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Sun December 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you already purchased a Christmas tree this year? Here's why you probably paid more money for a smaller, uglier bush than you paid in past years
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
From the mailbag: "Pretty sure Mary didn't have her bra showing at the birth of Jesus. Poor taste, Monsignor"
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(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
That time when the US Postal Service teamed up with the Navy to deliver 3,000 letters via a Regulus guided missile launched from a sub. Bonus: Trolling the USSR by sending them one of the commemorative letters
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
A family so lacking in morals that they've been compared to the Gallaghers from 'Shameless' are spending Xmas in jail due to their crimes. Fark: their neighbours are having a street party to celebrate. UF: Read the comments section
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man was covered in blood and was armed with a fire poker to defend against 'they' who were trying to 'get him'
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(Fine Art America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vintage cycle
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC may want to rethink that monorail salesman's pitch
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese cabby does what any quick-thinking hero would do to save a suicidal man, he gets him drunk
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: This Year's Hit Christmas Album
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Six containers of fentanyl, *five golden rings* , four knives, 3 guns, two sets of handcuffs, a facemask and a wooden club. It's Christmas in Baltimore
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The article that delivers on the "Why hipsters want Mexican Coke" question brings up interesting points concerning trade wars, dead turtles, French magazines
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Home-schooled kids not getting enough interaction to function in society. The new hotness: Home-schooled kids not getting enough nutrition to function at all
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
City butts head with couple who say they must be allowed to have their emotional support goats
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(Time)
 
 
 
Heartless thieves steal a Cincinnati child's wheelchair, but fortunately people are donating like gangbusters to replace it. Seriously, Ohio, what the hell is wrong with you? Tag is for the Samaritans
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you think the wildfires in southern California are bad now, just wait until next year. And the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and traditional: A joyous holly Christmas wreath to bring in the season. New for this year: A Cannabis Christmas wreath you can smoke or eat later to chill out
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(BUFF power)
 
 
 
Photoshop these B-52s
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Getting stuck
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A disabled woman is suing the police after she was accidentally locked in a station when officers forgot she was there. A police station with no police? Sounds a bit fishy to me
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
The front of the U.S. embassy in Beirut is not where you want to be right now
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Conservation photographer wants to raise awareness about how microfibers pollute the world's water so he creates a series of the most terrifying pictures ever of innocent little children playing in laundry rooms
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
There be whales, Captain
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Father of a 6-year-old Sandy Hook victim is bringing a unique lawsuit against the makers of the deadly AR-15 assault rifle
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Fisherman jumps into ocean, frees huge sea turtle caught in fishing lines. Even Florida has heroes
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge blocks destruction of endangered pine rockland forest outside of Everglades National Park because do we really need another farkin' Walmart?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A dad pens a brilliant letter to his daughter's school asking why they were still living in 1968 after she was sent for a makeover with the other girls while the boys got a field trip to a hardware store
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A very long twitter thread on True Pundit, and how it was the nexus of the right wing misinformation campaign against Hillary Clinton. And why Comey reopened the investigation on the eve of the election
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(CNN)
 
 
 
