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Sun June 17, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is looking for a decent Scotch at or under $100. Suggestions and snark to the right
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
I wonder if a tagline including whips and riding crops will encourage the admins to greenlight this
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
♫ If I had a hammer ♫
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(Careful Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop a delicate cleanup operation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC expects hottest summer since 1929. Officials recommend drinking plenty of water, packing your bags, moving somewhere nicer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's 2 PM on a Saturday afternoon, and you receive an emergency alert that an intercontinental nuclear missile is heading your way. Would you know what to do?
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man knocked unconscious in car wreck sees Heaven. "I flew up into Heaven, and Heaven is stacked." He saw people in purple robes, an angel with tired face and short pants, and encountered Jesus in a field. Heaven appears to be Branson, Missouri
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Harvard students penetrate deep into continent in order to conduct anthropological study
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(Fox 45 Dayton)
 
 
 
Guy charged with felonious assault with a rolling pin, because he thought his roommate's head really kneaded it
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(Some Steps)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wild staircase
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Need something to fill up some time today? Very cool interactive map of the 3,554 shipwrecks around Ireland
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Who says millennials are lazy?
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Del Monte veggie trays now fortified with parasitic explosive diarrhea goodness
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently dying at your desk is not a retirement plan, at least according to the literalists at the Washington Post
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure the sex is the easy part, but can you also do the laundry in order to have a healthy and long life?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
State trooper shows how protect and serve is done
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sensible person: Jesus Christ, it's a lion, let's stay in the car. Dumbass person: Jesus Christ, it's a lion, I'mma try to pet it
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this perfect pan
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Time to reset the art show mass shooting clock
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(Some Spontn80)
 
 
 
"Dear Daddy" - What would you say to your Dad today if you could? What did your kids say to you? Our 11th year
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today's blindingly obvious headline: "Being black in America is hazardous to your health"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to a new scientific study, it would only take 100 nuclear weapons to wreak global devastation on the Earth ... which is good news as we wouldn't have to use all the others that we have. Wait, what?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
22 year old idiot stabs himself to death because he thought his vest was stab-proof
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sometimes hot dates just can't wait, which is why you should always have a razor handy in case you need to shave your legs on the NYC subway
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
It's come to this: Barefoot manspreading on the NYC subway
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tis but a scratch (GRAPHIC images & NSFW content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'What on earth is that Harold?'. 'Well Mildred, it appears to be a rather large turd. Hrumph And in the middle of the park, too'
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airlines treating passengers badly? London Stansted Airport: "Hold my beer"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are lots of reasons people get a divorce. Cheating, money problems, salting your movie theater popcorn without permission
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
I don't think I'll plant a garden this year
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
California surprises everyone by deciding not to declare that coffee causes cancer. Including the tiny, obscure public interest group that was certain it would
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this accident
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
A county in the North Georgia mountains is bracing for a hippie influx
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Police searching for woman in suspected robbery. She shouldn't be too hard to spot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Most UK babies born around 4am, which is, purely by coincidence, about 9 months after the parents got home from the pub
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
I doooooooooooooo, thud
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
"It's raining shrimp"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these airline attendants
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
School of Art devastated by blazing inferno...four years after it was devastated by blazing inferno
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In what can only be described as a very chill move, epileptic boy has his cannabis oil supply returned by the Nanny State
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Whoa. 3-foot long joint wrapped in gold leaf papers, worth $24,000. Tag should be spliffy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It just got a little bit easier to die in California. Again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In today's edition of headlines that cannot be improved: "Man in custody after barricading himself in 'homemade' armored truck near Hoover Dam, reportedly with notes for 'Mr. President'"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man stabbed outside New Hampshire diner after things get a little heated
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Does anyone know this 105-year-old's Fark handle?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oklahoma police officer saves choking 3-year-old by slapping his back until a quarter comes out. Well that makes cents
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Radio talk show host brings a tomahawk to a gunfight
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this precision placement
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(Some Cat Lover)
 
 
 
