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Sun May 27, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Today's plane diversion is brought to you by *spins the wheel* A strange odor that left one man hospitalized
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Man arrested for his 5th DWI and a laundry list of other charges, rests easy knowing his next court appearance is free
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from her abusive boyfriend after slipping her vet a note saying the man was abusive and he had a gun
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cops respond to a report of a suspicious person... Then things get weird
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just in time for Memorial Day weekend here are 12 of the most outrageous stories about Fark's favorite amusement park, Action Park
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Because you need to see what hot, sweaty men climbing a lard-smothered 21-foot obelisk at the United States Naval Academy actually looks like
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this golden-helmed observer sees
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school: We're not playing the national anthem before the game. Crowd: Hold our beer and watch this
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass giant terrorizes Wisconsin
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(WPSD Local 6 Paducah)
 
 
 
If you live in Nashville and are worried about the current hepatitis A outbreak, fear not. The county has enough doses of the vaccine to cover a whopping 5% of the people at risk
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Hormel recalling 228,000 pounds of canned ♫ ♬Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam♫ ♬
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYPD wants you to look out. Here cums the Spiderman
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Now that Ireland has come to its senses about abortion, let's take a moment to appreciate these bizarre ancient Irish fertility carvings of gargoyles holding their vulvae that adorn churches (NSFW if stone/metal vulvae are not safe for your workplace)
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Quakertown, PA is booming
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Man had 50 pounds of waffle mix, two waffle irons and a dream. And that dream was the Guinness World Record for waffle stacking
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(Indianapolis Motor Speedway)
 
 
 
CSB: That time you went to the race... or whatever you do on Memorial Day in your neck of the woods
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Arizona is closed
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Service dog Ellie, who was set to board a plane, gives birth to eight pups at Tampa International airport. Proud dad Nugget, who's also a service dog, was by Ellie's side for the ruff time
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shrub-surrounded teleworker
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
How To Lose Friends, And Make Your Family Hate You, Too
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(WVAH)
 
 
 
Memorial Day weekend is a good time for West Virginia police to catch out of state drivers speeding through "work zones" where no work is being done
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Hooversville Cafe holds first adult entertainment show and my, they really went all out on the signage
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(Independent)
 
 
 
First baby born in twelve years on isolated Brazilian island where childbirth is prohibited due to the remoteness. Fark: It's all cool though, since the mother had no idea she was pregnant until the kid started coming out in the toilet
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I hate Illinois Nazis
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
You'd think before agreeing to give $10 million to a huge development deal, the city council would read the proposed contract in full to ensure it was a loan, not a grant, and also to verify it was actually $28 million
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You think your commute is bad? Try zip-lining over a river every day, up hill both ways
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who enjoyed being stung by wasps while tracking gorillas died doing what she loved
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
125-year-old vintage Levi's sells for $100,000. It has no belt loops, those'll cost extra
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What could be more embarrassing than having the entire country know your own parents evicted you? How about Alex Jones offering to support you financially?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream, fight, and spit blood (airborne edition)
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Doctor charged with selling homeopathic sound waves to cure Ebola. Tag is as much for customers as it is for the "doctor"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Off-duty officer Castle Doctrines his home from another off-duty officer who happened to be his brother coming by to say hi
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(The Courier)
 
 
 
Retiring pricipal gets hunderds of burrito giftcards sayof from grateful students
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(Some Pals)
 
 
 
Photoshop these very friendly tennis players
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Your honor, my client is innocent but that sneaky looking eggplant is guilty as hell. Since this story comes from Australia there is a 50/50 chance it did the deed
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
New outdoor rope & zip line course in Branson, to include live alligators & pythons. "With live alligators and pythons living beneath, it's sure to elevate the challenge and thrill of the ropes course" Said Bass Pro owner Johnny Morris
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
After Matthew's ex-wife said he had done nothing with his life, he decided to become a fake ICE agent
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's hear what the mom of the evicted millennial's son has to say about him. Oh, dear
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Feel like living in a van down by the river? You will now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two McDonald's customers have filed a $5 million lawsuit alleging they are charged the same price regardless if their burger has cheese or not
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this American mower
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
DEA apologizes after a SWAT team kicks in the door of a wrong house and throws a flash grenade in a child's room
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News tells us why people kill. The list is even stupider than you imagine
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trigger happy cops are now shooting each other
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police release composite sketch of alleged conman, who was apparently wearing a tinted windshield from a '78 Buick (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Sorcery Act of 1971 makes it illegal to kill people with black magic? Good to know
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Border Patrol changes its story, but 20-year-old Claudia Gonzalez is still dead
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Braintree police succeed in finding a motorist driving without his
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption this brave lava observer
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(Some Guy who's ready)
 
