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Sun April 08, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman takes selfie and catches guy slipping something into her drink. So, selfies are not entirely useless, as it turns out
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Shooting your husband in the head because you don't want to cook him breakfast isn't normal. But in Normalville it is
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
If you were going to drive out of Pittsburgh on Rt 30, you had better find an alternative route. It's gone, man
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The remains of a Tuskegee Airman, missing for 73 years, may have been found and identified in present-day Austria. RIP, Capt. Dickson
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge" Photoshop your perfect afterlife. And don't forget Fark's NSFW rules
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"But, Grandma, what big penises you drew." "The better to fark with our family, my dear"
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
Irish psychiatrist says weed "does more damage to humans than any drug that is out there." Irish whiskey still okay
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(Some Freedom)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snowic scene
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(inUth)
 
 
 
Train engineer forgets to set parking brake, what could possibly go wrong?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Two kids pull the old "two-people-in-a-trenchcoat" trick to scam beer. They don't think their cunning plan all the way through
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dozens reported killed in suspected Syria gas attack. Damascus denies it, and Russia swears they were nowhere near the place, as they are too busy helping those incompetent Brits find the real killers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK man hurt wrestling "public nuisance" ram. *checks out photo* OK, to be fair, that's one badass farkin' sheep. There are some who call him... Tim?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Excuse me, are there any non-assholes working in the airline industry? Hello? No, seriously, isn't there at least one person with a touch of common sense and compassion? Hello?
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nagging teenager inadvertently saves family
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smoking-hot Michelin Man
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Workplace mistakes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom sends her kid off to school in a "McDonald's" X-rated T-shirt after thinking it looked innocent enough. She's not lovin' the embarrassment now
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
$17,500 rock signed by Yoko is stolen. Oh no
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Guess who lobbied heavily against requiring sprinklers in high rises? I'll give you a hint: His tower has had two fires this year alone. Sad!
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
If on October 14th, 1982 you wrote a letter, rolled it up, dropped it into an empty Diet Sunkist bottle, and tossed it into the Coosa River, this article may be of interest to you
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(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Roof installer pitches fit and repossesses roof for late payment. Slapped with shingle charge of criminal damage and fined $4,500, beats being tarred and papered
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guy sues because of a bunch of jerk-offs
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
You might not want to sit down for this: Sitting is the new smoking
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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Cattle loose on Oklahoma I-44 after semi overturns. Steer clear
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you're the person who poured pee into the library bathroom's soap dispenser and air freshener, police are reviewing the surveillance video, so urine trouble
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Five ugly-ass Otter pups born at Columbus Zoo with ugly-ass video
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(Malaysia New Straits Times)
 
 
 
♪♫ Every ship in Constantinople docks in Istanbul not Constantinople, so if your ship crashes into an historic mansion in Constantinople it'll happen in Istanbul ♫♪
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Sat April 07, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
I see your house, and raise you a Goodwill - can we get a trifecta going?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate arrested after her child ate the best macaroni and cheese ever
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
That'll be thirty days or thirty cans of chicken noodle
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dying man lives ... after his heart stopped for 18 hours. And it's not even Easter
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A notorious biker gang in Quebec is whining that its going to cost them more to break the law now
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watching this guy slide down a 260-foot cable with no harness will make your hands all sweaty
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(Some Inthane Guy)
 
 
 
Thane man robbed of $1,200 in phishing scandal linked to his bank card. Such is life for a Thane man in an insane world
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA scientist and space rock
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Four alarm metaphor breaks out at Trump Tower in NYC
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Time to bust open those piggy banks, part of Carroll Shelby's personal collection, including prototypes, hitting the auction block in June
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Woman tries to outdo Florida Man by claiming the wind blew that baggie of cocaine into her purse
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australia's last flamingo goes stilts up
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cool spot
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a squirrel with its head stuck in an Easter egg
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Termite inspector finds anti-tank grenade in woman's basement. Those little bastards weren't going to give up without a fight
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(Time)
 
 
 
