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Sun March 04, 2018
(Some Aggro Local)
 
 
 
Radical. Tubular. Gnarly. Wicked. Epic. Crispy. Juice. Sick. Frothing. Amped. Macking. Charging. Firing. Heavy. Shacked. Jacking. Stoked. 7500. KOOOOOK
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Have a hankering for some good weed cookies (where it's legal, of course)? Here's an 80-year-old grandmother who will share her recipe with you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
*DING* You are now free to view the Earth in awe from 40,000 feet in the air (with photo gallery)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Back yard camera catches talking crow saying "hello" to a squirrel. The crow was probably interested in the squirrel's nuts
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man confesses to fiancee that he killed her sister at a hotel. That will make the wedding a little awkward
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
There is no vape, only Juul
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(Some Model)
 
 
 
Photoshop this model and her models
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Brooklyn, NY: "Our BBQ is taking over the world." Rest of the world: "What BBQ? That's a sad meal, wrapped in sad, and dipped in sad"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA, your 'there is no alien life on Mars' cover-up gig is up because a scientist has the goods on you and he's going to prove it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Micro hospitals offer a way to cut healthcare costs, but they better offer free Wi-Fi and a coffee bar with a barista that can make a halfway decent latte
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
For the first time in history a question in a headline turns out to be true
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Oklahoma teachers, upset over their lack of pay, are also talking of a strike. "If we strike, I double dare you to fire us. We'll just go to Texas; they're looking for new teachers"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian mob forms, wearing ski masks and throwing eggs. Sign said, 'We Are the Ungovernables'. No one knows what they were protesting however
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(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man outstanding in his field
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pieces of an ancient statue believed to have been erected in honor of Ramses II have been found in Egypt. Observe those works, ye mighty, and despair
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man serves 23 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit. Kansas pays him $0 in compensation
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Royal security staff prevented from bringing their pets to work due to security fears (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's Fashion Week in Paris, where this season the buttoned-up styles of the Victorian era have met their nemesis in the unbridled sexuality of British punk ... while subby is still happy in his blue jeans and tropical shirt ensemble
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(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
There's a giant, glowing 43 feet tall neon uterus installation on Sunset Boulevard in California for all to see while sitting in traffic. Because uterus art
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Walking the wrong way in a metro station? That's a €60 fine
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Deputy accused of forcing woman to expose her breasts
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Man gets fed up with woman taking too much time at Redbox and decides to do something about it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these four lads. Difficulty: no Abbey Road. We really mean it this time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Epiphanies
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"They swear the muskrat I cook is the best muskrat they ever put in their mouth"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman dumps popcorn on talking 2-year-old during movie. She then throws popcorn box at child. She and her hubby are then arrested for a salt and buttery
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hyperloop is a pipe dream of financial destitution, much like the monorail concept that ruined Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook
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(Buzzfeed)
 
