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Sun April 29, 2018
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma OKs a bill that will allow some adoption agencies to deny same-sex couples the right to adopt a child
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(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
Immigrant caravan arrives at U.S. border, and just like subby's old Dodge caravan, this one was assembled south of the border, moved slowly, transported families with kids, and will probably be subject to recalls
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 2018 update
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Maryland starts enforcing road tolls. Some people have a problem with this
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
"She used to run princess parties. Now she catches snakes for free." So...level up?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For 10 consecutive years, the same duck has returned to same elementary school in order to lay her eggs and raise her brood
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not food, it's fascism
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you happened to lose an orange McLaren near Malibu early Sunday morning, the CHP would like to let you know they found it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this arrested development
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sending your kid to rehab for drug or alcohol addiction. New hotness: Sending your kid to rehab for social media addiction
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Dear teenage boys: if an older man approaches and requests that you sneeze into a Kleenex for him and offers you $9, "Never take him up on the offer. If you feel uncomfortable, please go to the nearest police box and file a report"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The heroic good guy with sense who stopped the idiotic bad guy armed with a gun in the Waffle House has already raised $200,000 ... for the other victims
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(Some Southern Living Guy)
 
 
 
It's cocaine, right? Has to be cocaine
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Friends don't let friends drive a Camaro
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
What you can learn on this edition of Offbeat Police Blotter: Police tend to notice if you are driving with a 100 pound boulder stuck under your car. Never show up at the prison drunk. Fishing spots are apparently worth fighting over. Good to know
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Looks like World War 3 won't start along the India-China border after all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It must suck if you run a museum and find out that half of your paintings are fakes
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this computer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Museum Visits
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Douche banned from being a douche
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
North American country demands its neighbor to the south do more to stem the tide of illegal border crossers
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lamborghini, half-off
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Fruity gas causes evacuation
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Only 1 out of every 59 kids in America is fully vaccinated
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Flames damage crematorium
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(Metro)
 
 
 
2-year-old boy gets kicked out of a nursery for scratching other kids and his family is livid. "He doesn't swear or throw things - he is a really good bairn but now and then he will go for another child"
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Burning man snuffed out by a stroke of bad luck
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(Vice)
 
 
 
First world problems
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fanciful creatures
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ Oh, I get high with a little help from my friends ♫ Mmmm, get by with a little help from my friends ♫ Mmm, Mama dies with a little help from my friends ♫ Yes, I get by with a...Wait, back up one
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Veterinary doctor: A raccoon is simply the best choice to reinvigorate your depressed pet
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Ninety years ago, Charles F. Brannock invented a device so perfect, that no one has been able to improve on it
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
I said DUCK
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(Some Blommers)
 
 
 
Photoshop these stylin' Swedes
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Bystanders find the body of a woman missing for months encased in ice near the Minnesota River which is kind of normal for Minnesota in April
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
U.K. decides that when it comes using analogue clocks in schools, time has run out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And here we have a metaphor
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
When planning a robbery, choosing your getaway vehicle is important
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(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
Kid falls out of tree and breaks hand. Fark: Which is later amputated because doctors put his cast on too tight and cut off the circulation
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Venice ponders construction barriers to segregate tourists from residents (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Hell applies for building permit to build extra special place for whomever stole medals, ribbons from Special Olympics
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well maybe if you didn't nickel and dime us to the brink of insanity over every little thing, we might stop stealing your damn pillows and blankets. Ever think of that, airlines?
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
The latest thing we're all doing wrong: pronouncing the name of the new royal baby. Another thing we're all doing wrong: making a big deal out of a new royal baby
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Lawyer for teen who killed passenger by wrecking car while Snapchatting at 106mph argues to judge that she should be allowed to go on cruise because, "she already has these tickets"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Virginia newspaper runs KKK recruitment flyer on its front page. ISIS says, "Wait, you can do that?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thought you could reduce your life insurance premiums by vaping instead of smoking? Think again
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Meet the chevrotain, the small and secretive mouse deer with lots of attitude. You'll want to pick him up, hug him and squeeze him ... and name him George
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horseman celebrating ANZAC Day
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you guessed "toxic caterpillars" for the next outbreak warning, come claim your prize
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(NWA Homepage)
 
 
 
