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Sun January 28, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prayer brings white Persian carpet
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(NYUpstate)
 
 
 
Man wins $1m in the lottery, dies three weeks later of cancer, having fatally misinterpreted the meaning of "lump sum"
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(Lebanon Democrat)
 
 
 
After bullying drove one student to commit suicide, the school provided grief counselors and introduced ways for students to report bullying. The first of those ways is to suspend students who complain about bullying
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida is the worst state in the nation in every way according to new rankings. Michigan is the best, that's right, I said Michigan, biatches
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this football player
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chicago's "Serial Stowaway" arrested again at O'Hare airport less than two weeks after her previous arrest. Judge decides to put her on an United flight as punishment
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(Independent)
 
 
 
El Chapo's lawyer says El Chapo's jurors don't need protection from El Chapo
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oops: Fitness tracking app gives away location of secret U.S. army bases and spy outposts around the world because it's being used by soldiers
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
How America fell in love with vodak
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Remember that same sex couple who thought they found a loophole in Russia's recognition of gay marriage? Well now they're being charged with, "intentional damage to passports or negligence"
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Coast Guard rescues Navy sailor, Coasties now insufferable in bars
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
♫♫You might not ever get rich, let me tell you it's better than digging a ditch there ain't no telling who you might meet, a movie star or maybe a *BLAM BLAM BLAM*♫♫
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
Thousands of inmates held past their release date in what New Mexico doublespeakingly refers to as "in-house parole." ACLU needs to take them behind the outhouse
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(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this portal to the universe
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
Boobies
 
Four biggest strip clubs on Bourbon St have their liquor licenses revoked for prostitution, lewd acts & illegal drug activity. In other news: broccoli sucks, water is wet, and Putin is a dictator
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russia accidentally recognizes gay marriage. Fark: After couple figure out loophole in law
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(Metro)
 
 
 
