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Sun November 19, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Remember the lady with the "fark Trump" sticker? Well after getting arrested by the sheriff, she escalates the feud by assuring she will be arrested daily from now until the sheriff is out of office
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(NewsTalk ZB)
 
 
 
Guy rents car, registers it under his name and uses it as collateral on $46k loan, then defaults. Fark: Bank sues rental company, demanding car. Double Fark: Judge agrees with bank
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this diver
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(The New York Times)
 
Video
 
Still cheaper and just a little less crazy than paying for a condo in Manhattan that will be blown to oblivion, buying a doomsday bunker condo for $1.5 million to wait out the coming apocalypse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This rotating restaurant atop an Atlanta skyscraper has views to die for... and the lawsuit to prove it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hurry up, you don't want to miss your train
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Creepy long-legged teddy bear freaking out online buyers. "I expected it to hop up and sprint away down the street with a fingerless fist raised in victory"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this um, fashionable headpiece
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
"Drinking is a luxury" in Wyoming
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(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
Orchestral remover in the dark
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
People are counting sheep in Cheddar Gorge. No, that's not a euphemism
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Some Twitter poster you never heard of just had his identity revealed by a bunch of other internet users you don't know, so now all those posts you never read will never be the same
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hooray for the "little man" who stands his ground and refuses to sell his home in the face of development
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wayward windmill
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: School lunch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother goes to jail after her kid dies from strep throat. Apparently treating strep with oregano oil and dandelion tea instead of medicine is a bad thing. Who knew?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You'd get damned depressed too if you had to live in a glass bowl with a rock carpet, a pirate trunk that keeps blowing out bubbles every six seconds, and a fake plastic tree
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mugabye
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man attempts to steal two trains. With fairly accurate mugshot
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Allergies cause bride and groom to miss their own wedding reception
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(AP News)
 
 
 
South Korean doctors removed dozens of parasites including roundworms as long as 11 inches from North Korean soldier that defected. Oh, and Bullets. They also removed at least 5 bullets
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Portland woman who bought lottery ticket during San Francisco vacation forced to make 2nd trip to glamorous Sacramento after realizing she won $500,000
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That missing Argentine sub? It tried to contact its home base 7 times today
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently "Ladies and Gentlemen" is now offensive
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
RIP my baby brother and long-time Farker jerry2a. DIT
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The front fell off
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(National Post)
 
 
 
U.S. general about to be fired
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Finally I can make a salad that tastes like bacon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pull toy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boaty McBoatface is so OVAH. Meet Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti Slip Machiney. And David Plowie
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Florida radio station holds a 'Win a Baby' contest ... and it's perfectly legal
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Ironic tag set on fire by fire chief
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Doc Martens exist and that's problematic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York City teacher claims that years of drinking at school made her sick
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The internet used to be analog. You needed one of these to truly appreciate being "online," so to speak. If all you had was a phone book, you were like an AOL user. People with these were like TotalFarkers. They knew stuff, and where to get stuff
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reset the clock, Navy
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(Some Cat Woman)
 
 
 
Photoshop this purrfectly good cosplayer
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Happy couple sues police, insurance company for their group effort in being dumber than a bag of hammers
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(Some Guy Going Downhill Fast)
 
 
 
Mount Shasta Named "Most Charming Ski Town." Mount Fresca and Mount Aindew demand recount
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Seattle Fark Party - Come for some libations and a good time
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Major insurer in one state will no longer cover OxyContin
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Flakka is back and it's wakka than ever
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(Grind TV)
 
Video
 
Jesus Christ, it's a lion eating the car!
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The hunt for the Rojo Octubre?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
No, there has not been a successful human head transplant. Seriously. We mean it. Here comes the (popular) science
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Take a trip inside Chernobyl thirty years after the disaster, complete with photos of--Wait, people are living in the no-go zone? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Apparently ecstasy is a hell of a drug - it can make you barge into random homes with no pants on and in high heels yelling "I'm here"
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vicious two-horned giant dung beetle
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
And the worst new Christmas present of the year is a ball that contains 50 smaller balls inside, as well as tiny plastic dolls and their clothes, shoes, and accessories
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I should smoke a bowl on Caturday
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(Plattsburgh Press-Republican)
 