Never bet against the cat - especially on Caturday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How worried/desperate is Jeff Sessions? well - he just said he's ok with decriminalizing cannabis. so there's that
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you were born in the 1950s then you'll remember milk delivery, rotary phones, the arrival of color TV, and smoking fake candy cigarettes. The rest of you can get off my lawn
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Police want you to stop shooting at big butte and use a smaller target instead
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mom catches teenage son in bed getting up-close-and-personal counseling from the school counselor
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(myAJC)
 
 
 
Dancing doctor demands a dance off with the Georgia medical board that suspended her ability to practice. How will she get ready for the dance off if she can't practice?
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(Some Childless Guy)
 
 
 
Parents absolutely astounded at the idea that they might be financially responsible for their unsupervised brat destroying a $132,000 sculpture
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Tampa fire captain demoted for stripping off shirt, daring homeless man to fight"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Headline: Authorities searching for 'Wee Willie Dangles' in Woodlands streaking case
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Aw, c'mon, what's in the box?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Guy robs bank in order to buy life's essentials, like lottery tickets and booze
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
China plans mission to the dark side of the moon not knowing there's is no dark side of the moon really, matter off fact it's all dark
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
The next time you get a 7-11 hotdog, think of this
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Florida Man Florida man. Florida man likes drinkin', man He gets pulled over, drinks a beer. Florida man
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
Drunk shirtless Michigan Man takes up offer from friend "Mad Mike" to burn neighbor's SUV because it's "too loud", leaves his bicycle as he flees. Calls police to report said bicycle as stolen, cops cannot substantiate existence of "Mad Mike"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Chicago Maroons look to become relevant in sports again
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic doggo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Three years ago Christopher Filardi discovered a beautiful new bird. His experience is why ornithological expeditions are no longer publicized
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Man accused of killing, robbing woman then going to casino to stand trial." Since when do they have courtrooms in casinos?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
College is all about new experiences. Like climbing a tree and not knowing how to get down
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a polar bear cub with a traffic cone on his head
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Most folk'll never get their heads stuck in an exhaust pipe, but then again some folk'll
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two-foot crater ensues after lawnmower apparently trips landmine in Pennsyltucky
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(Your Erie)
 
 
 
150-year-old Civil War cannon still trying to kill people
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Five wounded in cemetery shooting, possibly hundreds dead
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Beach Edition
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Country Song: My ex done tried to take my air conditioner / Baby it's hot outside / so I shot him with my pink stun gun / And you know what else? / I done shot his nuts off with a real gun
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Police request help locating cereal thief after several Cape Coral homes robbed of only food, beverages
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Report: Sex and Drugs are down among teens, but Depression is up. No mention on the status of Rock'N'Roll
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Yup. It's the old "blame the neighbors for the parasites in your testicles" scam
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(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
"They go for your jugular," says Georgia grandmother who killed a rabid bobcat with her bare hands
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Who hasn't evacuated from Kilauea? Pot farmers
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Restaurant gives woman a cup of degreaser instead of green tea. Still unclear how she could tell the difference
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
New strain of bird flu that infects humans has been detected in China. But don't worry, because the H7N9 strain has only killed 38% of those infected, giving you a 62% chance you will live
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bank robbing 101: Don't drop the cash on the way out
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Manafort remanded to buy better encrypting software next time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Turtle Gives Finger To Louisiana Police
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indigenous Chileans come up with cunning plan, fighting the loggers who are wrecking their ancestral land by burning down their own forests
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Family, dog, discover The Incredible Journey takes a lot longer without a cat
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osborne to serve nearly 30 years in Montgomery barber shop shooting, eating bats
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cops raid cruise ship after TV reality show turns into "drug-fuelled orgy" where it's easier to buy a bag of coke than get a beer (NSFWish)
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this riot inciter
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fathers' rights activist threatens to get his balls out on morning breakfast show - three female hosts hit panic button
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Clarinet player learns that his ex-girlfriend faked a rejection letter from his dream school
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lesson here is always follow the instructions at the car wash
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Company overcharges you, police say that's a civil matter. Unable to pay that overcharge because they cuffed you, you're a criminal
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Swingers club wins right to stay open longer after parents complained they could not attend as they couldn't get babysitters
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(The Olympian)
 
