 
 
Apparently tired of the bi-weekly "where will it hit" articles about their first space station, China plans to crash the 2nd one on a faster schedule
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(Las Vegas Now)
 
 
 
Police hope someone will recognize this thief's dance moves. Well, it's certainly not Elaine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Summer in New York, that time of the year when commuters curse the MTA everyday on Twitter as the subway begins it's annual meltdown
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia has plans to dig a gutter along Qatar border, effectively turning it into an island
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Proposed beer legislation finally codifies the old maxim "as long as it's not like sex in a canoe"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this awkward spoon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For some reason police are less likely to patrol areas where they're absolutely hated. On the positive side, it's never been a better time for drugs, hookers, muggings
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Turkey's celebration to commemorate the F-35 got very, very weird, and not just with the news that it can actually fly
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Belgian city's plans to turn abandoned hangar into "mega-brothel" raises flap
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Homeless man accused of starting a fire that destroyed three businesses tried pouring beer, urinating on flames to extinguish blaze
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, is it too early to talk about how much snow we might have next winter?
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks into his former home, threatens new occupants, steals pulled pork sandwich and energy drink from fridge, then runs off into the woods. That'll show them
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
It's not every day you can get away with impersonating the Prime Minister of Morocco just to get a table at a restaurant, but yet here we are
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop a thrilling leap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baltimore gangster named "Butt Juice" facing life in prison as well as daily rations of Olestra to ensure he lives up to his name
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Mildly interesting: Woman brings monkey shopping with her. News: Monkey bit someone in parking lot. Florida: Woman was told not to bring the monkey back into the store earlier after it attacked someone else
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Today's scripture reading comes from the book of Ezekiel, chapter 25, verse 17
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(KFBB Great Falls)
 
 
 
Two motorists injured after swerving to avoid a kangaroo on road in rural...Montana?
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(West Kentucky Star)
 
 
 
Lewd act with a toothbrush
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook announces new subscription groups that charge members from $5 to access special content. Man, what kind of idiot came up with that idea? Also sign up for TotalFark
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'I'll be damned if I let him have the last word' said a mother before 'shooting at her 46-year-old son' as he rode away from her on a bicycle after an argument over her cell phone
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
We've all been there; sometimes when you're drunk at work, the quickest way to get a snack is to drive construction equipment to the gas station and then park it in the middle of the road
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Priest slaps baby in face during baptism because he won't stop crying. Newsflash: Slapping babies makes them cry
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer fans go wild for "hottest" Russian supporter at World Cup. Then go even wilder when they discover she's a porn star (NSFW)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
When using a stolen credit card, be sure to check the waitress's name tag
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
"Female guests wore everything from jungle scenes to bottles of champagne and even a lobster on their heads"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
I am the daughter of God, and God commands me to chase you around the parking lot and beat the hell out of you
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over, that machine gun missing from the Minot Air Force Base has been found...in the home of one of the soldiers supposedly looking for it
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Department of No Fun publishes annual list of toys that are out to harm you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ah, the Summer Solstice, when it's all about the sex
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Kid touches a poorly installed electrical outlet. In other news, kids in Florida are allowed to play behind the stove
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Tiki the toucan found. Carmine "Tommy the Toucan" Sabatini still at large
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby seal named Cocoa born at Hersheypark. It is the sealiest animal you will see today
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Flight in India becomes vomitorium after captain decides he's had enough of passengers' shenanigans
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Some corker pastes a yob caught bang to rights nicking some quid from an OAP at an ATM. Rozzers show to queer his pitch and yank him to the slammer. Hard cheese for the pincher
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(Some Dog)
 
 
 
Photoshop the inner life of Frank
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(WSYX ABC6 Columbus)
 
 
 
