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Sun November 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you left 7 large garbage bags full of weed by the side of the road in North Yorkshire, the police would like a word with you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Math teacher suspended and facing termination over misgendering trans student
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
About that Green Beret found dead in Mali.... you can say the investigation into his death is SEAL'd
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I bet he flipped Rene the bird for like the 200th time while blowing his clippings or leaves onto the guy's lawn
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(Some Half Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the answer to this age-old question
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(GoMN)
 
 
 
I'm a little sprinkler, short and stout. Here is my Macy's, here is my clout
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After 7.2 magnitude earthquake, parts of Iran and Iraq expected to resemble Detroit
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman and her fabulous feathered hat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tip: don't bring your cocaine to your court appearance on drug charges
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Having finally decided he's mature enough, Queen Elizabeth delegates the Remembrance Sunday wreath-laying ceremony to Prince Charles, age 68. *SNIFF* They grow up so fast
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Consider. Reopening. Many Things
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Naked man breaks into a woman's house. And then it gets weird
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(Some Foodie Guy)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual list of "things you should never make for Thanksgiving" that includes most of the things that make Thanksgiving worth having. Also, how do you "make" canned cranberry sauce?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Australian sex worker with over 10,000 partners reveals what men really want. An interesting view from down under
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Emotional Support Squirrel is the name of my indie band
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this larger than life commuter
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Have you been to Disneyland in the last few weeks? Then you might have something in common with American Legion members circa 1976
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The reason why so many Evangelicals are OK with Roy Moore's pedophilia is because it's what they practice. Subby really wishes this were hyperbole
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Codger slaps dodger
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
♫ There he was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy...BAM ♫
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If a tree falls in the forest, does it kill an elk hunter?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A farewell to WWII assassin, saboteur, courier and all-around badass Irv Refkin
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In case you were doubting that shiat's going sideways in Saudi Arabia: they've also arrested the Chairman of the Binladin Group. Yes, those Binladins
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"We wondered why someone his age would hang out at high school football games and the mall"
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Every state ranked by its food. Why yes, West Virginia does have a road kill cookoff
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Russia - RED. GOP - RED. Every single Roy Moore themed link today - RED. c-c-c-combo breaker!
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rehab forever
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
She must have really wanted that Szechuan dipping sauce
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today on the Fox News homepage: Roy Moore? LOL, who's that?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's underneath this cantilevered covering
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine officials searching for the truck driver who left $3,000,000 worth of crack on I-95 in Augusta. Wait, a $3 million crack IN I-95. Sorry for the confusion
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Cops bust two burglars wearing 'Ronald Reagan' masks, post your pithy comment about trickle-down economics, giving to the 1% et al. to the right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gambler gets kicked out of Las Vegas casino. Pulls slot machine handle, OJ.....OJ.....OJ Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
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(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Party - November 11th 2017 @ Amity Hall
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this aerial assault
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The smallest Thanksgiving meal you've ever seen will leave you wanting seconds... maybe thirds and fourths
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Look two families to the right. Look two families to the left. One in five American households have 'zero or negative' wealth
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
At least he'll get a 10 for creative parking
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Complain to restaurant owner that your fries are cold? That's a strangling
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(Metro)
 
 
 