 
 
And the new end of the world date is "spins wheel" ...June 24th 2018
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mechanical defense mechanism
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(Goshen News)
 
 
 
It appears that the Bristol Public Library's newest acquisition is a real page turner on Caturday
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(Digiday)
 
 
 
Europe is locked and loaded, and Google is going down
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Here is some advice from billionaires because your life is TOTALLY relatable
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
After 150 years, Arlington National Cemetery is running out of burial space as too many heroes are dying to get in
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman at checkout line cannot afford all of her groceries. A woman behind her offers to pay. Then it gets 'Murica
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Not News: Driver hits road hazard. Fark: It's actually a pistol that "fell from the sky" and lodged in his front bumper
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro tip: You may think you're being sly by waiting until your wife goes to the restroom before smacking your waitress's backside, but you'd be wrong
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Just what you need at the start of a busy holiday weekend: a drawbridge that won't close
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pizza lover seeks some dough after being battered by giant pizza spatula, says he can't eat another slice without getting kneaded
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Car thief experiences sudden unexpected exit, karma
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this zombie
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
How facial recognition can identify liars: Does it look like a face? Yes? Then it's a liar
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You think your job is bad? Sewer cleaners dive into putrid drains for just £7.50 a day in Bangladesh
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Fred the octopus released on $200 bail
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Montana welcomes another invasive species. Fark: Chupacabras
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ready to enjoy marijuana legalization this year, Canada? Not so fast, condo owners
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Here comes the game warden. Quick, take off your camouflage shirt and hide behind those bushes
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bird on its back
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Potato Island in Connecticut can be all yours for just $4.9M. Get it now before scallopers drive up the price
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Study ranks 'most hipster cities,' and somehow Salt Lake City is No. 3
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
The lifespan of a Canadian First World War pilot was ten weeks. That's actually pretty impressive for a newborn in combat
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
No matter how easy it is, converting your AK to full auto is never a good idea. Nor is testing it in your backyard in the middle of town
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(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
Enough fentanyl to exterminate everyone in Texas seized in Nebraska traffic stop
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pretty awesome pictures of the volcano om-nom-nom-ing Hawai'i
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In the 1960s, Mississippi was nuked, causing dozens of dollars in damage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia continues to deny that a Russian missile with Russian serial numbers fired from a Russian launcher photographed in Russia could possibly have anything to do with Russia
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to shoot down drone hovering near his home. Fires seven 9mm rounds. None of which hit the aerial intruder
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Another smug nutrition comparison article. Hmmm, Egg McMuffins and loaded nachos win? What sorcery is this?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Some people take drugs to get muscles. Then again, some people take mussels to get drugs
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Australia builds world's longest cat-proof fence even though everybody knows that cats will do the work that native Australian wildlife won't
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The millennial that was ordered to move out of his parents' house says that's a problem because he can't afford moving boxes
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn broke his silence in a Tweet targeting Hillary and Huma, but he deleted it--not before someone got a screenshot
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(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
Drugged driver who seriously injured and blinded a man broke down and cried in the courtroom, asking for mercy. That's when prosecutors played tapes of him laughing and mocking his victim while he was in jail
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors find a vagina full of ganja after woman complains of stomach pains. She'd been arrested for drug smuggling twice but this time she was mostly storing rather than smuggling so they let her go
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(IndyStar)
 