Suspect nicknamed "Popeye" wanted for Southern Ohio break-ins and I have a feeling he's gonna be pretty easy to identify
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Archaeologists scour the 1969 Woodstock music festival field to find remnants of the long lost hippie generation and figure out what went wrong
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Koko the gorilla dies at age 46. Sad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beware the rise of the Frankenstein super pig. OINK
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This is NOT FINE
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"Have you seen Chris?" "That's a tender subject. Here, try the brisket"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman discovers blood-stained glove in roast chicken she was going to give to her dogs. In other news, someone bought a whole roast chicken just for their dogs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman wants to slap the 'silly' tag on Debbie the cancer nurse, who helped a suffering 14-year-old girl laugh at her osteoblastoma and grow up into a healthy person and mother. First she must find her
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
When a service dog approaches you without its owner you should A) Feed it bacon B) Throw it a ball C) Seek out help immediately for the dog's owner, who's inevitably in medical distress somewhere nearby
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked, and gambling at a casino is no way to go through life, son
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Cop shoos bear out of a Subaru Outback
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
What's worse than having your ranch under floodwaters? Having your ranch under floodwaters with "pissed-off huge" grizzly bears swimming around
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Spendin' all your time gettin' tail and layin' pipe is no way to go through life, son. At least not that kind of tail and not that kind of pipe
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 685: "Modern Day Still Life 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Fail ALMOST manages to report actual news without a slant when a water main breaks at Mandalay Bay. Then they close with a reference to the shooting last year
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Police investigating body found floating near Davis Islands. Possibly a witch
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand is at BABYCON 1 as PM goes into labour. Yes she's the head of Labour Party, yes that joke has already been made
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russia improves its battle robot. It looks tough but a wedgebot might be able to get under it, flip it over
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these steampunk vampires
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Researchers uncover how alcohol is good for your heart. Well, of course, the chemical basis for alcohol use in moderat- YOU DO YOUR STUDY, I'LL DO MINE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese company apologizes on national TV for one of their employee's scandalous 3-minute lunch breaks
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy calls 911 twice -- once to say his parents were making him eat salad he didn't like, then to ask when cops would arrive because he really didn't like the salad
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Driver armed with machete no match for driver in pole position. Bonus: generic image of car on curvy road
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The reaction when people find out their photos are being used by a Twitter bot: "In other news, I'm now a motorcycle-riding, sushi-eating, Arizona-loving supporter of some governor I've never heard of. Nice"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"I am SO skipping the block party next year"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Until I first drank my dog's pee, I was depressed, I was sad, and I had bad acne"
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(SFW)
 
 
 
Photoshop this graphic picture
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Legalized pot comes to Canada October 17, 2018, 9 days after Thanksgiving. Amen
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Disgraced former FIFA President Sepp Blatter is attending the World Cup in Russia as Putin's special guest because of course he is
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Contractor hired to build and tear down temporary housing skips straight to the last step when hauling it under a low bridge
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Hawaii begs tourists to stop taking selfies with the deadly molten lava
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(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
"Beer had several signs of intoxication and smelled of alcohol, police said." No, this is not satire
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The U.S. Navy has finally had it with Florida
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Spanish forced to remind Brits to wear clothes (NSFW )
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Woman says she only had 3 drinks and doesn't remember proposing to her sober driver, stealing his car, or driving 80 with him clinging to the roof rack
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Prisoner called Spider-Man climbs up onto jail roof; falls and breaks three bones. Movie script still needs work
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man who drove forklift through Lit Restaurant Supplies was likely Lit himself
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(C|Net)
 
Weeners
 
First there was the Wienermobile. Then came WienerDrones, Wienercycles and Wiener Rovers. Now we have a freakin' jetpack on the scene
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Teenager sent to hospital because of venomous A: Snake? B: Spider? or C: Caterpillar?
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Meatloaf thief on the loose. Police warn that he'll do anything for love (but he won't do "that")
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Strange: Performance artist sold bottles of hot dog water at street festival. Stranger: For $38 per bottle. Fark: Sold about 60 liters
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists who want to assure you that are not "proponents of abstinence" are nevertheless warning that our current guidelines for how much alcohol is safe to drink per day (1 drink for women, 2 for men) are way too high and will kill you
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Charleston, where 40% of all US slaves entered the country, may finally apologize for its role in the slave trade, lose out on its chance to host tent city concentration camps for kids
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cool tower
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Discovery of the earliest known domestic dogs suggests Americans had canine companions more than 10,000 years ago. Your dog wants a Giant Ground Sloth for Wetnose Woofday Wednesday
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Texas billboard tells liberals to keep driving until they leave the state. Liberals say way ahead of you on that
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(BBC)
 
