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Sun February 25, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
US ranching industry about to start war with Taco Bell
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Just 3% of Americans own more than half the country's guns; try to Sleep at night America
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Red Cross staffers fired over relief efforts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Olympian: "We can and should be civil." Twitter users: "Go fark yourself"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wood
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Bullet to the foot ends Boston ATV gang's reign of terror. Or State Police need to learn safe gun handling. One of those
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(Lake Geneva News)
 
 
 
Semi driver jack-knifes his truck so hard, he manages to snap tractor in two
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sydney vegans fuming after paying A$60 a head for nine-course meal on vegan cruise, pronounce it "nightmare" of canapés and falafel that ran out far too quickly, on top of outrage that certain wines on the night were not actually vegan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fireplace
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Greatest hero of the Olympics? American skier who shut down a dog farm and is bringing 90 puppies for adoption in the U.S. and Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
45 at 35
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Those 3 other Broward County officers who didn't go in to stop the shooting have not been found. It's like they never existed except in a report by a competing police department
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Mullet's not a hairstyle, it's a lifestyle'
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The battle for Planet Earth between us and the aliens has begun above top-secret alien site Area 51. Stay safe, EVERYONE (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"How I joined the jihadis by mistake." He must have taken a wrong turn at Al-Buquerque
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You think the deep state is bad, wait till the Freemasons get a hold of you. Just ask this decorated, undercover, and likely paranoid cop
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little traveler
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Pretty songs
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Attention all parents: No matter how much you yearn it to be, there is no deep, hidden, sacred message of life embedded within your child's crayon artwork
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British etiquette expert discusses how your dog reveals your social class to others. Corgi? Yes, you know Liz personally. Yorkie? Oooh, so you're New Money (cough)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nurses increasingly complain about the bedside manner of male patients
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Corporations start dropping support for the NRA and you too can do your part to help: Tell Amazon, Roku, Apple, and Google to dump the NRA TV channel
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Wow, that's weird" is not what you usually want to hear from an FAA official
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When you do a science project testing your own blood and find out your father isn't your father
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, the State of Washington is required by law to auction or trade firearms seized by State Police, including semi-automatic rifles
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(Time)
 
 
 
The decomposed body of a woman was found three years after she was supposed to be cremated
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(The Firearm Blog)
 
 
 
So...remember that guy who cut his AR-15 in half on YouTube? Yeah, it looks like he may have done that illegally
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hot cross buns could be about to soar in price due to shortage of key ingredient. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Women are trying to hide their autism because it's not socially acceptable, and in doing so cause themselves more harm
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Sat February 24, 2018
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Ready or not NYC, here comes your measles outbreak, compliments of an Aussie tourist
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not content with lashing out at student victims, the NRA adds "Corporations Who No Longer Sponsor Us" to their enemies list. Apparently now is the time to talk about sponsor control
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas high school teacher suspended after filming his students fighting instead of actually intervening
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UN votes to have peace in Syria for 30 days
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Judge punches the most punchable face on the planet, just for good measure
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
Weeners
 
