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Sun January 07, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Consensual Presidency? (Update: Tweet has been deleted, but it's at the top of the Fark thread)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's so cold and unforgiving in Chicago even the rats are dying
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Here's a little video of a father and son bonding, with a rope, on a frozen river, to rescue a deer
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Passengers still stuck at JFK Airport were able to bathe for free
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
New insect discovered in NJ
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
There was a cold pipe from Nantucket
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Photoshop these spectacles on display
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(Metro)
 
 
 
No Pants Day 2018 - London tube style
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
American tourist helps to enhance the reputation of Americans abroad by overdosing on Viagra and strolling through airport naked, yelling and throwing feces (NSFW)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
School punishes girl who cut her hair in order to help cancer victims
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ingredients: enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, palm oil, sugar, artificial flavor, color, sugar, yeast, pieces of plastic that fell into the production line, salt, malted barley ... wait, what?
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Developers building US's first man-made, 7.5-acre, crystal clear lagoon in Tampa Bay because state with over 1000 miles of coastline, 100s of lakes, springs, rivers really needs giant swimming pools
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(Some Sleepy Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this comfy bed
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(Silicon Beat)
 
 
 
Ummm, HELL no
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In the 1950s we ate Soup Sandwiches. In the 1960s we ate Peppermint Popcorn Trees. And in the 1970s we ate Fish Stick Tacos
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Winning $570 million Powerball ticket sold in Merrimack, New Hampshire. Officials will monitor the situation to see if the ticket is valid
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
...and now for no particular reason, a man eating a bowl of snow for breakfast
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. But fark those aggressive wild turkeys
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
While the East Coast and Midwest are freezing their tuchuses off, Californians are facing medicine shortages, packed emergency rooms, and a rising death toll ... because of the flu
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police: Fatal house explosion in Montreal suburb may have been a case of champion masterminds trying to extract hash oil with flammable materials
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another poop bandit is running wild in Colorado Springs. For those keeping score at home, that's number two
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now, more fake news. Fake fake fakity fake fake
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Because you're reading this on Fark. Also, sloths
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Planes collide at airport. This is not a repeat from Canada on Saturday
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(Some Gent)
 
 
 
Photoshop this underground busker
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Homebound
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The tragic stories of some of Lotto's biggest winners (an oldie but goodie)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hold my beer and watch this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Dormant? DORMANT? Nobody calls me 'dormant' unless I SAY I'm dormant. GOT IT?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
No, the Me Too movement will not make it hard to flirt or have casual sex
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
NHS employees ordered to have flu shots. Makes perfect sense; why can't we force hospital workers in the US to get these?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
He didn't chicken out AND he won a legal semantic argument
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(Nature)
 
 
 
The best science pictures of 2017
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Disney is facing controversy after a mom took to Facebook to express her outrage and disapproval over a shirt, which she found at a Disney Store. Fark: It was a Cinderella shirt that said: "shoes speak louder than words"
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The one war America can't win is the one on fat
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Sat January 06, 2018
(New Zealand Herald)
 
Weeners
 
World's biggest penis now up for grabs
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
A solar panel-paved road that charges electric cars as they pass over it and can warm itself up to melt snow and ice has been built ... and part of it is gone
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
On the bright side, Russia's quagmire in Syria is bogging down as everyone expected
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Woman escapes cat attack by driving over herself
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GoFundMe for Roy Moore accuser and arson victim raises over $100,000
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this seeker after treasures
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eleven Saudi princes detained for protesting new rule saying they have to pay their own electric bills
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(Fox News)
 