3.9624th dismembered meter washes up on British Columbia shore
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Synagogue attacked with Swiss petrol bombs. Wait, how do you add a bunch of small utility blades and tweezers to a petrol bomb....? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat December 09, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Millennial" is new "N-word." Millennial, please
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
How did white people rise to global dominance in the 1700s? Po-tay-toes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Harness your inner rattle can and add your own graffiti to this wonderfully blank wall
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
New Jersey attempt at world's largest snowball fight cancelled. Wait, because of what? You gotta be farkin' kiddin' me
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dog escapes its crate at Boston's Logan airport, leading authorities on an hours-long chase before finally giving in to its craving for bacon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
LA Fark Party - Downtown - Karl Strauss Brewing Company
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
I'm no expert but I'm fairly sure this isn't the best way to kill bed bugs
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Looks like UAE hired BÖC to build new housing
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
After press publicity, small town speed trap put out of business
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this young lady is selfie-ing
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida eye doctor accused of stealing $136,000,000 from Medicare but claims it was only $64,000. Apparently he and the prosecutors just can't see eye to eye
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When you're unemployed and walk out of court with a $50 fine and no points, how do you respond? "You there fatboy? On a donut break?" and 50 other messages to the arresting cop is one option
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
California avocado crop destroyed, millennials forced to buy extra lattes to stay broke
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Right Wingers freak out as the Deep South is invaded by precious Snow Flakes
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
NASA failed to notice a Chrysler-sized asteroid that could've flattened NYC. The distance between the asteroid and the planet was just a third of the distance between the moon and Earth
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Bah Humbug
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Can we break out the tiny violin orchestra for this poor ex-billionaire who's being "forced" to live on just $6,700. A week
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Are they "free doughnuts"?
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(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
It's a streetlight
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
More than a decade ago, Portugal decriminalized all drugs. Let's check in and see how things are going there now... oh, wow... that's interesting
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Don't worry too much about fires, California, as the failure of neglected dams will put them out
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
This is Las Vegas in a nutshell (with mugshot goodness)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Enjoy Champagne? Drink up .... but just don't use a plastic cup
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mission Accomplished
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Save the bees. Drink mead
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this green on blue still life
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Five tiny kittens are rescued after a local shelter asks their Facebook friends to go out and listen for kitten calls and meows all over town. Nothing like a happy ending to start Caturday
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Navy found who was responsible for cutting up and leaving racial slurs on a sailor's bunk. Hint: It wasn't a construction worker or cop
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(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
You know what they say. Once you go ethereal, you'll never catch a venereal
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
No matter how much your fiance wants to spend on her wedding gown, just be glad it's not made out of Styrofoam, bottle caps, or tampons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mueller has next-to-nothing on Manafort. Just 400k documents, 36 electronic devices, results of 15 search warrants. Next to nothingburger
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego to pay $85,000 to ex-Mayor's wife for sidewalk fall that ruptured her breast implant. Money to come from city's community chest
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conservatives: Hey, that whole "sexual harassment" watchamacallit worked pretty darn good getting rid of Franken, huh? Think it might help us do something about that 9th Circuit Court of Appeals?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trumpism has been classified as a disease and has now spread north across the Canadian border
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Fri December 08, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Texas prisons ban 10,000 books from their library. Which is almost as many as the number banned by the Texas State School Board
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese flight attendant follows the old saying "eat all your food because people in China are starving" rule, gets suspended for eating all the passenger leftovers on flight
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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
There's just no pacifying that dog
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Starbucks' newest holiday gimmick drink looks like '70s bathrooms and Oscar the Grouch; tastes like thin mints and broken promises
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen who claimed she had undergone 50 surgeries to look like Angelina Jolie admits she faked the whole thing to "amuse" herself
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guy was laughing at an old photo of his fiancee at the beach when he realized he was in the background
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(Kingston Whig)
 
 
 
Man charged after assaulting another man with a lead pipe. Police are still on the hunt for the correct room
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I didn't know a landfill could be burglarized. And just in case you know anything, there is a $10K reward
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this police officers dream
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pastor who created the Creation Festival apparently tried to procreate with minors. Bonus: He looks just like Santa Claus
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Gas station installs blue lights in bathrooms to deter intravenous drug use, making it even more difficult for men to aim for the toilet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's a snowy day in Hell today. Well, not exactly in Hell, but in Hell's suburbs anyway
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As they suffer from Caroline, Britons prepare to be battered by Ana next week, for total of TEN SUB-ZERO DAYS and eight inches of snow. "Dramatic pictures from across the country have already revealed a number of stricken vehicles"
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Charlie Brown killed the aluminum Christmas tree. AUUUUGHHH
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In the most Japanese story ever: 3 people were killed with a katana, one of whom used it to commit suicide, at a Shinto shrine in Tokyo. Authorities speculate the attack arose from a family dispute about who was to be head priest at the shrine
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I think we need a "shiat's on fire, yo" app
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, It's a Lion. Get In The Car. Wait, is it hugging that guy?
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Thief steals frozen dogs awaiting cremation in Bradenton, FL
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these prickly eyelash eggs
 
(Overlawyered)
 
 
 