Ever wonder what it's like to have sex when you have two penises? Here's Double D*** Dude to tell you how he doubles his pleasure
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy who hugged Grimace thinks Samuel L. Jackson does too many TV commercials
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pole escapes death camp, swims to island for safety, but dies as she's recaptured and transported back to her captors
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Cops unable to distinguish between good guy with gun and bad guy with gun
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(Some High Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Acrophobia Edition
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Active shooter in Chattanooga
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Man cleans conscience, returns $700 electric napkin dispenser to White Castle
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Five signs you need a vacation. tldr; you need a vacation
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man captures moment that a horse walks into an area with a wolf-pack
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your moment of cute: Here's how orphaned kangaroo joeys go to bed
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Local dumbass sees too many WWII movies, decides piano wire between trees is solution to noisy snowmobiles
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: How the hell did that happen?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ooooh yeah macaron, yeah macaron, macaron, macaron...hmnmm mm nn mmh duhhh mnnn nuhhh nuhhh mnnh dnnnh nnnh macaron
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How real crisis actors work
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Atlanta-area crematorium damaged by fire
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Stealing $4 million is a really bad look, your Honor
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Houston Fark Party on Saturday, Feb 24th, 7:30pm CT @ Neil's Bahr
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Looks at yard. Hmm...needs mowing. Looks at calendar. Seriously, yard, WTF? Looks at wife, who points at lawnmower. Grumbles... next time I'm buying a damn condo
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Having ruined their own state, Californians are on the move. If you're living in Colorado, I have some bad news for you
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam / Where the deer and the antelope play / Where seldom is heard a discouraging word / And... wait, what is that elephant doing here?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
In other news, Fark founder Drew Curtis now expected to live to 172
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Not news: Dog bites man. News: Man bites dog. Fark: Fox bites man, cat, dog, steals shoe
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Flyover country may soon look more like an inland sea. All you central U.S. Farkers, be safe out there
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Step aside NYC subway rats. Vancouver introduces pair of train station cougars
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Fourteen facts that will restore your faith in humanity
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Well who doesn't like big honkers?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Are you grumpy? Good...because it's good for you
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(Some Docent)
 
 
 
Photoshop this doorway greeter
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Billionaire suing California to keep you people off HIS beach
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Your cat wants an elevator on Caturday
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Attention-seeking owl has a hoot photobombing traffic camera
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I actually rarely have sex without getting high these days." Submitter can only attest to the first five words
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(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
KFC: fark
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
From the This Statement Is A Lie Department: "We never lie to the American people," O'Keefe said. "We only tell the truth to the American people. We never deceive the masses, ever. Period." Period
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
18-year-old lioness goes through maneopause
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Flight gets diverted from snow-covered airport to ice-covered airport
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Some educators never learn, pt. II
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman beats off man masturbating on train. What?
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(Time)
 
 
 
McDonald's manager shoots at drive-thru customers in an attempt to film that Falling Down sequel
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(The Art Newspaper)
 
 
 
Global warming yields latest Russian craze: fossil mammoth ivory
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It may not be worthy of Woofday material, but this very good boy deserves a bit more than just a steak. Meow if you disagree
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(CNN)
 
 
 
During CNN town hall, NRA mouthpiece Dana Loesch slammed the loose background check process America has in place--a process the NRA fought tooth and nail to create
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I'm sure he is fine and totally not patient zero in some new global pandemic
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
There is no swinger's sex kindergarten in east Texas according to girl whose parents were convicted of giving her silly pills then making her dance with a parachute tied to her pants and have sex with other children
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you were serious about becoming a blacksmith you would've done the hammering yourself and not hired a friend to attempt to hammer to death your unsupportive parents. So you see, maybe they were right about you lacking conviction for your dreams
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle woman flips out over Norwegian flag flying in her neighborhood
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Miami Dolphins OL Jonathan Martin shows Florida what giant red sirens look like. *Pokes FBI with a stick*
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Everything you always feared about clowns turns out to be true
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
... if you're brave enough
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Don't worry sir, the hissing noise coming from under the hood of your car is not a vacuum leak, it's only a king cobra
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ Gandhi on the beach, there's nothing better / But I like Gandhi when she's wrapped in a sweater ♫
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Snow in Vegas? Bet on it
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(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this needlepoint commemoration
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you adopt a pet only to eat that pet, you can expect to be banned from the local animal shelter, yeah
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Student needs more time to study for test so she A) fakes an illness, B) seduces the teacher, C) threatens school shooting
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Step 1: Realize you accidentally brought a gun to school. Step 2: Find and inform school resource officer that you brought this weapon by mistake. Step 3: Get arrested and charged with felony
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Three other Broward County Sheriff's deputies hid behind their police cars during the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Apparently there's such a thing as competitive indoor skydiving, and this 11-year-old can kick your ass in mid-air at it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal boxing trainer?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Another foot in a long line of feet was found washed up on British Columbia shores. It's been so many feet that it's been several feet of feet since 2007
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Residents complain of aggressive time travelers who think it's still the 1950s
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas, has to stay in Vegas, including the marijuana you may have purchased before entering McCarran International Airport
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crazy lion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Caption this model and his head
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
America's most notorious deadbeat dad caught in Canadian cherry pit sting. No, really
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama housewife who lived double life as an online exhibitionist was killed by absinthe
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman claims her 60 inch backside stops traffic - and from the looks of it that would include medium-sized buses
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Instant Pot company warns one model can fondue itself
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Man learns to use robotic arm controlled by his thoughts, now learning to deal with chafing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Six dangerous drug traffickers were arrested after a yearlong investigation into the appearance of 850 pounds of cocaine at the Russian embassy in Argentina
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Psychologists say if you're taking too many selfies, you have "selfitis." And subby says psychologists may want to trade in the fancy sheepskin and look up "aphasia", "neologism", "word salad", and "Clang associations"
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Your girlfriend might be a keeper if she brings you heroin while you are in the hospital so you can overdose where nurses have quick access to Narcan
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Fark been covering the most important news story of our times? I mean, 37 DAYS. Professional jealousy is ugly, Drew
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian bureaucrats refused to arm Navy ship because guns are too expensive
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Turkey known for tormenting Cuyahoga Falls dies. With creepy pics of soulless bird eyes
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Two years ago, I promised a dear lifelong friend I'd enter a pic of her dog Darcy jumping into the water in a Fark PS contest...and never got around to it. My friend is now battling cancer, please PS Darcy to lift her spirits. DIT
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(Metro)
 