It's National Beer Day. Drink up, Farkers. You have nothing to lose but your pride
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Which is your favorite movie with at least one talking animal?
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Have you ever had your pay cut because you were just too damn good looking? Yeah, me too. I guess it's just something all of us incredibly hot Farkers have to deal with
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma girl is excited to find Blake Shelton's autograph. Her mom isn't as excited, as it means her kid's textbook is over thirty years old
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tired of doing yoga with goats to releive your stress? Now you can take goat pilates classes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What happened to the great American car that once ruled the country from sea to shining sea? Hint: it got bigger and fatter just like we did
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Daaawlishus
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Lyft screwing up your ride. New hotness: Lyft screwing up your flight
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Hungary and Mexico are the only countries with a junk food tax ... and it seems to be working
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(Loop North News)
 
 
 
Told by the fire department to document rotting fire standpipes below Wacker Drive? That's an arrestin'
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy hippo
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(Lonely Planet)
 
 
 
Welcome to the village of Houtong in Taiwan, where the feline residents outnumber the humans by more than 2 to 1. So, just like the average household of a poster on Caturday
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"DNA testing revealed 11 children in the camp were the product of a sexual relationship by their mothers with either a brother, father or other close male relative"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you pee
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"Hi there, nice to meet you guys. This is my husband, David and these are my kids, Grönkulla and Fyrkantig"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Prince Charles denies reports he travels with his own personal toilet seat. But who could blame a crown prince for wanting to bring along his own throne?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to visit Jakarta, Indonesia? You may only have ten years left to visit it
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
....because who hasn't had the urge to get their genitals out so they can breathe?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Things are so bad in Venezuela that a job flipping burgers in Argentina is more attractive than working as a doctor in Caracas
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
A busload of potential future NHL players struck by a semi in Saskatchewan. At least 15 dead
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Criminals in Ferguson, MO are taking a hands-off approach to their activities these days
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Food allergies may be linked to...(spins wheel)...baby wipes. Here comes the science
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors pull three-foot charger cable from man's penis after he used it to try to stop itching. That's long distance
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
We'll leave a (red) light on for you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Poisoned Ex-Russian spy Sergei Skripal is responding well to treatment and no longer in critical condition, according to his doctors, who have hopefully moved him to a private room, inside a bunker, surrounded by a squadron of elite SAS guards
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Huh. I thought that whole escaping across the state lines thing only happened in The Dukes of Hazzard. Bonus points for smashing through the police cars though
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bee
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
All your Backpage are belong to U.S.
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Got a spare £12m? Then you could own this "F1" license plate, but this may put you off: you'll also have to pay a ridiculous £16.66 transfer service fee
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(Komo)
 
 
 
'Wrestling' blamed for stabbing death of woman. Man, I guess it isn't all fake, then
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yeah, that synthetic marijuana you were smoking that caused you to bleed from the eyes and nose and ears and just about any other orifice in your body? Rat poison
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma buzzkill authorities raid ale house for offering free beer to protesting teachers
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Free meatballs served at testicular cancer event. What, no prairie oysters?
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(Kinja)
 
 
 
Teen snacks are less expensive if they choose generic ones
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kelly to Trump: You need to fire Pruitt. Trump to Kelly: Fark you, baldy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The cinnamon challenge, the Tide Pod challenge, the condom snorting challenge: Photoshop the next stupid/dangerous teen challenge that will cause nationwide panicgasms
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxx nuts lose their minds when state legislators tighten immunization rules. Bonus: Video goodness of them losing it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fearing a backlash, many meat producers aren't labeling their meat as "halal" even though it is. Which means you've probably been eating halal meat without knowing it. Ha-ha, you're a Muslim now
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Minors found in shaft
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cult claims to have mastered invisibility by keeping human body parts hidden in their mouths. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
PSA: No matter what you drive or what transmission type you have, use your parking brake
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Crane falls over at St. Pete PD construction site, w/video goodness of one guy just BARELY outrunning the crane's collapse (lower right)
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Saturday is National Beer Day. How do you plan to celebrate?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A hiker's dog helped saved a malnourished bear cub. Give that dog a bear claw
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Federal judge says Tennessee can't revoke drivers' licenses due to inability to pay fines
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ride-sharing service Via learns that a "no black people" policy isn't a good way to stay in the D.C. government's good graces
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Little pig, little pig, won't you let me come in, or I'll huff and I'll puff ... well, mostly I'll huff
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A tech start-up has proposed the world's first luxury space hotel. It'll only cost $10 million a person for a 12-day stay. Renderings show a room with a view
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Another good reason why spitting is gross, disgusting: You can get killed for doing it
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Only 66% of millennials believe the earth is round? Oh my. Any chance we just go back to them eating Tide Pods?
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Canada is stealing braaaaaaaains
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"I have never seen a market this volatile to this extent in my career. Now that's only 66 years, so I shouldn't make too much about it, but...I've never seen anything like this before"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Live nest camera captures bald eagle's reaction to California earthquake
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite one hit wonder?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man convicted in boy's drug overdose death also pleads guilty to weapons charges, looking like a horror movie character
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
"Boy, I say boy ...that's quite an eviction reprieve you've given me because of my psychiatric disabilities of sounding like a foghorn"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these travelers
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Photo emerges of Daniel Day-Lewis riding the subway, engrossed by his flip phone. Although it's unclear if he was actually deep in character, preparing for a film set in the 00s about a man whose best friend is his phone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget the fake bomb she placed on a counter at 7-Eleven, the real danger is her mugshot that can't be unseen
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
♫ Ah we can drive if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't drive and if they don't drive, well they're no friends of mine ♫
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Welcome to Scottsdale, Arizona where we catch our rattlesnakes using glue traps
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Those are my retirement rats
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Fluffy Unicorn Nipples (possibly not safe for under-aged unicorns)
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The sweet release of death comes early for a man boiling maple syrup in a sugar shack
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(TapInto)
 