No, forcing your autistic child to drink bleach will not "cure" him. Also, what in the ever loving holy hells is wrong with people?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
♬♬ Don't cry for me, Cali-fornia, ♬♬ I fought for your weed, and you got it ♬♬
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Old and busted: cops seizing your suspicious cash. New hotness: cops seizing your suspicious clothing and jewelry
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Woman decides to order some novelty hats from Amazon, is surprised to actually receive an illegal cancer drug from Cuba made from scorpion venom
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You know what didn't suck about '90s fashion? Oversized Hawaiian shirts, casual ties for girls, and big-ass Steve Harvey suits
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(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this multicolored paint drop water entry
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Storm stories
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenage girl to sexist internet trolls: "I made you a sandwich. Now ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole and you can eat it"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Founder of IKEA dead at 91. Funeral to be delayed while family assembles CÅSKETT
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Entrepreneur grows mushrooms inside the very restaurant where they will be paired with melting chimera hearts dipped in the primal soup swirling inside the emerald goblet of the elder god Kthanid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In odd reversal, EPA boss decides to, at least temporarily, try protecting the environment
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Just so we're clear, it's a luxury condo in New Jersey, not the White House, even if the description is spot on
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man catches 24 pound fish ... with his bare hands ... while on a surfboard
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
9 reasons you should never drink Fireball, including that it tastes like Big Red gum soaked in pee
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Best Korean "ghost ships" full of dead people are still washing ashore in Japan
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
No wonder the UK is called a nanny state, you actually have schools with strict rules on how long you can grow your fingernails (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Richard Marx (THE Richard Marx) and Piers Morgan (THAT Piers Morgan) are having a Twitter fight. Who wins? We all do
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police investigate trailer full of beer worth $155,000 stolen in Delta, BC. But no worries, guys, it was Coors Light
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman gets frostbite after wearing a mini-skirt in subzero temperatures
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Eastern cougar has officially been declared extinct, prompting many moms to yell into the basement, "go west young farker"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well then that's it for Diet Soda... sticking to the Real and Healthy stuff from now on
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover 10,000-year-old crayon, note that says "Bring home milk"
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(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Cat or Pillar
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Owner of SUV involved in hit-and-run death of bicyclist says she sold it to some "Mexican or Somali" guy she couldn't understand for $3,000 4 days before fatal incident. Fark: She had $5,000 lien on SUV, and those pesky texts and security cameras
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The battle over Charles Manson's body is getting weird
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Flu season getting worse, schools closing, Randall Flagg walking around, 'Don't Fear the Reaper" playing, things spelling Moon
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman wants the whole world to know she's a vegan ...so she gets a tattoo of the word 'vegan' on her forehead
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(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this urban explorer
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Just what kind of a nursing home are they running when they need to administer Narcan on the residents?
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Yet another thing ruined by millennials
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♪ One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster /The bars are temples but their pearls ain't free / You'll find a ♪ *GLUB GLUB GLUB*
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Apparently millennials don't like the great outdoors anymore
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have seen the future and the future is cheese tea
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I haven't a clue as to what a tacro is. Oh it's a taco made with a delicious buttery croissant taco shell. Here, take my buttered-up pastry money
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida's got 99 problems. Lack of year-round Daylight Savings Time is apparently one of them, hence the "Sunshine Protection Act"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop an award to celebrate Yammering_Splat_Vector's 1000th contest win
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know that one cousin who only eats grass-fed vegan chicken patties and hates Trump but refused to vote for Hillary and constantly goes on about white privilege while always checking her Facebook page? She's actually quite good for your health
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
The U.S. Marine who gained a level of fame after being photographed nursing a kitten during the Korean War has passed away at age 90. Thank you sir, for your service to both country and kittens, from all of us on Caturday
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy sues Nevada and Clark County because "I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you live in Paris, you might be inSeine soon
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
The Hard Rock Casino is now using robot bartenders. Because who doesn't want to drown their sorrows talking to a cold, soulless, metal arm that you have to tip with Bitcoins
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♫ Walked out this morning / Don't believe what I saw / A Scottish classroom's bottle / Washed upon the shore ♫
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Memphis teen shot in new internet phenomenon, "No Lackin' Challenge" where you record yourself pulling guns on friends. Couldn't they just throw Tide Pods at each other?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: cultural appropriation of food. New hotness: gentrification of food
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Fri January 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tan muerto
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Kim Jong-un is trying to attract tourists. Still not news: By building a luxury holiday resort. Fark: In area used for missile testing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Dutch are urged to zaggen nee to cheese. Gouda on them
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Serve coffee that tastes good?
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
Study: German military not strong enough. France, Poland: Now let's not be hasty
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
"It's clear that laundry pods as they currently exist are too dangerous to be sold to the public. If manufacturers can't figure out a way to reduce the more than 10,000 injuries they cause each year, laundry packs need to be taken off the market"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ceci n'est pas une tank
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doctors say Julian Assange's health is in a dangerous condition. At least that's what his medical reports say that were all made available on WikiLeaks
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this restaurant wall covered in a series of tubes
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Boy falls from treehouse onto six-inch screw, cheats death by one millimeter. With X-ray film goodness. Bonus: Link submitted by an X-ray tech, who will be available throughout the day to answer all of your radiological questions
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