 
 
News: A serial killer might have been causing patients to overdose on opioids at an English hospital. UltraFark: At least 456 patients and possibly 200 more
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Motivational quote for today: "It might feel bad to make a mistake, but at least you didn't do anything as bad as send a motivational quote from a Nazi general to all the students at a university"
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
West Virginia's noodling and frog seasons are open. "No better time than now to go frog gigging"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A lot of these temporary separations of children from their parents at the border are permanent. Goodbye mom and dad, they had to argue over legislation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Multiple people stabbed after huge brawl breaks out on Coney Island beach. No word if the Warriors came out to play
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for unlawful possession of firearm. No word if it's the one tattooed on his face
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Yet another article thinks that $/SF of house is a meaningful way to judge a tiny cottage in Palo Alto being listed for $2.8 million
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Well New York City, you can have air conditioning or you can have subway service, but you can't have both
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Psychic medium called a scam but not for the smart reason
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
In the dark of the night. During a terrible thunderstorm. You hear a crazed voice coming out of a tailor's basement laboratory:"Igor, fetch me some denim"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Photos show man plug in huge PlayStation 4 setup on NYC train, obliviously game away across multiple seats. People didn't start to freak out until the shoe removal
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(Patch)
 
 
 
By the time most people were just finishing their lunch, ambitious man had already committed burglary, arson, hit-and-run, auto theft, and vandalism, in addition to a slew of other crimes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
At least they aren't separating babies from their mothers right? Right?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police officer Dad recreates Father's Day photo with son sitting in his lap in his police cruiser 20 years later ...now also a police officer, 6'7" and, well, they're gonna need a bigger squad car
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Alcohol You Later
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good food tastes better when it is served by an attractive lady, say most men
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Apparently having hired the ad agency of Orwell, Stasi, and Gibson Jack Daniel's unveils a billboard truck at LA Pride week that uses facial capture technology to incorporate the faces of parade-goers into the video projected on the side of the truck
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(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
How many flags could a woodchuck steal if a woodchuck could steal flags?
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Car owner picks the perfect time to trade it in
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Wite pride strikes again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to pick your mental health therapist. 1. Is she soft spoken and kind? 2. Is she attentive to your needs? 3. Does she drag a nail salon owner with her car because of a bad nail job?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man dead in Long Beach Shooting. Police refuse to say how long the shooting was
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(Global News (Canada))
 
NewsFlash
 
O Canada, weed stand on guard for thee
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dead principal. Caught sayof cheating. New York Post looking for why she had $3.2 million dollar estate -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Never bring a machete to a weed whacker fight
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Last week's harrowing tale of triumph over adversity
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this judgmental bird
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Either the Zombie Apocalypse has begun or Chicago cops were just a mite too hasty in pronouncing a shooting victim as a DOA
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: If you're the person who dumped an alligator in a Florida WaWa store, the police would like to play a sad trombone for you
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Nine students arrested after turning in textbooks, throwing left & right hooks during Last Day Melee
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Today's item spilled all over the highway: 80,000 pounds of chicken. Emergency breadcrumbs to be air-dropped
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah" "What is it, Cheeta?" "Ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah" "What, the leopard has fallen in the well? You take care of it I'm busy"
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Geesh, I thought that everybody knew that lube and Sprite go better with Chicken Tetrazzini. What an amateur
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Spray parks are a great way to cool off in the heat of the summer... unless they're spraying raw sewage all over your kids. POOP FOUNTAIN!
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The enduring mystery over who actually drinks advocaat may have been solved
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Finally, a stupid food trend goes into New York instead of coming out of it
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
30 cities will soon be under water due to global warming making the rest of our homes much more valuable
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Most people have no idea how to check the air pressure in their tires, drive within the lane markings
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Happy Juneteenth everyone
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(Perth Now)
 