 
 
"Physician, Heal Thyself" is great advice but not if you're a medical marijuana doctor
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Body slam Greg Gianforte lied from the get-go to investigators about his assault of a reporter
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Colorado voters elect convicted murderer to school board. Apparently he's a proponent of the program "No Child Left Alive"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If you get a call from your own number, don't answer it. It's not you
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Woman leads police on a high-speed chase for the second time in as many days
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Victim blaming sexual harassment and assault victims is here; "Women should dress modestly"
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
This year's reason to be outraged over Starbucks cups is: (throws dart at board) They're promoting the gay agenda
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Axe throwing club comes to Kansas City's West Bottoms, thankfully not a euphemism
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Roadside fecal fail ends with plummeting pooper
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un shows off his fancy new weapons, same old pants (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
Video
 
Author asks "What caused the opioid crisis?" Subby is going out on a limb here and guesses opioids
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All right, pop quiz: Gas station, gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's standing in front of a rack of propane tanks. You're 20 feet away. What do you do? Shoot the hostage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these patrolling pandas
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Grandpa's final wish granted: Bury me with two Pat's cheesesteaks. Fans of Geno's Steaks say that will send him straight to hell
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Not news: City uses bucket truck to hang Christmas decorations. News: City's bucket truck gets stolen. Fark: The guy hanging the decorations was still in the bucket
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego police issue warning that they will inconvenience thousands of drivers to catch 3 drunk people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dog owners live longer. Cat owners more likely to be murdered in their sleep
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Today's Fark $5/Month Pyramid clues: "beyond vulgar to think of," "flabbergasted," "threat of electrical sparks and fire"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: What do you do when the butcher gives you the wrong moose?
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(Toronto Life)
 
 
 
$500 for a basement apartment rental. Oh, and if you could finish it while you're down there, that would be just great
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Hey look: coffee is good for us again. Woot woot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this typical golf course hazard
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article A dildo, never YOUR dildo
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
If strip clubs didn't have a minimum age limit for patrons, this whole thing could have been avoided
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
35-year-old time capsule found in Seattle's Space Needle. For non-Americans, around here, thirty five years is ancient history
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"It's not that it's lost. For it to be lost we'd have to look for it and not find it," said spokesman for the Navy that hasn't found it
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth approves first female Black Rod for the House of Lords in its 650-year history. Strangely enough, this isn't a naughty thing
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Ménage à trois at the homeless camp
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
20 tons of meatballs lost after truck crashes on icy road in Sweden. Authorities investigating if somebody sneezed
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
39 years ago today, the most controversial program in all of television history aired for its one and only time
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Then he starting telling Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes, and then bopped two employees on the head with his book, making derisive comments about their comparative intelligence according to the sound their heads made when struck"
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Northeast to enjoy a Polar Vortex this winter. Burn more coal
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Report: Farc money launderer gave money to Trump's Panama resort, which could now face further investigations, but on the plus side is now signed up for 1000 years of TotalFarc
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norwegian woman gets a $30,400 fine for drunken driving, but she is a billionaire so no problem for her
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(Metro)
 
 
 
When the eel hits the anus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News media goes nuts with "baby died due to marijuana overdose" story ... and if you guessed that maybe they weren't being all that accurate, well... yeah, about that story
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this close up of an actual virus
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nuns don't have €150,000 to repair church organ. Charity repairs organ for free. Government fines convent €170,000 for accepting free repair
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Fark Trump? No, fark you
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
In the Navy ... You can sign up to learn to fly. In the Navy ... And draw a penis in the sky
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher gets terrorist threats from Christian parents for daring to teach her students that not all Muslims are terrorists because of course
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lock down - bladder edition
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(Time)
 
 
 
Judge vacates convictions for 15 black men who were imprisoned for up to 10 years after Chicago cop planted evidence. Cop was sentenced to 22 months, so it all works out fairly in the end
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Can Musk handle the curves and build Roadsters on time, With range of 630 miles, his thing can go all night, It goes from zero to sixty in 1.9. If you put down $50Gs, Shut up and... take my money
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This couple made a promise to one another should the Australian people vote "Yes." Now a generous lawyer is offering to help them keep it
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Florida-ready headline: Florida man throws girlfriend's shoe out of his truck to stop her from strangling him, police say
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(Longreads)
 