 
 
School fire alarms go off, 1500 staff and students evacuated because... lunch lady Doris burned the quiche
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
20,000 cases of beer, dried beef and Jack Link's brand pepperoni? A lad could have a pretty good time in Montreal with all that
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Come for the sad story of the dog who lost his nose, but stay to laugh at his new roommate (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
City of Perth gets PwnHub'd
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Thu April 05, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man who can afford a car, phone and ecstasy steals 113 lighters to make money. Then the squad car ramming, fleeing and driving backwards begins
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Business traveler has collected 15,000 hotel Do Not Disturb signs - a hobby which itself is a little disturbing
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Driver of bus headed for Masters Tournament spent too much time at the 19th hole
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop the hilarity that's sure to ensue
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Coyote spotted in Great Falls, each ending in tiny puff of dust
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Sure, you've got the best pans, knives, and grill around.. But do you take care of them? Give us your best kitchen maintenance tips. Yes, just the tips
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Apps keep sending L.A.'s worst drivers up an incredibly steep street. So... all of them?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Protip: If your storage locker is being sold at auction, maybe take the child porn out of it, first. Especially if you're the adult featured in it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
'I felt like Marty McFly': Dash camera records lightning striking teen's truck. (w/ short video of zapping)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this race car
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
2018 may be very stormy, with lots of blowing and wet stuff. No, not that
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Indiana Man arrested in Florida after going to the shell festival to take photos of the bearded clams
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Almost-domestic-terrorist in Wisconsin vaporized while almost building bomb
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Russia making progress developing modern, cutting edge tank designed to defeat 1980s-era U.S. tanks
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(Komo)
 
 
 