Video
 
Pic and video of streetlight caught over Russian World Cup venue
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bit of amber and grey beauty
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
Man attempts to share his story, but doesn't realize no one owns a CD player anymore
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
When I broke up with my ex, I burned everything that reminded me of her. Long story short, if you've never been to the hotel Viraat International, it's too late now
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Akron Firefighters use firehouse to lay some hose
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-06-10 to Sat 2018-06-16 - spiderraccon, one job, Earth is a zoo, and the batsignal
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mexico-bound plane really steps up its in-flight entertainment
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
It's not a selfie, it's science, say scientists who posed next to dead great white shark - sparking uproar by folks who said they 'disrespected' it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Drug kingpin expects $40,000 in drug money in the mail but gets a McDonald's receipt from a Louisville cop who skimmed the 40k. Drug kingpin? I mean West Coast drug interdiction task force
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Identifying Poison Ivy (toxicodendron radicans): Can be either a vine or shrub. Leaves can be either smooth, jagged, lobed, or notched. Can also mimic the leaves of the tree it infested. So... it's a shapeshifter and we're all doomed to itchy Hell
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Sure, let's meet at a gas station for a $15,000 Rolex sale. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to understand your dog. Hint: your dog wants steak. Don't bother trying to understand your cat; it just hasn't figured out how to kill you yet
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts thunderstorm spawns the skinniest excuse for a tornado you'll ever see
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
The Bothell Hell House, site of four years of poltergeists activity, might have taken several attempts to find a paranormal investigator willing to say anything happened there but don't let that stop you from buying this guy's book
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"It's ok, it's all ok," he yelled as he was choked by a 30-foot python wrapped around his neck
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(WFPL Louisville)
 
 
 
"Keep Louisville Weird" group to sue Portland and Austin for stealing their slogan
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Old black water, keep on rollin'...Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shinin' on me
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Calvin Sun and the mystery of the missing North Korean 5th floor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian skateboarding circus bear rips and shreds
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
25-year-old man arrested after he climbed a balcony and told a 12-year-old girl he was looking for a party. Suspect said he would not be pressing charges against the girl's mom for yelling at him, which caused him to fall
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop where this child is heading
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Body cam shows wild police chase that ends with a naked man running through traffic and being hit by mini-van
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Tularemia found in dead rabbit in Chicago suburb. Holy Hand Grenade placed on standby
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
American Legion's historian's stories about Vietnam come in to question since he never left Germany
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(Beaver County Times)
 
 
 
Local strip club searched, alcohol seized. No word where they were hiding it
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In the US, a lot of people are worried about lead contamination in their water. In Australia, they'e complaining about uranium contamination. Dang--they even have more deadly toxic waste
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Care about what's happening at the border of our so-called "free" America? Here's how you can help out, whether through donations, protests or other support
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
WTF Oklahoma
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(Patch)
 
 
 
I may not be cut out to be a Greeter*PUNCH*Thanks for shopping here*PUNCH*Come again*PUNCH*Please fill out the survey*PUNCH*PUNCH
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
If this guy thinks the ER doctor was abusive, wait until he gets the bill
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 to report her two preschoolers missing. Cops find kids safe at their dad's place, but Mom's sure they're now hiding under parked vehicles. Meth: It's what's for breakfast
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian member of parliament calls for ban on "disgusting" clothing and flags promoting cannabis, fearing they will become more prevalent after marijuana is legalized and that the items would disrespect Canada Day and the country's veterans
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Darwin hits a small target
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration doesn't want immigrants to have a voice, but the wails of these children can't be ignored
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Mon June 18, 2018
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Not going anywhere for a while? Time to open up a bottle of sake, hold a drinking party on the Tokyo Station platform floor
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"More than 150 people without drugs were kicked out of a Sydney festival" Good. Freeloaders
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Welcome to Arizona and thanks for visiting. Don't go to the Four Corners, don't go treasure hunting in the Superstition Mountains, and whatever you do, avoid the Grand Canyon in the summer
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Laura Bush Publishes Courageous Op-Ed Calling For Imprisonment Of Whoever Created ICE
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
New Jersey officials say 'situation normal' for New Jersey beaches
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Wait. You're saying that parents who have an autistic child and select "cutting glutens" instead of "an appropriate medication regimen" as their means of treatment are liable to be fooled by other bullshiat alternative treatment programs as well?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Well, that's an adorable little wild ass
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little ride
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Only in Louisiana: Man uses airboat to dry out wet Little League field
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
For the 2nd....no.... the 3rd Monday of June, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you 2 hours of stuff I put in my iTunes library in the month of June. You may hear it, I may not...thunderstorms will probably hit at 8
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Hot couple arrested for having sex at a busy Oklahoma City intersection. Yes it's a trap
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man smashes into Target, steals video games. Can't blame his behavior on video games because he didn't have them yet
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(Jamaica-Star)
 