Weeners
 
Penises are funny, so here are some things that look like penises, but aren't. NSFW because some of them really look like schlongs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There once was a man near Nantucket, thought he'd fend off the waves with a bucket. Each scoop of the sea quickly became three so he threw up his hands and said
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Milk delivery man caught on camera peeing in barn and . . . wait. There are still milk delivery men?
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Sat March 03, 2018
(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Darwin goes fishing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Baby's first birthday should include family, friends, cake and a a extra dry Manhattan with extra vermouth. Wait, maybe skip that last one
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
"No such thing as medical marijuana" says U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got, until your conservation easement is overtaken by a school district because those kids need a new building. And screw your paradise, anyway. Trees? $1.50, please. Can't you see the sign?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this block structure
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't post for an old fashioned goodhearted snowball fight on Facebook as a joke unless you want the snowball fight of the century during Storm Emma
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida highway patrol races a Lamborghini. Further evidence the police force needs more Italian supercars
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Axe Body Spray will not only attract the ladies, it's also a great way to blow up your car
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dinner bunker
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Just FYI: Iran and Saudi Arabia preparing for war
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Good news guys; you no longer need to have a finger stuck up your butt every couple of years... unless you're into that sort of thing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you were to go on a reality show like Big Brother or Survivor, would you do well on the competitions while at the same being able to hold alliances together, lie well to others to convince them to not vote you out, etc?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Before you test drive your next car, you might want to just go ahead and pop the trunk first and have a look. Just sayin'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Silicon valley rich now buy and raise artisinal chickens as pets and eggs. Artisinal, locally sourced, small batch, humanely raised poultry
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"With these four words, I knew my wife loved me." Okay Fark, what were they really?
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Someone has decided that the White House is not a gun-free zone
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Calvin has been making snowmen again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You better believe that's coming out of your allowance, young man
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
Apparently the really on top of things folks at YourTango just discovered the "ice cubes in cereal" trend ... that has been around for at least five years. And yes, it's still stupid
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A pack of wild pit bulls is killing and eating the herd of feral cattle terrorizing California hikers. Gorillas are already on standby
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Seven languages on the verge of extinction include Icelandic, Elfdalian, and Wyoming Jive
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Apparently you can pour grape juice into an Instant Pot at the start of the day and when you come home that evening you'll have wine
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The more you use your smart phone at the dinner table the more unhappy you are
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Warning: Every time you make your bed the dust mites get a little bit more aggressive
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this living muppet
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
When you're at the airport, and you see a Bombardier Global 6000 jet with tail number ZS-OAK, the Canadian government would like to hear from you, please
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down, especially on Caturday
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A man named Alex Baldwin is having a terrible day on Twitter thanks to Trump's misspelling
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(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
What kind of world do we live in that a Marine vet can't board a plane with his emotional support flamethrower?
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Sumter dumbass had cannabis. Sumter dumbass texted wanna buy this? Sumter sheriff texts sure, where you at? Sumter dumbass texts 'in a car; looks like that'. Sumter sheriff pulls up, four inside. Sumter dumbass has photos taken; one front, one side
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
New study reveals youth leaving Catholic church at median age of 13, or 51 in dogma years
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
If you've had enough of those wussy vacations where all you do is hang out at the pool and drink, try an Arctic survival course, only $4K plus airfare and possible hypothermia
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Farker's cousin thwarts a kidnapping while on family vacation
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Professor researching the tell-tale signs of lying; at least that's what her grant application claims
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Fri March 02, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
LAPD seize home with commercial-grade refrigerators, 40 cases of beer. In other news, Los Angeles Fark Party canceled until further notice
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Not a sonic weapon, not microwave rays, not a weapon at all but rather ultrasonic interference between listening devices at the Cuban embassy
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I have a pipe in my hoo-ha in jail. And a box. And, for my last trick, three bags (with mugshot)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bomb cyclone leaves 700,000 on the Northeast without power. None of whom can read this so let's talk about them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Baby Boomers are paying over $250,000 to become vampires, stealing youth and vitality from the young. So, just like the rest of their existence really
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Autistic man in Batman hat goes missing in Tampa. Police concerned if not found soon he will seize control of Florida GOP
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
They shoot at Tech Buses, you deploy heavily-armed Decoy Buses. That's the Silicon Valley way
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy baby
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bell apologises for being caught on camera using misleading sales tactics
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Of all the things Millennials are destroying, the one that needs destroyed the most is their elders
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Boy arrested before committing "atrocities" at Justin Bieber concert. Bieber still at large
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
How bad are the winds from the noreaster hitting the east coast? Let's watch this truck driver try to keep the rubber on the road while crossing a bridge
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(CNN)
 
 
 