US deregulates telegraph service, 11 years after the last telegram was sent. Say goodbye to free repetition of doubtful words
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department has a secret list of officer misconduct to know which officers to potentially keep off the stand. The L.A. Times has a copy of this list. Joe Friday's name suspiciously not on the list
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If it's Christmas time, it must be hipster nativity scene time. "Why does Mary have a coffee in her hand?"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you happen to find the perpetrator of one of the largest Ponzi schemes in U.S. history, the Federal Bureau of Prisons and U.S. Marshals Service would appreciate a note about where he might be. And yes, they already know where the White House is
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'I've always got a chandelier in bed with me when possible,' says woman engaged to 90-year-old chandelier, in open relationship with others
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In headlines that will only be understood in the UK: Pantomime deemed "too smutty" for children forced to tone down script after complaints. OH NO IT ISN'T
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(I don't think he's happy)
 
 
 
Caption this costumed kitty
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Imagining the jellyfish apocalypse that Cthulhu and his tentacle army will bring upon us
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
How is this not murder? (Warning: graphic video; not autoplay)
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Meet deputies at the door with a loaded shotgun when they come to arrest you for a road rage incident and you can bet they'll also find the marijuana grow operation in the rest of your house
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
New ad campaign encourages New Yorkers to 'sit out SantaCon', says drunken bar crawls should be left for St. Patrick
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Japan to buy long-range missiles for first time, for some reason
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pot for sale
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Mystery winter clothing found hanging in park with notes saying they are to help people in need
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Every once in a while we get a story supporting the logic of the second amendment such as a defensive homeowner or a protective mom, or as in this case, firing shots at a woman who didn't give you her phone number
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Brian Singer, come on down - you're the next contestant on "Who's accused of sexual assault now?"
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(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort's article he worked on with a Russian intelligence agent while on house arrest? It's published in Ukraine now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
♫ Rudolph the recused justice, with a conflict had to go. If you asked for a statement, the court would simply just say "no" ♫
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This is the most American headline EVAR
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis calls for Lord's Prayer to be altered as current wording suggests God is capable of leading people "into temptation." Wait, you mean he can't?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mayor arrested for using a dead person's handicapped parking placard
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The probe of Trent Franks was apparently much less Al Franken and much more Margaret Atwood. The creepy tag is currently flat on its back, holding the hands of Trent Franks' wife
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't worry, Slate is here to ruin your enjoyment of that viral video of the man saving the rabbit from a California wildfire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Manafort's lawyers argue he has a right to violate the gag order he agreed to in order to avoid pretrial detention. When asked why he agreed to the gag order if he felt it was unconstitutional, they whirled, whirled, WHIRLED towards freedom
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
RV sits at the gas pump for two days before someone tries to get the guy to move, which he wasn't going to do, not ever again
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Proposed hookers for the troops angers military wives. Who cares if they're suicidal?
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A body bag was filmed falling out of the boot of a hearse at a busy junction in New Zealand. Authorities stated that some heads are gonna roll
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
California medical examiners resign in protest over sheriff's pressuring them to change causes of death in cases involving police officers
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
After the USS Arizona was sunk at Pearl Harbor on Dec 7, an unlikely hero emerged - Elvis Presley
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
The parallels between Canada legalizing alcohol and Canada legalizing marijuana are obvious: Illegal shipments from B.C. to Alberta, illegal shipments from Canada to the U.S., and Ontario regulations sucking. Fewer people will get hanged, though
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Introducing Lord Buckethead's idiot cousin, Squire Microwave-Cementhead
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(The Local)
 
 
 
While Americans sit around a dead tree and prop their kids on the lap of some fat man wearing a red coat and smelling of booze, Europe opens the gates of the underworld to have some hardcore fun with black angels, demons and orcs. Merry Krampus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Emperor Hirohito's wartime diary bought by Holocaust denier
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amazing and terrifying pics of the southern CA wildfires
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Homeowner chases burglar, sprays him with bear mace "I was not dressed. I was in my underwear, I had no shoes on, and my feet ended up getting bloodied just from chasing him down the street"
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Woman keeps taking selfies with phone she stole, not realizing it backs up to victim's Google Drive account. Still no cure for Duck Face
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If your eclipse eye burn hasn't healed by now, the damage is probably permanent
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tomb riggers find reaching climax is hard
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Quaint German village up for sale for as little as 150,000 pounds. Seems like a good deal since you also get decent health care (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When woman's request for threesome is rejected she takes matters into her own teeth
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(AOL)
 