 
 
Pioneering a new technique of avoiding arrest, man drops his pants, pretends to take a dump
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Cop and his crotch find out woman really does not want to leave this bar
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Butte coroner charged with DUI, police say arrest was unremarkable
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Billionaire loses $20M home in divorce, then allegedly puts dead fish in vents, sprays fart scent, puts human hair balls in drawers. His name? Bill Gross
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Double-dipping chips in salsa can give you herpes EVERYBODY PANIC
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After MP stops anti-upskirting bill going through British parliament protesters string up 'Knicker bunting' outside his office. Knicker bunting. Knicker bunting. Knicker bunting
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Photoshop this trouble brewing
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Couple raising 14 boys say they have no regrets, clean socks
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Jellyfish doing their part to keep Floridians contained. Your move sharks
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C'mon man, 'Space Marines' was RIGHT THERE
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IHOb -- The "b" was for bullets
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In another step towards world domination, Google can now tell you when you'll die
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Mount Everest has tons of garbage. Feel free to run over there and clean it all up
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Finland is the happiest place in the world according to the 2018 World Happiness Report, unless you're Finnish
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Prison time for community college student of the year. Don't they usually just give a plaque or scholarship?
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Heather Locklear hospitalized after trying to join Katie Spade & Anthony Bourdain's trifecta
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Sisters arrested for stabbing each other during "mutual combat" in front of 5 children. Police suspect the disturbance was initiated by a male subject. Happy Fathers Day
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Man does all he can not to shoot intruder hell bent on burning him alive. There really is only so much one can do, though
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Scientist wishes he wasn't so right about global warming
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Garbage pickup might be a bit delayed today
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Why was there a cow floating around Lake Union yesterday? (NSFW video on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
WHO to classify 'gaming disorder' as mental health condition. Pinball Wizard inconsolable
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Today, in Cop Math. With pic that's definitely from your buddy's indie stoner movie
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(Lynn Daily Item)
 
 
 
After a brief investigation, police figured out which car was involved in the hit-and-run
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Black widow spider makes broccoli even less popular. I said black widow SPIDER
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cafe launches huge breakfast with 65 items dubbed "The Terminator 2." So far, no one has defeated it
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Photographer volunteers to work as a chef at the South Pole over the winter to capture incredible photos, videos. With some of the most amazing photos subby has ever seen
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dapper gent (Who just happens to be Franklin D Roosevelt)
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Get ready for the 'internet of cows' - www.2cows1cup.com, www.xxxxudders.com, www.bovineuniversity.com etc
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Only the best people
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Millennials poor at tipping. The first two words should help explain why
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Well, he didn't need them anymore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Canada moves to make their national anthem gender neutral. Masculine term "hosers" to be replaced with the all-encompassing "Canucks"
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: New helicopter video confirms Hawaii is basically Mordor now
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Dirty domes, done dirt cheap
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Here's a boob stealing drugs
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis area man known far and wide for his tireless philanthropy and support of all things local clinging to life after he witnessed a car theft in progress - and was promptly mowed down by the thieves in an attempt to eliminate witnesses
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The last project this man did with his father was build his own coffin
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Three dead, buildings fall in Osaka 6.1 quake
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Teenager infected with rare and long-forgotten disease "cow pox"
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