USPS worker caught illegally dumping loads of mail. Newman unavailable for comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not News: Air Force One is getting two new refrigerators. News: For some reason, they need to be capable of storing 3,000 meals between them Fark: so the upgrade is gonna run $24 million
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A vulture named Harold shocked sanctuary staff, who thought for 20 years the bird was male, when 'he' laid an egg. NTTAWWT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Madman sets new World Record for walking barefoot on 120-ft of LEGOs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's brooding over your ex enjoying their holiday with a new spouse, and then there's claiming they kidnapped the kids in a bid to harass them
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Only in Britain can a fight break out over a breakfast buffet about a queue and a toaster
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. That decomposed human foot discovered in a Virginia backyard is not actually a human foot, but a bear paw. So if you're a bear missing your paw, the authorities would like to talk to you
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Volunteers hit the streets for the annual Homeless Count, which is kind of like an Easter Egg Hunt but with more used needles
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Delivery man dropping off Whataburger confronted by sign reading "Do not ring doorbell. Shhhh Sleeping Baby Baby will wake & we'll get annoyed. Sh*t will get real"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Coast Guard stops 47,000 pounds of cocaine from coming into US, which is approximately $721M worth or enough to power the cast of Stranger Things for most of an episode
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paris zoo closes after 52 baboons escape. Authorities trying to catch them before they have a chance to vote on healthcare reform
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Photoshop this forest visit
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sovereign citizen not bound by U.S. laws may still be bound to Newton's
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It's not crazy cat ladies' fault that they're so crazy: "It's a parasite in cat feces. It's all science." Linked to rage, schizophrenia, impulsivity, and compulsive posting of pictures on-line
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Someone's a little confused about how old millennials actually are
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Casino Billionaire and RNC Finance Chair Steve Wynn paid a manicurist 7.5 million dollars to keep quiet about his sexual demands and actions. Prepare for Donald Trump to start bragging about his obvious superiority in buying silence for less
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Another reason why we can't have nice parties: 46 tons of Mardi Gras beads contribute to New Orleans' constant flooding problem
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Holy Grail has been FOUND. Well, alright, A "Holy Grail", which is to say a "universal" flu vaccine that is effective against most strains of flu and therefore can be manufactured in mass quantities and stockpiled. WAY better than a wood cup
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Donkey leads herd of goats and sheep in escape from farm. Says he was trying to get back home to his ogre friend and dragon wife
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
14-year-old kid threatens to harm classmates, so as a precautionary measure, they search his room and find a semiautomatic rifle, shotgun, two lever-action rifles, machetes, throwing knives, a revolver, and a crossbow with arrows. The aristocrats
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Special operations team to help with wild turkey infestation. To be fair, a turkey might turn instantly into giblets and gravy if exploded by a claymore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dilly dilly
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
♫ 99 venomous snakes on the wall, 99 venomous snakes, take one down, pass it around, 1 less pastor to preach to them all ♫
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Not news: An apartment flooding during a bad storm. Fark: An apartment at the top of a skyscraper flooding during a bad storm
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Bad: You have to pick up your stolen car at the impound lot. Good: The thief left his pay stub behind on your seat
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Survey respondents largely don't care that residents of Frisco do not like the moniker San Fran, and they don't like Frisco in San Fran, either. Beats Baghdad by the Bay
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Kids these days with their pumping pink penis drinking games, it's enough to get you squirted (NSFW)
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Today on "Meanwhile, in Russia," a dude goes for a drive down by a river and high fives a passing nuclear powered icebreaker
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(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Google, is there anyone you can't identify? Jesus Christ
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Lost cow found months later with herd of bison. NTTAWWT
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"An accused heroin dealer is being forced to wear a 'spit shield' at the defendants' table - because he has a history of splattering his attorneys with saliva during court appearances" (with pic)
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
"Police found that the law firms' receptionist email account received an email ... with a notification that a purchase for a $250 Seducer luxury rabbit vibrator and other sex toys were purchased with the stolen credit cards
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
French jails at "brink of explosion," and it's not even July 14th yet
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Second woman's body found at Arbuckle property. Odie humanity
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Earthquake early warning system could alert you 15 seconds before a quake hits, giving you time to finish that HQ trivia question
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop other things you can do with Tide Pods
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
French submarine decides it's had enough of the "France Surrenders" jokes. During a training exercise, it scores several torpedo hits and "sinks" the USS Theodore Roosevelt. Where are your Freedom Fries now?
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
I'm a very important person. I'm above the law. Bodycam goodness
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Recalculating... recalculating... recalculating... Look, it's half the USAF out for a training exercise... recalculating... recalculating... that must be why GPS will be down over half the US for 3 weeks ...recalculating... still recalculating
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Literally there's a bar in NYC's East Village that will ban you for the use of the word 'literally'. Literally
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Man builds a home office out of the brushes from 546 brooms
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Shoot the hostage?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You're not just a judge. You're a farking judge
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Workplace wellness programs are about as effective as Fark at creating healthy, productive employees
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida teenagers getting married. Florida is very dusty this time of year, tag is for all involved
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy who sent out the warning that Hawaii was going to be obliterated refuses to cooperate with the FCC's investigation
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The French are rioting over: A) Increased taxes, B) Having to work more than 30 hours a week, C) Nutella
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Cat-car-surfing is apparently legal in Oregon, and at least one cat really likes it
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
14-year-old girl assaulted with pineapple and what the fark is wrong with people?
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The most underrated city in America is...Baltimore. Tag is for *BLAM BLAM* **Sirens wailing** "Red tops" "Red tops" ***Subby OD's***
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(Viral Thread.com)
 