 
 
Nothing about treating women with respect, nor listening to their thoughts and feelings, should make a man uncomfortable. And yet, here we are
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Perhaps more disturbing, is that people noticed it was the wrong loved one in the casket because he had legs
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
I'm not a veterinarian, but I play one at night in the forest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sorority sister A needs her service dog to live in the sorority house to control her panic attacks. Sorority sister B needs the service dog to leave the sorority house because of her allergies. Can the Fark legal system decide?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
More than 200,000 gallons of oil spill from Keystone pipeline in South Dakota. Why does that name sound so familiar? Oh, right
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Man accidentally shoots himself and his wife at church during a discussion about church shootings
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Quake halts South Korea's big exam, which is odd, as they're more Starcraft/RTS players than FPS fanatics
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks out of Sanford mental hospital, carjacks man at knifepoint. Lamont's gonna be pissed this time
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
FBI offers reward in crop duster shooting, worries that violence will escalate to elevator tooters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's like a heart attaaaack, at a Heart Association conference. It's needing a stent, when you're AHA President. It's being a cardiologist, but needing one yourself. Who would have thought it, tickers
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
If you happen to have left a pot bazooka launcher lying around, Mexican Federales would like to talk with you
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a bank, try to use a better disguise than a pink floral nightgown and black lipstick, especially if it's the same bank you work at
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Just in case you thought the Catholic Church was the only religious group that goes out of its way to shelter and protect pedophile clergy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $800,000 of rare whiskey known as "The Squirrel." Authorities currently searching Fark handle database for suspects
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Cops: "We have probable cause for a warrant. Can we get one?" Court clerk: "Sure thing. I'll be right back." Clerk to criminal buddies "Hey, hide your shiat, cops are getting a warrant. Oh, and that's $1,000 for saving your ass again." Cops: "WTF?"
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pampered pooch's porthole
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to groping women and exposing himself to children at State Fair, becomes new favorite write-in candidate in Alabama
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Mississippi man killed after being run over by a Tennessee bulldozer in Alabama
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Man dead after Logan stabbing. Snikt
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Visit Peoria, Illinois Come for the Portillo's. Stay for the Portillo's. Eat Portillo's. Portillo's
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Today's vaccine shortage is brought to you by the letter A
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
University accused of failing to take action against student with strange sexual fetish. What strange sexual fetish you ask? Well, you'll just have to click to find outHE DRESSES UP AS A BABY HAHAHA
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
THIS JUST IN: Locking your car doors is an effective way to prevent your car being robbed
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Man finds car after forgetting where he parked it. Fark: Twenty years later
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Here it is.. Your Fark Turkey Day sides thread. Share what you're making/taking to the feast. Canned Cranberries shall be banned at the door
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently we're now so stupid we have to be reminded to breathe
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
← Free Cows (WARNING: Graphic images)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this uplifting sign
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Connecticut state education official Stephen Wright arrested for violating probation in drunken driving arrest. When asked for a comment, he said, "24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Germany replaces U.S. as country with best image, the real news being that the U.S. ever had this title to begin with
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When breaking into homes, it's best if you do not leave your resume at one of the crime scenes and your cell phone in another
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"OK, heads - we go with Gordie, our incumbent mayor who's been doing a fine job these past 20 years. Or tails - we go with this new guy who's muttering to himself and stroking his AR-15"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The U.S. House just passed the Fark the Poor and Reward the Wealthy Tax Act
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ireland's FOTA Wildlife Park celebrates birth of new Brazilian Tapir and needs help naming him. Difficulty: No Tapir McTapirFace
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canada's foolish tradition of not locking the front door comes to its inevitable horrific conclusion: 19 dead, including mother, father, 6 children, 3 dogs, 1 cat, several goldfish- ok, just kidding, the cops showed up and took a drunk guy home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Japan, they are still crazy for the cheeseburger that Donald Trump ate
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Someone thought carrying about $190,000 in cash in a backpack in the Bronx was a good idea
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese train company felt compelled to issue an apology for a train not leaving on time. It left 20 seconds early
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"If you can't keep your animal under control, you will have to leave the plane." "That is my therapy pig." "I was talking to the pig" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Police: We knew he had a stockpile of guns, and we knew he was in violation of a court order barring him from having guns. We just waited until the inevitable happened before we tried to stop him
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter bans white supremacist groups
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beautiful berries
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby's Museum of Antiquities Theft set to open in D.C this week. Bring the kids, it'll be great fun for all
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
And all along you thought you knew why the theater floor was sticky
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Explorer has gone missing in Papua New Guinea while searching for a tribe of headhunters. So I guess he found them
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"I understand I have 12 children of our own, at the same time, what we have on the back of our truck is nothing compared to what you see every day on the music videos, see on TV and video games"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark could be offline forever as early as next month, thanks to the FCC
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Vista Ridge Mall is about to become Roy Moore's favorite place to "shop"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
God is coming and She is pissed at Alabama
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Keep farking that chicken, you'll kill it. Literally
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Tis the season... to update what it would cost you to buy everything from the 12 Days of Christmas song. This is a repeat from every year since forever
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
F-35 testing to boost air force base population by 3,500, including crash crews, mechanics, firefighters, medics, and maybe even a couple pilots
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
They found it
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Woman steals Highlander, upgrades by stealing Lexus, upgrades again by stealing BMW, all in a few hours while out on bail for car theft
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Charles Manson reaching the bottom of the slide
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good news, America: Eric and Don Jr. can once again legally bring endangered African animal parts home
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A high school principal would summon girls by intercom to his office, so PedoMoore could hit on them over the phone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Emergency services at VP Mike Pence's house, roads closed and no further information. UPDATE: Bomb threat/Nothing found
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Colorado: Home of the first marijuana overdose
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(Gloucestershire Live)
 