♫ It's like raaaaiiin..on your wedding day ♫
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"I'm in a high speed chase, bro." And then the tazing began
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your self driving car is going to be able to talk to bicycles, mainly to tell them to stop being red-light-running asshats, spandex looks ridiculous, and they suck
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
LAPD officer records himself planting drugs on a suspect. That's some fine police work there, Lou
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stonehenge and 12 other world-famous tourist attractions that are smaller and less impressive when seen in person. "Honestly America, this is not a character assassination. But only you would build part of your national psyche around a boulder"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reporter is shocked, just SHOCKED, to discover sweetened cereals have a ton of sugar in them. Reporter obviously raised on instant cream-o-wheat as a child or, even worse, Grape Nuts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you one of those people who actually boils okra? Do you use pumpkins for something other than decorating and making pie? Come talk about your worst veggie recipes after you take the Weekly Weird News Quiz 10/29-11/4 Rutabaga Edition
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reader
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman decides she wants to adopt a cat, one that had to be a middle-aged calico, and if she found such a cat she would it name it Bella. She goes to the shelter and is greeted by a 6-year-old calico ... named Bella. Serendipity, thy name is Caturday
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Discrimination and not stupidity is the reason this man says he can't get a job in retail because of his neck tattoo
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The deadly assault rifle known as the AR-15 was never meant to be owned by civilians. For obvious reasons
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya?
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Father passes out in his car parked at a Taco Bell parking lot. Employees noticed the car but did nothing; apparently, they missed the 3 and 7 year-old children in the backseat trying to wake up their drunk father multiple times
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Overly dramatic disinherited grandson has "physically and verbally aggressed" three staff members in an attempt to see ailing grandfather. In other news, Gandalf has a side job
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Good: Man wants to avoid his wife getting a DUI. Gallant: So he agrees to pick her up from party. Fark: Man is killed in a DUI accident on the way to pick up his wife from party
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(AP News)
 
 
 
White House TPP'd
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Cats act stoned after eating marijuana plants. Listen, they're cats. How can you tell?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I refuse to believe it's a lifelong imprint, yet, with age 70 in clear view, I admit to wondering whether I will ever entirely heal that young girl who was pinned down"
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Just how bad is the opioid crisis in America? Police in Arkansas are warning customers to wipe off grocery cart handles due to potential Fentanyl residue. UPDATE: Debunked by Snopes
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Suddenly, bears
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Fri November 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
United realizes that jet engines can't chew their air
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Naked Canadian kidnapping due to "trippy tea". "Drunk D" no longer a suspect
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News guest storms off during the middle of interview because the host doesn't accept basic math
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
♫ If I could save Mom in a bottle / The first thing that I'd like to do / Is to pack her inside / Toss her into the prevailing tide / Just to send her to you ♫
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
$12/hour really doesn't cover this. With bonus mugshots
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Chief of Massachusetts State Police, who ordered coverup of arrest of judge's daughter, resigns
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant sphere hat
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Eluding multiple traffic stops is hungry work, so why not swing by the McDonalds surrounded by marked police cars?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RT finally registers as a foreign agent rather than having their assets seized. Russia promises retaliation. "We're not a foreign agent" argument takes a severe beating
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you worry about spending too much money on your two pack a day smoking habit you can always move to New Delhi and just breathe normally
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I met a man who despised me. He despised me for who I am, a veteran. And you know what? That, that right there, is the highest compliment I could be paid"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
OK, who farted?
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(Some Wacky Wildlife)
 
 
 