Boobies
 
Christian school officials open to punishing naughty Hooters girls
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man spends seven hours filling up shopping cart with thousands of dollars worth of products, then while wheeling it out the door it gets stuck in snow and tips over. Bonus: He drops his wallet running away. Double bonus: 'Yeah, I'm an idiot' mugshot
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Entitled snowflakes refuse to tear down a treehouse and hope the SCOTUS will review their appeal. Here's the kicker: the article does not involved an HOA or Millennials, but the Florida tag yields to the Dumbass tag
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois introduces some civility to divorce. This is important because it's easy to let emotion get in the way of... YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THE DOG, LINDA
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
When seeking insurance money to renovate your house, you can light a match, or you can Airbnb it to a 23-year-old on New Year's Eve. As long as you sternly specify "No Parties," it will all look totally legit
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
American pot industry's reaction to Sessions' moves on legalized weed has quickly gone from "everybody panic" to "well, you know that's just like, your opinion, man"
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
The process for renewing a dog license begins with a letter and ends with a criminal record
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this submersible keg
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How to explain science to people who aren't scientists. Here comes the science
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Contrary to the claims of a recently published USA Today article, libraries are not about to disappear. If only the authors had a place they could go to get help with their research
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(CollectSpace)
 
 
 
Godspeed, John Young
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man walks dog ... for 6,200 miles
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Want to live in the healthiest city in the United States? Hope you like living surrounded by people who have really large families, and never drink alcohol or coffee, smoke, or use drugs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The fastest way to defog your windshield outside the lemon juice trick
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The bad news is unless you live in Florida you didn't win the $450 million Mega Millions jackpot last night. The good news is that tonight's Powerball is up to $570 million
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Durr hurr, it's cold outside so that means global warming is a myth." Meanwhile in Australia, it's so hot the roads are literally melting
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Today's teenagers are not only listening to music you don't like, wearing clothes you think look stupid, and using slang you don't understand, they're also not boinking, smoking, or using drugs like you used to, either
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've misplaced your miniature horse, Florida authorities would really like a word with you
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Want to make your pancakes the hit of the household? Most websites would make you click a link to learn the one secret trick, but here we'll just tell you: use coconut oil. (But feel free to click the link to find out why)
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
No, living in cold weather does not make you smarter because if you were smarter you wouldn't be living in cold weather
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Ex-prisoners talk about their most brutal cellmate: "I told him J.R.R. Tolkien didn't invent elves. He told me to close the door. I knew he wanted to fight"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
In Baltimore, the schools are closed for lack of heat. Which means that kids don't get to eat. Skipping breakfast, lunch and dinner, children will be getting thinner
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this good boy and hero
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Planes collide on Canada airport tarmac. Airport communications systems overwhelmed by apologies
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It takes a village to rescue a trapped kitten on Caturday
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Take the party elsewhere: Woman arrested after taking drinks from bar, dancing on stage
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump reads a book
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Memphis mega-church pastor admits he molested a minor days before his 'True Love Waits' workshop"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tough guy gets attacked by vicious bob-kitty
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Speed camera van set on fire. Suspects include everybody
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
To the befuddlement of the Copenhagen police the world's most expensive vodka bottle has been found but the vodka is gone
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Bad guy with a knife stopped by good guy with a chair
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Black unemployment rate lowest it's been since 1972
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Masturbating man's meth mess
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Remember the police chief that blew his arm off with fireworks? He's back, and this time he was trying to get a minor to light his bottle rocket, if you know what I mean
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"What are you going to do about it, shoot me?"
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Fri January 05, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from Foulweather Bluff, says she had no idea conditions could go downhill so quickly
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Police say they have 'massive concerns' over the wellbeing of a man who was sent flying by a car - which he then crawled into moments later" (with video)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man marries his wife's daughter. Not his ex-wife's. Bigamy charges may be the least of his problems
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Judge rules playing Mormon music is not enough probable cause for a drug search, sales of the Tabernacle Choir's Greatest Hits skyrocket
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Trucker measures 12' 6" overpass with 12' 9" semi
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
United States announces that it will not be competing in the 'Synchronized Aerial Intimidation' event at the 2018 Olympics
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(AP News)
 
 
 