 
 
Girl dies from wifi allergy. Wait, you can DIE from a made-up "disease"?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 654: "Top This". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 15, 2017
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Consumer Product Safety Commission announces recall of 7 hoverboard brands in case the barn hasn't burned down after the horse left last year
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Chainsaw-wielding hitchhiker more popular than Trump in Puerto Rico
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
When asked about California shooter's history of stabbing neighbors and firing guns from his house, police say there's no way they could have anticipated his rampage
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
PSA: Calling 911 while you're being chased by police and demanding to speak to Donald Trump because he's your friend will not help - not even in Florida
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Bill Gates' "smart city" in Arizona is not smart, not a city, and has little to with Bill Gates. At this point, I'm not even sure that Arizona exists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Danish police detain a man for stealing Copenhagen's public benches, resisting a rest
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Instashop this picture of Donald Trump really liking his water bottle
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Peacock at Calgary Zoo briefly becomes part of interactive exhibit with lion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin poses with his two loves
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
China uses Trump as an example of why democracy doesn't work
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cow & boy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lamborghini delivers a special edition white-and-gold Huracan built just for Pope Francis, who autographed the hood and then sent it to an auction house to raise money for charities helping Iraqi Christians, sick kids in Africa, and migrant women
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
This is America. Freedom of speech does not exist here
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(Reason Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
Women's boobs are not free speech, says federal court
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Randy buck mounts, attempts to bonk two deer-shaped ornaments on family's lawn. Doesn't score but hilarity ensues
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Cindi the pregnant sausage dog glows in the Sun for her stunning maternity shoot, breaks Internet
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Escaped macadamia nut captured in Northern California
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Drunk, screaming, covered in blood and waving deer meat is now way to go through life, son
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Inmate's execution called off because there's no vein. You probably think this headline's about you, don't you?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"We wish to make it abundantly clear that this is not a military takeover," said military leader who has taken over Zimbabwe's state TV
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day It's time to throw out the 20 packets of mustard and the science experiment you've been working on since last year
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Rat captured on camera dragging an avocado half - no pit - down Brooklyn subway tracks. "Hope he finds some toast"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ohio executioners have to use a special pillow to prop up terminally ill inmate, so he can breathe while they're killing him. Or they could just wait
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut wants people to tweet pictures of their new pizza for the chance to win holiday gifts. Apparently they've never heard of Photoshop
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know what they're doing up there in the frozen wastes of Alaska, but the Musk Oxen are not amused
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Which is worse for you, weed or alcohol? Here's the buzzed science
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After 27 years of having his namesake license plate, Mr. Grabher has it revoked
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these old-timers
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(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Weimaraner dress-up art. You're welcome. It's Woofday Wednesday
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Violent psychopath" escapes Hawaiian facility, may have boarded plane to San Jose. Police warn not to approach him as he may be dangerously annoyed due to TSA screening procedures
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It's one thing to fark with Gawker about Hulk Hogan. Peter Thiel now believes he has the political capital to fark with Google by purchasing antitrust verdicts