 
 
Have you gotten your "Survive Nine End Times Predictions, And The Tenth One Is Free" cards punched yet? Better hurry...here we go again
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Deputy gets 22 charges for molesting kids as young as 6. Convicted on 2, jury hung on 20. Judge dismisses 20 with prejudice, deputy pleads guilty to 2 misdemeanors, pays $1000 fine and gets 0 jail time. I was told there'd be no math
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former DOJ prosecutor leaves to join private practice, takes sealed whistleblower lawsuits with him, offers to sell them to targets of investigations, offers to defend them. You're reading this, so you know how well it goes
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
If you're driving I-76 around Cleveland today, don't panic about semi-truck on fire as it's only carrying inert grenades, barrel of ammunition, sodium hydroxide. Nothing to worry about at all
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas enduring "one of the worst flu seasons in our history". Buckle up Texans, peak flu season is NEXT month
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
$400 for tube socks seems a bit high, until the marijuana "gifts" arrived
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bad: Big Rig crashes on freeway. Good: Free Beer
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"What do you think of that, female Barry?" "Pretty good, other Barry"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Those old magazines dad kept hidden in the basement might be worth something: Estate sale promises "adult only room"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Olympic athlete blames doping charges on passionate kissing & Wookiees
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Crack, prostitutes and tats are in big demand at your local retirement community
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Syphilis-ridden mummy dug up in church is relative to Boris Johnson, with uncanny side-by-side photo comparison
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic beast
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Young man in India couldn't figure out why it was a bad idea to take a selfie with an oncoming train. Then it hit him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Always spellcheck your homework assignments, especially if they include the word "bigger." Even better, remove the other word from your dictionary (yes, you can do that)
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Wanna know the secret to lowering your debt? Steal food from work
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(Statter 911)
 
 
 
So this is why they say don't drive over a fire hose
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Want to survive the coming Apocalypse? For low, low, low pricing, you can purchase your own hardened bunker in South Dakota. Hurry now, that asteroid won't wait forever
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Woman arrives home and finds an unknown woman rummaging through her purse. With a helpful mugshot showing what a purse rummager and/or a katana wielding zombie slayer might look like
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man with 'sex chamber' in van convicted of propositioning teen sisters, stealing the name of my Sex Pistols/Coal Chamber crossover band
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Though most of us are perfect in the kitchen at least a few of you fools have had some kitchen disasters. Let's have a laugh at times gone by.. or tell us how you fixed your own disaster
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 'kayak killer' who killed her fiancé by pulling the plug on his kayak is now trying to win half of his life insurance policy despite being convicted for his death. Lady has some huge cojones
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you're going to try to scam a lottery winner by telling him he only won $5 when he actually won $600, make sure he's not an undercover agent working for the Florida Lottery Commission's security division
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(I Heart Radio)
 