Need a laugh? Take a gander at the finalists in this year's Comedy Wildlife Photo contest
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crab shack
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Sultry poultry? All the breasts? Get stuffed? Something to gobble? We can go on, or you can just read this very Florida
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
This booby has a problem with crabs
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
US Senate to require senators to have sexual harassment training, as if they weren't good enough at it already (bonus: picture in the article is of the Italian senate chamber)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Spot me
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Smoking hot substitute teacher arrested for heavy petting in Kettering and soaking wood in Oakwood
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"In the history of spaceflight, no casualties due to falling space debris have ever been confirmed." China: Hold my beer and watch between 43°S and 43°N
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Family finds dog lost in tornado, good Samaritans pay his vet bill for treatment of flying monkey trauma
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Just as we've always suspected, cats are just biding their time waiting for a chance to kill us
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
"Seniors try to decode millennial dating slang"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
"Price was killed when he rushed into a burning pet store to save a litter of purring, adorable kittens. Or maybe not. We all know how he liked to tell stories"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? A British inventor billed as a real-life version of the superhero Iron Man set a record for fastest speed in a body-controlled jet engine power suit at 32 mph
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mysterious radiation cloud wafting over Europe from Russia. This is not a repeat from 1986
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kayaker
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
When you go to the animal shelter, check behind the ear of the dog you want to adopt. If it has a number tattooed there, it was probably used for medical research. Happy adopting
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billionaire rapist binds and gags the Daily Mail
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And like magic, here it is: the stupidest thing I've read all day. Fox News legal analyst: Actual victims of sexual predators are 'very few and far between'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kid almost dies from not using a computer
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Moms of the world, it's time to put down the wine and pick up the weed. For the sake of humanity
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"TweakerCam" creator gets ten percent of vote in write-in campaign, plans to start a political action committee. See how bad drugs are? Just putting them on camera turned him into a political junkie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Why men use masturbation to harass women." Because they're jerks?
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
A 10-year deferred sentence was given to daughter for marrying her birth mother. Sick tag has the weirdest boner right now. (Bonus matching shirt mug shot goodness)
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Not the kind of 'enchanted forest' you want to be stumbling around in after dark
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
The eternal conflict between Spicolli and Mr. Hand takes a dark turn
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you have £1.6million-worth of drugs in your home, you might not want to have a 'grenade prone to exploding' lest the police might come investigate (with mugshot goodness)
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Scientists at Oxford find new super-fuel to enhance human performance. Is it meth? I bet its meth
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Vatican to stop selling cigarettes, potentially causing Heavenly discord as a fight erupts between the patron saints of lung cancer and black market sales
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Just because she delivers your mail doesn't mean she wants your package
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pastor demands footage of him reviving parishioner's erection be aired on TV. Well that should raise ratings
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Deadly pallet costs Walmart $7.5 million. Next time just hire Gallagher to hand out the watermelons
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Mom arrested after leaving 3-year-old son home alone to go off drinking for 13 hours. Amazingly, her 13-hour binge mug shot looks way better than Subby's following 5 hours of drinking
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Charges against people accused of dropping Confederate monument have been dropped
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If the government says you owe them money, and that you need to pay them in Bitcoin, do I really need to tell you that something ain't right? Apparently so
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Drugs testing positive for fentanyl has gone up by a fair bit in Canada... and by "fair bit", they mean 2,000%
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
LARP version of Frogger goes about as well as you'd expect
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
All you guys who think you have the 'stash' that mushes the ladies, you haven't met this master of the mustache
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
It's okay to hold your lighter in the air at a concert when Gun N' Roses plays your favorite song, but please don't do it on a plane that's trying to land
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pretty creepy image
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pal with pen is preferable
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Dad horrified to learn daughter surreptitiously booked trip to Disneyland Paris and used all his frequent flyer miles
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(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Not News: Neighbors argue over property line. News: One neighbor posts sign "Your cancer is taking to long". Fark: Sign poster moved in last fall. UltraFark: Quoted as saying "I would rather him be anywhere but here bothering me"
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
A British landlord who writes childrens books and Nazi-occupied Britain-themed erotica won't rent to "coloureds" because of the curry smell is your sentient mad lib of the week
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Chickens in SPAAAAACE
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
'Serial masturbators' in Cook County custody rewarded with pizza for 30-day abstention: Lawsuit
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Transport Canada update: "Okay, knives are allowed again, but no baby powder"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Caption this intimate moment
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Egyptian accidentally shoots groom in the genitals during stag-do celebration
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More about those two "sailors" rescued by the Navy after being adrift for months. It seems some of their friends are starting to reveal what really happened (NSFW)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
ARM demands felony charges for cow abuse. Meanwhile, the Core Commander happily lights a grill made out of destroyed Pee Wee
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: How do you incorporate greens into meals without just preparing a side salad? Help your fellow Farkers eat healthier meals by showing us how easy it is to go green
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Walk out of your car covered in gasoline and holding a lighter? That's a tasi---FFOOOOMMMMP
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for DUI on lawnmower. On the bright side, he wasn't smoking grass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Groundbreaking has begun on Fark's new headquarters
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this eerie woman
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Ontario passes idiotic pot regulations. New Brunswick: hold my spliff and watch this
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good news for anyone hoping for another remake of "On The Beach": North Korea apparently underestimated the amount of radiation that would escape from their recent tests (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nutella publicly acknowledges they changed their recipe. People who apparently like Nutella are not taking it well
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ikea is selling sluts
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Louis C.K.'s movie premiere canceled in anticipation of a New York Times article that could be about anything really
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Toddler smacks into windshield after Florida woman chases boyfriend at 90 mph and hits the brakes. See, that's why I keep them strapped down in the cargo area. For safety
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Three out of four Washington State drivers refuse to honk their horns. Of course, that fourth one is an actual Washington State native honking angrily at all the people who've moved in and screwed the place up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amazon psychedelic shaman potion is better at treating addiction than LSD or shrooms, and it qualifies for free shipping to an alternate universe
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
More people retiring to Pittsburgh than Miami because when you don't have much time left you want every moment to feel like an eternity
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You should probably wait until the trial is over to hit on the jurors
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Gunfire at Walmart triggered by shoelace remark
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Well, the postal manifest said 'stuffed animals', but it didn't specify stuffed with what
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
More bad booze news for the Irish: Your cheap booze is about to double in price after a new booze bill gets passed soon by those that want you healthy and sober
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(NOW Toronto)
 