You know you are having a bad day when: A) You have bottles of prescription medicine, and a growler of alcohol in your car, B) You lead the police on a 118 MPH chase and they catch you, C) There is a dead body in your trunk, or D) All of the above
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cognitive dissonance, drunk driving edition
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman plans to marry Tetris after relationship with calculator breaks down. Apparently, the problems kept multiplying and after a while things just didn't add up
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Sheriff investigates itself and finds no mistreatment was occurring at its jail. Also claims detainees have cell keys and can leave at any time. Seriously
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Manatees take refuge from the cold in Florida. Wake up drunk and naked on a couch at a stranger's house
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Foot. Long. French Fries. TAKE MY MONEY 💵 💵 💵
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Man hijacks train, thinks he's the Juggernaut
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(Boston Globe Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this waterfall
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
In other news, there actually were some restaurants in South Florida without health code violations
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman sues hospital, doctor after experiencing severe case of clamps
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Hedgehog goes on a diet. This is not about Ron Jeremy's New Year resolutions
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
We have our first fatal Walmart fight of the new year
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
If you're going to take off your engagement ring to wash your hands, and then forget that you've taken off your engagement ring to wash your hands, don't do that in a Walmart bathroom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk, smearing feces on the walls and trying to stuff your shirt down the toilet is no way to behave on a airline son
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Customers attack a restaurant worker because they wanted the thermostat turned down. Yes it did happen at a Waffle House down South, why do you ask?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Here's what you need to know if you win the Powerball and Mega Millions and their combined $1 billion prize
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama's strength coach smashes last years Nat'l Champ Runner Up Trophy. No word on what he did with this year's 3rd place in the SEC trophy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter on world leaders' accounts violating terms of service: All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Poachers beware: Robot deer are roaming our woods, hunting for you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
San Francisco will beat Los Angeles... to adult use cannabis sales. Now if they could just figure out baseball and football
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stealth bomber over the Rose Bowl
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Huh, apparently you're not supposed to pepper spray 10-year-olds. How else am I going to keep Junior in line?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
That can't be good for the alignment. Or the bodywork. Or the anything
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nationwide, police shot and killed nearly 1,000 people in 2017. No word on how many were holding toy trains or groceries that look like guns
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
As drone demand soars, New Jersey poised to bar drunken droning. I'd like to try that, just once
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
NASA rover spots strange 'stick-like figures' on Mars. One seen stuffing a bobcat into a shipping box
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(TheStrad)
 
 
 
Alitalia: when you said "be extra careful with this 330-year-old viola da gamba" we thought you meant "run it over with a car"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a hatchet and a head full of shrooms
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from Cheddar gorge, so at last we've found the culprit for John Cleese's rage all those years agWOULD YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI OFF?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Municipal court defendant says Sooner's loss at Rose Bowl affected judge's decision in the most Oklahoma story you'll read today
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(WiscNews)
 
 
 
Protip: if you're in the county lockup and someone shows you a meth pipe and asks if you want to smoke up, pause for a moment and think about how that pipe got into the jail in the second place
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother unhappy that daughter's hat has washing instructions that include "give this to your mum, she'll wash it." This raises the question, who washes a hat?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"Let them fight," the Godzilla method of parenting
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Pipe blockage at Ionia County Jail possibly caused by inmate. How big is that pipe?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently learning what it means to be an Australian includes having giant frogs jumping out of your toilet
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blue bike
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
"According to Global News, the singer of POWERCLOWN, a Canadian IRON MAIDEN tribute band that wears clown makeup, was arrested in Japan last month after more than $5.5 million worth of stimulant drugs were found in his guitar case"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Speed breeding breakthrough may save the world. What? Why are you snickering?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
What happens in the Janet hub at the McCarran International Airport in Vegas stays in Vegas ... unless you're going to Area 51 (possible NSFW content on page)
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Trump, Republicans strengthen America by getting the Director of the National Security Agency to retire. He was useless. He told the truth
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
14 years old + 18 more years = lawsuit 4 Roy Moore
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
While you are freezing your butt off, Sydney and Melbourne are expecting a heat wave of 113 degrees. How's that for global warming?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Family of swatting victim haven't been allowed to view body yet, police also took multiple items from the home including two cellphones, a computer, and their front farking door
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boston is borked
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Thu January 04, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
104-year-old woman says drinking Diet Coke is the secret to her longevity. Trump immediately names her head of the FDA
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Homeless Basement Sleepover just happens to be the name of my band. We'll be playing down at the Oasis next Tuesday evening, where the beer is cold and the cover charge is only $5
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Snow Cream Snow Cream No one should ever scream for snow cream
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Not News: Guy goes out in blizzard for coffee. Fark: He's wearing a dead fox head and pelt, and smoking a cig on live TV
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(BBC-US)
 