17-year-old pleads guilty to attacking school principal with spear. To be fair, a 1d6 versatile weapon is about the best you can get unless you take a martial weapons feat
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As the trial of the shooter's widow revealed, pretty much EVERYTHING you read in the media about the Pulse nightclub shooting, the shooter's motives, and his personal life, was, to put it bluntly, "Fake news"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Wind blows mobile home into creek. Creek now in therapy
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Missing CDC worker found down by the river
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man trying to kill insects with flames sets his house on fire
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It's a dream I've had since I was a boy," says man who will attempt to wear 300 neckties at once
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(Komo)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Murder. What about you?" "Grand theft auto. How about you?" "I robbed a Girl Scout"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
NTSB spokesman claims it's "very uncommon" for an airplane's wing to fall off in flight. Well, I would hope so
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good: Brand new $70M school in Chicago will accommodate about 1,200 students. Less good: The construction site includes 38,000 people buried in unmarked graves. Very less good: Among the dead are patients from the county's insane asylum
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Police officer claims he smells marijuana on man, uses that as excuse to put his hands down his pants. Something about this story just feels nuts
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Elderly New York City couple keeps getting parking tickets even though they don't own a car
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
'Worst DUI offender in the country' arrested again trying to fill car with kerosene at gas station. She has six DUIs in six states, including nursing a child while driving drunk. Her 11 children have been taken away from her in Minnesota
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD adds shower heads to the list of items a black person cannot hold without being shot
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Kirkland Light: Available in 48-packs where you buy your pants"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Surgeon General wants you to know that only you can prevent opioid deaths. By, um, making sure you carry naloxone everywhere you go
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(Metro)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan sends an unexpectedly body-positive message to people saying they should feel happy about their small and soft penises. Err... fries
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Now we see the real reason the government wants GPS trackers in cars: $10,000 per car per week in speeding ticket revenue
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Most-swiped Tinder girl looks like one of The Sims
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Crane needed to rescue goats after they wander from farm and somehow climb onto the underside of a highway bridge
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ceremony
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Remember "The Office" episode when the Dunder Mifflin staff learn a good CPR tip is to do chest compressions to the beat of "Stayin' Alive?" Well, apparently it works. Even on squirrels
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Some Oklahoma teachers are finding the grass really is greener in Texas, and are packing up their shiny little surreys with the fringe on the top and sweepin' down the plains
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And now a story that will make all men wince in unison
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Suspect decapitates man with a vacuum. That sucks
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Old white guy shocked by racist graffiti on his driveway, has cops take report. "It turned out to be my granddaughter's boyfriend, who is black, making an artistic statement"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Women describing themselves the way a male author would is spot on
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Thunderbirds Are Stop
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hodor
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A Navy chaplain has been relieved of his duties after a video is shown of him spreading the love, while at a bar
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I think this might explain Japan's low birth rate
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Montana residents given Easter eggs containing neo-Nazi leaflets, presumably from basket of deplorables
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can giggle, they can giggle but have you heard an elephant giggle? Warning, clip contains real giggles
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
D'OHnuts
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 674: "Squares 3". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sad: 11-year-old girl's mother died two years ago. Sadder: Her dad didn't know what to do with her hair so he hacked it off. Cool: Now her bus driver styles her hair for her almost every day
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Turkish President Erdogan steals Putin's girl in front of other people
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thumbs up
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
If you try to rob a food truck for the second time in one week, don't be surprised if the man inside decides to buy a gun and shoot back
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"Hey man, you can't keep your rabbits and birds in this apartment." "Fine, I'll just find the nearest trash compactor and hit the button"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man rescued from 80ft coastal blowhole. What your mom was doing at the beach in this old premise is anybody's guess
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Knives, scissors, lesbian twins, 69 news website. This story has it all
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Dead-ant. Dead-ant. Dead-ant, Dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant. Pastor claims to have revived dead ant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Goodbye, clean water: Since Scott Pruitt's attempt to rewrite the Clean Water Act was never going to withstand legal challenges, he found a way around that by deciding he will personally make ALL Clean Water Act determinations across the U.S.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook upgrades data scraping estimates to 2 billion. Seems low
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Strange sword found in debris of last year's California wildfires identified as belonging to samurai vintner who founded his own Sonoma County winery after relocating to USA. Don Pardo unavailable for comment
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani has been sent divorce papers. He claims it is 50/50, meaning his wife will get 455.5
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Weather alert for the Vice City, Los Santos, San Fierro and Las Venturas metro areas
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Brazen bacon loving seagull attacks shopper in grocery store parking lot, nabs the whole pack ...because BACON
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A suitcase of pepperoni, an open window, and an English rock group with strange hair get a man banned from the hotel for 17 years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is Spring here yet? Can we get some warmer weather? Can we move our cubicles outside and run some extension cords? Maybe open a window? Since you're stuck in the office anyways, take the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz, March 25-31 Springy Boing-Boing Weather Edition
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his dog
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Mississippi Sonic puts up sign asking customers to stop smoking weed in drive-thru. Sales expected to plunge
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't fat shame the person in front of you in line by saying out loud you hope she don't buy all the cupcakes at the bakery. ESPECIALLY if she has money
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In other news, Prince Philip is becoming more Cyborg than Time Lord
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(NPR)
 
 
 