Boobies
 
Woman getting death threats for crowdfunding her breast reduction surgery
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this winter wonderland
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The White House asked the Guggenheim Museum if they could borrow a Van Gogh painting for Trump's private living quarters. Instead, the museum offered them a literal sh*thole
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein wrote a romantic novel that's available on Amazon. "As he lay in his underground chamber lovingly caressing his ICBM, Sally, he couldn't help but wonder where things went wrong. Suddenly he was surrounded by handsome Navy SEALS"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine woman 'floored' by winning state's tiny house lottery. Well, not so much 'floored' as 'postage stamped'
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Cop: Take your foot off the seats. Woman: You can't make me. Let's see how that works out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cuckolding can be positive for some couples according to scientists who everyone is looking at juuust a little bit differently than before
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
♫ Shot through the head and you're to blame, your dog attacked goats and wasn't tame ♫
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How should we respond to this Farkback?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
In the market for stripper poles, a coffin, or a velociraptor? Have we got a deal for you
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: $100 bills that say 'replica' or 'motion picture only' may not be legal tender
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ "Two. Min-utes. ♫ To Miiiiiiiiiiidniiiiiiight" ♫
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
We all sing in the shower, but it is usually not so bad that you get hit with a drone strike for doing it
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
The most Maine headline ever
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
And the latest sexual misconduct allegations are brought against...(spins wheel)... the Southern Baptist Convention
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Those lovely Frenchies are blocking the port of Calais again over electrified fishing nets. You laughed when Boris suggested the Channel Bridge, but who's laughing now? Not the French, obviously
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"My name is John Anglin. I escape from Alcatraz in June 1962 with my brother Clarence and Frank Morris. I'm 83 years old and in bad shape. I have cancer. Yes we all made it that night but barely"
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Yale is apparently so wealthy they throw away $10,000 pieces of artwork
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amazon wants to put Echo camera and microphone in every bedroom. What could possibly go wrong? By the way, that wallpaper is awful
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this graceful figure skater
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Eight Baltimore police officers charged with using "The Shield" as instructional video
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Company HR employee to job applicant: If you no speak English, I will send you home. Company to HR employee: Don't come into work tomorrow, you have no job
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police searching for violent machete attacker, so if you see a peaceful machete attacker, it's the wrong guy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jesus didn't take the wheel
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Pointing your gun at people while drunk and then resisting arrest is no way to go through life, Mr. Police Chief
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yes, everyone hates seagulls. But that doesn't mean you can squish one with a 50-ton vehicle and nobody will complain
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
One more reason to weep for America's future: They will likely never know the joy and freedom of watching a movie at a drive-in theater
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Dutch to embrace the concept of 'niksen' which is essentially lying around doing nothing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy killed in Colorado. Manhunt underway for multiple suspects
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
One of the sublime joys of living in New England is being able to occasionally punch through a window of ice on your car, as this video shows
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Branch Dildonian who dug a hole in Oregon digs another hole in court with his sovereign citizen diatribe
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Off-duty cop steals clothes off man's back, then in a cover-up I'm sure he totally thought would work, shoots his gun and says a group of people at a nearby hookah bar robbed him
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
David Copperfield accused of performing the infamous Disappearing Sausage Trick on underage model
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I was forced to go to gay conversion therapy. I was tortured"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So hypothetically, what happens if two NATO members start shooting at each other?
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Thai Army has found the least intimidating vehicle possible to transport officers in its military parades
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 664: "Delineation". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 24, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You Just Digested the Bad Guy
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Pope Francis condemns fake news from failing news organizations. Satan. Low energy. No one is saved
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sexting a news reporter after promising to be her source for a story is no way to go through life, ICE agent
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you can't drive a car yourself, and have to rely on google waze, without using your common sense, don't complain, when you end up, in Lake Champlain. Burma Shave
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Oh sir, it was an angry member of the kitchen staff. It was a run-by burrito-ing
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Camels disqualified from Saudi Arabian beauty contest over Botox usage. So much for Hump Day
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Best job ever. Difficulty: It's in Ireland. Disclaimer: It doesn't involve beer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Photoshop the worst choice for the next James Bond. LGT inspiration
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey's brother mansplains why he names his kids after beer
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman who beat up pregnant neighbor is the hardest 36-year-old you'll see today (with mugshot)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man back in jail after his 344th arrest. "Amateur," Henry Earl sneers from the past
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Men-only black-tie charity dinner described as highly inappropriate with "hands up skirts, hands on bums" which raises the question of why so many men were wearing skirts
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
DA reaffirms your right to shoot into crowds of kids for walking across your lawn as long as you're a cop
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If your mailman drives a Maserati, it might be a good idea to see if any credit cards are missing from your mail
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Remember those gag snake-in-a-can joke gifts? The live action version is not as amusing
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's always good to see someone start a new career, but maybe 'police composite sketch artist' is a bit too close to 'Disneyland caricature sketch artist' to work
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Pro-tip. If you are going to steal people's Social Security benefits, you might not want to send your ex-girlfriend a picture of you posing with the cash
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(The Eagle)
 
 
 
Not news: Family buys obituary that appeared in the local newspaper detailing the life of Big Mama. Fark: Big Mama was a pet chicken
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Fancy Bear" the same Russian government-connected hackers responsible for the DNC hack and many others has struck again. This time hacking into and releasing a large cache of documents belonging to..The International Luge Federation? Huh?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy whose like, 500% cooler than any of you
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
We may not know what happened to the Zuma satellite, but we do know there's a disco ball in orbit now
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists successfully clone macaques, obvious joke goes here
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
NSA updates its mission statement to be more honest and truthful
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox viewer: Hey lady: You have big ugly legs. Fox weather anchor: I have multiple sclerosis so I'm thankful every day that I can walk. But I'll share your nice comment with everyone, 'k? Bless your heart
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(Chicago Trib)
 