NewsFlash
 
Your daily school shooting thread
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Group of friends who dig along the beaches in Normandy in hopes of unearthing dog tags worn by soldiers who landed there during World War II reunites one with family in Indiana
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop Modern Coffee Drinker Dude
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup Poll: Americans who say they're LGBT rises for sixth straight year. FABULOUS
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You know that asshat who gets you so riled up because when there's a merge coming he rides the closing lane of traffic all the way to the end before squeezing in? Well, it turns out he's actually the better driver, and you're the asshat. Asshat
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
DHS has already begun separating children from parents seeking entry to the U.S. and... they're around here somewhere.... Uh Lou, do you remember where we put all those kids?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New York Daily News, Chicago Tribune, LA Times, Orlando Sentinel and Baltimore Sun discover that blocking all EU readers is easier than actually providing personal data protections
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Transracial woman busted for welfare fraud, adds to her collection of other falsified things
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
He beat cancer and rescued his neighbors from their burning home. His facial expression now just says "let me enjoy my damn prize, already"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hair discrimination? More likely than you might think
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
If you were in National City, CA yesterday and thought that you smelled someone starting their holiday BBQ early, you were grossly mistaken
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Phil Stern, who went on to take classic photos of James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Sinatra, and others, was a combat photographer with the Army Rangers in WWII, was badly wounded in North Africa, and was awarded a Purple Heart. And how was YOUR day?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man opens fire in Oklahoma City restaurant, reset the clock on the good guy with a gun preventing a mass shooting
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Two men blow up Indian restaurant, this is not a repeat from the last time you and your dad went out for curry
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Berlin students install hay feeders for elephants in middle of Pennsylvania. But wait. There's more. They still have seven feeders left to make for other elephants, giraffes and zebras. This headline brought to you by Mad Libs
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
No, rinsing your coal in the river does not make it "clean"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zombie apocalypse begins
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas woman expecting triplets scores an inside the park home run
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Move over, MH370: The search is back on for Northwest Airlines Flight 2501, which disappeared in 1950. Someone get Wolf Blitzer on the line pronto
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(Leader-Telegram)
 
 
 
Bulldozer slides into detention pond, submerging operator. 2 1/2 hours later he's pulled out alive. Fark: After rescuers break dyke and release 10 million gallons of contaminated water into local stream
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1990s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone? I want to use the internet. 2010s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man spends his retirement masturbating in a van, has fathered 65 children
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Thu May 24, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Eet ees for my bungholio
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth's cows are so pampered they sleep on waterbeds
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Caught smuggling fifteen gallons of smelt, they never got to the "dealt" stage of things
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Fireworks accident season has arrived
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
♫ Rocky Raccoon, well he went to his doom, 'cause high voltage isn't surviv'ble ♫ His pelt formed a ground, then the power went down ♫ And his corpse proved to be rather friable ♫
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this orange looker
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After Embassy Suites in Las Vegas pulls out of hosting the world's biggest orgy, the nearby Erotic Heritage Museum says they're willing to take it on
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Caption these cute critters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The creator says the small, rented private airport spaces are workplaces, not phone booths or sex dens. Maybe he didn't say the last part, so, maybe they are
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
You know that Mater and "Pistachio Ice Cream" incident in Cars 2? This is like that, only in real life, and without clothes. Or cartoon cars
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Selling fake dog testicles made man a millionaire. That's nuts
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It was just another normal day at goat yoga when the mama goat suddenly had kids. As in new baby goatlings
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
The tallest horse and shortest horse in the world meet. Adorable photo to the left. SIlly horse jokes to the right
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The autonomous Uber SUV that killed an Arizona pedestrian in March spotted the woman about six seconds before hitting her. Unfortunately the "Kill no humans" directive had been disabled
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(Some Tooth)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big drool
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
America and China are both testing new aircraft carriers today. One of them had to return to port because of engine troubles. Go on, guess which one
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If it's on the internet, it must be true
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(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Hey, guys. Juggalo Prom
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Let's see how things are going for George Zimmerman
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(NPR)
 
 
 