 
 
The Chinese and their insatiable demand for African ass
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hanoi vs. Saigon. Excellent article, but after a while I realized as I was reading it, I was hearing it described to me in Anthony Bourdain's voice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gimme the runs
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Two 18 wheelers crash, spilling-WHAT? NOOOOOOO WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ME INSTEAD GOD WHY?
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(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Crazy guy pops up out of nowhere, stalks Uber driver down dark, rainy street. "What the f*ck is this guy doing?"
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Mum buys €1.50 inflatable paddling pool for her children, forgets to read the small print on the package
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The teen who crawled through a river of shiat to rescue a fawn and came out clean on the other side
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Let's go for a ride. Shotgun
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not news: British University professor gives lectures on jet engines. News: in China. Fark: A lecture about the new (and secret) F-35 jet engines
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman's father died because she couldn't afford the $5 hospital parking fee (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
These cops will have you sedated for jaywalking
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC's coolest intern creates bring your grenade to work day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missouri woman sentenced to 2 years in prison after getting caught with heroin, ecstasy, and a cooter shooter
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"Hot mess" tag needed after tractor-trailer full of Fireball crashes on the interstate
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman orders delivery food. Fark: So she can get the delivery driver to kill a spider for her
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Company invents knickers that vibrate when footballers score in bid to get more women into the World Cup
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Officials say the large network of tunnels under Lehi High School in Lehi, Utah will be demolished as they renovate the school. No word on whether the Hellmouth will remain open, however
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dad buys Valedictorian son a billboard after school no longer recognizes the position because of reasons
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
This must be what it looks like when shiat hits the fan
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Georgia appeals court allows lawsuit over Snapchat speed filter
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(Some Bored Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boredom
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I like my landmines like I like my women. Covered in bees. Charge Sensing Bees tag to the rescue
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(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Sex, porn, masturbation and "sword fights" with the chief - there's never a dull moment at this Upstate New York fire house
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
After being struck by car, authorities discover squirrel up woman's dress. Authorities seeking Ray Stevens as a person of interest
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(WJFW Rhinelander)
 
 
 
When the nurse asks what the pain feels like don't have your ex-husband grab the hatchet to personally show her
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Pedestrian lane for 'smartphone zombies' opens up in China
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Experts say filming location of sterilized retreat from Julianne Moore film "Safe" is actually riddled with nuclear fissable Strontium-90 leaching from nearby Cold War Era Santa Susana Field Lab
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this secret cubby
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Jones performance narrowly averted
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Why you should never write haha on the bill
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
UN calls for international probe into Kashmir violations, possibly to be performed by a traveler of both time and space
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sandhill Cranes appear to dance in sync with Ed Sheeran song. More likely they were having seizures
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"This your captain speaking. Thank you for flying with us today, if you look out...AAAAAAAAAHHH"
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(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Some people have a goal to hike the Appalachian Trail. Some people have a goal to sail across the Pacific. Then there's this guy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
IQ scores have been falling for decades. Ow, my balls, Brawndo and Costco unavailable for comment
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(Flight Global)
 
 
 
Airplane burned to the ground in PNG. Would have been a greater loss in JPEG
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Discovery of multiple, critical research errors changes overall evaluation of the Mediterranean Diet from "life saving" to "bullshiat"
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
You know how they say your average pedophile looks like the nice guy next door? Not this guy
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Hoveround. Hoverground. Hoverditch
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
7 Utah teens injured when the car they were riding in went off the road on a steep curve. Look at the size of the car involved and you'll pretty much understand what led to the accident
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Break into your friend's house. Smoke some pot. Bake a cake. Mom's not going to be happy about this
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(Independent)
 
 
 