 
 
TSA agent finds loaded handgun in Colorado state representative's bag, stunning observers everywhere with the fact that they actually accomplished something
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia is changing the face of fashion. Beyond the obvious track suits and borscht stains, that is
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this paddle board posse
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(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
If you are hiding drugs in your bunghole, remember to use turn signals
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
'Roach bomb' sparks explosion at NYC high-rise, injuring 4 people. Dead bug spotted at the scene
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And the latest celeb/politician fired for sexual misconduct is...Morning Joe regular Harold Ford Jr
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes the crap your family posts on Facebook is just too good not to repost. This list contains many deep thoughts and messages for us all. 9 is for Trump.11 is for Farkers. And I think 4 should be renamed "Joe Biden Hall" immediately. (Not safe for work pic in margin)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gay waiter fired for letting the internet know that bigoted assholes frequent his former employer
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(WAPT Jackson)
 
 
 
Ultra Violet is named Color of the Year, shocking everyone who had their money on Cheeto Orange
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Umm. Guys
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(U.S. Navy)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy combines photos taken in 1941 of the Attack on Pearl Harbor with photos taken in 2013. Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you want to be a mall Santa you have to go to Santa college where you're taught how to always stay in character, how to bleach a beard, and how to find the secret bathrooms inside the malls
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Judge orders 'Sopranos' strip club Bada Bing to surrender liquor licenses
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
What $5000?
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(NewBostonPost)
 
 
 
Law Professor to Students : If you ever begin a statement with the words "I feel", before continuing you must cluck like a chicken
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sanitation worker finds out he's 13% Middle-Eastern. His colleagues respond with the tolerance and understanding you would expect from garbage men
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Marcus Aurelius made an excellent point why you should put internet trolls onto your ignore list. That's especially impressive if you consider that Fark wasn't even around 2000 years ago
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(Some Shepherd)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pastoral scene
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(Catster)
 
 
 
Deep down inside, all cats are tabbies. Here's the science behind their coats
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Fark to be down today as admins rush to Philadelphia
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Salvation Army finds $10,000 in kettle. War planners announce new offensive against the Red Cross
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man rescues wild bunny from California fire
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Somewhere, a package thief has just realized they've fallen for the classic 'never steal a box full of used diapers' blunder
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Officer searching for drugs during a traffic stop accidentally injects himself with heroin, must perform 50 more traffic stops that day to make sure it never happens again
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fed Judge at Michael Slager's sentencing hearing on his guilty plea for violating Walter Scott's civil rights by, you know, fatally shooting him in the back, finds that Slager committed both Murder and Obstruction of Justice. Slager sentenced to 20 years
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
USS Dallas, star of The Hunt for Red October, has tracked its last Crazy Ivan
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Apparently not even hiding what side they're on anymore, Pakistan issues order to shoot down US drones targeting terrorists
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
76 years ago today America was thrust into World War 2 after a brazen attack by the Luftwaffe on our 50th State
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAPD is suggesting that drivers ignore GPS "Darwin" apps which guide them into roads that are "open routes" with little traffic because they are on fire. Obvious, Scary, Fail, Stupid, Murica, and Facepalm expected to fight over this headline
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(KOB4)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reset the clock. Wait... what do you mean you just unplugged it?
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
Four words: Star. Wars. Sex. Toys
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Not-so-smart Slidell burglar tries to disguise himself with a towel after realizing there was a camera in the home
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Two black British Airways passengers downgraded and then removed from the plane after a white woman complained about her broken seat. They were also forced to pay the customary "downgraded and booted off the plane" service charge
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Writer creates fake restaurant on TripAdvisor. Then things get weird
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Obese, thieving squirrel raids family's Ghirardelli stash, also steals Blistex. The video evidence is quite compelling
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steamy scene
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
MormonLeaks claims LDS Church members baptized President Trump's dead parents and grandparents
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There must be some kind of way outta here from the former Jehovah's Witnesses building
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Civil Emergency' message accidentally sent to TV's across Alabama during testing. No word if it said to lock up your daughters
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(BBC)
 