The outlook for stray felines living in a town with no animal shelter can be bleak. One woman has opened her home to almost 800 cats over the years to help keep them safe while the town does nothing. Let's give her a round of applause on Caturday
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
C: Hookers and blow
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ha Ha...we're all going to DIE. Scientists now say it's 100 percent certain Earth will get hit by a catastrophic asteroid and we'll all be wiped out at any moment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 ways the world is getting better
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(Circa)
 
 
 
Truck carrying Starbucks' products in Washington state had 126 pounds of meth hidden in a TV box and a mattress. In related news, Starbucks sells TVs and mattresses now
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
World War Two hero to celebrate his 100th birthday by visiting the gym for a 90-minute workout. He'll be there in 26 minutes
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Scammer changes mailing addresses for UPS Atlanta HQ to apartment in Chicago, gets caught while trying to cash $60,000 in UPS checks
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Fri April 27, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Locating serial killers with a genealogy website could be against the terms and conditions, which cops would know if they'd read all 894 pages instead of just clicking "I agree"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Don't worry, he'll poop it out"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's best to avoid calling one of your Jewish high school students "the next Hitler," Mr. History teacher
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Winning wildlife photo disqualified because the anteater it featured had been to the taxidermist first
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist with "XFELON" vanity plate to remove X
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois man leads police on a tractor chase across two counties with speeds upwards of 20 mph
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Alcohol might have been a factor in pickup truck pushing a parked car through the wall of a liquor store
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Driver survives his Corolla being reduced to the size of a Smart car by two tractor trailers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to know what it's like to be eaten by a vicious flesh-eating velociraptor dinosaur? Today's your lucky day
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(660 News Calgary)
 
 
 
What do Porky the Pig, King George VI, and the Public Defender from My Cousin Vinny have in common? They'd all benefit from the University of Calgary's newest facility
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Speed camera court fight - no matter who wins, we all lose
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Dog drives electric taxi into mobile-phone shop. Charges pending
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In cunning plan thought all the way through, Whole Foods opens Asian restaurant named "Yellow Fever"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rough rider
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First-ever ocean plastic cleaner will tackle Great Pacific Garbage Patch, possibly in a steel cage match
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reports indicate Golden State Killer was not a nice guy
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama man jailed on heroin and cocaine trafficking charges, displays "oh boy, mom's gonna kill me" face for mugshot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When is it ok to decline a wedding invite? A good baseline would be when you've attended 20 in the past four years, have gone into debt and had to move back home because of them
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold sequesters himself in a Torrance Starbucks restroom to pen wacky incest songs as British woman announces that she is her own Grandma
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Headline: Woman smashes Popeyes window with chair because store wouldn't let her order Wendy's special
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(The Root)
 
 
 
American Airlines: Yes, a doctor warned us to divert the plane a passenger needed urgent medical care and yes, she died after we ignored him. But, we didn't beat her up or anything. It was the sky's fault. Sue the sky
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man accused of karate kicking swans, dishonoring his shaolin temple
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting put in the "Friend Zone". Fark: Getting put in the "Friend Zone" on National TV during a game show
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hey, free dildo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this impromptu burial on the White House lawn
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Former NFL player almost murdered by police in Georgia for owning cell phone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dockless vehicles are clogging American cities. Yes sir, it's true, these vehicles have no dock
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Millennials don't need living rooms," says top architect who must be specializing in finished basements
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Attention: No more strapping AK-47s to your drones
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Kate Winslet's home town honors her by naming new trash truck 'Kate Binslet'. Bonus: Joins 'Jar Jar Clinks' as part of waste management fleet
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Missing 12-year-old safely located in Rifle. Man, that's one skinny kid
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Farmer's plan to sell land for TJ Maxx to be built is hampered by neighbors, so he dumps chicken manure all over the fields and warns them to get used to the smell since he's going to build a giant chicken farm if they block the sale
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Girl with bone cancer has leg reattached backwards so she can dance, freak out neighbors
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thoughtful bather
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fancy a Cuddle-Me-Buff whilst I razzle this sausage? Seven old English words that deserve to make a comeback
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
23 and me to life
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If you're going to hide a camera in a portable toilet, don't turn it on while you are standing in front of it
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Report finds many home-schooled kids are part of abusive families. Obvious tab swears it just fell down the stairs
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Lil Kim meets Big Moon
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Prince William and Kate Middleton announce that the name of their third child is Louis Arthur Charles, to be known as His Royal Highness Prince Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a Mexican cowboy who just took off his glasses
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Where wolf-dog hybrids? There wolf-dog hybrids
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You can learn a lot by watching clips on Youtube, including how to deliver your own baby. Just ask this new mother
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
City requests over $100,000 to repair treehouse
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Beware lawyers in hazmat suits bearing bolt cutters
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Fan pulls out his Jumbo Shrimp and goes for a naked run across the outfield at a Jacksonville minor league game. And there's video
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Thu April 26, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
KJU crosses DMZ for BLT, T&A
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
At the height of the California gold rush, the Mint pressed up to 300 $5 gold pieces and only three were known to exist today, until now
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Police looking for a connection between two heads found 150 miles away, fear the work of separatists
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Twitter user solves age-old missing sock in washing machine mystery. Still no solution for tweeting presidents
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(Variety)
 