 
 
After rich parents learned their son planned to hire a hitman and kill them, they staged their own deaths to make him think his plot came to fruition. Talk about dedication
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Teacher with concealed gun fired. I thought we were cool with that now?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Family has 'Oh my' moment at safari park after pulling up to three male lions who were deciding amongst themselves who was the most dominant (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Nighty-night, baby. I love you"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
A Texas governor granted clemency to a death row inmate. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going outside to see if I can spot some pigs flying
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Y, sin embargo, las personas en una de las ciudades más grandes del estado todavía no pueden beber el agua. Necesitamos prioridades más grandes y nuevos líderes
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The states that are actually fighting the opioid epidemic and those that aren't in one handy map
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Subby did not see the new alt-right wing fashions. Also he did not see Kyle
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Your drive to colonize Mars is because you have a penis, so it's bad, and therefore you should feel bad
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Racist dinner served for Black History Month at a) Oklahoma steakhouse, b) Klan meeting in Alabama, or c) NYU
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I'd splurge the full $30
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Get drunk on your boat. Run out of gas. Call the Coast Guard. Go to prison
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Because Gun Control is never the answer, Trump now attempts to crusade against Violence in Movies and Video Games. There is no way the NRA is behind this
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
What's more powerful than guns? Money. And that's how major financial companies are hitting the NRA and firearms manufacturers. BlackRock Assets is considering divesting itself from gun-related investments, and a bank dumped its NRA-themed Visa card
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Therapy cat seized from dementia patient, replaced with stuffed animal. This is both Sick and Hilarious I suppose. Sicarious?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists say there is no such thing as orange cheese. Cheetos to sue for defamation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seychelles sells sea shoals by the sea shore
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Cannabis Church sues police for destroying sacraments. "Catholic Church has been using sacramental alcohol but no one ever raided them"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"He went from being this cordial, polite person who understood he was a guest in my house, to someone who was approaching me aggressively and flat-out saying, 'This is my house now'"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
European city center has no street names. U2 unavailable for comment
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The trained, armed resource officer on campus that day...never went in the building
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horrific costume
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
You CAN carjack your Lyft driver but they will find you
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Governor of the great state of Misery indicted on felony charge, led away in handcuffs
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Organizers: Marathon cancelled due to security reasons. Reality: Cancelled due to unpaid invoices
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Сбросить часы
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The state of Vermont merges the booze department with the scratch-off-ticket department. Considering adding the guys who regulate smokes or the people who regulate Little Debbie Snack Cakes to complete the trifecta
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Passing out with a beer in his hand and his car in gear earns man his 10th DUI arrest. Police did not release his Fark handle
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: It's time for us to share recipes for kids. Difficulty: Not what you cook for them.. but what you cook with kids and help them learn their way around food and a kitchen
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"It's safer this way," I pleaded with the state trooper while we stood by my car on the shoulder of the freeway. I even showed him the article. He ticketed me anyway. Cops, go figure
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(Crave Online)
 