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Four breakfast trends of 2017 that don't involve bacon so who cares
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dead navy SEAL proves Washington Post paid people to lie about Roy Moore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley mumbles something before napping
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man accidentally leaves his GoPro in the path of a molten lava flow but is able to recover the smoking hot footage. The moral of the story is that if you want a fireproof home, build it out of GoPros
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For 30 years a family has entertained their neighborhood with an extravagant, over-the-top, elaborate Christmas light display. But all it takes is one a-hole moving in down the block to pull the plug on that tradition
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Having learned their lesson with the chainsaw bayonet, the media are a lot more careful with this special report that shows how a single shot from an AR-15 can explode a watermelon as long as the AR-15 is a 12-gauge shotgun
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It turns out Roy Moore's wife was in the same high school class as one of his victims, though he had the decency to meet this one when she was very mature 24
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Southern right wing religious nutjob now accused of molesting a 4-year-old girl
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
No, and the giant Sanctimonious Douche vortex it created would make matters even worse
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Church of Satan says Christians just love pedophilia
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Meet the 'Swim Reaper', who hangs out at the beach in New Zealand to warn people with his dark humor about the risk of drowning
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I think that I shall never see, a poem as enraging as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is prest, against the sweet Earth's flowing breast. A tree that blocks my lake view, making it hard to sell at an inflated asking price - fark you
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
For the first time, somebody put a baby in the baby box at the firehouse in Coolspring Township, Indiana
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Cards Against Humanity goes Ken Burns on Donald Trump for the holidays, and even bought some land on the border to snag up alleged wall construction. Most Farkers will donate just for the "Stop Saying Pickle Rick" sign
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Family wakes up to stranger stomping on roof. No fiddle was recovered
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Borat' fans busted for wearing mankinis in Kazakhstan. Is not nice (Is NSFW too)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lunching ranger discovers species lost for 40 years. It was delicious
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented"
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
NYC mayor's spokesman: "Chicago Pizza Better Than New York's"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Iowans find another way to maximize calorie consumption
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Florida man booby-trapped SpongeBob lunchbox with explosives but they won't reveal what he did with the Sandy Squirrel one
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
8,000-year-old wine found in Georgia, which is a problem since people there believe that the world is only 5,000 years old
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Are those bags of shrimp in your pants or are you just excited to see me?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mountain 'sploding
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Better late than ____________
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia's Ministry of Defense sends out a Tweet with a video showing what it called "irrefutable proof" that US forces were aiding ISIS. Unfortunately for the "irrefutable" part, it was actually footage from the game "AC-130 Gunship Simulator"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists discover 8000-year-old wine bottles in Georgia, no doubt under pile of 8000 PBR cans thrown on ground after last weekend's tractor pull
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Found guilty in a murder-for-hire plot? That's a faintin'
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Time for the annual list of toys you really want. You'll put your eye out reading it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cost the state $3 million because you conducted a mass warrantless strip search of 900 high school students (and found nothing)? Well Mr. you'd better believe you're getting suspendin'... at least until the outrage dies down
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in North Carolina: "Cone weed" mysteriously decorated for Christmas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Caption this intimate encounter
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(News24)
 
 
 