NewsFlash
 
Over-burdened and under-staffed prison medical system gets a new sports physician for the next 40 - 175 years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Car insurers accused of discriminating against people with Hotmail accounts. You submitted this with a better headline from an AOL dial-up account
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Elementary school P. E. teacher in jail after threatening to murder every kid in school, possibly by making them climb that goddamn rope in gym class
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Duckworth set to be first Senator to have a baby in office. Unclear why she refuses to do it at a hospital
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Look, just because the valet mistakenly gives you the keys to a $300K Ferrari, that doesn't mean you get to keep it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
ISIS, which has totally been defeated, believe me, attacks Save the Children
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Deland man accused of putting child in deoven
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
♪ And the Pacific fell down, down, down...into a burning Ring of Fire. And the frequency of earthquakes and eruptions only climbed higher. In that Ring of Fire. ♪
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
You mean New Orleans wasn't a giant LARPing playground already?
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Wisconsin takes its first steps toward full legalization of... never mind
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
'I love you. You love me. I'm a sex guru, not Barney.'
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Troll Hole Museum is the name of my Courtney Love cover band
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Usually neighbor disputes work themselves out, don't lead to well-planned, public executions on front lawns. And then there's this guy
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The next social media trend after the "Tide Pod Challenge" has run its course
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(Independent)
 
 
 
What is better than warm bagels and cute puppies? How about an Instagram dedicated to the puppies that come through the drive-up at this bagel shop? This is your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Turns out, teenagers in ancient Greece were just as surly and moody as today's teens. They also spent just as much time staring at their tablets, too
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For a word to be spoken, there must be silence. Before, and after. Ursula K Le Guin dead at 88
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In the near future housewives may be using mushrooms to clean their laundry, unlock the Tenth Enlightenment of Vishnu
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pig farmer who killed forty-nine prostitutes, turned them into mincemeat, and sold the remains to customers in his shop expresses remorse he didn't get to hit number fifty
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(CBS News)
 
Video
 
Giant Meteor campaign ad scheduled for Super Bowl Sunday
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
One more thing that's backfired on Trump: Pro-shark charities are seeing a spike in donations
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For once, common sense rules after a judge says you are not sexually exploiting your small children by taking pictures of them in the bathtub
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♪ It's log-in, log-in, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. If you don't know your password, you really really should ♪
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia State athlete suspended from girls' soccer team withdraws from school for posting racial slur online. Threatening people planning to report her posts probably didn't help her case
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man decides to go on an incompetent killing spree
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gymnast Mattie Larson gave her victim impact statement in the Dr. Nassar case today. She says she abruptly left the sport after winning her national championship because of him, and a USA gymnastics rep was in the room WHILE he was molesting her
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Now THAT'S a trainwreck. A sexy, sexy trainwreck
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hillary is up to her old tricks again
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
How many times do we have to tell you, if you have 476lbs of pot in your vehicle then at least try not to drive like an idiot
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Think you're having a nice private affair on Tinder? Think again
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Pit bull alerts home owner to propane gas leak inside Long Island home. It's the one time that it was actually OK to blame gas on the dog
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
A look at the nightmarish chaos in Tokyo as it got slammed by 20 cm of snow on a workday. "According to media reports, at least 180 people sustained minor injuries, mostly due to falls on the streets"
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Kumar The Orangutan leaves his cage at Charleston Zoo while contractors were repairing his cage, returns by himself. Because even an orangutan knows you gotta keep an eye on those contractors
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
On skis
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Well, that's enough seafood today. Hork
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(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
An in depth analysis on who would win a war between Alberta and Saskatchewan
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news for stupid teens: Despite rumors, stores aren't locking up Tide Pods to keep you from eating them. Bon appetit
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Egypt's President has been busy arresting candidates, jailing thousands of political opponents, and silencing media critics in the run-up to the Presidential election. Hey, someone should call the UN Human Rights Council on that gu... oh
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Schools decide 8" snowfall doesn't merit a snow day, because who would possibly want their kids home before 11pm?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Record radiation levels found in Swedish boar. Radiation levels in borks off the charts
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man bites dog. It's not news, it's...actually, that is the very definition by old school standards of what news is. Good show
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(Time)
 
 
 
These are the average credit scores for every age. The numbers for young people are just plain mean
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(Ripley's)
 
 
 