ICBLSDMs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Thank you for pulling my mom over because she deserved it because she took my phone away and I did not like it "
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A woman is facing charges after she forced a cable repairman to let her perform oral sex on him. He also fixed the cable
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It turns out that "Bambi meets Godzilla" was a documentary
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Largest arrest in Rhode Island history totals at 49 people, which is basically everyone in Rhode Island
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
"And then that fueled the second bee hive to attack so he kind of got caught in a cross fire, a perfect little storm of bees"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ten of the top 20 drunkest cities in America are in Wisconsin
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Israeli prison authorities gently extract six smuggled cellphones from inside a newly arrested security prisoner
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(Eater)
 
 
 
SF's Black Hammer Brewing, site of a Fark party, ordered to stop making cannabis beer. But not for obvious reasons
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(Time)
 
 
 
30-year-old who was evicted by parents says he's not a millennial because he hates avocado toast
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump cancels June 12 summit with North Korea. Hold on to your butts
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman falls 30 feet from waterfall in Slippery Rock
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Good news: Lava hasn't burned down your home yet. Bad news: A giant crack has opened underneath the house
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Police arrest woman on suspicion that she had let her 5-year-old ingest cocaine, saying the boy was "acting erratically." Woman released and charges dropped after it turns out that the kid was just "acting like a 5-year-old boy"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this royal wedding
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Ghosts reported at area library. If only there was someone to call
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina man rolled his eyes at wife before buying winning lottery ticket, will be paying for it for the rest of his life
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(DW)
 
 
 
Fires in Dresden after 500-pound Allied bomb explodes. This is a repeat from 1945
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Bury Indiana
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Senior posts his high school for sale on Craigslist as a prank. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently death camps were really bad places
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
CEO attempts to appease the volcano gods
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
A thousand Massachusetts drivers got tested on that obscure part of the driver's manual about approaching a frightened horse
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Like Make a Wish Foundation, but in reverse
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Attention drivers: Bear right ... Bear right ... BEAR RIGHT
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Family opens natural cemetery in Montana, one without embalming and caskets, just like the ones Mafia families have been running for years in the New Jersey swamps
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 681: "Brown 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Daily Nation (Kenya))
 
 
 
Woman finally has needle removed after pinhead surgeon left it in her birth canal
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
Contracting Chinese parts suppliers can be a shrewd business move that can really increase your profit margin. Unless you're a member of the Military Industrial Complex
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man charged with kidnapping after hiding in victim's back seat. Holy crap, that almost never works
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Apparently, every time someone driving a Tesla is in an accident, the news is going to report on it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
This is what happens if you are a police officer and you called backup while high
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
This will never be as popular as Banksy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Liver cheese isn't cheese, bologna is just weirdly shaped hot dog meat, and WTF is 'luncheon loaf' anyway? Have a sandwich and take the Weird News Quiz, April 13-19 Weird Sandwich Meat Edition
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I say, old chap, where's my car?
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Patient says she woke up from surgery in hotel room with sandwich in hand. No word on if it was a BLT
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crack
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(CNN)
 
 
 