 
 
Photoshop this calculator
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you try to rob a liquor store this time of year, don't be surprised when the clerk cracks you in the head with a bottle of Bailey's Pumpkin Spice
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old creep serial pervert had a contract that allowed him to keep being old creep serial pervert. Weinstein? Why no. O'Reilly
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Apparently times are so tough that kids are trying to make DIY braces for their teeth at home
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gina? Lovely country, terrific. Terrific country. No, they don't take advantage of us. Great people. Great wall
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Joyriding on a stolen electric shopping cart and getting it stuck in the snow, that's a felony
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Japan is going crazy for the Trump burger. It tastes like nothing
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(Aleteia)
 
 
 
One thing Millennials aren't ruining is astrology and witchcraft; they're taking to it like ducks to water
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I should buy a cat couch
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(Local News)
 
 
 
Hooker shoots victim twice in the head because he is performing oral sex wrong. I didn't know there would be a test
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(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Navy Captain releases his own report on McCain and Fitzgerald collisions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homemade ad for used Honda Accord drives price so high eBay cancels auction
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man gets out of his marriage by convincing the judge he isn't married. Ergo: the tag
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 653: "Purple 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Harvard hosts annual 'Anal Sex 101' course - where everyone ends up at the bottom of the class
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Landlord won't fix a broken door. Sunshine State Solution: Shoot selves during staged home invasion for insurance money
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Iowa man dies in the most Iowa way possible
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Insurance companies picking up birth control costs for religious employers
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Liberian refugee elected mayor of Helena, Montana, campaigned for stricter enforcement of overdue fees
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Sex offender arrested for exposing himself at a Dollar Tree. Told police he didn't feel like getting all dressed up to go to Walmart
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Luckily, I only plan on staying in 79 Cuban hotels
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Sure, I called her 'Sugar-t*ts' and asked her to buy sex toys, but you are taking those comments out of context" says Trade Minister
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Investigators suspect 249 ghosts worked at stadium. Trump immediately proposes ghost ban and astral plane wall
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Even after checking their sources, USA Today Stihl got it wrong
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman goes to Walmart self-checkout, rings up $1,800 worth of merchandise for $3.70
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Russia presses ahead with combat robots, hoping to simultaneously reduce risks for their military forces and free them up to post on Facebook
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this speedster
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
I'll have 3 Boston Creme donuts, some Munchkins, some heroin, some meth and a large coffee
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Some vehicles aren't designed for quick U-turns. This ship captain found a way. With video
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Dick says goodnight moon
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Oh, and while you're at it, you probably shouldn't pick your nose and wipe it on your customer's groceries
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
What the HELL Ireland, a pint of Guinness is cheaper in Spain than in the country that makes it. Hang your heads in shame for your high taxes
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Razor blades in Halloween candy is a myth, but some jerk is leaving meat with embedded fishhooks at a dog park
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dude, all you had to to was keep your mouth shut and not brag about it. What the hell is wrong with you?
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(InToday)
 
 
 