L.L. Bean raises age to buy guns to 21. Age to buy flannel still unrestricted
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gunfight at the OK Corral? Scratch that. Gunfight at the OK Liquor Store. Hero tag is for the cowgirls (warning: graphic video)
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NJ Transit investigating doors flying open on moving trains, say it may help people escape New Jersey
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good Morning Britain reporter learns she can't sled properly live on air (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rad bike
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Your weekly Cape Town running out of water thread. Situation dire. Doo-dah
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Worker fired for eating company property can't get unemployment comp. How she ate the whole thing we may never know
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lack of cocaine leads to uncovering of deadly marijuana factory
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
The salient question in this man chops other man with hatchet story would be: Is he wearing eyeliner? (with mug; you decide)
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Satire x CNN - Snopes + (Facebook / 0) {News, = Fark} (Some NSFW content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Al Yankovic does Alexander Hamilton. What has been heard can not be unheard
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
After two years, Tokyo police finally arrest man who drove Dodge Challenger on expressways at 235 km/h without front plates, regularly flipping off speed cameras
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Poland sends Germany a bill for World War II: A mere $850 billion
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky: "You can have our 13-year-old brides when you pry them from our cold, dead, liver-spotted hands." Creepy tag seen throwing up in the corner
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Meat department in the pants? More likely than you think
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Sheriff shocks many with his suggestion that children need more discipline and better coping skills. He gets bonus internet points for referencing "participation awards"
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Lego have rushed to reassure parents that the new pieces will still hurt like f***ing crazy when you stand on them at 3AM
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Ok, last time. Do NOT sneak heroin into your buddy's hospital room
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Convicted felon arrested for, A) Trespassing and living in a closed store, B) possessing guns and ammunition, or C) keeping a Bobcat.... but wait there's Fark) All of the above
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
McDonald's Big Mac record holder on pace to eat his 30,000th by May, be preserved as a solid cholesterol statue by Memorial Day
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Burmese python devours white-tailed deer that weighed more than the python itself, generates most Florida wildlife pics ever (Warning: Graphic images)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: From the simplest to the fanciest, we all love our cooking tools. Whether your favorites are one-use wonders or are versatile for many types of use, and euphemisms aside, what are the tools you most enjoy handling?
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Funny how 'head injury' often follows 'dice game dispute'
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shots reportedly fired at Central Michigan University, suspect at large. NRA damage control teams immediately being dispatched to scene
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thanks to Putin's new nuke missile threat, we may now know more about the atmospheric mystery that happened over Alaska two years ago
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Repeat sex offender back in jail after working as a "freelance magician" at "kid night" events. using an alias. Fark - he pulled the same thing in 2002
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding maggots in the store bought roast chicken you ordered? Finding chicken testicles inside it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Passengers robbed after being fed sedative laden biscuits. Well, it is tax season I guess
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You never hear about all the threesomes that go right
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
All In The Family reboot underway in Florida (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sports car
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Now come on. Who steals a sousaphone? Especially when it says Preservation Hall on the bell
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Today is the Indian holiday where they throw crap in people's faces while they shriek. Back home we just call that "Washington"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan college desperate to drop drop-out who won't drop out of dorm
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You see a patch of ice outside your flat that everyone keeps slipping on so do you do the right thing and try and block it off or do you start filming people falling so you can laugh
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The next time you're sitting on the tarmac while they spray your idling plane with de-icing fluid, you'll have a nifty factoid to help terrify the nervous flyer next to you
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Taking a venomous coral snake to school for show-and-tell ends exactly how you would expect
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
77-year-old Florida man died as he lived: Being towed on his bike by his 66-year-old fiancee in a pickup truck
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Five star guest accomodations at the Four Seasons Hotel in Palm Beach now include free views of creepy naked men
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If selling balloons filled with laughing gas underneath a bridge in Florida is wrong, I don't want to be right
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(Vice)
 
 
 
About 60 years ago, the U.S. designed a network of top-secret mobile nuclear launch sites buried in the Greenland ice sheet to prepare for possible war with the Soviet Union. However, they didn't count on global warming
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In a move with no potential nefarious applications whatsoever, Dubai plans to DNA test all 3 million of its residents
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Good heist movie: The Bank Job. Stupid heist movie: The Bark Job
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Nothing like an Amish Mud Sale to bring out the best prices for doohickeys, thingamabobs, and whatchamacallits
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this celebration
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(wtfflorida.com)
 