MH370 search to officially end on May 29. CNN inconsolable
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
95% Ethyl Alcohol product, which you shouldn't drink, is being recalled due to contamination with methanol, which you also shouldn't drink
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist keeps provoking driver until the inevitable happens. And now a word from Chris Rock about understanding
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man missing from mental health facility, here is a picture of how he doesn't look
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Hotel pulls out after group seeks to break world record for largest orgy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: We caught one patient who escaped out of Ebola quarantine and the other two died from it while on the run. So, no need to panic. Everything is under control
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Will cow cuddling be the next big wellness trend? Proponents claim it's udder bliss
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA says some teething medications are unsafe for children, recommends parents stick to liquor
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meanwhile back in 1979, people were worried about exploding children
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these leaping feet
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Now you can spend the night in the house where Zelda and F. Scott Fitzgerald cheated on Link
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Remember that animatronic band from Showbiz Pizza in the 1980s? Turns out they're performing now with an updated song list
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, the obvious question is, what was a guy who had his license suspended 14 times doing driving a school bus?
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Fargo man mistakenly runs full marathon instead of the half he'd signed up for, probably in attempt to run completely out of North Dakota
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
If you're still in L.A. on Wednesday and planning on going out of town for Memorial Day weekend, then you might as well cancel your plans
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Short circuit allows inmates to escape. Dammit, Johnny 5, stop doing that
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Skeletal remains' discovered in creek turn out to be Halloween decorations
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
How to not steal a 25' shed: don't drag it behind your vehicle
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(In the Mist?)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Feds Plan to Wipe Gorilla Snot on Giant Mine"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Morning traffic backed up for 12 miles on I-5 outside Tacoma after massive drowsy chicken feather mishap
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Volunteer firefighter set fire to two-story building because he wanted to respond to a fire call
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Crime in Florida is at 47-year-low, a drop attributed to public safety investments, police work, Governor Rick Scott's ability to echolocate criminals in the dark of night
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"A revealing new survey about the drinking habits of millennials showed many startling facts, but the one that most got my notice was this: 3.47 percent of millennial men are liars"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30-year-old sued by his parents for refusing to move out of their house looks exactly as you imagined him, relies on Google searches for his legal defense, and argues with the judge when shown the appellate court decision that overrode his argument
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Seriously, which one of you hated your child so much you named him/her after the Queen Beeyotch of the Universe? Wait, which 11 of you?
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman has to check reCAPTCHA form to prove she's human. News: In person. At a car dealership. "The dealership confirmed it would sell a car to a robot, so long as it had a social security number an ID"
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Plane crashes at Lookout Pass, witnesses say that's what the pilot was yelling as he glided in
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Pawn shop posts sign: "We sell AR-15's because we're not Dick's." Discovers a lot of people think they are
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Someone has found a use for the dead wasteland that is Google Plus. Unfortunately, it's ISIS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female pilot has the perfect comeback for two sexist male passengers and their female driver remarks. 'The fact is, I can fly an £80m jet and you can't.'
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Hawaii man says 'incredibly powerful and hot' lava almost cut his leg in half. Was apparently expecting the cool and lethargic lava
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rock climber
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet Guy, the rescue Beagle from Kentucky who now lives in Kensington Palace. No, not Some Guy from Kentucky; that's Drew. This Guy is a dog. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
If you're going to shoplift three days in a row, wearing your sheriff's deputy uniform won't help disguise you
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Our Lady of lewds
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Johnny Dope kills guy with his guitar
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Kids approach adults in park and ask to use swing set. Adults say yes. Then it gets Farkworthy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Grimace
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
University installs new bike rack, fails to notice design flaw. Crap
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After he was killed in a car accident, victim's dad made sure his son's girlfriend had a date to the Prom. Is it dusty in here or what?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Portnoy's done complaining
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The sinkhole that opened up on the White House lawn? It happened exactly one year after a sinkhole opened up on the Mar-a-Lago lawn. Spooky tag is off looking for Buffy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The goggles, they did something. Blind woman sees her service dog for the first time. I'm not crying, you're crying
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Man on the street catches little girl falling from 5 meters above, tears leg muscle in process. "I would cry for my incompetence if I failed, but I succeeded. They were joyful tears"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Puppy mill list lacks critical USDA information, such as which are prime and which are choice
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
'Lucky' Scots man enjoys his bucket of brown shyte after winning Canadian chocolate competition
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Doctor" who plead guilty and was sentenced to 45 years in prison for misdiagnosing/over-treating 553 patients with cancer and raking in over $17 million in fraudulent billings has decided he's not guilty after all and wants his conviction tossed
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who rammed restaurant was 'having breakdown,' according to pastor. Really? Because it sounds like his car was working just fine
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Headline: Child spotted at swinger's party was actually just 'very short woman'
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Maybe you didn't have any of the salmon mousse, but Death will still come for you and point at the Bananas Flambé
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In effort to end blockade of busy downtown area, Wisconsin man empties backpack that 3 cops were too fearful to examine. After proving there was nothing dangerous in the bag, he was immediately tackled and arrested by police
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Louis CK lookalike takes imitation too far
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A good read about some hot and nasty "barbarian-on-barbarian" action
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
This is what millennials and boomers can learn from the generation superior to both
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Stripper and porn actor who shot up Trump hotel appears in court and immediately admits to a crime - setting off the fire alarm
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Shooting fireworks at your buddies is all fun and games until someone goes to the hospital with serious injuries. And there is footage of it. And someone posted it to twitter. Surprisingly, this did not happen in Florida. Or involve Drew's childhood
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
You've made some interesting choices in life if police searching for you for an attempted burglary find you face down and naked on a bridge in Arkansas
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New generation of robots will make Roundup obsolete by targeting weeds, Sarah Connor
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the police did shoot at the white guy. Some of the victims may have been "collateral damage"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: They didn't even invite me
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(CNN)
 