 
 
This is indeed the greatest generation of men in media being accused of sexual assault
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
We're all enjoying our visit to the Sunshine State - OMG there's a guy with a machete
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this heavily armed bucket
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(Greeneville Sun)
 
 
 
Remember, when rubbing vigorously... try not to shoot one off in your hand
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"In 1985, a group of Washington women hit back at the 'offensive' lyrics of some of pop's biggest names. Now their 'parental advisory' meddling - and the 15 tracks they initially targeted - have been turned into a riotous piece of musical revenge"
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cape Town, South Africa, which was supposed to run out of water any day now, asks for humanitarian aid to help with torrential flooding
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An improvement to alcohol
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for felony B&E at hospital claims she wasn't trying to steal newborns from neonatal units, just hand-deliver first baby bibles to babies. But crazy eyes don't lie
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I-95 construction sign: My daddy works here. Florida Woman: Let's see if this thing can do 110 (with pierced-lip mugshot)
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Let's set the Wayback Machine to October, 1990, when Mister Rogers sued the Ku Klux Klan. And won
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby "doesn't have a plane, you asshole"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
CAUTION: Smartphone zombie crossing
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Whoever left Grandma at Whole Foods 2-3 years ago, please claim her before they throw her out
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cosby Verdict: J. A. I. L. - O
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Goldfish can discriminate between music by Bach and Stravinsky and can push tiny soccer balls into a net. Now they're growing to monster size and invade your lakes
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(NBC New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jurors reach verdict in Bill Cosby retrial. Get your taglines ready for the announcement
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists discover 15,000-year-old giant sloth footprints in southern New Mexico. It could be all the way up to Albuquerque by now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looking for a home in the D.C. Metro area for $500,000 or less? This helpful article will give you insights on where to find the best refrigerator boxes, discarded tents, and mostly hole-free tarps
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today from Captain Obvious: Don't take your baby to a chiropractor
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
This manscaping trend towards shaving and body waxing is getting out of control
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Baby kittens brought back to life after IHOP fire. Wait, wha-DAAAAW
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Elgin ends 45-year ban on ice cream trucks, carts, fun
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Alternate Cosby jurors get time with comfort dog. After O'Neill mentioned the dog, Cosby stood up at the defense table and made a comical, barking-like motion with his mouth
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You can now drop the Google Streetview guy into the water
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyer falls asleep in courtroom. No word how many quaaludes he was slipped
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Protip: Running around Detroit shooting paintballs could get you shot for real
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Ex-Port Authority chief finally releases statement on viral cop rant video -- says she's sorry (but not really)
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Broken utility pole wrapped in duct tape has residents asking a lot of questions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's keep this story alive, like this man kept his Waffle House co-patrons alive
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Mythbusters knew what to do with an old water heater
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'Cry Closet' arrives at University of Utah for finals week. Students already in the closet in Utah say welcome to our world
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And here's Prince William sleeping at church because parenthood is tough
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blank screen
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you tattoo the name of your ex's mother on your butt, or 'Ram Me' above your crotch, future paramours may take umbrage
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Congressman Steve King wants to regulate what you're forced to watch while stuck at the airport waiting for your beating by United
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Car hits cow. Ambulance called. Man, I'd hate to try to lift that into the ambulance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Bad boys. Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the police accidentally shoot and kill the Cops sound guy? ♫
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
ER Doctors about mass shootings: "It's a tragedy for the people involved, the community at large. For us, it's a Tuesday"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The South, as explained by Waffle Houses
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Not only is there a war on cops, but also on cop cars. Minivans to the rescue
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That smell coming from the funeral home's garage? That ain't flowers
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla Model X driver makes it to the gym in under 26 minutes
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Definitely the best beach to find free Halloween decorations, no bones about it
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Woman becomes the first in the world to remove her own breast implants. "I just got the knife and I did a tiny little incision on the original scar tissue and I couldn't feel a thing. I thought 'Oh, this doesn't hurt. Great'"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Paperboy stabbed multiple times, keeps biking his route. Subby doesn't remember that difficulty setting
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 677: "Happy Little Accidents". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked. Moaning. Florida man. Sex toy. Bodily secretions. That's a BINGO
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A total of four barrels containing radioactive sludge at a nuclear site were found to have ruptured, according to spokesman Simpson. SIMPSON?
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(Decatur Herald-Review)
 