Boobies
 
The Reindeer Boob is coming to town. Not safe for work
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bud McFarlane, Reagan's National Security Advisor who sold arms to the contras and pleaded guilty -- was in the middle of the Mayflower Hotel meeting Mueller's investigating. And so was Mike Flynn, so it was like a double criminal NSA bonanza
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Santa Barbara Sheriff's department *just happened* to find a complaint filed in 1993 by Corey Feldman to report sexual assault. Problem is, back then the department didn't take him seriously
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man proves pen is mightier than sword, dies in vat of ink
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Savage Arms ML10-II muzzle-loading rifle, according to dozens of reports, has a special exploding barrel feature that removes unwanted fingers from hunters. Oh, and the Consumer Product Safety Commission has no authority to recall it
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Cats hate Jesus
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 657: "The Light at the End...". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 06, 2017
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Boy battling cancer receives red carpet treatment at John Deere factory, now must be taken to an authorized dealer to have his chemo IVs changed
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Cops: Don't stop, please shoot
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Don't make bets with Twitter because Twitter always wins. Isn't that right, woman who has to wear Christmas tree costume to classes the rest of the semester?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's your sign
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Within 5 years, we could be driving cars fueled by beer. In other news, Drew spotted buying up gas stations all over the country
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Whiskey: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Seattle Hipster
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Witnesses pulled a man out of a pickup truck and detained him. Mugshot shows "detained" used here as a euphemism
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
As the California wildfires consumed houses, five friends grabbed garden hoses and went to work
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Trotter was asked if he believed he could just take money from the bank and law enforcement would let him get away - and he said "maybe til after Christmas or something"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'll take Computer Crimes for $2000, Alex
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Los Angeles to become largest city with legal recreational marijuana. That is if any pot businesses can navigate the LA city bureacracy in the next 25 days
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nun walks in on priest sexually abusing 8-year-old girl, so she A) calls the police to report him, B) notifies church officials, or C) calls the girl a whore and breaks her arm
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Sure, she made ricin in her senior apartment and tested it out on her fellow residents. But the other crime is the courtroom sketch
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
A woman who thought she was terminally attempts suicide and fails. She finds out while recovering in the hospital that she wasn't terminally ill. Sometimes fate can be kind
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach walker
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
No, the officer doesn't have the right to transfer naked videos of your girlfriend to his phone, even if you're being arrested for embezzlement
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Emergency UN Security Council meeting called to discuss all the ways that Trump is a blithering idiot
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Don't point lasers at police helicopters, unless you want the helicopter to land and have the pilot track you down and arrest you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"One couple who were having sex against a tree suddenly found themselves surrounded by fairy lights as the 'little people' took an interest - in an encounter which could be described as supernatural dogging"
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(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Taipei petition recommends repeat drunk drivers be stripped bare and caned, broadcast live on television. Show to be called "Live DT"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How about a game of tic tac toe instead?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers test bone fragments suspected to be Santa's, plan to issue warrant for elves
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Cthulhu's army strikes again: China to develop a 'jellyfish shredder' after getting tentacles stuck in its aircraft carrier's butt
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A woman who has the phrase 'Eat Me' tattooed right above her groin now regrets her decision and says it's ruining her sex life. "People are like, I don't need instructions"
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(Some Wet Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy shakin' it off
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Woman records video of postal truck driving erratically - "The postal worker swings her door open and shouts back: "I'm going to have my job forever!" She then laughs hysterically"
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
As of today, Steam will no longer accept bits of string as payment for games. Lint is still negotiable
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airlines report more Farkers are flying than ever before
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(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
DUI suspect drives the wrong way on a highway, dances on top of her car hood and flees on kid's scooter. Mugshot turns this trifecta into a grand slam
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stolen baby returned. After 40 years. Which would technically make her a stolen middle aged woman
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Huge PENIS from Storm Caroline to stick it to Ireland, said to be going in cold and wet
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans home decorates for Christmas by putting up large display of Rudolph's carcass being roasted over a fire
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The search is on for Zippy, the life-size elf that somebody stole from Deerfield, NH
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Chinese news outlets publishing stories to inform people about ways to wash off radiation after Best Korea gets blown up
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Jealous of all the attention LA is getting, separate fires break out at Penn Station, Grand Central Terminal building; commuters describe heavy smoke. "It looked like heavy smoke," they said
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(Independent)
 
 
 