 
 
40% of Americans can't cover a $400 emergency expense. The bright side? That's an improvement from 2013 when 50% of adults couldn't cover a $400 emergency expense
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mosquitoes remember what you smell like and if you swatted at them. No word on how long they hold grudges
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these terrifying predators
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
EU MEPs: Okay Mr Zuckerberg, here are our questions that will take 60 minutes to ask in this 60-minute meeting. You can take notes and not answer any of them at the end. Is that alright with you? : Zuckerberg: ... sure
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Animal sentenced, unsure if he can still play drums behind bars
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man, aka Florida Jackass, blocks traffic to do donuts on bridge
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
These articles about Boy Scouts getting free condoms at the World Jamboree because they now allow girls and gays? That's been the rule since the '90s
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
When it's your last day on the job so you channel your inner Britney on a plane in front of everyone
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
Woman tries motivational technique to get her fast food even quicker. Bonus: leaves empty handed
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(Some Gun Guy)
 
 
 
Soldiers at an Army base discover a 94-year-old M2 machine gun and bring it in for a full overhaul. Fark: It is still serviceable and did not need any repairs
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City man who posted a picture on Facebook of himself next to a cop car with a gun captioned "dum ass n---as" doesn't understand why he can't get a job working with kids now
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(FIOS News)
 
 
 
Today in New Yorkers Are Why New York Can't Have Nice Things: Yonkers sets new record for shortest time elapsed between rollout of bike sharing fleet and trashing of bike sharing fleet
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(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Mackey said this was "the first time for me in 30 years of police work - shot by an appliance,"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the Santa Fe shooter: "The real victim here is my son"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Hurricanes, zombies, alligators ... teens with fire extinguishers at intersections
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
You know you have a drinking problem when you put someone in the hospital for arguing over a beer coozie
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well soldier, we've got some good news: The baby your wife said died in childbirth is actually alive. Bad news: She gave him to couple halfway across the country. Oh and More Bad news: he's not your son
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Turns out US public schools are still theoretically safer than combat-zones. For now
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Putin's new "unlimited range" nuclear missile set a distance record after four tests, traveling 22 miles
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his dog
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(The State)
 
 
 
You are out kayaking on a river without a care in the world. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Giant predatory hammerhead worms invaded France sometime in the last 20 years, and scientists just noticed them. Escargot farmers now at DEFCON Une
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby elephant arrives 3 months late, leaving mom with a 25-month pregnancy (pics)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Pigeon CPR is now a thing after firefighters brought three birds back to life
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hellmouth appears on White House lawn
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(AP News)
 
 
 