As a "pansexual" I enjoy "binge-watching" "upskirting" videos while eating "shakshuka" because I like "hip-hop culture"
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Kids find two "Pokemon balls" lying on ground, take them home to parents, who didn't know what they were either, so they left them on front porch, went inside. Detonation ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Excuse me, do you have a minute to discuss our lord and savior Yogi?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
When these two little girls' balloon to heaven landed in this Good Samaritan's back yard, he heard their prayers and set up a GoFundMe for their medical expenses and for an epileptic service dog. As opposed to a normal dog, I guess
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Florida man strikes again -- threatens Disney World shooting if he got enough Facebook 'likes'
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mom fight in daycare parking lot escalates into 'ramming cars with children strapped inside'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The fight over Alaska's hunting rules runs deeper than using doughnuts to bait bears. Wait. What?
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(Some Pup)
 
 
 
Photoshop Roger Fetcherer
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Even though Hitler was one of theirs, Australian PM does Nazi the funny side of their troops flying the swastika
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
What drunk person hasn't thought driving a fire truck would be awesome?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So Sonic has 4 new flavors of Slushes for the summer and all anyone wants to talk about is the Pickle Juice one. Grab a swig right outta the jar and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz, June 3-9 Pickle Juice Edition
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Target pulls out of selling "baby daddy" cards for Father's Day
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off. This means you, Equifax
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(DW)
 
 
 
Germany foils potential terrorist attack involving deadly nerve agent Ricin. Wait, this was the exact plotline from Homeland like two seasons ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple taking a selfie while vacationing in Portugal end up taking the plunge
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Face eating leopard seeks help for his injured face
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Vermont inn workers eat marijuana edibles guests left behind and no charges. They weren't supposed to eat them. The inn is retraining them. Carry on, America. This is how it is done
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
So far 10 flights at Clearwater International Airport have been cancelled because the planes have not been built yet
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Advice on how to talk to kids according to Mister Rogers. Also works in Fark politics threads
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The horse's face says it all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sustainable fish is just another fish story
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Out-of-control wildfire near Carson City was started by...oh, crap
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(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Protip: When crossing a railroad track, make sure there is room for your ENTIRE vehicle, including any towed items, on the other side
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Yeah, well my cats are direct descendents of Chief Sitting Bull
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba found still present in Louisiana despite fears of malnutrition
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 684: "Can I Get a Show of Hands 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Crocodooladoo is a great family name
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Adults in Japan getting Younger. Wha?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article claims "wealth won't solve all your problems". Maybe, but it would certainly solve the 'being poor' problem
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Murray to open up a food truck court in South Carolina. So he's got that going for him
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Military spokesman insists a National Guard officer was not authorized to take an armored personnel vehicle off base, even though he completed his basic training on his own after Sgt. Hulka was wounded by a stray mortar
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you know that the boulder you see being loaded into a pickup truck is heavier than the truck's payload rating, you might want to comment on it before the loader does their job instead of after
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Cemetery swears they know where mom's headstone is, it's like, very heavy and couldn't have gone far
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You know how these clever police agencies offer to test your illegal drugs for you? This guy actually fell for it (with mugshot)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sure, when a volcano fires out green things they're called gems, when I do it out of my nose, I'm called gross
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Farking Wheaton w00tstout release party coming up, y'all
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The hell with owning your own island, now you can own your own toll bridge (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Fark's Favorite Fabricator Flees Fiasco
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The source of our opioid epidemic is being sued, and this time it's personal
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man fights for life after Maple Leaf shooting. Damn those are some bad ass trees
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man finally succeeds in getting those pesky kids off his lawn
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(Some Clips)
 
 
 
Photoshop these student barbers
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Gallant uses a courteous, calming demeanor to de-escalate situations. Gumbus runs a school bus off the road and beats it with a hammer
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Macedonia president refuses to make all your maps obsolete
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NFL field goal kicker Graham Gano had to be "That Guy" during a family kickball game. Dad, really? REALLY?
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Dad crashes daughter's ballet performance. Scores Dad points. Bonus: holding a baby and making a manly fashion statement. Extra bonus: doesn't look half bad
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Minnesota woman gets her head stuck up a coal-roller exhaust pipe, probably just saying hi to the driver, whose head is also stuck up his exhaust pipe
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Make me sign my kid out at the office? It's ass whuppin' time
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
It's a good week to be a raccoon. Not so much for this human trying to shoot one
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but people are doing really silly things with Elon Musk's flamethrowers like torching donuts and lighting giant joints and with them
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"Honey, I'm home" "BUT YOU'RE DEAD" "I got better"
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Troll Level: Grandmaster
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A long-running legal spat between Marvel Entertainment CEO and his neighbor may lead to US citizens finally having property rights over their DNA
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(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
SW Fanboys: "George Lucas would never have given us something like The Last Jedi." Lucas: "My sequel trilogy was Inside Out with midichlorians"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dinosaur rider
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(CNN)
 