Is it a coup or not a coup? Let's go to Zimbabwe where tanks are on the street
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Loud, mysterious boom that shook subby's whole house heard and felt across three counties in Alabama. Officials are still trying to figure out what it was, but current guess is a meteorite
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thanks to climate change, ticks are expanding their geographic footprint and bringing Lyme disease with them to parts of the country that hasn't seen it before. SPOON
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Fix up this abandoned control room
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman ODs from snorting heroin to prevent police from finding it while responding to her husband ODing on heroin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now there're some folk 'round these parts who'll tell ya they remember a time when the "days since a mass shooting" sign sometimes had two digits on it, but, I think they must be very old, or very great liars
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher discovers student loan debt suddenly at $3.9 million, wonders where he got a second bachelor's degree. Fark: The amount owed was his Social Security number
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian surfer shows a shark who is boss
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Headline: Aldi recalls peanuts packet from its shelves because the label didn't mention they contain nuts
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A whole lot of crack can be seen at this Florida beach
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin woman has 4 dogs taken away due to unsanitary conditions. Wait, make that 7. Nope, 20. Okay, how about 52
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If only Cibo Matto had released a song called "Know Your Elk"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Cool headline of the day: They built Alaska on whiskey and dynamite
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Three more people under investigation for sexual misconduct. Are they: A: Politicians? B: Celebrities? or C: Tenured professors from the psychological and brain sciences department at Dartmouth?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fraternity: "Those cameras weren't working the night a pledge died." Police: "Then why does it appear that the footage was manually deleted?" Fraternity: *Smoke Bomb*
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-11-05 to Sat 2017-11-11
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Seasonal time changes can wreak havoc on the delicate systems of precious snowflakes, moonbeams, and rays of sunshine all over the nation. If you're one of them, don't worry -- Mommy Blogger is here to help, and local news is here to cover her
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(Metro)
 
 
 
'A child may choose the tutu, princess's tiara and heels or the fireman's helmet, tool belt and superhero cloak, without expectation or comment.' Church of England issues new transgender guidance to its primary schools
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sydney Ferry McFerryface name Mcfails after maritime staff refuses to work on it because of its stupid name
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to bridal expert, Queen's 70 year-old wedding dress is fresh and timeless. Queen, not so much
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
No, seriously, Stove Top made Thanksgiving stretch pants, but they're not for over-eaters stuffing themselves, it's to accommodate the amount of water you need to drink to handle the sodium intake of eating their stuffing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know what would be a good idea? A digital pill that reports when you take it to your doctor, said no one, ever. Oh, except Big Pharma. They love the idea
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Give me a P Give me an E Give me an N Give me an I Give me an S WHATSTHATSPELL?
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Drunk man invents new game called "Blow & race home before the ignition interlock from your last DUI shuts off your car"
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(BBC)
 
Video
 
The Flat Earth Convention 2017 showcases robust theories such as the "gut feeling" theory and the irrefutable "I went to the beach and held a straight edge up to the horizon" theory
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Day after implied military threat of action, a coup appears to be occurring in Zimbabwe
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
1, 2, 3
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Horse goes to jail for kicking a car. If he was a cow, it would be a moo-ving violation. Not sure what it is for a horse
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wonderful workers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alabama sentenced this man to five years in prison for enticing a 14-year-old. Maybe he should have run for political office instead
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
He knew what he was tied up for
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two Guinness World Record kitties may have perished in house fire
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Women are posting pictures of their 14-year-old selves to show how gross Roy Moore is. In other news, Roy Moore is busy figuring out how to search hashtags on Twitter
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Oregon concert venue bans blankets so security at entry gates can focus on preventing Vegas Route 91 Massacres, or something
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
HOA gets Tigger-triggered
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver bans declawing of feline fur persons
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Hate crimes are making America again great for the second year in a row
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
That's "Officer" Florida Man to you
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Osaka, thousands of tourists flock to brightly painted garbage incinerator, some of them mistaking it for Universal Studios Japan theme park. Furnace shoulda told 'em
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Neverlearn McNeverlearn Face
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Can't remember that private conversation you had with your wife last month? Just Google it
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Mon November 13, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Wite-Out car tag fix fools no one. Or at least not one state trooper
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Sure looks like the mugshot of a gal arrested for fightin' cops after they find her daughter covered in pig poop
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Legendary Russian daredevil Valery Rozov has said "hold my vodka and watch this" for the last time
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police find that the quickest way to stop someone from leaving the scene of a possible crime is to simply kill them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of U.S. adults will have high blood pressure under new guidelines, which were totally not influenced by the makers of high blood pre$ure medication in any way
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Castor Troy can't wait to steal Sean Archer's iPhone X
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
72 new Barbie models debut
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Where can you find answers such as "boy toy" and "trophy wife"? If you answered Carter Woodson Middle School worksheet, you're on the short list for school administrator
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's all chip in and buy the truck driver and the kid new pairs of underwear
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It took 20 years, but the Taliban has learned from U.S. forces and now they own the night, with deadly results
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
It's great and all when the U.S. takes a principled stand and refuses to sell weapons for ethical reasons, but those countries always end up hungry for fancy laser-guided artillery shells an hour later anyway
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ban on killer robots urgently needed, say scientists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this celebration
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(News and Star (UK))
 