At least 10 dead in India from an outbreak of the Nipah virus. What's that? Oh, nothing, just a highly contagious virus that causes fevers, convulsions, and vomiting, has no cure, no vaccination, and kills about 75 percent of people infected by it EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Model arrested and fined after flashing her underwear in McDonald's. The fast food giant has threatened to prosecute her for "damaging the company's reputation." That's the joke
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four drunk Brits arrested for starting hotel fire with an aerosol and lighter (pics) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Since girls have been allowed to join the Boy Scouts there is a new requirement for the Scouts' 24th World Jamboree
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts harakiri with a wooden sailfish statue after learning he'd been busted in his 2nd online sex sting in two years
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the first time since its introduction in 2006, an F-35 has been used in combat. The real story here is that an F-35 destroyed something other than itself
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman drives through traffic cones and straight into a half-marathon as she was running late and it was the quickest way
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
An egg a day to keep the doctor away? Or is it a chicken to refrain from sicken?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lava gets into Hawaiian geothermal power plant, says it belongs there
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if a river of magma hit a geothermal power plant? Well today may be your lucky day
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Student graduating from Christian-based homeschool angry because Publix refused to put cum on his cake
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-13 to Sat 2018-05-19. The pomp and circumstance of the FA Cup final, Chilean bishop tenders, and a Mousetrap gameplay strategy
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Have you ever made it to the point in an argument with your brother or sister where you've both lost sight of what the problem is and now you're just yelling? These lynx have
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(PR Newswire)
 
Weeners
 
Survey finds Americans are scared of finding out what is in their hot dogs
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
There's a hot new food trend out there called "bowl food." Where you eat food ... out of a bowl
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic steed and rider
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Macaque was loose at San Antonio airport but has since been put back where it belongs
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
1) Write song containing 15 instances of the n-word. 2) Invite white woman up on stage to rap it with you. 3) Outrage when she raps it with you. 4) Facepalm tag for everyone involved
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Bad news: You're 15 and already $36,618,330.24 in debt because the fireworks you were playing with started a big fire. Good news: The judge offers to let you pay in installments
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China may beef up Beijing airport security to control nutty K-Pop devotees. "Besides the possible offence of disrupting the social order, the unruly fans might also have broken personal privacy laws in obtaining details about their idols' movements"
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(Press and Guide)
 
 
 
Competitive eater explains his tactics for victory in Epic Burrito Challenge; "get yourself focused. I walk a lot and listen to music. 'Brain Gym' is my secret weapon" Not after you tell a reporter it isn't
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Super villain lair power supply ready for deployment
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Man who flunked out of college 4 years ago buys a cap and gown for $38 and graduates with the rest of the college
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NOAA)
 
 
 
"Mr. Sudal is not and has never been an employee of NOAA Fisheries nor is he formally affiliated with any of the agency's programs." His abs are real, though
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA launching new satellites to measure lumpy gravity. No word yet on who satellites will be targeting after Sean Hannity
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Production of Baconators and Frostys grind to a halt thanks to this guy's 5-hour standoff on the roof (with mugshot)
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Officers raid house, discover illegal nightclub. Also possible they all just live there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Noah's Ark pulls up to Hawaii's Big Island, rescues thousands of animals from Kilauea volcano hot lava
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
But I would drive three hundred miles, And I would drive three hundred more. Just to be the man who drives six hundred miles, To avoid high price on hard cider
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Step 1) Don women's clothing. Step 2) Fill up hotel bathtub with potatoes. Step 3) ?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Homicide victim's body found by mushroom pickers. Friends say he was a fun guy. I'll let myself out
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Hey, punk The Robocop statue now has an official placement in Detroit, and an unveiling coming soon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A bunch of buff young sailors just climbed a greased-up erection
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"I see dead people." (And I take their drugs)
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Internet makes you crazy. Now, with science
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man, got super drunk last night...can't remember what happened. Better text my friend to see if he's ok: 'dont kno how i got home - hope i wasn't a super a--hole last nite' 'ya u were - u bit my ear off' 'oh f*ck me'
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
A good watchdog will keep your car from being stolen. Then there's this one, which apparently even the thief didn't want anything to do with
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(Some Fuss)
 
 
 