 
 
IQ scores worldwide are dropping or something. Whatever that means. Link goes to place with words and stuff. Party on
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Charlotte School of Law students had a unique educational experience, attending the first law school to lose accreditation and the first to lose student loan eligibility. Yet they are strangely dissatisfied
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Guess who steps down after sexual assault allegations. Guess
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Raccoon climbs skyscraper, given French citizenship
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber driver has license suspended because he didn't like lesbian passengers kissing in car. Was probably more upset that car didn't run out of gas or have flat tire. Bow-chicka bow wow
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(News Republic)
 
 
 
Baby with big head cannot be unseen
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Man brings provocatively dressed girlfriend to graduation ceremony -- aaaand you've already clicked
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Topless pics appeals case may feature Meghan Markle looking sexy cooking hamburgers. Yeah, not sure what to make of it, can't really go wrong with sexy hamburger cooking
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Do you like wading in pools or lounging in hot tubs? You're going to die. In fact, you may be dead already
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Voters to decide if California should be split into 3 states : Unaffordableland, Completely Unaffordableland, and Flyoverland
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
The chaos created by 'Northern Rail' in the UK has been wonderfully recreated in lego - and it is a joy to behold. Subby would've used the train to submit this, but it would probably arrive late, and on the wrong platform
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(Advance Publications)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tuber
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Pit bull puppy saves family from fire, carries baby out of danger by diaper. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bad: Your mugshot is in the news. Worse: For "a bizarre role playing sex encounter." Woof
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
'What's this snake doing slithering around my mom's nursing home room?'
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Welcome to New York, that'll be $350 for a 10 minute taxi ride from JFK, ya dumb Brits
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The fence is down
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(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Floods cause amnesia
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Man feeds his friends tacos made from his own amputated foot. Friends say it's a step up from his usual recipes
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The trick is to just act rich
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Black-masked bandit scales tower. Fire officials consider their options, including getting the captain's plinking gun
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy finding lost coins in the couch? How about 600 gold coins? Welcome to France
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Chepstow in Wales celebrates its plastic free status with a banner. Want to guess what material was used to make the banner? Hint: link tag
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Protip: Make sure the bank has cash on hand before trying to rob it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plagiarizing an essay about plagiarism might get you a failing grade, on Fark (NSFW content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Exotic and historic island fort up for sale for less than virtually any one-bedroom home in L.A
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
All this Florida police chief wanted was a perfect burglary crime clearance rate score
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man touches tit. It's not news, it's Fark
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Firefighters called to rescue 180-pound Saint Bernard stuck on roof. First responders happy to free dog, get those barrels of brandy off of their necks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Denver FBI agent that shot someone after attempting sick dance moves has turned himself in and will face charges
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Gay Montana Mormon works to save oldest brothel in Butte
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
He ate some Doritos, took a shower, changed his clothes and put his dirty ones in the hamper. It wasn't his house
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Free snacks at work could be bad for you, experts believe. Of course they'd be just as bad if you paid for them, too
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother uses taco to distract fake cop. It was either fish or pork, depending on which punchline you want
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Don't drive drunk. But if you do, don't flee from police. But if you do, don't fire shots at them. But if you do, don't have 5 firearms and thousands of rounds of ammunition in the vehicle
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(MenaFN)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate the end of Ramadan in Dubai than with a My Little Pony Parade at Dragon Mart
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Vase found in shoebox worth slightly more than grandparents expected
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman using Photoshop
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(The State)
 
 
 