 
 
Sticks and poles will break my bones, but meth will never hurt me
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ancient Indian Burial Ground discovered off coast of Florida, which explains a lot
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami sorority suspended over hazing Facebook videos. For those of you who are still here, the Facebook page is gone
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
I know this comes as a complete shock, but when you mail in a photograph to a company that promises to turn it into an exquisite painting, the artwork you get back may not be what you were expecting
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
What you shouldn't do if you work at a cell-phone store? Email yourself a sex video that you find on a customer's phone
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Caged gorilla statue in Texas playground removed due to public outcries of racism and controversy now to be brought back due do public outcries of racism and controversy. Damn dirty ape
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, you've had a week to try it out, how's that new mattress working out for you? It's the Weekly Weird News Quiz, Feb 18-24 Mattress Sale Edition
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(WBBJ TV West Tennessee)
 
 
 
Rural Tennessee town claims title of world's largest grilled cheese after tractor-trailer fire incinerates 44,000 lbs. (Pic, video). In related news, there's enough combustible material in cheese to immolate an entire 18 wheeler, and still leave some
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Shockingly, California's bullet train project will cost more and take longer than anyone ever thought or at least ever thought to tell the public
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Non-smokers want more vacation. People with children walk away whistling
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
16-foot, 3,000 lb. NOPE caught off Hilton Head, South Carolina
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create a realistic postcard for any vacation destination
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(Google)
 
 
 
All excited about Google's plan to block autoplay video? Don't be. Meet the Media Engagement Index, here to screw up your day
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(Komo)
 
 
 
More and more Canadians are sneaking across the border to steal real Murrican's jobs. I mean gas. And I mean buy. Whatever, I'm sure maple syrup is involved somehow
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
"My bus full of students is malfunctioning." "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" (video)
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama just got cut from the only top 10 list it could qualify for. The good news? It was the list of most sexually diseased states
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police seek 'volunteer drinkers' to get drunk. For entirely legitimate reasons of course
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Remember young CO couple who sold everything, moved to FL, bought sailboat to cruise Caribbean, sank it the first sailing day? They bought a bigger boat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"March For Our Lives gun-control rally bumped from National Mall by talent show"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Putin, Canadian Air Force bombs Miami
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Usually when you go on a date for shots it involves a bar and not a handgun
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(Santa Clarita Valley Signal)
 
 
 
Remember the video last summer of a motorcyclist kicking a car, sending it spinning out of control into a barricade and a third vehicle? Of course you don't, you've killed a lot of brain cells since then. Anyway, CHiPs finally caught the guy
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare continues as KFC is now running out of gravy as well as chicken
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Indiana legislature passes law making "Firefly" the official state insect, thwarting rural "Lightning Bug" lobbyists
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Arrest made in Donald Trump Jr. NYC white powder letter case. Suspect also mailed powder notes to actor Antonio Sabato Jr., four others
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The third annual Fark Fiction Anthology is now accepting submissions. Details in thread
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't get drunk in West Virginia and have a hankering to go back to your hometown in New Jersey. It might cost you a $1,600 Uber ride
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaskan leaders say they won't pay the $5,000 owed to each resident, as it would cripple the state's ability to build bridges to nowhere and ports no one uses
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
March is National 'Stick a camera tube up your arse' month. This message brought to you by Katie Couric
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Woman tried to kill her look-alike with poisoned cheesecake
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"My Bad Teacher" starring Jennifer Connelly
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Man with middle name 'Trouble' gets arrested
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Beware the whole month of March
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
According to TFA and the pic. Rains, strong winds, and a huge, blue penis will be attacking central PA this weekend. Wear your rubbers and raincoat
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah 'bars' warn each other about 'rogue male stripper troupes' and liquor license violations
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Winter Storm Emma results in Ireland running out of bread
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(Some farking moron)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: T-shirts for utter idiots
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It looks as though Ronald Reagan wasn't the only one someone tried to assassinate back in 1981. "Police told the public the gunshot sound was a sign falling over"
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Serial huffer caught on camera getting high in home improvement store and stumbling around
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What do a naked man covered in mud, a dreadlocked recluse reading from the Book of Exodus, and a woman playing a Tibetan singing bowl have in common? If you picked, "The Dead Sea," come up and claim your prize
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So prominent Republican Steve Wynn allegedly has an illegitimate rape child. Obvious tag busy puking in the sh*tter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Special Forces vet hopes leopards won't come for his undocumented wife
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
"I accept the fact that I made serious mistakes, but I still believe that I am a good person with much potential" Can we haz eye roll tag?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The missing CDC scientist story keeps getting weirder
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the F-35, a EA-18G Growler's cockpit spontaneously iced over, forcing the injured and blinded crew to land using a handheld GPS and radio instructions
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Man issues warning after losing thousands during online monkey purchase
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Nudists at a Florida RV park on the other hand
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1776: America tells Britain to get stuffed over taxation. 2018: America demands wife of British Prince declare and pay tax on British Royal finances
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(AP News)
 