Healthiest air on the planet causes 18 car pileup
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman faces murder charges after ex-boyfriend who she doused with acid euthanizes himself not able to live with unbearable pain. Her defense is that she thought it was water
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ... leaf?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
About those two sailors rescued by the Navy after being adrift for months? It's beginning to look more and more like Münchhausen Syndrome. No proxy needed
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Wichita police say installing cameras to watch your every move shouldn't be perceived as Big Brother. You submitted this with a better headline removed by the Ministry of Truth
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(Toronto Life)
 
 
 
I'll follow my dream and start a restaurant with zero experience and only $60,000. What could possibly go wrong? Spoiler alert: Everything
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(Heathline)
 
 
 
Not only does the linked headline follow the "question mark rule" (the answer is obviously "no"), but the article then went out and ate an entire box of doughnuts for breakfast
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Experts claims that cutting back on alcohol consumption can prevent cancer. The unpopular experts who never got invited to parties, one would assume. Bunch of farking killjoys
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Is that a python in your pants, or are you a drunken idiot arguing with your neighbor?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama town removes fluoride from water supply, increases stereotypes about toothless rural Alabamans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing will prepare you for...MORTAL TOMKATS
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
🍆 ?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do not taunt gasoline monkey
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
They say you can't get by on looks alone. "They" are wrong
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Professional actor in Japan has been paid for 8 years to pretend to be a girl's father, with a commitment to be a grandfather to her future children. She still doesn't know
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In these divisive times, one thing we can all agree on is that if you order a chocolate martini at an airport bar, you're almost definitely a douchebag
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
No wonder a 17th century book that was stolen from an Irish library 180 years ago was returned by someone that didn't leave their name. Can you imagine the late fees
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like that octopus blew a seal
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Cape Verde farmers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have you ever adopted a senior dog? Here is your Woofday Wednesday
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A black man confessed to spraying racist graffiti on his own car as a Halloween prank. Dauntarius Williams, 21, admitted to filing a false police report and being hilarious
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Polish government is asking its people to 'multiply like rabbits'
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
VA Democrats didn't just win the governorship, they also elected the nation's first transgender state congresswoman as well as an actual Democratic Socialist
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(Earther)
 
 
 