News: "There's a volcano erupting in Bali." Public: "Yawn." News: "Millie Bobby Brown from 'Stranger Things' is trapped on the island." Public: "THIS IS SERIOUS. WHAT ABOUT SEASON 3"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Useless rock sells for $6.5 million. Probably doesn't even keep tigers away
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Lighthouse keeper learns what not to do in a wolf encounter
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
New fire threatens Getty Center and shuts down the 405 in Los Angeles. Commuters don't notice any difference. (But seriously folks, stay safe, this looks like another scary one - LA fire discussion thread here)
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
If you're thinking of leaving your girlfriend, you can choose a more opportune time than the day you win the lottery
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Service dog in audience at performance of Cats: The stage cat was asking for it, she was making cat faces at me
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(You don't say)
 
 
 
Photoshop alternate memes into this living room
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Adopt a dog for Christmas - remember it's a gift for their lifetime. It's Woofday Wednesday
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Tennis instructor who took a 5-year-old's racket away from him and hit the child with it wants the charges dismissed because he was standing his ground against the kid
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Time magazine's Person(s) Of The Year are The Silence Breakers, the women who started the Me Too movement. Just in time to watch Alabama elect a man who multiple women have accused of sexual assault
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You're not the only one who thinks it's odd that Donald Trump would be the one to help open a new Civil Rights museum in Mississippi. So does the NAACP
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know that moment when you keep putting food into your mouth at an all-you-can-eat buffet until there's no more room in your cheeks but you just keep stuffing? This little bat feels your pain
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Great news, Farkers: The court says the police can't force you to masturbate for them, even with a warrant. Even if you're a minor
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some people are uncomfortable with an ice cream parlor using a sexualized cow as its mascot. "A hyper-sexualized, obviously female cow with her ass upended and poking through a circle, tail raised up, waiting for what? I'm not sure"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Thorough investigation by the British Hindsight Department reveals Manchester terror attack could have been stopped
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing 17-year-old girl found with 27-year-old coach after multi-state search. Situation could have been cleared up quickly if only the coach had asked the teenager's mother for permission to date
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Homeless man offers to "watch' your car as you park near downtown Tampa restaurant at night. You ignore him. Q - What word does homeless man scratch on the hood of your automobile?
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought Santa Claus could fly
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Want to own a 25-year-old business? It will cost you an essay, and $100
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Can your employer require you to come to work naked? Hopefully not if you're a Fark admin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finland, Finland, Finland...it's been a century
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Naked Coffee owner confesses to stealing Old Soul Co. sign. Yes, if a naked man steals your soul, you're gonna need coffee from somewhere or other
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"It's like, keep your hands to yourself. Like if you want to touch somebody, you have people on your side of the aisle that might like it. I don't," says State Rep. Daryl Metcalfe (R-ightstupid)
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese urban planners switch to plan B with ten lane thoroughfare after stubborn apartment block owner halts progress by refusing to sell
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists, who've apparently never watched horror movies, plan to release genetically modified rats in Britian to help control rodents. Genetically modified cats, dogs, gorillas still in beta-testing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spanking can lead to relationship violence, (and orgasm) study says
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Great news, DC farkers, you can finally drive on I-66 during rush hour without an electric car or two passengers...you know, if you can afford the $35 toll
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of twin crimes of vandalizing mosque, wasting bacon
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Steven Spielberg: Ben Bradlee was my neighbor for years in East Hampton. He and his wife, Sally, would come over and we would have these soirees
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Man forced to cut Honduran vacation short after overbilling Social Security half a billion dollars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A fugitive shouting something about not killing his wife opens fire on cruisers outside of a Walmart. Eddie Wilson said to be shaken but uninjured
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Next on Ow My Balls: Not moving out? How about a kick in the groin
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
We assume that if he gets the job, he'll only fight non-white fires
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If you can read this headline, please step forward. Not so fast, Californians
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Either a little English boy's waterproof camera has been found in Germany or the Royal Navy's reconnaissance office has had their budget slashed
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens to all those old Christmas trees that decorate Rockefeller Center? Jimmy Carter knows
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Small medium at large
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mount Agung update: still not erupting
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Media screws-up again
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"I don't understand why. Like, what is the purpose of it? And basically I don't know what is it"
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Tennis, anyone?
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Papa Romano's pizza served with cheese, pepperoni, hepatitis A, and pineapple. Gross, who would want a pizza with pineapple on it?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bottomless buffet results in vomiting and diarrhea. Pants-wearing buffet has no problems
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Milwaukee is turning into a real life Grand Theft Auto
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Director of "A Christmas Carol" fired by DTC for inappropriate behavior, will get a visit tonight from 3 ghosts who will help him to change his ways
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors said people who have smoked too much weed have been taken to hospital after suffering extreme bouts of 'scromiting'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The high school where 100% of graduates got into colleges is also the one where 50% missed more than 30 days of classes, 20% missed more than 90 days, and the average SAT score was 782/1600
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A mum-of-four drank 10 double vodkas, five double sambucas and tequila before she attacked two men in a pub. The obvious question: what's her Fark handle?
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Tesco Vee is up to his old tricks, again. This time in West Virginia
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what a "Stress Willy" is, but Amazon just sent one to a 9-year-old girl instead of a pack of stick-on gold letters
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
University feared that fired Sandy Hook shooting truther professor would kill himself. Subby is scared that he won't
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Prison inmates give Washington State governor's mansion a makeover, because nothing says 'decorating for the holidays' like toothbrush shivs hanging over a festive bowl of pruno
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Texas cheerleader takes mime game to another level
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I mean, who *hasn't* wanted to bash Chuck E. Cheese's head in with a sledgehammer
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(NY1)
 