Celebrate National Pie Day with the worlds largest Key-Lime pie. BONUS: Sweden plans a Klingon Embassy, or something
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman chickens out of high paying banking job, flies the coop and becomes Mama-Hen to care for 10,000 battery chickens
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama high school teacher placed on leave after telling students to "turn the n*ggr tunes off." "After meeting with her, it's just baffling to me how someone does not understand the severity of the weight of that word"
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(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy in need of some dental work
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French police fine driver for watching movie, eating foie gras behind the wheel. Well, duh, that's a major food faux pas
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh fraternities on double secret social probation following double secret incident
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Double homicide suspect found dead in cell. Attempts at revival by shooting a fork of lighting into the bolts in his neck proved unsuccessful
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(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Headline indicates the security guard was attacked with an acid, but the article text mentions ammonia, indicating the headline was off-base
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The story of why Britain filled Australia with criminals in 1788. Oh, and Australia (Australis) is latin for southern
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(Time)
 
 
 
"The case against juice is stronger than ever" - this is not a repeat from 1994
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
You are still more likely to die in a hospital on the weekend, so keep partying and go on Monday
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Judge gives Lawrence County custody of Nosey the elephant. Stampy the elephant inconsolable
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Amarillo Texas ISD school board votes to change name of Robert E Lee Elementary to Lee Elementary. So we're cool now, right?
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop what NASA didn't tell us they photographed on Mars
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Group that became famous for being wealthy and gullible suspects that they're being targeted with scams due to said fame
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Tattoo artists cover up painful brands placed on human trafficking victims, free of charge
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Air pollution is killing millions. India environment minister claims "No it's not," and promptly dies of cardiac arrest. His replacement: "That could've been caused by anything"
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
105-year-old who rappels says whisky is key to his vitality
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
ICE agents who arrested Michigan doctor for childhood misdemeanors reveal that he's actually had 18 further "encounters" with police including "failure to update address on drivers license" and "parking near a fire hydrant." The monster
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
I am my own country, and your rules don't apply to me. Don't believe me? Fear my nunchucks
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Got a cold nose? Could be a sign of working too hard. Or you're a dog
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(Register Citizen)
 
 
 
Man named Weed busted on drug charges
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
While Yellowstone's staff was furloughed for shutdown, snowmobiler gets too close to Old Faithful
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Man choking on hamburger saved by first responders having lunch, then goes back for more
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
When coming home drunk to find an intruder, do everyone involved a favor and check the address again before you strangle him to death
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
I just stumbled across this dead body so I thought, "Why not just take the head?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
12 beauty pageant contestants disqualified for using Botox. Difficulty: Camels
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Well, that is one way to get the kids moving during PE. O_o
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It is with a very heavy heart that I have to inform you all that my dear, sweet friend and fellow farker, Forsythe P. Jones (Richard Sousa on Facebook) passed away a few days ago
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(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
Much like your Justin Trudeau fantasies, Canadian weather is "getting hotter, wetter and weirder"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You don't say: Parents outraged when elementary school dance plays "My biatch love cocaine" by Lil Pump
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Procter & Gamble, the company that manufacturers Tide Pods, puts out a statement that it's not their fault teens are farking idiots for eating their product
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Fur and fury at 40,000 feet as more and more people bring emotional support animals onto planes, including this duck
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman takes Casper the cat to the vet, later 'finds it for sale on Facebook for £50' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WPSD Local 6 Paducah)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reset The Clock: Kentucky HS edition
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Trespassing deer takes 'polar plunge,' gets stuck in a bad photoshop re-creation
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Following a calamitous/hilarious interview on British TV, depending on your viewpoint, The Atlantic asks why no one can hear what the other side is saying in debates anymore
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Submerged car pulled from lake. Will be reunited with U-Boat commander from CT who will probably not rely so heavily on GPS in the future
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(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this person missing from the hood
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Budweiser ousted from list of three "favorite" "beers" in the U.S.
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Lloose llama llands lloving llandowner
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
King's Cross station evacuated due to unknown threat. No word if it's coming from Platform 9 3/4 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Inmates give back by sewing baby outfits for premie babies. However the tiny shivs were confiscated during inspection
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We already know she's an idiot. Just let it go
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"There will be a showdown with Satan on Tuesday in the Missouri Supreme Court"
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
A magnitude 8.0 earthquake has hit in the Gulf of Alaska. Tsunami warning has been issued for coastal areas from the British Columbia/Washington border to Attu, Alaska
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Netfux made its debut 20 years ago
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Idaho man began collecting beer cans about 1974. Today, he owns about 11,000. Sorry, ladies, he's taken
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Japanese ski run rating system: Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced, Expert, Lava
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
So you're driving in Leonia, NJ, on public roads, and you're not a Leonia resident.....you better believe that's a finin'
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Mon January 22, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drunk fire chief needs more training in continence, opening car doors, not falling on head
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Police searching for Mann, and with those face tattoos they should find him pretty soon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school student shoots at a friend. The victim, a 15-year-old girl, was airlifted to a hospital with gunshot wounds. No word yet on who shot the hospital
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The strange case of the Florida expat who became an Alabama stay-at-home mom running a subscription-only adult website. (w/SFW pics)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pope embraces fallibility
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cops unhappy that union is offering fewer "Get Out Of Jail Free" cards to friends and family. In other news, those are really a thing and you can "buy" them by "donating" to the police union
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Attack of the pod people
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Brooksville celebrates Confederate victory over Union in largest Civil War reenactment in state, complete with white supremacists, whippings, used slave sales. "This is part of our history"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I know who you did last summer - now give me Bitcoin
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the first state to implement net neutrality is....Montana?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Service dog goes to Disney World and meets Pluto. Later plans to go to the dog park to meet Uranus
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Photoshop this surfer wiping out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What's worse than the flu this year? FLESH-EATING FLU
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dog 'accidentally' shoots his master while out hunting. At least that's what the dog's attorney is claiming
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(TuneIn)
 