Thousands of abandoned railroad cars are decaying in our forest preserves
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Remember when Brexiteers promised the NHS an extra £350m a week? The NHS does
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Thanks, Trump
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FBI so far unable to decrypt Sutherland gunman's phone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Thanks, white supremacists
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Having totally missed all the finer points of the New Testament, pastor installs a giant, gaudy, neon, obnoxious, flashing cross in front of his church
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Knife-wielding man with porn magazine armor"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Because you've always wanted to know - where does all that New York City Marathon poop go?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transgender woman beats senior citizen
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
So, you remember that naked Canadian car crash the other day? Well, it gets weirder... [Includes naked perp pix]
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You just knew when Trump said he wasn't visiting the Korean DMZ because it was a "cliché," that he was bullshiating as usual
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Motorist honks impatiently at car stopped in front of him at green light, which turns out to be an unmarked police car, which proceeds to pull him over. Back and forth profanity-laced hilarity ensues (w/audio & video)
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To all my so called friends with kids: 'My son has autism, not f***ing leprosy'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Students claim to have proven that Rose could have saved Jack in 'Titanic.' James Cameron: That ship has sailed... and sank
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump urges Kim Jong Un to 'come to the table,' apparently not realizing that the only food there is McDonald's and even the Best Korean dictator has better taste than that
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
74-year-old who walked miles every day with a sign looking for a new kidney for his wife finds one - hopefully not by the side of the road
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Delhi experiences what Trump's EPA has called some of the healthiest air on the planet. Breathe deeply, kids, it's good for you
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
State trooper attempts to drain a corner of the swamp
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Would you like to buy a bridge in Brooklyn? No, I'm just going to steal and sell one in Indiana
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this serene lake structure
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren makes statement about Texas shooting as if she's a 'real Texan' even though she's only lived there since 2015. Native Texans not amused
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warrior comes up with plausible solution to gun violence
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
A backed up sewer created a 'pond of human excrement' at an Indian restaurant and now the owners are up shiat creek
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Cops: Is there a lot of meth in there? Woman: What's a lot? Cops: Say 10 grams or so. Woman: Oh, more than that
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In this episode of the Paradise Papers: The island that swapped donkey rides for offshore cash. (No need to visit Urban Dictionary; they're talking actual donkeys.)
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
When being interrogated by a detective, do you: A) Fess up to the crime, B) Ask for a lawyer, or C) Start farting until the detective ends the interview and leaves the room for air?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Bundy bunch returns to court, bringing their best lawyers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Accidentally packing your husband's prescription pain pills on a trip to Egypt? That's a death by hangin'
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter... WITHOUT ANY F***ING INFRASTRUCTURE
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this balancing seal
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fark it, lets just legalize everything
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago is just seven kills away from leveling up
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Two NYPD officers resign after indictments for allegedly sexually assaulting a teen in custody
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
When fleeing from the cops, have a better plan than paddling your surfboard out into the ocean
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Who needs a beer keg when you can get yourself a Hidden Valley Ranch keg?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman being bounced from bar earns a blue ribbon for her weapon of choice. A whole case of it, actually
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Texas authorities refuse to use name of church shooter to avoid encouraging potential copy cats or admit the guy is a terrorist
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Wife unlocks sleeping husband's phone with fingerprint, discovers affair. Fark: Ensuing fracas forces emergency landing of long distance flight
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Southwest flies themed planes like Shamu, penguins, Lone Star, and now, Icarus
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas church shooting was the tragic culmination of a family feud. Steve Harvey unavailable for comment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian man who says he was born on Mars claims the Sphinx can be unlocked by a device behind the structure's ear
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Florida State skips double secret probation and goes right to indefinite suspension of entire Greek system. (Sad tag is for latest binge drinking fatality)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congratulations, America - you and Syria are no longer the only countries on earth to oppose the Paris climate change agreement
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Citizens of Tatarstan demand that Tatar language classes for Tatar tots be mandatory in Tatar schools
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Eating two burgers is healthier and better for you than eating a burger and fries
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Man who shot daughter's boyfriend in the groin has all charges dropped
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Science says mayonnaise is disgusting
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Modern-day Flintstones
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
This used to be a nice neighborhood before the old ladies started moving in
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz on gun control in wake of Texas shooting: "Evil is evil is evil, and will use the weaponry that is available." In related news, Ted Cruz accidentally made a good point for restricting civilian access to assault rifles
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada...
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(US Senate)
 
 
 
Come back and lie to us about why you lied to us
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"We live in an age where food products require all ingredients to be clearly labeled and nutritional information listed in great detail, and yet most of us couldn't tell you what exactly is in a bottle of vermouth"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet folksy Bank of Utah, known for wholesome community programs like children's festivals, collecting coats for the poor, and secretly registering Russian oligarch private jets
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Why is a megachurch in Houston flying the Russian flag?
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Police capture fugitive polygamist and his wife and his wife and his wife and his wife
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein employed a veritable army of retired intelligence agents and private military contractors to make sure no trumped up allegations of misconduct were made by his alleged victims
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dallas man arrested near White House for threatening to kill Sting
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Somewhere along the line poverty became a crime in America
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The main question raised by the Texas church shooting? Why are good guys with guns so shiatty at stopping mass shootings?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force: "Oops, our bad"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Rheumatologist loses license for discussing stiff joints with patients
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dear Miss I Hate Antonia Wright, we are sorry that we added "I hate" to your name in our first letter to you. We were supposed to write "I have written to" instead. Won't happen again. Yours, Doncaster Council. P.S. oops
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia says Lebanon has declared war on it, the baba ganoush has hit the fan
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Where it's always Daylight Wasting Time
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
You can call tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) "The Avis Show" or "The We Try Harder Show" or even the "Missed it by THAT Much Show". Each song played tonight peaked at #2 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Who needs coffee? Woman tells officers she smokes meth to 'stay awake'
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this twisted dancer
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Man's wife trips over a small shopping cart being pushed by a young child. Naturally this is a great time to pull out a gun
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Southern California has the most stressful commute, according to people that have never experienced the hell of commuting the in the DC area
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The head of the World Bird Sanctuary has resigned after showing customers at a nearby Redbox a cockatoo. Or 20
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(Some Odd Gesture)
 