 
 
What do you do if parked cars stop you driving your tractor down the road? Just drive down anyway and to hell with it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nuke Penn State From Orbit: Fraternity Hazing Edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anything is a quote if you're brave enough - Abraham Lincoln
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Police in Massachusetts would like to remind the public that you can't just make your own license plates from a pizza box
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Funny thing about trying to get rid of an an art collection that you swiped from the Nazis: No one seems to want the stuff
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Three women stop, park their cars on dark highway median to argue over love triangle. Since you're reading this here, you know what happens next
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle: "I'm sovereign citizen, you have no jurisdiction over me, release me." Judge: "lol no"
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(The Atlantic)
 
NewsFlash
 
Donald "Scooty Putt Putt" Trump Jr. was Twitter DMing with Wikileaks for months
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently police are confounding American white supremacists the same way Sheriff Bart delayed Hedley Lamarr's goon squad from destroying Rock Ridge
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonesome plant
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Good news for millennials, there's now a new generation between '77 and '83 that we can dump on
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Burner phones generate tens of millions in revenue every year. No wait, make that PAYPHONES. In related news, when's the last time you used one, and subsequently felt the need to take a disinfecting shower after hanging up?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
THE Ohio Cheaters
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
In a move that will surely never come back to bite us, the US is now arming Iranian militants in Iraq
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
If you are going to wreck your car, why not do it at an event for Emergency Responders
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Only pay phone near Ice Caves to be removed, further threatening Clark Kent's ability to change into Superman
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Welcome aboard United Flight 1867. If you look out at the starboard wing, you'll see our in-flight meal of roasted, pureed seagull being prepared in the engine"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"OK, going out for some smokes." *42 years later* "I'm back"
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
It's OK, everyone. Not all of the 200 containers deputies found at this drunk man's home had explosive substances in them. Some just had "bodily fluids"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these heads
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Naked man stabbed to death in Oklahoma City probably didn't plan on being in this headline
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Guns were drawn and punches were thrown during the raid of a drug house. Only this time it was the cops fighting each other while the homeowner stood and watched
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Costa Shaker
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woodchippers always have the nom nom nom, so yeah falling into one would make it hungry for more. Welcome to Queensland, Australia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post laments that Gawker isn't around to enjoy this
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(Independent)
 
 
 
After being caught molesting children at birthday party, New York man inexplicably falls to his death instead of ascending to U.S. Senate
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Good news if you're hoping to go to college in Virginia: Colleges are waiving their application fees for "College Application Week." So that's a good $30 or $40 off the six-figure debt you'll have later in life. Go chase those dreams, young ones
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman discovers the identity of the man who had been leaving flowers at the grave of her 12-year-old brother for nearly 70 years
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
In case you've ever wondered what a three-and-a-half carrier strike group looks like, the Navy took a few pictures
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New study shows that women are less likely to receive CPR from bystanders and therefore more likely to die, mainly because everybody is scared to touch a strange woman's chest
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Cats only let humans think they domesticated them when in reality it was the other way around
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Young people are fleeing rural areas because the broadband connections are so terrible
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pedophile spared jail because. A) He had a good lawyer. B) The evidence wasn't compelling enough. C) His bad back would make prison 'uncomfortable'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Rule #1. Keep it in your pants
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