 
 
NYC's first green public school is generating four times as much garbage as it should
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
IOC says nyet to Russia in the 2018 Winter Olympics. In related news, Krusty the Clown to personally lose $44 million
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Hamas declares "Day of Rage" on Friday to protest Trump, the Machine
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Unbelievable record-breaking rainbow in Taiwan lasts for an amazing 9 hours, still no unbelievable pot of gold though
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the true meaning of Christmas
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Judge rules bikini baristas can keep showing you a latte every morning
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Instagram adds content warnings for koala selfies, still no cure for duck faces
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Those holiday laser light displays you have surrounding your home blind the fark out of pilots
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY family hiking on Thanksgiving stumbles upon perfect disk of ice spinning silently in the middle of the woods
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
There are fair fights, there are unfair fights, and then there's pitting an A-4 Skyhawk against an F-22
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This Wednesday is the Centennial of the largest man-made explosion (2.9 kilotons) until the invention of Nuclear Weapons
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Guy learns the hard way that a wood chisel isn't the best tool to use for popping pimples
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Navajo Nation sues Trump over their right to Bear Ears, the often overlooked addendum to the second amendment
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Disused storage cabinet at MIT turns out to be nuclear reactor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New analysis of latest missile launch from Best Korea shows they may be using Iranian technology
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Stealthy destroyer photographed leaving shipyard
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A dyslexic man developed and created a special font designed to make it easier for dyslexics to read, and it works
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Sh*t's on fire, yo: Jerusalem edition
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
California's on fire again
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Internet completely baffled by mysterious vision of God's massive hands in the sky that is totally not a reflection of the dude taking the picture
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this B-52
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(The Irish News)
 
 
 
Subby is going to jail
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
What the country needs right now is secret police loyal only to Trump, run by Erik Prince and Oliver North
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump lobbied a GOP delegate to change the GOP platform to water down support for the Ukraine. Senate Intelligence Committee to hear more from this delegate this week. House Intelligence Committee will try to jail delegate
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
K. T. McPantsOnFire
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Want to watch a woman steal an Amazon delivery, then get caught by a foul mouthed nanny?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good for her
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The compelling case for repenting, quitting your job, and slacking off
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out there is a massive, dark, wet, unexplored tunnel system hidden deep within Montreal, your mom
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Good: Charity to expand. Bad: Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf of Burlington, VT: "We've never seen so many people telling us they are needing more" after 50,000 visit over past year alone
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(GoMN)
 
 
 
Explore Minnesota Garbage
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Rock being moved because people keep driving into it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Pence Pleads Ignorance" to absolutely everything everyone around him said and did
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Illegal immigration is expensive. Includes state by state expenditures
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
RIP Robert Baratheon
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(CBC)
 
 
 