No link between the shooter and the victims shot at YouTube HQ yesterday
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you're running a brothel out of your apartment don't volunteer to also take care of your friend's kids
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian woman fights off tiger with stick. She's lucky it didn't just use its claws instead
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Facebook changes terms of service and data polices, it now reads "All your data are belong to us"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In the wake of yesterday's shooting at YouTube headquarters, YouTube stars do what YouTube stars do
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Police investigate reports of zombie raccoons in Ohio city
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Tomorrow at 10AM everybody in the DC area with a cell phone panics
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man sent cease and desist letter for looking too much like a cartoon character. Wait, what?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What happens to the children when the teachers go on strike? Besides all the partying, video game playing, and illicit sex? Not much. Author apparently has forgotten what kids are like
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to lighten up on the drinking when your daughter draws a picture of you in bed HUNGOVER with a sick bucket in her school artwork. Just sayin'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The scientists at the Daily Fail are predicting DOOM if New York were hit by a 7.0 earthquake, which would result in 6,000 buildings destroyed, mass hysteria, cats and dogs living together
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After yet another unarmed black man is shot down, California considers changing law so that police can open fire only "when necessary." Old standard of "whenever" had some flaws
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Teen learns the hard way why you should never tow a sled behind a moving vehicle
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Skunk Works developing an aircraft that will produce a quiet sonic boom. Guile frowns in disapproval
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
"How was baseball practice, dear?" "Power pole came down and hit the car and the wires were live and I was trapped and they couldn't get me out and the police called the fire department and they called the power company and they shut the power off"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Break out your chopsticks and flavor packets, it is National Ramen Day
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Cannonball found in Virginia neighborhood, says he's looking for that bald chick who stole his powers in Deadpool
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Abandoned train holding 10 million pounds of human poop leaves small town's residents quoting Lynyrd Skynyrd lyrics
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this roof blower
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Check out the Muttmix project - can you guess a dog's breed by how it looks? Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
50 years ago: "Early morning, April four. Shot rings out in the Memphis sky. Free at last, they took your life. They could not take your pride"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After some "unauthorised" spring cleaning, German town can nazi the swastika on its Hitler bell
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
YouTube shooter was Iranian woman from Riverside, CA who her father explained was angry that her videos on veganism, animal cruelty and abs workouts had been de-monetized
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you're going to give the police an alias, make sure the alias doesn't have any warrants
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Subby was going to come up with something clever about the world's smallest village being for sale, but it is located in Shartlesville, so the founding fathers of that town really deserve the green light, just for naming the town Shartlesville
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Well, at least he died doing what he loved
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Tue April 03, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Rock, and a guy who owns paper meet Prince. Scissors decidedly absent
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Monthly membership to Ancestry.com: $19.99. First class postage for sending in your DNA sample: $2.66. Discovering your biological father is your parents' fertility doctor: Priceless
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Man yells 'come at me, bro,' while stealing beer from gas station and, well, you're reading this on Fark
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man stabs his wife 123 times, claims no memory of the incident. Not reported: quality of his business cards, size of his Huey Lewis & The News collection
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Twitter account lets you check bad New York City drivers' history
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Researchers confirm what we've only suspected until now: not having any money is really bad for your health
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Student bites head off chicken, apparently unaware that "farm-to-table" actually has a few more steps in there
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What do you do when your neighbors complain about your barking dogs, but it's not your dogs that are doing the barking?
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(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
In the spring, a young goose's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of terrorizing college students. Honk if you're horny AND angry
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Herbal salmonella supplements earn the dubious Hero tag for becoming the first mandatory food recall by the FDA
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Friends don't let friends drive drunk. They take turns
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Brave hero's sacrifice prevents 150 suckers from buying a $1,169 collectible plastic doll
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Re Mi Do Do (octave lower) So
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airline passenger shamed back to coach after helping herself to "upgrade." Unconfirmed reports identify the woman as Elaine Benes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Beware the damn dirty apes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fluttering butterflies
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Suspect sings 'Cops' theme following chase and arrest
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mugger selects random target who turns out to be an MMA fighter
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Somebody broke the first rule of Daycare Fight Club
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Police: Man hits officer with potato chips after being told to stop riding carts at store
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
California man arrested after he tried to pay for sex with a 4-year-old. Police say they got suspicious when he asked for a 1-year-old in change
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Meet 2018's Mom of the Year, who hid beers instead of eggs around the house for her adult kids
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Got $4000? Don't mind living inside a cinder block? Well this company has good news for you
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trying to put the unrealistic proportions of a spinached-up Popeye into something close to resembling an actual human being is disturbing as hell
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Police in Warwickshire, England are looking for a suspect on the run. Please contact local authorities if you see this maWHAT THE HELL GUYS?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man filmed having sex with ninth hole of golf course. Submit your best "hole" joke to the right
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter on YouTube campus in San Bruno, horizontal video possibly forthcoming. UPDATE UPDATE: 4 injured, suspect is deceased
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lawn bowler
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The verdict was the blue tail fly
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"F**king hip. I blame the f**king peasants for this. By the way nurse, nice cans"
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
SC town asks voters to write in their suggestion for its name change, with predictable results
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Eating pasta linked to weight loss in new study, so indulge with lots of previously-found healthy red wine
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Spaniard raised by wolves disappointed with human life." Me too, buddy. Me too
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Top 10 strangest small towns in America. You'll never guess which state dominates this category (video)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
India: Caste-based crimes are absolutely unacceptable in modern India. But look, let's not go *crazy* with investigating every last accusation that You People come up with
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Detailed look at the problems with the killer waterslide. "They are just making us, like, 'oh yeah, go test this, it is fine,' even though the test dummies fly off"
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Jared sues judge and prosecutors for 11.4 million footlongs in damages
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher tells kids she smokes dope, gives out her phone number, unbuttons her pants and dances to rap music while soliciting dollar bills. Who is this wild child? Nobody knows, but she's 63 years old
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(Truro Daily)
 