 
 
And now, further reason we should deport all baby boomers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a completely sane move, a Pennsylvania church blesses assault rifles
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(AP News)
 
 
 
No more eyeball tattoos in Indiana
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 669: "Geometry 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 28, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Passenger describes her trip aboard the Sun Princess cruise ship. Dibs on the band name, "Floating Vomitorium"
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(Some Pottymouth)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline of the week. "Ferry McFerryface Has Ferry McF**ked Itself Into A Wharf". Possibly NSFW
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(Boston Globe Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this roof repair
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are the 10 best sports movies?
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Step 1: Massive security breach Step 2: ???? Step 3: Profit
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(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
Perhaps missing that the film only had a 32% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, someone steals 2005 'The Longest Yard' memorabilia
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(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
The advantage of using a drone is that you can fly it while remaining safely on the ground. At least, that was the general idea
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
360-degree video-shooting robot accidentally captures epic NYC marriage proposal
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(The Indy Channel)
 
NewsFlash
 
You can now buy beer in Indiana on Sundays
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(Some Academic Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this simulated report-filing
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(Novinite)
 
 
 
Archaeologists have found a tile with the oldest script in the world. It has been loosely translated as "More than 17 served"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man wears bright pink wig every day, including during wedding, to show support for fiancee battling breast cancer. Pics? Oh yes, there are many MANY pics
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Washington man accused of three dog night. Just an old fashioned love song, coming down in three scared Pekingese
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(AOL)
 
 
 
FDA hard at work at next year's useless flu vaccine
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Gunshots fired at high school, teacher barricaded in classroom yadda yadda on a sesame seed bun with special sauce
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-02-11 to Sat 2018-02-17
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Lawmakers consider sales tax increase for Historic Triangle, a move sure to put increased financial pressure on Triangle Man
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Visit California and see the snow-capped peak of Mount Diablo
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sporting goods chain that said they'd stop selling AR-15s after Newtown says they're really, definitely, positively going to stop selling AR-15s after Parkland, may even stick with that until March
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Apparently, the Onion actually got one right: There IS an elevated sewer line in Cleveland
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman shoots dog during argument over crack. No, not that crack. Or that one
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nobel Peace Prize awarding committee calls the police after someone nominates President Trump for his "ideology of peace by force." Sadly, this isn't complete bullshiat
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
You'd think a bazooka round hidden in a wall would make demolishing the wall go faster
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Brooklyn: rival high-end exercise studio turf war
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(CBC)
 
 
 