 
 
Dickface Johnson arrested. Clint Torres and Hugh G. Rection seen fleeing crime scene
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Retired lawyer sues both Customs and Border Patrol and Texas Rangers after the two agencies cannot decide which has custody of Fuzzy Dunlop
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fashionable robot
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(Hemmings)
 
 
 
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na For Sale
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teenager gets six months for trying to smuggle tiger cub across U.S.-Mexico border. With some of the cutest pics of an ugly-ass tiger cub you will see all day
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Egyptian policeman catches 5 year old boy falling from 3rd floor balcony. Child was unhurt but policeman did not stick the landing, thus receiving a low score from the judges
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Suspicious substance sent to Prince Harry. Police are looking for someone who hates royalty, but thinks they're normal enough to open their own mail
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Three days, and the kids are already 90% of the way to their goal of buying a congressman
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You may ask yourself, is this my fault? Did I let them watch The Shining too young? Did they learn about fur suits on the street?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I don't drink alcohol, says man holding Fireball bottle before being arrested for 6th DUI (extra-sweaty mugshot)
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Yipes, I just hit that pedestrian while backing out of the driveway. I'd better pull forward, get out and check on her
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Toddler born with same disease that afflicts Drew
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Scientists consider updating the hurricane measurement system to include Category 6. Professor Nigel seen nodding sagely over his amplifier
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Billy Graham to lie in US Capitol next week, presumably about his comments on homosexuals and Jews
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Capetown residents grateful that day zero has now been moved for the third time, this time to July 9th. At this rate they'll never run out of water
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The people of Wauconda, IL would like you to stop calling strangers there and screaming "Wakanda Forever"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Amsterdam advertises sex workers in the windows for all to see but is now banning tourists from staring at them. What kind of advertising is that?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parents who thought their child died at birth shocked to learn that the child was alive and that they owe £3,000 to an orphanage for its care
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Man with a hand grenade carries out a suicide attack on the US embassy in Montenegro. In other news Montenegro is apparently a country, "Podgorica" may well be its capital, and the US must have some kind of embassy there
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nursing home hires pole dancers to keep residents entertained
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
'A few Mardi Gras beads can go a long way'
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man likely to be disappointed to hear his escort showed up at 2:30 a.m. wearing see-through lingerie ... but went to the wrong house
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So it takes about two months for HR to wrap up their investigation of the company Christmas party
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
News anchor to take viewers 'behind' the scenes' of his colonoscopy. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh great, now sleepwalking students are a reason to cancel school
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Break out the tiny violins, it seems a wealthy widow who got caught drink-driving cannot walk a quarter mile down her drivewy to her mansion because it's 'too long' and wants her drink-drive ban to be lifted (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Bug)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scared newscaster
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Let's kick the tires and light the fires. Falcon 9 launch - rescheduled - from Vandenburg at 6:17am PST, 9:17 in the east, with a potential fairing recovery
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Suspected car thief tells Pennsylvania police he's Matthew McConaughey, police say he just looks dazed and confused
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Burglar who tried to hide from a security camera by putting a towel over his head will now be snapping towels in prison
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Parkland school board: Let's invite the wolf in among the sheep. What could go wrong?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There Is No Dana Only Zuul and Senator Bag-O-Pudding get completely owned by teenagers on national tv
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(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
The √-1 is an imaginary number but let's not get too imaginary
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
USAF & USMC: let's send these not ready for prime time F-35s into harm's way. Vladimir Putin: I see your F-35s, and raise you a pair of PAK FAs/T-50s/Su-57 or whatever flavor they are this month
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Woman gets a surprise hospital visit from her horse, condition upgraded to stable
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you're going to drug and abandon the kids at your illegal day care, don't do it just so you can go to a tanning salon
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The solution to gun control is blindingly obvious
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee inmate escapes jail for the sixth time. Sheriff, you had ONE job
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 668: "It's a Technicality 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 21, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Driver happy he wore the brown pants that day
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Eighty percent of women have been sexually harassed or assaulted
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Someone just called in a bomb threat to Trump Tower in Chicago (LGT Facebook Live Video feed)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mexico finds acres of avocados in Monarch reserve which is bad because butterflies hate avocados. C'mon, have you ever seen a butterfly eat a California Roll? There you go
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Cinemark bans large bags from entering their theaters. In related news, submitter needs to change plans for his date with your mom tomorrow
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Broward County Sheriff orders all deputies to start carrying rifles on school grounds. There, that ought to make those kids feel safer
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bruce Lee in "Enter The Lincoln Tunnel"
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
History teacher 'loved by all' accused of loving one student a little too much
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Woman crying at NY airport because she can't afford ticket back to Parkland where a friend was killed. Two cops make it awfully dusty in here all of a sudden
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this expensive coat rack
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm no mechanic, but I'm pretty sure you don't need to tighten these nuts
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Scooter versus train crossing barrier .... GO
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Porn
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(Medium)
 