 
 
"He allegedly smashed the front window of the home, woke a sleeping household and tried to torch the place, but he was civilized in his manner"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Nanny goat gives birth to mutant twin sheep-goat hybrid "geeps" after week-long ramming with a neighborly Cheviot ram
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dutch lawyer sentenced to jail, fined $20,000 for lying to Robert Mueller's team. Is first person to be sentenced in Mueller's investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Couple, whose maid's body was found in a freezer after they moved out of their apartment, has been sentenced to death in absentia by a Kuwaiti court for murder and wanton abuse of a comic-book trope
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Caption the Easter Bunny with this bad egg
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Edible glitter: Great pizza topping, or greatest pizza topping EVAR?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian police search for baby-snatching monkey, plan to give him a firm spanking
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sinclair station in Oregon tells employees not to talk to press about script decrying "fake news." Can only say to press, "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength"
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan OKs Nestle's bid to ramp up its dihydrogen monoxide scam
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(Independent)
 
 
 
London restaurant serves 12-foot long noodles. Do not order on a first date
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog yoga is apparently a thing now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's time for Japan's annual penis day celebrations
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The morally righteous, uber right-wing head of Sinclair Broadcasting used to be a partner in a bootleg porn manufacturing company? Yeah, that's a job for Obvious tag
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(Harrison Daily)
 
Weeners
 
Hidden video cameras installed in bathrooms and changing areas of hot dog shop. In other news, Arkansas hot dog shops have changing areas
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Stella Artois beer recalled for possibly containing glass particles, Stella Artois beer
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this disdainful plum-headed parakeet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Citing pedestrian safety, Prague to ban bikes from historic squares and streets, but still allow 1,000 cars. Czech mate cyclists
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Lawyer offers reward for the return of Ned's gravestone. Ned was a Martian pilot whose UFO crashed in 1897
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Dangerous curves on Spanish motorway A30 caused by: A) heavy rain. B) dense fog. C) four elephants
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dr. Vertical now Dr. Horizontal
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Astrophotographer mistaken for sniper. Hijinks ensue
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vatican wants to train more priests to become skilled a) crisis counselors, b) social workers, c) exorcists
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Your kid won't get out of bed for church. Do you: (a) yell louder, (b) ground him, or (c) tase him?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How about this prison with no guards, where the prisoners rule themselves - and it's working out great. And it's in... Brazil?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
A Toronto health fair becomes anything but after the same needle was used on 30 people during free blood sugar tests
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman's family gives her a ham, which she burns in a trash can, causing an explosion that destroys her hotel room. What ever happened to re-gifting?
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Coffee shop fight has all the makings of a drama with yelling, slapping, fake fainting, breaking glass, selfies, and applause
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Who thought giving elephants smart phones was a good idea?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Suspect is pantsless, repeat pantsless
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
A wrong address turns into an amazing moment between strangers
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes, the name says it all
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Unless you're James Bond, your umbrella isn't much use against an exploding manhole
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Shocking video of Japanese baggage handlers NOT kicking the shiat out of suitcases, but actually cleaning the bags on the conveyor belt (possible NSFW content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
God as my witness, I thought SUVs could fly
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man stabbed in pub fight doesn't let the knife sticking out of his back deter him from ordering another pint before agreeing to go to the hospital
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this anglo-american checkpoint
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT), continuing the month theme with songs that peaked on a Billboard chart in the month of April
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like many other dating and Social media Apps it appears that Grindr regularly shared info about its users such as name, email address, relationship status, precise GPS location at any given time, oh, and of course, HIV Status and last test date
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(NextShark)
 