To crack down on counterfeiting and money laundering, Canada will no longer allow the use of $1000 bills to pay for the weekly lotto 6/49 and smokes run, because that was totally happening, they swear
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: parade floats for President Trump's upcoming Veterans Day military parade
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Archaeologists dig up canines and make things dusty in here. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that illegal immigrants can stay in the U.S. indefinitely
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump won't be gifting the airlines with billions of dollars in taxpayer assets after all
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ever seen a snowball fight at the Vatican? Now you have
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chia cesors letter o iteret
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK currently suffering the effects of 'The Beast from the East' as snow comes over from Siberia and cripples the country. Live updates to the left - comments decrying the UK's ability to cope with bad weather to the right
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
UN says N. Korea is sending chemical weapons supplies.That makes three nuclear powers directly involved, one unofficial nuclear power regularly bombing, as well as at least three local nations and the Kurds. This is Syria's s***
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
PNG suffers strongest earthquake ever, now very lossy
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pull up a chair, make yourself comfortable and let's all enjoy a heart warming story about witness tampering and fast food restaurant assault, featuring a very special appearance by Oopie from Bullet Town
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because why wouldn't he carve swastikas into the rifles he used to kill 17 students and teachers?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It says a lot about the era we live in when secret doors and passageways are the most popular upgrade to homes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A face to launch a thousand memes
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
"You're at the frickin' police station, man"
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Pet a whale, go to jail
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Once that marijuana was mixed with the butter then the whole butter becomes marijuana, and that's what we weighed," says officer out to get guy who criticized his department for misappropriating funds
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Woman agrees to sign over Irma-wrecked boat to the state for destruction. As she signs the papers at the government office, pot smoke wafts from her van. Then they find the coke, prescripts, etc. Cheech, Chong facepalm
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Student suspended, charged for being a huge fan of Bruce Cockburn
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ferris wasn't the only person to attempt to roll back the mileage on a Ferrari
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's "you may want to sit down for this" news, father of Parkland student who claimed CNN scripted the town hall event admits to doctoring e-mails provided to Fox News
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Tue February 27, 2018
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In mid-March the price of toilet paper in Taiwan will skyrocket. Area supermarkets bracing for serious runs
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not news: Man convicted for secretly filming sex partners asks MO governor for pardon. Fark: Using same legal arguments MO Governor Eric Greitens' lawyers are making for dismissing invasion of privacy charges against Greitens
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(CNN)
 
 
 
11 People ill after suspicious letter arrives at US military base
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
If you had 'less than a week' before some nutjob 'pastor' starts preaching that Billy Graham is burning in Hell, come forward to receive your wafer and holy water
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Night club offers free entry - as long as you're naked. Some people have a problem with this
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You can now see your potential new home by logging onto Pornhub
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Giant Butte hole to be pumped and treated this year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pence says abortion will end in US 'in our time'
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these outdoor diners
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Before anyone goes full 'Murica and allows Oath Keepers to guard schools they should at least let Inigo Montoya explain to them that the word "enemy" doesn't mean what they think it means
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Trump doesn't have the balls to fire Kelly," says Trump confidante because his only options for a replacement are his bumbling son-in-law or the Mooch
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anne Frank's drum-set turns up in Los Angeles
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Florida Man got nothing on Texas Woman, who craps her pants on purpose and then tries to hide her crack, pipe, and stolen Valentine card in it. With bonus "something smells" mugshot. Fark: arrested at H.E. Butts grocery store
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Helen Keller writes on modern women, aviation, hide-and-seek
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Lockdown at a preschool in Skokie, Illinois turns out to have been caused by...a blown stroller tire. Sorry, seems everybody's a mite twitchy just right now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's dusty and there's no air, but you've gotta love the cell phone service
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"A B.C. couple are demanding Apple pay $600,000 ... after they were forced to close their farm business following a devastating house fire that they claim was sparked by a faulty iPhone." That's ridiculous. It's "A B.C. couple IS demanding". Sheesh
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this relaxed freedom fighter
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one: guy in jail for DUI calls someone to pick him up, and THEY get arrested for DUI
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interrupt sex to check on dinner? That's a beating
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dude was trying to rip off my weed, man. Sure lucky the pigs showed up
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing meatballs had red sauce on his face. Could have come from anywhere though. We don't know for sure
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking and if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane, you'll see one of our engines on fire (video)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sure I'll inject my penis with experimental stem cells. What could go wrong?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Headline: The Amazon HQ2 search mystery has been solved Or has it? Answer: No
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Cheese Wizards report massive surge in thefts and vandalism. To be fair, it's got to be hard to predict where crime will strike when your crystal ball is a wheel of cheddar
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♪Hitler Bell, Hitler Bell, it's Hitler time in Germany ♪
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Oregon woman finds kidney donor a year after putting billboard up along I-5: 'It worked'
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, and here is the $520,000 profit I just made off of a $20 junk sale purchase
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(Time)
 