Video
 
The day Santa shot up your car was the most important day of your life. But for onlookers it was just Christmas
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
This is a much lucky American twenty dollar bill. Fark: Someone still had to run the anti-counterfeiting pen on it
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
New Hueytown police chief takes oath of office, Deweytown and Louietown are next on the docket
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wandering Dago food truck in trouble for being offensive. I guess this means problems for my Drunken Paddy pub and my Stinky Frog bath house. Stereotypes are fun
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
A Montana brewery is celebrating a conservation milestone with their "Million Acre Amber." Rumor is they will offer a new brew in 2020 called "I Wish Government had Maibock"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Time-lapse video shows butter sculpture made from smearing butter on wire frames instead of being carved out of a block of butter like Michelangelo's David. Subby devastated
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Let hungry goats recycle your Christmas tree
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(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this modern mason
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
DA drops case against hottie arrested for mauling her husband's private parts
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Freezing squirrel shelters in mop to escape NYC snowstorm. Except the mop is on a balcony. Outside. Because that's a good place for a mop
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turkey's state religious affairs body says girls should be able to get married as young as age nine. In other news, Roy Moore spotted buying tickets to Istanbul
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Finally, the long debate about mayonnaise is nearing an end. Miracle Whip still contentious
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
It's so cold in Florida that it's raining iguanas, again
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Cheeky Linux developers suggested interesting names for their Intel CPU bug workarounds.: "User Address Space Separation" and "Forcefully Unmap Complete Kernel With Interrupt Trampolines"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: Cease and desist from publishing that book. Book Publisher: Did you say release and list? Okay, we'll publish it 4 days early
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
"8 Old-Fashioned Valentine's Day Traditions We Wish Would Come Back." Not listed: Waiting until February to run articles about Valentine's Day
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
What NPR news quiz show that plugs Fark regularly just celebrated 20 years on the air? Congrats folks
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Super blue blood moon eclipse will be seen on Jan 31st. High advisory warning for witches, werewolves, warlocks, Tar Heels
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Police raided the storehouse of woman who bragged she was the "Queen of Pot" in California mere days before THC legalization took effect
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(Metro)
 
 
 
There's getting drunk and stupid on New Year's Eve ...and then there's getting drunk and taking a £1,640 cab ride through three countries stupid
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this slick spot
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I don't know if road salt can disrupt our circadian rhythms but that still sounds better than skidding across three lanes of traffic on an icy road
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, scientists are learning to beat aggressive forms of breast cancer in mice. Subby never even thought mice had breasts
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Remember when Dylan Harris allegedly made a Doom level that looked like his school? The U.S. Army brings you the next-best thing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After racist tirade, Florida man threatens neighbors with chainsaw and guns, has 20-minute standoff with police, and is somehow not shot repeatedly
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(New Maine News)
 
 
 