Photoshop this difference of opinions
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stripping down and putting your underwear on your head is no way to rob houses son
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Arizona Bay prepares for the possibility of becoming a reality
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The NY Times tries explaining "Rick & Morty" to its readers. It's basically the "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand..." copypasta, but with more words
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First night of EDM festival Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas results in eleventy-billion drug arrests
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at park and shouts at kids about where babies come from -- causing parents to rush in and take them away
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle has a rubber chicken museum now. Clark Griswold points the Family Truckster North
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
High-risk sex offender, arsonist, potential failed shampoo model arrested
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Postal Service adds first scratch-and-sniff stamps. Thankfully this wasn't in place when the fat Elvis stamps were issued
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Dead humpback whale washes ashore after being tangled in crab pots, as crabs once again prove to be the mortal enemy of a good hump
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The New Yorker explains the coolness of eating 24-karat gold chicken wings ..besides pooping gold ignots
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Around 2 a.m. one of the officers entered his police cruiser and began driving. The officer soon came to realize that a man, the 25-year-old, was under the cruiser"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Could video of this mysterious ripple finally be proof of the Loch Ness Monster? No
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bat skelton
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Article helpfully explains that we should encourage children to be more weird so they don't become serial killers
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man shot in DeLand expected to be okay, expresses relief he was not shot in DeGland
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
PSA: If you run naked in the rain, the deputy is going to have to tase you because they have nothing to hang onto (with mugshot)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Also, we will mention the irony of the pig in a police car now so that anyone that thinks they're funny is actually unoriginal and trying too hard," the police said on social media
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Why do cats knead everything? And can they help make pizza dough?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Royal women not only have strange hats, but strange swimwear as well (NSFW)
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(San Angelo Standard-Times)
 
 
 
Llost llama llisted for llow price of $50 to one llucky llad or llady. Don't llollygag - lliteral llimit of one llama
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(Times Live South Africa)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to the age-old question: "How many sheep can you fit in an old Toyota Corolla?"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Cyclone Sagar kills fifteen people in Somalia, which now regrets previously saying 'Gimme some Sagar, baby'
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(Periscope)
 
 
 
Kilauea is now spouting out giant streams of lava (LGT holy shiat live feed)
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Please note: while there are many effective ways to sabotage your own legal defense, copyrighting your homemade child porn is high on that list
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
FL couple steals motorized cart from Walmart to drive to a local bar. Couple gets to see many bars after police notice
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(Strategy Page)
 
 
 
Australian soldiers are now banned from displaying "symbols of death". What the hell are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
It's never good when you find your 3-year-old playing with poop. It's worse when there's so much of it that they have to call in specialists to rescue him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Two of the witnesses were passing by saw all of this occurring, stopped their vehicles, got out and - they were concealed handgun holders - and began firing at the individual"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man upset over noisy kids. Does he A: Yell at them to shut up? B: Call their parents? or C: Open fire on them with an AK-47? (With bonus 'I don't own a comb' mugshot goodness)
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Fight
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Triangle Man accused of choking woman, hating Particle Man
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Tesla's all-new electric submarine claims its first casualty
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Former 'Loss Prevention Officer' tackled by employees after he tries to rob his own store. Employees literally rip off his mask Scooby Doo style
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Talking to a ghost trapped inside your creepy-looking doll is no way to through life as an adult, man
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Manatee woman stabs boyfriend
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
If you've been feverishly waiting for Alanis Morissette's 'Jagged Little Pill' to be released as a musical, than brother do I have some fantastic news for you. Also, get help
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Super gonorrhea is spreading like applause across the globe
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Gunman still at large following deadly double shooting in Nutbush. Man, that's gotta hurt
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You know that annoying thumping sound your car makes, when you open a window? Here's how to get rid of it. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this owl
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Woman who bragged about getting away from traffic stop on department's Facebook page ends up on Fark
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Santa Fe church community reflects on Santa Fe shootings and arrives at the same sort of well-considered, intelligent, and productive solution at which you'd expect a church community to arrive
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It turns out that the opiate of the masses is opiates
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Dumb: Smoking pot in cars you've broken into. Dumber: Doing it at a dealership
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Hello. 911? They're a bunch of black people BBQing at the park in Oakland
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In other news, Adolf Hitler is still dead
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Rainbow appears over Texas sky before church service honoring Santa Fe shooting victims. Somewhere, an eagle is crying. Now is the time to discuss gun control. Not next time. Now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson decides to get death threats
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Meteorologist explains how Kilauea ash could be over your city soon. "Kilauea Ash" is also the name of subby's surf metal band
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So much winning
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