 
 
Survey finds average amount of money paid out per tooth by the Tooth Fairy has dropped from $4.66 to $4.13, a decrease of 11%. Doesn't the Tooth Fairy know that Trump passed tax cuts?
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Man who wants 200+ comment Fark thread stops knife attack with AR-15
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apple ✓ Sandwiches ✓ Second most deadly snake in the world ✓ Chocolate bar ✓ Wait What?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant skull
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
A west coast pileup isn't as sexy as it sounds
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Muskrat swims up to law firm window during flooding, checks out disgusting vermin inside
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Don't let the absurd ploy to arm teachers distract you....The deliberately outrageous idea of arming classroom teachers is nothing more than a distraction, a ploy by the gun lobby to buy time for passions to cool"
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
I thought I thaw a bald eagle... and so did an Oklahoma game warden
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
This has got to be the best way to troll everybody on the subway
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Remember when America's public school looked more like classical institutions of education and not as much like prisons? Me neither
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I have a pink bird on my head. Your argument is invalid
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word. Unless you're this wigged-out stripper (with mugshot)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Затем я получу эксклюзивную реакцию на записку Адама Шиффа из Carter Page
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Big Boy faceplants
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Who was Marjory Stoneman Douglas? A woman who would be proud of the students in the school named after her, if she had survived past her 108 years of age
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Mon February 26, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Court rules employer can't discriminate against gay skydiving instructor, says how he packs his chute is nobody's business but his
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Flexible thief dubbed the "Butt Crack Babe" squeezes partway inside a claw machine to make off with some ill-gotten booty
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
If you have a date with Nessa Love in the Bronx this week, best make alternate plans
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
More evidence emerges proving Austin Powers' father was spot on in his views
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
New footage released of Stratolaunch's gargantuan 6-engined, twin-hulled space launch mothership undergoing taxi tests
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Russian State TV is trying to pass off video game footage as war footage. The tactic is a repeat, the story is not
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Not news: Old man uses electric mobility scooter to go to supermarket. Fark: By driving on 70 mph, four-lane highway
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Potholes, you say? Your road has potholes? I'll show you potholes. Bonus: We may now know what happened to Scotty
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man charged with murder after using an assault frying pan--thoughts and prayers first, but it's too soon to talk about frying pan control
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Slow speed chase involving a Bronco ends in a DUI arrest. Not a repeat from 1994
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Even the deer obey the traffic signs in Canada
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Sailboat cocaine case delayed again as smuggler captain switches lawyers, throws stinkeye
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man two seconds from disaster
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And the best-selling recording artist of 2017 is... oh, farking hell. Stop the planet and let me off, already
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Golfer sought in assaults arrested by Mounties after trying to escape on an ice floe. This and more on the next episode of Canada's Most Canadian Police Chases
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arctic storm brings snowfall to Rome for the first time since MMXII, or VI years
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"My life as a stripper: I never dreamed where this world would take me"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A murder involving a skillet, an amputated hand and Walmart bags on a head. We all know where this happened
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky man catches 50-pound catfish. Fark: In his front yard due to floods. (pics)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist are looking for volunteers for Black Mirror experiment. No previous pig farking experience required (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Arctic experiencing 'extreme warming event'. In related story, Santa spotted buying several cubits of wood, blueprints for ark
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Drones carrying Dolce & Gabbana handbags is one of the least surprising things that has gone down a fashion runway recently
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Army awards AM General $11.8M for 60 Humvees. They should have called Malfunctioning Eddie
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Forget all other crimes like murder and drug dealers, DC needs your help catching this master criminal. For some reason I don't think they will get a lot of calls
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Woman narrowly misses being crushed by a semi, with underwear-staining video footage
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The sauce that launched a peculiarly-American riot is back -- thanks in part to Rick and Morty
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blue-collar beach bum
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Do not pee on the elevator buttons. If you must pee on the elevator buttons make sure that the lift has stopped...and that there is no video footage of it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's better to be an atheist than a bad Christian" says noted critic of those who practice false religion A: Penn Jillette? B: Richard Dawkins? or C: Pope Francis?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
OMG Dinosaur hasn't stopped by in awhile, so I thought maybe he should explain where he's been
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's 2018 and we still have people who believe in demonic possession so the Vatican is holding a week-long international conference on performing exorcisms
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Youtube commenters are all a bunch of edge-lord 12 year olds just trying to be controversial by using ethnic slurs, right? Possibly, but they also might be the head of the police force's Professional Standards command
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man lives in the Jefferson Memorial
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(WWL)
 