Prisoner dangled from razor wire while other inmates stabbed him and staff did nothing to save him. Well, it was a riot situation and there are probably justified reasons for--and it's a lawsuit
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Toucan escapes from zoo. Apparently Fruit Loops aren't the best way to lure one back
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Darwin mutters to himself after tourist saves woman who hit the gas instead of brake and left her car dangling from an LA parking garage
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(Las Vegas Weekly)
 
 
 
"WORLD-RECORD ORGY ATTEMPT FALLS SHORT IN LAS VEGAS"...Funny, they told me size didn't matter
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Spiderraccoon, Spiderraccoon, doing whatever a Spiderraccoon does
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Lost whale swims 60 miles inland up Alaska river, is immediately killed and eaten by locals
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Smugglers keep taking dangerous contraband across the US-Mexican border. By "across the border" I mean from the USA to Mexico. And by "dangerous contraband" I mean tigers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ivanka quote baffles Chinese in bed
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
I guess he didn't want to pay the toll
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
49 people rescued from Serenity due to fog and a malfunctioning navigation system. Gorram
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hurricane Bud escalates to Category 4, will likely weaken before it begins to party
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gibson served in Honduras, Beirut, Norway, the Philippines, and Desert Storm. He went on to win the Legion of Merit with Gold Star and Bronze Star with Combat Distinguishing Device. His dying words: "Can't you idiots learn how to DRIVE?"
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
I like my whisky like I like my women, flavored with beaver secretion
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
With ancient mugshot goodness
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pointer
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NJ school superintendent doesn't explain why he defecated repeatedly on another district's track field at latest court hearing, just waves away reporters and says, "Oh, poo"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UNC psychologists interview 511 American Christians, use their perceptions of God to create composite God avatar who is youthful, feminine, ethnically ambiguous, and ready to deliver salvation all over their faces
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
During a court hearing, Drummond handed (the prosecutor) an envelope purporting to be a letter. When the envelope was opened by (the prosecutor) in court, it was found to contain only fecal matter," according to the district attorney's office
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The Detroit Zoo is sending tens of thousands of toads to Puerto Rico. Haven't those poor people suffered enough?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The real political powerplay that's taken place in Singapore between Trump and Kin Jong-un is the height of these two world leaders ...why just look at Kim Jong-un's cheeky tactic of wearing lifters
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What could be worse than swatting? India: Hold my Kingfisher
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Hey, your clear soda is called Not See Kola. Very funn-- Wait a minute. And there's an eagle on the label? Really?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After waiting more than two hours for his pizza that had been sent to the wrong address, man decides to pick it up himself, discovers there's a reason Domino's would prefer their customers use the app, which won't use the N-word, instead of meeting the employees who will
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man in underwear and cowboy boots fights police at Walmart, surprisingly not in Florida. Or Times Square
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
SF's new public toilet designs will solve all the problems of a public toilet. Just kidding, they made it a shiny tube
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Great. Now all of our maps are obsolete
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Once again, people: you can't escape an arrest by swimming out into a lake. The police will just wait for you to swim back to shore
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
The ashes of a combat veteran that were being escorted to the California coast were stolen during a vehicle burglary. Burglar is in for one hell of a haunting
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Social experiments normally go well, except when it involves walking into a store with a knife
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Facebook feature is triggering people and making them really miserable as it reminds them of painful moments and all the cringeworthy things they did in the past. Thanks a lot Mark Zuckerberg, you heel
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Man with world's largest penis claims it's ruined his acting career. "It sucks - it relegates me into doing smaller parts," he said, without irony (semi-NSFW)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Only in Florida is where an alligator can delay a flight
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Does having your wedding photos taken in front of a raging wildfire even count as news anymore?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Irish Marketplace vandalized with "immigrants not welcome." This is not a repeat from the 19th century
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline: Fireworks 'prank' on porch sparks charges against man
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Reality TV star pleads guilty to DUI in fatal crash. I know, really narrows it down, huh?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Vandals who painted "Hitler Brigde" on bike trail bridge really need some spelling lessons, jial time
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"So, you would like to rent this apartment? OK, I'll need first and last, proof of liability insurance, and a bank statement showing your last 30 transactions showing me what you spend your money on. Sound good?"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australians blame McDonald's for poor bladder control (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big mouth
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Waitress shows initiative, starts skimming credit cards her first day on the job
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
REVEALED: Britain's sexiest cow.....wait ....What?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some jerk with a flare gun leaves a Guitar solo