Hyperextreme nipple glaciation is apparently something to worry about in Maine
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike Pence has witnessed the firepower of this fully GAY Jones
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Midvale man accused of threatening to kill President Trump, Utah police officers gifted with 11 count indictment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Who could succeed David Attenborough when he retires?" You just read that in his voice
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Sure, you probably choked your chicken on New Year's Eve ... but 20 of them? New Year's Stupidity Trifecta in play
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'Slurpee waves' wash ashore on Nantucket. No word on what flavor they are
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
So, remember those Internet Experts™ who said "you're doing it wrong" when you warm up your car during the winter months? Yeah, about that
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's a chance this white powder might be cocaine. Let's snort it
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
She needs her coffee, she wants her coffee, and she really doesn't care if she's live on the news at the time
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Hot new trend in Bangkok: penis whitening. Using a "very small laser"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The latest retro fashion trend to make a return: the scrunchie. Don't be fooled by hipsters proudly donning their $200 "Hair Clouds"- it's a scrunchie
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Food safety experts recommend avoiding romaine lettuce. Subby also recommends we should probably stop eating all salads and exercising as well, you know, just to be sure
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If you had 'three days' after California legalizes recreational marijuana before Jeff Sessions decides to put a stop to it, take a toke, then come forward to claim your bag of Doritos
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
This is what it looks like in Times Square right now: "wind-soaking rain"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cosplayers
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Thieves steal gems from Doge's Palace exhibition in Venice. Such surprise. Much value
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
You know it's a bad flu season when the hospital sets up a triage tent outside
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian military can only survive 19 days into an invasion, which is more than enough time for them to mop up what the Australian wildlife and environment didn't take care of
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cripes, you'd think they'd never seen snow before
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Lawmakers concerned about President Donald Trump's mental state summoned Yale University psychiatry professor Dr. Bandy X. Lee to Capitol Hill last month for two days of briefings about his recent behavior"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The forgotten Swiss diplomat who rescued thousands from Holocaust
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No cellphone use by White House staff starting next week because they might be wire tapped. They can talk to their sick kids or wives who are in labor when they get home
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hey Rocky, watch me pull .. never mind.. shovels? This time for sure
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance, she'd kill you, and everyone you cared about
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Looks like them Duke boys are at it again
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
By all means, ban bear spray near the border wall. And ice picks
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(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Maybe we should rethink this whole North Korea is a threat to the U.S stuff
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man under arrest for driving under the influence because cop said green tongue was sign that he had been using marijuana
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kids? Dog?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 661: "Mr. M". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 03, 2018
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Looks like Putin didn't get his military aircraft out of Syria quite quickly enough
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk, and biting a security guard's leg is no way to go through life, son
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to get work done during a snow day, gifted month of TotalFark
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fire department says smoke alarms are paramount during this cold weather. Adds that carbon monoxide alarms are touchstone and burglar alarms are sony picture studios
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge - Help out the Flat Earth Society by photoshopping proof that the earth really is flat
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
We can now program our AI to have acid trips. Technology has come a long way
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Finally caving in to a FOIA request, the Air Force has quietly released a glowing airmen-produced film about the A-10 that It had been trying to suppress
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Well at least he wasn't standing on the wing at 20,000 feet, looking in through the window, during a thunderstorm
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The world's most expensive vodak was stolen. Estimated at $1.3 million, mostly due to the bottle
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Paulie issues a hit on Weinstein. "Oh, yeah. That son-of-a-b*tch better hope that he goes (to jail), because if he doesn't, he'll have to meet me, and I will kill that motherf-----," Sorvino said in the TMZ interview. "It's real simple"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Forever 21 cash registers were pwned forover 21 weeks
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(Radio World)
 
 
 