PSA: To all police agencies please note that it has been determined that wild animals such as moose will refuse to follow traffic signals thereby causing road havoc
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Mon December 04, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rich SF residents get their private street back
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational electromagnetic railgun prototype that has cost taxpayers $500 million so far...for the last time because the project will be cancelled
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Phase 1 of Cards Against Humanity's plan to stop Trump's border wall is complete as they have purchased a land along the border and retained a law firm that specializes in eminent domain
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Drunk, yelling the strip club DJ is "anti-white racist", and shooting a gun in the parking lot is no way to go through life, son
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well, he certainly couldn't hold a 240-year-old message in his hands, what with the holes and all
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Your dog brings home some dead thing. Fark: Your dog brings home a human skull
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for drawing school shooting on son's homework. No charges in connection with the crap drawn on his face
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
It's probably never a great idea to steal someone's shoes, especially if you are on the jury and the shoes belong to an attorney who works at the court
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Net neutrality is yet another reason to not be seen talking to Drew
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Santa Claus whips it out at Holiday Boat Parade
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time on the bus when you took off your shoes and socks and the smell was so bad you got arrested? That was great
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
For tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) the songs have a number in their title. At the end we'll have a mini tribute to Jim Nabors, 1 song as Gomer, another that showed off his exceptional baritone voice (Impossible Dream has been played too much)
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Important tip: your use of social media can negatively impact your career, even if you aren't using it at work, especially if, say you are a police officer and your comment on a video of a car attack on a crowd of protesters is "ha ha I love this"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this terrific tin
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
Viagra factory in Ireland is giving every male in the town, including dogs, non-stop erections
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter - I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you have to Google "how to burn down a brick house" and your only alibi is "a random black guy did it" you might not be up for a life of crime. Or life
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Massachusetts full of coyotes. And 40's single women
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Do you want to start a war with Canada? Because this is how you start a war with Canada
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Vandal who damaged a popular Christmas lights display in New Jersey town turns out to be a ballsy squirrel. Drew Curtis named as person of interest
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
And the man in the back said "Everyone attack" and it turned into a strip club blitz
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(UK Defence Journal)
 
 
 
And now the RAF is on high alert over suspicious cargo flights out of the Arctic. Merry Christmas
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Netflix exec to woman at a soccer game: None of the Netflix guys believe any of the women accusing Danny Masterson of rape. Woman: You just said that to one of the women accusing Danny Masterson of rape
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
SCOTUS supports POTUS on U.S. ban list
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Photoshop this burger offering
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You think YOU are hard and cynical? You ain't SEEN hard to you read this 6-year-old's letter to Santa: "I know your notty list is emty. And your good list is emty. And your life is emty. You dont know the troubles Ive had in my life. Good bye"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Irregardless of what you think, the word "irregardless" is real
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
'Tis the season for porch pirates. Watch out for your mailhole, bud
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Police Chief: "We have caught the serial killer." Sign language interpreter: ¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Three shot, one killed in Danzig Court. Police searching for victims' mothers, to tell their children not to walk their way
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Private bus company promotes itself by telling customers they won't have to ride with Chinese people. Apology tries to clarify things, explains that they just feel there are too many immigrants
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The limit on homeless is announced, beavers get pounded, and the dominoes begin to fall. These are your Headlines Of The Week from Sun 2017-11-26 to Sat 2017-12-02
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking. If you look out the left side of the aircraft, you can see Armageddon falling from the skies
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(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
MI-6 elevates Russian cyber-threat level to "tier one," on par with ISIS terrorism
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Show the prehistoric creatures we never knew about
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I didn't know whether to give them a cup of tea or call the police," says woman who found couple having sex in her driveway
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Welsh bitcoin investor's £74 million fortune is buried beneath a landfill because he tossed an external hard drive
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
No guns please, we're Canadian
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump knew in January that Flynn had lied to the FBI
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Help me, my Amazon bosses are EVIL ....Merry Christmas and here's your package"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Wall Street banker suffers a fatal lack of professional courtesy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hannity says Mueller nails another one tomorrow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marijuana no longer high
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man on probation for masturbating in front of customers at Walmart arrested for masturbating in front of customers at Walmart. If he were in Congress he'd have been given some hand sanitizer and sent on his merry way
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