 
 
Ain't no party like a keister-stashed drug jail party, cause the party don't stop until 4 inmates are hospitalized
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Can sitting in a lawn chair be illegal? Apparently yes, when it's used as a driver's seat in your pickup truck
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Today's lesson in the new new new common core math: Babies-R-Us + voodoo + evils spirits + box cutter = Florida
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark just leveled up!
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mud bath
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
One... two... three... four... FiF
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"God the Father told me to kidnap your child." "Really? That's interesting, because my Mama said knock you out"
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
San Francisco PD posts before-and-after photos of its homeless camp clearing operation. Local residents applaud sudden abundance of mailboxes
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Miniature pony gets police escort
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(Rockford Register Star)
 
 
 
New Peregrine falcon family takes up residence in Rockford, gets webcam so we can all waste more work time
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"Dog bites Pittsburgh police horse in Wilmerding." In my day, we called that part the schwing-schwong
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ignoring the lead paint, mold, broken elevators, leaky roofs and rats, top NYC housing official says the city's public housing is "beautiful"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Congrats, you just won lottery tickets to a sex show. A firefly sex show. The insects, not the television show
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guitar
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Surely the airlines have learned by now not to treat people badly, lest it go viral. Delta: Hold my beer while I tie this woman to her wheelchair with a dirty blanket and tell her to shut the fark up
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Oregon man admits to having sex with a horse. One look at his mugshot and you'll know of course, of course
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You say tomato, I say tomahto. You say potato, I say hand grenade
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Package thief realizes he's on video, tries to take doorbell camera
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you think you can get away by using someone else's urine to cheat a drug test, make sure it is not tainted also
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Body of man found in Lake Erie 38 years ago identified, hopefully not by smell
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Look into the bedazzling eyes of the gal who stabbed a total stranger to death outside of a bar
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(570 News Kitchener)
 
 
 
Tip leads police to half of Grolsch beer stolen from near Montreal. Other half was delicious
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Baby Boomers agree with millennials and Gen X that they kind of do suck
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
People who won't go into the water because of sharks don't know greatest hazard on beaches are its sea gulls. Bombs away
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anzac Day. a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand that commemorates all Australians and New Zealanders "who served and died in all wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations". Yay, let's all get shiat-faced
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(ValueWalk)
 
 
 
Rare elephant bird egg discovered, promptly made into giant omelet
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The online community of self-proclaimed guys who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse have anointed Toronto mass murderer Alek Minassian as "our next new saint." Can we label them terrorists and ship the lot off to Gitmo now?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just submitted the 10,000,000th link on Fark.com and I wasted it on a throwaway story about a pawn shop in Rochester selling stolen merchandise. Ask me anything...or don't, I'm totally embarrassed about this - The Third Man
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Mr. Deals has the best deals in town. How does Mr. Deals bring you the greatest deals for miles around? Two words: "stolen merchandise." Also 10 million Fark submissions achievement unlocked
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Trump's female doppelganger has finally been found. Ummmm... thanks, internet
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Please don't punch Publix employees if they don't answer your questions immediately while they're stocking shelves. They might be deaf
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Golden State Killer may have finally been caught. Thank you, Michelle McNamara
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence that the Neandertals might have sailed the Mediterranean 130,000 years ago, possibly searching for a lost 'H'
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(Some Zoloft)
 
 
 