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Mess with the bull
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
New rule #1: Don't shoot the lifeguard
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A woman who taught special education for 45 years left the school $1 million for scholarships
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hello Domino's? I would like a large extra cheese pizza and also the pothole on my street repaired
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man wanted to get rid of his tenants, ended up on Fark instead
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(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Man beaten off at Brick's Road Park died from asphyxiation. Strike that. Reverse it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airline does not consider a sex doll emotional support
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Mon June 11, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
I think I'll get a Snickers from this vending machine or should I get a Toyota?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow has a heart
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lovely couple in portrait
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
My presentation is about the power struggles happening in a small, little known African country
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Man sues PornHub for using a picture of him flashing his bankroll. King Douchenozzle Von Crunk unavailable for comment
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(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
Catalan women vote to free the breasts back into their natural environment
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Next on Southern Sportsman we have two Florida men playing a spirited game of Rake vs Hammer. In an unusual twist today, the guy with the rake decided to fight naked. Got to tell you, though, Hammer guy is on his game. Don't miss it
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Nothing can stop Jason. Except the lawyers
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cars
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Next week is the 100-year anniversary of the great Hammond train wreck which involved the Hagenback-Wallace Circus train. Bonus: Subby's great-grandfather survived the wreck
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Not news: Airman goes AWOL, is tracked down and hauled in to jail by MPs. Fark: 35 years later
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Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania, judge rules that apologizing after your kidnapping attempt doesn't reduce the severity of your kidnapping attempt, and it is not totally bogus for the cops to use your DNA from the apology letter to identify you
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Teacher with last name 'Sprinkles' has sex with student. You read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
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I poop on your road rage
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Important things to consider before you go ahead and purchase that primo beachfront property you've been looking at. Like, for example, the fact that the beachfront may have moved about 5 miles inland by the time you're ready to move in
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Toddlers consuming too much sugar, claim researchers and every parent of a toddler
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Jogger Joe one-ups BBQ Becky by getting caught on video tossing homeless man's camp into Oakland lake, claims he's just "cleaning up trash"
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Florida sheriff wants to form school police department, get children started early on their Florida tag appearances
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"The defendant sat in the middle of the roundabout still with no clothes on, clearly under the influence of something, and made an obscene gesture saying: 'It's really important that I f*** myself.'"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Happy Net Neutrality Repeal Day, everybody
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
If you've been leaving large concrete blocks in the middle of the highway at night, the California Highway Patrol and a lot of angry drivers would really like to drop one on your head
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Super Mother Goose, who runs a day care center, takes her adopted gaggle of 51 goslings for their first swim across Canadian lake
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Deputy accidentally drops his phone into woman's purse during DUI checkpoint. Now has to explain to bosses all the photos on it of women in lingerie in hotel rooms and texts about sending them gift cards
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Too drunk to drive? You may also be too drunk to get into an Uber. Senior executive positions at the company still OK though
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Only in Maine would a bunch of caterpillars create a road hazard
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mask
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Gun store hosts 'train a teacher day' says the hard part was getting them to hold the paper targets
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientist ponders what would a human look like 'enhanced' with animal features. Said scientist is either creative, setting up a new SciFi series or a closeted zoophiliac
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Put my picture on your luggage and you'll be facing a lawsuit for traumatising baggage handlers"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You are going on a 35-minute drive. Do you a) make sure you have plenty of gas. b) buckle your seat belt. or c) put the kids in dog carriers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A man has been arrested for the murder of a door-to-door debt collector. Subby is conflicted... What? Oh, subby is sad, that's it sad
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
"Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to sneak drugs into jail" (With mugshot goodness)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
One of Elon Musk's companies actually delivers something, to no practical purpose
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
You can get paid good money to get the flu. Well, after you pay the $100k hospital bill, anyway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Someone finally figured it out: Trump is trying to destroy the West
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man at a bar was asked to tuck his chain or leave. No word on whether Deebo was in the area
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