 
 
Caption this emotional crowd
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Church Of The SubGenius Founders say Bob Dobbs is the antidote to Trump: "Scientology, the Mormons, the entire New Age basically sprang from joke pamphlets done by a couple guys with fake names four hundred years ago"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Catwoman and boyfriend charged again with assaulting each other. RAWR
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
India's "Cow vigilantes" might be extremist Hindus that are willing to beat Muslim farmers to death for raising beef cattle out of religious fervor, or they might be cattle rustlers who've figured out a way to get tacit government protection
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Runner dies after collapsing during Wine and Dine marathon. Apparently, running at full speed while guzzling a 2005 Chambertin burgundy paired with buttered escargot may be hazardous to your health
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(Robot Man)
 
 
 
Photoshop this round robot
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The next front in the War on Terror has been opened: bike trails
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(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
And I will always love you... Chicken Farmer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pedophile [✔], animal abuser [✔], sexual harasser [✔], domestic abuser [✔] It's starting to look like this latest church shooter guy was kind of a d-bag
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
More children were lead-poisoned in a single Grand Rapids zip code than all seven Flint zip codes combined - before, during, and after the Flint water crisis
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Just in time for your holiday Fark party guys, it's 'ugly Christmas rompers' for the holidays
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
...and the latest reason to support abandoning seasonal time changes: An increase in the amount of drowsy drivers. OH NOES THEY'RE SLEEPY FROM THE TIME CHANGE
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: the only people who want you to buy gold coins are Glenn Beck and the guy who knows the combination to your safe
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
New Yorker writer knows why the caged boob sings
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Lenny Bruce was comedian who fought censorship. Brandeis U has called off a play about ... Lenny Bruce because it offended some
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
2 of the 5 deadliest mass shootings in modern U.S. history happened in last 35 days. Here's the latest leaderboard
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking states that humanity has only about 600 years left before the Earth is turned into a sizzling fireball, says bring good steaks and marshmallows to the party
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-10-29 to Sat 2017-11-04
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teacher, 22, not taught correctly how to deal with the real world and his work, quits in tears after one term because of 'impossible hours' and getting home by 6:30pm
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Surely it's not too early to spread disinformation about the Texas church shooting?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That woman who flipped off His Orangeness from her bike? Yeah, she was fired for violating "social media policy." Bonus: A company senior director had recently posted "You're a f****ing Libtard a**hole" in response to BLM. Yes, he still has a job
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
California high school students rebel against a confederate mascot
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this celestial Skype session
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Between shootings and CO leaks, Sunday was a very bad day to go to church
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas terrorist was an atheist who loved ranting about how pointless God is. What was his Fark login?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hotel patrons: Oh Noes, gay marriage is being discussed by Christians in the pub. BANISHMENT
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What the Paradise Papers show about the rich and their taxes. Arguments about whether leaks are good or bad to the right
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Atheist woman sues to remove "so help me God" from United States citizenship oath ...because of godless reasons
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Looks like we're gonna need a second clock
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If Movember had a Hall of Fame, Einstein, Yosemite Sam, Billie Dee Williams, and Teddy Roosevelt would all be enshrined in it (slideshow)
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) - So how's the weather? (⋋▂⋌) - *#$%@# that's not funny anymore you %@#*#$ dick
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Some guy went 284 mph on a Nevada highway. This is what he saw
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: some nutjob thinks the Sutherland Springs churchgoers should have been armed and returned fire. Fark: Texas Attorney General
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Security guard at a college football game gets slapped in the back of his head by a female fan he's escorting out so he punches her in the face. Trump immediately offers him a cabinet position
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Pot smokers' insurance premiums to get high." Heh-heh, "get high." ... Wait, what?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Atlantis has been found. In the Pacific. Wouldn't that make it Pacificis? This is the Daily Mail, so I now doubt Atlantis even exists
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