Photoshop these insanely happy shoppers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seeing eye dog takes detour to Cool Dog Gear. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What do you get when you mix beer and yoga? You get 'Broga' which is just what men need for better health and to find their inner zen
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"A man who had left notes at Washington state bus stops seeking to buy underage girls' underwear showed up for a meeting with an undercover detective with a gun, machete, hatchet, tarp, duct tape and camera"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Firefighter catches infant thrown from balcony, is immediately signed to three-year deal with Cleveland Browns
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
And now we're having a debate over a gynecologist's statue
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"'Mountains and mountains of plastic': life on Cambodia's polluted coast"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mueller exceeded the limits of his Special Counsel authority by having the FBI investigate Paul Manafort in 2013 and 2014
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Sorry I tased you" cake is not a lie
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shocker: The Toronto attacker was an "incel" who walked the halls in high school "head down, hands clasped - and making meowing noises"
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Home Depot has many clocks for your choosing, but this Home Depot in Dallas has one clock you can reset
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Prankster taunts the dynamite monkey by pushing it into a pond, receives instant karma
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Facebook sure has been thinking a lot about nipples"
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(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Well known student loan expert, Drew Cloud, never existed. Well known bourbon expert, Drew Curtis, exists
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(Ahram Online)
 
 
 
Photoshop this phloating pharaoh
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New app can now tell cannabis users how high they are. Tests range from measuring how much Cheetos dust is on your fingertips, to whether or not you laugh at Dane Cook performances
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Worst. Bikini. Trim. Ever
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
There can be worse things to happen to your village than being invaded by Kashmiri goats after bad weather. Such as not having a pair of loose-fitting boots at the ready
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Flipping off the traffic camera while using a laser jamming device? That's a jailin'
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
17-year cicadas have been breeding with 13-year cicadas, need to have a seat over there
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bricklayers and Wharfingers make more money than teachers in San Francisco. Of course, nobody quite knows what a Wharfinger does
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins Computer Science professor announces he grades his students on a curve, so the students organize a boycott of the exams and all get As
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Couple dip their weed in PCP and smoke it, then proceed to strip naked, place a pit bull on their shoulders and run amok through Macy's
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(Some Eats)
 
 
 
Photoshop this American diner
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Remember how the world was supposed to end yesterday? Well, the guy who predicted it now says we were wrong all along but the NEXT time it's REALLY going to happen
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Text Adventures VIII (c) 2018. You are inside a Walmart at the sporting goods section. You have been patiently awaiting for an associate to help you. An intercom is nearby. What do you wish to do?_
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
It doesn't help your DUI case when your underwear has breathalyzer instructions printed on them
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(Irish Central)
 
 
 
57% of the Irish who were asked if they intended to watch the Royal wedding said "go fook yerself, I'm not cuttin' into me drinkin' time watching some shiate Proddy weddin' 'tween a ponce an' his no better than she should be tart, now feck off"
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Truckers pull together multiple semi-trucks to help shorten fall of man threatening suicide on a highway overpass
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-04-15 to Sat 2018-04-21
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Dobbe arrested for running over woman. Bad house-elf
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hold my beer: wedding photo edition
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(Slate)
 
 
 
YouTube has ruined the age-old artform of filming yourself doing stupid stuff, says Slate writer who apparently believes filming yourself doing stupid stuff is an age-old artform
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Intellectual property is not monkey business
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this healthiness test
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Neighbors complain about wild sex parties in 7,500-square-foot home. "400 guests were invited with 87 people (including 35 couples) sending a 'yes' RSVP"
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
It just figures that the Toronto van rampage suspect is an IT student who "didn't drive or know how a steering wheel works." Probably couldn't tie his shoes, either
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As a general rule of thumb, you should avoid using slavery puns in your promposal. "If I was black, I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white, so I'm picking u 4 prom"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty funny. One day you're running for mayor of New Orleans and the next thing you know you're pleading no contest in a public masturbation case
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Horton Hears a Slur
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Things you don't have to read: The Catcher in the Rye, The Bible, GQ
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Lesbos in flames" is not what you think (possible nsfw content on page)
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby wombat mistaken for human offspring on Facebook and it's a fack that Australians can't swear correctly
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(Lewistown Sentinel)
 
 
 