In the days before millennials killed radio, stations could afford to own their own traffic helicopters. Reporters patrolled the skies during rush hour to notify listeners of backups, then pitched hamburgers, breath mints, sitcoms, and boner pills
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this robot celebrating with a drink
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(Journal News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bill & Hillary Clinton's house ablaze, probably not with marital passion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hindu monk tows van around with his penis. Not as efficient as AAA, but much more entertaining
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit now 12.5% less stabby than before
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A 'security expert' warns that hacked sexbots could murder people. Declines to say if he recently watched Ghost in the Shell or WestWorld (possibly Not Safe For Work image of a sex toy)
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Going through life covered in shiat and throwing fireballs from your hands is no way to go through life son
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Wow, it's cold. "HOW. COLD. IS IT?" It's so cold, Canadian towns are cracking open
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
In solidarity with the majority of American voters, turns out Trump didn't want to be elected president
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
A Tesla Model 3 was driven from LA to New York in just over 50 hours by two dudes with huge bladders
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Carrie Underwood after receiving 40 stitches in her face looks like...Carrie Underwood
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(Northumberland News)
 
 
 
There are people who don't quite sweep snow off the top of their vehicle, then there's this guy with 6 feet of snow piled on the top of his transport, hitting power lines as he drives along
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Woman wants cab driver fired after he left her son on a rural road in -37 C weather, which is the temperature at which most Canadians will start to consider putting on a hat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
OK so everyone here participating in Dry January or "Drynuary" or the "Dryathlon" raise your hands... *looks around*.... Hellooooo, anyone? Bueller....Bueller, Bueller. Anyone? Anyone? (*crickets*)
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
That's right, Florida. 0.1" of snow Shut her down, boys
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Joshua Boyle, the Canadian man held hostage by the Taliban for five years, appears to have picked up some bad habits from his captors, now faces 15 domestic violence-related criminal charges
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
"I lived on nothing but beer for a week, and survived." Not exactly "Weasels ripped my flesh"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Peruvian bus hurtles over 'devil's' cliff, kills at least 485. What kind of bus was tha - oh... Typo, or click-bait? (Update: they fixed it. Screenshot in Boobies)
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Fixer Upper star knocker uppered
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Project to turn water tower into giant hamburger: "I think it's kind of silly actually"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this submerged sparkler
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
It's too cold out - remember that dogs get cold too. Here's a happy ice rescue for your Woofday Wednesday
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you live on the east coast, get ready for the Bomb Cyclone coming Thursday. Also, the gas, milk and bread cyclone to happen Wednesday
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Eating ketchup may cause Crohn's disease, especially if you swallow the little foil packet whole
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Todd-truckin' Track Palin granted house arrest as long as he avoids his entire family
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Twitter cracks down on Nazi bots. *whisperwhisper* Sorry, correction: Twitter cracks down on the bot that exposed racist Nazi bots
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
2017 was the first year that nobody died from commercial air travel since its invention
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Professor, how many posts will it take before someone tries to deflect from the topic of this article?
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
A look at what happens when a former high rolling antifa insider turns police informant
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Have you spent the last 20 years playing video games in your mom's basement and are looking for a change? The Air Force has some good news for you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A party, less than an ounce of weed which nobody admits owning. That'll be 63 arrests for weed possession
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Dayton.com)
 
 
 
What could draw Drew across the Ohio border during subzero temps? Hint: it starts with "cheap" and ends with "liquor"
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Connecticut State Lottery holds a do-over after proving to be as bad at math as its customers
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Security guards shoot two people dead at The Club. See, that's why I just stick with Lojack
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Running a stop sign with 2x the legal limit of alcohol in your blood is no way to celebrate New Years, Your Honor
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(Canadify)
 
 
 
When it's cold outside the best way to warm up your Porsche in the morning A) park indoors B) block heater C) Fire
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(Vanity Fair)
 