 
 
Is boba tea destroying your children's future?
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
"6 paranormal things dogs can sense that most humans can't," such as diseases in humans, ghosts, and exactly when to flip the steak
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: your cunning plan of wearing masks while robbing a store only works if you put your masks on before going in front of security cameras
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I see your seven-foot Interstate gator, and raise with an eleven-foot gator in a swimming pool
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Sloths seized from house by police, who were no doubt alerted by the constant calls of HEY YOU GUYS
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to set up a threesome. Coming up next: Article on how to repair your relationship after a threesome
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Carrot tops make surprisingly good pesto, bad stand-up comedy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Russian ships are hovering around TransAtlantic communication cables more than anytime since the 80's. Not their warships, but their Deep Sea Research ships that do "reconnaissance, underwater salvage and other work"
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(Storing Guy)
 
 
 
Store some of your old Photoshop junk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No problem is so great that it cannot be overcome by an excessive application of dynamite
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(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
If you are looking for erotic art and implements, or vintage dental and gynecological chairs, Kink.com's Armory is selling everything April 6-10
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 505th Anniversary to the discovery of Fark's favorite state, and Mickler's Landing (according to local Ponte Vedra lore)
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
26 years ago yesterday, Mount Trashmore didn't blow up, but 911 did
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently from Dr. Dailyfail if you drink hot chocolate you will basically live almost forever. So those death by chocolate folks are all wrong
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Everything is possible in the magical world of Disney. Even the arrest of your local Congressman's wife for "disorderly intoxication" (with mugshot)
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Was it over when German Prisoners-of-War went surfing in Virginia Beach?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Today, in military analysis: "A Definitive Audit of How Many Weapons Doug Masters Launched From His F-16 in Iron Eagle"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Video shows 120-pound mother-of-four devour eight large cheeseburgers in under two minutes - "the equivalent of slightly more than 17 Big Macs"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mandela effect claims another victim
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Worst April snowstorm in at least 15 years pounds NYC with 5+ inches of snow. Groundhog moved into protective custody over early spring prediction
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Affluenza" teen who killed four is to be released from prison today. Says he is looking forward to getting on with his life, perhaps get a Cabinet position
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scandinavia. Home to some of the most attractive people, breathtaking landscapes, northern lights and now the most beautiful public toilet in the world
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paddleboarders at the Cherry Blossom Festival find a floating corpse
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(KTVL Medford)
 
 
 
Free pizza. Who doesn't like free pizza?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma teachers tired of working up to 6 jobs to make ends meet (that's not a typo) go on strike today. Six. Jobs
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
How powerful are high school students becoming? One just organized the first-ever gay parade in Mike Pence's hometown
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN runs article on real news being forced to read fake news written by fake news bashing fake news which is actually real news as reported by real news but decried as fake news by fake news purporting to be real news
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this special ops prom outfit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We all float down here
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Just your standard seven foot alligator stopping traffic, nothing to see here, folks
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
In an Easter miracle, the lifetime ban on a man for a seagull pepperoni incident has been lifted
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Overaggressive debt-collecting bailiffs still a concern in Britain. Sounds like bull
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
For the last time, you cannot catch a shark in the ocean and take it home with you
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Mustang Sally, think you better slow that Mustang down
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Greedy landlords in NYC? Who woulda thunk it?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrency tycoon and his wife admit they had a threesome with a model before she somehow went flying off the 20th floor balcony while naked
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