Audio
 
I'm a bit under the weather tonight, so at 8PM ET instead of DJing, I'm setting the Indie Media Weekly server to randomly play 2 hours of my music & comedy stuff. Next week will be Rhythm & Blues / Soul night
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Baggage handlers take a break from smashing guitars to steal 300 school computers
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Florida Man, 23, Arrested For Fried Chicken Attack On His Girlfriend
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One of the last Dead Sea Scrolls fragments has been translated. Reports indicate it's the final section of a larger passage, consisting of "And then the murders began"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Who wants the Dodge Demon to be banned because it has too much horsepower? A) Bicyclists, B) Mothers, or C) The editors at Automotive News?
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(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
Aaaaand, he signed it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida mall pipe bombs downgraded to flares
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(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leaner
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Fark can finally get behind the Tide pod challenge. Yes, there is booze involved
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rare "Super Blue Blood Moon" coming on January 31, for the first time in 150 years. Finally, a chance for all the aristocratic lycanthropes to let their hair down
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Elon, you drive, I've been drinking
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senate overwhelmingly votes to reopen the government as Democrats take McConnell at his word that they will fix DACA
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
The FAA has a fix for reducing noise from planes flying over some neighborhoods: have planes fly over other neighborhoods
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Alabamans hold candlelit vigil after Taco Bell burns down: "Waffle House is open, but if you really want to get full, you've got to have 10 dollars. Sometimes you don't have that"
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(Grand Island Independent)
 
 
 
Doughnut-eating champ charged with stealing from Dunkin'
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Article no longer available
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-01-14 to Sat 2018-01-20
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unexpected windfall has me pondering the purchase of a 72lb wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese. I want to hear the pros and cons before making my purchase and you guys look like you know your way around a massive cheese wheel
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Who should you call if you encounter an extraterrestrial? Not sure, but definitely NOT the NYPD
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not News: Worst Koreans burn pic of Best Korea's leader. News: As leader of Best Korean girl band visits. FARK: Best Korea has a girl band. ULTRA-FARK: The name of the girl band. GET A BRAIN...DUUUUDE
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Villagers mistake frozen aeroplane poo for asteroid, take pieces home to keep, regret speaking to local media
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Train uses pickup truck as snowplow
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Man who pretended to be anesthesiologist at California hospital is really a 27-year-old Iraqi national with a Swedish passport who entered the U.S. on a visa that expired last month. Or Stephen Miller's erotic fanfic?
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
How do you keep a Vermont stoner in suspense?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Levitating Lady
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man walks into convenience store with gunshot wound to the head, barely makes the news since it's in Cleveland
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Convicted felon guy has the bad luck of having a person or persons break in his house and leave a gun, lots of money and 10 lbs of weed hidden above the ceiling tiles just minutes before the sheriff showed up with a warrant. Doh
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Bats of Walmart
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Police had a sign there was a drunk driver
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will no doubt be pleased to hear his name is the world's most popular safeword, narrowly winning over "red" and, of course, "FLÜGGÅƎNKƋEČHIŒBØLSȆN"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No real person would be good enough to date one of Obama's daughters. So Malia found a loophole. She is now dating Harry Potter
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