Weeners
 
If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my venture capital into mashed potatoes (NSFW)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Marina Del Lex", "Luthorville", "Otisburg"....OTISBURG????
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Breaking news from 2004: Boston to break another 1918 curse. But not in a good way
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Welcome to the future
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Inmate claims drugs hidden in his rectum were not his, judicial panel says GTFO
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Storm Eleanor now a 'risk to life' after sending lighthouses in northern Ireland into orbit, which will surely crash back to Earth as they approach England
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Best 2017 cancer news? CAR-T cell therapy
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Study reveals teen girls feel immense pressure to text nude photos. "I sent my boyfriend a naked pic after he insisted and was going to break up with me. Now he is threatening to send it to everyone if I don't have sex with him, I'm only 15"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Gas prices rise fifteen cents because of . . . *spins the Wheel of Excuses* . . . cold weather
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Free hot dog on the bumper of a pickup truck keeps a man in Texas from receiving a traffic ticket, brings back memories of Cheech & Chong's 'Up In Smoke'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stress balls are great for relieving stress. But not by throwing them at your colleagues in anger, Chief Constable
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sweet scene
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Hey, free chickens
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
South Korean courts confirm old law that massage parlors: a) should not perform sexual acts, b) are ok to perform sexual acts, or c) should only be owned and operated by the blind
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Free cats trigger volunteer hoarder rescue
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian introduces a new cannabis column for grownups - if you happen to know any
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Where's Waldo, ISIS edition (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for eating at the Baby Acapulco
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
This is how much alcohol you should have in a week, not a drop over or under. Disclaimer: Article is from an Irish publication
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Contact with missing Angolan satellite restored. In other news, Angola has a satellite and a space program
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Egg sandwich-eating driver crashes into home after hungry dog leaps from back seat
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The 20 fastest speeding tickets in Texas in 2017
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
If your butt can stop traffic, you just might be an escaped circus monkey
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Being a female newspaper reporter in the 1970s? That's a spanking
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop the next step in this progression
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Hatch decision prevents next Byrd
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Popular YouTuber apologizes for posting detailed video of corpse he discovered in Japan's "suicide forest"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Just like the first baby of the new year, we have the first celebratory bullet fired into the air and landing in someone's home
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
First snowstorm of 2018 could bring NYC metro barely any white stuff -- or a lot of it. At least we're prepared
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Delicious venison, you can either spend lots of money for it in expensive resturants or get it for free at the local food pantry. Here's why
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia has released footage of their latest weapons and we are doomed
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Hi. This afternoon a Red Belly slithered up into your front left tyre. Please be careful". Australian venomous snake trifecta in play
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Grandma speaks to Google Home. Google Home answers. Grandma freaks the fark out
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX will try to launch the mysterious Zuma satellite. Well, it is a crappy adult beverage and this might take care of it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The homicide rate for the entire city of Chicago dropped by an entire "Rich white guy in Vegas" last year
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Not news: Black person stopped by cops without cause. Fark: It was singer Erykah Badu and they're really big fans, so they pulled her over after running her tags
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man accidentally enters wrong house and falls asleep on couch. Homeowner finds him but lets him sleep, offers breakfast and sends him on his way
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In Iceland, it's now illegal to pay men more than women
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Reset the clock. Not that clock, the original one from Pacific Rim
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
California twins born in different years
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Hipsters find peace and tranquility in "Tiny Houses" in the woods. Or, as the rest of us call them, cabins
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Deadly snakes are now setting traps for humans by placing eggs in sandboxes, thus proving once again that everything in Australia wants to kill you
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
"Children are not wish fulfillment devices." Man, all those blood sacrifices for nothing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Think it's really cold outside? Just wait until Thursday
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman in her happy place
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(Arkansas Matters)
 
 
 