 
 
America's use of biological weapons during the Korean War was proven by a 1952 report from the DPRK/PRC's "International Scientific Commission for the Investigation of the Facts Concerning Bacterial Warfare in Korea and China". Sounds legit
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(Creative Loafing Charlotte)
 
 
 
While the world reflects upon the death of Billy Graham let's remember he thought homosexuality to be a "a sinister form of perversion" and that the nation's media was "totally dominated by the Jews"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Many of them can't find Canada on a map, don't recognize its flag, and think it's a Marxist republic where people speak strange languages. Who would have guessed that Americans had so much in common with North Koreans?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Boarding school headmaster laments loss of dark sarcasm in the classroom, students who go straight for the pudding without eating their meat
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Dogs everywhere alarmed as canine influenza is spreading. When asked to comment, cats said "meh"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hurdler
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
PSA: Bringing a cell phone case that looks like a pistol onto a school campus is not a good idea, especially in Florida
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline comes from Hartford, CT: "Yard Goats cancel monkey rodeo show after complaints made"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The daily commute quickly devolved into a WWE match
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
There are right ways and wrong ways to get rid of skunks inside your house. This is a wrong way
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
SNAP: NYC heat breaks 88-year record as temps soar into 70s. UPDATE: New Yorkers as frigid as ever
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman gets a facial. Fark: From a birthday cake. (Probably not safe for work)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
There's dumb, and then there's "calling the police because KFC has run out of chicken" dumb
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brave health worker puts down the razor after years of battling body-hair condition for a more 'natural' look (possible nsfw content on page)
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
One moment you're setting fire to the house you lost in a divorce. The next, you end up burning down 20 houses. Bitter, angry ex-wife mugshot goodness included
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Remember: When you rob a church, Jesus is watching
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Man, I don't remember toys being this crappy when I was a kid
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dead woman in hot tub sets off hotel smoke detectors
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(Chron)
 
 
 