Every boy needs a dog, sometimes they just need a dog that will help them know when their blood sugar is out of control
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Fine," Garcia said. "Tase me, and you'll see what happens"
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Prepare to meet your new six billion strong Chinese cockroach overlords that will be used for your medicinal use ...unless they think otherwise
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
George H.W. Bush admitted to intensive care because he has ghosts in his blood. He should do cocaine about that
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this relaxing moment
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank, two hours of One-Hit Wonders, some of them even made #1. Show starts at 8PM EDT
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Genius thieves robbing Genius Bar escaped with dozens of useless floor models, but captured in stunning 4K imagery by every single person in the store
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Panic ensues in Winnipeg when prank nuclear warning is broadcast, which totally makes sense because if there's one place where the world's nuclear missiles are trained, it's Winnipeg
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
NJ state trooper indicted for quoting Carly Rae Jepsen lyrics to women he pulled over
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Prenatal cannabis use associated with low birth weights, but the bigger question is how do they light it?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Worst Korea suspends blasting K-pop across DMZ ahead of nuclear talks, although fears remain that they could restart their weaponized K-pop reactors at a moment's notice
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Officials aren't quite sure how this drunk woman got stuck in this position but they are sure she had a Fark handle which they have refused to release
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this angry monk
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like getting high, so we put a pot shop in your aviation and mountaineering museum
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Shut it down, we've achieved Peak Florida
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Sure there is a woman pinned under it but how is my truck? Except he didn't mention the woman
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
NewsFlash
 
Naked Waffle House gunman is in custody, pants
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Florida leads the US in states where you're least likely to see a UFO, possibly because aliens can just blend in with all the other general weirdness down there
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(CTV News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Van strikes multiple pedestrians in Toronto. UPDATE: 9 dead, 16 injured
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama police create viral mashup combining popular current news stories: arresting black customers without cause and being stripped naked at Waffle House
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man arrested after fatally shooting daughter's boyfriend, stealing Hulk Hogan's facial hair
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is someone else's
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Video
 
YouTube comedian who trained pug to give Nazi salute convicted of hate speech
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
If you're tripping on LSD, don't start randomly punching things that might attack you. One of them might be a 13-year-old girl, and you might end up in jail for aggravated assault. The more you know
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Confirmed: Uranus Smells Like Farts
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sarkysan out as PM of Armenia, will go back to judging Chopped
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"What is a 72-year-old little old lady going to do to anyone." Sell them a lot of drugs, apparently
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Mac n' Cheese restaurant creates innovative system to stop sexual harassment, which turns out to be even more effective at blocking unwanted sexual advances than a diet of Mac n' Cheese
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
City councilman arrested for DUI after driving on the wrong side of the road seems pretty happy
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Oh, Florida, don't ever change: "A Miami pimp's reaction to a Santa's Enchanted Forest employee not paying for sex with a 16-year-old led cops to him and a prison sentence for sex trafficking"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Wilkes Booth: actor, assassin, sex maniac
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Search continues for Waffle House shooter, as authorities have no idea where he is but suspect he's not wearing pants
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Just FYI, Alaska's running out of ice
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
More than 60 grams of meth found during prison cell search in the most Oklahoma story you'll read today
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana health officials are advising residents to get vaccinated for hepatitis A if their summer plans include visits to Kentucky or Michigan
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this motorcyclist
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Waffle House shooter had his guns confiscated, firearms license suspended after attempting to enter the White House, until his father decided to restore his 2nd Amendment rights
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian man killed by lynch mob after shooting dead a Peruvian shaman. Talk about a bad trip. Warning: Graphic images and video
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
When life gives you a sinkhole, how to make sinkholade: Excavate more to expose limestone spires, rename it "The Cathedral of Nature," and build a luxury hotel next to it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hey, remember, Nibiru is supposed to usher in the apocalypse today, so don't make any dinner plans
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We all know sausages are made from bits and pieces of an animal but here's a manufacturer who is more honest and graphic about where the meat comes from and he's not assing about
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(CNN)
 
 
 
England succumbs to Labour Party
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Yes officer, I saw the whole thing
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear Wayne and Wanda: I can't believe my boyfriend decided to take his child to a baseball game instead of spending time with me, his needy, clingy, lonely, co-dependent girlfriend
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
World-renowned child poverty activist arrested in Nepal for bringing his work home with him
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Fire damages sea lab. "There was a sea lion show, and the flames were all around them, but she doesn't want to talk about it "
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan mother charged with child abuse after leaving her two daughters in a suitcase on a curb. Psychologists agree that the woman obviously has a lot of baggage
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Elderly woman decides to take her friend out for a walk. Her dead friend
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