Islamic congregation pays fine of Arkansas man who vandalised their mosque, saving him from jail. Jesus wept
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, a lot of people didn't want to get a prescription for pot, but if you can just walk in and buy some...
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Frustrated that after 44 years your freeway or interstate still has a 55mph speed limit? Thanks, Mr. Nixon
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mooch is coming back, folks, according to an anonymous source known only as "Mooch"
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Teenager dies playing Russian Roulette. Witnesses waited until he lost the game to call 911
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
"'Correlation is not the same as causation' has become an incantation parroted by Fox-Watchers, as part of the Murdochian campaign to undermine science and claim that nothing can ever be proved." Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
An analysis of over 40,000 weapons confiscated from ISIS fighters indicates that the weapons are coming from inside the Kremlin
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Pakistan's defense minister uses gesture to demonstrate how he'd like to deal with Trump after latest tweet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Land Rover bursts into flames, vaporizing 7 story car park and 1,400 vehicles. Post apocalyptic pictures to the left, the source really being a Samsung Galaxy and other theories to right
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller's indictments of Obama and Clinton expected within days
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A car skidding on a wet road barely misses a man walking down a sidewalk, the man casually steps out of the way and keeps on going but it does appear his pants are a few pounds heavier
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
And now the Iranian protesters are attacking police stations
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Veterans Hospital in Oregon turns away patients in order to score higher hospital rankings. Hospital Director also received a bonus for improved rankings
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Help Wanted: Social media manager for Newsweek magazine
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Can we finally quit pretending that marijuana was for "medical" reasons?
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(Some pissed off guy)
 
 
 
Secretary of the Interior steals money from wildfire fighting funds for a helicopter ride and no one says boo. Repeat that. The country is literally on fire. The person in charge stole the money to fight that fire. He's not in jail. Why?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teen kills his family with a semi-automatic on New Year's Eve. NRA names him teen of the year
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dapper gent
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank starts its "4th season" tonight (8PM ET) by turning the clocks back 50 years, bringing you 2 years of songs from 1968
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Not news: People in the southwest experience snow and have a 50 car pile up. FARK: People in the southwest of Michigan
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Twelve injured in ostrich farm mishap near Eloy during monster truck tour. "Obvious", "Arizona" tags don't seem right here
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Porn star becomes professor, with pics. Now that you've clicked the link, it's probably not worth even mentioning a relevant detail
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Chef brags about spiking a group of entitled vegans' meals with meat
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Double world chess champion refuses to be pawn in the game of life
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
How could you not photoshop such majesty?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's tea time
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(NPR)
 
 
 
When does someone become "elderly"?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Chocolate could be extinct in about 30 years
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Man begins re-writing the dictionary ... by giving each word a limerick definition. "There once was a girl from Nantucket"
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(The Philippine Star)
 
 
 
The Philippines prints banknotes with no face value
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Ba da ba ba ba... I'm snortin' it
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Rachel from credit card services wants you to know that robocalls were worse than ever in 2017
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(Muscatine Journal)
 
 
 
Iowa town bans Santa for 6 months
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Voting ends 1pm Eastern Time today Last chance to get your votes in Headline of the Year Final Round - Main - Story Headlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Voting ends 1pm Eastern Time today Last chance to get your votes in Headline of the Year Final Round - Main - Politics headlines posted to Main
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Voting ends 1pm Eastern Time today Last chance to get your votes in Headline of the Year Final Round - Main - Context headlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Voting ends 1pm Eastern Time today Last chance to get your votes in Headline of the Year Final Round - Main - Puns and Wordplay
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
CNN showed drug usage live on television during their New Year's Eve coverage
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Alright, all you dumbasses who got too drunk for New Year's ...here's how you fess up for drinking too much booze
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Knight
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
And another thing you've been doing wrong for the past 30 years: warming up your car on cold winter days
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The war on drugs has failed." D.A.R.E. you to tell that to the cops
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ribbit for her pleasure
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pope laments 2017 with wars, injustice, rich guys stealing all the money, etcetera
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Flight to Atlanta returns to Detroit after a bird was found in the cockpit. Give the bird a break, the flight was headed South and this is Detroit we're talking about
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(660 News Calgary)
 
 
 
How cold is it? Even Canadian penguins are being kept indoors
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Old and busted: building offshore tax havens. New (Zealand) hotness: building offshore drinking havens
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hawaiian Airlines flight takes off in 2018, gets sucked into a vortex and will land in 2017
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un taunts the Dynamite Monkey
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