This ought to go well: In Ground Zero of Gunland, Superintendent threatens to suspend students who disrupt school to protest gun laws
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
That's one hell of an editor's note
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Worry not people of Windsor, Ontario, that persistent hum you've been hearing all these years under your Canadian city are probably just giant worms working their way towards you
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Look, we got $20,000 from the bank, but Roll up the Rim is on. We get ourselves 10,000 double-doubles, think how many free barbecues we're gonna win"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley is expensive. So expensive that people who make $400,000 a year consider themselves 'middle-class'
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"The suspect walked into the bank holding a large stick, yelled, 'This is a robbery,' then jumped over the counter and proceeded to steal an unknown amount of money,"
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Photoshop this American lady
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Year of the Dog and Happy Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Billy Graham just became stronger than you can possibly imagine
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Panic ensues as Cadbury reveals the correct pronunciation of creme
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Missourians suing over radioactive dumping ground in their backyard. Apparently, it's not giving them giant vegetables or superpowers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Argentina's sexiest weather girl insures her ... hey come back. I haven't finished (probably NSFW)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man who died in a fall from Yellowstone was searching for mythical buried treasure reportedly hidden by a millionaire
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. County sheriffs prevent clock from being reset
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Florida teachers' union pension fund owns 40,000 shares in a company that manufactures AR-15's
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Frustrated squirrels can teach us all a lot about perseverance, Fark
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Happy Zika season everyone
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kentucky district flips from red to blue, making it the 37th to do so since Trump's inauguration
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
What type of booze drinker are you? Pull a stool up to the bar and let science tell you
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
The most pressing matter South Carolina legislators are facing is: (A) gun control (B) illegal immigration (C) sagging pants
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT columnist has a brilliant idea: If credit card companies would all refuse to allow gun purchases, all our problems will disappear in a puff of magical unicorn farts
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
6 pound Donair? Challenge accepted
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
5th grader saves choking friend - at first his parents said they thought he meant he saved a life when playing a video game
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump does something right
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Tue February 20, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida House says there is research that finds a connection between pornography use and mental and physical illnesses
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Years after appearing on Dr. Phil, parents of dismembered 13-year-old daughter charged with her murder. Detectives were suspicious when they claimed they just wanted to put the pieces back together and move on
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half of all millennials believe Winston Churchill was president of England during World War 1
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Once again counting calories is not the best way to lose weight but we should instead eat vegetables and whole foods. Hmm, beer is made from grain which is a whole food, right?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
It's like Jenga. But with cars
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Tastes like squirrel
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tactile exploration
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Nothing has changed. Nothing
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Uber/Lyft driver who went missing a week ago on duty hospitalized after being found alive. Unknown if Surge Pricing was in effect
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Professing your love by carving something into a tree. New hotness: Professing your love by carving something into a dead whale's carcass
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Yet another category where China outperforms the United States: funeral strippers
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Getting that tattoo in a language you don't understand may not turn out to be such a good idea
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(Metro)
 
 
 
When newlyweds review wedding pics, they find the photographer concentrated more on boobs and butts than anything else
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Somebody hates pot so much in Washington State that they're opening fake arcades in industrial areas to block pot shops from operating within 1000 feet. One could say they're trying to invade their space, jousting for pole position in a battlezone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The suspect is shirtless, I repeat, shirtless
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy worker
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
To those who habitually smuggle gold in their rectums: Japanese customs officials are on to your fetish and will detain you for cavity search
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Turns out that research suggesting women with large breasts get asked to dance more has some statistical methodology issues, more visual aids
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Woman who gave birth at Florida State Fair given lifetime pass. Which, considering State Fair food of deep-fried butter sticks, probably amounts to about four years
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Do crosswalk buttons actually do anything when you press them? The depends on whether or not 'allowing traffic engineers to cackle evilly at your expense' counts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia upgrades 'maybe a few Russian volunteers were killed' to 'maybe a few dozen,' at a rate set to reach 'Okay, we admit it, 200 Spetsnaz special ops soldiers got themselves asploded' somewhere in 2024
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Imprisoned suspected drug dealer sets world record for not pooping
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Syrian forces enter Kurdish-held Afrin, threaten Nuprin and Excedrin next
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Special Forces Commando leaders from around the world are converging on Florida. I think I've seen this movie already, Dolph Lundgren cuts a guy in half by clubbing him with a Doberman pinscher
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The world is actually getting better
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Tide Pod Challenge | New hotness: Hobby Lobby senior portrait challenge
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan changes their alphabet again. Very nice
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina man arrested 3 times in 8 days for trafficking heroin, only needs two more for a free trip to visit Charlie Sheen
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Bloody change, Puerto Rican sex top list of complaints against NJ toll collectors
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Airing your dirty laundry in public is one thing, airing your underwear on an air vent while on an airline flight is just nasty
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Someone is cosplaying my Oliver Queen visits New Orleans fan fic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual beach chair
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Thrift shop says donated clothing should not contain illicit drugs. Unclear if they asked their customers before releasing the statement
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Average American: "They're high school kids who just survived a mass shooting, who would possibly try and smear them?" Conservatives: "Have you been in a coma for 20 years?"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A rabbit has been charged with having sex with a 17-year-old girl who was forced into prostitution. That is so not kosher
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Too fat to serve
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You had me at "vagina wigs" (Not safe for work)
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(Time)
 