 
 
New Orleans police crack the case of the "serial butt-grabber," suspect just wants to put it behind him
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of illegal gun sales threatens to shoot himself. He looks serious about it, too
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman returns home from globe-hopping trip to discover her home has been turned into a massive drug den
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Reclusive 28-year-old Japanese billionaire thwarted in his attempt to build his own otaku army, with the help of Thai surrogate mothers and his waifu who lives in Canada
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
So your "crackhead neighbors" stole your lawnmower, other stuff? Makes perfect sense to set their 1984 Corvette on fire
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, shooting at trespassers "could" be excessive force
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars like getting a bath as much as your dog does
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
You withdraw money from an ATM and discover it is dispensing $100 bills instead of $5 bills. Do you: (a) Call the bank to report it. (b) Go home. (c) Make 50 withdraws totaling $11,607.36
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, residents of Arlington, VA. There's a budget shortfall this year, but your supervisors aren't raising your property taxes to cover it. They're just increasing the assessed value of your house
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Superhero' 4-year-old donates bone marrow to baby twin brothers
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"Police say they did not find the suspect, who didn't live at the home, however, they did find Williams passed out on the couch with marijuana, pills, a handgun, methamphetamine pipe and a digital scale nearby"
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Twin brothers, both school employees, arrested for child porn a week apart. One has the 'evil twin' mustache
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Washington State drivers re-routed to Moria
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigen tweets about bringing 'emotional support casserole' on flight, great potential band name
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
New craft beer hotel in Scotland to feature beer taps in every room. Don't ask what's in the swimming pool
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
You think you are on the wrong plane. What do you do? Simple: Open the emergency exit door and jump down the inflatable slide to the tarmac
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tower-noticing
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"One in a million" yellow cardinal spotted in Alabama. Pope Francis reportedly unhappy with the deviation from standard vestments
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(WLRN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida Billionaire: "I will not give one cent to anyone who does not support major change regarding military-type weapons being sold"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientist thinks we're overdue for World War 3
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What a dick move
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man going down a California freeway on horseback gets charged with RUI
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
NRA is experiencing unexpected backlash in recent days. So is a particular state
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Some type of crime has definitely been committed," said the officer, after two gunshot victims found dead in home. Ya think?
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Riding an ATV naked, going the wrong way on the highway is no way to go through life, son
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When questioned about head severed from missing woman's body, man says there was no connection
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Note to people who would pretend to be a federal agent at a Chick-fil-A just to see if you can get a discount: It won't work you cheap chicken eating slacker
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Four philosophers who admitted they were wrong about everything
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Clockwork Orange penis sculpture appears on apartment dweller's ceiling
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like mail so USPS can now send you email of your mail before you get mail
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(Metro)
 
 
 
#PooWatch day 38, suspect's lawyer says he client would rather die than go poo
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reports: Uber and Lyft congest cities
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You see? That's your problem, you bring baseball bats to a chainsaw fight
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