 
 
Seventeen dead after a garbage mound collapsed in Mozambique
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Buying Sudafed in Florida? We're gonna need to see a photo ID, log your name into the store database, and limit you to three packages. Buying an AR-15 in Florida? The express lane is over there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"He died a gentleman holding the door so others could escape." Damn straight this ROTC officer get military honors (show the power of Fark)
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man on trial for attempted murder skips out on the last day of his trial, missing the part where the jury convicts him
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mount Sinabung erupted today and the pics are impressive
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
People go to this cafe to cuddle with... RACCOONS
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Religious faith is no longer a virtue in America, now more of a sign that you're cray cray
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"biatch set me up"
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(Some Ingalls Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Fix up this little barn on the prairie
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
A little late, but tonight is Paul's Memory Bank's Valentine's show. Every song title has "love" in it. "Tune in" at 8PM EDT
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion Christian extremist rams stolen bakery truck into Planned Parenthood clinic, injuring three, including pregnant woman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
School shooter offers to plead guilty to avoid the death penalty and spare the community a trial that will bring up more horrifying details of his mass shooting. What a nice gesture
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump finally thanks Obama
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
The Ohio River is rising, threatening to wash away much of the stank in Cincinnati's historic neighborhoods
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"'Sonic weapon attacks' on U.S. Embassy don't add up -- for anyone"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Create a propaganda poster for the country of Farkistan (LGT examples)
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Just finish rehab? Then it's time to celebrate with a 12 pack in your car with your child
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In place of scarecrow, farmer erects Rule 34
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"After he got tired of being Tased, he called 911"
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Lucky Charms is now Brony Charms
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The National Space Defense Center at Schriever Air Force Base in Colorado Springs is now in full operation
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Dog found tied to tree with goodbye note attached to collar gets adopted
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fark: UK policeman who can't swim jumps in frigid river to save drowning man. TotalFark: Rescue is all caught on his body cam. UltraFark: his coworkers now call him "The Hoff"
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Problem: You live in Moscow and the city refuses to plow the streets. Solution: spray paint opposition leader Alexei Nvalny's name on the snow. Result: city workers show up almost immediately to remove only the painted snow, leaving the rest there
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meet the lesbian pioneers who fooled Spain's Catholic Church. In unrelated news, Michael Cera's great-grandmother also played for her own team
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Fist bumps replace time-honored handshake tradition in hockey as Olympic norovirus cases soar near 300
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to break out of being a rookie carp angler and become a professional carp angler; use a floating Yorkshire pudding as bait
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Middle school substitute teacher fired after video shows him body slamming a 12-year-old student. Student just glad sub didn't have an AR-15
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Booze is now once again good for you. Drew now declared immortal (possible nsfw content on page)
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The HPV vaccine can completely prevent one of the most common cancers in the world, but only 29 percent of teens are getting it because parents don't want to admit their snowflakes are interested in sex
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
This beaver is dam clever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this forlorn fishing boat
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Homeless people totally ruining a perfectly good gentrified Brooklyn neighborhood by being all homeless and stuff
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Responding to concerns for school safety, Trump agrees to share stage with Wayne LaPierre at CPAC. He's just messing with us, isn't he?
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The kids are all right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uber eats, shoots and leaves
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lol, no
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The U.S. will never ban porn. PROMISE?
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Imagine if George W. Bush saw the 9/11 attack primarily as a political embarrassment to be minimized
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